All Hail King Julien (2014) s01e09 Episode Script
The Really Really Big Lie
A party? For Todd? Who`s Todd? And more importantly - why wasn`t I invited? Junk, junk, bill (Todd, that annoying Todd) Junk, junk! Fine! I know why I`m not wanted! Todd whoever you are! But while I`m here may I just will have some cake Todd won`t miss it and it`s not gonna go bad anyway, so Shoo, fly, don`t bother me! Not the face! Not the face! E-ew Eyes! What kind of demon bug are you? - Ah! - Stop! Drop the bat! Turn around slowly and keep your paws while I can see`em.
King Julien?.
.
Okay, I`ll be the first to admit: this looks pretty bad.
- Did king Julien do this? - He hates Todd! Hold on everybody! Let`s not jump to crazy conclusions.
I`m sure king Julien has an explanation to all this.
He`d better Yes, thank you, Maurice.
There is of course an explanation and it is - gecko! - A little gecko did all this? Ha-ha, of course not.
That would be so ridiculous.
No, a really-really big gecko did all of this.
- How big? - Eh, hu-uge! Like bigger than a really big stuff! So big you need twelve eyes to see you all of it! I didn`t know geckos could get that big A true.
Most cannot but this one can.
Because eats lots of eh, cake And lemurs! We`re all gonna di-i-ie!!! Yes, that`s right.
The Mega-Gecko.
That`s what I`m calling it.
It`s a party pooping lemur-cake-ivore Lemur-cake-ivore! I`ve never heard of a The Mega-Gecko That`s because no one, except your brave king, has lived to tell the tale! Well How did he get away? I fought it off with Nuts! - It eats nuts too? - Don`t be ridiculous, Clover! Eh It has a very serious nut allergy! So I just shot these nuts in its allergic face and it ran away.
King Julien is better than everybody! Ew-w What does it look like? It has big red eyes, that breeze fire! It only comes out at night - But it`s daytime.
- and during the day.
Sometimes, when when it`s really hungry.
And the scariest thing of all - the Mega-Gecko could be hiding among us right now! King Julien, you saved us! Yes, I saved you.
I saved you all.
I heard the Mega-Gecko is taller than a tallest baobab and still growing I heard the Mega-Gecko ate all the animals in Africa then swam to Madagascar for desert! I heard the Mega-Gecko likes to roast lemurs over fire and put them between graham crackers and chocolate.
He calls them "La Murs"! E-eh Well, I heard that it eats our hearts to usurp our power! King Julien, look at your poll numbers! One hundred and thirty percent! - They love you more than ever! - Of course, they love me! I defeated the Mega-Gecko! That`s right, that`s right, you`re the one who`s going to protect us from the Mega-Gecko.
Easy, Maurice, you`re hurting my arm.
A-a-ah!!! Masikura, I`m indecent! Apologies.
This could not wait.
Okay, I`m decent.
You`re saying? We have a problem.
Your subjects are convinced that all lizards spies (among them) working for the Mega-Gecko.
Spies? They`re rounding up any lizard they can for questioning! These don`t seem so bad.
Kinda brighten the place up.
There`s more.
Dorothy organized a nut drive.
Give your nuts for victory! - Hmm? - Because of the Mega-Gecko`s allergy.
Again, what`s the harm? Collecting nut can be very bonding experience! Oh! OMG! Is it a cake-o-clock already? That`s right, people! All cake is the security risk and must be destroyed! Destroying cake! Has everyone lost their minds? Mauri-i-ice! (Extra-seeing means) such short notice.
I-i-it`s just this Mega-Gecko.
It`s giving me powerful hibbie-jibbies, you know! I haven`t been able to sleep! And when I do I see bone-chilling things! Well, in a dream I`m running and it`s chasing me and Oh, Maurice, there you are.
What are you doing here? With Amelia E-eh Just while it E-eh Yeah, you know, in a bedroom me to go Yeah, that was kinda weird, right? What did you say to him? Enough about Maurice, I`ve got my own problems too, okay? Everyone`s got a muck in the brain! They wasted perfectly good cake! This Mega-Gecko is the worst thing that never happened to me Bu-but if I tell them that I lied they`ll think I`m a liar.
Yeesh! For the skeleton you gave really bad advice.
You know who gave great advice? Maurice - that`s who.
