How to Rock (2012) s01e09 Episode Script

Big news, guys.
We got the gig.
Gravity 5 is playing the fundraiser dance Saturday night! Wait, so what's the fundraiser for again? To refinish the gym floor so it's not so slippery.
- Oh, yeah, I remember.
- Yeah pshh! You ready for your head to explode? Always.
The dance to make the gym floor less slippery.
Is being held on the gym floor.
Kacey.
Molly.
Can't wait to see what you're wearing.
To the dance Saturday night.
Can't wait to see what you're wearing.
To the dance Saturday night.
Great, then we both have something to look forward to.
Can't wait.
You already said that.
Yeah, you already said that.
Bye.
I'm sorry, I don't speak girl.
What just happened? Molly was trying to get the deets on my dress.
She's probably been planning.
What she was gonna wear for weeks.
Wait, why does it matter to you what she wears? Wow, you don't speak girl either.
When I was queen of The Perfs, Everybody was looking at me to see what I was wearing.
Now that Molly's queen of The Perfs, Nobody's looking to see what I'm wearing.
And I liked it when they were looking.
I'm looking at what you're wearing A lot.
Cute, but seriously, this is my first dance in Gravity 5.
And I want to represent.
Yeah, right on.
Whoo! Okay, I need to find out what Molly's wearing.
But it won't be easy.
The Perfs keep all fashion choices top secret.
It would have to be someone The Perfs would never suspect, Someone who could be a perf if she wanted to.
She just doesn't want to.
Stevie! Stevie? Stevie.
Me? Spy on The Perfs? Nope, I don't think so.
That's not gonna happen.
Stevie, this may not be your thing, But Monday, if everyone's talking about Molly's dress.
Instead of mine, I will die.
No, please.
Don't make me.
Please, please.
You're my friend.
Don't you love me? You love me? Fine.
I'll do it.
But only because you're my friend.
Thank you.
Gravity 5, meet secret Agent Stevie.
What's up? - Duh-na - Duh-na - Duh-na Only You Can Be You only I can be me you always want to be what you're not can't you be happy with what you've got? you're perfect the way you are with your insecurities, doubts, and scars your life's too short to worry don't you know it's true Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me.
I can be me.
If you're gonna spy on The Perfs, You'll have to infiltrate their headquarters.
The perf bathroom.
The core of the perf empire.
Yeah, but that's by invitation only.
Why would they invite me? Uh, okay.
This could be crazy or genius.
No, no, it's genius.
They say the enemy of your enemy is your friend.
So what if Stevie and I pretended to be in a big fight? That way, Molly will think we're not friends anymore, Want to join forces with Stevie to get back at me.
Again, genius.
So, guys, have you lined up dates for the dance? - No.
- Not yet.
Don't worry, I'll pick a date soon.
And you can fight over who's left.
Zander, why do you talk like that? All I'm saying is, when I ask girls out, they say yes.
Well, I'm sure if we ever asked a girl out, She could say yes.
- Yeah, it's 50/50.
- Yeah.
Don't be so hard on yourselves.
If you guys really tried, You could totally get dates to the dance before Zander.
Yeah.
Then why don't we make a bet? The last one of us guys to get a date has to, uh Wear a dress to the dance.
Deal! And no asking each other out.
Deal.
dance don't hold up the wall come on you know you hear your song playing move on the floor let's go .
Wait, everyo stop! Stevie, what was that? What? Are you playing a violin.
Or kicking a pig? I heard the squealing too, Kacey, But it was coming from your microphone.
Did you hear that? I know.
It's wonderful.
What I'm saying is, The fundraiser dance is this Saturday night.
Do you think you could play some notes.
That are actually in the song? I'll make you a deal, Kacey.
You sing on key, and I'll take it from there.
Okay, this is the greatest day of my life.
Look here, Stevie.
When I joined Gravity 5, I told you you would have to keep up with me.
So if you can't, speak up.
Oh, I'm happy to "speak up.
" But can you actually hear anybody else's voice.
That isn't your own? If you don't like it, You're welcome to leave the band.
Watch me.
How did you guys put up with Kacey for so long? I honestly don't know.
I.
She was our leader.
Grace, you're breaking your talking diet.
- Sorry.
- You just said it again.
Stevie, lunch isn't over yet.
You could come sit with us.
With The Perfs? Sure, there's plenty of room for the right people.
Really? Me? Uh, Molly, are you sure you know what you're doing? Believe me, I know exactly what I'm doing.
Cone, come.
Then cool, I'd love to.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, the plan is working.
They invited me into The Perfs' bathroom.
It's on! That's a good first step.
But from here on out, it only gets more dangerous.
Molly's gonna have to believe you're actually one of them.
I'm in over my head.
