Bunnicula (2016) s01e09 Episode Script
Son of Bunnicula
1
(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
CHESTER: Knight to G5.
HAROLD: Ooh, Mr. Knight,
you're so brave and handsome!
(BUNNICULA BABBLING
INDISTINCTLY)
Oh, no, no.
He's my handsome knight.
Kiss me, you fool.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
MINA: Hey, guys, I'm home!
Aw, Mina.
Hey, did you miss me?
(EXHALES)
I have this huge
test tomorrow.
I'm gonna be cramming
all night.
So, to make up for not
being able to hang out
with you guys,
I brought you home
some little presents.
For you, Harold,
a doggie toothbrush!
And for Chester, a new binky.
(GASPS) Oh!
Is this cashmere?
Last but certainly not least,
little Bunnicula.
For you, a shiny eggplant.
(SNIFFING)
(LAUGHING)
Okay, guys, have fun.
And try not to disturb me.
(HUMMING)
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I think I better hold on
to that for you.
Huh? (GROWLS)
Aw, it's okay, little guy.
You just need
a responsible adult
to look after your
crazy reactions to food.
Your tiny bunny-brain
isn't able to make
-good, responsible choices.
-(GROWLING)
Now, go on, hop around
or whatever it is you
(SCREAMING)
-(YELLING)
-(GASPS)
Chester, I wouldn't worry.
Maybe we should just let him
have that purple carrot.
Oh, are you kidding?
Do you remember all the stuff
he put us through?
Rutabaga gave him
telekinesis.
Turnips turned the house
upside down,
wasabi made him
spontaneously combust,
and let's not forget
what leeks made him do.
It's never something easy
with Bunnicula.
It's like we have
a little child in the house.
We need to start
protecting him from himself.
-HAROLD: Don't worry
about it, Chester.
-(SNEERING)
Everything is going
to be fine.
(LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY)
HAROLD: Chess. Chester.
Chess.
Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
-Harold, cut it out!
-Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
How am I supposed to
concentrate?
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
-Thank you.
Okay, now, let me
(WHISPERING) Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING
INDISTINCTLY)
What in the world!
(BABBLING INDISTINCTLY)
He drank the eggplant juice,
and now something weird is up.
CHESTER: (GASPS) Harold!
-Bunnicula laid an egg!
-(WHIMPERS)
He drained that eggplant,
then I guess it just
popped out of him!
We gotta keep that
little egg warm and safe
until Bunnicula comes back.
This is so Bunnicula.
Leaving us with his baby.
(GASPS)
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Careful!
(SCREAMING)
The spawn of Bunnicula
will be the end of us all!
Uh!
(SCREAMS)
(COOING)
(GASPS) It hatched!
Aw, he looks
just like his daddy.
(GASPS) What should
we name him?
Well, since he is
the son of Bunnicula,
there is the obvious choice.
Yeah, you're right.
-Bunnicula Junior.
-Seymour McFiddlekins.
What, Seymour McFiddlekins?
What kind of name is that?
That's awful.
His name has to be
Bunnicula Junior.
And to make it easy,
BJ for short.
-There, done.
-Okay, yeah.
-BJ works.
-There!
I named him,
he's all yours now.
I did not sign up to be
some kid's
-Mama.
-CHESTER: Mama?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not your mama.
I'm Chester.
-I'm your daddy's friend.
-(WHIMPERING)
Your real daddy left you alone
with me in charge.
As if one monster rabbit
wasn't enough,
now there's two?
(SIGHS)
Well, well, well,
little Seymour McFiddlekins,
look who's decided to wake up
from his sudden nap.
(GASPS) He's still here?
It wasn't some
awful nightmare?
Nightmare?
He's been a little angel.
It must be my expert
baby-handling skills.
HAROLD: Whoops,
whoopsy-daisy.
Whoa! Whoop. Whoa! Whoop.
Come on, buddy. Whoa!
Babies have bendy heads.
Whoa! What are you doing?
You gotta cradle
the baby's head.
Here, um, maybe,
just pass him to me.
Pass him off? Oh.
-Okay, go long.
-(GASPS)
No, no, no, no, just
hand him to me. Gently.
Oh, okay.
-Here.
-Gently.
That's good. (EXHALES)
Sheesh! At least I know not to
treat you like a bobble-head.
(SCOFFS) I pretty much
have to babysit your daddy
all the time, anyway.
He's not exactly responsible,
that's for sure.
-(CHUCKLES) He couldn't even
take care of a house plant.
-(CRYING)
Oh, oh, what'd I do?
