That's So Raven (2003) s01e09 Episode Script
The Parties
Hey, girls, party on the 14th.
Don't worry about RSVPing 'cause I know you all are coming.
Now, it is so cool that your parents are letting you have this party.
I mean the last party my parents let me throw my dad was in a big, purple dinosaur suit.
Yeah, but the best part of this is that it's not a birthday party, girl.
It's a party for no reason.
I feel so grownup.
I'm having a party.
I'm having a party.
I'm having a Will you come to my soiree? Hey, girl, party on the 14th at my house and I love them slingbacks.
There you go.
Oh and if you're going in sandals you should probably shave your toes.
Yes, yes.
So, are you making a dress for the big night? I was until I found the cutest outfit.
Let me explain it.
You ready? Mm.
Bootleg pants with graffiti print and a matching top.
Ooh, I am going to be TFTIR-- the finest thing in the room.
Raven.
Nicki.
Love the jacket, Rae.
I used to have one just like it when it was in style.
No offense.
None taken.
Oh, and Nicki I'm loving what you're doing with your makeup, girl.
It's covering most of them scales.
No offense.
I heard you were having a party.
Yeah.
Everyone's invited.
Yeah, it's a grownup party.
You know I'm often amazed at how little we have in common.
I mean, my dad is a pro baseball player and yours is a cook.
A chef.
Potato, potahto.
Either way you spin it, your dad cooks 'em.
Anyhoo The point is, one minute we have nothing in common, and the next, we're, like soul mates.
What are you talking about? Well, if you check my Web site you'll see that I myself am having a party which you won't be able to attend.
And why is that? Because it's the same night as yours.
Those aren't mine.
Yep, that's me.
Man, I really still cannot believe it.
What are the odds that you and Nicki would have a party on the same day? Chelsea, wake up, okay.
This wasn't an accident.
Nicki Peterson has been out to get me since she came to this school.
It's because I don't kiss up to her.
Well, I don't kiss up to her.
I'm just really nice to her 'cause she has cute shoes and a really great house.
Oh, is-is that superficial? Yeah.
You know what? Nicki's still mad because I didn't want to be one of her hairspray girls.
Those girls are fine.
Shoot.
But we hate them.
You don't have to hate them, Eddie.
Good, 'cause I love them.
Well, if you love them, then you can go to Nicki's party, 'cause I'm canceling mine.
What? Oh, Rae, come on.
Just 'cause a couple people returned their invitations really.
What about all your other loyal friends? Okay, how about a small, intimate gathering? No.
Girl, forget it.
You know how long it took me to do these invitations? Three weeks.
What are you complaining about, Rae? I licked all of these.
There's a bucket of spit I'll never get back.
Party! Whoo! You guys, I just had a vision that everybody came to my party.
Ooh, are you serious, really? Okay, what was I wearing? 'Cause I really can't decide.
It doesn't matter, okay? But I do know that this is one vision I'm going to make sure comes true.
Yes, that's the Raven I know, right, Eddie? You know, I have an opening for a couple of hairspray girls myself.
Oh, that's janky.
Monster dodgeball.
I can wipe out the whole first grade.
It's not a dodgeball.
It's an exercise ball.
How do you exercise with that? You blow it up.
Your mother bought it for me.
For some reason, she thinks I'm out of shape.
Hey, you blew it up already.
I guess you didn't need the pump.
There was a pump? So, Raven have you canceled your party yet? Actually, Nicki I have no intention of canceling my party.
Hey, here's your invitation back, Andy.
I think you might have accidentally stuffed it in my locker.
Oh, yeah, but you know what.
Don't feel bad, okay? Because a lot of people did.
What are you doing? There's no way that your party can compete with my party.
Nicki, come on, girl.
It is crazy for us to have our parties on the same night.
You know what? I was thinking the same thing so, here's why you should move yours.
It's yours.
Oh, well in the spirit of negotiation I'm just going to you know, let that one just slide right off and say this.
Move your party! I don't think so.
Well, I know so.
You so don't know so.
I so do know so know so so no.
