Kong: King of the Apes (2016) s01e09 Episode Script
Honey I Shrunk the Kong
Trust me, I'm your friend.
Bawk! Run for your lives! Finger five on it! Get it, Lucky.
Ah, don't worry, Lucky, Kong can get it.
I got this one.
Come on, Panchi, get real.
You can't lift that.
Oh, yes, I can.
But you try first.
Oh, it's on.
I give up.
My turn.
Give me a place to stand and with a lever, I can move the whole world.
- You come up with that? - No, I read it.
A guy named Archimedes said it, like, 2,000 years ago.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Don't give Kong any ideas.
He might really move the world.
Supposed to be a big storm coming.
Better get back to the tree fort.
Witnesses say the craft was hit by a lightning bolt.
Seconds later, it crashed into the bridge.
Rescue vehicles couldn't get close! We're hoping the crane can! Oh, no.
What are they going to do now? Kong says he can save them.
Yeah, if we move fast.
Let's do it, Jonesy.
Okay.
Kong's camouflaged and on his way to the spire.
Good.
The sooner we get out of this storm, the better.
That's right, Kong.
Closer.
Closer.
It's gonna be great when Kong decloaks and saves that family with the whole world watching.
Whoa.
Maybe this will finally convince people that he's not a monster.
You're mine.
Through some miracle, the craft has broken free.
Yeah, a miracle named Kong! Yeah, I knew the big guy could do it! Now, let's get out of this soup and head for home.
Oh! Kong did it! But why did he stay invisible? I thought I saw him for a sec but it was almost too quick to notice.
I don't think anybody else could see that Kong saved the day.
I have captured Kong.
Something you two mighty hunters have been unable to accomplish.
I believe we have successfully minimized his threat.
Yes, thanks to the genius of my shrinking ray, you're finally helpless in my hand.
Ow! He doesn't seem so helpless.
Hmm.
My titanium skin is far superior to human flesh.
And speaking of superior, might I remind you that without my advanced calculations, you would not have been able to create the shrinking ray.
And you would not have been able to make those calculations if I hadn't created you.
That makes me the real genius.
Doesn't it? You selling the ape or turning him over to Decker? Neither.
I plan to study this freak of nature before I dispose of him.
How do you like your new home? Behave yourself or you'll get a roommate.
Perhaps a tarantula, or maybe a hungry snake.
Have a nice day.
Okay, I'm starting to freak.
We've been searching all night and there's still no sign of Kong even with Lucky on his scent.
It's not like him to disappear like this.
Oops.
Better hit the panic button.
Bested by a two-inch ape? Botila, ready all the bionobots.
We are going on a mouse hunt.
There's nowhere to run.
Everything in here was designed to destroy you.
What are you doing? Get off of there! Curse you, Kong! You filthy ape! When I catch you, I'm gonna Ahh! Give me a place to stand, and with a lever, I can move the whole world.
If his camo gear is here, and nobody's reported seeing him, then Something must be way wrong.
Agreed.
Right now, we better hook Kong's gear to the copter and head back to the tree fort.
Then we can try to figure out what could've happened to him.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Hmm.
Danny said he thought he saw Kong for an instant.
Let's see what the camera caught.
Scroll forward at quarter speed.
Stop.
Sharpen.
Zoom in.
Stop.
Enhance and enlarge.
Hold it.
Pan right.
Advance three frames Stop.
Botila? Advance two frames.
Stop.
Whoa.
A shrink ray? Lukas, you're gonna wanna see this.
Haven't you found him yet? Still searching.
There.
Activate the squid! Get him! First thing, we gotta disable that device.
If Richard shrinks us, it's game over.
You two promise to stay in the chopper, right? You got it.
Perfect.
Now give that puny pest a one-way ticket to the end of the line.
Right on schedule.
You're running out of options, Kong.
I've got you now, you minuscule pain.
Actually, I have him.
This is it.
He's got nowhere left to hide.
It's over.
It's over all right, Richard! Lukas, good.
Let's see how well you do against me without your giant ape to save you.
I get to finish that miserable mini-monkey once and for all.
You get less human every time I see you.
Yes, thank you.
And more evolved.
You can't touch me.
Right.
Built-in force field.
Pity you have no such protection.
How about picking on someone your own size, Botila? - Huh? - You never give up.
Goodbye, Mr.
Jones.
Hey! We stayed in the chopper like we promised! Good thing, too.
Thanks, Danny.
Yes.
At least I'll get rid of one annoyance.
Oh! Oh! Dude! Force field works pretty good if you can survive 20 tons of raging ape falling on you.
Too bad the shrink ray didn't work as well.
Don't just stand there like a metal mannequin.
Call in an air strike! Already done.
Time to book it, bro.
Whoa! Don't worry, I got this! And that's how you fly a chopper! Careful, Kong! You're not tiny anymore! Good to have you back, big buddy.
Every single time! I cannot express how much I hate that ape.
Hmm.
The inability to aptly communicate is merely one of your human failings.
If I want it done right, I have to do it myself.
In one minute, I will enhance my own already superior mind to surpass your AI.
And then, you'll be as obsolete as last season's holo-phone.
Just another relic on my shelf.
Oh, no.
How clumsy of me.
What have you done, you dirty, rotten bot? The question is, what should I do now? Perhaps, Dr.
