Kiff (2021) s01e09 Episode Script
Friendiversary/Totally Table Town
Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff ♪
(giggles)
(both laugh)
ANNOUNCER: Brought to you by
the Table Town Gift Emporium.
The one-stop shop
for any last-minute gifts.
Whoo-hoo!
-(ticking)
-And we will now commence.
Ahem. It was seven years ago
at this very moment,
that I first climbed onto
this end of the teeter-totter.
BARRY:
And it was also seven years ago
that I also climbed
onto this end.
KIFF:
And I said
"Hello, my name is Kiff."
BARRY:
To which I replied
"Nice to meet you, Kiff.
I forget my name."
KIFF:
And I said
"Well, what’s that
written on your hand?"
BARRY:
And it was my name.
KIFF:
And I said
"Nice to meet you,
Barrington Augustus Buns III.
Can I call you Barry for short?"
BARRY:
And I said
"Barry? Huh.
That’s much easier to remember
than my full name,
which I still don’t recall."
And the rest is history.
TREVOR:
And then I said
"Hi, I’m Trevor."
But I said it from the swings,
and I don’t think either of you
heard of me.
Sorry, don’t mean to interrupt.
Just pointing out
that I was also there,
-just for the record.
-Record?
Nice, well, do you want to help
out and give Barry his gift?
I’d get up to give it to him,
but I don’t want to upset
the equal balance of the seesaw,
as it represents the equal
balance of this friendship.
In other words,
identicals tentacles.
Identicals tentacles.
And now Kiff’s present.
-Happy friendiversary!
-Happy friendiversary!
We got each other
the same present?
Oh, this is incredible.
Proof of our best friendship.
Identicals tentacles.
Oh, forgot this one too.
It’s something extra.
From Barry.
Extra gift?
BARRY:
Do you love it?
Of course I do.
It’s amazing.
But now I’m down a gift.
No, you’re up one.
The extra one.
The world feels crooked.
I’ll, uh
I’ll be right back.
Reality feels off-balance now.
Huh, Kiff just ran off
without a care or explanation.
Strange.
I’m just gonna keep
Kiff’s seat warm.
I need to see your selection
of glass pumpkins, stat.
Is this a friendiversary
emergency?
I’ve trained for this.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
Bum-bum! ♪
Bum-bum! ♪
Huh, just two.
I’ll take this one.
Another friendiversary saved,
everyone!
-(bell clanging)
-(all cheer)
So, where did Kiff go again?
Not sure.
But she should be back
any moment now.
Well, I guess you’re not
totally alone.
I’m here.
You sure are, Trevor.
So are those ants
down there.
They’re here too.
Hi, guys.
Barry. My beautiful Barry.
What was I thinking?
Barry gives me a pumpkin,
so I
also get him
a worse pumpkin?
"Oh, here, Barry.
Here’s a pumpkin."
(scoffs)
Great, Kiff.
Really great.
Here. Have it.
If I plant it,
will a magical
pumpkin plant grow
and take me to the ball?
-Possibly.
-Yay!
I need something better
than a pumpkin.
I need to talk to an expert.
I thought you might be able
to answer this question.
What’s better
than a pumpkin?
Well, there’s actually
two schools of thought on that--
Yeah, scratch that.
Do you have any gift ideas?
Well, in ancient times,
people gave pumpkins--
What’s the best gift you’ve ever
gotten in your entire life?
Well, I used to think
it was my eight-year degree
in Pumpkinology,
a gift I gave myself.
But now I’m guessing
it’s this here tractor.
KIFF:
Barry’s gonna love this.
Ooh, let’s take a selfie.
Ooh, sure thing.
Smile and say "Kiff who?"
Kiff what?
What am I doing?
I can’t give Barry
this tractor.
He doesn’t have a farm. Ugh!
Why can’t I figure out
a nice little extra gift
for my best friend?
What should I do?
Friendship is a lot like pumpk--
Nope. Thanks for the tractor.
I’m going to have to borrow it
from time to time.
(engine rumbles)
-(tractor beeps)
-Bye.
Don’t worry, Barry.
I’ll find your perfect present.
This is a limited edition
issue one.
Why would I ever
part with--?
