Ginger Snaps (2017) s01e09 Episode Script
Initiation
[music.]
[dog barking.]
Ahh.
[yawns.]
[clank.]
Huh? [SOFTLY.]
Keep it down.
Hello? [SOFTLY.]
Shh.
[clank.]
[SOFTLY.]
Quiet.
[clank.]
Hm.
[clank.]
[SOFTLY.]
Sorry.
[yelling.]
[music.]
Ya! Ya! [bonk.]
[clank.]
You're outnumbered, Dummy.
My favorite part about math is showing my work.
- Ya! - Oh.
Ha! Oh.
Uh.
Who sent you here? The feds? Edgar Wright? Le Qua? Come with us, and you'll find out.
Was it my parents? - Why would your parents - I'm such a fool.
Saying they were going to Sarah M's house for a dinner party was the perfect cover for one of their training exercises.
- It wasn't your parents, Weirdo.
- Save it.
I can't trust anything a lying liar face like you says anyway.
We're here because you're a Ginger Snap.
[gasps.]
Oh, my goodness.
Is this an KISHY: Where are we going, and whose van is this, and why is everything in here kind of damp? Sorry about beating you up.
I I didn't realize what was going on.
I thought maybe you were intruders, which technically you are because you did break and enter.
But what's a little breaking and entering amongst friends? We're still friends, right? - [AGGRAVATEDLY.]
Can you shut up! - Yeah, sure.
Sorry.
I'll keep quiet.
I'm just so excited! [sighs.]
Sorry.
[engine sputtering.]
- Thanks, Fingers.
- It's all here? Have we ever skimped on you before? FEMALE [ON CD.]
: Welcome to sensual bird calls for divorcees.
[bird calls.]
Take me away.
[bird calls.]
[drum beat.]
[mysterious music.]
You wanted to see me? [mysterious music.]
Hello, Kishy.
Welcome to the Ginger Snaps.
It's such an honor.
First of all, I have to think my parents who always supported me and also Hemingway You've joined the Snaps at a troubling time, and we need to make sure your allegiances are in the right place.
I would never do anything to hurt the Snaps.
Good.
That's good.
We brought you here because it's time for Calista to go.
[cough.]
[splat.]
Wha ha! [cough.]
Water! Calista has to go.
Best friends don't start a coo against each other.
You're so naive, so young.
- I'm six months older than you.
- Want to know why? Because my parents got some [inaudible.]
- six months before yours did? - No, not that.
Don't you want to know why we're trying to get rid of Calista? Is it because she undermines you and is mean to you, even though all you do is give her attention and love? - You noticed that? - It's pretty hard to watch.
But instead of sinking to her level, you should talk to her if you have a problem.
She's your best friend.
Calista doesn't have friends.
She has business associates.
[crash.]
She and I started this group because we wanted to create something great, a home for kids like us, like the twins, like you.
But in doing that, we also created a monster.
And now it's time for us to stop her before she destroys everything we worked so hard to build.
- Is this a test? - No.
- Is it, though? - No.
- But is it? - Think about it, Kishy.
Calista's been the one in your way this whole time.
No.
She's the one who let me in.
She likes you now.
But, eventually, she'll throw you out like last week's milk or a pair of underwear you've had so long, all the elastic has come out, and the flowers look more like polka dots.
- [SADLY.]
You really aren't gonna join us? - Mmm.
I'm just not convinced you're the good guys yet.
I didn't want you to find out like this.
But she was the reason you didn't get into the Snaps.
What do you mean? Remember that check Fingers gave you? When you handed it to Calista, it was folded up.
So how did it get smudged? You failed [echoing.]
She did it.
She sabotaged you because she didn't want you to join.
Think about it.
She was your problem all along.
We don't know each other, so I'm not sure why you're making eye contact with me.
Stay away from my troop.
[SADLY.]
I'm gonna be a Snap one way or another.
You will never be a Ginger Snap! - [gasps.]
She's the reason - Yes.
I'm sorry to break it to you, but yes.
All I ever wanted was to be a Snap.
And now you are, so are you with us? [all chanting.]
Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Where do we start?
[dog barking.]
Ahh.
[yawns.]
[clank.]
Huh? [SOFTLY.]
Keep it down.
Hello? [SOFTLY.]
Shh.
[clank.]
[SOFTLY.]
Quiet.
[clank.]
Hm.
[clank.]
[SOFTLY.]
Sorry.
[yelling.]
[music.]
Ya! Ya! [bonk.]
[clank.]
You're outnumbered, Dummy.
My favorite part about math is showing my work.
- Ya! - Oh.
Ha! Oh.
Uh.
Who sent you here? The feds? Edgar Wright? Le Qua? Come with us, and you'll find out.
Was it my parents? - Why would your parents - I'm such a fool.
Saying they were going to Sarah M's house for a dinner party was the perfect cover for one of their training exercises.
- It wasn't your parents, Weirdo.
- Save it.
I can't trust anything a lying liar face like you says anyway.
We're here because you're a Ginger Snap.
[gasps.]
Oh, my goodness.
Is this an KISHY: Where are we going, and whose van is this, and why is everything in here kind of damp? Sorry about beating you up.
I I didn't realize what was going on.
I thought maybe you were intruders, which technically you are because you did break and enter.
But what's a little breaking and entering amongst friends? We're still friends, right? - [AGGRAVATEDLY.]
Can you shut up! - Yeah, sure.
Sorry.
I'll keep quiet.
I'm just so excited! [sighs.]
Sorry.
[engine sputtering.]
- Thanks, Fingers.
- It's all here? Have we ever skimped on you before? FEMALE [ON CD.]
: Welcome to sensual bird calls for divorcees.
[bird calls.]
Take me away.
[bird calls.]
[drum beat.]
[mysterious music.]
You wanted to see me? [mysterious music.]
Hello, Kishy.
Welcome to the Ginger Snaps.
It's such an honor.
First of all, I have to think my parents who always supported me and also Hemingway You've joined the Snaps at a troubling time, and we need to make sure your allegiances are in the right place.
I would never do anything to hurt the Snaps.
Good.
That's good.
We brought you here because it's time for Calista to go.
[cough.]
[splat.]
Wha ha! [cough.]
Water! Calista has to go.
Best friends don't start a coo against each other.
You're so naive, so young.
- I'm six months older than you.
- Want to know why? Because my parents got some [inaudible.]
- six months before yours did? - No, not that.
Don't you want to know why we're trying to get rid of Calista? Is it because she undermines you and is mean to you, even though all you do is give her attention and love? - You noticed that? - It's pretty hard to watch.
But instead of sinking to her level, you should talk to her if you have a problem.
She's your best friend.
Calista doesn't have friends.
She has business associates.
[crash.]
She and I started this group because we wanted to create something great, a home for kids like us, like the twins, like you.
But in doing that, we also created a monster.
And now it's time for us to stop her before she destroys everything we worked so hard to build.
- Is this a test? - No.
- Is it, though? - No.
- But is it? - Think about it, Kishy.
Calista's been the one in your way this whole time.
No.
She's the one who let me in.
She likes you now.
But, eventually, she'll throw you out like last week's milk or a pair of underwear you've had so long, all the elastic has come out, and the flowers look more like polka dots.
- [SADLY.]
You really aren't gonna join us? - Mmm.
I'm just not convinced you're the good guys yet.
I didn't want you to find out like this.
But she was the reason you didn't get into the Snaps.
What do you mean? Remember that check Fingers gave you? When you handed it to Calista, it was folded up.
So how did it get smudged? You failed [echoing.]
She did it.
She sabotaged you because she didn't want you to join.
Think about it.
She was your problem all along.
We don't know each other, so I'm not sure why you're making eye contact with me.
Stay away from my troop.
[SADLY.]
I'm gonna be a Snap one way or another.
You will never be a Ginger Snap! - [gasps.]
She's the reason - Yes.
I'm sorry to break it to you, but yes.
All I ever wanted was to be a Snap.
And now you are, so are you with us? [all chanting.]
Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Where do we start?