He always knows what to say.
Wait, that`s it! Okay, everybody! As your leader it is my job to facilitate two-way communication between you, my loyal subjects, and me, king Julien.
So, Maurice, come on up here and you know communicate.
What do you want me to say? Tell everyone that everything is okay, it`s fine and nothing to fear, you know Do like you do.
H-hi, everybody Well, I guess I`ll start by saying that I`ve been having this nightmare that the Mega-Gecko was chased me through the jungle before he finally swallows me whole! When I see all the other lemurs he`s eaten And you were there And you And especially you, Todd! Okay.
Eh Ignore everything he just said, people.
Maurice was never here! Maurice who? Yeah, it`s a good question! Ha-ha, no idea! Don`t worry, king Julien.
I`ve got this.
Listen up, people! There is no reason to be afraid! There is only one thing to do now and that is to HUNT the Mega-Gecko! - But we don`t know the first thing about hunting - We are gatherers Well, it`s time to become hunter-gatherers! Just act of curiosity, Clover.
What happens if you don`t find the Mega-Gecko? Impossible! I won`t sleep, I won`t eat, I`ll neglect important personal relationships.
Okay! E-eh, good, that`s what I thought.
- Hold on! - Timo, can you build me this? Ha-ha! Well, probably Yes! But I have a few questions.
I will not be taking any questions at this time! Xixi here reporting live from the baobab tree as Clover prepares to lead a hunting party into the jungle to find and defeat the Mega-Gecko.
Oh, Clover, can you tell us a little about your team? Well, I have gathered the best of the best of the best of the ve-ery sma-all pool of options I had available to me.
Yeah Take high! We are going deep into enemy territory to find the Mega-Gecko! We will be cruel! We will be merciless! We will do things that we can never-ever tell our children about! So good? - I don`t know - I`m scared! Do we get to wear uniforms? I just love a man in uniform! E-eh Are you done yet? I`m in kind of a hurry So why did you want me to build you a giant mechanical gecko, set it loose in the specific place in the jungle and not tell anyone about it? Well E-eh, it`s You know Todd? Sure! Cute kid, loves bunnies! I was supposed to go to his party but I became consumed with my own scent, lost track of time, ha-ha I have to remember my yearly bathing! Okay.
First - gross.
And second - how come everyone was invited but me? I mean - a-a-ah! Just a-a-ah! Any-who, because it`s Todd`s birthday I wanted to get him something you know, special, as a surprise.
Aw Okay, done.
Oh, no-no.
The ears have to go! - But I thought since Todd loves - Nope.
The Mega-Gecko does not have ears.
- What? - That`s what I`m calling it.
I named it, and that`s his name.
And so that`s a name.
Hmm, it went this way! Does anyone have the fear tingle? I have the fear tingle.
King Julien? What are you doing out here? It`s not safe! I`ve never been to a hunting party before Ew, decorations are little (surplus) It`s not that kind of party.
Who`s watching the kingdom? I left Maurice in charge.
So just FYI you`re going the wrong way.
- But the track goes - Trust me, Clover, I know exactly where The Mega-Gecko is.
Call it "the fifth sense" Okay.
Shhh! We`re here.
Okay, everybody, prepare yourself for something pretty hideous, and try not to make any sudden movements.
Behold the Mega-Gecko! Yep, that`s it! Let`s capture it, bring it home, I`ll slay it and put this whole thing behind us.
But King Julien, there`s nothing there.
- What? I told Timo to leave it here - What? - What? - You said something.
Yeah, exactly.
I say a lot of things, Clover.
These tracks make no sense.
Like it`s going in circles Ah! We`re not tracking it - it`s tracking us! WE`RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! At least I can tingle now! Oops, too late Someone gets some beavers, we need a dam for this stream, ha-ha-ha No one is going to die! We need a trap to catch this thing, which means we need bait.
- Hi! - Perfect! - Hey! I was saving that for my cheat day! Well, that all to do it! - Can I have my cake now? - No.
Ha! Gotcha! I have low blood sugary, hi-hi Alright, everyone.
We`re making camp for the night.
Mort, you just volunteered to stand guard.
King Julien loves me King Julien loves me a lo-o-ot King Julien loves me King Julien loves me a lo-o-ot Look, I`m just saying: hunting party is a bit misleading Mort Mort! He`s gone.