And if I don’t get
the perfect extra gift,
Barry will leave town,
change his name so he can never
speak to me again.
(sighs)
Do you have any ideas?
Yes.
(grunting)
(both laughing)
None of this is working!
(sighs)
I failed.
I guess there’s only
one thing left to do.
Oh, why are we laughing?
(train whistle blows)
I think in my heart I always
knew I would end up here.
Barry deserves a better friend
for his friendiversary.
I mean, was I seriously
gonna give Barry
this pile of rags as a gift?
-(grunts)
-(voice) Ow!
Hello there, kicky.
Oh. Oh. I’m so sorry.
Don’t worry about it.
Now what’s troubling you?
That kick to the head
was particularly sullen.
(sighs)
I don’t know.
It’s just--
What’s the best gift
you ever got?
Hmm, not sure.
Oh, well, uh, have you ever
gotten too in your head?
Second-guessing yourself
and such?
Hmm, not really.
Well, uh, have you ever made
a mess so huge
that your only choice is to
run away and start a new life?
Oddly, no.
Gee, I thought a drifter
riding the rails
would have a little
more wisdom to share.
What? I’m not a drifter.
I’m a train robber.
I’m here to rob this train.
Oh.
(sighs)
(chuckling)
Life is good.
(Kiff crying)
Oh, no, this is terrible.
Now I have nothing.
No presents, no Barry.
I totally ruined
friendiversary.
Friendiversary?
Oh, wow, I’ve screwed up
a couple of those
back in the day.
Brutal.
I wouldn’t wish that
on my worst enemy.
So you’ll give me
one of those presents back?
(sniffles)
Preferably
the Yike-see-ola shirt?
No.
But maybe I do have a little
train robber wisdom for you.
You know what’s a great present?
Is it a big pile of money?
No. It’s a hug.
Oh.
Don’t hug me.
I’m a stranger
who stole from you.
I don’t deserve a hug.
Go hug your pal.
I got to hug
this pile of presents.
(chuckles)
Train robbers.
(train whistle blows)
Barry!
No!
Of course.
Barry’s getting a new hug
from his new best friend.
It’s over for us.
He doesn’t need my old hug.
He’s probably so mad
that I ruined friendiversary,
he can’t stand
the sight of me!
Oh, hi, Kiff.
Oh, the venom
behind those words.
What took you so long?
Barry, I’m-- I’m so sorry.
I spent so long looking
for your perfect extra gift,
that I neglected you
on friendiversary.
Oh, I thought you just went
to the bathroom.
Ooh, what’s the gift?
It’s, uh-- It’s--
What’s that?
A big pile of money?
No, it’s a hug.
Aw! Lay it on me!
-Mmm!
-(chain rattles)
Hey, Kiff.
So you finally showed up,
did you?
Well, you’re too late.
Barry and I
are best friends now,
and I made this friendship
bracelet to seal the deal.
Those are handcuffs.
Eh, potato, potato.
Where’s the key, Trevor?
Oh, where did I put it?
Oh, I remember.
It’s right next to that extra
gift you got Barry.
It doesn’t exist!
I’m so sorry, Barry.
Now you and Trevor
can never be parted.
What are you talking about,
Kiff?
(gasps)
What?
But how?
Yeah, just one of the perks
of having wrarms.
Wrarms?
(laughs)
Of course!
Barry’s hands
go right to his arms,
bypassing what normal people
would call wrists.
Any best friend of Barry
would know that, Trevor.
-That’s just unnatural.
-Isn’t it?
Barry, I am so sorry
I was obsessed
with getting you
another gift.
I just needed us to be
identicals tentacles again.
But we were already
identicals tentacles.
The only gift I really wanted
was the feeling I get
when I give you something.
It’s the best feeling
in the world.
You’re right. Wow.
And to think, I could have
spent friendiversary
right here with you
on our teeter-totter.
Friendiversary
isn’t over yet, Kiff.
(chuckles)
Correct again.
Want to go on a tractor ride
into the sunset?
I know a guy.
BARRY:
Trev, you coming?
Yeah, come on, Trev.
Are you kidding?
I’m already there.
Dreams do come true!
Phase one complete.
ANNOUNCER: Brought to you
by Björns Blutooth Speakers.
