NoFilter (2023) s01e09 Episode Script

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ARARINHAS
ROUND TRIP
Honey, I can't.
It's the season finale of the show I love.
Gustavo, will you miss
my live broadcast "Master Cely"
to watch something you can watch any time?
I will.
Before Ms. Vera gives me a spoiler.
Huh?
Don't give me that look.
You always give spoilers!
Gu, what if I told you
I'm gonna go all Rodrigo Hilbert
and build my own grill?
I no longer feel bad
about denying your invitation.
I'll cook whatever you want.
I just don't want to call my dad again.
It's getting cringe.
But, why, honey? Your dad's great!
And that wraps up today's Master Ce
Baby, you're missing
the thought of the day.
In for a penny, in for a pound,
and a miss is as good as a mile.
- Are you done?
- Yep.
Please!
Honey, I can't.
I promised Sandrinha and Ms. Vera
we'd watch it
on the giant TV at the grocery store.
- It's gonna be like the movies.
- Mr. Ademar agreed to that?
Sure!
He just doesn't know it yet.
Cool. I'll have to invite my dad again.
Invite someone else, Marcely!
Who, Gustavo?
Sandrinha and Ms. Vera
will watch the show with you.
Lohana and Rubria will go to a party.
My mom won a raffle
and took Sebastiana to a spa.
Why don't you call someone
you want to cook with?
But Paola Carosella
doesn't even answer my DMs.
No, Marcely, someone closer to you.
Got it?
Maybe Max!
- Max?
- Yeah, sure.
Won't you be home alone?
Uh-huh.
There you go!
If you pick the right ingredients,
you could even hook up today.
- Do you think he'll say yes?
- I wouldn't even ask.
I'd kiss him, come on to
I'm talking about the livestream, Gustavo!
Do you think he'll say yes?
Oh
Surely, honey, everything will be fine!
Right, Ms. Vera?
#NOFILTER
MAX'S BARBERSHOP
Hey! Just a moment.
Let me ask you something.
- Cousin, quit stalling.
- Please!
How many times have you done this?
- None.
- Max!
But there's a first time for everything.
- Give me a break.
- I'm serious.
Pi Love, for example.
Imagine if someone had stopped her
from shooting her first video.
- All right. But be careful.
- Please.
Hello!
Hi! Cecely is in the house!
Do you want to try a haircut
with the blowtorch?
Honey, run away while you can.
No, I'm good. I'm happy with my hair.
I just came by to ask if you'd like
to join me for a dinner.
What? Are you calling him on a date?
Sandrinha, what date?
It's not a date or anything like that.
It's just a friend inviting a friend
to be a guest
on the Master Cely livestream.
I didn't invite you
'cause you'll watch the show with Gustavo.
And? You wanna go?
If you don't want to, it's fine.
Of course I want to
to join your livestream.
Really? That's amazing!
Amazing that a friend
supports another friend.
We must support our friends in projects,
in things of life, in their dreams.
So, at 8:00 p.m. at my place?
I'll be there.
Now, I must go.
I'll wait for you at 8:00 p.m.
Thanks.
Thank you.
- Thank you, bye.
- Love you, honey.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
- What's it?
- I'll cancel the dinner.
Marcely, don't. You'll be fine.
What will you cook for him?
Today is sponsored post day
at Master Cely.
Mr. Ademar asked me
to prepare a lasagna Bolognese
with his grocery items.
Marcely, no.
Why not? You love my lasagna.
I do!
But then I go home, put on sweatpants
and hibernate all weekend.
Why don't you do something else? Make a
a funghi risotto.
It's tasty, light, and easy to prepare.
Last week, I prepared this dish for
For Who?
- Do you have a new boyfriend, Gustavo?
- He's no one of note.
It's just a friend, I made him dinner.
Excuse me, I have to talk to Mr. Ademar.
Mr. Ademar!
Let me just talk to you.
Marcely is annoying me.
For God's sake, just don't screw it up!
Tell me about it.
But did she Why did she invite me?
I was talking about my hair, actually.
Oh, that's it.
- Why the long face?
- What do you mean?
- You're giving me this dirty.
- Stop picking on me.
- But it's true!
- I dated for a long time.
I'm out of touch. I can't tell
when someone calls me on a date.
This time, it's definitely a date.
If it were any date, I wouldn't care.
