Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e09 Episode Script
Sweet Service, In The Middle Of Cleavage
Uomatsu Sign: Fish Monger (blue writing) Uomatsu (black writing) \\ Van: Uomatsu Fish Monger Sign: Fish Monger (blue writing) Uomatsu (black writing) \\ Van: Uomatsu Fish Monger Mayor Service 9 // Sweet Service, In the middle of cleavage.
Complete copy!! The Taste of France Empty~ (Top to bottom) Cake House \\ Sweet \\ Holstein (Top to bottom) Cake House \\ Sweet \\ Holstein Gallery (Top to bottom, left to right) Time, Day, Accepting applications \\ Hourly wage 1800 yen \\ Application Criteria (in background) (blue) 1cm (red) +50 yen (red/purple) D-cup (Top to bottom, left to right) Holstein \\ Application \\ Food expenses, Traveling expenses, Full allowance \\ Time, Day, Accepting applications \\ Hourly wage 1800 yen \\ Application Criteria \\ Girls with breasts larger than D-cup \\ (For every centimeter larger than 95cms, 50 cents will be added to your wage) \\ Anything less than D-cup will not be recognized as breasts \\ A and B-cup's with large stupid gaps for cleavage are absolutely out of the question.
\\ Are they even really breasts? (left) Cake Shop \\ Sweet \\ Holstein | (middle) Department store | (right) The Taste of France Locker Room Please don't look for me \\ Fubuki Holstein Mail Received \\ 1 Item The Taste of France Expression of Gratitude .
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What? Breasts Breasts amusement park? Breast society? Fujiwara Naeka \\ Age 17 \\ Days left until acquiring her inheritance \\ 136 Next Episode Today I want to see tennis \\ God Next Episode \\ Aim for fine! Kogarashi-san! I have a favor to ask! Maid Guy Tuna Cutter! He rescued the fish monger's manager from a crisis with magnificent strength.
Thank you very much! Please! Without concern for other's feelings, he single-handedly prevented a catastrophe involving the Mayor's wife and mother-in-law.
Please! And then, today! This will be fine to deal with a small fry like you! Don't underestimate me! He did it! It's a homerun! Kogarashi-san! N-No way! Kogarashi-san! You want to become Kogarashi-san's apprentices?! Are you in your right minds? The administration problem at the fish mongers! Resolving the Mayor's family problem! And then, today! He participated as a backup in the inter-city baseball tournament, and flawlessly defeated a former ace pitcher from 6th College! He's the Shuuhou town Leathal Weapon! You're so cool, Kogarashi-san! You're the hero of the town! Idle gossip is right up my alley! Those are false charges It's the duty of a maid to unite all by himself.
That's really too much.
However, I am a servant to be used by my Master.
Without my Master's permission, it is outside my professional duties to be worried over social trifles! If you have a request, first you have run it by my Master! Those previously mentioned examples I don't think you ran any of them past Naeka-sama.
Please, Naeka! The only one who can save the crisis at our part time job is Kogarashi-san! It won't be in vain.
We'll let you copy our homework as they are given! Alright, I'm in! Well, then, tell me.
What's the reason you're asking for my help? Your job is at the cake shop in the department store opposite the station, right? That's right! The fashionable sweets cafe, D'erlanger! Even talking or hearing about it makes me cry! Sweet Holstein? That's right! That's the name of our rival shop! And then! This is the cake we sell at our shop! It looks yummy! It looks fine, doesn't it? Why did your customers got stolen? We have absolutely no idea.
We even tried to infiltrate them by getting a job there! They didn't even give us an interview.
We were turned away at the door! "Turned away at the door"!? Why? Naeka-sama.
Look at this, please.
These pictures are strange, don't you think? Now that you mention it, even though it's a cake shop it looks like there are a lot of guys here.