Takes a slaying
and keeps on playing.
That's Björn.
(crickets chirping)
(dog barking distantly)
(computer whirs)
KIFF: Let me tell you
about Table Town.
Okay, we’re all set.
Okay, what are we doing here?
So, there’s this internet guy,
SmartyPrance116,
and he said Table Town
isn’t awesome.
(gasps)
Did you reply?
Naturally I wrote a brief essay
explaining why he was wrong.
And then I thought, no, no.
I’ve got to show him
how awesome Table Town is.
And I know just
the Tabletonians to do it.
Patty, Renée, Reggie, Candle,
Billiam, Timmy Table, Darryn.
Wait a minute,
that’s only seven.
Hmm, someone’s missing.
-I’m up here.
-Oh, hi, Trevor.
All right.
Testing, testing,
one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven.
Ooh, sorry,
I thought we were doing
the head count thingy again.
Trevor, focus.
We don’t have all day.
Yeah, my mom says
I have to be back before dark.
Okay, places, everyone.
Awesome.
Totally Table Town, take one.
-Roll sound.
-(synth music playing)
Table Town’s a place
Where dreams are made ♪
Got a taste for life? ♪
Then we’re a buffet ♪
Where people always give you
The time of day ♪
-Daytime!
-Thanks, stranger.
I’ll be on my way ♪
Great job, everyone.
Solid first take.
No notes.
You sound shocked.
I mean, you did text us video
of the choreography--
And a rough cut
of the music.
And begged us
not to embarrass Table Town.
(overlapping chatter)
Oh, that
that was just for me?
This is kind of a big deal.
That’s why I brought signs,
for subliminal messaging.
(laughs)
You guys are making Table Town
look so good!
What are we doing
for the big finale, Kiff?
All right,
picture this, people.
A gorgeous shot
overlooking all of Table Town.
And that’s where we’ll get it.
ALL:
What?
That looks pretty
precipitous.
I did not bring my
yak tracks.
Oh, we’re not going there.
We’re going there.
(hawk screams)
High. Too high.
(groans)
Guys, guys, come on.
It’s Table Town.
There’s absolutely nothing
to be afraid of.
(wind gusting)
(sighs)
There.
That’s where we’ll get
the money shot,
and end this movie
on a high note.
What’s this?
Probably a sign welcoming
independent filmmakers.
MAN: And all children
who enter, beware.
If you get lost,
Ghost Wolf
will be there.
(scoffs and laughs)
Ghost Wolf
is just Table Town legend.
There’s absolutely nothing
to be afraid of.
This old guy must be new.
Heed my warns!
Heed them!
Please?
I don’t know, Kiff.
His warns
were pretty convincing.
Forget the video.
Let’s just head back.
Forget the video?
And let SmartyPrance’s comment
go unanswered?
No way.
We can’t turn back now.
(wolf howls)
(owl hoots)
-(crow caws)
-(screams)
(whirring)
-What was that?
-Relax.
It’s just the, um,
natural sounds of Table Town.
I thought I heard some
natural sounds of Table Town
coming from Reggie earlier.
(giggling)
Do you want
to call your mommy?
(laughs)
Yes, but the service
up here sucks.
(groans)
Come on,
we’re losing daylight.
(whimpers)
(sighs)
We made it.
(synth music playing)
We have sights to see here ♪
In Table Town ♪
Bright lights at night ♪
Here in Table Town ♪
Make friends for life
Up in Table Town ♪
(growling)
Run!
(all screaming)
-(all panting)
-KIFF: Keep running.
(sniffles)
Um, I just want to apologize
to my mom
because I can’t call her
because there’s no signal
up here.
(sniffles and whimpers)
Oh! Oh, no!
(wolf howling distantly)
Ah!
(glass squeaking)
(growling)
(all scream)
(snarling)
I think we’re going
the wrong way.
Uh, follow me.
(lightning crashes)
(wind gusting)
(snarling)
(all panting)
I just need to catch my--
-(twig snaps)
-Oh!
I don’t know,
maybe SmartyPrance116 was right.
Maybe Table Town’s
not so awesome after all.
We’re fine, Patty.
Everything is fine.
Um, has anyone seen the speaker?
Okay, Kiff,
since everything is fine,
where are we?
