Puppy Dog Pals (2017) s01e09 Episode Script

(theme music playing)
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies
-They bark
and chase at you
-Both: Bark! Bark!
And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions
A couple puppies can use
-But when Bob's away
-See you later, pups!
The pups
will play-ay-ay
On a mission
'round the world
Tryin' to save the day
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(record scratching)
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(barking)
(Bingo and Rolly speak)
Come on, you guys.
Let's take a look
at my special calendar
and see what's happening today.
I can't wait to see
what's happening today.
Especially 'cause you and I
are always happening.
Bingo:
There we are!
Rolly:
Looking good!
Oh! Today's the big parade
right through
the center of town.
Oh-ho! I designed
a special balloon for it
and everything.
Ooh, I love balloons!
Especially
specially designed ones.
Except I won't be able
to see it.
Well, that calls
for a "What?"
I need to come up
with a new invention
and I'm gonna be working
at my desk upstairs
until I invent it,
which means that everything
I love about a parade--
all the marching
and the music and the noise
I'm gonna miss it.
Well, I'll see you guys
after I invent something,
as soon as I figure out
something to invent.
I feel bad for Bob.
He'll be standing up there
all day long not being able
to go see the parade.
It's too bad he can't just
just see the parade
from the house.
Rolly, that's a great idea!
It is?
You're gonna have
to tell me what
that great idea is.
We could put together
a different parade
and bring it right by the house.
That way Bob can see it
when he looks outside.
(gasps) That sounds like
it could be our mission!
That is our mission,
so let's go!
Wanna come with us, Hissy?
We're gonna go find some noise
and music and marching for Bob!
No thanks,
my calendar's pretty full.
I've got a big nap planned
from now until dinner.
-(barking)
-Both: Let's go!
(laughing)
-On your bark
-Get ready
Got a lot to do
-It's gonna be
an awesome adventure
-Whoa!
We're super-duper-extra
Overly excited to be
Going on a mission,
going on a mission
Five, four, three, two, one!
(laughing)
Both:
Let's go!
-Woo-hoo!
-(laughs)
Both:
Yeah! (barking)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Yahoo!
We're going on a mission,
going on a mission
-Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
-Yahoo!
-We're going on a mission,
going on a mission
-(both laughing)
Remember everything
that Bob said he liked
about a parade?
Let's see,
he likes marching and music
and noise.
So we'll start with
the first one.
We need to find
something that marches
and bring it to Bob.
Something that marches,
something that marches
Woman:
All right, children, line up.
Back to the classroom we go.
Bow to the wow,
they're marching!
Yeah! If we can get them
to follow us home
and march past Bob's house,
he can see a parade
like he wants!
But how are we gonna
get them to follow us home?
I guess we could
just ask them.
Could all of you
maybe follow us
back to our house?
-Puppies!
-(giggling)
Come on, children!
Back in line!
-And follow us!
-Forward, march!
Both:
March, two, three, four.
March, two, three, four.
Where'd they go?
Our parade marched off
without us.
So we'll have to find
something else that Bob
likes about a parade
and take that to him instead.
Something that makes
either music or noise.
And I know where
to find both!
Come on, Rolly.
Both:
March, two, three four!
March, two, three. Stop!
A music store,
with all kinds of stuff
that makes noise and music!
We should figure out
which is the noisiest one
and take it back
to be in Bob's parade.
Hmm it could be
that one, or that one.
-Maybe it's-- Ah!
-(horn blows)
This one's pretty noisy.
So I've heard.
But that one looks
even noisier!
Drums are super noisy,
except I don't know how
to get noise to come out of one.
-(drum beats)
-(shouts)
(shouting slowly)
I really like this place!
This one's just kind of a box.
Rolly:
Doesn't look like
it makes any noise at all.
What's this thing do?
-(amp blares note loudly)
-(both shout)
Rock 'n' roll!
I guess now we know
what that thing does.