Right! There's only men lined up! Maybe Fubuki-san, show me this shops uniforms! The skirts are so short! Emphasized exposure! French maid-look waitresses! Will you just look at that?! What the hell are those breasts?! ALL OF THEM ARE OVER D-CUP!? Just as I thought! To the men who come to this shop, it's like a dream come true! Full allowance including food expenses, traveling expenses comes to an hourly wage of 1800 yen.
1800 yen? We only get 550 yen! "Application Criteria:" "Girls with breasts larger than D-cup.
" "For every centimeter larger than 95cm, 50 cents will be added to your wage.
" "Anything less than D-cup will not be recognized as breasts.
" "B and A-cup's with large stupid gaps for cleavage are absolutely out of the question.
" "Are they even really breasts?" It's not me saying it! The application criteria are only breasts? You guys are totally unqualified, no wonder they turned you away! Don't get all high and mighty on us, damn it! Saying such things just because our bust is lacking.
They wouldn't even measure B or A-cups with a ruler! On top of that, the most unforgivable is the reality of this idiotic big boobs cake shop destroying our shop! Destroy? The only guests that go there are men, right? Maybe it wouldn't be such a worry if women came to your store? Too naive! Do you really think a shop that isn't going well will survive?! We received information that the department store administration will choose which survives based on tomorrows sales! I don't even know if we'll be able to collect our cheap wages! I get it, I get it.
Kogarashi-san and I will help you out.
Really?! We're friends, aren't we? I'll sneak into Holstein as a spy, and expose our rivals weaknesses! Thank you, Naeka! Even though your boobs are huge, you're a true friend! Friendship is a wonderful thing.
I'm a little anxious about you doing this on your own, though.
Hey! Is that something you should be saying in front of me?! Well, I guess it can't be helped.
There isn't anyone else that could sneak in.
Anyone else? Alright! She's fine! We've got our second person! Fubuki-san! Let's do our best! Noooo! Disgusting.
It has a taste comparable to a love letter from an old man.
Our store manager is now, completely depressed over this battle he can't win! That's why he can only make cake with that taste! Not only he cannot win, it's not even a battle! Once again, Teacher, please help! Understood! Don't you worry, young girl! Counting in the hundreds of millions, include all foods in the world, whether they are food or not, or foolish foods.
Face my repertory of supreme Maid Guy Recipes.
Being deeply moved from delighted astonishment to dread - the ultimate dish that shakes the soul of the consumer! I, Maid Guy, will show you the true meaning of gourmet food! Teacher! Come on, let's go to the interview, Fubuki-san! That maid outfit will definitely suit you, Fubuki-san! I don't want to! I can't wear that! Fubuki-san? Fubuki-san! Now, where did she go? She was just here getting changed.
Please don't look for me.
She ran away.
Newcomer! Why are you being so slow? The morning meeting is starting.
Good morning.
Good morning! New staff will be joining today.
Don't pick on her, now! Understood! Newcomer! Y-Yes? I am Fujiwara Naeka, and I'm 17.
It's nice to meet you.
They're common even amongst average breasts.
They're a little small, but the shape isn't that bad.
Just as I expected from a special shop with nothing but huge breasts! I haven't had my breasts examined like this for as long as I can remember! This is a critical moment in our battle for remaining in this department store! Furthermore, what the heck is up with those exploding boobs?! At the end of the day, we will know which store will stay in this department store, even though we know we will be the victors.
This is the first time I've ever seen a bust measured in meters! I wonder if she can see her feet? Everyone! Keep your focus until the end! Understood, Manager! Well, then, let's practice our greetings! "Welcome home!" Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home Naeka-sama! The beautiful sweet fragrance of breasts! Amongst breast is where Fujiwara should be! Where Fujiwara is, we, the Fujiwara Naeka's Breasts Fan Club will appear! Oh? A newcomer? What a good pair! T-Thanks Well, then, let's get to it! Spy Double O Naeka! The situation is always a full house, completely jam-packed! The line outside waits for over 30 minutes to get in, and guests that don't order anymore leave quickly without complaint.
