Frenchie Shore (2023) s01e09 Episode Script

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PREVIOUSLY
The fuck board.
We'll see who's on the TTM podium.
To raise the score,
get your checks boys!
I want to suck you off.
Théo and I are on
the love story highway.
Crazy chemistry.
But who do I see?
Butterflies are starting
to flutter in my stomach.
I feel like you're already married.
I'll prepare their wedding night.
- Will you come to the villa?
- I'd love to.
If I'd known,
I would've never fucked with you.
You should've told me.
I've been played for a fool.
I have no allies.
I'm declaring war on everyone.
You must be very good
with your tongue.
In Pokémon there's Karrablast,
here there's Kara-bitch.
You'll fuck her once.
And you'll continue with me.
There are still a few people
I need to kill in this house.
The villa will go up in flames.
You're shit. I'm going
to punch you in the face.
She wants a reputation.
So I'm going to talk to Théo
to find out what's going on.
FRENCHIE SHORE
Julie maximum party!
With Ouryel, it's chic chic chic,
dick dick dick.
It's hot, there are girls,
I'm burly, bye-bye.
I'm here with my cock,
watch your back.
I look like an angel but I'm a devil.
Always irresistible,
never disrespectful.
I'm Enzo,
here to hijack all the heteros.
I like girls, I like sex,
no competition, I'm relaxed.
Girls like me are scarce.
Hi, I'm Pépita.
No Nico, no party!
FRENCHIE SHORE
- I already suspected. I'm not stupid.
- Nothing happened.
Stop. You would've told me?
She asked you not to say anything.
I have a lot of respect for you.
If you lie, it will disappoint me.
- Pépita, I played her game.
- What's her game?
We just sat down, and I told her:
I'm going to tell Pépita
we didn't do anything.
I'm reassured.
I was having hot flashes.
What kind of fifth grade plan
is that?
That's all she is.
Blah blah blah. Ridiculous.
That's the only word
that comes to mind. Ridiculous.
This didn't belong at my place,
so I removed it.
It's Kara's.
I don't know if they slept together,
but I doubt it.
Théo would've told me. He's honest.
Basically, I don't really care.
I'm not saying it doesn't hurt,
because I like Théo.
When I like something,
I don't need to find it elsewhere.
I know the TTM game is to fuck
chicks, but I don't care about that.
Because if anything happens,
it will only be carnal.
It won't be like what's going on
between him and me.
I'm a human being, and it'll hurt
my heart to know that you know?
I didn't come looking for a husband.
He didn't come looking for a wife.
But there are things in life
you can't control.
I thought I'd be tranquil,
but you never are.
- I'm going to sit down.
- Go ahead.
What's happening to Pépita?
She's heartless normally.
She doesn't care about anything.
But I love Théo too much!
It's impossible!
Watch out,
she wants something serious.
She's gotten attached to you.
What did she say?
She told me:
"He's the perfect guy for me."
I think that's euphoria.
It's the euphoria
when everything goes well.
It's the euphoria of the 4 or 5
or 6 or 7 orgasms I've given her.
It's true that
we didn't expect such results.
You and her?
Yeah, it's true.
- It shows that there is chemistry.
- Yeah.
He really likes her.
He shares real moment with her
and they're both sincere.
The TTM, we got caught up
in our own game.
We're all in couples
and I wasn't expecting that.
Bravo girls, well done! You got us.
With Julie, I'm crushing like crazy.
It's the outside that scares me.
- What do you think, Enzo?
- About you and Julie.
Yeah, from behind.
I don't believe in it.
You've established a couple
with someone
who doesn't share the same
vision of a relationship as you.
- Imagine if she goes to see a guy.
- I know, he's already into her.
I will be stressed out.
If we go out, I won't last long.
I'll get turned off very quickly.
We are going out tonight.
Tonight will be the test.
Tonight, it's the Warehouse!
- We're gonna fuck this up!
- We're gonna smash it, baby!
- The Frenchie Shore!
- The Frenchie Shore!
- Enzo!
- It's Dorian.
It's my brother-in-law, Enzo's
husband! Dorian's in the house!
I'm so happy! Enzo wasn't
expecting that. It's crazy!
I really did that
Oh wow, my darlings!
How are you doing?
I'm so happy.
The best surprise. I'm too happy.
This is going to be the best evening.
I wasn't expecting this.
I love him too much.
- Are you happy?
- Yeah.
It was complicated.
I wanted to see you.
But tomorrow I'm leaving.
I've got the train, I'm working.
Are you kidding me?
It's his last night here.
Tomorrow he's going back to Nice.
I'm not getting demotivated.
I focus on Dorian from
my fucking hair to my fucking feet.
You're too beautiful together.
They're both smiling. Magnificent.
That's a stylish dress.
You're going to wreck havoc.
- I make carnage every night.
- You do?
- Carnage every night.
- She's not looking for anything.
I've got my guy.
Tonight, I've only got eyes for
Tristan, and that's where it ends.
- I love you, it's crazy.
- Thank you, sweetheart.
We'll see if it lasts or not.
It's going to be complicated.
You know that you're not going
to stay : "Julie, Julie." No way.
You know it,
and that's how you'll live best.
- I want it to be: "Julie, Julie."
- In time.
We are not going to rush things,
take it easy.
You're still a bit on Kara's ribs,
so you can't have my ass.
And we'll see later
if I'm reliable or not.
I've thought of a little compromise.
If you want to.
- I wouldn't want to, but go ahead.
- Wait to find out.
Act 1950, Melvin and Ouryel, action!
Wouldn't it be nice
in our relationship since we're
to have a day
to both do what we want.
It doesn't mean that
you won't burn out that I
Die!
If you like me,
this question doesn't even arise.
- You can have fun without
- I like you, that's not the problem.
If, imagine,
with my willy I water everyone,
if something happens,
you will have been warned.
How many liters of acid were poured
into the brain of this mental retard?
