Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020) s01e09 Episode Script

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- Previously on "Below Deck
- Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- I don't wanna go in a ----ing
room and right now.
- He's just continually
building a wall.
- That's ----ing random
and psychotic.
I just don't wanna show
my vulnerabilities.
But at some point
I need to give it a shot.
What's your type, Madison?
- Goofy guys.
- So like Parker?
- If by chance I hook up
with Parker, it'd be amazing.
- Give her a big hug.
Oh, there it is.
[ laughs ]
- When last were you
in a relationship?
- Last year.
Parting ways with Kaiti
is the hardest thing
I've ever had to do.
- We've got Yana
and Arthur Greenstein.
- Her number one priority
is to remain skinny.
- We don't eat a lot,
but we like looking at it.
- These handles aren't wiped,
toilet paper oh.
Madison's running around
constantly like
she's the most stressed,
hardest-working person
on the boat, and I think she
loves to portray that image.
- Parker's been a very
difficult guy to deal with.
- Parker should just not talk.
Keep his mouth on his
mom's teat, we're good.
- That's the beach
we should go to.
- That's where we're going.
- Oh sh--, we need shoes.
Um
- No, you don't.
- Ow!
- You gotta just ignore
the pain right now.
- We're just here
to hold the beach.
We can take a fiver.
- Have you guys not been
here for, like, five hours?
Because it looks
like absolute sh--.
What the ?
You need to put a bra on.
- Ugh.
- What do we do?
- From this list,
do you have a wine bucket?
- No.
- All righty.
- So all of this sh--
- Mm-hmm.
- can't be sitting there.
I don't even think they're gonna
wanna sit here like this.
You need to put a bra on.
- That's
Okay, that's
whatever.
- You look intelligent.
- Really?
Can I buy them off you?
- Five hundred bucks.
- Done.
- Is everyone good here?
- They're pretty much ready.
- This is so painful.
- Beach party, Georgia.
- Go ahead.
- The guests are ready
to head to you.
- Ugh.
- Jenna, you think there's
anything else you need?
- Probably
like a whole new beach setup.
These guests are paying
tens of thousands of dollars
to charter this yacht,
and right now we're literally
sitting in a garbage pile.
It's embarrassing.
- Ow!
- You know, I can see
your total ass, everything.
It's awesome.
- You pull that table
over here, behind that bush.
- Oh, my God.
- How hard is this?
Chairs out of the wind,
umbrella in the ground,
head out of your ass.
- Ow!
- What would you like?
- A glass of tequila.
No, no, more, more, more.
- Drink responsibly.
- I'm not driving tonight.
- Just make it look nicer.
- Yeah, yeah.
That looks a lot better
with that umbrella.
- Kinda like life.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- That's cool.
- Okay.
- Pag, Pag, Parker.
We are about to leave the beach.
- Copy.
- I have so much sh--
to talk right now.
What the were they
doing for four hours?
- I don't know.
- Madison, like,
can't even walk,
and you're, like,
just running around.
Come to papi.
- How's it looking
over there, nice?
- What's wrong?
What's happened?
- Nothing.
Everybody's doing a good job.
- All right, well, then I'm sure
Ciara's happy to tell you.
I'm gonna stay out of it.
- They got there,
and they're just,
like, bitching about everything.
There was no appreciation.
It was just
complaint after complaint.
- If I'm not there, you guys
need to solutionize together.
All that concerns me right
now is you and Parker,
us getting along,
and us smashing out the
rest of the season.
I'm gonna rinse
the tender, okay?
- Okay.
- I have no words for everything
that just happened.
- I'm so frustrated.
- Oh, babe come
we have to laugh about it.
Okay. Whew.
- We ready to rock and roll?
- Totally.
- Evening.
- Hi.
- This is your Uber boat.
- Bye!
- Have a great time!
- Bye.
- Thank you.
- Beach party, beach party,
Georgia.
They're on their way.
- Sounds like a plan.
Those are salmon in
those parcels?
- Yeah. I live for outdoor
excursions like this.
My father and I are very close,
and he is a Boy Scout.
So am I.
Some of my favorite recipes
from childhood
were from cooking
over a fire together.
The best food is
often the least fancy.
It's not about the china,
it's not about the service,
it's about the taste.
Cooking things.
- Welcome to the beach!
Does everyone wanna
get wet tonight?
- Ah!
- Oh, my oh!
- Welcome, you guys.
- It's sophisticated.
- This looks amazing.
- Love it!
- You wanna wear these?