But it's with Marcely.
Marcely, your childhood crush.
How do you know that?
I overheard you whispering to Ms. Vera.
- You have such big ears.
- I really do.
But do you think I have a shot with her?
Obvious! Don't be insecure.
Who is my warrior?
I am,
and I'm confident as a king.
I think I'll cancel it.
Why? You're freaking out!
I will help you. How do I do this?
I won't have time, it'll be late
by the time I'm done with work.
It's perfect here, your TV is huge.
Let me watch it here, please!
No way! I'll watch a soccer match.
- But there's one every week.
- So what?
You'd rather lose customers
than a soccer match?
Yes, you never buy anything here!
Oh! I'm
Who said it's just me? I was gonna bring
a group to watch the show.
A group?
Yes, every week we gather
to watch the show
in a different place.
So we wanted to come here.
And it's a group that consumes a lot.
Really?
But that's okay,
I'll tell them we'll find another place.
I'll have to watch it at Wagner's bar.
No, wait. You can come here, no problem.
What about the soccer match?
There's one every week, right?
- So it's a deal?
- Yes!
I'll let the guys know. Bye, honey.
Bye.
Will you watch the show here too?
No, I won't, Mr. Ademar.
These items are for the grocery store ad.
Okay, let me just write it down here.
So you understand, right?
You walk in with your flowing hair.
I'll be fanning you to look like Beyoncé.
Get a sexy pout.
And make a lost gaze.
Like this?
- For God's sake, look at our face!
- We're great!
- Don't you want to impress Marcely?
- Sure!
There you go! Trust me, I know my friend.
Also, you have to take a drink.
- A drink?
- Yeah.
A drink? But what kind of drink?
The official dating drink, wine.
I remembered a great wine
we used to drink as teenagers.
- Boxed wine from the groce
- Hell no!
I almost got sick. Never say that again.
- Marcely loved it.
- Marcely loved it when she was 15.
Now it's a real date.
You need some good wine.
But listen, it can't be an expensive wine,
you'll look like a snob.
But it can't be too cheap,
so you'll look poor.
So what wine would it be?
Give me the money, I'll buy it.
- With interest.
- Holy cow! You're full of bullshit.
C'mon! I'll do everything myself.
Full of bullshit. Here!
SEBASTIANAPRESIDEN
THIS SPA LOOKS LIKE A HOLIDAY CLUB
Rubria, I can't believe it!
Lohana, that's life. You don't always win.
Guys, what are you doing here?
Max should be here any minute.
Put another plate on the table.
Thanks to Rubria, I won't go to the party.
- What happened?
- Ask Rubria.
Here's the thing, Lohana and me
We agreed that I would wear
these earrings she is wearing,
because they match the dress
I was going to wear.
Now I have no choice.
Are these my earrings?
They're yours.
Thanks for letting me borrow them.
- But I didn't lend it
- I love them!
Lohana, borrow whatever you want,
but promise me you'll get out of here.
Hmm, I don't know
So I want these earrings you're wearing.
The earri
These
Happy?
Hmm. Sort of.
And I think these earrings go better
with that dress you're wearing.
But I'm all dressed up!
I think I heard the doorbell.
Okay, guys.
Come on, Ms. Vera!
- Hi, Nati!
- I don't want to be late.
Ooh!
Hmm.
Check it out! I like it, Mr. Ademar.
All this finesse is for us?
It's not exactly for you.
Where's everyone else?
They're coming!
"Everyone else?"
Just sit down, smile, and wave.
Bring us a beer, Mr. Ademar!
Wait, I'll answer the door.
I'm coming!
Dad? What are you doing here?
Our livestream is today, did you forget?
I'm full of good ideas.
Recipe of the day,
olive tapenade.
Here. We'll make an "olivinade."
I
- Oh no!
- Who is it?
It's I
Mr. Mumu?
- What's up, Max? What are you doing here?
- I was invited.
Yes. So let me explain.
Dad, I forgot to tell you
I would have another guest
on the livestream.
Huh.
It's okay, right?
Of course, baby!
I think it's a great idea!
Two guests are better than one, right?
Come on in.
Excuse me.
Good evening.
Good evening.
He took the livestream so seriously
that he came all dressed up.
He even brought a wine. Let me see.
And it's a good wine.
It's no big deal.
Are you trying to hit on me?