He doesn't understand a thing,
and I'm wondering:
"Am I not just an occupation
in this villa and
as soon as we leave he needs to go
and forage in other bumblebees?"
I don't get it.
I don't know what to tell you.
I understand your fears.
We hadn't planned for
something like this to happen.
But I am assuming that, I don't know.
Have your party, put up whatever
barriers are necessary or not.
I have no desire to go
with someone else.
I believe her because as soon as
we had the talk in the restaurant,
she didn't do anything.
If she's not doing anything,
I must behave well too.
I don't know how it's going to go,
but it's going to go.
Let's do it! Let's go, we're hot!
Yeah, Dorian!
We arrived at the club.
I'd never seen anything like it.
There was nobody there.
No one at all. Nobody.
But the Frenchie Shore is here.
We don't need people to have fun.
The more I look at Dorian, the more
I see there are eye contact games.
I don't know
if we can contain ourselves
He does things to me,
with his lips like this.
Don't do that to me!
Don't do that to me! I'm not shy.
Don't make me hot! Don't make me hot.
Hallelujah! At last!
The lion has woken up! It was time!
And now
I'm in a daydream.
This is too much for me.
Too good!
It's weird because
I'm not used to it.
I'm very closed off
about my feelings.
I know.
But I'm in full faculty to open up,
to tell him about my life.
Dorian and Enzo,
I think they're so cute.
They're comfortable,
and that's all I want to see.
Do you want to come back to
the villa with me tonight?
Say yes otherwise!
I'm so happy. I'm over the moon.
I'm on cloud nine.
I'm too happy. If he'd said not,
I'd have dumped him anyway.
- You still have chemistry for me.
- No, I don't.
I think Tristan likes me,
in spite of everything.
He can't stop himself from
coming to talk to me.
Okay, go ahead. Talk about your life.
I don't give a damn.
- How could I fuck a guy like you?
- Even I don't know.
But you did it. And you loved it.
But you did it.
Two times.
I can see Kara talking to Tristan.
She's having too much fun
with my balls.
Tristan, I adore you,
but stop abusing.
- Are you all alone?
- No, I'm with my girlfriend.
- Where is she?
- She's over there, but she's shy.
Let's go and get her.
I see a girl coming to the table.
I'm getting to know her.
She's too cute. She's so my style.
I'm going for it with my little Jena,
and off we go!
- Her first name is Jena?
- I hope so.
No but two minutes? Two minutes!
I reconnect my chakras with the
terrestrial moon of Mars and Pluto.
I refocus on myself.
Basically, I came here to party,
to have fun with my friends.
Live your life, forget about me.
I see Ouryel twerking at Théo,
she's doing it to make me jealous.
It's an excuse
to reverse the situation.
Oh no! He went for the little pilgrim
with light-brown hair.
He stuck his tongue in her mouth.
But why?
She's nothing next to Ouryel!
He really is crazy.
Ouryel, darling.
I'm not going to waste my time
with a guy
who can't contain himself
as soon as there's a chick
in front of him.
Tonight, he's going to live his life,
I'm going to live my life.
Never mind the consequences.
THE WAREHOUSE
I'm too used to hooking up
with Frenchies.
But it's true that Théo kisses
really well, unlike the others.
So it's always pleasant. And at
that moment, it's kind of nice.
You're waiting for me to leave
so you can pick up Théo?
And you don't hit on me?
The look on Iris' face makes me
want to die. She's decomposing.
She's seen the living dead.
I'm kidding, cat.
I just want her to kiss me.
Like I said I like Théo.
Maybe I'll sleep with Théo,
I don't know.
The future
But that's why I've always asked you,
because I want to be honest with you,
because I like you too, Pépita.
Théo and I have a real love story.
We're at the Frenchie Shore.
But if I saw a real connection,
it would hurt my heart.
But I know he doesn't give a damn.
We're at Frenchie Shore,
we're all hooking up.
Who cares?
But this is as far as you go.
Cool off a bit, Iris.
It's better you don't touch Théo.
Let's go, we're off!
End of the evening. I've done
some shit. I've kissed a chick.
With Ouryel,
things could blow up at any moment,
on the way back or at the villa.
I've done nothing apart from
twerking on Théo's dick.
- It's better you don't talk.
- You're going to mess with me?
I'm not.
I danced with Théo because
we were talking at the same time.
He's kidding?
Melvin's got a big ego,
he's a big macho and that's that.
That's what it comes down to.
Melvin, big macho.
I short, narcissistic pervert.
Narcissistic pervert?
I am a narcissistic pervert?
You're a toxic guy.
You're toxic, Melvin.
Shut up. I'm a toxic guy?
Julie, tell him it's toxic.
you. It's toxic, so what?
The guy's crazy. The guy's crazy.
The guy hooks up,
I don't do anything wrong and
I'm the one who gets shouted at.
Know what?
Melvin, you're on your own.
And I'm convinced that
tomorrow morning,
you'll be the first to regret it,
and it'll be too late.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
Come on!
There's nothing
I don't want to accept,
but you did something shit, man.
Deal with it.
But when are you going
to tell him to stop?
If you let a guy do anything to you,
he'll do anything to you.
- That's why
- Why don't you let him do anything?
Stop, you bastard.
Frankly, he annoys me,
he pisses me off.
He's always got something to
say to me. He's driving me crazy.
- Watch out. I'm not your girlfriend.
- Stop it, get lost.
It's okay guys.
I'm smothering you.
What if I don't get lost?
What if I don't get lost?
- Get lost.
- What then?
- Stop.
- Do it.
Kara, stop provoking him. Stop it.
Tristan. Please, I'm begging you.
He is hammered, this tramp.
He's hammered. Look at him!
Kara and Tristan,
it's an unfinished relationship.
Kara can't stop
throwing digs at Tristan.
Tristan can't help
throwing digs at Kara.
If they really didn't care,
they wouldn't waste their time
yelling at each other.
It's all nonsense.
Poor Dorian, poor Enzo.
