Batwheels (2022) s01e09 Episode Script
Holidays on Ice
1
Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing reading]
[Redbird] All right,
just a little more tape.
[Bibi] Some ribbon here.
Tie a ribbon.
All finished
with my gift wrapping.
-[Redbird] Me, too.
-[Buff] Me, three.
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Now we just need a tree
to put the gifts under.
Yeah.
When is Batman gonna put up
the holiday decorations, Moe?
Well, I'm not sure Batman knows
it's the holidays.
He's been really busy lately,
working on
some top secret mission.
It's our very first holidays.
We have to celebrate.
-I want to do everything.
-And get presents.
And make gingerbread Batcaves.
And get presents.
And put up lots of awesome
Bat-decorations.
And get presents!
What? [stammers]
I like presents.
Is that custom suit ready yet?
You got it, boss.
Good. I'm taking it out
on a special assignment.
I won't be reachable.
Gifts?
Well, it's the holidays, boss.
Hey, isn't it about time
to decorate the cave?
You know, jingle bats
and all that stuff?
Right, the holidays. Fine.
While I'm gone, go ahead
and put up a wreath
or something.
Whoo-hoo!
I I mean, uh, yes, sir.
You heard the man.
-[all cheering]
-Let's go. Sweet!
I've got the Bat-decorations.
I've got the Bat-tree.
Ta-da!
[all] Deck the cave
With batarangs ♪
Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Come and join
Our Batwheels gang ♪
Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Hang we now
The twinkling Batlight ♪
Fa-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
Make the Batcave
Merry and bright ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Big finish.
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la, la, la ♪
[all laughing]
Hey! Back from my patrol.
Thanks to me,
it's nice and safe
out there [screams]
But it's not safe in here!
Get Get these things off me.
Why'd you put up
these silly lights anyway?
It's the holidays,
Wing. Remember?
Our very first holidays!
We get to do
all kinds of fun things,
like put pretty lights
on a tree.
All this stuff just distracts
us from our mission,
fighting crime!
What crime?
It's all quiet
out there tonight.
[scoffs] I'll have you know,
I found big,
big trouble on my patrol.
Are you referring to
the tipped-over trash can?
It was one of those big cans.
[Bibi] Thanks
for patrolling, Wing,
but you should try
chilling and enjoying
some holiday fun with us.
Yeah.
Moe says the holidays
in Gotham are the best.
There's lots
of pretty decorations
And a giant Christmas tree
in Gotham Plaza.
And a big holiday
parade with Ike Cicle
the famous Gotham City snowman.
[Batcomputer]
Everyone likes Ike.
We should load up
the city map instead, hmm?
And scan for crime?
Sure. Just as soon
as we finish hanging
the Bat ornaments
on the Bat-tree.
[device beeping]
[Batcomputer] Alert.
There's a Bat-Signal
over Gotham.
Only one teeny-tiny problem.
There's no Batman!
He's not here!
See, we've got work to do.
[Batcomputer] Mr. Freeze
is trying to destroy
the giant Christmas tree
in Gotham Plaza.
That's cold.
Come on, Batwheels.
Let's go save that tree.
Nothing makes me
more unhappy
than the holidays.
And if I'm going to be unhappy,
then everyone else is, too!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Look out!
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Timber!
Bye-bye, Christmas.
-[Mr. Freeze laughing]
-We've got to catch Mr. Freeze.
We've got to catch
that Christmas tree.
[both straining]
[Buff struggles]
Got it.
[Batmobile strains] I got it.
[struggling]
But it's really heavy.
[Bibi] Can't hold it.
Now, it's going to fall on us.
[Buff struggling]
Now, I know what to do.
Wing!
Help!
Freeze, Freeze!
[all shouting] Help!
What? But Mr. Freeze
is gonna get away!
[scoffs]
[all struggling]
[grunting]
Thanks, Wing.
We almost got
squashed by Christmas.
But thank goodness,
the tree is okay.
-Whoo-hoo!
-We did it!
-The tree is safe.
-All right.
Who cares about the tree?
You're taking your eyes
off the snowball.
Mr. Freeze got away!
We ran him off.
We saved the day.
Saving the day means
catching the bad guy,
not catching a tree.
Ugh!
But it's so beautiful.
[all] Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree ♪
How lovely
Are thy bat-branches ♪
More Bat-carols!
Ugh! That does it!
I've had enough
of your holiday fluff!
