So Not Worth It (2021) s01e09 Episode Script

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Here's your coffee.
Thank you. Enjoy.
No way!
There's a reason why
Master Doorknob is so famous.
He knows everything
before you grab the doorknob.
Is he that good?
Yes. As soon as I walked in, he said,
"You have a rice cake in each hand,
but you can't eat either."
I totally got chills.
What? Are you seeing two guys?
Think, will you?
She needs to meet a guy first.
All she does is hit on them.
What about you?
You say you're bored of meeting new guys.
Gosh. I went, hoping he'd tell me
something good,
but do you know
what that fortune teller said?
My stomach hurts.
-You have an upset stomach.
-What?
An upset stomach? I do not.
Yes, you do.
You eat only instant foods
and eat out all the time.
Of course, you're sick.
What? But…
What should I do?
Eat at home! Don't eat out, eat at home.
-Eat at home?
-You have food at home!
What's the point if you don't eat them?
If you don't, they'll all spoil.
You have an upset stomach.
Does he mean she should stop dieting?
That's stupid.
He means don't look far for a guy.
Look among the guys close by.
Oh my gosh. You're right.
It means someone you're close to
is the one for you.
I'm surrounded by garbage though.
What do you mean? There's Jamie.
I don't go after my friends' boyfriends.
Then is he really going out with Se-wan?
I don't know.
One says they are,
and the other says they're not.
Whatever it is, they're always together.
Really?
Then…
Terris is a player, so he's out.
Hans is…
No.
Wait. What about Sam?
Hey, don't be ridiculous.
I'm not that desperate.
I'd rather grow old alone.
Just thinking about it is annoying!
You're just clueless.
Guys like Sam tend to be
surprisingly good in bed.
There you go again.
You've never dated anyone,
but you're the horniest.
What's Sam's deal?
Isn't he Korean?
And he always says his dad is the chairman
of a large company. Is that true?
He went to study in Australia
when he was a kid.
His parents followed after
for their business.
His dad opened a tteokbokki place
and it seems to do well.
Hey, then he's a good catch.
Hey. As I always say,
when it comes to guys,
their looks and money are not important.
It's all about…
strong thighs. Got that?
Sam has chicken legs.
He has no muscle at all.
But he has a big nose.
All you ever talk about are lewd things.
You naughty girls.
I meant he's good looking
because of his big nose.
How is that lewd?
Hey.
What were you imagining?
You're the lewdest
when you think about it.
She's right. You have
so much porn on your computer.
That's not porn!
Whatever. Dagnabbit.
-Did you wait for me?
-Yes.
You didn't have to.
We're going to work together anyway.
You didn't eat, right?
Ta-da.
You made this yourself?
Why waste money? It's more economical.
Who taught you how to make it?
Ms. Jung. The cleaning lady.
-The lady with the nasty temper?
-Yes.
I guess she's nice to you.
Yes. But she asked for a 1,000-won fee.
She said she learned that from you.
What? What's wrong with her?
Eat. Open up.
It tastes good.
My shoulder's all tight.
I'm sure. You work so many jobs.
-I'll give you a massage.
-It's okay.
You eat. I'll massage you.
I'm really okay.
-Okay?
-That tickles.
That tickles.
Stop it! It's annoying!
Master Doorknob, my foot.
To be honest, I always thought
you and Sam looked good together.
I know you don't want to hear it.
I bet Sam doesn't want to hear it either.
Look. It's a compatibility test
based on your blood type.
You and Sam are a 90 percent match.
"A woman with blood type O may appear
to be cheerful and tough on the outside,
but she's actually lonely
and is very sensitive.
She wants a man
who is stronger than she is."
See? That's you.
"A man with blood type A
is rational and honest,
so that the woman wants to trust
and rely on…"?
Rational and honest?
-That's the opposite of Sam.
-My point exactly. This is stupid.
This ridiculous concept that you can
categorize people's personalities
based on just four blood types
is pseudoscience that only exists
in Korea and Japan--
Be quiet.
Minnie! Press this.
Gross! That smells like garbage!
He's so annoying. I can't stand him.
Minnie, my bad.
That asshole just will not do.
Dagnabbit.
Terris?
