Super Mario World (1991) s01e09 Episode Script
Gopher Bash
What do you think, guys?
The field's fine, but I don't think the
cave people are wild about being farmers,
especially when all they have to do when
they're hungry is reach
out and grab some grub.
Yum to yum, yum, yum. Good idea.
Mario, if Luigi thinks that he can teach
the cave people farming, let him try.
Sure, they're gonna love it. Right, guys?
Right! First, we learn how to plow.
All you gotta do is make a
straight line. Go, Yoshi!
It's a cinch!
Yeah!
Whoa!
Hey, you see?
Nothing to it!
This is badder than bad, Dad.
This is baddest.
If those cave cratons
succeed in growing their
own food, I'll never be
able to subjugate them.
Unless, Orwegian's
reptile of impulsive food.
We stole all the crops.
We could start a famine.
The cave people would have
to come to me for food.
It's brilliant. Glad I thought of it.
I'll leave the details in good claws.
If those cave loads get anything growing,
I'm counting on you to plant nap it.
I will be ever vigilant.
Oh, perfectious parent of pearsness.
Hey, planting is simple.
It's just putting things in the ground.
Assuming it gets to the ground.
Assuming it gets to the ground.
You guys can put stuff
on the ground, can't you?
Maybe this isn't you?
Maybe this isn't going to be so easy.
Rats, if they can't grow crops,
I'll have nothing to steal.
to get this wrong, right guys?
Ungawa!
Now, go get some water!
Ugh!
Ugh!
I hate water!
Oh!
Dug!
Oh, no!
Run for your life, Yoshi!
Gouba!
Gubba!
I hate water!
No!
So how's the farming going, guys?
Perfect!
Looks like a washout to me.
Hey, big brother, when that crop is
in, you're going to eat those words.
As well as some very good vegetables.
I can taste them already. Cave carrots.
Stone squash, pebble peas.
Hmm, well, Mama always said
you were good at growing.
Yeah, well, that's why I'm the
tall one, little big brother.
At last, my time has come!
Let's show those plumbers
how much pool we have, boys!
Oh, how mean of us to
take away all their food.
So we'll leave him a little surprise,
and see who ends up being dinner.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, someone pilfered the produce.
Hey, Luigi, I think I
see something down there.
I got it.
Yo!
No piranha plant's gonna munch Mario!
I save you!
Mario, I've heard of weed
killers, but killer weeds?
Run! That way!
That way!
Go that way!
Mario, we run out of ways!
Yeah, Luigi!
The only way we can run
now is into trouble!
Mario, we're plant food!
Move him in!
Yeah!
Just like what?
He's hungry!
Oh, fama, fama, shita!
Me hungry!
Yeah.
Kind of bloke.
Oh, yum!
Oh, it's salt.
Here again, Yoshi!
Smorgasbord!
What's happening up there?
Oh!
Don't just help him.
Stand there!
Get him down! No!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This means war!
Oh, I'm doing a little big, oh!
Wow!
You'll never
problem-producing plumbers!
You'll never see your crops again!
That's what you think, Cheatskate!
The only way you guys are going to
eat is by shopping at the Kupamart!
So long, suckers!
Hey! Where'd they go?
Food go!
It's time for a gofer bash!
Oh, wait, Luigi. The cave people
can go back to picking berries.
No, they can't.
Oh, Mario, I was so sure
that we'd have a great crop
that I told the cave people they
didn't have to save berries anymore.
And they didn't.
They don't have any food stored for.
for the winner.
Ah!
And it's all my fault!
Oh, no cry, Luigi! We help!
We'll get those crops back!
No creepy's gonna louse up Luigi!
One for all!
And all for dinner!
Ah!
That was close!
Shh!
I hear voices.
Good work, my buck-toothed battalion!
In fact, better than good.
This is splendiferous!
The cave people will have to
buy their crops back from me.
Or go hungry.
Oh, chitzy!
Is there anyone more despicable than you?
No.
When Cuba sees a chance
for some real mischief
When there's the blackest
of evil to be done
He smiles and then says,
Cheezy just go to wit
And Cheezy's life becomes a lot of fun
Fun
A Whitley's underhanded evil to be done
To be done
And Cheesy's life becomes a lot of fun
Lots of fun
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
If you want to cheat a
family of their mortgage
If you want to put some
grandma on the street
Then I'm going to
The one that has the
plan, I know how to do it.
Cheepsie's got the schemes
that can't be beat.
When there's underhanded evil to be done,
To be done
Then Chiefsie's life becomes a happy one.
Happy one.
If the idea is to take
someone's life savings,
If you want to steal a
little boy's last dime,
then I'm the one that you
should all be calling.
I'll do the job no matter what the crime.
When there's something really right,
To be done, to be done
That Cheats' his life
becomes a worth for one
Worthwa One
That's Cheatsy's Life
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha
Ohia!
Okay, Luigi, lighten your load
Hey, my pleasure, Mario!
Hey, my pleasure, Mario!
Hey, yay, yay, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
Well, Luigi, we're bringing home
the bacon, not to mention cave cabbage,
stone squash, and pebble piece.
I hate those plumbers.
We've rescued the crops, friends!
And here they are!
Yoshi!
Oh no! We'll have to plant
everything all over again!
