Adventures of the Gummi Bears (1985) s01e09 Episode Script

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Dashing and daring ♪
Courageous and caring ♪
Faithful and friendly ♪
With stories to share ♪
All through the forest ♪
They sing out in chorus ♪
Marching along ♪
As their song fills the air ♪
Gummi Bears ♪
Bouncing here and
there and everywhere ♪
High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪
They are the Gummi Bears ♪
Magic and mystery ♪
Are part of their history ♪
Along with the secret ♪
Of Gummiberry Juice ♪
Their legend is growing ♪
They take pride in knowing ♪
They'll fight
for what's right ♪
In whatever they do ♪
Gummi Bears ♪
Bouncing here and
there and everywhere ♪
High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪
They are the Gummi Bears ♪
They are the Gummi Bears! ♪
Have you seen Princess Calla?
Princess, where are you?
She's late for her lessons,
her tutor is all upset
and the King is furious!
Princess!
They'll never find me out here.
Oh, I feel so free!
I might stay out here all day.
Ooh!
Calla, what do you
think you were doing?
Suppose you'd fallen!
I won't fall, I go out
there all the time!
A princess has responsibilities,
she has to set
A good example for her people.
Oh, Father, sometimes
I hate being a princess!
You don't mean that!
I never have any fun!
Now, I know it's hard sometimes.
And I don't have any
friends to play with!
It would be more
fun being a peasant!
That's enough, Calla.
I'm just a prisoner
in this old castle!
I said, that's enough,
go to your room and stay there!
Fine!
And no supper!
Psh, psh!
Hm, what do they
think I am around here, anyway?
Now Sunni, Grammi wants
you to go and make your bed.
I'm not even done with this yet!
I have to do
everything around here!
Why Sunni, uh,
what's the matter?
Everything!
Oh, now, now, Sunni,
I'm sure that isn't really true.
And I haven't got
any friends my age!
I wish I could change my life!
A change, a change,
uh, follow me!
I know it was here,
I saw it just yesterday.
Ah!
Cha-mange humming
hummat umma pommair!
There!
What is it?
Uh, the Book calls
it a changing hat.
Oh, I don't know what that
means exactly, but it should
add a little flair to
your wardrobe.
Yeah, flair!
Thanks, Zummi.
Hey, watch it!
Wow, neat, what is it?
It's a hat!
Isn't it awful?
Zummi made it for
me to cheer me up!
Oh no, I look just like Grammi!
Cubbi!
It must be the hat.
Oh, so that's why it's
called a changing hat!
Watch this!
Gruffi Gummi!
What is this
newfangled contraption?
The ancient Gummis
never used these.
Grammi Gummi!
Land of ocean, here, Cubbi
dearest, have a ragweed cookie!
Cut it out!
Zummi Gummi!
Oh my goodness, oh,
I have to look this up
in the Breat Gook,
uh, Great Book!
Uh, ooh, ooh.
Wait a minute!
Princess Calla!
Wow!
You look great!
Servants, beautiful dresses,
flair!
What are you talking about?
Come on, I'm gonna see what
it's like to be a princess!
I've always known
I was a genius,
but this time
I've surpassed myself!
Oh, definitely, Your Dukiness!
You wait for us here,
we'll be back with our
little guest shortly.
Duh, what little guest?
Think, you slug!
Why are we here?
To kidnap Princess Calla?
Ah, very good, oatmeal brains!
Come, Toadwart.
Hey, look where you're going!
Princess, what are you doing?
Shh, I'm running away!
You can't do that,
you're royalty!
I've had it with all that,
I just wanna be a
peasant from now on
and I want you to help me!
But, Your Highness,
I have duties!
Your duty is to teach
me to be a peasant
and that's a royal command!
Yeah.
I think every princess should
have a pet bear, don't you?
Good thinking!
Come on!
Princess, is something wrong?
Oh, uh, no, I'll just go on in,
is that all right?
Well, of course, Your Highness,
it's your courtyard.
Ooh, I could get used to this!
Run, Cavin, it's a wolf!
It's a dog!
Those teeth could
tear us to shreds!
It's a puppy,
a tiny puppy!
Cavin, where's your imagination?