Right from early morning, the 3000 yen cake set has been selling like crazy! Newcomer! Yes? A cake set for table 3! Yes! 3000 yen for this? Gross! No one's going in over there! Are they alright? A report from our spy! "Their cakes are truly awful! End".
Understood.
Stay at it and keep us informed! Good morning, Manager! The preparations for our battle are ready! You two can leave already.
This shop is gonna close after today anyway.
Don't say that, let's fight to the end! That's right, Manager! I finally understood.
Cream, cheese and yogurt are all things you can make from breasts.
Manager? Those who control boobs can control cake! That's the law of the universe! The nature of Nature! We can't win against a store with so many breasts in it! Just a bit more! It would be fine if you just had a bit more average sized boobs! If you only had bigger boobs! Wait a minute It's no use! He left.
We'll be fine without a manager who has no will to do anything.
Let's do it with just the two of us.
You're right! Jeez, everyone's going "boobs! boobs!" As long as we have permission to sell, we'll be fine! Get out the plates and set the tables! It's gonna be hard, but the two of us can manage the floor! Yeah! Let's do it! It's your turn, Teacher! It's the grand opening of my captivating Pâtisserie World! No one's coming! Boobs is it really all about the boobs? The battle has just started! This is the job that I took on! I'm not gonna back down just because they have breasts! I'll show them my special ability! Maid Guy Trapping Voice! Huh? What is this? It's strange.
I'm suddenly really interested in that shop.
Me too.
M-Me too.
My sympathies, D'erlanger.
This match is mine! It's terrible, Manager! There's a line in front of D'erlanger! What did you say!? Wholly Baked Fruit Snake Special garnished with rose petals! So, don't hesitate and eat it all up! Sweet! It's sweet! It's wonderfully sweet, this snake! It really is! It really is! It's really delicious! And it's so fruity! A scorpion chocolate cake! What can I say about this cake! This gourmet food is moving me to tears.
Tres bien! This pie harbors the identity of the French people! Oh, the fragrance that blossoms within my mouth! This is surely the taste of flower gardens in sweet dreams! The granulated texture of snake eggs! The divine pig's head! This is the very imagery of taste that mastery of the culinary art of French desserts is! That mere low class ingredients could personify that! Alright! We've hooked them! Even outside they're starting to line up! Just as we expected, Teacher! There's nothing in this world that can compare to my Maid Guy Recipes! Every food in this society, this world, this universe, I, Maid Guy, have mastered them all! A wonderland filled with foods no one has seen before! A festival of the Gods connected through the various tastes of the universe.
This is my expression of gratitude I'm not mistaken! Let's go, Sweet Holstein! Yeah! It's about the cake, as I thought.
You don't understand anything! Just because you sell cake makes you a cake shop?! Then a shop that sells ice is an ice shop?! What? This shop's selling point are breasts! The "Breast Amusement Park"! Cake is simply to get customers in here to profit from! "Breast Amusement Park"? I'll take on this challenge! The true intensity of the breast society, I'll show you that! "Breast society"? You lot still don't understand how to show off your breasts properly! For example! Make sure, when you hold your tray, pull it close to your body and use it to hold up your even just one breast.
Newbie! You do it too! Y-Yes! I'd like to order please! Of course, I'm coming now! When you're walking, sway a lot more! Thank you very much! When you bow, show your cleavage! When you fall, land on your breasts! If you can't do that, then what are those breasts?! Are those just useless breasts?! Well, enough with the lessons! Let's keep reciting! Welcome home! This is so not a cake shop! Naeka-sama, please forgive me.
The duty of a maid is to defend their master when needed.
However however! These clothes are just impossible! I can't wait to see Fubuki-san in her Holstein outfit! Forget it! I can't let someone as inexperienced as you out onto the floor.
For now, you can massage my shoulders.
Yes, yes.
It's not working! The guests lined up at D'erlanger aren't coming here! What?! That's stupid! There's isn't supposed to be anything in this world that can outdo breasts! What should I do? I ran into this shop without even thinking! Hey, Naeka! Good work! We're doing well here now! The shop is running at maximum capacity.