What'd I do?
Uh, maybe you should twirl
his head around again.
I'm going over here now.
All right, BJ,
time for the starship
to pass into the
-interdimensional wormhole!
-(COOS)
(CHUCKLING)
(SHRIEKING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
-(CRYING)
-(CHUCKLING)
-Who's got your nose?
-(TRUMPETS)
I've got it.
I've got your nose.
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
(YELLING)
-Goo-goo-ga-ga
-That's it, BJ.
One step at a time.
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, BJ? Whoa!
Time to put
Uncle Chester down!
(CHUCKLING)
-Wait a minute,
never mind, BJ.
-(DOGS BARKING)
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
-(DOGS BARKING)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(GIGGLING)
(CRYING)
Harold. Harold? Wake up!
He won't sleep,
he won't stop crying.
Have you tried burping him?
Maybe his little
bunny-tummy is upset.
You think so, Harold?
Ah!
Is that it, little guy? Is it?
-Is it your bunny-tummy?
-Uh-huh.
(SIGHS) Pet, pet, pet.
(BELCHES)
There. All
(GROANS) Ah. Ew.
(COOING)
-(GIGGLING)
-That's it.
I can't do this anymore,
Harold.
Bunnicula's never coming back.
(SIGHS) We're gonna
have to start saving up
for little league uniforms.
(GROANS)
(PANTING) Braces!
College tuition!
(GROANS) Ugh.
And a mop.
A very large mop.
(GIGGLING)
I can't believe I'm gonna
say this right now,
but nothing would
make me happier
than to see Bunnicula walk
right through that front door.
HAROLD: Oh,
it's okay, Chestie.
-We'll get through this.
-(GROANING).
(LAUGHING)
(CRYING)
(MIMICKING CHESTER)
(LAUGHING)
-What?
-Uh.
I don't know
how you got out of my sight.
But, it's okay.
Chester is here.
And Harold is on his way, too.
Hold on, baby Bun.
Uncle Harold's coming!
(GRUNTING)
How do people do this?
Look, BJ.
Taking care of you
hasn't been easy.
But your father Bunnicula
is my friend.
And friends
don't let each other down
when things get hard.
I'm gonna get you down
from here safe
and sound, okay?
Now, stay very still.
-(BABBLING)
-Let's go back home.
Whoa! Whoa!
(SCREAMS)
(BABBLING)
Oh, no, BJ.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
If only your dad were here.
Bunnicula, where are you?
-Oh.
-Oh.
What are you doing?
-(CHUCKLING)
-(GASPS) What?
It was you all the time?
Wait till I get my hands
on you, Bunnicula.
Do you have any idea
how much danger
you put us in?
Of all the scheming,
conniving, irresponsible,
immature,
dunderheaded (GRUNTS)
Whoa! Bunnicula!
Ah!
Whoa!
(CHESTER SCREAMS)
(GRUNTING) Oh, hello.
Mmm.
Uh-oh. (SCREAMS)
(CLANGING)
Yay! BJ, woo-hoo!
We did it.
We all saved the day.
The three of us.
Equally heroic.
Harold, this isn't BJ.
It's Bunnicula.
He was disguised as BJ
to play a trick on us.
Yeah, real funny, right?
Hey, how did you
do that, anyway?
(BABBLING INDISTINCTLY)
-(LAUGHS)
-HAROLD: But how
did you get so small?
(LAUGHING)
HAROLD: (CHUCKLES)
You looked really cute.
HAROLD: So when we showed up
you were inside.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
-Harold, Bunnicula
laid an egg.
Well, that's a
pretty genius plan,
Bunnicula.
-Whoa!
-You were your own baby.
That is so cool.
I wanna be
my own baby sometime.
-(SQUEAKING)
-Is there something else
you'd like to add to that?
An apology, perhaps?
-Mmm-mmm.
-What do you mean no?
After all you put me through?
You bit my fingers,
-you spit up
pea soup on me
-(HAROLD LAUGHS)
I risked my life for you
and, most of all,
I changed your diaper!
Hmm.
(BABBLING)
I can tell by the look
in your eyes that
that gibberish means
you're sorry.
Thank you.
But you owe me
a big one for this. Big.
And I think I know
just what I want.
Aw, baby's little tootsies
are getting chilly.
Can you cover
my little tootsies?
(LAUGHING)
Well, it looks like
two can play
Bunnicula's little game.
And old Chester
just called a checkmate.
Well, good thing
he never drained
that purple carrot.
Who knows what
that would have
really done to him?