It was the Mega-Gecko! And it looks like it went that way.
I can`t see where you are pointing, Clover.
The kingdom is in the way.
- It`s the kingdom I`m pointing at! - Oh, ha-ha! Oh Oh We have to hurry! They all gonna die!!! We should be okay though No.
- On it! - No, Clover.
I`ve got this.
Have no fear, my peoples! I will face our enemy and slay him but good.
Just need to find the off-switch Yeah, there`s no much for me! O-o-o! It`s hot! Too hot! Timo, he-e-elp! I wanted one giant gecko and you gave me this? Hm, must be a glitch in a circuitry or perhaps an error line of code.
- In words I can understand, Timo! - It`s gone confluent! In other words I can understand, Timo! - We`re all gonna die! - What he said.
Come on, Maurice, find your courage, man! You better than this Your king needs you I can`t move! I can do I look for a weapon but all I can find was this thing in a jiggy Well, that`s that`s pretty great work, Ted, huh Hit it! Take once! And some that! further more of this! - Shoot her! Shoot her! - What am I supposed to shoot or where?.
.
- Just switch it off! - I eh, well, eh Uh, you did build an off-switch, right? Of course, I built an off-switch! - Then what`s the problem? - The off-switch was on the bunny ears.
So then we just O-o-o-uh You gotta be kidding me! Oh, I.
.
no, right! Ha-ha Wait! The manual override! Then who`s your mama drive? No! Manual override.
Here - inside the Mega-Gecko! It`s virtually impossible to get to.
Pretty cool if I do say so myself! King Julien, it`s not safe! It`s What is that? Nothing.
- What did you do? - E-e-eh Nothing.
He had me built him a giant mechanical gecko which unfortunately has gone berserk and it`s going to destroy a kingdom in less week unturned off, hi-hi-hi Uh! Sorry, I bluff when I`m nervous, and also when I`m sleepy, and sometimes Oops! Stop! You did this! There`s no time to play the blame game, Clover! Though I think we can all look related that if you want for Todd and his super top secret birthday.
How do we turn it off? Only way to access the manual override is to enter here.
The Bypass Unilateral Torque Thruster.
The Bypass Unilateral Does the initials of that spell out? Yes.
Butt.
Which also happens to be my mother`s maiden name.
Your mother`s maiden name was Butt? You wanna stop the Mega-Gecko or poke fun at my mother who just happened to be a saint? No, of course not, I`m so sorry.
Please continue telling us about your butt.
Ha-ha As I was saying you get to the manual override through here and hit the button here.
- So I`m What you saying is someone has to go into the butt? - Yes! - As king it should be me! - I can`t let you do that! I`ll go.
For a second I thought you are really going to let me do it, heh This just Clover has volunteered to go into the belly of the beast to put an end to the Mega-Gecko menace.
Clover, how does it feel to be facing almost certain death? Also and more importantly - who were you wearing? Tail cramp! Tail cramp!!! Trampoline in place.
Ready to launch.
Over.
Hey! Over here! Okay, now what? Oh, like I run away screaming.
I remember now, see? Where did it go? Where are you? Clever girl A-a-ah! Clover Timo, come back! I still need help with your butt! Oh, Maurice! Oh, thanks, the Gods! This time I really thought I was going to have to do something! E-eh Why are you laying there like a stiff pill-bug? I`m paralyzed with fear! Well, unparalyze yourself.
I need you to get into the Mega-Gecko`s butt! Kind of important! I`m sorry, king Julien, I really can`t move! Uh Then it really is up to me.
I did it! I`m in.
Wai-wai-wait No! I`m stuck! No, it can`t all end this way.
Must find a way to fight fear to save my friend I`m coming, king Julien! Thank you, Maurice.
I was impacted pretty tight.
- What`s the plan? - Find the override switch and end this nightmare.
- Ouch! That tickles! - Hello, nurse! Maurice, I don`t think we`re alone in here Of course, you`re not alone.
Make your way to my voice.
I stand on a manual override but can`t reach it.
Hold on! Almost - Woohoo! Yes! Yes! - We did it, king Julien! What`s happening? Quick! Hang on the harpoon-thingie! We are gonna li-i-ive! Ha-ha! Now this is a party.