If I wanna pretend it's
a wolf, it's a wolf!
Okay, okay!
It's the biggest
wolf I've ever seen!
Better run home now, wolfie!
Thank you, Cavin.
Say, what do you think
is over the next hill?
Probably another hill.
Or a mountain full of dragons.
Good, let's go see!
Sunni, look!
Oh boy, food that
wasn't cooked by Grammi!
Uh, Calla!
I'm the princess!
King Gregor will be
here soon, Ambassador.
Oh, I say, there's his daughter!
Lovely child,
grace as a greyhound!
Princess Calla?
Uh-oh.
May I present
Ambassador Dribley.
Um, hi, really glad to meet ya!
Uh, is something wrong?
Princess, look at yourself,
you're ruining your
father's banquet!
You must apologize to
the ambassador at once!
What's that on the table?
Guards, come get this beast!
No, don't touch him!
Your Highness,
come back this instant!
That's better!
These should get us right
into Princess Calla's room!
It's getting dark, I'm wet,
I'm cold, and I'm starving!
Welcome to peasant life,
Your Highness!
I'm glad I did this,
I wanna do it again, someday.
But right now I wanna go home.
Thank goodness!
Come on, I know a shortcut
through the woods!
Oh, Cubbi!
I thought we'd never
get away from them!
I didn't realize how much you
need to know to be a princess!
Welcome to royal life!
You're me again.
Ugh, Calla, Calla, Calla!
Sunni, I wanna go home!
Me too!
Being a princess isn't
what I expected at all!
Calla, may I come in?
The King, hide!
Um, uh, come in, Your Majesty.
My, aren't we formal?
Still angry at your
silly old father?
Oh, no, of course not.
Is something wrong
with your voice?
No, uh, just a
little sore throat.
Calla, I'm sorry about
the argument we had.
I get busy and
short-tempered sometimes
but I'd give up my kingdom
rather than hurt you.
Why, thank you.
You know I love you, don't you?
Of course!
And I'm sure Calla
loves you, too.
It's not much farther,
just will this clearing.
Whoa!
Hmm, what here have we?
Put me down, I'm a princess!
Calla, no!
Ooh, Princess Calla!
Lucky us catch Princess Calla!
That's right and let us go
right now or I'm going to
His Dukliness be real
pleased with us.
We take her back to Drekmore.
Sunni, help me
outta here, the lid's jammed!
Who
Who is it?
Princess, I have
your dinner for you!
Psst, let him in!
Why?
It's our last
chance for real food,
we're going back
to Grammi's cooking!
You're not a servant, you're
Duke Igthorn!
I'm gonna get the other Gummis!
Throw her in dungeon
'til Duke get back.
Wait, a royal prisoner
goes into a tower room!
Duh, that true?
I should know, I'm a princess!
Okay you go in tower,
I throw know-it-all
runt in dungeon!
Oh, oh no, oh no,
please keep us together!
So the duke thinks
Sunni is the princess?
Yeah, she looks just like her!
It's not bad enough she has
to pal around with humans,
now she wants to be one!
Gruffi, don't change
the subject!
We gotta go and rescue Sunni!
Right!
Where has Your
Masterlyness been?
Other ogres come
back long time ago.
Bring those idiots
to me immediately!
Princess Calla,
I bid you welcome!
Lock her up!
Didn't we do that once?
Uh, I'm pretty sure.
Uh, maybe she escape?
Duh, your Dukishness,
we come for reward!
You have, have you?
Oh.
Not very nice reward.
This is what I get for
trying to be something I'm not!
Stupid hat!
Who, who's there?
Princess Calla!
That's impossible, I'm Calla!
No, I am, I know
everyone at the castle!
There's Cavin,
Sir Tuxford,
King Gregor!
What's the matter, you're
staring at me like I'm an ogre!
Oh no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean,
uh, look, I'm not an ogre,
I'm just a
Gummi Bear.
A Gummi Bear?
But you're only fairy tales!
No we're not,
we just hide a lot.
Here goes absolutely nothing!
There's our way in, come on!
Hey, open the drawbridge!
Tummi and Grammi,
you search the towers,
we'll take the dungeons.
They're woming this cay,
uh, coming this way!
