Phineas and Ferb s01e09 Episode Script

Behold! Feast your eyes upon the fashion of the future! Hey, Candace.
What'cha watchin'? Only the latest looks from the world's greatest fashion designer, Gaston Le Mode.
I don't get it.
Why would anyone want to wear such goofy looking clothes? It's not goofy! Fashion designers create art.
That people live in.
Hmm.
I never thought of it that way.
Ferb, put the Cold Fusion Reactor on hold! I know what we're gonna do today! As now, to my world tour, I, Gaston Le Mode, will be at the Googolplex Mall! today! Stacy, I know what we're gonna do today! testing Agent P, you're early! Carl, cut to close up! Oh.
Basically, Doofenshmirtz has been acting up again.
He's stockpiling the usual strange and unrelated items.
This time, it's copy machine and ink cartridges by the thousands.
We need you to find out what's going on right away.
Okay, Ferb.
If we're gonna tackle this fashion design thing, we've gotta do something really special.
It has to be cool.
Comfortable.
And undetectable by radar.
Something that absolutely screams summer! Ah, I think you're on to something, Ferb! Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Ferb and I are working on designs for our new clothing line.
Take a look at what we've got so far.
Very impressive! Need any help? The Fireside Girls and I are trying to get our sewing badges.
Excellent.
Let's go! (Song: Forever Summer) Forever summer Forever summer (Summer) (All the time) (Summer) (All the time) Forever summer Never fall Sometimes spring Forever summer Woo hoo! Forever summer Doofenshmirtz Evil Dirigible! Perry the Platypus! Let me show you something, "Mr.
I Break Through Walls Whenever I Want"! There you go.
Oh, one more thing! Oh, look! I have captured the rare "Duct-Taped Platypus"! You know, like duck-billed and Never mind.
Anyway, let me show you my evil plan.
I call it the Copy and Paste-Inator! There is nothing I hate more than waiting in line.
All the time wasted in stores, and amusement parks, where I could be spreading more evil in the Tri-State Area! I will make copies of myself, and they will do the waiting for me.
I know, it sounds a little bit crazy but, look! You're all tied up.
And I am stepping into a giant copy machine to make duplicates of myself.
Who's crazy now? There it is, The world's most famous runway of Gaston Le Mode.
Oh, Stacy, can you imagine the glamorous life of a supermodel? Hi, I'm Candace.
I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers.
You know, being a supermodel is hard work; the bright lights, the deafening applause, and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money.
That's why I start every morning with Candace O's.
Candace O's.
Part of a nutritious breakfast.
Candace? What? Candace O's? I really shouldn't fantasize on an empty stomach.
Finally! After years of bitter struggle, I, Gaston Le Mode, have created the ultimate design; The ne plus ultra in haute couture.
But alas, I cannot find a single model with a neck long enough to complement my design.
Sorry, Gaston, but only someone with a freakishly long neck could fit into-- Yes.
Everyone is sorry.
Where will I find that swan-like neck? Pardon, monsieur, I have great news! A Jerry Lewis marathon on TV tonight? I wish! But no.
Better yet, I have found her! Hi.
Look at this! Mon dieu! It is perfection! You are my "coup de crayon.
" Your "coup de crayon"? Cool! Allez! Allez! Let's get you to makeup.
I think I just tanned my eyeballs.
Ugh.
Now, with a push of a button, I will make history! By the way, do you like my mural? I did it myself.
It's a silhouette of me going All right, let's see, now.
Oop, needs a little more toner.
Oh, copy jam.
Uh Why is it when people copy their butts, it comes out perfect? We're almost ready.
now, let me see.
Oh! Absolutely beautiful! Oh, why, thank you! Now, wait right here while I introduce you to the crowd.
Package for Gaston Le Mode.
Is it a poster of Jerry Lewis? I wish! All right, all right.
But this better be important.
Ooh! Gasp! This design! It's comfortable.
Cool.
And undetectable by radar.
It absolutely screams summer! This isn't new! I've seen this before! Do you know who designed it? We did, sir.