I can't work with teammates
who don't stay focused.
Until you start acting
more like crime fighters,
I'm working on my own.
I'm going solo!
What?
Wing, the holidays
are about being together.
[Bibi] Yeah.
And you're such
an important part
of the Batwheels, Wing.
Not anymore.
I don't understand.
Why can't we
celebrate the holidays
and fight crime?
Wing will be fine.
She just needs some time
and space to calm down.
[Bibi] Okay, then,
more singing!
[all] Jingle Bells ♪
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg ♪
The Batmobile
Lost a wheel ♪
And Joker got away ♪
Hey! ♪
-[Batwing] Halt!
-[tires screeching]
Stop right there.
You're about to enter
the Batwing cave.
[chuckling] All right,
the Batwing cave.
Wait. What's the Batwing cave?
It's my part of the Batcave
that no one else can go into.
So, nobody go across this line.
Come on, Wing.
Don't you think
this is taking things
a little too far?
Not at all.
I should have
thought of this sooner.
I can go
on scouting missions
anytime I want.
I don't have to waste time
putting up holiday decorations
or singing Bat-carols.
Oh, and best of all,
I don't have to sing
any Bat-carols!
If you just joined in
some of the fun stuff
we're doing,
you'd see how awesome
the holidays are.
[chuckling] Yeah.
We're gonna play
holiday Hide-and-Seek.
Wanna play with us?
There's no time for playing.
We need to be ready
to fight crime.
Okay, well,
we'll play on the other side
of the Batcave then,
so we don't bother you.
And if you want
to join in, feel free.
All right.
Holiday Hide-and-Seek!
I'm it!
Okay, everyone, jingle.
I think someone's over here.
Oh, that does look kind of fun.
I mean, I'm having fun, too.
I'm loading up batarangs.
That's so fun.
One batarang, two batarangs.
[laughs] Come on,
you should play with us, Wing.
No, thanks.
I've got important
crime-fighting stuff to do.
Oh. Oops, forgot.
[Bibi] Found you.
Yeah, but you can't catch me.
[laughing] Whoo-hoo! Let's go.
[laughing] Too slow.
[Bibi laughing]
Okay, so they're having fun,
but going solo
is still the best
I think.
The tree's too tall.
I can't put the Batstar on.
Hey, Wing.
So you can fly,
and we were wondering
if you could put the star
on top of the tree for us.
I'm not a part of the team now,
and you're in the Batwing cave.
Sorry.
I really think
you should join us again.
Yeah, me, too.
We need your help.
And also, I miss you.
Sorry, guys.
I'm working solo.
[device beeping]
[Batcomputer]
We have another Bat-Signal.
Mr. Freeze is now
trying to capture
beloved Gotham
snowman mascot Ike Cicle.
Holy holiday hubcaps!
Ike is the star
of the big holiday parade.
He's a legend!
We need to save that snowman.
And the holidays.
You'll have to do it
without Batman.
He's still
on his top secret mission.
We can handle it.
All right, Batwheels,
let's head out.
Whoa, whoa.
[Bibi] Wing, wait for us.
[Ike Cicle humming]
[groans]
Oh, no!
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Now you're a real icicle.
I do not like Ike. [laughing]
He got Ike!
But I'll get Mr. Freeze.
Nobody messes with Ike.
Hang on, Mr. Cicle.
I got you.
[powering up]
[beeping]
[grunts]
[beeping]
[grunts]
[both shriek]
[Batmobile screams]
Hey, you've got
your hook on my hook.
No, you've got
your hook on my hook.
Hang on, Bam.
Don't worry, we'll get you.
And now we're all stuck.
[all shouting]
[Batwing screams]
[shouting]
Ugh! Pee-ew!
[retches] Well, this stinks.
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Sorry for the chilly reception.
Going up!
[laughing maniacally]
[Batwing screaming]
Oh, no!
[shrieks]
[thuds]
[squawks]
Ew, pigeons!
[cooing]
Hey! Stop it!
I am a sophisticated machine.
[grunts] I'm out.
[groans]
Mr. Freeze is gone,
so is Ike Cicle.
Where are the Batwheels?
No problem.
I'll just head back
to my awesome Batwing cave,
and come up
with a flawless plan.
[all] Wing!
[Bibi] Help!
[Buff] Wing,
we need help, please!
[all] We're trapped down here.
[Redbird] She can't hear us.
