Country Comfort (2021) s01e09 Episode Script

Honey, you picked out the cutest outfit
for my video.
You mean, the one you laid out for me?
Oh, and look at your cute little braids.
You mean the ones
I magically woke up with?
Who cut my hair while I was sleeping?
Oh, I want y'all to look your best
when you tell the producers
how much better your life is
because Bailey came into it.
What?
Like, for instance, if they interview you,
Cassidy, you might wanna mention
how when I first came here,
you were goin' through a difficult time
and how I helped you through it
while riskin' my life in a tornado.
Should I tell them about
the time you took me to a bar
No!
What I would do, though, honey,
is maybe lean into that tornado story
about how I almost lost my life
while savin' your sister's.
Oh, and you, honey.
Remember how sweet I was
when I helped you play matchmaker
with your best friend, Jo,
who you realized you wanted
to be more than best friends with?
Yeah, Bailey, but Jo ended up kissin' Tuck
and breakin' my heart.
Oh, okay,
y'all just stick with the tornado.
I'm sorry, Bailey, when did we decide
we were goin' for fifth place?
- What?
- Those producers want a serious underdog.
Sweetie, I'm a singer workin' as a nanny.
You don't get much underdoggier.
Not pathetic enough.
These people want
a three-hanky tug-at-your-heart sob story.
You were homeless, singin' on the street,
which is where I found ya.
I recognized your raw talent
and brought you here to Harmony Hills
to live in our barn
while I mold you into a star.
- Are you insane?
- No, but you were when I found ya.
Dylan, I'm not gonna lie.
This is the single most important day
in my career,
and you don't get a second chance
to make a first impression.
Bailey, there are three elements
to this competition.
This video they're about to shoot,
the reception tonight
where you're gonna meet Mr. Rocky Top,
and your performance tomorrow night.
Everything you do
from now on is being judged.
If I'm gonna win this, I need to be me
and y'all need to be you, who adore me.
I don't wanna put any words in your mouth
such as "selfless" or "bighearted."
The camera crew just pulled up.
What? They can't pull up.
Boone's not here yet.
There is a God.
Dylan, don't upset Bailey.
This is her moment.
How many times has she been there for us?
Well, now she needs us
and we're gonna be there for her.
Just like she saved my life
in that tornado.
That's the sweetness I'm talkin' about.
Why can't you be more like her?
I'm sweet!
[Bailey] Oh, you are sweet.
You're all sweet. And I want you to know
I really appreciate you doin' this for me.
I truly do love each and every one of you.
Mornin', family.
Holy crap! Are you sick? Get away from me!
I just came by to wish you good luck.
Oh
Oh, that is so s
Sweet.
How about I make you some
nice soothing hearty soup? Big hearty.
And while I'm doin' that,
I'm gonna have Brody take ya upstairs,
tuck ya under those covers, and not let
that leaky nose down here for 48 hours.
This is her moment!
I am not smearin' VapoRub on you.
You are not makin' soup.
For the last time,
Bailey isn't your nanny today.
She is a homeless, down-and-out vagabond
who found her voice
by screamin' at the voices in her head.
Now, unless you met Bailey
in AA, NA, or any of the anonymouses,
stay out of her way so you don't screw up
the stuff I'm makin' up about her.
Hello.
No one coulda mentioned this?
[theme music playing]
So, Bailey, how come
no one mentioned that you were a nanny?
I love that angle.
What did I tell ya, Nanny Bailey?
You might wanna get a close-up
of that soup
this underdog made for my sick brother,
who wouldn't even be here
if Nanny Bailey hadn't Heimliched him
back to life last night.
That's the kind of stuff
Rocky Jackson eats up.
He's built his label on signing artists
with big, beautiful hearts.
Hey, y'all. Sorry, I was waiting for
the hot light to come on at Krispy Kreme
so I could pick something up
for our brilliant and talented crew.
Better late than never.
I beg to differ.
Georgina,
this is Boone, my singin' partner.
Actually,
he's just acoustic and harmonies.
He's a lot more than that.
He's a songwriter.
In fact, we're singin' one of his songs
he wrote for the competition,
"I Want You Back the Minute You're Gone."
I believe she means Rascal Flatts'
"Bless the Broken Road."
No, she means "I Want You Back the Minute
That You're Gone."
Well, Bailey and I have discussed this
for weeks,
and we decided on "Bless the Broken Road."