Is there a Terris here?
Yes, that's me.
Your little sister's here.
My little sister?
Hi, Terris.
What the hell? Why are you here?
What? Do you know her?
Hi, everyone. I'm Hyun-min's sister,
Han Hyun-a.
What?
For real?
Brother-in-law, you should've told us
that you had such a sweet sister.
But you look nothing alike.
You don't look related at all.
As you all know,
thanks to my mom's complicated love life,
we have different dads.
How old is she? Are you still in school?
I'm one year younger.
I'm studying to retake the CSAT.
Studying, my ass.
You came last place
all throughout high school.
Hey. I wasn't last.
Did you cause trouble and run away
from home again?
I'll ask Mom.
I did not. I had some stuff to do here.
Okay. Go about your business
and hang out with me.
I'll buy you some good food.
Where are you going to sleep?
Don't even think about staying here.
Not a chance.
I'm already crashing here.
I won't let you be a burden too.
She came all the way to Seoul to see you.
Of course, she can stay here.
It's okay. I can just stay at a spa.
We can't let our friend's sister do that.
I'll give you my room.
You can sleep there.
Hans and I'll sleep in the storage room,
so you and Hyun-min can use our room.
But I don't want to sleep
in the storage room.
It smells like urine.
Why do you always decide on your own--
It's okay.
You don't need to do that for me.
Carson, can't you
let her sleep in your room?
I'm fine, but would Se-wan allow it?
No way.
Not even if she's family.
No unauthorized residents.
See? What did I tell you?
If they find out you're staying here,
I'll get caught for secretly living here.
Se-wan will get in trouble
for looking the other way.
Don't drag me into this!
Se-wan, come quickly. Help.
What? What is it?
Hey, I'll kill you!
Please catch it. Quick.
Why must an RA catch bugs?
Can't you guys do this?
You're our RA.
RAs are people too.
Hold on. I'll…
One. Two.
Three!
We play with bugs all the time on Jirisan.
Who runs away from home
because you can't get a new phone?
Act your age, will you?
Look who's talking.
You threw a tantrum
because you wanted a puffer coat.
Stay tonight, but go home tomorrow.
I'll tell Mom if you don't.
MOM
It's Mom.
Hey. Don't pick up.
Mom's quick. She'll know
if I don't pick up and come over.
Don't you dare tell her, or I'll kill you.
How dare you threaten me?
You should get on your knees and beg.
Hi, Mom.
I don't know.
If I hear from her,
drag her home by her hair?
Got it.
Hear that? Your life is in my hands.
Don't you dare tell her.
I'll tell her
you wore her designer shirt last year
and had it taken away by muggers.
Look who's talking.
If she finds out you broke
her full-length mirror, you're dead.
That was because you pushed me. Shit.
How dare you throw that at me?
-Hey.
-Hyun-a is so pretty and cute.
She's totally my dream girl.
Lucky you. You met your dream girl.
I know.
When a bird hatches from an egg,
the first animal it sees is the one
it gets the most attached to.
Whose name did Hyun-a give
when she came to the dorm?
-Mine.
-Give me a freaking break.
Our innocent Hyun-a
doesn't belong with a player like you.
You stole Hyun-min's crush.
Just tend to Ju-ri.
We broke up ages ago.
Why are you bringing her up?
You're such losers.
You're fighting over a kid
from the countryside.
A friend's sister is practically family.
How could you drool over someone
who's like your sister, you animals?
Hans, you finally said something right.
I totally agree. You animals.
They're not animals.
Hyun-a's pretty and cute.
I'm sure all the guys like her.
Minnie, you're jealous, aren't you?
Jealous? Me? Jealous? My gosh.
Do you think I have nothing better to do?
Oh, Hyun-a, sit here.
-Let's eat. You must be hungry.
-I am.
That looks good. Thank you.
Hyun-a. Do you have 500 won?
Let's see, 500 won. Hold on.
Here.
Oil from your hair and your nose.
Blow on it.
-Ta-da.
-Awesome. You're so good.
Your hair will get in your way
when you eat,
so tie it back with this.
You're so much fun.
You must be super popular
with the girls. Right?
Yes, of course.