[Bibi] Did anyone
bring any anti-freeze?
Or maybe some hot cocoa?
Huh. The others aren't here.
So what? I got this.
[sighs] So, Mr. Freeze
was heading this way,
or was it this way?
Wait, is this map upside down?
Ugh, I was never great at maps.
That's Buff's thing.
[gasps] Oh, wait,
Mr. Freeze's Snowcrawler
must have left tracks behind!
Oh, but I'm not great
at tracking things.
That's Redbird's specialty.
Wow.
The cave is really quiet
when the others aren't here.
[echoing]
A little too quiet.
Batwing, did you rescue beloved
snowman mascot Ike Cicle?
No, not yet.
But neither did the Batwheels!
I mean, they're probably
doing some silly thing instead,
like singing around a tree.
[scoffs] What's so special
about all this
holiday stuff, anyway
[Moe gasping]
What's special about
the holidays?
Uh-oh, now you've done it.
Done what?
Now I gotta sing
[clears throat]
Some think the holiday ♪
Means only fighting crowds ♪
Shopping at the mall ♪
Or grey snow getting plowed ♪
But listen to this song ♪
If you dare to sing along ♪
Soon you'll know
That's all wrong ♪
[upbeat music playing]
It's the time of year ♪
For peace and cheer ♪
And every kid
Wants the latest gear ♪
But the best present
In the world ♪
Is a friend ♪
Candy canes ♪
A choo choo train ♪
They're tons of fun ♪
But none can claim ♪
To be the best present
In the world ♪
'Cause, that's a friend ♪
The best present
In the world ♪
Is a friend ♪
The other Batwheels are really
loving their first holidays.
Like, a lot.
But you know what they love
even more, Wing?
You.
Really
They're always there
when you need 'em.
You know that.
[sighs] You're right.
And
I guess I need them now.
So you're not goin'
solo anymore?
That was so ten minutes ago.
BC, can you track down
the other Batwheels?
[Batcomputer] Scanning
Located.
[Batwing] Um, BC,
I said I'd like
to see the Batwheels,
not a trash pile.
[gasps] That trash pile
is the Batwheels!
[Batwing gasps]
Mr. Freeze
must have frozen them.
Not for long.
I'm getting them out of there!
[Moe] Oh! Oh!
I have just the thing!
It's the Bat-heat ray!
You can use it to thaw out
the frozen Batwheels!
Perfect! Thanks, Moe.
[all] Wing! You're back!
All right!
Hang on everyone!
The heat is on!
[shivering] Holy hubcaps.
That was so cold!
And stinky!
P-U!
Thanks, Batwing!
Yeah, thanks.
[Mr. Freeze clears throat]
Attention, Gotham!
This is Mr. Freeze,
as if you couldn't guess.
I'm going to wish you
a merry un-Christmas,
with my brand-new
Mega Blizzard Blaster!
[laughs maniacally]
I'll freeze the entire city
so the holidays can never come!
[laughs maniacally]
We've gotta stop him!
Come on, let's go!
All of us?
All of us.
[all] Go, Batwheels!
[Mr. Freeze]
Icy night, snowy night ♪
All is not calm
All is fright ♪
Oh, look,
the Bat-thingies again.
-Chill out!
-[machine whirring]
[tires screeching]
[Batmobile] Whoa!
Hang on, everybody!
[all shouting]
[Buff] Too much ice!
Whoa!
We need a plan!
Okay, Wing. We'll distract
Mr. Freeze while you fly ahead
and free Ike Cicle.
Roger that, team leader!
Thanks, Wing!
Everyone, engage Batskates!
[Mr. Freeze] Ooh, skates.
Very clever.
[machine beeping]
[engine revving]
Hang on, Ike!
I'm melting your ice!
[Mr. Freeze] And there's
no one to stop me!
[cackles]
[Ike Cicle]
You sure about that?
Ike Cicle?
Oh, please.
Don't make me laugh!
[laughs]
I'm not Ike Cicle
I'm Batman.
[gasps]
What?
Now I really don't like Ike!
The snowman was Batman?
[exclaims] What?
Sweet!
How were you
the insipid snowman?
It's impossible!
I knew you'd been
planning something big
to ruin the holidays, Freeze,
but I didn't know what.
So I went undercover
as beloved town snowman,
Ike Cicle,
hoping you'd capture me
so I could stop
your plan from the inside.
I had to capture Ike Cicle.
