Shake It Up! s01e09 Episode Script

Look at us getting ready to dance on a tv show.
I know.
It seems like just yesterday we we little girls, playing hopscotch and hide-and-go-seek.
We're so sophisticated.
So mature.
Let's jump.
# [Rap.]
# # [Man rapping.]
# # [ Selena Gomez .]
Everybody, everybody # # get out on the floor # # it can get a little crazy # # when the kick hits the floor # # make a scene, make a scene # # nobody can ignore # # don't knock it till you rock it # # we can't take it no more # # bring the lights up # # bust the doors down # # dust yourself off # # shake it up, shake it up # # dj, set it off # # take it up a notch # # all together now # # shake it up, shake it up # # sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # you gotta change it up # # and when you've had enough # # sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # bring the lights up # # bust the doors down # # all together now # # shake it up, shake it up # # shake it up # Cece, why do you always wait to the last minute to finish your homework? "And that's why Europe is the best, best, best, best best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best continent of all.
There, I did it, 1,000 words.
Hey, we're cuttin' the rest of the afternoon, headin' over to the lake.
Wanna come with? You're cutting class? That's against the rules.
And if you get caught, it'll go on your permanent record, and then you won't get into a good college, and then you'll be stuck working a drive-through window, spending the rest of your days shouting, "no! I didn't forget.
The straw's in the bag.
" I don't know about you, but I came here to learn.
Maybe you need to learn to have fun.
Bye, Cece.
Later, buzzkill.
That guy's such a loser.
I don't know.
I think he's kind of cute in a bad-boy sort of way.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Hey, have you guys seen the school blog? They just posted a new story about you two dancing on shake it up Chicago.
No way.
This is so unexpected.
Did they use the picture I submitted? No, but listen to this.
"Cece Jones, with her fiery locks "and a temperament to match, is a daring wild child who's uncontrollable, funky, and fun.
" Wow, if the punctuation wasn't so good, I'd swear I wrote this myself.
Yeah, this guys calls it like it is.
He once called me a "colorful local character.
" What? That could be a compliment.
Ooh, what does it say about me? "Rocky Blue is a dependable, reliable, goody two-shoes, "who holds the school's only perfect attendance record.
"She even showed up on a snow day last year just to be sure no one was learning without her.
" Wow, that makes me sound boring, but, uh, perfect attendance at school Isn't that You're not boring.
You're just boring compared to Cece.
I'm going to go be colorful somewhere else.
So it's true? I'm a buzzkill? Rocky, it's not a bad thing.
It's why our friendship works so well.
I'm the ocean Wild, free, unpredictable And you're the sand Grounded, always there.
Great.
Something you bring home in your sneakers that you have to shake out.
Not just your sneakers.
Sometimes sand winds up on your butt cheeks.
Really got to learn to quit while I'm ahead.
You know, you don't have to be here.
I'm eight years old.
I don't need a babysitter.
I remember when I was your age.
I felt the same way, but, trust me, first sign of trouble, you'll be happy to have a mature grown-up around.
- Monster? - M-m-m-m - Madonna? - M-m-m Come on, give me a clue.
What's the second letter? M- m-m-mouse! Oh, man, I should've known Madonna wasn't in the cabinet.
Dude, either get down from there or put on a skirt.
So can anyone tell us a major Italian city west of Venice? Ooh! Ooh! I know.
It's Milan.
That's right, Cece.
How did you know that? Please, Milan is the fashion center of the world.
It's where they make the designer handbag that this cheap one was knocked off from.
It's a Grucci.
Oh, class, you know our new vice principal, Ms.
Winslow.
What brings you here? I'm sorry.
I'm still trying to learn my way around.
I was actually looking for the loo.
Oh, that's the one in the back.
Hey, Lou! Wake up! Cece, she's clearly from Great Britain.
"Loo" means bathroom there.
Lou, your name is "bathroom.
" Don't ever go to England.
- And who might you be? - I'm Cece Jones.
Ah, yes, I've been reading your file.
I should be done Sometime in the spring.
Yes, it's me, the controllable, funky, and fun feature dancer on shake it up Chicago.
Oh, yeah! Oh, so you think you can dance.
Oh, she can dance.
She's amazing.
Okay, and you are? Rocky Blue.
Ah, yes, I've been reading your file.
Smashing.
You are the only student with a perfect record of attendance.
You should be incredibly proud of your stellar achievements.