(wind gusts)
Yeah, I have no idea.
So what you’re saying is.
the speaker’s lost,
and so are we.
Oh, that’s just great.
Oh, hey.
I think I got a signal
(screams)
Maybe we should split up,
but together?
Uh, like the buddy system?
Yes! You’re a genius, Barr.
That way we cover more ground,
find the missing speaker,
finish the video
and put it online.
Finish the video?
(overlapped chatter)
The video of us all dying!
No!
This has SmartyPrance
written all over it.
Can’t you see?
He’s trying to tear us apart.
I bet he’s behind this
Ghost Wolf nonsense.
Tricking us, making us question
our love for Table Town.
-(snarling)
-We have to be fearless.
I bet that Ghost Wolf’s
nothing more
than a cardboard cutout
and some art supplies.
Oh, no.
(screams)
(all panting)
-(growling)
-(screams)
Sorry, Reggie.
I was making those natural
sounds of Table Town.
Yeah, I know.
Table Town’s a place
Where dreams are made ♪
(synth music and singing
plays over speaker)
Table Town’s a place
Where dreams are made ♪
Got a taste for life? ♪
Then we’re a buffet ♪
(wolf croaking)
(turns music off)
(howls)
The speaker!
Ghost Wolf wants us
to finish the video!
(crickets chirp)
(helicopter propellers whirring)
We’re saved!
(slurps)
(both sigh)
Thanks for saving us, captain.
Me? I just responded
to the emergency howl.
Yeah, Ghost Wolf
is a bit of a mystery,
but he’s got a real knack
for herding kids to safety.
(laughs)
Look at them.
(crowd screaming)
All having fun
down there.
I’ll circle back
for them later.
(growling)
I was so right.
(laughs)
Everything about Table Town
is awesome!
La, la, la, la, la ♪
It’s awesome
Here in Table Town ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
In your face
We proved you wrong ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
I’ve got reception
Hi, Mom ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
(howls)
That’s why it’s awesome ♪
We love Table Town ♪
Do you have a permit
to film here?
-(typing)
-Well, that kept her busy.
And send.
-Hmm!
-Hmm!
Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Kiff ♪
(giggles)
(both laugh)
ANNOUNCER: Brought to you by
the Table Town Gift Emporium.
The one-stop shop
for any last-minute gifts.
Whoo-hoo!
-(ticking)
-And we will now commence.
Ahem. It was seven years ago
at this very moment,
that I first climbed onto
this end of the teeter-totter.
BARRY:
And it was also seven years ago
that I also climbed
onto this end.
KIFF:
And I said
"Hello, my name is Kiff."
BARRY:
To which I replied
"Nice to meet you, Kiff.
I forget my name."
KIFF:
And I said
"Well, what’s that
written on your hand?"
BARRY:
And it was my name.
KIFF:
And I said
"Nice to meet you,
Barrington Augustus Buns III.
Can I call you Barry for short?"
BARRY:
And I said
"Barry? Huh.
That’s much easier to remember
than my full name,
which I still don’t recall."
And the rest is history.
TREVOR:
And then I said
"Hi, I’m Trevor."
But I said it from the swings,
and I don’t think either of you
heard of me.
Sorry, don’t mean to interrupt.
Just pointing out
that I was also there,
-just for the record.
-Record?
Nice, well, do you want to help
out and give Barry his gift?
I’d get up to give it to him,
but I don’t want to upset
the equal balance of the seesaw,
as it represents the equal
balance of this friendship.
In other words,
identicals tentacles.
Identicals tentacles.
And now Kiff’s present.
-Happy friendiversary!
-Happy friendiversary!
We got each other
the same present?
Oh, this is incredible.
Proof of our best friendship.
Identicals tentacles.
Oh, forgot this one too.
It’s something extra.
From Barry.
Extra gift?
BARRY:
Do you love it?
Of course I do.
It’s amazing.
But now I’m down a gift.
No, you’re up one.
The extra one.
The world feels crooked.
I’ll, uh
I’ll be right back.
Reality feels off-balance now.
Huh, Kiff just ran off
without a care or explanation.
Strange.
I’m just gonna keep
Kiff’s seat warm.