The name alone infuriates me!
My only regret
is that I had to floss dance.
Auto Control. Excellent.
Always a friend there
to give me a ride
when I need one.
Happy holidays, Freeze.
[Mr. Freeze] No, no, no!
Un-happy holidays!
Un-happy!
Time to thaw this city out.
[Buff] Did you hear that?
Batman said we were friends!
Yeah! And the holidays
are back!
Just in time!
It's almost Christmas!
Wanna head back to the Batcave
and open our presents?
-Do I?
-You know it!
Last one to the Batcave
is a rotten egg-nog!
[engine accelerating]
Oh, awesome new rims!
Just what I wanted!
Thanks, everyone!
[Bibi gasps] New handlebars!
Yes! I love them!
I make going fast look good.
Oh! Snow tires! Yes!
Ooh! Is this for me?
Guess what it is!
[Moe] Spoiler alert!
[gasps]
It's a holiday spoiler!
Oh A sweater.
How nice.
[gasps]
It's a bat-cape!
Oh, happy day!
[Batmobile] Wing,
we know you don't care
about the holidays,
but we got you
a special gift too.
Thanks.
Whoa!
They're fabulous!
[Bibi] They're enhanced
flight goggles,
so you can see all
the cool stuff on the ground
when you're flying way up high.
And, look, Wing,
we're sorry we got distracted
by all the holiday stuff.
We'll try to focus more
on our jobs.
[all] Yeah.
No. You don't need
to apologize.
I should never have gone solo.
I guess I really do need you.
And not just to help
catch bad guys.
I need you because
you're my friends.
I missed you.
Aw, Wing.
We missed you, too!
[Buff] Holiday group hug!
[all laughing]
Did I mention
I'm glad you're my friends?
Oh, I can't wait for tomorrow
morning, to see what gifts
Santa brings us!
-Yeah.
-Me either!
I just love this holiday time
of year!
Batcarol time!
[all singing] Deck the cave
With batarangs.
Wait, stop! I forgot
Batwing doesn't like Batcarols.
[Batwing] Come and join
Our Batwheels gang ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la ♪
[giggles]
I like 'em when I sing 'em!
[all laughing]
[all] Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Hang we now
The twinkling batlights ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Make the Batcave
Merry and bright ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing reading]
[Redbird] All right,
just a little more tape.
[Bibi] Some ribbon here.
Tie a ribbon.
All finished
with my gift wrapping.
-[Redbird] Me, too.
-[Buff] Me, three.
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Now we just need a tree
to put the gifts under.
Yeah.
When is Batman gonna put up
the holiday decorations, Moe?
Well, I'm not sure Batman knows
it's the holidays.
He's been really busy lately,
working on
some top secret mission.
It's our very first holidays.
We have to celebrate.
-I want to do everything.
-And get presents.
And make gingerbread Batcaves.
And get presents.
And put up lots of awesome
Bat-decorations.
And get presents!
What? [stammers]
I like presents.
Is that custom suit ready yet?
You got it, boss.
Good. I'm taking it out
on a special assignment.
I won't be reachable.
Gifts?
Well, it's the holidays, boss.
Hey, isn't it about time
to decorate the cave?
You know, jingle bats
and all that stuff?
Right, the holidays. Fine.
While I'm gone, go ahead
and put up a wreath
or something.
Whoo-hoo!
I I mean, uh, yes, sir.
You heard the man.
-[all cheering]
-Let's go. Sweet!
I've got the Bat-decorations.
I've got the Bat-tree.
Ta-da!
[all] Deck the cave
With batarangs ♪
Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Come and join
Our Batwheels gang ♪
Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Hang we now
The twinkling Batlight ♪
Fa-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
Make the Batcave
Merry and bright ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Big finish.
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la, la, la ♪
[all laughing]
Hey! Back from my patrol.
Thanks to me,
it's nice and safe
out there [screams]
But it's not safe in here!
Get Get these things off me.
Why'd you put up
these silly lights anyway?
It's the holidays,
Wing. Remember?
Our very first holidays!
We get to do
all kinds of fun things,
like put pretty lights
on a tree.
All this stuff just distracts
us from our mission,
fighting crime!
What crime?
It's all quiet
out there tonight.
[scoffs] I'll have you know,
I found big,
big trouble on my patrol.
Are you referring to
the tipped-over trash can?
It was one of those big cans.