Oh, is that right, governor? Well, bonny for me.
- Excuse me? - Oh, sorry, love, didn't mean to get your knickers in a tweeze.
Rocky Enough.
Oh, no, I'm just getting started.
And congratulations on your stellar accomplishment of having the shortest skirt ever on a vice principal.
Rocky Blue, you have detention.
It'll give you plenty of time to work on your accent.
And, for the record, I'm British, not a pirate.
The whole secret to mouse hunting is patience.
Now, just relax and keep your eyes on the trap.
Squeak, squeak.
That was good.
You almost got me.
Hm, that's weird.
I don't remember getting chocolate sprinkles on my cupcake.
Uh, those aren't sprinkles.
It's mouse poop.
I probably should've said something before you took a bite.
My bad.
Hm.
Five more minutes, mom.
Miss Jones, detention is not an opportunity for you to catch up on your sleep.
Uh, no, I'm not catching up.
I'm getting ahead so I can stay up late tonight.
Hey, can I get out of detention? *** I gotta chase them all day for their lunch money.
Frankie, you are so bad.
Hey, no one calls me "Frankie" anymore.
I'm the complication.
Why do they call you that? Eh, it's complicated.
Hey, if you're so good, why are you always in detention? Oh, please, a couple of tardies, some late homework, lost books, food fights, general "lippiness.
" Oh, my gosh, I'm a hot mess.
Hey, aren't we supposed to have a newbie here this morning? Where's your friend Rocky? She'll be here, but it's her first time, so take it easy on her.
She's probably going to be scared, shy, and quietly sobbing into her math book.
Huh.
For a vegetarian, that sure is a lot of leather.
Rocky, what happened? Were you mugged by bikers and they made you switch clothes with them? Well, the complication thinks you look totally hot.
That's what I was going for.
Well, the teacher who got stuck supervising detention again thinks you look totally late.
Ah, well, would've been here earlier, but I was too busy not caring.
Miss Blue, exactly what are you rebelling against? Hm, I don't know.
Whatta ya got? "Whatta ya got.
" Rocky, what has gotten into you? Little more ocean, a little less sand.
You're in my seat.
Yeah, move it! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! So what's the plan The mouse is going to see me, think I'm his cousin, and jump into the net? Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
I'm not thinking straight.
He pooped on my cupcake.
There will be a reckoning.
I will have my vengeance! But when we catch it, I still can't touch it, okay? You know what? I'm bored.
I'm going to my room and play.
Play? Your home has been invaded by filthy, disgusting rodent vermin, and you want play? You make me sick.
I can live with that.
Uh, where are you going? The library's this way.
And that's why I'm going thatta way.
I'm meeting up with the complication.
His name is Frankie, and he's about as complicated as a hotdog bun.
Now, we have to go to the library because we have a ton of homework to do.
You know how you deal with a ton of homework? You don't do it.
Who are you? The Rock.
Yeah, that name's already taken.
Well, for the first time, I don't feel like that goodie two-shoes that they talked about on the blog.
Hey, I'm sick of being the sand.
But if you take sand and press it really, really hard, you get a diamond.
Cece, that's coal.
Okay, you say it is.
I say it isn't.
Let's go to the library and find out.
If my mom asks, tell her I'm at the library Or don't.
The Rock doesn't care.
How cool am I? I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too.
What's up? Where were you? I've been texting you for hours.
Oh, I was at the library.
Oh, wait, you knew I wasn't there.
So where's your mom? She's working late.
That's what I was hoping you'd say.
Come on in, everybody.
Everybody? Uh, Rock what do you think you're doing? I'm throwing you a surprise party.
Surprise! What's up, Cece? Nice face.
It's totally metal! Yeah, and thanks for putting out the dip.
# [Metal.]
# Hey, turn that thing down.
My little brother's asleep.
You're having a party, and you didn't invite me? Nobody's having a party.
Go back to bed.
Whoa, it's the complication.
How do you know he's the complication? It's complicated.
When did you become cool enough to hang out with him? She's not.
I am.
Yeah, right.
Go back top bed, and this whole thing was a dream.
Rocky, you have to do something.
This is out of control.
Chill out, grandma.
Why you acting like this? Because that is how we work.
One of us acts like this, and then the other one acts like that, and if you're acting like that, then I'm forced to act like this.
Get your feet off the furniture.
Were you raised in a barn? Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch that glass.
Those coasters are there for a reason.
And you, get a haircut.