Another evening wasted.
- You don't have much time.
- I'm not going to suck him.
Are you crazy? Why are you acting
like the Virgin Mary?
Yeah.
Enzo, are you Frenchie Shore
or not?
What are you talking about?
Go to the love room, you madman.
But let me do it. I'm shy. Stop!
No, cut it! Leave me alone!
I'm comfortable in my body.
I'm at ease.
It's been a long time since
I've felt that way with any boy.
He manages to put me at ease
without intimidating me.
We're on the same wavelength.
Is that what makes me relativize
and feel good?
I'm with a stable guy and
that feels good! It was time!
- Well, my cat
- Well, kisses.
- See you soon.
- Kisses.
- Send me a message.
- Yes, come on. Kisses, my cat.
I'm disgusted, but I'm happy
because I've had a good evening.
I'm putting it into perspective,
I know we'll see each other again.
After this adventure,
it's out of the question for me
not to try anything more with Dorian.
I'm thinking: "Enzo, go for it!
It's Dorian and nobody else."
Oh dear, that was too good!
Here we are,
living on love and fresh water.
I want to talk,
so that it's all clear and precise.
Sometimes you say things
you shouldn't say.
Because you piss me off. I say it
because I know it's going to sting.
It's a real shame it's gone this far.
I don't hate him, on the contrary.
There was a lot of ego involved.
And I think there are things about me
that really annoy him,
and he didn't quite manage
to contain himself,
and I fanned the flames too.
I don't want to feel any animosity
towards you.
Nor do I. Because, honestly, even if
you said you'd never calculate me,
you're a girl I'd want to talk to
in real life.
You're not a bad girl.
Come and give me a hug.
You've got to stop with
the tears in your eyes
You bring tears to my eyes.
This is what makes me sad.
I hate hurting you.
- Unreliable.
- Can we talk or not?
- Can we talk or not?
- It's important, please.
I leave you to love, my baby.
Right now I'm freaking out.
This can't be happening.
And Julie thinks
I'm doing something with Kara,
because she sees me
in a room with Kara.
I'm thinking:
"Julie's gonna freak out."
- I'll sleep with you, or?
- She's sleeping with us.
Julie, I'm going to drag you
by the skin of your ass.
Wait till I get back and
I'll drag you by your ass.
Never.
Tristan, lol, rushing back
so I can sleep with him tonight.
But never. I don't think you get
who I really am.
I'm the Queen. Go fuck yourself.
New awakening in the villa.
I wake up on the bed.
I'm not motivated at all,
I'm super tired.
Especially since
it's over with Ouryel.
Yesterday Melvin did great,
and my dick did great too.
You need to get ready,
we're leaving in five minutes. Okay?
Very motivated.
I wake up feeling light in my body
but heavy in my head.
I really don't have my hours of sleep
in my blood.
The chick I hooked up with,
was she cute?
Yes, Jena.
I can't remember her name anymore.
It was Jena.
Melvin's lost. He's got one foot in
the Warehouse, the other on the bed.
He asks me if the chick
he hooked up with was cute.
Oh yeah, it's late
to be asking me that.
You've had problems because of her.
It's only now you're asking me.
You're really hot-blooded.
- Come on.
- You all look like shit, guys.
Let's go.
With joy and good humor.
Yeah!
I'm going with Pépita,
Théo and Melvin.
This is going to be complicated.
They don't want to work.
They're all hungover.
I'm in a good mood, I'm all cute
and I know I'm going to tear it up.
We're going to work, my phobia.
Hello, hello!
Nice to meet you.
Kilian, the beach attendant.
Kara.
- Régis, how are you?
- Régissou!
The look on your face today!
- I've been fucked all night, Régis
- Oh damn!
With Théo, my nights are restless.
Last night,
I was called Pépipornstar,
and I prefer this job
to the beach club,
so I'm not motivated at all.
Really I don't intend to work.
Today, the goal is
to push the sand up against that.
Is this a joke?
It's madness.
You girls put in the sand
and the boys push.
What is this madness? Honestly
How can people get up
in the morning to do this?
You're taken for a fool, Kilian.
You're picking up sand on a beach.
- Can we push with our hands?
- Can you motivate us with something?
- A shot.
- Really?
- Of course.
- Yeah! I'll make it look good.
I'm used to fixing things
without making an effort.
But right now,
I'm going to shovel in the sun,
and that's a bit of a headache.
But I'm going to get
one or more shots,
so that motivates me
to give it my all.
I've got something
to motivate you again.
Down in one and off you go again!
Really?
Easy with the shovel!
We're teasing each other.
It's a game that excites me,
all the more because I'm single.
There's no Ouryel around
to get in the way.
- Melvin, you're not doing anything!
- My neck hurts.
Can you give me a massage?
Actually, it's a little here, here.
Then it goes down here, but
You're pissing me off.
Things aren't going well with Ouryel.
Each time there's something
going on with Ouryel,
Melvin's a tease,
He wants to get closer.
It's just entertainment for me.
Okay, go ahead. Come on, sit down.
- All right, that's it.
- It's all right, it's over.
Let's finish our night.
Work's done, I'm all in.
Let me have my little break
with my baby, quiet, relaxed.
You're not working much anymore,
but you did a good job.
The job's done, Kiki!
You can come with me,
a surprise is waiting for you.
The job's done, it's no thanks
to the others, it's thanks to me,
But that's okay,
you can take the credit.
We all know it's thanks to Kara.
We had a little debrief,
and he told me that you'd done it.
Yeah!
They sent out a great strong team.
You girls did pretty well too.
Thank you.
Every job at Régis ends the same way.
The old man makes us feel good.
I love you, but please
don't ever call me to work again.
I'll see you for a drink.
Don't ever make me work like that.
- See you next time.
- Bye.
Have a nice day.
That's it, the job's done.
I didn't do shit.
How could they think
we did a good job?
It's time to go home.
I'm dreading the day with Ouryel.