[Bibi] Thanks
for patrolling, Wing,
but you should try
chilling and enjoying
some holiday fun with us.
Yeah.
Moe says the holidays
in Gotham are the best.
There's lots
of pretty decorations
And a giant Christmas tree
in Gotham Plaza.
And a big holiday
parade with Ike Cicle
the famous Gotham City snowman.
[Batcomputer]
Everyone likes Ike.
We should load up
the city map instead, hmm?
And scan for crime?
Sure. Just as soon
as we finish hanging
the Bat ornaments
on the Bat-tree.
[device beeping]
[Batcomputer] Alert.
There's a Bat-Signal
over Gotham.
Only one teeny-tiny problem.
There's no Batman!
He's not here!
See, we've got work to do.
[Batcomputer] Mr. Freeze
is trying to destroy
the giant Christmas tree
in Gotham Plaza.
That's cold.
Come on, Batwheels.
Let's go save that tree.
Nothing makes me
more unhappy
than the holidays.
And if I'm going to be unhappy,
then everyone else is, too!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Look out!
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Timber!
Bye-bye, Christmas.
-[Mr. Freeze laughing]
-We've got to catch Mr. Freeze.
We've got to catch
that Christmas tree.
[both straining]
[Buff struggles]
Got it.
[Batmobile strains] I got it.
[struggling]
But it's really heavy.
[Bibi] Can't hold it.
Now, it's going to fall on us.
[Buff struggling]
Now, I know what to do.
Wing!
Help!
Freeze, Freeze!
[all shouting] Help!
What? But Mr. Freeze
is gonna get away!
[scoffs]
[all struggling]
[grunting]
Thanks, Wing.
We almost got
squashed by Christmas.
But thank goodness,
the tree is okay.
-Whoo-hoo!
-We did it!
-The tree is safe.
-All right.
Who cares about the tree?
You're taking your eyes
off the snowball.
Mr. Freeze got away!
We ran him off.
We saved the day.
Saving the day means
catching the bad guy,
not catching a tree.
Ugh!
But it's so beautiful.
[all] Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree ♪
How lovely
Are thy bat-branches ♪
More Bat-carols!
Ugh! That does it!
I've had enough
of your holiday fluff!
I can't work with teammates
who don't stay focused.
Until you start acting
more like crime fighters,
I'm working on my own.
I'm going solo!
What?
Wing, the holidays
are about being together.
[Bibi] Yeah.
And you're such
an important part
of the Batwheels, Wing.
Not anymore.
I don't understand.
Why can't we
celebrate the holidays
and fight crime?
Wing will be fine.
She just needs some time
and space to calm down.
[Bibi] Okay, then,
more singing!
[all] Jingle Bells ♪
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg ♪
The Batmobile
Lost a wheel ♪
And Joker got away ♪
Hey! ♪
-[Batwing] Halt!
-[tires screeching]
Stop right there.
You're about to enter
the Batwing cave.
[chuckling] All right,
the Batwing cave.
Wait. What's the Batwing cave?
It's my part of the Batcave
that no one else can go into.
So, nobody go across this line.
Come on, Wing.
Don't you think
this is taking things
a little too far?
Not at all.
I should have
thought of this sooner.
I can go
on scouting missions
anytime I want.
I don't have to waste time
putting up holiday decorations
or singing Bat-carols.
Oh, and best of all,
I don't have to sing
any Bat-carols!
If you just joined in
some of the fun stuff
we're doing,
you'd see how awesome
the holidays are.
[chuckling] Yeah.
We're gonna play
holiday Hide-and-Seek.
Wanna play with us?
There's no time for playing.
We need to be ready
to fight crime.
Okay, well,
we'll play on the other side
of the Batcave then,
so we don't bother you.
And if you want
to join in, feel free.
All right.
Holiday Hide-and-Seek!
I'm it!
Okay, everyone, jingle.
I think someone's over here.
Oh, that does look kind of fun.
I mean, I'm having fun, too.
I'm loading up batarangs.
That's so fun.
One batarang, two batarangs.
[laughs] Come on,
you should play with us, Wing.
No, thanks.
I've got important
crime-fighting stuff to do.
Oh. Oops, forgot.
[Bibi] Found you.
Yeah, but you can't catch me.
[laughing] Whoo-hoo! Let's go.
[laughing] Too slow.
[Bibi laughing]
Okay, so they're having fun,
but going solo
is still the best
I think.
The tree's too tall.