Here.
We're going up there, Yana.
You're gonna need them.
- Oh, yeah
flippy-floppies.
- Mm, this is so perfect.
- We have arrived.
- You wanna take this?
- Oysters.
- Okay, so these are
local oysters,
a little bit of compound butter
and lemon zest in it.
- Thank you.
- No, we'll just pass.
- Just pass it?
- That is phenomenal.
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm, that is good.
- It's gonna be fun.
Jenna trusting me enough
to actually be allowed
to do the surprise pink party
- Georgia, you can set up
for the surprise.
Whatever you think
would look pretty.
- It's really nice.
I feel like I'm getting
a bit of acknowledgement,
and it's a great change of pace.
- Madison, Madison, Georgia.
Oh, I thought
you had your radio.
- No.
- Okay, I just needed to check
that you were helping.
Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
- She seems flustered, as usual.
- Madison?
- Yeah.
- Madison and Parker would be
a horrible combination.
- You have that bit accurate.
- What kind of self-respecting
woman likes pink this much?
- Well, she's clearing plates.
- Now.
- Jenna and Adam fixed
this complete circus
of a ----ing beach picnic.
Thank God.
- All right, guys, that's gonna
be fire-roasted salmon.
The potatoes have
a hint of wasabi.
I love to cook over a fire.
I genuinely believe it adds a
flavor that we can reminisce on.
- Thank you.
- Mm.
- Oh, this is good.
- I can taste the campfire.
- Clear, come back,
pick them up.
- Yeah.
- The dressing from the
asparagus is really good.
- I'm kind of afraid
to eat the asparagus.
- Why?
- I cannot stand the way
it makes your urine smell.
- Wow, this is beautiful.
Did you do this?
- I did, Glenn.
This is fun, I like doing
second stew sh--.
- It seemed like that went well.
- Did, didn't it? Yeah.
- Cheers, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- You have three desserts
back on the boat, so
- My type of a dessert
situation.
- Yeah.
- Good.
- Go.
- Paget's back, so if you'd like
to make your way to the tender.
- I hope he's gonna
carry me again.
- Jenna, Jenna, Georgia.
What time are we expecting
guests back?
- Probably in
the next 10 minutes.
- Thank you.
Okay.
- Ooh!
[ laughter ]
- Well, what do you want
from me?
- How we doing?
- Great.
- Kinda ready for dessert.
[ gasps ]
This is awesome.
- This is so cute.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
- That's beautiful.
- Thank you very much.
- I know!
- Love this.
- Ugh.
- Start getting sh--
together, all right?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Just started to
put everything away.
- I'm, like
- Man, everything you've been
preparing is ridiculously good.
- Thank you.
- What is Arthur doing?
- Aw!
- Aw!
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- He's so sweet.
- These are your
favorite desserts.
- Well, thank you, Mr. Arthur
and Mr. Adam.
- Got your berry cobbler,
and you got an apple cobbler.
- Ooh.
Ooh!
- Perfect.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
- Mwah.
[ thud ]
Ah!
- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Yum!
- This is the best
berry cobbler ever.
- How you doing, Madison?
- Hear ya.
- Do do you need me
to do something?
- Nope.
- All right, I'll see you
in the morning, yeah?
- Okay, good night.
- It goes a lot faster
when you've got two people.
- Parsifal III,
can we get a hand
offloading the beach
equipment, please?
- I'm gonna come back from here,
like, a hundred pounds heavier.
- Mm, mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm going to bed now.
- Go to bed.
- Good night, ladies.
- Thank you for your help.
- Thank you.
- It's super scary
that I like Parker.
I don't wanna like Parker.
I don't wanna like anyone.
I feel like he might like me
too, but I don't know.
- Wow.
- How do you feel about Madison?
- I don't know how I feel.
I
[ sighs ]
- Coming up
[ alarm chirping ]
- Glenn, Glenn, Parker.
Yeah, the temperature on
the boat's
reading between 100 and 120.
- Sh--.
- I'm gonna cut off the engine.
Phew.
- "If you are not Georgia,
- "If you are not Georgia,
you may not handle/remove
other people's clothing
----ers."
Are these your notes?
I love it.
"Do not put Ciara's sexy Italian
underwear in the dryer."
Oh.
- Deck, deck, start
picking up the anchor.
- Can I get you something
to drink? Coffee?
- Yeah. Sure.
- That's the anchor home,
Glenn, anchor home.
- Copy, thank you.
- Good morning, Captain.
- Nice morning, eh?