It makes music
and noise,
which is exactly what
Bob wants.
Hey, let us in!
Sir, excuse me!
Uh, do you repair kazoos?
Sure, but come back tomorrow.
I'm closing early
to see the parade.
This is terrible.
I know, a broken kazoo?
How is she gonna get by?
And without any
noisy instruments,
we'll have to think of
some other noisy musicy things
for Bob's parade.
♪
Okay, what's something
we can bring Bob
that marches and makes noise?
Because that's what
he likes about a parade.
(quacking)
You think of anything yet?
Nope. You?
I don't think so.
(quacking)
It's kind of hard to concentrate
with all that noise around here.
Yeah, all that
"quack, quack, quacking"
makes it hard to do
any think, think, thinking.
(quacking continues)
Could you ducks please stop
marching past here and
making so much noise?
Yeah, we're trying to think
of something that marches
and makes a lot of noise.
Wait a minute.
These ducks could be
our parade for Bob!
These ducks could be
your what for who?
You can go past Bob's house
marching in a line
so he can see a parade today
like he wanted.
Sorry, we're ducks
on a mission.
Hey, we love missions!
We need to find ourselves
a new park to live in.
That's why we're looking
here, there, and everywhere.
We know a park
that'd be perfect for you.
And best of all, you have to go
right in front of Bob's house
to get there.
Which means
he could see you march.
Uh, maybe.
Let me quack it over
with the family.
(ducks quacking)
Quack,
quack, quack.
You got yourselves a deal.
You show us the park,
and we'll be your parade.
-(marching band
music playing)
-Forward, quack!
Bob's gonna be so happy
when he looks out his window
and sees we brought
a parade right to him.
Yup, with marching
and noise and--
Wait, what about music?
You and I know how
to make music.
Yeah, so let's
make some right now.
Everybody, everybody
out of the way ♪
Cause puppies and duckies
going on parade ♪
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
-(quacks)
-Puppies and duckies ♪
Who's that walking
in a nice straight line? ♪
Puppies and duckies ♪
Rolly:
Quacking and waddling
and stepping in time ♪
Who's that leading
the pack up front? ♪
Puppies and duckies ♪
Just a couple of puppies
doing the puppy dog strut, uh! ♪
(marching band music playing)
Oh, oh, oh ♪
Quack, quack, quack ♪
Ay, ay, ay ♪
Quack, quack, quack ♪
Puppies and duckies
going on parade, ha! ♪
Before we can cross the street,
we have to look both ways.
Then, if no cars
are coming, it's safe to go.
Looks okay.
Everyone, be careful.
Let's go!
(quacking)
Uh-oh,
that duck is still
in the crosswalk.
I need to make sure the cars
go in a different direction
until she gets across safely.
Hehe, there you go
little duckling.
(quacking)
Keep marching!
This way!
(quacking)
We're gonna keep going
all the way past our friend,
Cagey, at the pet store
and then past Bob's house
right after that.
This parade
is gonna be awesome!
All march-y and noise-y
and music-y and yeah!
(air whooshing)
Bingo, did this sidewalk
suddenly get all floaty feeling,
like we're on
a great big balloon?
Because the two of us
are floating on
a great big balloon!
Uh, do you want
us to wait for you?
No, you should probably
go on ahead without us.
When you get to the pet store,
ask Cagey the guinea pig,
"Which way to the park?"
Then you'll march
right past Bob's house
like a parade!
Pet store, Cagey,
Bob's house, park. Got it.
(quacking)
-What kind of balloon
is this, anyway?
-I'm not sure,
but that collar
is exactly the same
as your collar.
And that ear
looks like your ear.
And the whole thing
has the same colors
as you and me!
Rolly, this is a Bingo
and Rolly balloon!
Rolly:
Bow to the wow, wow, wow!
Bingo:
This must be the balloon
that Bob designed
for the parade.
Rolly:
Which means we're in the parade!