Just what we expected from the Teacher! Where's Kogarashi-san? You called, Master? I'm producing a taste to match the palate and vigor of these young men! For me, Maid Guy, dealing with such youngsters is nothing! I'm more interested in what you have in your hands! You're not really going to make that two-toned animal into food, are you? I found this one in the city and managed to kill him without damaging the skin.
I, The perfect, Maid Guy! Like we could eat that! There'll be so many people angry at us, Teacher! It's too dangerous! Without Fubuki-san, he just does whatever he likes.
That reminds me, what happened to Fubuki, Master? It looks like she ran off.
Jeez.
She's become quite unskilled, that clumsy maid.
Anyway, it's terrible! That Manager is! Move! Hurry up and get me seated, you minimum size! "Minimum"? Eiko! Three cake sets! And bring them as soon as possible! See, see, she came.
What the hell is up with that attitude? That.
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is that shop's manager? At last, the commander has gotten tired of waiting and has made her move.
Salmon roe and caviar cake, with crab legs.
We call it "The Jewel of the Sea".
Call the patissier! Is there something wrong with our store's cake? Salmon roe and caviar?! It's obvious they're both fake! There's imitation crab meat here! Did you think we wouldn't notice, you palm size! Palm size?!! Miwa! Hang in there! I think you're a poor cake shop to be impertinent enough to oppose me! There's a limit to lying about your store's attraction point, or of the era of cake! Hurry up and bring out your patissier! Well, then, how about this special cake? Who the hell are you?! You're so suspicious that I'm not sure what I'll find if I rip off that mask! This is the first time we've met.
I, Maid Guy, am this store's patissier for the day.
We both are lying about our stores.
This cake is just for show! "Both"?! And I want to rip off your mask, too.
Pay attention to your breasts! My special fangs are sharp!! Cut the cake! WHAT?! A swordfish!? Manager! Damn! You came to find fault with our store, but its was for nothing, you fake-boobed manager! This special cake made by me, Maid Guy, who is obsessive about freshness! This freshness is completely different to your cakes! How mean! You tricked us! Fake breasts?! Shut up! All of your nutrients are going to your boobs instead of your head, aren't they! You idiotic boobs! Idiot boobs?! What the hell, you fake-boobed woman! When I massaged her shoulders, her stiff shoulders weren't that bad.
I thought it was weird.
Let me just say this.
Cheap silicon is poison for your body.
You should get it removed.
The Manager with the top bust and all the staff had fake breasts? They deceived us with the naive hearts! Here's our chance! Their faith in that store is destroyed! If we use this chance, we can win with one blow! Use it? How? The appeal of real boobs! To those who order cakes, will get the chance to see if these breasts are real! I'll have 10 sets! I'll have 20! I'LL HAVE 30!!! Yes, thank you very much! Stop it! You're kidding! SHE WAS JUST KIDDING! I see.
Utilizing your enemies weapons.
But with weapons, the truth is the more you have, the better.
Teacher? That lazy person over there! It's Fubuki-san! Let's hang out! Welcome home! Noooo! I'll have 40 cakes! I'll have 50! What?! I'll have 260! I'll examine Fujiwara Naeka's boobs 260 times! Of course skin to skin! Noooo! I offer you the world's best service, for those who deeply desire a blend of breasts.
Be sure to taste it because after this,the one that shall stand in your way Is me, Maid Guy.
This is complete victory! Case closed! Well then, let's toast to our victory! Cheers! I'm really thankful for you two.
The administration said we didn't have to close.
Yeah, but I was really surprised that the manager had fake boobs.
I wonder why she did it.
She probably did it to get revenge on those with big breasts.
That pain is pretty unbearable.
Even small people suffer too, don't they.
Well, it's something that I'll never understand! I got to earn some money, and I get help with my homework! I'll listen to this kind of request any time! Huh? You two? Your faces are kinda scary What? Why are you holding those chairs?! What is it? Nooooooooooooo!!! You too should EAT MAID GUY'S RECIPES! Prayer is love free of charge.
