Mr. Bean (1990) s01e09 Episode Script

(Ticking) Look! ( # Rock 'n' roll) (Doorbell) Oh! - Rupert.
- Bean.
- Hubert.
- Bean.
Come in.
Take your, er, whotsits off.
Rupert, you're sitting here.
And here's your party hat.
Hubert, if you'd like to come here.
You're sitting there.
And there's your party hat.
(Giggling) Oh! Oh! (Radio ) # When you're smiling When you're smiling The whole world smiles with you Oh! The whole world smiles with you (Chimes ) (Both) Ah, happy New Year! Goodness me! Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself? Oh, I know! Go on! Should auld acquaintance Oh, just a You grab hold of his left paw Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind Should auld acquaintance be forgot For the sake of auld lang syne Hey.
Hooray! Hooray! Well, it's late.
Yes, you'd better be going.
Here we go.
Just get the knob.
- Good night.
- Goodbye, Bean.
- Good night.
- Thanks for coming.
( # Music across hall) (Girls giggling) ( # Thumping music outside ) (Neighbour) Come on, everybody! (Partygoers ) Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, onehappy New Year! Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind Should auld acquaintance be forgot For the sake of auld lang syne (Cheering) (Man ) Three cheers for Rupert and Hubert! (Cheering) (Brakes screech) (Tyres squealing) (Tyres squealing) (Tyres squealing) (Alarm clock rings ) Hello.
Hello! (Both gasp ) (Engine revs ) (Tyres squeal) Ahh! (Thud) (Straining and groaning) Whoa! Ho ho! (Bottle smashes ) (Smash) (Smash) Oh, yes.
(Sighs ) (Clattering and thudding) (Smash) (Phone ) (Ringing stops ) (Bubbles ) Oh! (Knocks ) (Explosion )