We did, honey, and that's a
That's a real pretty song,
but we decided on something more up-tempo.
Oh, did ya? Well, as your manager,
I pick "Bless the Broken Road."
But my song is the right song for Bailey.
No, it's not, acoustic and harmonies.
[Boone laughs]
You're not gonna let a 12-year-old
tell you what to sing?
- I'm her manager!
- She's the star.
Not if she sings your song.
Dylan, I think maybe we should end this.
Maybe we should.
I've got other clients. I don't need you.
Honey, I meant the conversation.
You're fired!
You can't fire me. I hired you.
Fine! Then I'm fired.
And her homemade soup
is from the Piggly Wiggly!
You're my lightning in a bottle
You're my thorny rose ♪
How I'm never gonna hold you
Only heaven knows ♪
We fight like George and Tammy ♪
You go walkin' out that door ♪
Whoa oh-ho ♪
But every time you leave me
You leave me wanting more ♪
I want you back
The minute that you're gone ♪
Like gasoline and fire ♪
This passion and desire is so strong ♪
I want you back
The minute that you're gone ♪
I gotta say, you two look like more
than just a singin' duo.
- We are.
- We aren't.
He's an "are," I'm an "aren't."
But there is immense love between us.
Some people say love,
others say
desperately clingin' to the coattails
of another person's risin' career.
[laughs]
Georgina, my career's in fantastic shape.
Looks like someone's shovelin' more manure
than I am.
Excuse me one second.
Dylan, I know you're mad at me,
but I also know, in your heart,
you wanna see me win this thing
and finally get
what I've been dreamin' my entire life,
so, honey, I have to ask,
why are you muckin' it up?
Oh, I said "muckin'."
[Bailey] All right, this way.
Here, take this soup up to Tuck.
[Brody] Thanks.
Hey! Hello.
I'm Brody.
I have soup.
He has a way with the ladies.
[in Spanish accent] Hi, I'm Maria.
I'm not hungry, but thank you.
Chloe, take this soup up to Tuck.
Do I look like a waitress?
Chloe, please.
With Tuck sick,
I might actually have a shot.
Fine.
Chloe, stop.
Give that soup back to Brody.
He needs to keep Tuck upstairs
or Tuck'll come down here
and get Bailey sick.
And it is not happining on my watch.
Fine.
No, Chloe. Take it to Tuck.
I need to stay down here.
- Why?
- Because I want a girlfriend!
He could use a girlfriend.
How can you be so selfish?
This day is Bailey's day.
Well, I'm doin' this for Bailey!
And how do you figure that?
Uh
[softly]
Because if Maria falls in love with me,
she'll wanna make Bailey
the best video ever
because she won't wanna upset me
or hurt me.
Because she loves me.
This just might be the reason
you don't have a girlfriend.
- [My Girl snorting]
- Oh!
My Girl, how'd you get out? Huh?
What are you doin'?
Tryin' to make a break for it? Come here.
Don't you ever do that, okay?
'Cause you would break my heart.
You stay in here.
There you go.
[cell rings]
Oh, hey, honey.
[Summer] There's my cowboy.
While I love starin' at
your handsome face,
you know what I really wanna see.
Oh?
Your ring finger.
[chuckles]
Honey, you okay?
Beau? What Hello?
[grunts] Hey, sorry, baby.
My hands were so sweaty,
I dropped the phone.
Here it is.
Look at that, completely naked.
[sighs] So pretty.
Tell me, darlin', I'm dyin' to know.
How'd the kids take it?
More specifically,
how did Cassidy take it?
I mean, what'd she say
when she saw that your ring wasn't on
Hello? Oh, you're breakin' up!
What, baby?
Oh boy, now you froze.
Beau, I can see you just fine.
Okay, well, safe flight.
- See you in the mornin'.
- No, wait
But Beau? No, I can
[sighs]
So I said, "Boone,
you either take all of me or none of me!"
- Guess which one that fool picked?
- Dylan!
[Bailey gasps]
What are you doin' down here?
Chloe said a pretty Spanish girl is here
and I thought I'd help you out
showing her some Southern hospitality.
And since I'm the only one
who took AP Spanish, hola, girl.
How clogged are your ears?
You obviously didn't hear
that in 24 hours,
Bailey is singin' in front of the founder
of the biggest country label in the world!
I can feel the mucus formin' on my cords
as we speak.
I'm all better.
Oh really? You're all better?
Say "M&M."