Remy, it's time to end our relationship.
Bawk! Run for your lives! Finger five on it! Get it, Lucky.
Ah, don't worry, Lucky, Kong can get it.
I got this one.
Come on, Panchi, get real.
You can't lift that.
Oh, yes, I can.
But you try first.
Oh, it's on.
I give up.
My turn.
Give me a place to stand and with a lever, I can move the whole world.
- You come up with that? - No, I read it.
A guy named Archimedes said it, like, 2,000 years ago.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Don't give Kong any ideas.
He might really move the world.
Supposed to be a big storm coming.
Better get back to the tree fort.
Witnesses say the craft was hit by a lightning bolt.
Seconds later, it crashed into the bridge.
Rescue vehicles couldn't get close! We're hoping the crane can! Oh, no.
What are they going to do now? Kong says he can save them.
Yeah, if we move fast.
Let's do it, Jonesy.
Okay.
Kong's camouflaged and on his way to the spire.
Good.
The sooner we get out of this storm, the better.
That's right, Kong.
Closer.
Closer.
It's gonna be great when Kong decloaks and saves that family with the whole world watching.
Whoa.
Maybe this will finally convince people that he's not a monster.
You're mine.
Through some miracle, the craft has broken free.
Yeah, a miracle named Kong! Yeah, I knew the big guy could do it! Now, let's get out of this soup and head for home.
Oh! Kong did it! But why did he stay invisible? I thought I saw him for a sec but it was almost too quick to notice.
I don't think anybody else could see that Kong saved the day.
I have captured Kong.
Something you two mighty hunters have been unable to accomplish.
I believe we have successfully minimized his threat.
Yes, thanks to the genius of my shrinking ray, you're finally helpless in my hand.
Ow! He doesn't seem so helpless.
Hmm.
My titanium skin is far superior to human flesh.
And speaking of superior, might I remind you that without my advanced calculations, you would not have been able to create the shrinking ray.
And you would not have been able to make those calculations if I hadn't created you.
That makes me the real genius.
Doesn't it? You selling the ape or turning him over to Decker? Neither.
I plan to study this freak of nature before I dispose of him.
How do you like your new home? Behave yourself or you'll get a roommate.
Perhaps a tarantula, or maybe a hungry snake.
Have a nice day.
Okay, I'm starting to freak.
We've been searching all night and there's still no sign of Kong even with Lucky on his scent.
It's not like him to disappear like this.
Oops.
Better hit the panic button.
Bested by a two-inch ape? Botila, ready all the bionobots.
We are going on a mouse hunt.
There's nowhere to run.
Everything in here was designed to destroy you.
What are you doing? Get off of there! Curse you, Kong! You filthy ape! When I catch you, I'm gonna Ahh! Give me a place to stand, and with a lever, I can move the whole world.
If his camo gear is here, and nobody's reported seeing him, then Something must be way wrong.
Agreed.
Right now, we better hook Kong's gear to the copter and head back to the tree fort.
Then we can try to figure out what could've happened to him.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Hmm.
Danny said he thought he saw Kong for an instant.
Let's see what the camera caught.
Scroll forward at quarter speed.
Stop.
Sharpen.
Zoom in.
Stop.
Enhance and enlarge.
Hold it.
Pan right.
Advance three frames Stop.
Botila? Advance two frames.
Stop.
Whoa.
A shrink ray? Lukas, you're gonna wanna see this.
Haven't you found him yet? Still searching.
There.
Activate the squid! Get him! First thing, we gotta disable that device.
If Richard shrinks us, it's game over.
You two promise to stay in the chopper, right? You got it.
Perfect.
Now give that puny pest a one-way ticket to the end of the line.
Right on schedule.
You're running out of options, Kong.
I've got you now, you minuscule pain.
Actually, I have him.
This is it.
He's got nowhere left to hide.
It's over.
It's over all right, Richard! Lukas, good.
Let's see how well you do against me without your giant ape to save you.
I get to finish that miserable mini-monkey once and for all.
You get less human every time I see you.
Yes, thank you.
And more evolved.
You can't touch me.
Right.
Built-in force field.
Pity you have no such protection.
How about picking on someone your own size, Botila? - Huh? - You never give up.
Goodbye, Mr.
Jones.
Hey! We stayed in the chopper like we promised! Good thing, too.
Thanks, Danny.
Yes.
At least I'll get rid of one annoyance.
Oh! Oh! Dude! Force field works pretty good if you can survive 20 tons of raging ape falling on you.
Too bad the shrink ray didn't work as well.
Don't just stand there like a metal mannequin.
Call in an air strike! Already done.
Time to book it, bro.
Whoa! Don't worry, I got this! And that's how you fly a chopper! Careful, Kong! You're not tiny anymore! Good to have you back, big buddy.
Every single time! I cannot express how much I hate that ape.
Hmm.
The inability to aptly communicate is merely one of your human failings.
If I want it done right, I have to do it myself.
In one minute, I will enhance my own already superior mind to surpass your AI.
And then, you'll be as obsolete as last season's holo-phone.
Just another relic on my shelf.
Oh, no.
How clumsy of me.
What have you done, you dirty, rotten bot? The question is, what should I do now? Perhaps, Dr.
Remy, it's time to end our relationship.