When I was in high school in Australia,
the girls' moms came every day to protest.
They said the girls couldn't study
because of me.
Oh my gosh. Why are your ears so red?
Oh my gosh.
That's a sign that he's lying.
His ears are the most honest part
of his body.
Really?
That's so cool.
You're so innocent and cute.
Innocent? Cute?
I can't stand it.
Sam and Hyun-a really seem to click.
You're a good match.
How are they a good match?
Hyun-a's way too good for him.
Hyun-a! Snap out of it!
So, where will you sleep tonight?
Se-wan said she could sleep in our room
to thank her for catching the bug.
Hyun-min. May I sleep in Se-wan's room?
-Go ahead.
-Do you always listen to Hyun-min?
Of course.
He's my one and only big brother.
Of course.
What? A strategic alliance? What's that?
I'll pretend to be a good little sister
who listens to everything
her big brother says.
So don't tell Mom.
We'll act like we get along?
-Okay.
-Also,
I don't have to pay back
the 100,000 won I borrowed. Deal?
Are you nuts?
Get out!
Hyun-a will do anything I say.
I practically raised her.
Thanks, brother-in-law.
No wonder. Hyun-a is a lot like Hyun-min.
-I don't think they're alike at all.
-Oh my gosh!
-What the hell?
-When did you get here?
I was here the whole time.
What could I do?
She came to see her brother.
I can't kick her out.
You always say we have to follow the rules
but you do as you want.
So what? What do you want?
Should I stick to the rules?
Okay, let's see.
A few days ago, you went clubbing
and didn't come home.
How many demerits is that?
Sam was pretty good in front of her.
I guess he's a guy after all.
As if. He was totally childish.
It may seem that way to us,
but Hyun-a loved it.
Hey, to be honest,
Sam wasn't too bad today. He was witty.
If you like him so much,
you live with him.
Se-wan.
You skipped dinner, right?
Have this.
Thank you.
You are so thoughtful.
Can I help with anything?
I've helped my mom since I was a kid,
so I'm used to it.
That's right.
I left the cleaning supplies
in the kitchen.
I have to put them in storage. I forgot.
I'll find them and put them away.
Thanks, Hyun-a!
For real? She's as cunning as a fox.
I thought she was a hick,
but she's so sly.
"You're so innocent and cute."
"I did not."
Are you jealous?
What's wrong with her?
Right? You've been acting jealous
since earlier.
I am not!
Brother-in-law, here's your breakfast.
You even made me breakfast?
For real?
That's a bit much. Are you his maid?
Hyun-min. Did you sleep well?
The bed's comfy, right?
Just my two cents.
I think I'm more built for a bed
than a sleeping bag.
I'm doing laundry.
Do you need anything washed?
Yes. I do need to wash this, but…
I have nothing else to wear.
Really? Hyun-min.
Put this on.
It's too long on me.
It'll fit you perfectly.
It has a fleece lining, so it's warm.
Really?
Thanks. I wonder if Hyun-a's up yet.
I'm going to go crazy
untangling my earphone cable.
Only if I had Bluetooth earphones.
My eardrums hurt again.
I used these too much.
They must've killed my eardrums.
-I'm throwing them out. Do you want them?
-Really?
You wear them all the time.
I knew they'd ruin your ears.
I feel as if my eardrums are being healed.
Thanks, Hyun-min.
Why does my wrist hurt all of a sudden?
My wrist hurts too much to wear my watch.
Do you want it?
Really?
-I can have this?
-This is nothing between us.
Don't you agree?
I'm sure Hyun-a will be moved
to know we're this close.
The brother and the brother's friends
are all pathetic.
Must you do that over someone
who's like a sister?
You animals.
Hyun-a. It isn't much, but eat up.
Okay. I will. Thank you.
Here.
Why are you giving her the perilla leaf?
What's wrong with that?
Are you my wife or girlfriend?
What's it to you what I did?
Well, it's…
That's unsanitary,
using your chopsticks like that.
-You should use new ones.
-My point exactly. So gross.
Hans. Your fly's open.
Hans. Your fly's open.
Is there anything you want to do in Seoul?
Let's do them all today.
I want to go to a rooftop cafe
in Haebangchon.