- Yeah.
Do you think we'll be able
to get the sails up?
- Later on today,
we will be able to.
- They all sat down?
- Yeah.
- Take the eggs
while they're steaming.
- I I kinda would like
for her to make our plates.
It's so hard.
To, you know, get everything.
- We'll we'll ask her
to make your plate.
Carla says if you could
help her with her plate.
- So you mean you'd like me to
take your plate, and
- Yes, yes.
I can probably get the fruit
myself, but a little granola.
- How hard is it to get up
off your ass, Carla?
- Some hash browns,
and a little piece of bacon.
That's regular bacon,
not turkey, right?
- Regular, yeah.
Should I also chew it up
and baby bird feed it to you?
- Appreciate it.
- Pleasure.
- Take a bite of this, please.
- Oh, my God.
- I wanna sit here in the sun.
- You you had
breakfast, mate?
- Yeah.
Madison made me breakfast
this morning,
and left me this sweet note.
- "Good morning, handsome.
It's 3:10 a.m."
Okay, that's nice.
But, like,
she should also be sleeping.
What'd she make you?
- Just granola
and a coconut water.
So do you know
that she likes me?
- Yeah, if she's, like, making
you breakfast, then
- Yeah, it's pretty
obvious, dude.
- Madison's
a thoughtful individual,
and she's my best friend
on the boat.
She's my Lil' Kim.
- I would go in
a mosh pit with Madison.
How does that not make sense?
- I got it.
- Don't let me fall
in the hot tub.
- That'd be really
funny, though.
- No.
- There has been times that
I've referenced
your mom potentially
breastfeeding you.
- Jesus.
- Just to be honest.
- Like, currently?
- Byron, Byron, Glenn.
You can let it go now.
- Everything we've had so far,
it has been really, really good.
- We're gonna do
water sports, snorkel,
and then we're supposed
to sail at 6:00.
- Okay, one and a half.
You happy if I shut down?
- Yeah, happy, happy.
- Three, two, one.
- Good morning.
- I'll just eat really quick.
- I don't eat.
- Yana smells.
- I smell.
- sake.
- Morning, Madison.
- Good morning.
Can I help you up there?
- Yep.
It's all at the bar.
- Yeah.
- Jenna, Jenna, Madison.
- Go ahead.
- Is there any way
that you can
- Sure.
Smells like America.
- Ft. Lauderdale and America
are very different things.
- I know.
- Would you like to talk to the
guests, or do you want me to?
- This is a good time
to talk to them.
- They've got full cocktails
in their hands.
- Aloha.
- What's up, man?
- I just wanna make a
game plan with you guys.
- It is not Parker's place to go
making plans with the guests.
- We'll go out on the tender,
just in this little island area
that was really pretty.
- If there's fish.
- I'm definitely not gonna,
you know, try to help Parker.
He wants to put his ideas
to the test, let him do it.
- You want me to do some recon,
and then figure out a
nice little snorkel area
- Right.
- and report back
to you guys.
- That'd be good.
- Cool.
- Thanks, Parker.
- Thanks, Parker.
- Oh, I have a bag of laundry.
- Yeah?
- It's outside of my door.
It's in a red bag.
- Sure.
- They want me to do recon
on the island,
and actually go underwater and
see what it's like snorkeling.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Don't be too long.
- Thank you
sugar rim and all.
- Parasailing.
- I've never done that.
- Oh, yeah, I've done
that before.
- I've done that.
- I haven't done it.
- You know, it was kinda boring.
Madison stayed up till 3:00
making him breakfast
and writing him
a little love note.
- Told you.
- Yeah, I know.
- "I'm so tired, I didn't
get done till
three hours after
the guests went to bed."
Hm. Hm.
This is a place of
professionalism, there's no
- Were you able to find
the backgammon game?
- This is it, right here.
- Where's Parker?
- Parker, Parker,
what's your ETA?
- You ready, guys?
- Are they playing chess
right now?
- Backgammon.
- Backgammon.
- Oh, killer.
- Hello!
I'm just curious if there's
any good areas to see fish.
- Thank you.
[ speaking Greek ]
- Are you doing okay on drinks?
- Maybe I'll take a cold beer.
- Cold beer?
- Yeah.
Yikes.
- Oh, there's a sea turtle,
right there.
- Byron, Byron, Parker.
I found a good snorkeling spot.
I'm on my way back.
- Okay, copy.
- So is he coming back now?
- Being the James Bond
of yachting
comes in handy
when I'm on a scout.