I have no idea how it's going to go.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
How did it go with Dorian?
Did you suck him off?
- No.
- Liar!
I swear.
We jerked each other off, that's all.
I'm coming back down to earth.
I'm in a good mood this morning.
The night before, I was with Dorian.
There was a bit of a bifurcation
in the genital area.
Anyway, I slept well.
Dorian filled me with happiness
yesterday, so today's a good day.
It's going to go well.
You've got to talk to Julie today
before saying nonsense.
She wanted you to talk
to Kara as little as possible.
In 24 hours, you've talked to her
maybe 17 hours in a day.
- You're exaggerating.
- Okay.
Well, 15 hours, then.
It would have made me angry too.
I don't understand Julie's reaction.
I was clear,
I said there was
no ambiguity with Kara
I'm too upset to talk to her.
In fact, I'd already warned him.
I said: "You can pick up
whoever you want,
play with whoever you want.
I don't give a damn. But not her."
He thinks I'm jealous,
but it's because I don't like her.
He didn't want to understand,
I'm going to ignore him.
Kara's getting on my nerves.
She likes to turn guys on
and I know what she's doing is
getting Tristan all hot and bothered
to break us up.
I'm not giving my ass
and I'm waiting to see how it goes.
I'm very skeptical
about this evening.
I'm in the dark.
- In the what?
- The dark.
- Dark about what?
- The evening wasn't constructive.
- Yet everything is clear.
- Yes, I'm single.
Melvin and I are over.
He clearly disrespected me.
Really, I find myself at a dead end.
I feel like no matter
how hard I try to make it work,
he just doesn't give it his all.
I tell myself that Melvin and I
have no chance of working things out.
I'm the most open chick in the world.
I asked for something
he didn't understand,
too bad for him.
You, yours didn't either,
you're underwater
- Yeah.
- Finally, hard.
As a great poet would say:
"I understood everything".
'I understood everything."
Julie says she doesn't understand
Melvin's rant about Ouryel,
she doesn't understand
my rant about Kara.
She needs to question herself too.
She's a bit lost in her life.
She has to come to terms with it.
She pisses me off.
He'll come back.
I'm not sure he will.
He's freaked out that
he's fallen for a loony like me.
He's capable of not coming back
not to get more attached.
Season 3 episode 14 Melvin-Ouryel.
I can't stand it anymore.
It's always the same thing.
I listen to her, nod and smile.
I know that it's going to work out.
- Hello!
- Hello!
We've been working.
- What did you guys do?
- We removed sand from the beach.
I see Ouryel, it's a bit cold
between us, we haven't had a chat.
I don't know
what she thinks about it,
but until we've got everything
straightened out, we can't go on.
So you're back together?
Me and Kara? No.
I'm just talking to her again. We're
not roasting each other anymore.
- We're still roomies.
- Exactly, roomies.
Tristan has decided
to raise a white flag.
He wants no spats between us
and he's right.
You don't want to have me
as an enemy.
By 3 p.m.,
he'll have talked to her again.
- No way.
- You'll see, by 3 p.m.
No, she has too many manners.
I can't take it anymore.
Too much of a princess.
This morning, she was
- Right from the start, you had her
- She was on the couch there
If things go wrong between them,
I'm not going to cry.
And in my head, I say to myself:
"Serves you right, Julie!"
What about Ouryel?
If she starts getting too attached,
I'm going to hurt her too much.
Who told her to get attached?
- You can't control that.
- Right, but I'm always honest.
Pépita's starting to fall for you.
But she knows, I do what I want.
Melvin and me have
something in common.
We're from Paris, chicks dig that.
They're more in love than we are,
which is a classic pattern.
Tristan's playing the lover.
He just doesn't get it.
I think of him when he sees this.
I've got something to propose to you.
We're going to reconnect our chakras.
- Is it pottery?
- Today it's body-painting activity.
Everybody get naked,
we're going to paint ourselves.
Let's show what we can do
with our hands, apart from
So let the creativity begin.
- Tristan, will you do my body?
- No, I'm with Nico.
He wants to do a llama on my body.
I know he's going to say no,
but it's fun. Tristan, I'm here!
It's the Pablo Picasso workshop
this afternoon, guys!
Go ahead, my little rascal,
draw me anything you like.
Be Van Gogh, Leonardo da Vinci.
Let's go!
Don't move your leg.
- Shall I put this on too?
- I think so.
Pépita is at ease. She takes
us out The turkey is in place.
Théo paints every millimeter
of her anatomy.
At this point, I say to myself:
"Okay, okay."
So beautiful, Pépita. Too beautiful.
I can't!
I've got the image in my head of
the dangling thing!
- It's full blue.
- Around. Is that it?
Obviously, I'm his muse.
Paint me, Théo.
So here I am, presenting my work.
The Frenchie Shore mascot:
Renée the slut.
That's it, then.
It's not the Mona Lisa,
it's the Mona Fatsa.
She's still hungover,
I don't think she can see straight.
She wanted to. She tried.
She didn't win.
- Participating is the most important.
- And participate she did.
Stand to one side, the models are
going to parade like Fashion Week.
Fashion shows are my dream come true.
I parade for Art Fashion Week.
We have our jurors in front of us,
and I want to put my heart into it.
I want to go as far as possible
with Tristan.
- Magnificent!
- Yeah!
I think everyone is going to be
stunned by the beauty of my body.
There's Dolce and Gabbana
pointing to Thailand.
Pattaya, we're here!
Oh my God!
I wanted to do the Mona Lisa.
It looks more like my Aunt Karima.
You can see a face, hair, a tree,
decoration. My mission is a success.
It's not Mbappé, it's Mbappépite!
Did you get it? Number 10. It's good.
- Enzo took a hagra.
- You're magnificent.
I don't really need to explain,
but as Enzo dreams of
being part of the TTM,
I think it was a great honor for him,
especially to have
the captain's armband.
I don't know if you saw it.
So there you have it.
Incredible, Enzo's jersey, brother.