Eb-and-eb.
Are you all hungry? I can make up
some biscuits, churn up some butter.
- I'm only happy when I'm servin' others.
- Don't get too close, Maria!
He is, uh He's highly conceited.
Maria?
- Bailey, you are their nanny. Nanny them!
- Shut up, Krispy Kreme!
Tus miradas, las palabras
Que florecen en ♪
Tuck?
Tus labios ♪
[vocalizes]
El motivo ♪
Tuck. [vocalizes]
Por el cual, estando ausente ♪
Tuck!
Yo te extraño ♪
Excuse me, Maria. What are you doing?
You're distracting them
from seeing my heart!
They're not seeing my heart.
They need to see my freakin' heart!
Oh, Bailey, this is a mess.
Do you need me to call your manager to
Oops.
No. No mess here.
It's all good. All good.
Get upstairs, now!
Bailey, I'm so sorry, but we need to
wrap this up and get to the reception.
No!
You didn't hear all the stories.
There are so many amazing stories!
You can't leave.
You didn't hear what a warm,
selfless person I am
or hear me talk about my mama,
who left me when I was two,
holdin' back tears
so not to cry on camera,
which I can't hold back anymore.
Are you still rollin'?
I I turned it off.
I was trying to help you.
Maybe we'll get some good footage
at the reception tonight.
Wait!
Tell 'em about the time
you made up with Cassidy
by kidnappin' LeAnn Rimes.
I'll show you to the door.
Wasn't that bad!
What room were you in?
[sneezes]
Sorry, Bailey.
I don't believe y'all.
I mean,
this may all be fun and games for you,
but I'm not 20 anymore.
This was my last hope.
So while I appreciate your apology, Tuck
Actually, I was apologizin' for sneezin'.
But now I feel real bad, Bailey.
Come on, baby. Let's get up.
We gotta get to that reception.
It'll be okay.
What's the point?
They didn't see my heart.
- I was a train wreck.
- People love train wrecks!
Can't stop watchin'.
Woo-woo!
- Hey, Brody.
- Yeah, Daddy?
My Girl got out of her stall,
got into the feed. She's not acting right.
- Well, how'd she get out, Daddy?
- The latch was left open.
Who would leave the latch open?
[Beau] Not important right now.
Doctor Gliden's on her way.
I need some help. Let's go, come on.
[sighs]
Honestly, look at that smile.
[scoffs]
Gorgeous.
In three minutes, you are gonna win
Mr. Rocky Jackson over with that smile.
Hopefully, without my fingers.
There it is.
There's that smile I fell in love with.
And tonight, you're gonna dazzle
that man with your charm.
Tomorrow night, with those pipes.
And nobody will be able to stand a chance.
See? I always know
what to say to make you feel better.
Except that one time.
[laughs] All right, she's back!
Let's go.
- Okay.
- All right.
[cell rings]
- It's the ranch.
- Well, you're off duty. It's Bailey time.
Yeah, it's Bailey time.
In one minute. Hello?
Chloe?
What's wrong, baby?
I can't understand you. Breathe.
What?
What happened to her? Dylan did what?
Chloe? Chloe?
- What's wrong?
- My Girl's sick.
- Which one?
- My Girl, the horse.
Dylan left the latch open and she ate
too much and now she's real sick.
- I think we need to go back.
- Wait, Bailey.
I'm sure they called the vet.
It's all right.
It's the horse
that replaced their mama's horse.
I hear you, okay? I do.
But, baby, tomorrow
Rocky Jackson is gonna decide
which nobody
he's gonna turn into a somebody.
This is everything
you've been workin' towards, and honestly,
after that mess of a video,
we need this meetin'.
But the family needs me.
Baby,
you're their nanny, not their family.
You know how serious colic is, Beau.
I've given her medication for the pain,
but all we can do now is wait.
If she doesn't get up by the morning
She will.
She has to.
I don't get it, Dylan.
After you did this with Mama's horse,
you promised her
you'd always triple-check that latch.
How could you do it again?
Leave him alone.
He feels bad enough.
Well, you should all feel bad.
This is really Brody's fault.
If he brought me up my soup and kept me
in bed, none of this woulda happened.
Excuse me, Shakira?
Hey, knock it off. This is a time
to come together, not fall apart.
I wish Bailey was here.
She would fix everything.
Well, she's not.
And after what y'all did to her today
You knew for weeks how important today was
to her. I wouldn't blame her if she quit.