Because like James Bond,
I don't stop
when I'm tired,
I stop when I'm done.
[ alarm chirping ]
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Parker.
- Hey, Parker, Parker,
go ahead for Glenn.
- Yeah, the temperature
on the boat's reading
between 100 and 120.
- Sh--.
- Better tell me
exactly what to do.
I'm gonna cut off the engine.
[ sighs ]
[ alarm chirps ]
- Coming up
- I'm having some problems
with Madison.
- Okay. Are we looking at
possibly replacing her?
[ alarm chirping ]
- Oh, killer.
Here I am, out here by myself,
trying to make my captain proud,
and this sh-- goes down.
Oh .
- Let's go, people,
we're ready to get in.
- Yeah.
- Glenn, Glenn, Parker.
- Go ahead for Glenn.
- Yeah, the temperature
on the boat's reading
between 100 and 120.
- Sh--.
The seawater coming in
the bottom of the boat
to cool the engine goes through
a little basket strainer.
Check the sea-strainer
in the back.
- Is it the circular thing
with the clear window?
- Yeah, exactly.
And that basket is full of sand,
so the water can't get through,
so the engine's
not getting cooled.
The optimum temperature
for the engine
is about 85 to 90 degrees,
and right now it's up to 120.
So equipment can be damaged,
and it becomes very expensive.
- I'm gonna make you a batch
of mojitos to bring.
- Well, I mean,
I don't even know
if they're going in
the tender now.
- Mother----er.
- Once you get the lid off,
you can clean it out.
- Copy, copy.
It's so cloudy I can't even see,
but hold on one second.
- Piña colada?
- Please.
- Sure.
- Thank you.
- Anyone else?
I'm not sure who asked
- I think Yana wanted one.
I'm waiting for a mojito.
- Okay.
Oh, okay, perfect.
- Sounds like Parker's
breaking the tender.
- Yeah, overheated.
- Sand?
- Yeah.
- I've taken two bolts off,
and water's leaking out of it.
Is that okay?
- There's a valve.
You gotta close it,
stop the water coming in.
- Copy, copy.
- Parker's confidence
level is here,
when really,
his abilities are here.
-
- I'm embarrassed because
they are waiting in there.
- Hey, Parker, Parker,
what's the sitrep?
Did you get the basket out?
- Yep, it's all clean.
I'm just gonna
put it all back together.
- Temp is 89 degrees Celsius.
- Okay, you should
be good to go.
- I'm proud of myself,
because now I know
how to change the filter
on a jet boat.
- Sh--.
- Just keep an eye on it.
What's that tender worth,
hundred grand?
- Hundred sixty,
hundred seventy.
- How much is his salary?
- That would take him the rest
of his life, to pay that.
Maybe his kids would have
to work for a few years, too.
- I saw a sea turtle.
- Do we get a portion
of our money back?
- I highly doubt it.
- You know what I wish they had?
- What?
- A hammock.
- Hello.
- Thanks.
- Oh.
- We're waiting for them.
- I looked at
the little island area.
It's really clear.
- Bring the paddleboards so they
can paddle around that area.
- There you go.
- I'm all about giving
the guests the best experience.
- What's up, man?
- You ready?
- Ready, dude.
- Cool.
- As long as Parker
found a great snorkel spot
and the guests have
a good time, I'm happy.
Just a reminder, we're planning
to go sailing by 6:00.
It's 4:10 now.
- I'll try and be back by 5:30.
- There's still a little
bit of yogurt.
- What's up, girlie?
Yeah, left it covered,
can't miss it.
- Deck crew, deck crew, Georgia.
- Yes, I am deck crew,
Georgia, go ahead.
- Okay, sarcastic
deck crew member,
can you please come
and remove your covers
for the exterior
something somethings?
- Yes, ma'am.
- Can I grab some honey?
- Right up front there.
- Do you get weird about
people going behind here?
- No, especially not you.
If Parker walked back there, I
might chop his ----ing hand off.
- We are doing it, guys.
- There's definitely fish here.
- There nothing that will hurt
you in this water, I promise.
- Use your fins, Arthur.
- Oh, God, you're such
a klutz, Carla!
- Did you just ----ing
Febreze me?
- Yep.
- Yes.
Pag, how are you?
- Yeah, good, how are you?
- I'm a little ----ing
tired, man.
Can I throw you on a tea or
a coffee or anything?
- You don't have time for that.
Sorry, but
- Excuse me.
