Flipante Noa! (2018) s01e09 Episode Script
Episode 9
Mom, Dad,
guess what's awesome about today.
Here are four clues: A, Solidarity Day,
B, Market Day, C, Knickknack Day,
or, D, I'm buying a whoopee cushion!
The correct answer is…
all of the above,
because the staff are holding
a solidarity market
and the school will be full of booths
of incredible knickknacks.
I'm going to buy a whoopee cushion.
Awesome!
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
-Hi, Matías!
-Hi.
-I'm here for the whoopee cushion!
-That kid there just got it.
Bummer. I was so excited.
Bad luck.
But if you want, you can have…
this urinal.
It kept me company
when I had diarrhea along the Congo River.
I'll take it!
Sorry, Noa, but I can't give away
my favorite thinking spot.
-Okay.
-Try something else.
-What about this?
-Oh, that's a core dispenser.
Ah, a number distorter.
-Distorter--
-What does it do?
I used it to travel
when I was a secret spy.
You were a spy?
Can I take it? Yes!
I'll pay you later.
It looks familiar,
but I can't remember what it is.
Did Matías say what it's called?
I think he said… "soccer referee."
-No.
-Shoulder sharpener.
-Doesn't ring a bell, no.
-So he said it's a
gluteus dispenser. That's it!
-That doesn't exist.
-But I'm sure that's what he said.
Wait a minute. Noa,
did he tell you it's a core dispenser?
-Maybe.
-Noa.
It's true! That's what he said!
-But what's a lobe squeezer?
-Core dispenser.
-That.
-Well, it may seem strange,
but it's a device that,
in theory, lets you time travel.
Awesome! Do you think it works?
We got the whoopee cushion!
It works!
Where do you want to go?
Rome? Egypt? Greece? Lanzarote?
-Hi.
-I'm here for a whoopee cushion.
Noa just bought it.
But if you want, you can take this urinal.
-Now what?
-Let's go tell Noa.
You're Noa.
Fine. Let's go.
We got the whoopee cushion!
It works!
Great trip, huh?
What did you like more: Egypt or Rome?
Honestly, the Jurassic.
I didn't know that back then
sardines were 1.5 meters long!
Thanks for bringing me, Noa.
Best trip of my life.
If you go to the Ice Age, let me know.
It must be paradise.
I thought Rome was cool.
Well, it was a bit expensive,
and with too many tourists
for the second century.
-Yeah, Egypt's better, right?
-No doubt.
It was incredible seeing
how they built the pyramids!
-Totally awesome!
-I mean,
for ages, people have tried
to figure out how they were built.
And it turns out that it was just--
-Oh, Raquel fell. Poor thing.
-Yeah, poor thing.
Well, in these sports,
falling is inevitable.
-Or not!
-What do you mean?
Starting now,
we'll use the core dispenser to do good!
It's gonna get messy.
It's okay, Raquel. You're safe now.
How did you do that?
I was nearly on the ground.
We were just in the area.
Our card.
TRAVELERS FOR GOOD
Travelers for Good?
Uh-huh.
And dressed like a Roman and Cleopatra.
Uh-huh.
I don't understand.
Did you see what happened?
They came out of nowhere,
and saved you right before
you bit the dust.
It was a miracle.
-This is so strange.
-They're like two angels.
You think it'll work?
It's the same as the one they have.
I took pictures.
-Let's go over my clever plan.
-I fall off the ramp, right?
Basically. That's a good summary.
I'll hide to see what happens.
What will happen? I'll get banged up.
That'll happen. I know.
Okay, let's go.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's go.
Help!
Rock, paper, scissors.
Help!
Ow.
Help!
Who still reads newspapers?
They time travel?
Now for the switch.
Good!
I basically had to do everything myself,
but my plan was successful!
So, that can be used for time travel?
So, that can be used for time travel?
…can be used for time travel?
-That can be used for time travel?
-That's right.
-What do you plan to do with it?
-I'll travel to the past.
If you're going to the past,
could you stop by
the last sale and exchange two shirts
I don't wear?
Even better, I'll go back to the day
Noa arrived at school,
and I'll boycott her entrance exam.
Noa will disappear from our lives forever!
And the two shirts. Don't forget.
The receipt's in the bag.
Okay.
I've traveled six months back in time
and gave Noa a skateboard
with loose wheels.
I just need her to do the test and fall.
Bye-bye, Noa!
But how did Minerva know?
We already told her.
We knew you'd try something,
so, I built a new core dispenser.
Really? I knew that you knew
that I would try, so I came back. Look.
Right. But we knew that you would know
that we already knew.
So, we came back to stop you again.
Oh, no! Another Raquel!
-What are you doing?
-No. She's not here for that.
She's going to exchange Ruby's shirts.
It's a long story.
I want everyone back
to their time-space dimension,
and leave your dispensers
in my office immediately!
No, no, no!
No ands, ifs, or buts!
What have you done, Matías?
The same thing happens every year!
I'm sorry, Miss Teresa,
it's for old times' sake.
What old times?
Classrooms full of kids
who think they've discovered America!
Have you seen Raquel?
She forgot the receipt.
Can you believe it?
I asked her for one thing!