I'm never gonna be able to convince them.
But you will.
You just need training.
Okay, you're going to have to master how to pose, How to snub, how to snub while posing.
And doing hair flip, How to fake smile, How to fake smile while air kissing and chewing gum.
Are you ready to learn? Bring it.
Shoe.
Yes, but what kind? Red shoe.
Oh.
Chew.
Fake smile.
Air kisses.
While posing.
Brand? Studio three.
- Heel? - Wedge.
- Season? - Summer.
Patent leather? Plastic.
Not bad.
Stevie.
So what do you all think? Amazing.
Now, your mission: Go into The Perfs' bathroom, Find out what Molly's wearing to that dance, And get out.
- Got it.
- And remember.
When in The Perfs' bathroom, don't use the bathroom.
Why not? Because a real perf never has to go.
Never? Ever.
Stevie, I know you feel bad about your fight with Kacey, But now you have a new home with us.
I do? She does? Let me show you around, Starting with our latest addition.
Hai! A Sushi bar? - Uh-huh.
Hungry? Because myoshi's tempura rolls are spectac.
Wow, this bathroom is like a wonderland.
I am so glad you're part of it.
Smooch! Smooch! So big dance Saturday night.
Do you know what you're going to be wearing, Molly? Why do you ask? Oh, uh, no reason.
I'm just trying to figure out what I'm gonna be wearing.
Oh, glad you mentioned it, Because we have choices just for you.
Wow.
They're all your size, And they're all in your favorite color.
You know my favorite color? We do our homework.
Not in general, but for this, yes.
Are you okay? I have four brothers.
The only clothes I get offered are sweatpants and sweat socks.
Anything involving sweat.
Stevie, I've always thought you belonged with The Perfs.
And I've always wanted to be friends with you.
Molly, do I have to pay for the Sushi? No, it's free.
I don't like this.
This is taking too long.
Maybe she's blown her cover.
Hi, Kacey.
What took you so long? What do you have on Molly's dress? Length, designer, color, details.
Sorry, I don't have it yet.
One thing led to another, And before I knew it, I had this awesome makeover and this.
A Christian lefleur? Christian lefleur.
Um, Kacey, it's a vance cummings, But you knew that, right? Of course I knew that.
That was just me testing you.
Oh, and thank goodness you passed.
Let's go grab something to eat.
Would if I could, but I am all sushied out.
Ta-ta for now, okay? Who was that? If I didn't know any better, I'd actually think she was a perf.
Could you imagine if we lost Stevie to The Perfs? We'd lose our bass player.
We'd lose our bodyguard.
We'd lose our spider killer.
This is serious.
What was I thinking? Molly's too powerful.
She sucked her in.
So what do we do now? Takes a spy to catch a spy.
I'm goin' in.
You know what turns me off? Negative people.
I know, right? - I mean, here we are getting mani-pedis during sixth period, And yet, if you listen to people talk about school, All they do is complain.
I know, it's like if you can't stand the Sushi, Get out of the bathroom.
Oh, speaking of Sushi.
Starving.
Myoshi? Hai! Make me two California rolls.
Hai! Me too.
But make mine inside out, extra avocado, And this time, don't be stingy with my ponzu.
- Ay-ay-ay.
Guys, I can't watch this anymore.
If you want to get a girl, you got to get rid of the fear.
Why would you help us? This is a competition.
Yeah, and if you lose, You're gonna have to wear a dress.
Don't worry about me.
There's Amelia vandenberg.
Go ask her.
Fear gone.
That's it.
That's it.
Fear back.
That was not the way tdo it.
This is the way to do it.
Start picking out your dresses, ladies.
Hey, Sarah.
Do you want to make me the happiest man on earth? How would I do that? Come to the dance with me tomorrow night.
Really? Yeah.
Why did you just wink at your friends? Oh, it's nothing.
I was just showing them how easy it is.
To get a date for the dance.
Guess what, Zander.
It's just as easy to lose one.
Buh-bye.
Sarah, wait.
Zander was just trying to help us.
I mean, he's really great at talking to girls, And I'd be all nervous and act like a fool.
Because I really want to go to the dance with you, But Why would you want to go with a dork like me? Yes.
Yes to what? Yes, I'll go to the dance with you.
Awesome, now I don't have to wear a dress.
- What? - What? Nothing.
Myoshi, my rolls.
While we're young and pretty.
Hai! Uh, I don't know what that is, but it's not a roll.
Hai, hai, hai, hai, hai! Uh, what is with myoshi today? Honestly, we're lucky to have her.
Most Sushi chefs won't work bathrooms.
Oh, there you guys are.
The private spring preview at luce starts at 5:00.
I'm so excited.
Yeah, about that.
I can only take one person.