It's no big deal.
What time does the show begin?
- It's about to start. I'm excited.
- Me too.
And is it only you guys?
See? They are calling!
They must be trying to find the place.
- They got lost. This is crazy.
- My phone also rang.
I'll be right back.
Honey, you just saved me.
Listen, I completely forgot to tell my dad
that Max was coming to do the livestream,
and he just got here.
What do I do now?
Did you call your father to your date?
How cute!
- Gustavo, I'm serious.
- What? What is Mumu doing there?
I don't know. I told you it wasn't a date!
Why did I listen to you?
- What do I do?
- What do I do?
Honey, this is not good.
Relax!
Take advantage of this opportunity
to win over your future father-in-law.
Got it?
So no matter what happens
- Mumu has to stay!
- Mumu can't stay!
How will I kick my own dad out?
Marcely, I don't know, ask nicely.
Mumu will understand.
You have to approach Mumu, you know?
Be friendly and funny. Find a way!
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Another beer?
- Please!
- This place used to be better!
- Yep.
Who was it?
An annoying ex-boyfriend. And you?
Same! Nothing on Tinder, right?
Yeah!
- Do you think I'm stupid?
- What do you mean?
- Ms. Vera told me everything.
- Huh.
- You can't help yourself, huh?
- Oh!
Max, do you like memes?
What do you mean?
I have a bunch of kitten memes
on my phone.
Look.
It's really cute!
Look at this!
- Very good.
- I love this one!
What are you doing there?
I'm showing Max hilarious memes.
Look at this one!
Cat memes again, right?
But I'm loving it.
Mr. Mumu has wonderful references.
You should see. Really cool stuff.
I know. I've seen it, there's one
"Good morning!" He sends it every day
in the family group chat.
- He's loving it.
- I am.
Cool. Dad, let me tell you something.
I was thinking over there,
while arranging the olives
that two guests
on the livestream won't be so cool.
One would be better.
Max, watch this one
with the kitty playing basketball.
Hold it.
Baby, are you going to get rid of Max?
Your mother and I
didn't raise you like that.
The boy came all dressed up and perfumed.
Yeah, I saw it.
No, it's No, Dad.
Since it's Max's debut on Master Cely,
I thought it'd be nice for him to stay,
and for you to leave.
Are you kicking me out?
No, it's not that.
I only ask that, this time,
unlike all the others since the beginning,
you don't participate.
- Okay, baby, it's all right. I understand.
- Okay.
I'm leaving. Bye.
Mr. Mumu, what's that? Hold on!
- Without Mumu there is no livestream!
- Huh?
I didn't want to say anything,
but Max is right.
Marcely, I'm sorry,
but if you have to choose just one guest
- I'd rather leave. Mr. Mumu stays.
- No!
- He stays!
- It's not
- No!
- Mr. Mumu should stay.
Easy, people. Calm down, Max.
I have an idea.
Let's divide up the tasks, huh?
One cuts,
the other washes, the other cooks.
In the end, we all eat together.
So we all participate in the livestream!
I think it's great!
The lasagna is already in the oven.
- I gotta start the livestream.
- I love lasagna.
But shouldn't we prepare
the food together?
Dad, the lasagna's already in the oven.
If we cook together
the livestream would take too long.
The guest just needs
to take it out of the oven,
and I'll put the recipe in the comments.
I don't want the livestream to go wrong.
Baby, look at us here, it can't go wrong.
It can't go wrong.
Marcely, come here.
- There's a
- Hold the olives, please.
That kitten
- Want some olives? They're tasty.
- I'm not a big fan of olives.
Calm down.
So, what's for dinner?
- Weren't you going out?
- Yeah, but we missed our ride.
Call an app driver!
Mm-mm. We can't.
Our credit cards are blocked.
- Taxi.
- We don't have money.
That's why our cards were blocked.
So sad.
You know what?
It's better not to insist. As Mom says,
maybe it was a blessing in disguise.
Blessing in disguise? Heavenly Father!
Father!
Dad can take you.
No! Last time he wanted to stay
and acted like he was young.
Lohana, I'm ready for action!
Let's go.
Please Lohana, I'll do whatever you want.
Hmm.
Okay, I sacrifice for you.
But, come to think of it,
one last little thing.
I wanted a son
- No way, Lohana.