I need to see your selection
of glass pumpkins, stat.
Is this a friendiversary
emergency?
I’ve trained for this.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
Bum-bum! ♪
Bum-bum! ♪
Huh, just two.
I’ll take this one.
Another friendiversary saved,
everyone!
-(bell clanging)
-(all cheer)
So, where did Kiff go again?
Not sure.
But she should be back
any moment now.
Well, I guess you’re not
totally alone.
I’m here.
You sure are, Trevor.
So are those ants
down there.
They’re here too.
Hi, guys.
Barry. My beautiful Barry.
What was I thinking?
Barry gives me a pumpkin,
so I
also get him
a worse pumpkin?
"Oh, here, Barry.
Here’s a pumpkin."
(scoffs)
Great, Kiff.
Really great.
Here. Have it.
If I plant it,
will a magical
pumpkin plant grow
and take me to the ball?
-Possibly.
-Yay!
I need something better
than a pumpkin.
I need to talk to an expert.
I thought you might be able
to answer this question.
What’s better
than a pumpkin?
Well, there’s actually
two schools of thought on that--
Yeah, scratch that.
Do you have any gift ideas?
Well, in ancient times,
people gave pumpkins--
What’s the best gift you’ve ever
gotten in your entire life?
Well, I used to think
it was my eight-year degree
in Pumpkinology,
a gift I gave myself.
But now I’m guessing
it’s this here tractor.
KIFF:
Barry’s gonna love this.
Ooh, let’s take a selfie.
Ooh, sure thing.
Smile and say "Kiff who?"
Kiff what?
What am I doing?
I can’t give Barry
this tractor.
He doesn’t have a farm. Ugh!
Why can’t I figure out
a nice little extra gift
for my best friend?
What should I do?
Friendship is a lot like pumpk--
Nope. Thanks for the tractor.
I’m going to have to borrow it
from time to time.
(engine rumbles)
-(tractor beeps)
-Bye.
Don’t worry, Barry.
I’ll find your perfect present.
This is a limited edition
issue one.
Why would I ever
part with--?
And if I don’t get
the perfect extra gift,
Barry will leave town,
change his name so he can never
speak to me again.
(sighs)
Do you have any ideas?
Yes.
(grunting)
(both laughing)
None of this is working!
(sighs)
I failed.
I guess there’s only
one thing left to do.
Oh, why are we laughing?
(train whistle blows)
I think in my heart I always
knew I would end up here.
Barry deserves a better friend
for his friendiversary.
I mean, was I seriously
gonna give Barry
this pile of rags as a gift?
-(grunts)
-(voice) Ow!
Hello there, kicky.
Oh. Oh. I’m so sorry.
Don’t worry about it.
Now what’s troubling you?
That kick to the head
was particularly sullen.
(sighs)
I don’t know.
It’s just--
What’s the best gift
you ever got?
Hmm, not sure.
Oh, well, uh, have you ever
gotten too in your head?
Second-guessing yourself
and such?
Hmm, not really.
Well, uh, have you ever made
a mess so huge
that your only choice is to
run away and start a new life?
Oddly, no.
Gee, I thought a drifter
riding the rails
would have a little
more wisdom to share.
What? I’m not a drifter.
I’m a train robber.
I’m here to rob this train.
Oh.
(sighs)
(chuckling)
Life is good.
(Kiff crying)
Oh, no, this is terrible.
Now I have nothing.
No presents, no Barry.
I totally ruined
friendiversary.
Friendiversary?
Oh, wow, I’ve screwed up
a couple of those
back in the day.
Brutal.
I wouldn’t wish that
on my worst enemy.
So you’ll give me
one of those presents back?
(sniffles)
Preferably
the Yike-see-ola shirt?
No.
But maybe I do have a little
train robber wisdom for you.
You know what’s a great present?
Is it a big pile of money?
No. It’s a hug.
Oh.
Don’t hug me.
I’m a stranger
who stole from you.
I don’t deserve a hug.
Go hug your pal.
I got to hug
this pile of presents.
(chuckles)
Train robbers.
(train whistle blows)
Barry!
No!
Of course.
Barry’s getting a new hug
from his new best friend.
It’s over for us.
He doesn’t need my old hug.