I want it. Where is it available?
I want that body-paint, too.
Give me the price, I'll buy it.
And the winner is
Enzo!
TTM! TTM! TTM!
Applaud! Applaud!
Victory achieved.
I've finally been awarded
the title of best work of art.
I'm so happy, I'm part of the TTM.
I'm the captain.
This brings a little prestige
to my life, and I'm very happy.
Young lovebirds! Gather up.
We're going parasailing!
I'm taking Tristan
and Julie up in the air,
because I want Julie
and Tristan to make peace.
- Guys, I can't do this.
- Yes you can.
Are you a real man or not?
I'm afraid of heights,
I hate heights.
I'm going to be super high
with only two snap hooks.
What's more, I'm sure the others
will want to put me with Julie.
There's some tension, maybe
she'll unhook my snap hook up there.
Frankly, I'm not reassured.
I'm going to go, but reluctantly.
Go, go, go! We're off!
I'm so happy.
I've always dreamed of doing this.
It's true that in the Vendée, there
are more fields than anything else.
But in any case, I can't wait.
Parachute sensation
at sailing park Oh
- Let's go!
- This idiot is barefoot.
Let's go, folks!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
For Frenchie Shore, go, go, go!
Bam! Game over.
You've lost, my darling.
It's all over for you.
- I'm going with Iris.
- Julie goes with Tristan.
Julie and Tristan, there's
no negotiation, you're together.
The troops are urging me
to pair up with Tristan, obviously,
because we've fallen out.
Honestly, I don't feel
like talking to him at all.
But we'll see how things go up there.
Besides, I think I'm
the best person to reassure him.
- Hello, youngsters.
- Hi.
Going up in the air or not?
- Yeah.
- The usual, right?
- In every sense of the term.
- Come on, let's do it.
I'm so happy! Go my champion!
You're beautiful like that!
Get in there with your sweetie.
Here we go!
I'm starting to feel sick, I've got a
headache, I feel like throwing up,
I'm cold even though it's 113 F out.
It's really not my thing.
I'm in no hurry for it to start.
- You're our champion, you know that?
- I hate the sea, it's crazy.
- You'll love it.
- You hate heights and the sea.
You'll love it.
What's more,
with a little bomb there!
Look at the waves, bro!
It's nothing.
He told you,
parasailing is zero sensation. Zero.
It really breaks my heart
to see him like that.
It's like a mother's instinct,
he's so cute.
I can't leave him like this.
I have to reassure him.
Be a man and do it.
- I feel like it's a bit
- It's normal, don't worry.
- Are you sure there's no risk?
- There's no risk.
Come on, Tristan!
Kisses, my darlings!
Tristan, you'll be fine!
Tristan and Julie are the first
to get sent into the air.
It's true that Tristan really looks
closed up. He's pissing himself.
But don't worry, you're with Julie,
everything's going to be fine,
I'm sure of it.
Shit, look how high up we are.
- Why does it jerk like that?
- It's the boat. Relax, sweetheart.
I can't, dammit.
This shit is my phobia.
She's trying to comfort me,
talk to me.
I feel like I'm in tachycardia.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm not even listening to her.
I just want to get off
and make it stop.
It's nothing, the boat's turning.
My love, I hate to see you like this.
We're fine. Look how beautiful it is.
- It's true, it's beautiful.
- It's crazy beautiful.
You can see the sea like crazy,
there's nothing around.
It really makes me sad. I think
he's so cute, he's too scared.
And to see him so scared,
I have to comfort him, he's so cute.
Very docile little Tristan.
Give me a kiss.
- You're such a pain.
- Why?
You pissed me off yesterday.
I really like you.
You don't understand.
You think I'm fucking with you
when I'm not.
I missed you today.
I missed you too.
- I really like you, Tristan.
- But I like you too.
We had a falling out,
but she tells me she's missed me,
that she's been looking at me
all day.
I'm telling her that
I've missed her too.
It's good to be together again.
Stand up!
So here we go, it's my turn.
I'm sent up in the air with Iris.
We're rocking back and forth.
We're loving it like crazy.
For once, we're sending each other
into the air. We've done it!
Look at how magnificent it is!
It's all emotions that are
super intense in my heart.
But before my heart,
there are my breasts.
I think it's a bit orgasmic,
deep down,
this feeling of screaming.
But I really loved it.
- It's our turn.
- Is it?
Enzo and I have to go.
We were super confident,
but just as we're about to go,
I don't know why,
it seems a lot less fun
than I thought it would be.
I'm scared!
She's screaming like she does
when she gets fucked.
It's like two woodcocks
in the middle of the sea,
two laughing seagulls
that can't stop screaming.
I'm going to pee myself!
You can hear us from the boat,
from Marseille, from Paris.
That means me and Ouryel in the air,
we've never been lifted
as much as today.
It's just crazy.
It's like being on a farm.
With ostriches.
They ended up in the water.
Enzo and I look like two big seagulls
tapping their beaks in the water.
We're like that. I don't understand.
Here we are It's not okay.
I'm screaming, I'm crying, I'm hot.
Somebody help us! Take us down!
In any case, it was great,
I'm in a very good energy,
it's got me all invigorated!
I'm tired though,
I have a good fatigue.
There were so many sensations,
I'm K.O.
I'm happy about the reconciliation
between my two loves.
Julie and Tristan are back together.
They're more in love than ever.
They're cute, but I have to admit,
all I want is for Melvin to come
and see me, to put things straight.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
Tonight's imitation night.
We've all got big personalities,
so if everyone pitches in,
it'll be super fun.
Let's get this
imitation party started.
- I love it.
- It's Melvin.
I love it.
Stay like this all night, hold it.
Try putting it in panties
so you can put your hands
No, it's always out. It's always out.
It's easy to imitate Melvin.
He's always got the same
three weak-ass punchlines.
Not much repartee. It's easy.
- I'm going to do my makeup.
- Nico gets off on it too much.