- But you'd have other issues
- I won't allow it!
- Jeez, Marcely, dammit!
Dad always does everything for you,
and today he can't help me?
Hey, what's up, girls?
Here's the thing,
we missed our ride to the party,
and I think someone could take us there.
It's absurd! It's absolute nonsense, Dad.
They want you to take them to the party
and not participate in my livestream.
For the love of God,
Mumu is the star of the livestream.
Mumu is very important and
Is Lohana wearing your dress?
Dad, please do it for me.
Please, just this once!
Baby, you know what?
Today is Cely's dad day.
It looks bad
if I don't show up on the livestream.
Really. It looks awful.
- I think so.
- Terrible.
- It's unacceptable, I'd say.
- Marcely
- Okay, I get the point.
- It's bad.
So we'll have to go alone,
walking through those deserted,
dark, and dangerous streets.
I hope you don't feel guilty
if something happens to us.
Relax, Mr. Mumu. I'll take them.
- No!
- Why not, girls?
Well, it's because
Because you're a beanpole, Max.
You don't frighten anyone.
- Sorry.
- She's right, Max.
Baby, forgive me,
but, this time, your sister is right.
She didn't get over the divorce
as well as you did, she got
Dad, I'm here, I'm listening.
I have an idea!
What if we eat before you leave?
So everyone participates
in the livestream.
- Shut up! Stop giving ideas!
- But that's a great idea.
- No, it's not a great idea because
- No, it's not.
women don't pay until 9:00 p.m.
- Right, Rubria?
- Exactly!
And I'm broke this month.
Either I pay for the entrance
or I pay for the drinks.
And if I can't buy drinks,
I won't be happy. So I'm not going!
Which means you better leave soon.
The place is really far way, it's lejos.
You'll be late.
Okay. Max, don't drop the ball.
- Come on!
- I got it.
- Go!
- It'll be hard!
See you.
Bye. Goodbye!
Mr. Mumu is quite a guy, isn't he?
- My dad, he is
- He's funny.
He is.
Uh-huh.
Finally alone.
- What?
- Phone. Where's my phone
- So we
- Oh, we
- So we'll be able to do our livestream.
- True, right?
- I'm starving.
- Are you?
Starving.
What's this?
- The lasagna!
- My gosh! The lasagna!
PILOVEOFFICIAL
CHEERS
Gustavo, my perfect romantic dinner,
happily ever after, is a disaster.
The lasagna burnt to a crisp.
I told you not to make lasagna!
- You did.
- Marcely
You should listen to me. I'm always right.
- I know
- I'm serious.
- Help me, for God's sake.
- Thanks.
Honey, I have to hang up, okay?
Ms. Vera, are these your friends?
- How cute! How are you?
- Thanks.
- How are you?
- Fine.
- You're in my seat.
- You know that saying, dear?
- What saying?
- "You snooze, you lose."
Beat it.
The beer was mine too.
Cely, are you okay?
Well
Max, I have to tell you something.
So do I.
- I canceled the livestream.
- What? Oh, the livestream
I overcooked the lasagna.
That's okay. I like the corners crunchy.
Max, it burnt to a crisp. Smell the
Got it? You can leave if you want.
No! Hey, Marcely, you're Cely No Filter!
- So what?
- That's what you have to show, the truth!
And what will we eat at Master Cely?
The usual plan B. Pizza.
Yeah, we love pizza.
The crispy edges that we like
- Max
- What?
You said you also had
something to tell me.
It's
I hate lasagna.
What?
That's it, I hate lasagna.
- That's crazy!
- Crazy, right?
- You made it, and I didn't say anything.
- That's crazy.
- I think we should order the pizza.
- Yeah, we should.
- Before the rain starts.
- Definitely.
- I'll order the pizza.
- Okay.
After a while,
it'll get harder to be delivered.
I can't believe it. How shameful.
What's wrong with me?
- Hi, sincerers, what's up?
- Hi! What's up?
We are here today to announce
To announce
Say it.
That the Master Cely livestream
was a disaster.
- Yes.
- Everything went wrong, people.
- So wrong. Look at this.
- Take a closer look.
The smell is making me dizzy.
- It's really bad in here.
- Yeah. Let's
Anyway, we had to order a pizza
so we don't starve.
These things happen, right?
Who could have imagined
a livestream
would take this direction?