I can't put the Batstar on.
Hey, Wing.
So you can fly,
and we were wondering
if you could put the star
on top of the tree for us.
I'm not a part of the team now,
and you're in the Batwing cave.
Sorry.
I really think
you should join us again.
Yeah, me, too.
We need your help.
And also, I miss you.
Sorry, guys.
I'm working solo.
[device beeping]
[Batcomputer]
We have another Bat-Signal.
Mr. Freeze is now
trying to capture
beloved Gotham
snowman mascot Ike Cicle.
Holy holiday hubcaps!
Ike is the star
of the big holiday parade.
He's a legend!
We need to save that snowman.
And the holidays.
You'll have to do it
without Batman.
He's still
on his top secret mission.
We can handle it.
All right, Batwheels,
let's head out.
Whoa, whoa.
[Bibi] Wing, wait for us.
[Ike Cicle humming]
[groans]
Oh, no!
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Now you're a real icicle.
I do not like Ike. [laughing]
He got Ike!
But I'll get Mr. Freeze.
Nobody messes with Ike.
Hang on, Mr. Cicle.
I got you.
[powering up]
[beeping]
[grunts]
[beeping]
[grunts]
[both shriek]
[Batmobile screams]
Hey, you've got
your hook on my hook.
No, you've got
your hook on my hook.
Hang on, Bam.
Don't worry, we'll get you.
And now we're all stuck.
[all shouting]
[Batwing screams]
[shouting]
Ugh! Pee-ew!
[retches] Well, this stinks.
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Sorry for the chilly reception.
Going up!
[laughing maniacally]
[Batwing screaming]
Oh, no!
[shrieks]
[thuds]
[squawks]
Ew, pigeons!
[cooing]
Hey! Stop it!
I am a sophisticated machine.
[grunts] I'm out.
[groans]
Mr. Freeze is gone,
so is Ike Cicle.
Where are the Batwheels?
No problem.
I'll just head back
to my awesome Batwing cave,
and come up
with a flawless plan.
[all] Wing!
[Bibi] Help!
[Buff] Wing,
we need help, please!
[all] We're trapped down here.
[Redbird] She can't hear us.
[Bibi] Did anyone
bring any anti-freeze?
Or maybe some hot cocoa?
Huh. The others aren't here.
So what? I got this.
[sighs] So, Mr. Freeze
was heading this way,
or was it this way?
Wait, is this map upside down?
Ugh, I was never great at maps.
That's Buff's thing.
[gasps] Oh, wait,
Mr. Freeze's Snowcrawler
must have left tracks behind!
Oh, but I'm not great
at tracking things.
That's Redbird's specialty.
Wow.
The cave is really quiet
when the others aren't here.
[echoing]
A little too quiet.
Batwing, did you rescue beloved
snowman mascot Ike Cicle?
No, not yet.
But neither did the Batwheels!
I mean, they're probably
doing some silly thing instead,
like singing around a tree.
[scoffs] What's so special
about all this
holiday stuff, anyway
[Moe gasping]
What's special about
the holidays?
Uh-oh, now you've done it.
Done what?
Now I gotta sing
[clears throat]
Some think the holiday ♪
Means only fighting crowds ♪
Shopping at the mall ♪
Or grey snow getting plowed ♪
But listen to this song ♪
If you dare to sing along ♪
Soon you'll know
That's all wrong ♪
[upbeat music playing]
It's the time of year ♪
For peace and cheer ♪
And every kid
Wants the latest gear ♪
But the best present
In the world ♪
Is a friend ♪
Candy canes ♪
A choo choo train ♪
They're tons of fun ♪
But none can claim ♪
To be the best present
In the world ♪
'Cause, that's a friend ♪
The best present
In the world ♪
Is a friend ♪
The other Batwheels are really
loving their first holidays.
Like, a lot.
But you know what they love
even more, Wing?
You.
Really
They're always there
when you need 'em.
You know that.
[sighs] You're right.
And
I guess I need them now.
So you're not goin'
solo anymore?
That was so ten minutes ago.
BC, can you track down
the other Batwheels?
[Batcomputer] Scanning
Located.
[Batwing] Um, BC,
I said I'd like
to see the Batwheels,
not a trash pile.
[gasps] That trash pile
is the Batwheels!
[Batwing gasps]
Mr. Freeze
must have frozen them.
Not for long.
I'm getting them out of there!
[Moe] Oh! Oh!