- Madison, she's oftentimes
doing things that I didn't ask
her to do instead of the things
that I actually need her to do.
What is happening there?
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, we're headed back,
guys, we're headed back.
- Welcome back, welcome back.
- Thank you.
- How was the snorkeling?
- Parker.
- They had a blast.
They saw fish and everything.
- It'll be seven minutes before
we actually start sailing.
- Let's grab your things,
and we'll get going
as quick as possible.
- Okay.
- We're supposed
to sail at 6:00.
Not too much time.
- Georgia, this is laundry
from port twin.
- Got their own laundry bag.
- Yep.
- Okay. I'll get it done
as soon as I can.
Parker, remember
when we were jamming
one of my songs the other night?
- Yes.
- Do you wanna do that
again for the guests?
We've got dinner at about 8:30.
- All crew, all crew,
go for sailing.
- Copy.
- Okay, we can start picking up
whenever you guys are ready.
Let's get ready
to get the mizzen up.
- Okay, Ciara, you can go
and get changed now, yeah?
- Okay, I'm going up.
- Ready to go sailing?
- We're ready.
- All righty.
- Oh, it takes it a while, huh?
And they're all this slow?
- Uh, yes.
It's quicker than
pulling it by hand.
- That's for sure.
- Count down
the last three, please.
- Two wraps.
Stop.
- Motors are off?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, this is just wind.
- That's pretty badass.
- We're humming.
- Woo!
- One of you guys
wanna take the wheel?
- Oh, I definitely do.
- Let's start by steering down
this way a bit.
- How cool is this?
- Bear away a little bit,
like turn downwind a bit.
- So how 'bout
them sailboats, huh?
- This is awesome.
- Okay, now I totally feel us
feeling us sideways.
- Yeah.
- I feel like it's true,
like, boating experience
versus just, like,
driving a motor yacht.
- Have you had
too much to drink?
- I'm I'm standing
totally straight right now.
- Whoa!
- Ooh!
Goodness.
- What's that? Ah!
- Ooh, now we have rosé salsa.
That's what happens
when you're sailing.
- Coming up
- It might be a snug fit, huh?
- You're moving a big,
expensive piece of machinery.
We probably have maybe
a meter either side.
You're gonna have to
come a little bit more
to starboard, Glenn.
- It's a tight squeeze.
- Holy sh--.
- Ah!
- Ah!
[ clattering ]
- Something broke.
- The beauty of sailing.
- Yeah, this
this happens, so
- Well, we just sit and wait
for the drinks to come to us.
- Mm, yeah, but we don't
want this to fall on you.
- No.
- Do you have any drinks?
- Just doing normal boat stuff.
- If you guys wanna take
a chance turning the wheel,
that's fine too, you know.
Let's start by steering
down this way a bit.
- Okay.
- That's gonna make it easier
for me to put this sail away.
- I'm gonna go get ready,
because I wanna, like,
take some photos while
it's still light outside.
- Okay, coming down.
- Is that tight?
- That's tight, that's tight.
- Let's get anchored.
That feels like a good bite.
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
Can you come up and we'll
start setting dinner, please?
- Yeah, copy.
[ phone beeps ]
- Oh, my God.
- From who?
She's the love of my life.
- Why'd you guys break up?
- Because she wanted space.
- So is it like a
we'll kinda see how it goes
and maybe get back together?
Is that is that an option?
- I always hope so.
[ phone beeps ]
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Yeah.
- Mm, just a little
- Okay, Adam, we've got
four guests up.
- Oh, here, the wind hurry.
An opportunity!
- You hurry, I'm taking
pictures.
- Okay.
Buy me some time?
- Sure.
- My young wife.
- Can I get you
anything to drink?
- We can grab it for you.
Come on, Madison.
This is a perfect example.
Welcome to stewing 101.
- We're supposed to
be ready at 9:00, right?
- Yeah, 9:00, 9:15.
[ thunder rumbling ]
- Ooh, I see lightning.
Exhilarating.
- Ooh
do you all see the lightning?
- Mm-hmm.
- Healthy lobster bisque.
- Ready?
- Yes.
- And food is here.
- Perfect timing.
- Perfect timing.
- This is lobster bisque
virtually creamless.
- Oh, my gosh.
- There's just a splash of
whole milk in there.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Enjoy, you guys.
- Thank you for
making it skinny.
- It's amazing.
- This is really good.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you done in here?
- Yep.
- This is amazing.
- How Jenna speaks to me
is just, like, not okay.
I can never just
do anything right.