It's part of the Phineas and Ferb: Summer All The Time collection.
C'est magnifique! What are you guys doing here? It's all thanks to you, Candace.
We thought fashion design was lame, but you convinced us to give the glamor world a chance.
But-but-but-but-- Mademoiselle, Candace, there has been a change in plans.
You will put this on, s'il vous plait.
I-I-I-- Or you could wear this.
Not in this life! Sayonara, amigo! I am so telling Mom, and you guys are so busted! I'm okay! But mademoiselle! Sigh.
Okay, ladies, time to get changed and strut your stuff.
Thank you, Gaston.
(Song: Forever Summer) Ladies and gentlemen, I, Gaston Le Mode, am proud to present this stunning new collection Summer All The Time.
Forever summer (Summer) (All the time) And to give a big hand (Summer) to the designers, ( All the time) my latest discovery, Phineas and Ferb! Sometimes spring Forever summer Wow, Ferb.
Our designs have really caught on.
Everyone who is anyone is now wearing Summer All The Time.
Not a bad morning's work.
Nice outfit, handsome.
You are on fire.
When Mom hears about this-- Hey, wait a minute.
Where did you get those outfits? These? Why, there're the only the latest hit designs from the Summer All The Time collection.
Everybody's wearing them.
I mean, jeez, where you been? "Phineas and Ferb, The Kings of Couture!"? That was fast.
Candace? There you are! Stacy? You left your cell phone and your clothes in there.
Stacy? You too?! You look just like Ferb! Wow, thanks, Candace! Most of this is a genuine label, but the shoes are total knockoffs.
I heard there's a riot uptown at this one store that got a fresh shipment.
I gotta run before they sell out.
Bye! Oh, and Candace? Friendly tip; That Gaston stuff is so 42 seconds ago.
Ugh! You see, Perry the Platypus, a whole army of Doofenshmirtzes! Perfect copies of me! Hiya, handsome.
Right back at ya, fella.
You, here! Go grab me some corn dogs! Sure thing! You, fetch me some movie tickets! You bet your britches! And you, go ride that new rollercoaster a couple of times, okay? Okie-Dokie! Oh, me too! Go, go, my facsimiles! Go wait in line so I never have to! Geronimo! Whoopee! Santa Claus! Native American icon! Hey, there's the mall! Well, that was fun! Ooh, what fun! Oh, I landed in a puddle.
Look at the puppies! Hey, you see what these people are wearing? Some kind of retro pharmacist outfit.
I feel so 2 minutes and 5 seconds ago.
Hey, let's get back in style! Now I have two! Aren't they adorable? How about you jump, and fetch me something too, huh? Something like, um your doom? Hey, don't hurt the little bunny rabbit.
How did you get out of the trash, you drop-out bohemian? I'll be right back.
I've got some deleting to do.
That's right, tremble, my rejected friend.
Oh no! I pushed the "Delete All" button by mistake! Look what you made me do! Oh, guess who's paying for this! What is this? Hey, why did you jump out that-- Oh, you clever, little plat-- aah! Well, that wasn't very bright! Now we're both going-- CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! Agent P! Come on, Mom, you want to see something crazy?!! Oh, I think I'm looking at it Look, Mom! You see?!! So you dragged me all the way down here for a pharmacist convention? Face it, mon ami, your designs are so 3 minutes and 37 seconds ago.
Oh, well.
We had a great time.
Hey, Gaston? What's with the new outfit? Are you kidding? No one's claiming this look yet! I have to get out in front of this thing and take credit for it all.
That's how you stay ahead in this business, kid.
Au revoir! Well, Phineas, I still like your style.
Thanks.
Hi, Mom! Oh, look.
We're all here.
Why don't we get some lunch? I think there's a pizza place right over there.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Yeah, go ahead.
Eat all you want.
My dreams are smashed to pieces, and all you can think of is food! Well, just remember, Gaston said I'll always be his "coup de crayon".
You do realize that that's French for "pencil neck"? Phineas and Ferb