Erky Perky (2006) s01e09 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(groaning)
(grunting)
(chuckling)
(snoring)
- I smell breakfast!
(belching)
- That's a sweet
way to start my day,
if I do eat so myself.
(belching)
(sniffing)
- It's you, Erky!
You smell something
awful delicious!
- Oh, you're just starving.
Let's forget eating
and have some fun.
(stomach gurgling)
- Can't we have
fun after breakfast?
- We're gonna have
fun now, even if it kills us,
so pick a game, any game.
- How about Catch The Crumb?
Eat The Edible?
Mow Down The Morsel?
- Perky, you've got to
wait at least one hour
after sleeping before
eating or else you'll get
supercali-crampa-bugatrocious.
- Supercali-crampa-bugatrocious?
- Exactly.
So let's play my favorite
game, Hide And Seek.
- Don't you mean Hide And Cheat?
- Now, go hide!
- Found you!
Ha!
You snooze, you lose.
My turn to hide!
- [Perky] Found ya!
- How do you know if you
found me if you don't see me?
- Because I can hear
you with my own eyes!
- Found me yet?
- No.
- How about now?
- No.
- Now?
Found me now?
- No, I didn't.
- Not yet?
(groaning)
- Yeah, I found you.
You're right there.
And there.
And there and there.
- Okay, you got me.
Now, you go hide.
One, two, nine, 15, 21.
(sniffing)
- Cecil, do you smell something?
- You mean your
eau de toilet perfume?
- Not that sweet
and delicious smell!
- There's nothing as sweet
and delicious as you, Margaret.
- I know, but I sense
something especially special
about this scent.
- Especially special?
You don't mean--
- The Gates Of
Cupboard must be open.
We have to get there
before anybody else does!
- I'm right behind
you, Margaret!
- Today has been the
complete opposite of fun.
It's been a total pain in the--
Ow! Toe!
Ow!
(whimpering)
Hm.
(groaning)
(sniffing)
(stomach growling and gurgling)
Oh, guess I'm still hungry.
What's happening to me?
Erky!
- Hm, hm.
Perky?
Perky, come out, come
out, wherever you are!
- I'm right here.
- Right where?
- Right in front of your face.
- Then why can't I see you?
- 'Cause, you've gone blind!
And that's a good thing
because if you saw me,
you'd lose an antenna.
- Oh, no!
I can see!
(screaming)
- So, what's wrong with me?
- You're blending
into the background!
- You think?
Well, how do I make it stop?
- How did it start?
- Well, I thought I
found a tasty treat--
- And you didn't share?
Ha!
I would never do that to you!
(stomach gurgling and growling)
(whimpering)
(belching)
(dramatic music)
(buzzing)
(screaming)
That was close, Perky!
Perky, Perky!
Are you there?
(flatulating loudly)
Oh, you could
have just said yes!
- Oh, the most glorious
treasure ever troved!
And it's all mine!
(groaning)
- Wait, Margaret!
It could be a trap!
I'll check.
- No!
I'll get my harness
so we can airlift this
for safe-keeping in my lair.
You make sure the
cookie doesn't crumble.
- Don't worry!
I'm on guard, Margaret!
Oh!
(suspenseful music)
- Oh!
- No, don't watch.
You'll just be
invisible forever.
(whimpering)
- The horror!
The horror!
- Maybe Frenzel
will have a clue.
- You called?
- Frenzel, you have to help me!
- Wow!
- I'm changing colors!
Then I disappear and now we're
being chased by Mad Margaret.
- I've never seen
anything like it!
- You think you can cure him?
- Cure him?
Why would I do that?
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about an
opportunity of a lifetime!
- What are you talking about?
- Antenna down, Perk.
I've got a plan.
Mad Margaret's got
Cecil on guard duty.
- Guarding what?
- Cupboard.
- Cupboard?
- Legend has it that
once in a lifetime,
the Gates of Cupboard
open and the Spirit within
releases glorious treats!
- Oh, that's it!
Forget Cupboard!
Hurry up and cure me
because I'm starving!
- No, well, um, I'm not hungry.
- Well, I am.
- Don't you see, Perky?
- No, I don't see Perky, no.
- Perky's invisible gift can
give us the greatest gift ever.
- How?
(suspenseful music)
- [Perky] Oh, look, he's asleep.
Best not disturb him.
Let's go.
(suspenseful music)
(snoring gently)
All right, just relax, Perky.
Everything will be fine.
Oh, easy for you to say, Perky.
How can I relax?
If I wake up Cecil, it's over!
(crunching)
- Who's there?
- Nobody!
I mean, you have woken
the Evil Spirit of Cupboard!
- I did?
I sorry!
- Now that the Evil
Spirit has awoken,
the Evil Spirit must devour!
- Devour what?
- Everything!
- Everything?
Oh, Evil Spirit, please
don't eat the cookie!
Margaret will freak!
- Silence!
The spirit of Cupboard is
not afraid of Mad Margaret!
- Who are you calling Mad?
- It wasn't me!
It was the Evil
Spirit of Cupboard!
- Evil Spirit of Cupboard?
(crunching)
(gasping)
- My cookie!
(dramatic music)
- You two!
(upbeat jazzy music)
You thieving little slugs!
This is my domain!
(groaning)
(screaming)
Where are you?
Come here!
(coughing)
- The Spirit of Cupboard!
(screaming)
(groaning)
(screaming)
Oh! Margaret!
(groaning)
(crunching)
- Perky, what happened?
- I found a cure to
my frugal-shmoogle!
I just needed something to eat!
- I meant, what
happened to the treasure
you were supposed
to get from Cupboard?
- Oh.
(chuckling)
Don't eat it all in one place!
- [Margaret] You thieves!
You'll pay for this!
- Run, Frenzel, run!
- [Margaret] You won't
get away from me!