(PURRING)
(STOMACH GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
CHESTER: Knight to G5.
HAROLD: Ooh, Mr. Knight,
you're so brave and handsome!
(BUNNICULA BABBLING
INDISTINCTLY)
Oh, no, no.
He's my handsome knight.
Kiss me, you fool.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
MINA: Hey, guys, I'm home!
Aw, Mina.
Hey, did you miss me?
(EXHALES)
I have this huge
test tomorrow.
I'm gonna be cramming
all night.
So, to make up for not
being able to hang out
with you guys,
I brought you home
some little presents.
For you, Harold,
a doggie toothbrush!
And for Chester, a new binky.
(GASPS) Oh!
Is this cashmere?
Last but certainly not least,
little Bunnicula.
For you, a shiny eggplant.
(SNIFFING)
(LAUGHING)
Okay, guys, have fun.
And try not to disturb me.
(HUMMING)
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I think I better hold on
to that for you.
Huh? (GROWLS)
Aw, it's okay, little guy.
You just need
a responsible adult
to look after your
crazy reactions to food.
Your tiny bunny-brain
isn't able to make
-good, responsible choices.
-(GROWLING)
Now, go on, hop around
or whatever it is you
(SCREAMING)
-(YELLING)
-(GASPS)
Chester, I wouldn't worry.
Maybe we should just let him
have that purple carrot.
Oh, are you kidding?
Do you remember all the stuff
he put us through?
Rutabaga gave him
telekinesis.
Turnips turned the house
upside down,
wasabi made him
spontaneously combust,
and let's not forget
what leeks made him do.
It's never something easy
with Bunnicula.
It's like we have
a little child in the house.
We need to start
protecting him from himself.
-HAROLD: Don't worry
about it, Chester.
-(SNEERING)
Everything is going
to be fine.
(LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY)
HAROLD: Chess. Chester.
Chess.
Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
-Harold, cut it out!
-Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
How am I supposed to
concentrate?
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
-Thank you.
Okay, now, let me
(WHISPERING) Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
Chess, Chester.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING
INDISTINCTLY)
What in the world!
(BABBLING INDISTINCTLY)
He drank the eggplant juice,
and now something weird is up.
CHESTER: (GASPS) Harold!
-Bunnicula laid an egg!
-(WHIMPERS)
He drained that eggplant,
then I guess it just
popped out of him!
We gotta keep that
little egg warm and safe
until Bunnicula comes back.
This is so Bunnicula.
Leaving us with his baby.
(GASPS)
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Careful!
(SCREAMING)
The spawn of Bunnicula
will be the end of us all!
Uh!
(SCREAMS)
(COOING)
(GASPS) It hatched!
Aw, he looks
just like his daddy.
(GASPS) What should
we name him?
Well, since he is
the son of Bunnicula,
there is the obvious choice.
Yeah, you're right.
-Bunnicula Junior.
-Seymour McFiddlekins.
What, Seymour McFiddlekins?
What kind of name is that?
That's awful.
His name has to be
Bunnicula Junior.
And to make it easy,
BJ for short.
-There, done.
-Okay, yeah.
-BJ works.
-There!
I named him,
he's all yours now.
I did not sign up to be
some kid's
-Mama.
-CHESTER: Mama?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not your mama.
I'm Chester.
-I'm your daddy's friend.
-(WHIMPERING)
Your real daddy left you alone
with me in charge.
As if one monster rabbit
wasn't enough,
now there's two?
(SIGHS)
Well, well, well,
little Seymour McFiddlekins,
look who's decided to wake up
from his sudden nap.
(GASPS) He's still here?
It wasn't some
awful nightmare?
Nightmare?
He's been a little angel.
It must be my expert
baby-handling skills.
HAROLD: Whoops,
whoopsy-daisy.
Whoa! Whoop. Whoa! Whoop.
Come on, buddy. Whoa!
Babies have bendy heads.
Whoa! What are you doing?
You gotta cradle
the baby's head.
Here, um, maybe,
just pass him to me.
Pass him off? Oh.
-Okay, go long.
-(GASPS)
No, no, no, no, just
hand him to me. Gently.
Oh, okay.
-Here.
-Gently.
That's good. (EXHALES)
Sheesh! At least I know not to
treat you like a bobble-head.
(SCOFFS) I pretty much
have to babysit your daddy
all the time, anyway.
He's not exactly responsible,
that's for sure.
-(CHUCKLES) He couldn't even
take care of a house plant.
-(CRYING)
Oh, oh, what'd I do?
What'd I do?
Uh, maybe you should twirl
his head around again.