Let's go, Stevie.
Later, Grace.
I can't believe this, myoshi.
I've been demoted.
Hai.
I used to be Molly's number two, But that's all changed now thanks to that new perf Stevie.
Hai, hai, hai, hai, hai.
Oh, is that today's special? Not so special today.
Bye.
Hey, hey, hey.
We have to talk.
Stevie, I know that I sent you in to do a job, But you're in too deep.
I'm not in too deep.
You're crazy.
You surpassed Grace in The Perfs' chain of command.
How do you know that? Hai! That was you? You were spying on me? I had to.
You have no idea what Molly's capable of.
She's the devil in a miniskirt.
Molly's cool.
She cares about me.
She knows my favorite colors, my birthday, my middle name.
I know your middle name.
Oh, really? What is it? Give me a choice of three? I'm going to meet Molly.
You know, Molly's just using you to get information.
No, you're just using me to get information.
Hbi.
So, Stevie, ready for the big dance Saturday night? Totes.
Now that we're besties, we have to share secrets.
Let's.
Okay, you first.
Tell me what Kacey is wearing to the dance? What? I mean, why do you want to know? So I can see the look on her face when I take her down.
It's my fave part about being queen perf.
It is? Yes.
So tell me everything you know about the dress, And together we can finally bury Kacey Simon.
- "hi, I'm Stevie.
Ta-ta for now.
" I can't believe it.
A girl said no to me.
Me.
Sign of the apocalypse.
Next stop, zombie invasion.
Why is that so weird? No girl has ever said no to me before.
I mean, look at me.
And look at me.
Well, I still don't have a date.
I love you, Nelson, But there's no way I'm losing this bet to you.
Okay, this bet thing is gonna end right now.
You two, up.
Zander, this is my promise to you.
The moment you walk into that dance, No girl will be able to take their eyes off of you.
'cause you're gonna be my date? Nope, 'cause I'm going to the dance with Nelson.
And you're going in a dress.
Oh, sweet! Great, and now I've got nothing to wear.
I have to go to the mall.
Kacey.
You were totally right about Molly using me.
Well, I am always right.
But you'll be happy to know, I got the info you wanted.
If you're still interested.
You found out what Molly's wearing? I love you.
Yep, and if you want to top her, I know just the dress you should wear.
Spill.
All I can say is where did I go right? You look awesome, Kacey.
- And I look like a super-suave waiter.
I can not wait to see the look on Molly's face.
When she sees this dress.
Ah! How could you? Stevie! Congratulations, Grace.
You're officially number two perf again.
Yay.
Now I don't have to go all gansta on you.
You realize I'm gonna have to.
Charge you for that Sushi, right? I guess.
Don't worry about the tip.
Molly automatically adds a 20% gratuity.
Grace.
That was not cool.
Possibly, but don't you think you deserved it? Maybe a little.
Okay, maybe a lot.
I just got so caught up in the whole Molly dress thing.
And dragging you into it, that wasn't fair.
It's not the way you treat a good friend.
I appreciate that.
Ocean blue.
Rena.
February 8th.
What? Your favorite color, middle name, and birthday.
Good friends should know these things about each other, And now I know.
Thank you.
And I don't know how you rock those shoes.
I was awful at it.
Hey, have you guys seen Zander? We're supposed to perform in five minutes.
No.
What's up, people? We're Gravity 5, and we know how to rock.
dance don't hold up the wall come on you know you hear your song playing move on the floor let's go tonight it's all on you where the music takes you but in your body we're just getting started this party's calling your name hey so get up keep moving put your hands in the air party like we don't have a care in the world just let it take you there put your heart on the dance floor and go with the rhythm, rhythm you better move, move move with the crowd you better groove, groove show how you get down just let it take you there put your heart on the dance floor and go with the rhythm, rhythm and move with the crowd sing it with me all together hand in hand let's all remember move your body's what you came for wanna see you on the dance floor sing it with me all together hand in hand let's all remember move your body's what you came for wanna see you on the dance floor tell the dj turn it up off the wall move your feet show it off pop it, pop it lock it, lock it show me how you rock it, rock it don't stop it, don't stop it na, na, na, na, na, na get up keep moving put your hands in the air party like we don't have a care in the world just let it take you there put your heart on the dance floor and go with the rhythm, rhythm you better move, move move with the sound you better groove, groove show how you get down just let it take you there put your heart on the dance floor and go with the rhythm, rhythm and move with the crowd.
I'm so happy for him.
But so jealous.
It's all about confidence.
Dude, you're awesome.
Just go up to a girl you like and say, "I want to dance with you.
" fear gone.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, Nelson.
I was wondering if maybe you wanted to dance with Zander.
Sure.
Fear back with a vengeance.