However, here, the general rule of fair exchange is tested.
Next episode: Aim for fine! Is it what lies beyond that door, will they see God? No, it's the Goddess of mercy.
Complete copy!! The Taste of France Empty~ (Top to bottom) Cake House \\ Sweet \\ Holstein (Top to bottom) Cake House \\ Sweet \\ Holstein Gallery (Top to bottom, left to right) Time, Day, Accepting applications \\ Hourly wage 1800 yen \\ Application Criteria (in background) (blue) 1cm (red) +50 yen (red/purple) D-cup (Top to bottom, left to right) Holstein \\ Application \\ Food expenses, Traveling expenses, Full allowance \\ Time, Day, Accepting applications \\ Hourly wage 1800 yen \\ Application Criteria \\ Girls with breasts larger than D-cup \\ (For every centimeter larger than 95cms, 50 cents will be added to your wage) \\ Anything less than D-cup will not be recognized as breasts \\ A and B-cup's with large stupid gaps for cleavage are absolutely out of the question.
\\ Are they even really breasts? (left) Cake Shop \\ Sweet \\ Holstein | (middle) Department store | (right) The Taste of France Locker Room Please don't look for me \\ Fubuki Holstein Mail Received \\ 1 Item The Taste of France Expression of Gratitude .
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What? Breasts Breasts amusement park? Breast society? Fujiwara Naeka \\ Age 17 \\ Days left until acquiring her inheritance \\ 136 Next Episode Today I want to see tennis \\ God Next Episode \\ Aim for fine! Kogarashi-san! I have a favor to ask! Maid Guy Tuna Cutter! He rescued the fish monger's manager from a crisis with magnificent strength.
Thank you very much! Please! Without concern for other's feelings, he single-handedly prevented a catastrophe involving the Mayor's wife and mother-in-law.
Please! And then, today! This will be fine to deal with a small fry like you! Don't underestimate me! He did it! It's a homerun! Kogarashi-san! N-No way! Kogarashi-san! You want to become Kogarashi-san's apprentices?! Are you in your right minds? The administration problem at the fish mongers! Resolving the Mayor's family problem! And then, today! He participated as a backup in the inter-city baseball tournament, and flawlessly defeated a former ace pitcher from 6th College! He's the Shuuhou town Leathal Weapon! You're so cool, Kogarashi-san! You're the hero of the town! Idle gossip is right up my alley! Those are false charges It's the duty of a maid to unite all by himself.
That's really too much.
However, I am a servant to be used by my Master.
Without my Master's permission, it is outside my professional duties to be worried over social trifles! If you have a request, first you have run it by my Master! Those previously mentioned examples I don't think you ran any of them past Naeka-sama.
Please, Naeka! The only one who can save the crisis at our part time job is Kogarashi-san! It won't be in vain.
We'll let you copy our homework as they are given! Alright, I'm in! Well, then, tell me.
What's the reason you're asking for my help? Your job is at the cake shop in the department store opposite the station, right? That's right! The fashionable sweets cafe, D'erlanger! Even talking or hearing about it makes me cry! Sweet Holstein? That's right! That's the name of our rival shop! And then! This is the cake we sell at our shop! It looks yummy! It looks fine, doesn't it? Why did your customers got stolen? We have absolutely no idea.
We even tried to infiltrate them by getting a job there! They didn't even give us an interview.
We were turned away at the door! "Turned away at the door"!? Why? Naeka-sama.
Look at this, please.
These pictures are strange, don't you think? Now that you mention it, even though it's a cake shop it looks like there are a lot of guys here.
Right! There's only men lined up! Maybe Fubuki-san, show me this shops uniforms! The skirts are so short! Emphasized exposure! French maid-look waitresses! Will you just look at that?! What the hell are those breasts?! ALL OF THEM ARE OVER D-CUP!? Just as I thought! To the men who come to this shop, it's like a dream come true! Full allowance including food expenses, traveling expenses comes to an hourly wage of 1800 yen.