That's it! I'm going to put myself
in Ouryel's body forever.
Where's my Melvin lover?
That's it, I'm hot!
I'm getting my makeup done
and a professional sucking mouth.
That's it, we're hot for tonight.
I, for one, am boiling hot!
Hello, girl.
Hello, my chick.
- How are you?
- Kara, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Ouryel.
Girl, honestly
- I'm good, aren't I?
- I'm so horny.
Hey, girl.
- Hi.
- Hi Pépita.
- Nice to meet you, Pépita.
- I'm from Geneva.
Hello! I'm Is it filmed?
But it's filmed!
Oh shit, I didn't understand.
- Hi, what's your name?
- I'm Iris, nice to meet you.
I love animals.
I think I'm on the wrong show.
This isn't 30 million friends.
You're too beautiful, chick!
I'm so horny, you're so beautiful.
Thanks, that's sweet.
My darlings!
Enzo, my darling!
- You're so beautiful.
- Thank you, my darling.
- You too are too beautiful.
- My love.
You're the most beautiful.
My darling. My chick. I kiss you.
How good are you darling!
My example.
Wash your pussy.
Stop being in my pussy, girl.
I'm too horny. Okay.
- Kara, I hate you.
- She's so beautiful.
- I hate you.
- Oh darling
We're the stars of the villa.
In fact, we're the stars.
- It's Julie, in fact! Julie Max!
- Ouryel and Julie.
Oh damn! I understood everything!
- We understood everything.
- I've understood everything.
If they knew, girl!
I'm Nico.
- Are you straight? Are you bi?
- I'm pan!
- TTM! TTM!
- TTM! TTM!
We're the TTM.
- TTM! TTM!
- TTM! TTM!
Here we came to screw them all up.
Eat my cock!
They're all full of ambition, but
they all end up in the same position!
- My lives.
- No! I'm going to cry.
Oh, girl!
I can't wait to be in Paris!
Oh yes, go to war!
My Melvin, where are you?
He cheated on me 40 times,
but I love him so much!
I am obliged to forgive him.
I love him too much.
Frenchie Shore!
Tonight,
I'm eating Melvin's dick, in fact.
There's a great atmosphere,
no nit-picking,
everyone's taking shots from
all sides, but everyone's laughing.
It's good-natured,
that's the Frenchie Shore.
No trouble and
we're all having a good time.
- How are you, Enzo?
- Fine, and you, Théo?
- Just fine.
- You're always relaxed, anyway.
- I'm from 93, so
- Always relaxed.
- We know who we're sleeping with.
- Always.
Do you like my flip-flops?
They're crayfish flip-flops.
- Do you like them?
- I like them a lot.
Get on your knees!
Shut up! Shut your mouth!
I like it when you talk
dirty like that! Like that.
I reproduce the Frenchie Shore Family
scene, as mythical as Titanic's:
Ouryel giving Melvin a blowjob.
And I put my heart into it.
That's really it!
Oh Melvin! Oh yeah!
Look at Kara!
- Oh girl!
- Does it taste good?
You have no idea!
It's the best sausage I've ever had!
So these are all my condoms.
In fact,
I've got 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12
That's exactly one evening's worth.
We're awful! The worst thing is
that it's so realistic.
From what I understand,
my adventure consists of:
screaming all over the place,
laughing like an ostrich
with a feather up its ass,
and eating cock.
I realize I'm being super dramatic
and I find that super funny.
Thank you for this evening!
Thank you, my loves!
Great party.
Everyone was in the mood.
It's so nice that
everyone played along.
To top it all off,
I need to have a chat with Ouryel,
I'm starting to miss her.
So how are we together?
You know very well that
I'm ready to start something today.
But I don't think you're ready,
or at least I don't know
I don't feel like chasing my tail
and chasing nothing.
Either you know what you want,
or you don't, but make a choice.
I don't hold any grudges.
But now, I'm waiting for him
to open up to me,
to open his heart
and make things clear.
Melvin, wear your pretty balls,
don't just put them on my forehead.
I don't know if I can trust you.
We didn't come here
to settle down and all that.
How can I trust someone
who didn't come to settle down?
In the end,
she gets attached to a person.
Same for me.
I think I'm like her.
I'm afraid to open up to her,
I don't want to be hurt.
But deep down,
I want to create a story with her.
I want to enjoy with her,
hand in hand.
We can see how we're doing
and where it's taking us.
If it's leading us anywhere.
Just, what party behaviors
does that include, Melvin?
Just getting to know the chicks
and nothing more.
If a chick's around, she wants you,
you have a sexual urge,
- can you say "I'm seeing someone"?
- Yes.
Melvin managed,
even though it was really painful,
to tell me he wanted to try
something serious with me.
Thank you, Melvin.
He's opened up to me a little,
even if it's not yet the Grail
and total symbiosis.
Tonight, I'm going back to bed
with my husband,
and of course there's nothing better
than a good blowjob before bed
for symbiosis in our union.
Nico, we're off to the gym
in 20 minutes.
I wake up and I think
I'm going to have a good day.
I decide to go to the gym.
I miss it too much.
I can't stand
not seeing my muscles congested.
I decide to bring the boys
and my little wife,
we've made up,
so I want to please her.
She loves exercising.
- We're going to the gym.
- What?
What possessed you
to invite me along?
You don't invite me to the best
activities, but to the gym?
Do I look like a jock? It's too much.
We're leaving for the gym
in ten minutes.
- Who?
- All the guys and Julie.
We need to feed the blood,
I'm telling you.
He's made a crazy decisive pass.
It's going to kill.
Five minutes, we're going to the gym.
Come on, let's go.
Go, go, go.
We're off! Julie
and the five so-called athletes.
Obviously, I'm the best.
I'm going to be the coach today,
so, don't worry boys,
I've got you covered.
Let's go!
Come on guys, let's go.
This'll wake us up a bit.
- Oh dear, here we go.
- Here we go, guys!
- Hello.