He’s probably so mad
that I ruined friendiversary,
he can’t stand
the sight of me!
Oh, hi, Kiff.
Oh, the venom
behind those words.
What took you so long?
Barry, I’m-- I’m so sorry.
I spent so long looking
for your perfect extra gift,
that I neglected you
on friendiversary.
Oh, I thought you just went
to the bathroom.
Ooh, what’s the gift?
It’s, uh-- It’s--
What’s that?
A big pile of money?
No, it’s a hug.
Aw! Lay it on me!
-Mmm!
-(chain rattles)
Hey, Kiff.
So you finally showed up,
did you?
Well, you’re too late.
Barry and I
are best friends now,
and I made this friendship
bracelet to seal the deal.
Those are handcuffs.
Eh, potato, potato.
Where’s the key, Trevor?
Oh, where did I put it?
Oh, I remember.
It’s right next to that extra
gift you got Barry.
It doesn’t exist!
I’m so sorry, Barry.
Now you and Trevor
can never be parted.
What are you talking about,
Kiff?
(gasps)
What?
But how?
Yeah, just one of the perks
of having wrarms.
Wrarms?
(laughs)
Of course!
Barry’s hands
go right to his arms,
bypassing what normal people
would call wrists.
Any best friend of Barry
would know that, Trevor.
-That’s just unnatural.
-Isn’t it?
Barry, I am so sorry
I was obsessed
with getting you
another gift.
I just needed us to be
identicals tentacles again.
But we were already
identicals tentacles.
The only gift I really wanted
was the feeling I get
when I give you something.
It’s the best feeling
in the world.
You’re right. Wow.
And to think, I could have
spent friendiversary
right here with you
on our teeter-totter.
Friendiversary
isn’t over yet, Kiff.
(chuckles)
Correct again.
Want to go on a tractor ride
into the sunset?
I know a guy.
BARRY:
Trev, you coming?
Yeah, come on, Trev.
Are you kidding?
I’m already there.
Dreams do come true!
Phase one complete.
ANNOUNCER: Brought to you
by Björns Blutooth Speakers.
Takes a slaying
and keeps on playing.
That's Björn.
(crickets chirping)
(dog barking distantly)
(computer whirs)
KIFF: Let me tell you
about Table Town.
Okay, we’re all set.
Okay, what are we doing here?
So, there’s this internet guy,
SmartyPrance116,
and he said Table Town
isn’t awesome.
(gasps)
Did you reply?
Naturally I wrote a brief essay
explaining why he was wrong.
And then I thought, no, no.
I’ve got to show him
how awesome Table Town is.
And I know just
the Tabletonians to do it.
Patty, Renée, Reggie, Candle,
Billiam, Timmy Table, Darryn.
Wait a minute,
that’s only seven.
Hmm, someone’s missing.
-I’m up here.
-Oh, hi, Trevor.
All right.
Testing, testing,
one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven.
Ooh, sorry,
I thought we were doing
the head count thingy again.
Trevor, focus.
We don’t have all day.
Yeah, my mom says
I have to be back before dark.
Okay, places, everyone.
Awesome.
Totally Table Town, take one.
-Roll sound.
-(synth music playing)
Table Town’s a place
Where dreams are made ♪
Got a taste for life? ♪
Then we’re a buffet ♪
Where people always give you
The time of day ♪
-Daytime!
-Thanks, stranger.
I’ll be on my way ♪
Great job, everyone.
Solid first take.
No notes.
You sound shocked.
I mean, you did text us video
of the choreography--
And a rough cut
of the music.
And begged us
not to embarrass Table Town.
(overlapping chatter)
Oh, that
that was just for me?
This is kind of a big deal.
That’s why I brought signs,
for subliminal messaging.
(laughs)
You guys are making Table Town
look so good!
What are we doing
for the big finale, Kiff?
All right,
picture this, people.
A gorgeous shot
overlooking all of Table Town.
And that’s where we’ll get it.
ALL:
What?
That looks pretty
precipitous.
I did not bring my
yak tracks.
Oh, we’re not going there.
We’re going there.
(hawk screams)
High. Too high.
(groans)
Guys, guys, come on.
It’s Table Town.
There’s absolutely nothing
to be afraid of.