It's like I swear on my life
- Copy, thank you.
- Ugh.
- Madison, Madison,
if you can come up
to the aft deck,
please, Madison.
- Ugh.
Copy, I'm on my way.
- How many fish?
- Two fish on their own,
one beef on its own,
and then three combinations.
- When you put it that way, it
sounds so much less complicated.
Okay, so your next course
at the base you'll see
that white puree.
That's actually
a celery root puree.
It's not potato,
so it's non-starch.
- Ooh, nice.
- Ooh.
- Demi-glace
for the beef tenderloin.
- Perfect.
- Enjoy.
- Thanks, Adam!
- Oh, my gosh,
this looks amazing.
- Mm feels like eating lamb.
- She's eaten more today
than she has all last month.
- Yana challenged me
on her preference sheet,
but now she's like
that little hungry, hungry hippo
that I just can't seem
to give her enough.
[ harmonica playing ]
- Georgia.
- Georgia's in the laundry.
[ harmonica playing ]
- So we're gonna play
during dessert.
-
- Want me to get the guitar out?
- Please.
Music's always been
my number one passion.
Honestly, any opportunity
to play,
even practice, is a godsend.
Oh, we can turn this
into a vocal exercise.
[ singing indistinctly ]
- Back home, I do,
like, little dive bars,
and I've had some pretty good,
like, traction in South Africa.
I think I'm a medium-sized
fish in a small pond.
[ making noises ]
- What are you doing?
- The Lion from "Wizard of Oz."
- Oh.
- Madison, Madison, do you wanna
come help clear up in the bar?
- You ready?
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
This is chocolate mousse.
Enjoy, you guys.
- Thanks, Adam.
- This one's a little rich,
so don't feel like you
gotta eat it all.
- Okay.
But there are starving
children in Ethiopia.
- So romantic.
- Madison, Madison, you wanna
come down to the guest cabins?
- Ugh.
Yeah, I copy.
- So in the master,
floors aren't done.
- I did the floor on my
that cabin.
I literally got on my hands and
knees and, like, scrubbed it.
- Yeah, well,
there's garbage on the floor.
- Oh.
- I'm not saying this just
because I like to be a bitch.
I'm saying this for a reason.
Madison clearly isn't capable
of providing
the level of service that
is required on a yacht.
- No.
Sorry, Jenna.
[ thunder rumbling ]
- Lightning.
- Where'd all this
sh-- come from, eh?
- Roo!
- Oh, my God, it's
gotta be so intense.
- Do you wanna maybe help her
in laundry for a few?
- Yeah.
- I don't even know
how to handle this right now.
- Good job today.
- Thanks, you too, pal.
- I know laundry's important,
but, like,
I should have confidence in you
that you're doing the checklist.
- Babe, honestly
- Please don't "babe" me
right now,
because I'm getting reamed out
because you're not
doing the floors, and I have
to go back and fix it.
And I'm the one
getting yelled at.
- What's up?
- Yeah, and I'm asking
what is that's going on,
because I'm your boss.
[ thunder rumbling ]
- We're just having
- We're just having
a conversation
about turndowns and laundry.
- Yeah, and I'm asking what it
is that's going on,
because I'm your boss.
I'm tired of Jenna and, like,
sh--ting on her number two.
That's me.
- I'm definitely not trying
to be disrespectful, or
- Yeah, no, thank you
for checking.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
What can I take up for you?
- All that
yeah, that pile
- This? This?
- And all the things underneath.
- Thanks, doll.
I appreciate you.
- I appreciate you too.
- Good evening.
- [ gasps ]
- Good evening!
- Hello.
- Georgia and I are gonna
play a couple songs
while you eat dessert.
- Ooh.
[ live music playing ]
- Let's step away
for a minute ♪
I need to tell
you something ♪
I'm here you to tell you
that I'm in it ♪
And that
you're on my brain ♪
It's been you
since the first time ♪
I heard you saying my name ♪
I need you to tell
me that you won't ♪
Won't break my heart ♪
- Wow.
- Thank you!
- Thank you!
[ thunder rumbling ]
[ laughing ]
- I feel like yachting is
always gonna be my mistress.
I think my music
is always my number one.
- That was a
you're amazing.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Is that your own
music, really?
- Yeah.
- Incredible.
- Thank you.
- Wow. Blown away.
- So being able
to play my music,
it really just feels good.
- Okay.
Tell me what's going on.
- When I started yachting
I was thankful
because I was getting paid well,
and I was on a yacht.