- Let's warm up, let's warm up.
Oh dear. What am I doing here?
I don't even know what sport is.
It's like taking a vegetarian
to a butcher's: useless.
Why exercise? My life is over.
This is my gym,
today we're doing some exercise.
Let's congest all this.
- I don't feel like doing that.
- Come on, guys!
- Here we go.
- Like that.
Who needs dumbbells? Watch this.
I'm getting lifted in the air!
I wonder how he managed
to look like a bodybuilder,
Because his session's a bit wobbly.
Coach, why didn't we stretch
before we started?
- Why didn't we stretch before?
- No need.
- Well, we do.
- Come on, let's do some squats.
Honestly, as a coach,
I don't feel he's reliable at all.
I feel like he doesn't
understand the machines.
I don't even have a program for me.
I'm not going to do pecs, darling.
There's enough pecs.
Can't you see it?
So Tristan, move aside,
I'm taking over the reins.
Coach Julie Max, watch out,
you're going to suffer!
We're doing squats.
Two sets of tight squats,
two sets of sumo squats. Okay?
- Show us, Julie!
- Right, I'll do a demo.
Go down well.
Let's see your little ass.
We're in a great position
to see the thighs.
I think we've understood.
I'd like to be the bar.
She goes down and
I want to eat her buttocks.
I'm enjoying it,
I can't get a better view.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Nice, my dear.
- Then we'll do like this.
- The subscription is worthwhile.
- Yeah.
Julie at the squats: seventh art.
There you go.
Coach! Why is he sleeping over there?
Enzo, wake up, come here!
The machines are more comfortable
than the beds in the villa.
But it's not bad to have
a bit of testosterone buzzing,
to see people with dumbbells
suffering while you watch them.
It's not bad. I like it.
I lifted heavier than Pépita
on the bar. Makes sense.
Did I lift heavier than
all the chicks in the villa?
No, next question.
Shall we set a record?
Let's bet, me or Théo?
- On Théo.
- On you, my love.
- On you, my heart.
- Come on, Théo.
Théo's a massive, strong guy,
so I've got a worthy opponent.
If I can beat him, Julie will see
that her new guy is quality.
Let's go, come on!
Let's go, let's go! It's 13.
Come on, Théo.
You have to beat 13.
- The loser licks the other's armpit.
- Disgusting.
Come on, one.
A little cockfight between Tristan
and Théo. Frankly, I love it!
Come on, bro! In the head!
Four more to go. One.
One.
I don't think I can.
Just one, come on!
He's dead. Armpit!
It's okay, don't worry. Put it down.
So now you have to lick
Tristan's armpit.
I'm not making excuses.
Lift your arm.
That's because it's you, brother.
That's TTM.
Very, very good taste.
It's pretty much
the same breath as
I'm not saying.
- Let's all band together, guys!
- Yes.
- Melvin.
- Melvin, we're waiting for you.
Let's go!
Moral of the story:
next time you do this,
take Enzo out of the equation.
I don't exist here anymore.
Seriously! It's not that complicated.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
Where's my husband?
There's no way
I'm not seeing him in the morning.
It pisses me off! Ouch!
Who's in there?
She's asleep.
Great.
First morning of our pre-couple life
and my husband isn't here.
How dramatic. Melvin, where are you?
- Where are they?
- At the gym.
My husband's at the gym
with girls in sexy outfits?
Lots of hot chicks doing dirty squats
in super tight fitting outfits!
No!
Melvin, Melvin Shut the fuck up.
It's morning now.
Melvin, if he isn't here,
he isn't here. If he had been,
he'd have seen you, but he's not.
He hasn't seen you
Eat some cereal, you'll feel better.
If he can't lift you,
he'd rather lift cast-iron.
Yeah.
And do you know why?
Because cast iron talks less.
Yeah, that's deep.
If you want reassurance,
don't go talking to Iris.
Really, when it comes to reassurance,
we're on a zero point scale.
The athletes are back!
- There's nobody home.
- Great.
Baby!
Baby!
My husband, my husband!
Where are you?
I'm running to find him.
Baby!
Melvin, my love,
I've got to talk to you!
I'm used to being chased after.
She's crazy like me,
and that's what I love about her.
My husband is the most handsome.
My husband is too handsome.
I can't hear you, I can't see you.
Ouryel blow him to
stop singing please!
Melvin, put it in her mouth!
So you were saying?
You're not getting laid tonight?
I don't know, because she doesn't
want me talking to you anymore.
But I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
I want to talk to you,
but Julie won't let me talk to Kara.
They're never going
to get off each other's backs.
"I want to keep talking to you,
but Julie won't let me."
Don't say that! Julie doesn't want
you to talk to her. Don't tell her!
Damn it, he's stupid!
He's the village idiot, this guy.
He can't keep his hands off Kara
for two seconds. Julie's going nuts.
She said to me:
"Stop talking to her."
I told her: "Go fu-"
I can't tell her because tonight
I'm going to jerk off.
I don't feel like it,
I want to put it in.
I don't think anyone likes the fact
that Tristan and I talk, Julie first.
If I want to talk to him,
I'll talk to him.
If he wants to talk to me,
he'll talk to me.
We're past that age.
- Where is he?
- I am here.
So?
I've got a little idea
running through my head.
I'm crazy about this little family,
I want to give them
a little surprise.
We'll go shopping,
and we'll find gifts for everyone.
I love you like crazy, you know?
I want to please everyone
and we'll find something together.
I'm here with my Juju, my Ouryel.
We'll enjoy it,
it's going to be so cool!
We've got to find
something really tacky, for Melvin!
We're leaving the villa.
villa Mission Commander, Chief,
Corporal Ouryel, present!
We sneak out of the villa.
No one sees us. It's perfect.
Plan #1 activated,
and it's a success.
Where do you want to start?
There seems to be
a lot of little things here.
We're off! I'm so excited,
I love shopping.
This really is Ali Baboon's cave.
I'm
I don't know how to say it.