And I really planned a
- A perfect livestream, but then
- Me too!
I got all dressed up.
Put on cologne and everything.
I got really nervous. I haven't been
on a livestream in a long time.
But, last week, didn't you do
a livestream with Sandrinha?
That was something else.
With you, it's different.
- Yeah. Let's see the comments.
- The followers.
PAULA88
THAT'S CONFUSING, GUYS!
NIGRITITA
THEY KEEP SAYING "LIVESTREAM"
MARIFERNANDES8
CHECK THE OVEN, MAYBE IT'S BROKEN
- No
- Yeah
Well, as you know, I'm sincere,
and I can't lie to you.
So I came here to tell you
the whole truth about what happened
on the livestream.
The truth is
that the livestream went wrong.
Yeah.
But at least I was very well accompanied.
- The doorbell!
- Hey!
- I gotta go. Bye.
- Go.
- You'd better go.
- Okay.
- Gosh, I thought you were
- What are you doing here?
- It's a funny story.
- It's hilarious.
We got kicked out of the grocery store.
Ms. Vera, can't your friends
go easy on their cigars?
Excuse me?
- Hmm
- Hmm, what?
Please!
Let me watch my show!
- Switch to the soccer match!
- Do you wanna see the match?
- The customer is always right.
- Exactly.
- Ms. Vera, switch to the game.
- Come on!
No one touches the TV!
Give me the remote!
- Give it to me!
- Easy. No!
- Give me the remote now!
- Ouch! No!
Ouch! She's hitting me!
You ran away from a bunch of old ladies?
Saying it like that, it sounds ridiculous,
but they were scary.
Even Ms. Vera,
who is their friend, ran away.
But why did you come here?
Because you asked for my help!
Is that the pizza?
Pizza?
Hi!
It's you.
It's They just came to get some towels,
but they're already leaving.
Right?
- Totally! It was exactly that.
- Uh-huh! Yeah.
- Towels.
- What's up guys?
- Don't you have towels at home?
- Jeez, so rude.
- He's teasing us now?
- For no reason.
We do have towels at home.
- But the ones here are better.
- Got it.
By any chance, are you going to use
that TV back there?
No, we won't.
Nobody will watch TV here.
Oh
Okay then. Now that we've got the towels,
we'll dry ourselves
and go back to the rain.
- Oh
- Oh
Are you sure?
- Really? Don't you wanna stay a while?
- What?
- No! We're already leaving.
- We have to go away.
Let's go, Ms. Vera.
The family has arrived.
So you guys are early.
The party was cancelled. It was outdoors.
No! I mean, no way.
Alas, it would be a great party.
What a pity!
Baby, I saw your livestream on the way,
and it wasn't good.
You two seemed tense. Max was stiff.
- He really was.
- You missed me, right? I know.
Will you forgive me?
Oh, all right.
To redeem myself, I went by the pizzeria
and bought some pizzas,
so we can eat together.
- Great, isn't it?
- Woo-hoo!
- Wow, great, Mr. Mumu. Fantastic!
- Cool!
It smells good, Mr. Mumu.
Too bad we were leaving.
Guys, there's enough for everyone!
Come on, guys.
Should we?
- Come on in, guys.
- Wow!
- Where's the remote, Marcely?
- Is there any wine left?
- Max, what wine is this, bro?
- It's all right, honey.
It's not a good one.
What were you shooting, Marcely?
- Can I open the fridge?
- Are there plates?
Maybe some other time.
Their cigars were this big.
- It's what we have.
- Yeah, let's go.
Discard!
Jeez!
Oh, let me see.
Girls, it was great having you here,
but now we can wrap up, right?
No, we cannot!
The night is just beginning.
Nobody is gonna wrap anything up!
Go get us cookies!
Must I say it again?
It was a disaster.
No problem. At least we had fun.
Yeah, I'm glad
- Max!
- What?
This wine is kind of good,
but I prefer the boxed wine
your dad sells at the store.
Next time, bring that one!
Dad, don't!
Relax, don't talk to your dad like that.
- Mr. Mumu, I'll get you several of them.
- Thanks, Max!
I'll get it.
Guys, good evening.
The things at the grocery store
got out of hand.
Can I stay here with you?
- Come in.
- Sit down.
- There's pizza over there. Sit down here.
- I'll get a chair.
Yeah, thanks.