-(firetruck horn blares)
-Can we see the ducks
from up here?
We can see everything
from up here!
That park you're looking for
is straight down there
and around the corner.
Just keep marching,
you can't miss it.
Quack you very much.
Bingo:
There they go the one way.
Rolly:
While this parade's
gonna go the other.
(quacking)
It's those ducks again.
I better make sure this parade
goes in a different direction
so they can be safe.
This looks like a nice place
to watch the parade.
Sure is. We'll get to see
the whole thing from here,
starting with
the shiny, red firetruck.
They're making the parade
go a different way, Frank.
Now we'll have to move
to another place to watch it.
But at least we get to see
those cute little duckies.
Quack, quack, quack,
little duckies! Quack, quack!
Rolly:
Those ducks made it
across the street.
-Yay!
-Which means they'll be
going right past Bob's house.
High-paw! Whoa!
Whoa, what happened?
Bingo:
We're going around that corner,
into the direction
of the parade.
Yeah, now we're going
the same way as the ducks.
(horn honks)
(firetruck horn honks)
Great gears!
What is that?
Bingo, the parade's going
in front of Bob's house!
So we need to get off this thing
and go tell Bob. Come on!
You can see the parade
right in front of our house.
On your bark
-Get set
-Go!
Bingo:
Balloon slide!
Bingo! Rolly! Hissy!
-Bob!
-Hey, Bob!
Hoo-hoo! Oh, you're not
gonna believe what's outside!
It's the parade, we know!
We brought it here
so you could see it.
-(barking)
-Put your tails
in turbo and let's go!
(horn honks)
This better be good.
I interrupted
my nap for this.
Oh, I can't believe the parade
came right down my street.
Now I get to see it!
-(invention whirring)
-And I finished this invention
just in time for us to use it.
Oh, we've got the best
seat in town
with a perfect view
of the parade!
Bob:
Oh, beauty!
(quacking)
This is the best spot ever!
Yeah!
We can see everything.
Are we blocking your view?
Not at all, because
-Oh!
-Wow.
Now the view
is even better!
And look, there are
the balloons I designed!
-(horn honking)
-(chuckles) Oh, now
this is what I call a parade!
Woo-hoo!
(Bingo speaks)
(snarls) I'm gonna get you,
you blowy blue balloon!
(growls) (groans)
Nice try, Rolly,
but this is a job
for Bingo the bouncer!
(grunts)
Uh, can I have that guys?
I need to hang it up
with the other decorations.
It's my mom's
birthday party tonight,
so we're all gonna
treat her like a queen, okay?
I even got her
this paper crown to wear.
Well, I've got
to get to work.
But I'll see you
when it's party time.
I wish it was party time
all the time!
Me too, but Bob wants us
to treat his mom
like a queen and we don't know
how to do that.
Yeah, and where are we
gonna find a queen
so we can learn how?
They have a queen in England.
Maybe you should go there.
Hissy, are you saying
we should go all the way
to England,
find the queen,
learn how they treat her,
and then come back here
and treat Bob's mom
the same way?
Well, when you say it
like that, it seems
kind of crazy.
It seems kind of perfect!
(gasps)
A perfect mission?
It is so a mission!
Let's go!
-Rolly: The Queen of England
lives there?
-Bingo: Yep.
It's called a palace.
We need to figure out
how to get inside.
Now, those men
in the furry hats are
the "Queen's Guards," Frank,
and it's their job to keep
anyone from getting through
the palace gates.
Hm, seems like a good gig.
Why do they look so grumpy?
(gasps) Oh, oh!
They never laugh or smile.
That's part of the job.
Well, then I wouldn't be
very good at it 'cause
I'm always getting the giggles.
(giggles) See?
(laughs)
Maybe if we can get those guards
to smile or laugh,
they'd be so happy
they'd let us into the palace.
But that lady said
they never smile or laugh.
Then we'll give them
something to laugh about.