I want to make perfume in Garosu-gil.
I want to have a souffle
at a cafe in Seongsu.
I want to go shopping in Hongdae.
Awesome. How do you know
so much about Seoul?
We have good Wi-Fi in Jirisan too.
I looked up all the hot places online
and memorized everything.
Actually, there is something
I really want to do.
What is it?
Convenience store recipes.
-What? Convenience store?
-What? Convenience store?
We don't have a convenience store
near our house in Jirisan.
Every time I saw
a convenience store recipe online,
I really wanted to try it.
Awesome. So this is the Mark Meal?
It looks so delicious.
Here. This is better than the Mark Meal.
Jeonju Bibim Spicy Chicken Fried Rice.
This is super hot right now too.
Terris, you really are the best.
Kimchi Carbonara Jjamppong with Tuna.
I created this recipe myself.
You have to try it now.
It'll become super hot real soon.
It looks gross, but it's delicious, Sam.
I invented this.
Seafood noodle soup with lots of seafood.
Do you want to try it?
What are you doing? What is that?
Why did you put chips in with noodles?
You shouldn't play around with food.
"Seafood noodle soup"?
Hans, you're hilarious.
Hans, you're so creative. I love it.
What?
What?
I said, you're so creative.
Hey. Hi, guys.
You're that kid who entered
the quiz show with Hyun-min.
The one who started a fire
in a subway station
and was taken by the police with Hyun-min?
My mom paid the fine, so they let me go.
I was so humiliated because of him.
Anyway, who's she?
She's Hyun-min's sister, Hyun-a.
What?
She looks nothing like him.
I walked here alone all the time.
It's nice walking with you.
Just the other day,
you were kissing another--
You're right. It's so nice.
I'm going to study hard
and come here next year.
My gosh. They're like servants
serving a princess.
Come to my department.
I'll show you around.
Okay. Sounds good.
Can you guarantee
you'll be here next year?
-If you get expelled--
-Shut up.
-Oh no.
-Gosh.
Are you okay?
-Oh no.
-I'm fine.
-I'm glad you're not hurt.
-I'm okay.
I'm sorry. Are you hurt?
Terris.
Hi, Il-seob. It's been a while.
I went to see your band a few days ago,
but you weren't there.
I've been busy lately.
My friend's sister is visiting,
so we're showing her around.
What's with the roses?
What's with the filter?
You idiot.
Why did you get hit in her place?
But why does that loser
suddenly look cool?
I must be going insane!
Hans. Your fly is open.
Hans. Your fly is open.
Hans, open your fly…
I must be going insane!
Where were you all day?
Your friends showed me around
and bought me food.
It was really fun.
Where is everyone?
Hans, Minnie, what are you guys doing?
This is the souffle
that you wanted to try.
Did you go to Seongsu-dong
to get this for me?
My gosh. I'm so moved.
Terris took the last souffle,
so I bought the flower
that was in the vase at the cafe.
Will you accept it?
You should've gotten a pancake instead.
What's with the flower?
Oh my.
Thank you, Sam.
I'm more moved by the thought
you put into this flower than the souffle.
We called one of our mom's ex-boyfriends
"Mr. Paper Crane."
He made 10,000 paper cranes for her once.
My mom threw them
right into the recycling bin,
but I know that
with every paper crane he folded,
he must've thought about my mom.
I was so moved by that.
That's right.
This souffle looks delicious.
Let's all share.
What?
Let's all share the souffle.
-What?
-Oh no.
You must be losing your hearing.
Already? You're still so young.
Oh, try the hearing aid
that the old women in my town use.
I'll find out which one.
-This souffle really is good.
-Oh my gosh.
When did you get here?
I've been here the whole time.
Can't you see me?
Jamie, you need to work on your presence.
You're practically invisible.
I was at the center of attention
just last week.
What happened to me?
You can't be at the center of attention
all the time. That's life.
You're quite an attention seeker.
How could you hug a guy
in front of your brother?
Is that how I raised you?
As if. Since when did you raise me?
Whatever. Give me the stuff
you got from them.
What do you mean?
You got them because of me,
so hand them over.
Should I tell them the truth
and tell them
not to kiss up to you ever again?