Ricky Rodriguez! Hi, Ricky! Hello, girls.
I don't know if you've heard, but I am having a party next Saturday at my house, and I'd love for you to come.
To my house which is three doors down.
From my house, which is three doors up and it's also a better house.
Well I am having a band and, um, henna tattoos.
I'm having a fire breather and, uh music videos on my giant screen TV.
Bring your appetite 'cause my dad, a professional chef will be doing all the cooking.
Do you like crab puffs? My dad, a professional baseball player is bringing the San Francisco Giants.
Do you like autographed baseballs? Well, my dad's bringing busboys.
Do you like clean tables? Your dad plays for the Giants? Yeah.
Second base.
I hate the Giants.
We'll be at Ravens', right, guys? That was not a hairspray snap.
That was a "we're leaving" snap.
You're out.
You're in.
One.
Did you feel the burn? Oh, I felt the burn.
Please don't make me feel it again.
It shouldn't be hurting this much.
I wonder what you're doing wrong.
What's wrong is I'm doing it.
Okay, let's stretch you out.
Come around.
Oh, this sounds painful.
Oh, I was right.
Um, I want to watch TV.
Could you guys go get your groove on somewhere else? Oh, good! I see you finally took that ugly Raven mask off.
Oh, that's okay, Corey.
Have your fun now 'cause next Saturday when I'm throwing my party you will be someone else's problem.
You're making a mistake not letting me come 'cause I found that people come for the party but they stay for the Corey.
Answer that.
You answer it.
I'm busy.
Doing what? Smelling my feet.
Trust me.
I can smell them from over here, okay? Now, go answer the door.
Coming.
Party! Hey, where's Raven? It's that green thing over there.
Raven? Hey, you all.
I mean, it's not like I don't, you know love you all, but what you all doing here? Is that the way you come to your own party? Yeah.
What kind of party is this? Um, it's not any kind of party 'cause my party's next week.
Well, we all got e-mails saying that you changed your party to this week.
Yeah.
Who would do that? No need to thank me.
Raven.
You know you were right.
We shouldn't both have our party on the same night, so as we decided I'm going to let you go first.
What? We never You are such Smile.
Nicki, how could you do this to me? You know my party is next week.
Raven, all of these people can't be wrong.
Well, if this party's happenin', I got to change.
One of us got to look good.
So, where are those crab puffs? I'm starving.
Hey, and what about the band? And henna tattoos? Hey, I was thinking of putting one right Girl, you better pull that back up! There is no party today, okay? It's next week.
This has been a dirty trick.
Raven, you know, I could see how you're so confused.
Throwing a party can be very stressful.
I guess some people are more partygoers than party-givers.
And I guess you are neither.
No offense.
Hey, guys she forgot her own party.
I did not forget my party, okay?! Then why are you in pajamas and a mud mask? Well, because Nicki, because Because it's a pajamas and mud party.
Pajamas and mud for everybody! Mom, what are you doing? It's called stalling.
Your father and I will keep everybody busy and you go change.
I have to change? Mom Dad's wearing spandex.
Let's get funky! Everybody ready to party say, "Hey! Ho!" Everybody come back.
Where y'all going? I don't know.
I was too busy watching your parents do the bump.
Mom Dad not the bump.
Well, it was either that or the funky chicken.
Well, then, I will, uh I'll leave you to have a good cry.
Corey's in the house! Corey's in the house! Hold back! Whoo! This party got bad in a hurry.
Yeah, well, Mom and Dad started dancing and everybody went home.
Oh, man, another good party ruined by the bump.
Hey, let's get in line.
You know this party thing is so humiliating.
I don't know why I just don't switch schools.
Rae, the worst is over.
Come on.
He's right, Rae.
What more could she possibly do? Yeah, I guess.
God, this line is taking forever.
I know.
What are we waiting for anyway? Must be something good.
Everybody's here.
Next! Thanks.
Get your souvenir from the worst party of the year! Relive the horror again and again! Wow, Rae, you thought your party was bad.
Look at that girl.
That is a girl, isn't it? That's me! It's me! She took that picture of me when I was at my party.