1800 yen? We only get 550 yen! "Application Criteria:" "Girls with breasts larger than D-cup.
" "For every centimeter larger than 95cm, 50 cents will be added to your wage.
" "Anything less than D-cup will not be recognized as breasts.
" "B and A-cup's with large stupid gaps for cleavage are absolutely out of the question.
" "Are they even really breasts?" It's not me saying it! The application criteria are only breasts? You guys are totally unqualified, no wonder they turned you away! Don't get all high and mighty on us, damn it! Saying such things just because our bust is lacking.
They wouldn't even measure B or A-cups with a ruler! On top of that, the most unforgivable is the reality of this idiotic big boobs cake shop destroying our shop! Destroy? The only guests that go there are men, right? Maybe it wouldn't be such a worry if women came to your store? Too naive! Do you really think a shop that isn't going well will survive?! We received information that the department store administration will choose which survives based on tomorrows sales! I don't even know if we'll be able to collect our cheap wages! I get it, I get it.
Kogarashi-san and I will help you out.
Really?! We're friends, aren't we? I'll sneak into Holstein as a spy, and expose our rivals weaknesses! Thank you, Naeka! Even though your boobs are huge, you're a true friend! Friendship is a wonderful thing.
I'm a little anxious about you doing this on your own, though.
Hey! Is that something you should be saying in front of me?! Well, I guess it can't be helped.
There isn't anyone else that could sneak in.
Anyone else? Alright! She's fine! We've got our second person! Fubuki-san! Let's do our best! Noooo! Disgusting.
It has a taste comparable to a love letter from an old man.
Our store manager is now, completely depressed over this battle he can't win! That's why he can only make cake with that taste! Not only he cannot win, it's not even a battle! Once again, Teacher, please help! Understood! Don't you worry, young girl! Counting in the hundreds of millions, include all foods in the world, whether they are food or not, or foolish foods.
Face my repertory of supreme Maid Guy Recipes.
Being deeply moved from delighted astonishment to dread - the ultimate dish that shakes the soul of the consumer! I, Maid Guy, will show you the true meaning of gourmet food! Teacher! Come on, let's go to the interview, Fubuki-san! That maid outfit will definitely suit you, Fubuki-san! I don't want to! I can't wear that! Fubuki-san? Fubuki-san! Now, where did she go? She was just here getting changed.
Please don't look for me.
She ran away.
Newcomer! Why are you being so slow? The morning meeting is starting.
Good morning.
Good morning! New staff will be joining today.
Don't pick on her, now! Understood! Newcomer! Y-Yes? I am Fujiwara Naeka, and I'm 17.
It's nice to meet you.
They're common even amongst average breasts.
They're a little small, but the shape isn't that bad.
Just as I expected from a special shop with nothing but huge breasts! I haven't had my breasts examined like this for as long as I can remember! This is a critical moment in our battle for remaining in this department store! Furthermore, what the heck is up with those exploding boobs?! At the end of the day, we will know which store will stay in this department store, even though we know we will be the victors.
This is the first time I've ever seen a bust measured in meters! I wonder if she can see her feet? Everyone! Keep your focus until the end! Understood, Manager! Well, then, let's practice our greetings! "Welcome home!" Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home! Welcome home Naeka-sama! The beautiful sweet fragrance of breasts! Amongst breast is where Fujiwara should be! Where Fujiwara is, we, the Fujiwara Naeka's Breasts Fan Club will appear! Oh? A newcomer? What a good pair! T-Thanks Well, then, let's get to it! Spy Double O Naeka! The situation is always a full house, completely jam-packed! The line outside waits for over 30 minutes to get in, and guests that don't order anymore leave quickly without complaint.
Right from early morning, the 3000 yen cake set has been selling like crazy! Newcomer! Yes? A cake set for table 3! Yes! 3000 yen for this? Gross! No one's going in over there! Are they alright? A report from our spy! "Their cakes are truly awful! End".
Understood.