I have just the thing!
It's the Bat-heat ray!
You can use it to thaw out
the frozen Batwheels!
Perfect! Thanks, Moe.
[all] Wing! You're back!
All right!
Hang on everyone!
The heat is on!
[shivering] Holy hubcaps.
That was so cold!
And stinky!
P-U!
Thanks, Batwing!
Yeah, thanks.
[Mr. Freeze clears throat]
Attention, Gotham!
This is Mr. Freeze,
as if you couldn't guess.
I'm going to wish you
a merry un-Christmas,
with my brand-new
Mega Blizzard Blaster!
[laughs maniacally]
I'll freeze the entire city
so the holidays can never come!
[laughs maniacally]
We've gotta stop him!
Come on, let's go!
All of us?
All of us.
[all] Go, Batwheels!
[Mr. Freeze]
Icy night, snowy night ♪
All is not calm
All is fright ♪
Oh, look,
the Bat-thingies again.
-Chill out!
-[machine whirring]
[tires screeching]
[Batmobile] Whoa!
Hang on, everybody!
[all shouting]
[Buff] Too much ice!
Whoa!
We need a plan!
Okay, Wing. We'll distract
Mr. Freeze while you fly ahead
and free Ike Cicle.
Roger that, team leader!
Thanks, Wing!
Everyone, engage Batskates!
[Mr. Freeze] Ooh, skates.
Very clever.
[machine beeping]
[engine revving]
Hang on, Ike!
I'm melting your ice!
[Mr. Freeze] And there's
no one to stop me!
[cackles]
[Ike Cicle]
You sure about that?
Ike Cicle?
Oh, please.
Don't make me laugh!
[laughs]
I'm not Ike Cicle
I'm Batman.
[gasps]
What?
Now I really don't like Ike!
The snowman was Batman?
[exclaims] What?
Sweet!
How were you
the insipid snowman?
It's impossible!
I knew you'd been
planning something big
to ruin the holidays, Freeze,
but I didn't know what.
So I went undercover
as beloved town snowman,
Ike Cicle,
hoping you'd capture me
so I could stop
your plan from the inside.
I had to capture Ike Cicle.
The name alone infuriates me!
My only regret
is that I had to floss dance.
Auto Control. Excellent.
Always a friend there
to give me a ride
when I need one.
Happy holidays, Freeze.
[Mr. Freeze] No, no, no!
Un-happy holidays!
Un-happy!
Time to thaw this city out.
[Buff] Did you hear that?
Batman said we were friends!
Yeah! And the holidays
are back!
Just in time!
It's almost Christmas!
Wanna head back to the Batcave
and open our presents?
-Do I?
-You know it!
Last one to the Batcave
is a rotten egg-nog!
[engine accelerating]
Oh, awesome new rims!
Just what I wanted!
Thanks, everyone!
[Bibi gasps] New handlebars!
Yes! I love them!
I make going fast look good.
Oh! Snow tires! Yes!
Ooh! Is this for me?
Guess what it is!
[Moe] Spoiler alert!
[gasps]
It's a holiday spoiler!
Oh A sweater.
How nice.
[gasps]
It's a bat-cape!
Oh, happy day!
[Batmobile] Wing,
we know you don't care
about the holidays,
but we got you
a special gift too.
Thanks.
Whoa!
They're fabulous!
[Bibi] They're enhanced
flight goggles,
so you can see all
the cool stuff on the ground
when you're flying way up high.
And, look, Wing,
we're sorry we got distracted
by all the holiday stuff.
We'll try to focus more
on our jobs.
[all] Yeah.
No. You don't need
to apologize.
I should never have gone solo.
I guess I really do need you.
And not just to help
catch bad guys.
I need you because
you're my friends.
I missed you.
Aw, Wing.
We missed you, too!
[Buff] Holiday group hug!
[all laughing]
Did I mention
I'm glad you're my friends?
Oh, I can't wait for tomorrow
morning, to see what gifts
Santa brings us!
-Yeah.
-Me either!
I just love this holiday time
of year!
Batcarol time!
[all singing] Deck the cave
With batarangs.
Wait, stop! I forgot
Batwing doesn't like Batcarols.
[Batwing] Come and join
Our Batwheels gang ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la ♪
[giggles]
I like 'em when I sing 'em!
[all laughing]
[all] Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Hang we now
The twinkling batlights ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Make the Batcave
Merry and bright ♪
Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