You're seeing the world,
and I don't think
it's as meaningful
to these girls as it was to me.
Most everything's clean.
so you can
definitely take nine hours.
- Good night, Carla.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Boundaries, I know.
- Don't get close
to him anymore.
- That's the difference
Paget and I, we've been
together for four years.
- But that's the thing,
that's what you want.
Like, you guys give a
good rep to couples on boats.
That sh-- in there?
How does that deserve respect?
Any redeeming qualities
in there?
Mm, no.
[ thunder rumbling ]
- I'm only supposed
to take a half-hour
after the guests go to bed,
but, like, don't tell me
how to live my life.
- What's up?
- So what's up with you?
- You wanna go look
at the stars?
- Yeah.
- Come on.
They're not even out anymore.
- Aw.
This is nice.
- You wanna yacht forever?
- What do you wanna do?
- I could I could totally
see you in New York City.
I think you would fit
in well there.
Madison may like me,
but I can feel that things with
Kaiti are stirring up again.
[ phone beeps ]
So I have quite the conundrum.
- Yo-ho, time to go to bed.
[ alarm beeping ]
- It got cold all of a sudden.
- Glenn, Glenn, Pag.
- Go ahead, mate.
- Just the transom to put away.
You happy for us to
go ahead with that?
- Yeah, we're gonna
fire up in two seconds
and start picking up.
- Copy.
- Hey, Georgia.
- Mm?
- Last night when I interrupted
you and Madison
- Yeah?
- I think it's very clear
that she sometimes
passes the buck off on you,
and that sucks.
- I actually wanted to say
thank you for stepping in there.
I really do love Madison.
But she's just
emotionally charged,
and everything seems to be
taken as personal attacks.
Whereas Jenna respects me
enough to speak to me levelly.
I'm just trying
to keep the peace.
- I mean, she needs
to lead by example,
so just know that I saw that
I can see that.
- Thank you very much.
- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn.
- Go ahead.
- Transom doors closed.
- Deck, deck, deck, let's
get ready to lift anchor.
- Okay.
- We need to start getting
the lines out.
- I'll start doing lines.
- Ciara should be coming up
any second.
- I got this.
- Okay.
- I got it.
- Good morning.
We've gotta rinse the sides
below the fenders.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Knock-knock.
Hi, I'm sorry,
I thought you might be packing,
and these are your
- Perfect.
- I'm still waiting to
find out if you love me.
- I do love you.
- Well, then where's my coffee?
- That's gonna have to wait.
You should
you should get up earlier
and have some me time first.
- No, Paget, I'm tired.
- Think it might
be a snug fit, eh?
- Holy .
- Damn, son.
- We're going back to
our assigned spot.
It's quite tight this time.
- If we're going in that
space between the two boats,
then we'll have to get the
somebody in the tender, off,
you know?
- Yeah, of course.
- Jenna, Jenna, Pag.
Could we spare two of
your ladies for coming in?
- Copy. Madison and Georgia,
do you wanna head up there?
- Copy.
- It's gonna be a bit
of a challenge,
so I want extra eyes
back there to help,
because I can hit the dock or
I can hit the other boat,
and that can be quite intense.
- I'm gonna put you
in the tender soon, Ciara,
so let's hurry with the fenders.
- Pag, where do you need me?
- Can you go starboard
side, please?
This side, one person
the other side.
Just watch fenders.
- How am I lined up
to come straight back?
- You're looking straight
down there, Glenn.
Looking straight down
at around 100 meters.
Docking's quite intense.
You know, we probably have
maybe a meter either side.
- Holy sh--.
- Byron, what are
the chains doing?
- Yeah, one shackle each side,
and they're starting
to straighten out now.
- You're gonna have to come
a little bit more
to starboard, Glenn.
You're moving a big,
expensive piece of machinery,
and there's other
big boats around you
that you don't wanna
you don't wanna hurt.
- Oh, that's a tight squeeze.
- Okay, Glenn, that's two meters
to the boat on our port side.
- Look at that.
-
- Oh sh--.
- Holy sh--.
- You need to give your bow
a kick-around to starboard.
Okay, Glenn, that's 25 to stop,
25 to stop.
- Byron, what are
those chains doing?
- Medium stay equal,
you got three and a
half shackles on each.
- Nice job, Mads.
- Your spring, that's going on
that left-hand bollard, okay?
- All the way to the left.
- Yeah.
- Okay, that's 10 to stop.
- Copy 10.
- Arms up like
a football post, yeah?