I can't beat her.
She is pure evil.
Come on.
Good always beats evil.
Aah! Wait, I totally forgot.
This is real life.
Rae, you did it.
You totally won.
You finally beat Nicki.
What? What did you see? Let's just say it's not over until the bleached blonde cries.
Okay, so, tell me again what happened to the ball.
I was sharpening the steak knives and one of the slipped.
Mm-hmm.
So, okay, why were there 22 holes in it? Because it wouldn't die.
Okay, see, that's why we're buying three this time.
Fine, we're taking my car.
Forget it.
We're jogging.
Honey, is that music from Nicki's party going to bother you? Oh, no, Mom, we'll be okay.
I'm just going to chill out and watch some movies.
Oh! Is that Barry Bonds? Barry Bonds, you the man! Now he runs.
Okay, uh, Eddie, how's the video hookup coming? All right.
Just got to connect this one cable and we're set.
Cool.
Chelsea, got the bait? Yes, I do.
It's right here.
Great.
Now, just to reel in this fish.
Nicki, hi, girl.
It's Ravey.
Yeah, what's crackin'? Listen, I got the most beautiful arrangement of flowers today.
Yes, I think they sent it to the wrong house.
And I think it was a secret admirer so I'll just open the card.
Oh, oh, you're coming over? Okay.
Okay, great.
All right.
Four, three, two Let the games begin.
Sorry it took me so long.
Traffic.
Must be all of my party guests.
Oh, yeah, so, Nicki, yeah, you're wearing my outfit.
Oh, you mean the one that you returned and I got for 30% off because it reeked of failed party.
Yeah.
And it looks great on you.
So would a piano.
Excuse me? I said, um, yeah so you're having a piano at your party? Yes.
It'll be filled with shrimp.
Now, uh, my flowers, please, because my guests are waiting.
Hey, guys.
Check out my new leaf blower.
What are you doing? They say not to use this thing indoors but I don't know why! Turn it off! Turn it up?! Okay! Turn it off! Look at what you did to my hair! Well, on the plus side, it's totally leaf-free.
Aah! That darn Eddie.
You know what, we'll get that fixed for you, Nicki.
Chelsea! Hairspray.
Wait.
Wait a second.
No, wait, wait.
What are you doing? You're getting me all sticky! That darn Chelsea.
Golly gee, I'm hopeless.
Pillow fight! What are you doing? That darn Corey.
Me? She broke my pillow.
Look at me.
I cannot walk out of here like this! Maybe you can fly.
Come on.
Listen, go out through the kitchen and cut through the backyard.
No one will see.
Come on.
Girl, I hope you're not upset.
Sprinkler? I don't mind if I do.
Man that's cool.
I am soaking wet.
Those darn sprinklers.
Towel, anyone? Give me that! What is all over my face? Girl, it's pistachio pudding.
Eddie? Wait! What are you doing? Making some kind of freaky home video? I rigged the camera to the big screen TV at your party.
No, then everyone's going to see me like this.
That's right.
Smile for your guests, honey.
Come on, you guys.
Please, no.
Everyone's going to see me like this.
Please.
Go on, Rae.
Put the camera on.
Rae, you did it.
You totally won.
You finally beat Nicki.
You know I knew you were going to say that but I didn't know I'd feel this bad.
What? Rae, what are you talking about? Yeah, come on, Rae.
Revenge is sweet.
I mean, she embarrassed you, you embarrass her.
She had it coming.
Yeah, but guys, if I win this way then I'm just like her and that's worse than losing.
Nicki, come on, let's go get you cleaned up.
Hello, ladies.
This is Corey Baxter speaking.
The real party is three doors down.
I'll be waiting.
Thanks, Raven for letting me borrow your dress.
You know, Raven actually made that dress herself.
You know, you can bring it back after the party.
It's cool.
I'm not going to wear this to my party.
It's just going to get me across the street until I can change.
Bye-bye.
Hate her.
Hate her.
Rae, you so should have got her back when you had the chance.
I believe these are mine.
Ciao.
Rae, Rae, Rae.