Ha-ha-ha Hey, bud, just wanna say thanks for you know, unstucking me from the Mega-Gecko`s butt.
Got admit - pretty brave overcoming your fear like that! Thank you, your majesty.
I`m just glad this thing has gone for good.
Translation: CCCP2976 Season 1, episode 09 "Really Really Big Lie"i/
King Julien?.
.
Okay, I`ll be the first to admit: this looks pretty bad.
- Did king Julien do this? - He hates Todd! Hold on everybody! Let`s not jump to crazy conclusions.
I`m sure king Julien has an explanation to all this.
He`d better Yes, thank you, Maurice.
There is of course an explanation and it is - gecko! - A little gecko did all this? Ha-ha, of course not.
That would be so ridiculous.
No, a really-really big gecko did all of this.
- How big? - Eh, hu-uge! Like bigger than a really big stuff! So big you need twelve eyes to see you all of it! I didn`t know geckos could get that big A true.
Most cannot but this one can.
Because eats lots of eh, cake And lemurs! We`re all gonna di-i-ie!!! Yes, that`s right.
The Mega-Gecko.
That`s what I`m calling it.
It`s a party pooping lemur-cake-ivore Lemur-cake-ivore! I`ve never heard of a The Mega-Gecko That`s because no one, except your brave king, has lived to tell the tale! Well How did he get away? I fought it off with Nuts! - It eats nuts too? - Don`t be ridiculous, Clover! Eh It has a very serious nut allergy! So I just shot these nuts in its allergic face and it ran away.
King Julien is better than everybody! Ew-w What does it look like? It has big red eyes, that breeze fire! It only comes out at night - But it`s daytime.
- and during the day.
Sometimes, when when it`s really hungry.
And the scariest thing of all - the Mega-Gecko could be hiding among us right now! King Julien, you saved us! Yes, I saved you.
I saved you all.
I heard the Mega-Gecko is taller than a tallest baobab and still growing I heard the Mega-Gecko ate all the animals in Africa then swam to Madagascar for desert! I heard the Mega-Gecko likes to roast lemurs over fire and put them between graham crackers and chocolate.
He calls them "La Murs"! E-eh Well, I heard that it eats our hearts to usurp our power! King Julien, look at your poll numbers! One hundred and thirty percent! - They love you more than ever! - Of course, they love me! I defeated the Mega-Gecko! That`s right, that`s right, you`re the one who`s going to protect us from the Mega-Gecko.
Easy, Maurice, you`re hurting my arm.
A-a-ah!!! Masikura, I`m indecent! Apologies.
This could not wait.
Okay, I`m decent.
You`re saying? We have a problem.
Your subjects are convinced that all lizards spies (among them) working for the Mega-Gecko.
Spies? They`re rounding up any lizard they can for questioning! These don`t seem so bad.
Kinda brighten the place up.
There`s more.
Dorothy organized a nut drive.
Give your nuts for victory! - Hmm? - Because of the Mega-Gecko`s allergy.
Again, what`s the harm? Collecting nut can be very bonding experience! Oh! OMG! Is it a cake-o-clock already? That`s right, people! All cake is the security risk and must be destroyed! Destroying cake! Has everyone lost their minds? Mauri-i-ice! (Extra-seeing means) such short notice.
I-i-it`s just this Mega-Gecko.
It`s giving me powerful hibbie-jibbies, you know! I haven`t been able to sleep! And when I do I see bone-chilling things! Well, in a dream I`m running and it`s chasing me and Oh, Maurice, there you are.
What are you doing here? With Amelia E-eh Just while it E-eh Yeah, you know, in a bedroom me to go Yeah, that was kinda weird, right? What did you say to him? Enough about Maurice, I`ve got my own problems too, okay? Everyone`s got a muck in the brain! They wasted perfectly good cake! This Mega-Gecko is the worst thing that never happened to me Bu-but if I tell them that I lied they`ll think I`m a liar.
Yeesh! For the skeleton you gave really bad advice.
You know who gave great advice? Maurice - that`s who.
He always knows what to say.
Wait, that`s it! Okay, everybody! As your leader it is my job to facilitate two-way communication between you, my loyal subjects, and me, king Julien.
So, Maurice, come on up here and you know communicate.
What do you want me to say? Tell everyone that everything is okay, it`s fine and nothing to fear, you know Do like you do.