Nice job, Ciara.
- Okay, Glenn, starboard
springs going across first.
That's two to stop.
- Let's get those nice
and tight.
- They're good,
thank you very much.
- That's tight.
- That was a good
docking, there.
- That's that's good.
- Yeah.
- No, perfect, perfect.
- Yeah, it was all right.
- Good job.
- Thank you.
- Sweating my balls off.
- Good job parking.
- Oh, thank you very much.
- Incredible.
- In these conditions,
it's pretty straightforward.
All in a day's work.
The guests are getting
ready to part.
Everyone up on
the aft deck, thank you.
- Did a great job.
- Thank you so much.
- It was so much fun
having you guys.
- This was an amazing
experience.
- Thank you.
- We didn't know what to
expect coming onto this boat,
and now we feel like family.
- Jenna, you read my mind.
Adam, no words.
I mean, besides I need
to get to the gym.
- And then before we forget,
this is for you.
- Wow oh, thank
thank you very much.
- Yeah.
- It's really, really,
really nice.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Have a safe trip.
- Thank you.
[ horn blowing ]
- Charter five done, let's go!
[ cheering ]
- All crew, all crew,
can we get everybody
in the saloon for a quick
debrief of the charter?
Thank you.
- Yeah, copy that.
- Uh, deck department, it was
tough for some people, I think.
- The beach barbeque
was pretty tough.
- Yeah.
- At the end of the day,
it's all a complete waste
of time if we're setting
up in the wrong spot.
- Yeah.
- Well, the wind wasn't there
when it was like that.
- Okay, so
well, but just let me finish.
So if it's out on the
tip of a peninsula,
you're gonna get wind.
- Very good point.
- I I mean, it's
I think it's done now.
I think we've done
it successfully.
- Exactly.
- I think we can just
emulate that the next time.
- Well, on that note
- Sixteen.
- Seventeen.
- Okay.
- Eighteen-eighty each.
Tomorrow, I got
a little surprise for you.
We're gonna relax a little bit.
It's a day off.
- Ow!
- Hey!
- In the afternoon,
we're gonna take this boat,
we're gonna anchor near one
of these beach bar clubs
- Nude beaches?
All right.
- And then we'll bring her
back here the day after,
and get ready for
the net charter.
- Cool.
- Thank you so much.
- That is awesome.
- Does sound awesome, eh?
- Okay, now let's
do some champagne.
- Way ahead of you, big dad.
- When you cheers, you're
supposed to look in your eyes.
- Yeah.
- If not, it's seven years
of bad sex, isn't it?
- Eye contact, folks.
- Eye contact.
- Yay!
- Paget, that was a big freaky.
- I I don't need
any more bad sex.
- That's a
- What do you mean, "Any more?"
you!
- I have a little meeting
with you to
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, good, there's a wad
of money on the table.
- So
- Okay.
So just a little
- Okay, so
- debrief about
the interior team.
- Okay.
- Georgia's doing really well.
- Okay.
- I'm having some
problems with Madison.
- Okay.
- I think that she needs
to time-manage better,
start a job and finish a job.
So all of this sh--
- Mm-hmm.
- can't be sitting there.
- Oh
- So this could have all
been prepared.
And I feel like she
has the skills necessary
to be a good second stew.
- Mm-hmm.
- However, when she's
not sleeping properly,
that's a significant issue.
- I've noticed.
She's like, "Okay, I'm supposed
to be on a break right now,
but frig it,
I'll just keep going."
- Yeah, I think most
of the time she's running
around really frantic.
- Woo!
- She's staying up quite a
bit later than is necessary.
- Can I see your hand, please?
- Telling me
that she's exhausted.
Now there is a sideline thing
where she had
feelings for Parker.
- That's why
she's up until 4:00,
because he's on the 4:00.
- I assume as much.
I'm not really sure.
- She needs to take her breaks.
- Yeah.
- She needs to finish at
a reasonable hour.
- Yeah.
- and go to sleep.
Obviously we have an issue.
We have a job to do,
we have a boat to run,
and we need somebody who's
who's able to do it.
We're gonna have to find
some sort of solution.
- Yeah.
- Are we looking at
possibly replacing her?
- Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- Yes!
- Where are all the girls at?
- I think I'm agreeing
to a threesome.
My ex went to Universal
Studios with Jenna.
- Stop laughing.
Am I a jealous guy?
Yes.
It's disgusting.
This is the reason
I didn't wanna start this.
It makes me ----ing
sick to my stomach.
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