You forgot to tell her that we loaded those flowers with poison ivy.
That darn Raven.
Don't worry about RSVPing 'cause I know you all are coming.
Now, it is so cool that your parents are letting you have this party.
I mean the last party my parents let me throw my dad was in a big, purple dinosaur suit.
Yeah, but the best part of this is that it's not a birthday party, girl.
It's a party for no reason.
I feel so grownup.
I'm having a party.
I'm having a party.
I'm having a Will you come to my soiree? Hey, girl, party on the 14th at my house and I love them slingbacks.
There you go.
Oh and if you're going in sandals you should probably shave your toes.
Yes, yes.
So, are you making a dress for the big night? I was until I found the cutest outfit.
Let me explain it.
You ready? Mm.
Bootleg pants with graffiti print and a matching top.
Ooh, I am going to be TFTIR-- the finest thing in the room.
Raven.
Nicki.
Love the jacket, Rae.
I used to have one just like it when it was in style.
No offense.
None taken.
Oh, and Nicki I'm loving what you're doing with your makeup, girl.
It's covering most of them scales.
No offense.
I heard you were having a party.
Yeah.
Everyone's invited.
Yeah, it's a grownup party.
You know I'm often amazed at how little we have in common.
I mean, my dad is a pro baseball player and yours is a cook.
A chef.
Potato, potahto.
Either way you spin it, your dad cooks 'em.
Anyhoo The point is, one minute we have nothing in common, and the next, we're, like soul mates.
What are you talking about? Well, if you check my Web site you'll see that I myself am having a party which you won't be able to attend.
And why is that? Because it's the same night as yours.
Those aren't mine.
Yep, that's me.
Man, I really still cannot believe it.
What are the odds that you and Nicki would have a party on the same day? Chelsea, wake up, okay.
This wasn't an accident.
Nicki Peterson has been out to get me since she came to this school.
It's because I don't kiss up to her.
Well, I don't kiss up to her.
I'm just really nice to her 'cause she has cute shoes and a really great house.
Oh, is-is that superficial? Yeah.
You know what? Nicki's still mad because I didn't want to be one of her hairspray girls.
Those girls are fine.
Shoot.
But we hate them.
You don't have to hate them, Eddie.
Good, 'cause I love them.
Well, if you love them, then you can go to Nicki's party, 'cause I'm canceling mine.
What? Oh, Rae, come on.
Just 'cause a couple people returned their invitations really.
What about all your other loyal friends? Okay, how about a small, intimate gathering? No.
Girl, forget it.
You know how long it took me to do these invitations? Three weeks.
What are you complaining about, Rae? I licked all of these.
There's a bucket of spit I'll never get back.
Party! Whoo! You guys, I just had a vision that everybody came to my party.
Ooh, are you serious, really? Okay, what was I wearing? 'Cause I really can't decide.
It doesn't matter, okay? But I do know that this is one vision I'm going to make sure comes true.
Yes, that's the Raven I know, right, Eddie? You know, I have an opening for a couple of hairspray girls myself.
Oh, that's janky.
Monster dodgeball.
I can wipe out the whole first grade.
It's not a dodgeball.
It's an exercise ball.
How do you exercise with that? You blow it up.
Your mother bought it for me.
For some reason, she thinks I'm out of shape.
Hey, you blew it up already.
I guess you didn't need the pump.
There was a pump? So, Raven have you canceled your party yet? Actually, Nicki I have no intention of canceling my party.
Hey, here's your invitation back, Andy.
I think you might have accidentally stuffed it in my locker.
Oh, yeah, but you know what.
Don't feel bad, okay? Because a lot of people did.
What are you doing? There's no way that your party can compete with my party.
Nicki, come on, girl.
It is crazy for us to have our parties on the same night.
You know what? I was thinking the same thing so, here's why you should move yours.
It's yours.
Oh, well in the spirit of negotiation I'm just going to you know, let that one just slide right off and say this.
Move your party! I don't think so.
Well, I know so.
You so don't know so.
I so do know so know so so no.
Ricky Rodriguez! Hi, Ricky! Hello, girls.