Stay at it and keep us informed! Good morning, Manager! The preparations for our battle are ready! You two can leave already.
This shop is gonna close after today anyway.
Don't say that, let's fight to the end! That's right, Manager! I finally understood.
Cream, cheese and yogurt are all things you can make from breasts.
Manager? Those who control boobs can control cake! That's the law of the universe! The nature of Nature! We can't win against a store with so many breasts in it! Just a bit more! It would be fine if you just had a bit more average sized boobs! If you only had bigger boobs! Wait a minute It's no use! He left.
We'll be fine without a manager who has no will to do anything.
Let's do it with just the two of us.
You're right! Jeez, everyone's going "boobs! boobs!" As long as we have permission to sell, we'll be fine! Get out the plates and set the tables! It's gonna be hard, but the two of us can manage the floor! Yeah! Let's do it! It's your turn, Teacher! It's the grand opening of my captivating Pâtisserie World! No one's coming! Boobs is it really all about the boobs? The battle has just started! This is the job that I took on! I'm not gonna back down just because they have breasts! I'll show them my special ability! Maid Guy Trapping Voice! Huh? What is this? It's strange.
I'm suddenly really interested in that shop.
Me too.
M-Me too.
My sympathies, D'erlanger.
This match is mine! It's terrible, Manager! There's a line in front of D'erlanger! What did you say!? Wholly Baked Fruit Snake Special garnished with rose petals! So, don't hesitate and eat it all up! Sweet! It's sweet! It's wonderfully sweet, this snake! It really is! It really is! It's really delicious! And it's so fruity! A scorpion chocolate cake! What can I say about this cake! This gourmet food is moving me to tears.
Tres bien! This pie harbors the identity of the French people! Oh, the fragrance that blossoms within my mouth! This is surely the taste of flower gardens in sweet dreams! The granulated texture of snake eggs! The divine pig's head! This is the very imagery of taste that mastery of the culinary art of French desserts is! That mere low class ingredients could personify that! Alright! We've hooked them! Even outside they're starting to line up! Just as we expected, Teacher! There's nothing in this world that can compare to my Maid Guy Recipes! Every food in this society, this world, this universe, I, Maid Guy, have mastered them all! A wonderland filled with foods no one has seen before! A festival of the Gods connected through the various tastes of the universe.
This is my expression of gratitude I'm not mistaken! Let's go, Sweet Holstein! Yeah! It's about the cake, as I thought.
You don't understand anything! Just because you sell cake makes you a cake shop?! Then a shop that sells ice is an ice shop?! What? This shop's selling point are breasts! The "Breast Amusement Park"! Cake is simply to get customers in here to profit from! "Breast Amusement Park"? I'll take on this challenge! The true intensity of the breast society, I'll show you that! "Breast society"? You lot still don't understand how to show off your breasts properly! For example! Make sure, when you hold your tray, pull it close to your body and use it to hold up your even just one breast.
Newbie! You do it too! Y-Yes! I'd like to order please! Of course, I'm coming now! When you're walking, sway a lot more! Thank you very much! When you bow, show your cleavage! When you fall, land on your breasts! If you can't do that, then what are those breasts?! Are those just useless breasts?! Well, enough with the lessons! Let's keep reciting! Welcome home! This is so not a cake shop! Naeka-sama, please forgive me.
The duty of a maid is to defend their master when needed.
However however! These clothes are just impossible! I can't wait to see Fubuki-san in her Holstein outfit! Forget it! I can't let someone as inexperienced as you out onto the floor.
For now, you can massage my shoulders.
Yes, yes.
It's not working! The guests lined up at D'erlanger aren't coming here! What?! That's stupid! There's isn't supposed to be anything in this world that can outdo breasts! What should I do? I ran into this shop without even thinking! Hey, Naeka! Good work! We're doing well here now! The shop is running at maximum capacity.
Just what we expected from the Teacher! Where's Kogarashi-san? You called, Master? I'm producing a taste to match the palate and vigor of these young men! For me, Maid Guy, dealing with such youngsters is nothing! I'm more interested in what you have in your hands! You're not really going to make that two-toned animal into food, are you? I found this one in the city and managed to kill him without damaging the skin.