-Funny faces?
-Funny faces.
Get ready for this, boys.
(blubbering)
Wow, tough palace.
What are we
gonna do?
If we can't get
past those guards,
we'll never
get inside that palace.
Unless we go through
that doggy door right there.
That doggy what right where?
Huh.
Look at this place!
It's pronounced "palace," Bingo.
-Is that the Queen?
-Looks like it.
Bingo:
And that must be
the Queen's dog.
I most certainly am.
I am Crumpetsworth Cream Puff
Scone Triflebottom III,
at your service.
But you may call me Crumpet.
You may call us Bingo and Rolly,
'cause those are our names.
Well then, Bingo and Rolly,
may I ask what two puppies
are doing here
in the Queen's palace?
We need to learn how
to treat a queen
so we know what to do
for Bob's mom
at her birthday party.
You gotta teach us.
Pretty please?
Well, since you said
"pretty please,"
I don't see how a chap
like me can say no.
(laughs)
Jolly good then.
Let's get to work.
Now, the first thing
you need to learn
about how to treat a queen
is when and when not
to eat biscuits.
-(sniffs)
-At tea time,
one must never
eat their biscuits
until after they've been
given permission.
(chewing noisily) Oh, after?
Sorry.
Let's give it another go,
shall we?
As I was saying,
-do not eat the biscuits until--
-(chewing noisily)
I say, this is a challenge.
He's not real good at waiting.
-Nope.
-(laughs)
Can I have a biscuit, please?
Another way
to treat the queen well
is to sit still for
the yearly portrait painting.
Sitting still?
That sounds easy.
There is no greater compliment
-to the queen than to
sit still in her presence.
-(laughs)
I remember
on one such occasion--
-(Rolly growls)
-(Bingo laughs)
I'm gonna get you!
(clears throat)
Sorry.
As I was saying,
I recall a few years ago
-(grunting, growling)
-I say, pups,
you're-- you're supposed
to be sitting still.
We were sitting still
for a second,
but it got really hard
after that.
Oh, my.
Now, here's a way
to treat a queen
that you boys
should be
able to do:
process in a straight line.
Uh, that means walk.
Like this
We're awesome at walking.
But be careful,
these royal floors can be
-royally slippery.
-Pugs: Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa, oh, oh, oh! Oh!
-Whoa! No!
-Whoa!
I say, stop that slipping!
And we say, we can't!
(groans) Everything's
all right then. (chuckles)
-No damage done.
-Whoa! (grunts)
Both:
Ah!
Well, this is
a royal mess.
Uh I'm afraid I don't
have time for anymore
lessons today.
We're so sorry, Crumpet.
Bob's mom's party is tonight.
Can you still help us?
We didn't mean
to make a mess.
I'm so sorry, pups,
but tea time with the queen
is starting soon
and I need to straighten
the hallway before it begins.
Thanks anyway, old chap.
Yeah, old chap.
(sighs) You gave it
a jolly good try.
We made a really big mess.
I wish we could
make it up to Crumpet somehow.
Whoa! What's going on?
Looks like Bob's
not the only one
throwing a party.
Wait a second.
A fancy table
with biscuits set for tea.
Rolly, do you realize
what this is?
Uh, a fancy table
with biscuits set for tea?
This is the queen's tea!
♪
What's that
(mimics trumpet) mean?
I don't know. Maybe we should
hide until we figure it out.
Bingo:
Bow to the wow,
it's the Queen!
(trumpets playing)
Queen:
Good afternoon, everyone.
Please be seated.
Greatest chew toy ever!
(chewing)
Queen:
I'm so glad that
you could join me.
Please, help yourselves.
-(chewing)
-Put that back!
But it tastes so good!
Nom, nom, nom,
nom, nom, nom, nom!
I say, has anyone
spied my purse?
Rolly, that's the Queen's purse!
Oh, is that
what this thing is?
Not to worry, here it is.