Wait, I'll do it again.
- I don't know how to say it.
- Ali Baba's cavern.
I've always said:
"Ali Baboon's cavern".
Maybe I'll take a leash for Tristan.
- Go on, take it.
- To keep him on a leash.
He's not sure between you and Kara.
He has trouble understanding.
A big leash for a big dog.
Yeah. Go ahead, take it.
Tristan, things are going well
between us, but I'm still puzzled,
because I know he's close to Kara.
I'm always wary of him.
- The witch from Snow White.
- Perfect.
Perfect for Kara.
This is going to be my gift to her,
as I call her Karaba the witch.
That's nice.
Cat repellent spray, behavior.
Since you have problems
with pussies approaching you
you put this on before you go,
and it repels them.
As soon as my husband goes out, all
the pussies in heat will move away.
Tristan's cock is like that
when he's not hard.
When he gets out of the shower.
"I'm drying my balls!"
Well I'm going to give this
to Tristan too.
I'm so happy, because
we find little gifts for everyone,
so mission 100% successful.
I leave with a smile on my face.
Santa Claus is coming to the villa!
- Let's do a little Frenchie Shore.
- Our war cry.
Frenchie Shore!
Hello!
We're back, guys!
Everyone in the living room!
There are lots of bags,
lots of presents.
I soon realized they'd gone shopping.
Gifts for who? When? Where? How?
What's the occasion?
No idea. I can't wait
to see what they got.
I love you all like crazy.
I got you all presents,
because I love you so much!
Wait, wait, wait!
What are the presents?
Kara! Karaba the witch.
It's not Karaba, but she's a witch.
Well, she's the witch,
so it's Karaba the witch.
Okay, nice.
In this villa,
I feel like I'm the bad guy.
I'm really happy about that,
I think it's super cute.
I'm getting along with everyone.
Just kidding.
So, my little Iris, I'm giving you
this little duck that's so cute.
It's like a little vibrating duck.
You haven't had your turn
in the villa yet,
but in the meantime you've got this
little darling for your amusement.
You can put that in your pussy.
Well yes.
I love it! I'm so happy. I'll put it
in the bath. I'm a bit quirky.
- Let's move on to Tristan.
- Ah yes!
We saw this, and we thought it looked
like your cock when you're not hard.
I saw it and I thought of you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
It's your willy, that's what it is!
It looks a lot like my pecker,
except I've got a huge bit here.
I got a big leash.
This is to keep you on a leash,
Tristan, because you're not reliable.
So here's a good leash for you.
I think it's really childish.
I came across
a repellent spray for pussies,
so, as Melvin, I know you have
a great passion for pussies.
every time we go out
I'll spray you with this
to repel any pussies
that come near you.
- Thanks, guys! Yeah!
- Thanks!
And once again, I love you!
How about a foursome with you,
Tristan, Théo and Pépita?
- He's killing me with this.
- No.
You're not against a foursome with
- With who?
- Me and her.
Yes, I'm not against it,
but Pépita
There you go.
I haven't forgotten why I came here:
to fuck them all.
The foursome, Julie's in,
Ouryel much less so.
She's on my side again.
But don't worry, Ouryel,
I haven't said my last word.
What's wrong with you?
Why do you want to fuck Julie?
Let's have a foursome with
someone else then. Figure it out.
You're weird, actually.
I don't see the interest.
- Don't get on my nerves.
- Wait.
No, let me go. No more.
Oh yeah, you're like that?
You disgust me.
Melvin, I don't want to share him.
I love him too much and I don't want
all this, even with my friends.
My God.
Be happy with my damn lily bug!
- Don't you want to have a threesome?
- I'm not against it.
Except that, actually,
I don't know where to start.
I wouldn't be There's never
the right I don't know how to
I've been thinking for a few days
about having a threesome
with Théo and Tristan.
They turned me on so much after
three weeks. They made me horny.
Do you want to do it now?
- Now, right now?
- Right now. Do you feel like it?
You're looking at me with eyes
I'll fix it for you.
You're my friend.
We can leave you three alone.
Then I say to myself:
my Iris is pulling her punches.
She hasn't done a chimney sweep
since the beginning,
and now she wants to attack
with a threesome.
Listen, sweetie, if you're ready,
go for it, I'm all ears.
I'll give you a tip that
a porn star once gave me.
When you're going to suck,
you press down hard and it goes
- There?
- It's a gag reflex thing.
I don't know, chick.
The body is weird.
Girl, I'll fix it for you.
I know she can smash that fuck board.
We're not going to have
to speak Chinese.
How are you guys feeling tonight?
And by guys I mean Tristan and Théo.
- Tearing it all up, the TTM.
- Tearing it all up? Tearing what up?
Asses, pussies? What are you tearing
up? Mouths? Everything?
There's someone in the villa
who really wants to blow you both.
What are you telling me?
You say that like that. She wants us
to get our dicks pumped by Iris.
Of course
I've already thought of that,
since I'm here to tear everything up.
And obviously, the fuck board
isn't going to fill itself.
- She wants it.
- Listen guys, a little lollipop.
There's one chick who's in,
another who doesn't give a shit
She asked me, she knows my answer.
- So it's okay.
- She know my answer.
Yesterday Iris came to see me
and asked if I'd mind if she slept
with Théo and I said yes.
I don't get it. Suddenly, she's in.
I don't know, hot flashes, menopause?
I'm not even trying to understand.
I'm pissed off.
Scrape the belly.
Don't worry, I know all about
mussels. Who doesn't like mussels?
Not me anymore!
How do you expect me to stay serious?
- I'll throw up any minute.
- Let's get this party started.
This is so cool. It's Frenchie Shore.
Melvin's fingering Kara!
- Brings back fond memories.
- This si the foursome.
The job's done.
We take the vibrator.
Don't even try, I won't talk to her.
You did something to me,
you got the backlash.
I'm speechless. I'm shocked.
Ass-fest.
Frenchie Shore!