On the whole, you know,
I think I would rather
be eaten by an ogre.
I bet we could
crawl along that ledge
and get into an unlocked room!
I don't know,
that's awfully narrow.
It's fine, come on!
I'll take care of the guard.
How do you plan to do that?
Well, if he's hungry I could
bribe him with a turkey leg.
You happen to have one on you?
Open up!
This is our chance, come on!
Hurry before he sees I'm gone!
A human!
Ow, ooh, oof, oh!
Ignore us, we're just
pigments of your imagination.
It's all right, Princess
Calla and I got thrown
into a cell together,
she knows about us.
You must be Grammi.
Sunni tells me you're
a wonderful cook!
Always pleased to meet
such a fine young woman!
So sorry to have inconvenienced
you, my dear, but
My dear?
Guards, get in here!
Is problem?
Is big problem,
where's the girl?
Uh-oh!
Seize him, you dolts!
Argh!
After him!
Ooh!
Wasn't that Cavin?
Sound the alarm,
the prisoners escaped!
Blech, I want a bath!
Shh, shh, shh!
I saw someone just
inside that doorway!
Cavin, what are you doing here?
Gruffi! Some ogres kidnapped
the princess and me.
No, they kidnapped Sunni,
she just looked
like the princess!
This is very confusing,
very confusing,
could they have
kidnapped two princesses?
What does it matter?
We haven't found either one!
Retreat!
The hat!
I catch princess, run,
tell Duke, quick, quick, quick!
His voice sure funny!
Cavin, you distract the
princess when she gets here.
Cavin!
Are you there?
Hide!
Cavin, you scared me!
Shh, there's an ogre out there!
Oh, that's all right,
that's just
Cavin, there's
someone back there!
You're right, someone's there,
let's leave!
Yikes!
Cavin, it's me!
Oh no!
More Gummis!
You know about them?
It's all right,
the princess has already met us.
Prisoners in courtyard,
prisoners in courtyard!
There's no time to
lower the drawbridge!
Get behind us, Princess,
we'll protect you!
I have an idea,
give me that hat!
Duke Igthorn!
What do you think?
Whoa, that's great,
but your voice
Oh, wait, uh, maybe I can help!
Vamoist ammultummer numma!
What did you do?
The wrong thing, as per usual.
You made my voice higher!
Oh well,
I'll, I'll, I'll undo it!
I'll bluff as long as I can,
you get that drawbridge down!
Well, I'll be bounced!
That there is one
brave little girl!
Wait, Zummi, cast that spell
again but cast it on Igthorn!
Ooh, of course, of course!
Vamoist ammultummer numma!
Who is this imposter?
And who are you
calling an imposter?
Both Dukies squeak!
Maybe shoe is too tight?
It's no use,
we can't control it!
Wait a minute, Gummiberry Juice!
This is ridiculous!
Toadwart, you can tell
I'm the real one, can't you?
Well, I'm not sure,
Your Doubtfulness.
Do something mean.
That's it, I challenge this
phony to a nastiness contest!
Please, feel free to go first.
You, you, and you run at that
wall until I tell you to stop!
- Stop.
- Quite nice, very mean.
I'm losing it!
Gummi Bears!
After them!
Get them, you fools!
Stop where you are!
Well, this is a
delightful surprise!
I borrow one princess and end
up with a pack of Gummi Bears!
By the way,
where is the princess?
Right behind you!
Ah, Princess Calla!
Bring me those Gummi Bears!
This way!
Uh-uh, no siree, not me!
I've been in there once
and I'm not goin' in again!
Just leave me here and
And this is our main hall!
And that's my kitchen,
you'll stay for breakfast,
won't you dear?
Oh, I'd love to stay
but we must get back
before the castle wakes up.
I'll eat her breakfast.
Uh, Princess, that was a
very brave thing that you did,
imitating Duke Igthorn.
I think I speak for
all of us when I say
please think of yourself
as a part of our family.
Thank you, Zummi, I'm honored!
Huh, we might as well start
selling tickets to Gummi-Glen,
we're lettin' in every Tom,
Dick, and Mary as it is!
Gruffi dear, I think I speak
for everyone here when I say,
put a sock in it!
Right!
Hmph!