I don't know if you've heard, but I am having a party next Saturday at my house, and I'd love for you to come.
To my house which is three doors down.
From my house, which is three doors up and it's also a better house.
Well I am having a band and, um, henna tattoos.
I'm having a fire breather and, uh music videos on my giant screen TV.
Bring your appetite 'cause my dad, a professional chef will be doing all the cooking.
Do you like crab puffs? My dad, a professional baseball player is bringing the San Francisco Giants.
Do you like autographed baseballs? Well, my dad's bringing busboys.
Do you like clean tables? Your dad plays for the Giants? Yeah.
Second base.
I hate the Giants.
We'll be at Ravens', right, guys? That was not a hairspray snap.
That was a "we're leaving" snap.
You're out.
You're in.
One.
Did you feel the burn? Oh, I felt the burn.
Please don't make me feel it again.
It shouldn't be hurting this much.
I wonder what you're doing wrong.
What's wrong is I'm doing it.
Okay, let's stretch you out.
Come around.
Oh, this sounds painful.
Oh, I was right.
Um, I want to watch TV.
Could you guys go get your groove on somewhere else? Oh, good! I see you finally took that ugly Raven mask off.
Oh, that's okay, Corey.
Have your fun now 'cause next Saturday when I'm throwing my party you will be someone else's problem.
You're making a mistake not letting me come 'cause I found that people come for the party but they stay for the Corey.
Answer that.
You answer it.
I'm busy.
Doing what? Smelling my feet.
Trust me.
I can smell them from over here, okay? Now, go answer the door.
Coming.
Party! Hey, where's Raven? It's that green thing over there.
Raven? Hey, you all.
I mean, it's not like I don't, you know love you all, but what you all doing here? Is that the way you come to your own party? Yeah.
What kind of party is this? Um, it's not any kind of party 'cause my party's next week.
Well, we all got e-mails saying that you changed your party to this week.
Yeah.
Who would do that? No need to thank me.
Raven.
You know you were right.
We shouldn't both have our party on the same night, so as we decided I'm going to let you go first.
What? We never You are such Smile.
Nicki, how could you do this to me? You know my party is next week.
Raven, all of these people can't be wrong.
Well, if this party's happenin', I got to change.
One of us got to look good.
So, where are those crab puffs? I'm starving.
Hey, and what about the band? And henna tattoos? Hey, I was thinking of putting one right Girl, you better pull that back up! There is no party today, okay? It's next week.
This has been a dirty trick.
Raven, you know, I could see how you're so confused.
Throwing a party can be very stressful.
I guess some people are more partygoers than party-givers.
And I guess you are neither.
No offense.
Hey, guys she forgot her own party.
I did not forget my party, okay?! Then why are you in pajamas and a mud mask? Well, because Nicki, because Because it's a pajamas and mud party.
Pajamas and mud for everybody! Mom, what are you doing? It's called stalling.
Your father and I will keep everybody busy and you go change.
I have to change? Mom Dad's wearing spandex.
Let's get funky! Everybody ready to party say, "Hey! Ho!" Everybody come back.
Where y'all going? I don't know.
I was too busy watching your parents do the bump.
Mom Dad not the bump.
Well, it was either that or the funky chicken.
Well, then, I will, uh I'll leave you to have a good cry.
Corey's in the house! Corey's in the house! Hold back! Whoo! This party got bad in a hurry.
Yeah, well, Mom and Dad started dancing and everybody went home.
Oh, man, another good party ruined by the bump.
Hey, let's get in line.
You know this party thing is so humiliating.
I don't know why I just don't switch schools.
Rae, the worst is over.
Come on.
He's right, Rae.
What more could she possibly do? Yeah, I guess.
God, this line is taking forever.
I know.
What are we waiting for anyway? Must be something good.
Everybody's here.
Next! Thanks.
Get your souvenir from the worst party of the year! Relive the horror again and again! Wow, Rae, you thought your party was bad.
Look at that girl.
That is a girl, isn't it? That's me! It's me! She took that picture of me when I was at my party.
I can't beat her.
She is pure evil.
Come on.