You look like a hoodlum.
That's it! Everybody out.
Now! Go! Fine.
This party was totally lame anyway.
I was just thinking the same thing.
Later, buzzkill.
I am Cece Jones.
I am not the buzzkill! Okay, maybe I am.
You missed a good time last night.
The complication and I snuck into the school and bubble wrapped vice principal Winslow's office, every inch of it, every book, every pencil, it was totally metal! That's not metal.
That's mental.
Do you realize how much trouble you could get into? Only if I get caught.
Bucky Blue to the vice principal's office.
And you got caught.
What are you going to do, the Rock? Nothing.
They're just going to stick me in detention again.
Big whoop.
Actually, huge whoop.
I heard Frankie just got suspended.
Finally an actual complication.
Rocky Blue to my office now! Okay, don't panic.
There's a way out of this.
Go to the bus station.
There's a key taped under the soda machine.
It opens locker 6774-b.
Inside that locker, you'll find a fake passport and 400 pesos.
Make your way to Costa Rica and find my cousin Zuzu.
He'll get you a job as an apprentice in a wicker-furniture factory.
And remember, from this moment forward, your name is Carlos Esperanza.
Good luck.
What are we going to do? Nothing.
I did the crime, and now I'll do the time.
Three days off from school sounds pretty good to me.
I don't think you're getting this.
If you get suspended, you can't come to school, and if you can't come to school Then there goes my perfect attendance record, all those years of only eating healthy foods just to boost my immune system, setting three alarm clocks every night, missing Nana's funeral.
All for nothing.
Interesting.
I didn't think the Rock would care so much about perfect attendance.
Well, the Rock doesn't, but Rocky does.
- So does that mean you're back? - Yeah.
Oh, thank goodness.
Can you do my Spanish homework? Enter.
You wanted to see me, Ms.
Winslow? Take a seat, Rocky.
Wow, I love what you've done with the office.
I know you were part of the group that broke in here and did all this.
It's called breaking and entering and vandalism.
Um, I well, you see, I well, um Cece Jones for the defense, your honor.
Uh, Cece, what are you doing? Saving your butt.
My card.
This is a gift certificate to the olive pit.
Oh, is it? Wow, I suppose the holder of that card can get a pretty swanky lunch, and we can all walk out of here and forget this ever happened.
Cece, this is no concern of yours.
Actually, I am very concerned that you're interrogating a minor without her attorney present.
- You are not an attorney - Objection! I have some pertinent information that will blow this case wide open.
You've got one minute.
Thank you, your honor.
I now call to the stand, my star witness, miss Cece Jones.
Cece, stop before you get us both kicked out of school.
Miss Jones, where were you last night? I refuse to answer under the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
Answer the question.
Answer the question! Fine.
I snuck into the school and bubble wrapped Ms.
Winslow's office.
I knew it was you.
You've been nothing but trouble since the day you were born.
Stop it! Stop it! You leave her alone! Question withdrawn.
Miss Jones, can you point to the person who begged you not to do it? She's right over there, Rocky Blue.
Cece, enough.
First of all, you watch way too much judge Judy.
Second of all, if you want to take responsibility for all this, fine, but you do realize you're getting suspended.
Cece, I can't let you do this.
It wasn't her.
It was me.
That stupid blog said I was a goodie two-shoes, and I went kind of overboard trying to prove that I wasn't, but I am, and I'm okay with that, and I'm so okay with any punishment that you decide to give me.
Objection! She's changing her plea to not guilty by reason of insanity.
All right, Rocky.
This is the first time you've messed up, so I'm not going to suspend you, and your perfect attendance record will remain intact.
Thank you, Ms.
Winslow.
You won't be sorry.
Thank you so much.
You didn't let me finish.
You will also be in detention every morning for the next month, and the two of you will clean up this office while I take an early lunch at the olive pit.
Hold everything! It wasn't her.
It was me.
I did it.
I take full blame.
Hey, what happened in here? # shake it up # I got it! I got it! I got it! Nice job.
Now you can have your vengeance.
What are you going to do to him? I know just what I'm going to Aw Look at his little nose.
I think he's smiling at me.
He's actually kind of adorable.
I'm going to keep him and name him Rooney.
You can make a man, man up, but you can't make him a man.
Hello, Rooney.
I'm your Uncle Deuce.
Yes, I am.
# sh-sh-sh-shake it up # # shake it up # Synch by Benfo.