(wind gusting)
(sighs)
There.
That’s where we’ll get
the money shot,
and end this movie
on a high note.
What’s this?
Probably a sign welcoming
independent filmmakers.
MAN: And all children
who enter, beware.
If you get lost,
Ghost Wolf
will be there.
(scoffs and laughs)
Ghost Wolf
is just Table Town legend.
There’s absolutely nothing
to be afraid of.
This old guy must be new.
Heed my warns!
Heed them!
Please?
I don’t know, Kiff.
His warns
were pretty convincing.
Forget the video.
Let’s just head back.
Forget the video?
And let SmartyPrance’s comment
go unanswered?
No way.
We can’t turn back now.
(wolf howls)
(owl hoots)
-(crow caws)
-(screams)
(whirring)
-What was that?
-Relax.
It’s just the, um,
natural sounds of Table Town.
I thought I heard some
natural sounds of Table Town
coming from Reggie earlier.
(giggling)
Do you want
to call your mommy?
(laughs)
Yes, but the service
up here sucks.
(groans)
Come on,
we’re losing daylight.
(whimpers)
(sighs)
We made it.
(synth music playing)
We have sights to see here ♪
In Table Town ♪
Bright lights at night ♪
Here in Table Town ♪
Make friends for life
Up in Table Town ♪
(growling)
Run!
(all screaming)
-(all panting)
-KIFF: Keep running.
(sniffles)
Um, I just want to apologize
to my mom
because I can’t call her
because there’s no signal
up here.
(sniffles and whimpers)
Oh! Oh, no!
(wolf howling distantly)
Ah!
(glass squeaking)
(growling)
(all scream)
(snarling)
I think we’re going
the wrong way.
Uh, follow me.
(lightning crashes)
(wind gusting)
(snarling)
(all panting)
I just need to catch my--
-(twig snaps)
-Oh!
I don’t know,
maybe SmartyPrance116 was right.
Maybe Table Town’s
not so awesome after all.
We’re fine, Patty.
Everything is fine.
Um, has anyone seen the speaker?
Okay, Kiff,
since everything is fine,
where are we?
(wind gusts)
Yeah, I have no idea.
So what you’re saying is.
the speaker’s lost,
and so are we.
Oh, that’s just great.
Oh, hey.
I think I got a signal
(screams)
Maybe we should split up,
but together?
Uh, like the buddy system?
Yes! You’re a genius, Barr.
That way we cover more ground,
find the missing speaker,
finish the video
and put it online.
Finish the video?
(overlapped chatter)
The video of us all dying!
No!
This has SmartyPrance
written all over it.
Can’t you see?
He’s trying to tear us apart.
I bet he’s behind this
Ghost Wolf nonsense.
Tricking us, making us question
our love for Table Town.
-(snarling)
-We have to be fearless.
I bet that Ghost Wolf’s
nothing more
than a cardboard cutout
and some art supplies.
Oh, no.
(screams)
(all panting)
-(growling)
-(screams)
Sorry, Reggie.
I was making those natural
sounds of Table Town.
Yeah, I know.
Table Town’s a place
Where dreams are made ♪
(synth music and singing
plays over speaker)
Table Town’s a place
Where dreams are made ♪
Got a taste for life? ♪
Then we’re a buffet ♪
(wolf croaking)
(turns music off)
(howls)
The speaker!
Ghost Wolf wants us
to finish the video!
(crickets chirp)
(helicopter propellers whirring)
We’re saved!
(slurps)
(both sigh)
Thanks for saving us, captain.
Me? I just responded
to the emergency howl.
Yeah, Ghost Wolf
is a bit of a mystery,
but he’s got a real knack
for herding kids to safety.
(laughs)
Look at them.
(crowd screaming)
All having fun
down there.
I’ll circle back
for them later.
(growling)
I was so right.
(laughs)
Everything about Table Town
is awesome!
La, la, la, la, la ♪
It’s awesome
Here in Table Town ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
In your face
We proved you wrong ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
I’ve got reception
Hi, Mom ♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
(howls)
That’s why it’s awesome ♪
We love Table Town ♪
Do you have a permit
to film here?
-(typing)
-Well, that kept her busy.
And send.
-Hmm!
-Hmm!