Good always beats evil.
Aah! Wait, I totally forgot.
This is real life.
Rae, you did it.
You totally won.
You finally beat Nicki.
What? What did you see? Let's just say it's not over until the bleached blonde cries.
Okay, so, tell me again what happened to the ball.
I was sharpening the steak knives and one of the slipped.
Mm-hmm.
So, okay, why were there 22 holes in it? Because it wouldn't die.
Okay, see, that's why we're buying three this time.
Fine, we're taking my car.
Forget it.
We're jogging.
Honey, is that music from Nicki's party going to bother you? Oh, no, Mom, we'll be okay.
I'm just going to chill out and watch some movies.
Oh! Is that Barry Bonds? Barry Bonds, you the man! Now he runs.
Okay, uh, Eddie, how's the video hookup coming? All right.
Just got to connect this one cable and we're set.
Cool.
Chelsea, got the bait? Yes, I do.
It's right here.
Great.
Now, just to reel in this fish.
Nicki, hi, girl.
It's Ravey.
Yeah, what's crackin'? Listen, I got the most beautiful arrangement of flowers today.
Yes, I think they sent it to the wrong house.
And I think it was a secret admirer so I'll just open the card.
Oh, oh, you're coming over? Okay.
Okay, great.
All right.
Four, three, two Let the games begin.
Sorry it took me so long.
Traffic.
Must be all of my party guests.
Oh, yeah, so, Nicki, yeah, you're wearing my outfit.
Oh, you mean the one that you returned and I got for 30% off because it reeked of failed party.
Yeah.
And it looks great on you.
So would a piano.
Excuse me? I said, um, yeah so you're having a piano at your party? Yes.
It'll be filled with shrimp.
Now, uh, my flowers, please, because my guests are waiting.
Hey, guys.
Check out my new leaf blower.
What are you doing? They say not to use this thing indoors but I don't know why! Turn it off! Turn it up?! Okay! Turn it off! Look at what you did to my hair! Well, on the plus side, it's totally leaf-free.
Aah! That darn Eddie.
You know what, we'll get that fixed for you, Nicki.
Chelsea! Hairspray.
Wait.
Wait a second.
No, wait, wait.
What are you doing? You're getting me all sticky! That darn Chelsea.
Golly gee, I'm hopeless.
Pillow fight! What are you doing? That darn Corey.
Me? She broke my pillow.
Look at me.
I cannot walk out of here like this! Maybe you can fly.
Come on.
Listen, go out through the kitchen and cut through the backyard.
No one will see.
Come on.
Girl, I hope you're not upset.
Sprinkler? I don't mind if I do.
Man that's cool.
I am soaking wet.
Those darn sprinklers.
Towel, anyone? Give me that! What is all over my face? Girl, it's pistachio pudding.
Eddie? Wait! What are you doing? Making some kind of freaky home video? I rigged the camera to the big screen TV at your party.
No, then everyone's going to see me like this.
That's right.
Smile for your guests, honey.
Come on, you guys.
Please, no.
Everyone's going to see me like this.
Please.
Go on, Rae.
Put the camera on.
Rae, you did it.
You totally won.
You finally beat Nicki.
You know I knew you were going to say that but I didn't know I'd feel this bad.
What? Rae, what are you talking about? Yeah, come on, Rae.
Revenge is sweet.
I mean, she embarrassed you, you embarrass her.
She had it coming.
Yeah, but guys, if I win this way then I'm just like her and that's worse than losing.
Nicki, come on, let's go get you cleaned up.
Hello, ladies.
This is Corey Baxter speaking.
The real party is three doors down.
I'll be waiting.
Thanks, Raven for letting me borrow your dress.
You know, Raven actually made that dress herself.
You know, you can bring it back after the party.
It's cool.
I'm not going to wear this to my party.
It's just going to get me across the street until I can change.
Bye-bye.
Hate her.
Hate her.
Rae, you so should have got her back when you had the chance.
I believe these are mine.
Ciao.
Rae, Rae, Rae.
You forgot to tell her that we loaded those flowers with poison ivy.
That darn Raven.