Bailey!
What are you doin' here?
Chloe called me in tears
and told me about My Girl.
Yeah. That's real sweet, Bailey, but
you didn't have to give up your reception.
There's nothing you can do for My Girl.
Well, I'm not here for My Girl.
How is she?
Not good.
If she's still this way in the morning,
she may not
Well, just have to wait and see.
Where's Boone?
Oh, he stayed to meet Rocky Jackson.
He didn't offer to come with you?
He offered me his truck.
Please, Cassidy, don't start.
I know how you feel about Boone.
I don't care about Boone.
I care about you.
But you know who Boone cares about?
- Boone.
- Cassidy, enough.
I'm sorry, Daddy, but if
he cared about her, he'd be here right
I said "enough."
Bailey,
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Let's just focus on My Girl.
[My Girl snorts]
It's gonna be okay, sweetheart.
- Bailey?
- Yeah, sweetie?
Boone.
Sounded like it could be a long night, so
I snagged some stuff from the reception.
Here you go, little lady.
Got one with rainbow sprinkles.
You stole my favorite!
I didn't steal it.
I woulda eaten it if I'd stayed.
Here, soup for your cold.
My hero.
What happened with Rocky Jackson?
Oh, uh
I actually left before he got there.
But I told Maria to let everyone know
why we both had to leave.
Maria!
She must be worried. Did she ask about me?
Yeah. She said, "Who's Tuck?"
[scoffs] Like she doesn't remember.
She remembers.
Doesn't rebeber.
Tonight was the most important night
of our lives except for tomorrow.
You gave it up to be here.
You don't even know My Girl.
I came for my girl.
[laughs]
How's she doin', y'all?
- [car door slams]
- Did y'all hear that? I bet it's Maria!
[sighs]
Summer. Hey.
You're not supposed to be here
till tomorrow.
Well, I know, sugar,
but you seemed so worried in your text,
so I got another flight
so I could be here with y'all.
[Bailey] Come on, My Girl.
This family loves you so much.
They can't take any more loss.
Please, honey, get up.
I've got sunshine ♪
On a cloudy day ♪
When it's cold outside ♪
I've got the month of May ♪
I guess you'd say ♪
What can make me feel this way? ♪
My girl, my girl, my girl ♪
Talkin' 'bout my girl ♪
My girl ♪
I've got so much honey ♪
The bees envy me ♪
I've got a sweeter song ♪
Than the birds in the trees ♪
I guess you'd say ♪
What can make me feel this way? ♪
My girl, my girl, my girl ♪
Talkin' 'bout my girl ♪
My girl ♪
Oooh-oh-oh ♪
I guess you'd say ♪
What can make me feel this way? ♪
My girl ♪
My girl ♪
[My Girl blows]
- My Girl!
- She's tryin' to get up!
Come on, My Girl!
[Beau] Get up! And she's up!
All right, baby. That's my girl.
Come on, boys, call the vet.
Keep her walkin'.
There you go. There you go, girl!
Bailey,
I'm so sorry for fightin' with you!
I went too far,
and you should sing the song you want.
I'm sorry you fired yourself,
'cause you were right.
Boone's song is fun and
light,
but it's not who Boone and I are anymore.
Honey,
we've come a long way
down a broken road.
So, Mr. Manager,
that's the song we're singin'.
- "Mr. Manager"?
- Well, if you'll still represent me.
Well, I'll have to check my ros
Are you kiddin' me?
I told you she'd be okay, sugar.
You surely did.
Thank you for coming back early, honey.
You really are something, you know that?
- [Summer sighs]
- Oh!
Look, I'm sorry. Okay?
It is only back on
'cause I haven't had a chance to
tell the kids I've taken it off.
And I was gonna do it today, but,
you know, with My Girl and Bailey's video,
and then if she wins this thing,
she's gonna leave.
I don't even wanna think about
what that's gonna do to the kids.
- Especially Cassidy.
- It's okay, sugar.
But it's not because
I've changed my mind, okay?
I'm ready to take this step forward
with you.
You go ahead and you find the right time.
[sighs]
Bailey?
I was wrong.
You are their family.
I don't know
what we're gonna do without her.
- What do you mean?
- When she wins. 'Cause she will win.
She's gonna have a record deal,
go on tour,
she'll be a megastar,
and she's not gonna be our nanny anymore.
[acoustic guitar playing]
[country music plays]
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