But where's my doggy, Crumpet?
Crumpetsworth Cream Puff
Scone Triflebottom III?
Oh no.
Crumpet is late,
and it's all our fault.
Crumpet? Crumpet?
(clears throat)
(British accent)
Hello, Crumpet here.
(barking)
Good, that sounded
just like him.
(British accent)
Very good, then.
Queen: I can't wait
to introduce you
to my guests.
My darling Crumpet,
why are you hiding
under the table?
Queen:
Enjoy yourself
a biscuit, darling.
Just take one,
-the way you've been
trained to do.
-(gasps)
-(both grunt)
-Rolly!
You can do it, Rolly.
(Rolly panting)
Queen:
Good boy.
Now come out from under
that table so I can give you
a scratchy behind your ears.
Uh-oh.
If we go out there,
she'll know we're not Crumpet.
(normal voice)
Although I do like
a good scratchy behind the ears.
Queen:
Crumpet,
where are you?
What are we gonna do?
Queen:
Crumpet, come out at once.
Bingo:
She'll know
we're not Crumpet.
(Crumpet clears throat)
I'm coming, ma'am.
-(bark)
-Oh, there's my Crumpet.
Good doggie.
Thanks for filling in
until I arrived.
Turns out you chaps
do know how to treat a queen.
-High-paw!
-(British accent)
Very good, old chap.
(normal voice)
We just wanted to say
thank you for all your help.
You're welcome, pups.
We need to get home
so we can treat Bob's mom
like a queen!
Then let's Rolly on out of here.
-Goodbye, Crumpet!
-Cheers, lads!
Hissy:
Hold on,
you really had tea
with the Queen?
-Indeed we did.
-We learned how
to process.
That means walk.
And they also blow
trumpets and bow.
(British accent)
It was a jolly good trip, I say.
-Jolly good!
-(doorbell rings)
Oh, she's here!
Come on, Rolly, we have to
treat Bob's mom like a queen!
Are you ready for this?
(normal voice)
Let's show her
everything we learned.
Happy birthday to me!
Bob:
Happy birthday, Mom!
Let's do the trumpet!
(both imitating trumpets)
Oh, ho-ho! Are those
your two little puppies I hear?
Oh! Aren't they
as cute as cute can be?
Here you go,
have some doggie biscuits.
Well, why aren't
they eating them?
What's wrong, fellas?
Well, they've never
done that before.
They usually don't wait
so politely for their treats.
Go ahead boys,
eat those treats.
Yay!
(laughs)
This way, Mom.
Got the birthday party all set.
Wait, Rolly, don't forget
the Queen's purse.
Oh, right.
Got it.
Processing
for the birthday Queen.
(barking)
Why, thank you, Rolly.
I always like to
have this right by my side.
And we even learned
a special birthday song,
just for you, Mom.
Ready, pups?
Me, me, me-me-me ♪
-Today is your birthday ♪
-(puppies yipping along)
So let's sing a song ♪
And have a big party ♪
Bob/Bingo/Rolly:
That lasts all day long ♪
Your special day ♪
-Comes only once every year ♪
-(puppies yipping along)
Happy birthday,
you're birthday is here ♪
-Happy birthday!
-(puppies barking)
I almost forgot
your birthday crown.
I have to say,
I have never
been treated so well.
I feel like a queen.
Good work, chap. Jolly good.
You too, chap.
Good and jolly.
Time for the birthday portrait.
Remember to sit still.
Here we go.
Smile, everybody.
Oh, look at that.
The perfect picture.
You guys sat perfectly still.
They must know
it's my special day.
Rolly:
Wow, we look great!
Yeah. I bet Crumpet
would be really proud of us
for sitting still
for the birthday portrait.
Indeed.
This calls for more trumpets.
Yeah!
-(both imitating trumpets)
-(laughs)
(all laugh)
(end theme playing)
(barking)
(barking)
(record
scratching)
(both bark)
(barking)