This one won't discover America either.
Honey.
guess what's awesome about today.
Here are four clues: A, Solidarity Day,
B, Market Day, C, Knickknack Day,
or, D, I'm buying a whoopee cushion!
The correct answer is…
all of the above,
because the staff are holding
a solidarity market
and the school will be full of booths
of incredible knickknacks.
I'm going to buy a whoopee cushion.
Awesome!
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
-Hi, Matías!
-Hi.
-I'm here for the whoopee cushion!
-That kid there just got it.
Bummer. I was so excited.
Bad luck.
But if you want, you can have…
this urinal.
It kept me company
when I had diarrhea along the Congo River.
I'll take it!
Sorry, Noa, but I can't give away
my favorite thinking spot.
-Okay.
-Try something else.
-What about this?
-Oh, that's a core dispenser.
Ah, a number distorter.
-Distorter--
-What does it do?
I used it to travel
when I was a secret spy.
You were a spy?
Can I take it? Yes!
I'll pay you later.
It looks familiar,
but I can't remember what it is.
Did Matías say what it's called?
I think he said… "soccer referee."
-No.
-Shoulder sharpener.
-Doesn't ring a bell, no.
-So he said it's a
gluteus dispenser. That's it!
-That doesn't exist.
-But I'm sure that's what he said.
Wait a minute. Noa,
did he tell you it's a core dispenser?
-Maybe.
-Noa.
It's true! That's what he said!
-But what's a lobe squeezer?
-Core dispenser.
-That.
-Well, it may seem strange,
but it's a device that,
in theory, lets you time travel.
Awesome! Do you think it works?
We got the whoopee cushion!
It works!
Where do you want to go?
Rome? Egypt? Greece? Lanzarote?
-Hi.
-I'm here for a whoopee cushion.
Noa just bought it.
But if you want, you can take this urinal.
-Now what?
-Let's go tell Noa.
You're Noa.
Fine. Let's go.
We got the whoopee cushion!
It works!
Great trip, huh?
What did you like more: Egypt or Rome?
Honestly, the Jurassic.
I didn't know that back then
sardines were 1.5 meters long!
Thanks for bringing me, Noa.
Best trip of my life.
If you go to the Ice Age, let me know.
It must be paradise.
I thought Rome was cool.
Well, it was a bit expensive,
and with too many tourists
for the second century.
-Yeah, Egypt's better, right?
-No doubt.
It was incredible seeing
how they built the pyramids!
-Totally awesome!
-I mean,
for ages, people have tried
to figure out how they were built.
And it turns out that it was just--
-Oh, Raquel fell. Poor thing.
-Yeah, poor thing.
Well, in these sports,
falling is inevitable.
-Or not!
-What do you mean?
Starting now,
we'll use the core dispenser to do good!
It's gonna get messy.
It's okay, Raquel. You're safe now.
How did you do that?
I was nearly on the ground.
We were just in the area.
Our card.
TRAVELERS FOR GOOD
Travelers for Good?
Uh-huh.
And dressed like a Roman and Cleopatra.
Uh-huh.
I don't understand.
Did you see what happened?
They came out of nowhere,
and saved you right before
you bit the dust.
It was a miracle.
-This is so strange.
-They're like two angels.
You think it'll work?
It's the same as the one they have.
I took pictures.
-Let's go over my clever plan.
-I fall off the ramp, right?
Basically. That's a good summary.
I'll hide to see what happens.
What will happen? I'll get banged up.
That'll happen. I know.
Okay, let's go.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's go.
Help!
Rock, paper, scissors.
Help!
Ow.
Help!
Who still reads newspapers?
They time travel?
Now for the switch.
Good!
I basically had to do everything myself,
but my plan was successful!
So, that can be used for time travel?
So, that can be used for time travel?
…can be used for time travel?
-That can be used for time travel?
-That's right.
-What do you plan to do with it?
-I'll travel to the past.
If you're going to the past,
could you stop by
the last sale and exchange two shirts
I don't wear?
Even better, I'll go back to the day
Noa arrived at school,
and I'll boycott her entrance exam.
Noa will disappear from our lives forever!
And the two shirts. Don't forget.
The receipt's in the bag.
Okay.
I've traveled six months back in time
and gave Noa a skateboard
with loose wheels.
I just need her to do the test and fall.
Bye-bye, Noa!
But how did Minerva know?
We already told her.
We knew you'd try something,
so, I built a new core dispenser.
Really? I knew that you knew
that I would try, so I came back. Look.
Right. But we knew that you would know
that we already knew.
So, we came back to stop you again.
Oh, no! Another Raquel!
-What are you doing?
-No. She's not here for that.
She's going to exchange Ruby's shirts.
It's a long story.
I want everyone back
to their time-space dimension,
and leave your dispensers
in my office immediately!
No, no, no!
No ands, ifs, or buts!
What have you done, Matías?
The same thing happens every year!
I'm sorry, Miss Teresa,
it's for old times' sake.
What old times?
Classrooms full of kids
who think they've discovered America!
Have you seen Raquel?
She forgot the receipt.
Can you believe it?
I asked her for one thing!
This one won't discover America either.
Honey.