H-hi, everybody Well, I guess I`ll start by saying that I`ve been having this nightmare that the Mega-Gecko was chased me through the jungle before he finally swallows me whole! When I see all the other lemurs he`s eaten And you were there And you And especially you, Todd! Okay.
Eh Ignore everything he just said, people.
Maurice was never here! Maurice who? Yeah, it`s a good question! Ha-ha, no idea! Don`t worry, king Julien.
I`ve got this.
Listen up, people! There is no reason to be afraid! There is only one thing to do now and that is to HUNT the Mega-Gecko! - But we don`t know the first thing about hunting - We are gatherers Well, it`s time to become hunter-gatherers! Just act of curiosity, Clover.
What happens if you don`t find the Mega-Gecko? Impossible! I won`t sleep, I won`t eat, I`ll neglect important personal relationships.
Okay! E-eh, good, that`s what I thought.
- Hold on! - Timo, can you build me this? Ha-ha! Well, probably Yes! But I have a few questions.
I will not be taking any questions at this time! Xixi here reporting live from the baobab tree as Clover prepares to lead a hunting party into the jungle to find and defeat the Mega-Gecko.
Oh, Clover, can you tell us a little about your team? Well, I have gathered the best of the best of the best of the ve-ery sma-all pool of options I had available to me.
Yeah Take high! We are going deep into enemy territory to find the Mega-Gecko! We will be cruel! We will be merciless! We will do things that we can never-ever tell our children about! So good? - I don`t know - I`m scared! Do we get to wear uniforms? I just love a man in uniform! E-eh Are you done yet? I`m in kind of a hurry So why did you want me to build you a giant mechanical gecko, set it loose in the specific place in the jungle and not tell anyone about it? Well E-eh, it`s You know Todd? Sure! Cute kid, loves bunnies! I was supposed to go to his party but I became consumed with my own scent, lost track of time, ha-ha I have to remember my yearly bathing! Okay.
First - gross.
And second - how come everyone was invited but me? I mean - a-a-ah! Just a-a-ah! Any-who, because it`s Todd`s birthday I wanted to get him something you know, special, as a surprise.
Aw Okay, done.
Oh, no-no.
The ears have to go! - But I thought since Todd loves - Nope.
The Mega-Gecko does not have ears.
- What? - That`s what I`m calling it.
I named it, and that`s his name.
And so that`s a name.
Hmm, it went this way! Does anyone have the fear tingle? I have the fear tingle.
King Julien? What are you doing out here? It`s not safe! I`ve never been to a hunting party before Ew, decorations are little (surplus) It`s not that kind of party.
Who`s watching the kingdom? I left Maurice in charge.
So just FYI you`re going the wrong way.
- But the track goes - Trust me, Clover, I know exactly where The Mega-Gecko is.
Call it "the fifth sense" Okay.
Shhh! We`re here.
Okay, everybody, prepare yourself for something pretty hideous, and try not to make any sudden movements.
Behold the Mega-Gecko! Yep, that`s it! Let`s capture it, bring it home, I`ll slay it and put this whole thing behind us.
But King Julien, there`s nothing there.
- What? I told Timo to leave it here - What? - What? - You said something.
Yeah, exactly.
I say a lot of things, Clover.
These tracks make no sense.
Like it`s going in circles Ah! We`re not tracking it - it`s tracking us! WE`RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! At least I can tingle now! Oops, too late Someone gets some beavers, we need a dam for this stream, ha-ha-ha No one is going to die! We need a trap to catch this thing, which means we need bait.
- Hi! - Perfect! - Hey! I was saving that for my cheat day! Well, that all to do it! - Can I have my cake now? - No.
Ha! Gotcha! I have low blood sugary, hi-hi Alright, everyone.
We`re making camp for the night.
Mort, you just volunteered to stand guard.
King Julien loves me King Julien loves me a lo-o-ot King Julien loves me King Julien loves me a lo-o-ot Look, I`m just saying: hunting party is a bit misleading Mort Mort! He`s gone.
It was the Mega-Gecko! And it looks like it went that way.
I can`t see where you are pointing, Clover.
The kingdom is in the way.
- It`s the kingdom I`m pointing at! - Oh, ha-ha! Oh Oh We have to hurry! They all gonna die!!! We should be okay though No.