I'm going over here now.
All right, BJ,
time for the starship
to pass into the
-interdimensional wormhole!
-(COOS)
(CHUCKLING)
(SHRIEKING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
-(CRYING)
-(CHUCKLING)
-Who's got your nose?
-(TRUMPETS)
I've got it.
I've got your nose.
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
(YELLING)
-Goo-goo-ga-ga
-That's it, BJ.
One step at a time.
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, BJ? Whoa!
Time to put
Uncle Chester down!
(CHUCKLING)
-Wait a minute,
never mind, BJ.
-(DOGS BARKING)
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
-(DOGS BARKING)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(GIGGLING)
(CRYING)
Harold. Harold? Wake up!
He won't sleep,
he won't stop crying.
Have you tried burping him?
Maybe his little
bunny-tummy is upset.
You think so, Harold?
Ah!
Is that it, little guy? Is it?
-Is it your bunny-tummy?
-Uh-huh.
(SIGHS) Pet, pet, pet.
(BELCHES)
There. All
(GROANS) Ah. Ew.
(COOING)
-(GIGGLING)
-That's it.
I can't do this anymore,
Harold.
Bunnicula's never coming back.
(SIGHS) We're gonna
have to start saving up
for little league uniforms.
(GROANS)
(PANTING) Braces!
College tuition!
(GROANS) Ugh.
And a mop.
A very large mop.
(GIGGLING)
I can't believe I'm gonna
say this right now,
but nothing would
make me happier
than to see Bunnicula walk
right through that front door.
HAROLD: Oh,
it's okay, Chestie.
-We'll get through this.
-(GROANING).
(LAUGHING)
(CRYING)
(MIMICKING CHESTER)
(LAUGHING)
-What?
-Uh.
I don't know
how you got out of my sight.
But, it's okay.
Chester is here.
And Harold is on his way, too.
Hold on, baby Bun.
Uncle Harold's coming!
(GRUNTING)
How do people do this?
Look, BJ.
Taking care of you
hasn't been easy.
But your father Bunnicula
is my friend.
And friends
don't let each other down
when things get hard.
I'm gonna get you down
from here safe
and sound, okay?
Now, stay very still.
-(BABBLING)
-Let's go back home.
Whoa! Whoa!
(SCREAMS)
(BABBLING)
Oh, no, BJ.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
If only your dad were here.
Bunnicula, where are you?
-Oh.
-Oh.
What are you doing?
-(CHUCKLING)
-(GASPS) What?
It was you all the time?
Wait till I get my hands
on you, Bunnicula.
Do you have any idea
how much danger
you put us in?
Of all the scheming,
conniving, irresponsible,
immature,
dunderheaded (GRUNTS)
Whoa! Bunnicula!
Ah!
Whoa!
(CHESTER SCREAMS)
(GRUNTING) Oh, hello.
Mmm.
Uh-oh. (SCREAMS)
(CLANGING)
Yay! BJ, woo-hoo!
We did it.
We all saved the day.
The three of us.
Equally heroic.
Harold, this isn't BJ.
It's Bunnicula.
He was disguised as BJ
to play a trick on us.
Yeah, real funny, right?
Hey, how did you
do that, anyway?
(BABBLING INDISTINCTLY)
-(LAUGHS)
-HAROLD: But how
did you get so small?
(LAUGHING)
HAROLD: (CHUCKLES)
You looked really cute.
HAROLD: So when we showed up
you were inside.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
-Harold, Bunnicula
laid an egg.
Well, that's a
pretty genius plan,
Bunnicula.
-Whoa!
-You were your own baby.
That is so cool.
I wanna be
my own baby sometime.
-(SQUEAKING)
-Is there something else
you'd like to add to that?
An apology, perhaps?
-Mmm-mmm.
-What do you mean no?
After all you put me through?
You bit my fingers,
-you spit up
pea soup on me
-(HAROLD LAUGHS)
I risked my life for you
and, most of all,
I changed your diaper!
Hmm.
(BABBLING)
I can tell by the look
in your eyes that
that gibberish means
you're sorry.
Thank you.
But you owe me
a big one for this. Big.
And I think I know
just what I want.
Aw, baby's little tootsies
are getting chilly.
Can you cover
my little tootsies?
(LAUGHING)
Well, it looks like
two can play
Bunnicula's little game.
And old Chester
just called a checkmate.
Well, good thing
he never drained
that purple carrot.
Who knows what
that would have
really done to him?
(PURRING)
(STOMACH GROWLING)
(GROWLING)