This is the last time.
You can't take them away again.
Anyway. You won't really go out
with one of them, will you?
Hey, I'm not stupid.
I thought international students
would be different,
but they're all stupid and tacky.
Just my two cents.
I think Sam-sik who lives down the street
is much better.
Right. Now that's my little sister.
But you know, just my two cents.
I may go around scamming people,
but this really tugs at my conscience.
The guys must have no idea
that you have the nastiest morning breath
and rarely shower.
-Since middle school--
-Why would you bring that up?
-I'll kill you!
-It hurts. Hey. Let go! I'll kill you!
Hey, it hurts!
-I'm sorry!
-Good night.
Thank you so much
for your words of advice.
Good night to you too, Hans.
Okay. Good night.
Hey, you. We need to talk.
What? What about?
Why aren't you leaving?
Why are you staying here?
-How long--
-Minnie. Actually…
-Actually what?
-I'm having a hard time because of Sam.
I know.
Why do you like that cunning loser?
Why are you such a bad judge of character?
I'm saying this for your sake.
Sam is totally a loser.
That's not it.
I think he's treating me on purpose
for someone else to see.
To make them jealous.
To make someone jealous?
I think he keeps looking at you
to see how you react.
Me?
Yes. He pretends to be nice to me
to agitate you.
Why would he do that to me?
It's obvious.
Sam likes you, Minnie.
So I was thinking,
I'll help you two get together.
I think your skin problem is
caused by too much direct sunlight.
You're right. The air is too clear
in Jirisan, so the sun is too strong.
This is mine, but you can have it.
Your skin will improve
if you use it daily.
-Oh my gosh. Can I really have it?
-Yes.
Thank you.
You can't take it while I'm using it.
You live in Seoul. You don't need it.
She lives in Jirisan.
I have a lot of perfume that I don't use.
Take them.
I have a lot of makeup too.
Take whatever you need.
-Let's go to my room.
-You're the best.
"You're the best."
Gosh. She won her over already.
Carson.
-Gosh.
-When you think about it,
Minnie is the biggest sucker.
I prefer a Korean breakfast
over a Western breakfast.
It's so simple.
All you need are rice, side dishes,
and freshly made soup.
Is that so hard?
Sorry. I'll prepare it starting tomorrow.
And Terris.
Will you wash my sneakers today?
Sure. Okay.
Let me borrow your new sneakers
until mine are dry.
You can just keep them.
Anyway, what's Hyun-a doing today?
Today, Hyun-a and I are planning
to go get barbecue
at a Korean beef specialty place.
One of you can have the honor--
I'll go!
No! I'll go!
I said not to fight.
Why do you guys keep doing that?
You're so noisy.
Se-wan. Is my sister Hyun-a up?
She went home earlier.
She made up with your mom.
What? She went home? When?
Just now. Didn't you know?
Hey. How could you not know
that your sister went home?
You said you're close.
You said she does everything you say!
Hey. That's not it. Hyun-a…
-Stop! Get back here!
-Get back here!
Nice. I'm so glad I came to Seoul.
I got so many good things.
That's right. I should do what I promised.
I really want to see you before I leave.
Hey. Aren't you Hyun-min's sister?
-Where are you going?
-Home.
-Do you have a boyfriend?
-No.
I like you. Want to go out?
Sure.
Hop on. I'll take you home.
I live in Jirisan.
Jirisan? Where's that?
5 HOURS 25 MINUTES
Whatever. Let's ride.
Sure.
That's 8,754 cranes.
I'm almost there.
I need to make 10,000
before Hyun-a leaves.
Open up!
Wait. This is a misunderstanding.
Just get out, will you?
That was close. They're so persistent.
I really want to see you before I leave.
I'd like to meet alone secretly.
Sorry I'm late.
What? What are you doing here?
What else?
Hyun-a said you wanted to see me.
Me?
I came because she said
she wanted to see me.
Han Hyun-a. How dare you con me?
Damn it.
What the hell?
What's wrong? Are we locked in here?
What?
-Damn it.
-Damn it.
-Help!
-Hello! Help me!
-Help me!
-Let me out!
Subtitle translation by: Jeong Lee