- On it! - No, Clover.
I`ve got this.
Have no fear, my peoples! I will face our enemy and slay him but good.
Just need to find the off-switch Yeah, there`s no much for me! O-o-o! It`s hot! Too hot! Timo, he-e-elp! I wanted one giant gecko and you gave me this? Hm, must be a glitch in a circuitry or perhaps an error line of code.
- In words I can understand, Timo! - It`s gone confluent! In other words I can understand, Timo! - We`re all gonna die! - What he said.
Come on, Maurice, find your courage, man! You better than this Your king needs you I can`t move! I can do I look for a weapon but all I can find was this thing in a jiggy Well, that`s that`s pretty great work, Ted, huh Hit it! Take once! And some that! further more of this! - Shoot her! Shoot her! - What am I supposed to shoot or where?.
.
- Just switch it off! - I eh, well, eh Uh, you did build an off-switch, right? Of course, I built an off-switch! - Then what`s the problem? - The off-switch was on the bunny ears.
So then we just O-o-o-uh You gotta be kidding me! Oh, I.
.
no, right! Ha-ha Wait! The manual override! Then who`s your mama drive? No! Manual override.
Here - inside the Mega-Gecko! It`s virtually impossible to get to.
Pretty cool if I do say so myself! King Julien, it`s not safe! It`s What is that? Nothing.
- What did you do? - E-e-eh Nothing.
He had me built him a giant mechanical gecko which unfortunately has gone berserk and it`s going to destroy a kingdom in less week unturned off, hi-hi-hi Uh! Sorry, I bluff when I`m nervous, and also when I`m sleepy, and sometimes Oops! Stop! You did this! There`s no time to play the blame game, Clover! Though I think we can all look related that if you want for Todd and his super top secret birthday.
How do we turn it off? Only way to access the manual override is to enter here.
The Bypass Unilateral Torque Thruster.
The Bypass Unilateral Does the initials of that spell out? Yes.
Butt.
Which also happens to be my mother`s maiden name.
Your mother`s maiden name was Butt? You wanna stop the Mega-Gecko or poke fun at my mother who just happened to be a saint? No, of course not, I`m so sorry.
Please continue telling us about your butt.
Ha-ha As I was saying you get to the manual override through here and hit the button here.
- So I`m What you saying is someone has to go into the butt? - Yes! - As king it should be me! - I can`t let you do that! I`ll go.
For a second I thought you are really going to let me do it, heh This just Clover has volunteered to go into the belly of the beast to put an end to the Mega-Gecko menace.
Clover, how does it feel to be facing almost certain death? Also and more importantly - who were you wearing? Tail cramp! Tail cramp!!! Trampoline in place.
Ready to launch.
Over.
Hey! Over here! Okay, now what? Oh, like I run away screaming.
I remember now, see? Where did it go? Where are you? Clever girl A-a-ah! Clover Timo, come back! I still need help with your butt! Oh, Maurice! Oh, thanks, the Gods! This time I really thought I was going to have to do something! E-eh Why are you laying there like a stiff pill-bug? I`m paralyzed with fear! Well, unparalyze yourself.
I need you to get into the Mega-Gecko`s butt! Kind of important! I`m sorry, king Julien, I really can`t move! Uh Then it really is up to me.
I did it! I`m in.
Wai-wai-wait No! I`m stuck! No, it can`t all end this way.
Must find a way to fight fear to save my friend I`m coming, king Julien! Thank you, Maurice.
I was impacted pretty tight.
- What`s the plan? - Find the override switch and end this nightmare.
- Ouch! That tickles! - Hello, nurse! Maurice, I don`t think we`re alone in here Of course, you`re not alone.
Make your way to my voice.
I stand on a manual override but can`t reach it.
Hold on! Almost - Woohoo! Yes! Yes! - We did it, king Julien! What`s happening? Quick! Hang on the harpoon-thingie! We are gonna li-i-ive! Ha-ha! Now this is a party.
Ha-ha-ha Hey, bud, just wanna say thanks for you know, unstucking me from the Mega-Gecko`s butt.
Got admit - pretty brave overcoming your fear like that! Thank you, your majesty.
I`m just glad this thing has gone for good.
Translation: CCCP2976 Season 1, episode 09 "Really Really Big Lie"i/