Well, since you ate the whole thing,
now you can do the whole thing!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Beek!
The field's fine, but I don't think the
cave people are wild about being farmers,
especially when all they have to do when
they're hungry is reach
out and grab some grub.
Yum to yum, yum, yum. Good idea.
Mario, if Luigi thinks that he can teach
the cave people farming, let him try.
Sure, they're gonna love it. Right, guys?
Right! First, we learn how to plow.
All you gotta do is make a
straight line. Go, Yoshi!
It's a cinch!
Yeah!
Whoa!
Hey, you see?
Nothing to it!
This is badder than bad, Dad.
This is baddest.
If those cave cratons
succeed in growing their
own food, I'll never be
able to subjugate them.
Unless, Orwegian's
reptile of impulsive food.
We stole all the crops.
We could start a famine.
The cave people would have
to come to me for food.
It's brilliant. Glad I thought of it.
I'll leave the details in good claws.
If those cave loads get anything growing,
I'm counting on you to plant nap it.
I will be ever vigilant.
Oh, perfectious parent of pearsness.
Hey, planting is simple.
It's just putting things in the ground.
Assuming it gets to the ground.
Assuming it gets to the ground.
You guys can put stuff
on the ground, can't you?
Maybe this isn't you?
Maybe this isn't going to be so easy.
Rats, if they can't grow crops,
I'll have nothing to steal.
to get this wrong, right guys?
Ungawa!
Now, go get some water!
Ugh!
Ugh!
I hate water!
Oh!
Dug!
Oh, no!
Run for your life, Yoshi!
Gouba!
Gubba!
I hate water!
No!
So how's the farming going, guys?
Perfect!
Looks like a washout to me.
Hey, big brother, when that crop is
in, you're going to eat those words.
As well as some very good vegetables.
I can taste them already. Cave carrots.
Stone squash, pebble peas.
Hmm, well, Mama always said
you were good at growing.
Yeah, well, that's why I'm the
tall one, little big brother.
At last, my time has come!
Let's show those plumbers
how much pool we have, boys!
Oh, how mean of us to
take away all their food.
So we'll leave him a little surprise,
and see who ends up being dinner.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, someone pilfered the produce.
Hey, Luigi, I think I
see something down there.
I got it.
Yo!
No piranha plant's gonna munch Mario!
I save you!
Mario, I've heard of weed
killers, but killer weeds?
Run! That way!
That way!
Go that way!
Mario, we run out of ways!
Yeah, Luigi!
The only way we can run
now is into trouble!
Mario, we're plant food!
Move him in!
Yeah!
Just like what?
He's hungry!
Oh, fama, fama, shita!
Me hungry!
Yeah.
Kind of bloke.
Oh, yum!
Oh, it's salt.
Here again, Yoshi!
Smorgasbord!
What's happening up there?
Oh!
Don't just help him.
Stand there!
Get him down! No!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This means war!
Oh, I'm doing a little big, oh!
Wow!
You'll never
problem-producing plumbers!
You'll never see your crops again!
That's what you think, Cheatskate!
The only way you guys are going to
eat is by shopping at the Kupamart!
So long, suckers!
Hey! Where'd they go?
Food go!
It's time for a gofer bash!
Oh, wait, Luigi. The cave people
can go back to picking berries.
No, they can't.
Oh, Mario, I was so sure
that we'd have a great crop
that I told the cave people they
didn't have to save berries anymore.
And they didn't.
They don't have any food stored for.
for the winner.
Ah!
And it's all my fault!
Oh, no cry, Luigi! We help!
We'll get those crops back!
No creepy's gonna louse up Luigi!
One for all!
And all for dinner!
Ah!
That was close!
Shh!
I hear voices.
Good work, my buck-toothed battalion!
In fact, better than good.
This is splendiferous!
The cave people will have to
buy their crops back from me.
Or go hungry.
Oh, chitzy!
Is there anyone more despicable than you?
No.
When Cuba sees a chance
for some real mischief
When there's the blackest
of evil to be done
He smiles and then says,
Cheezy just go to wit
And Cheezy's life becomes a lot of fun
Fun
A Whitley's underhanded evil to be done
To be done
And Cheesy's life becomes a lot of fun
Lots of fun
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
If you want to cheat a
family of their mortgage
If you want to put some
grandma on the street
Then I'm going to
The one that has the
plan, I know how to do it.
Cheepsie's got the schemes
that can't be beat.
When there's underhanded evil to be done,
To be done
Then Chiefsie's life becomes a happy one.
Happy one.
If the idea is to take
someone's life savings,
If you want to steal a
little boy's last dime,
then I'm the one that you
should all be calling.
I'll do the job no matter what the crime.
When there's something really right,
To be done, to be done
That Cheats' his life
becomes a worth for one
Worthwa One
That's Cheatsy's Life
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha
Ohia!
Okay, Luigi, lighten your load
Hey, my pleasure, Mario!
Hey, my pleasure, Mario!
Hey, yay, yay, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
Well, Luigi, we're bringing home
the bacon, not to mention cave cabbage,
stone squash, and pebble piece.
I hate those plumbers.
We've rescued the crops, friends!
And here they are!
Yoshi!
Oh no! We'll have to plant
everything all over again!
Well, since you ate the whole thing,
now you can do the whole thing!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Beek!