Easy Abby (2012) s01e09 Episode Script
Walk Before You Run
- What a cute dog! Can I pet her? - Sure.
Go ahead.
It's okay she doesn't bite.
Go ahead, you can pet her.
Yeah, she's real nice.
Okay.
Am I busted? Do you want to be? What's your name? Good luck ladies! Danielle.
And You're Abby right? How did you know that? - I know the bartender.
- Oh.
You know Bobbie? A long time ago.
You want to walk with me for a minute? Where are we going? I'm going home.
Wow, it's really coming down.
It's getting pretty wet.
My number won't do you much good.
I'm going out of town for work in a few days.
Oh.
What would you do with my number? Text you.
Maybe.
Now that's exciting.
I'd invite myself over because you're so gorgeous.
And you love dogs.
So, there's that.
You only know that because you're stalking me.
You had me at Martini! The thing is I'm flying to bologna on Monday afternoon and I have a shit ton to do and The only thing I want to do right now is go home and read my book in bed.
By myself.
- Well, what book is it? - Ha.
Anne Lamott.
It's kind of non-fiction.
You know her? No, I don't think so.
I read like, science fiction and detective-y things.
You are adorable.
Really? I don't Really get that.
Well you are.
I'm going home.
What? Seriously, come on.
We were just talking? Remember, we had that conversation right here? And you kissed me? Now you're leaving? 312-459-1212.
Got it? Yes.
And don't text me! What, I have to call? You're going to make me call you? Damn, girl Alright alright, I'll call Hi I was just wondering after you're all tucked in Maybe you'll call me back And read something to me from that book.
Go ahead.
It's okay she doesn't bite.
Go ahead, you can pet her.
Yeah, she's real nice.
Okay.
Am I busted? Do you want to be? What's your name? Good luck ladies! Danielle.
And You're Abby right? How did you know that? - I know the bartender.
- Oh.
You know Bobbie? A long time ago.
You want to walk with me for a minute? Where are we going? I'm going home.
Wow, it's really coming down.
It's getting pretty wet.
My number won't do you much good.
I'm going out of town for work in a few days.
Oh.
What would you do with my number? Text you.
Maybe.
Now that's exciting.
I'd invite myself over because you're so gorgeous.
And you love dogs.
So, there's that.
You only know that because you're stalking me.
You had me at Martini! The thing is I'm flying to bologna on Monday afternoon and I have a shit ton to do and The only thing I want to do right now is go home and read my book in bed.
By myself.
- Well, what book is it? - Ha.
Anne Lamott.
It's kind of non-fiction.
You know her? No, I don't think so.
I read like, science fiction and detective-y things.
You are adorable.
Really? I don't Really get that.
Well you are.
I'm going home.
What? Seriously, come on.
We were just talking? Remember, we had that conversation right here? And you kissed me? Now you're leaving? 312-459-1212.
Got it? Yes.
And don't text me! What, I have to call? You're going to make me call you? Damn, girl Alright alright, I'll call Hi I was just wondering after you're all tucked in Maybe you'll call me back And read something to me from that book.