I, The perfect, Maid Guy! Like we could eat that! There'll be so many people angry at us, Teacher! It's too dangerous! Without Fubuki-san, he just does whatever he likes.
That reminds me, what happened to Fubuki, Master? It looks like she ran off.
Jeez.
She's become quite unskilled, that clumsy maid.
Anyway, it's terrible! That Manager is! Move! Hurry up and get me seated, you minimum size! "Minimum"? Eiko! Three cake sets! And bring them as soon as possible! See, see, she came.
What the hell is up with that attitude? That.
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is that shop's manager? At last, the commander has gotten tired of waiting and has made her move.
Salmon roe and caviar cake, with crab legs.
We call it "The Jewel of the Sea".
Call the patissier! Is there something wrong with our store's cake? Salmon roe and caviar?! It's obvious they're both fake! There's imitation crab meat here! Did you think we wouldn't notice, you palm size! Palm size?!! Miwa! Hang in there! I think you're a poor cake shop to be impertinent enough to oppose me! There's a limit to lying about your store's attraction point, or of the era of cake! Hurry up and bring out your patissier! Well, then, how about this special cake? Who the hell are you?! You're so suspicious that I'm not sure what I'll find if I rip off that mask! This is the first time we've met.
I, Maid Guy, am this store's patissier for the day.
We both are lying about our stores.
This cake is just for show! "Both"?! And I want to rip off your mask, too.
Pay attention to your breasts! My special fangs are sharp!! Cut the cake! WHAT?! A swordfish!? Manager! Damn! You came to find fault with our store, but its was for nothing, you fake-boobed manager! This special cake made by me, Maid Guy, who is obsessive about freshness! This freshness is completely different to your cakes! How mean! You tricked us! Fake breasts?! Shut up! All of your nutrients are going to your boobs instead of your head, aren't they! You idiotic boobs! Idiot boobs?! What the hell, you fake-boobed woman! When I massaged her shoulders, her stiff shoulders weren't that bad.
I thought it was weird.
Let me just say this.
Cheap silicon is poison for your body.
You should get it removed.
The Manager with the top bust and all the staff had fake breasts? They deceived us with the naive hearts! Here's our chance! Their faith in that store is destroyed! If we use this chance, we can win with one blow! Use it? How? The appeal of real boobs! To those who order cakes, will get the chance to see if these breasts are real! I'll have 10 sets! I'll have 20! I'LL HAVE 30!!! Yes, thank you very much! Stop it! You're kidding! SHE WAS JUST KIDDING! I see.
Utilizing your enemies weapons.
But with weapons, the truth is the more you have, the better.
Teacher? That lazy person over there! It's Fubuki-san! Let's hang out! Welcome home! Noooo! I'll have 40 cakes! I'll have 50! What?! I'll have 260! I'll examine Fujiwara Naeka's boobs 260 times! Of course skin to skin! Noooo! I offer you the world's best service, for those who deeply desire a blend of breasts.
Be sure to taste it because after this,the one that shall stand in your way Is me, Maid Guy.
This is complete victory! Case closed! Well then, let's toast to our victory! Cheers! I'm really thankful for you two.
The administration said we didn't have to close.
Yeah, but I was really surprised that the manager had fake boobs.
I wonder why she did it.
She probably did it to get revenge on those with big breasts.
That pain is pretty unbearable.
Even small people suffer too, don't they.
Well, it's something that I'll never understand! I got to earn some money, and I get help with my homework! I'll listen to this kind of request any time! Huh? You two? Your faces are kinda scary What? Why are you holding those chairs?! What is it? Nooooooooooooo!!! You too should EAT MAID GUY'S RECIPES! Prayer is love free of charge.
However, here, the general rule of fair exchange is tested.
Next episode: Aim for fine! Is it what lies beyond that door, will they see God? No, it's the Goddess of mercy.