The Fall Guy (1981) s01e09 Episode Script
License to Kill (1)
WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND TO KISS AND TELL BUT I'VE BEEN SEEN WITH FARRAH I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH ANYTHING LESS THAN A NINE SO FINE I'VE BEEN ON FIRE WITH SALLY FIELD GONE FAS WITH A GIRL NAMED BO BUT SOMEHOW THEY JUS DON'T END UP AS MINE IT'S A DEATH-DEFYIN' LIFE I LEAD I TAKE MY CHANCES I DIE FOR A LIVIN' IN THE MOVIES AND TV [ Siren Wailing .]
BUT THE HARDEST THING I EVER DO IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES KISS SOME OTHER GUY WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE I MIGHT FALL FROM A TALL BUILDIN' I MIGHT ROLL A BRAND-NEW CAR 'CAUSE I'M THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN THAT MADE REDFORD SUCH A STAR [ Women Vocalizing .]
I'VE NEVER SPEN MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL BUT I'VE TAUGH LADIES PLENTY IT'S TRUE I HIRE MY BODY OUT FOR PAY HEY, HEY I'VE GOTTEN BURNED OVER CHERYL TIEGS BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH BUT WHEN I WIND UP IN THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY HEY, HEY I MIGHT JUMP AN OPEN DRAWBRIDGE OR TARZAN FROM A VINE 'CAUSE I'M THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN THAT MAKES EASTWOOD LOOK SO FINE [ Colt Narrating .]
THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM, BUT YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.
YOU'VE CHEERED FOR HIM AND CRIED FOR HIM, WOMEN HAVE WANTED TO DIE FOR HIM.
BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY CREDIT? OR THE GIRL? NO.
HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.
AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN' SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS-- WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ME, COLT SEAVERS.
ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK ISN'T WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.
SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW A GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.
WELL, ONE WAY IS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE AND WAIT AND WAIT.
THE OTHER IS TO TAKE AN OCCASIONAL JOB FOR THE COURT SYSTEM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHERE A MAN IS CONSIDERED INNOCEN UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES A LO OF THESE PEOPLE GET OUT OF JAIL ON WHAT WE CALL BAIL.
AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.
THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
I SOMETIMES PICK UP RENT MONEY TRYIN' TO FIND THEM AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.
BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU CAN GET INTO SOMETHING THAT'S WAY OVER A STUNTMAN'S HEAD.
THIS IS SALEM.
[ Machine Gun Fire .]
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, RYKER.
UH-UH.
I'VE GOT YOU, SALEM.
NONE OF YOUR LITTLE TROLLS OR GOBLINS TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME.
[ Siren Wailing .]
[ Tires Screeching .]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL! AND DROP IT.
NICE AND STILL, OR I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF.
[ Gun Clatters On Ground .]
THIS IS RYKER, 00-4-12.
I WANT A PREPAID TICKE WAITING FOR ME AT L.
A.
X.
TRANSCONTINENTAL AIRLINES, OPEN DESTINATION, UNLIMITED FARE.
I WOULDN'T HASSLE ME IF I WERE YOU.
THE NUMBER IS 555-2612.
NEVER MIND WHERE IT IS.
I'LL BE HERE.
RYKER, CHARLES A.
RYKER? ARE YOU THE BONDSMAN? OH, I'M SAMANTHA JACK.
GIVE ME YOUR LIFE STORY.
YOU'VE ALREADY CHECKED MY I.
D.
BACK TO KINDERGARTEN OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU? MR.
RYKER, UNLESS YOU'D LIKE TO START ALL OVER WITH ANOTHER BONDSMAN, YOU'LL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS.
WHY DOES MR.
CLEAN GO RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER TOWN BREAKING INTO SPORTING GOODS STORES AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING? I CAUGHT A GUY WITH MY WIFE, AND I'D RATHER NO GO INTO DETAIL.
WE HAVE TO BE CAUTIOUS IN MY BUSINESS, MR.
RYKER.
I'LL HAVE TO PUT A MAN ON YOU AND CHARGE YOU FOR IT.
A MAN? HE'S A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S AROUND.
[ Screams .]
TELL ME WHERE YOU PUT DANNY, OR THE NEXT ONE TAKES YOUR HEAD OFF.
[ Growling .]
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'.
YEAH, WELL SOMEBODY DID.
[ Growls .]
WHAT DO YOU GOT, ANOTHER MAN STASHED OUT THERE? HUH? IS THAT IT? WELL, I'LL SHOW HIM WHO'S MAN AROUND HERE, MOVIN' IN WITH MY LADY.
[ Growling .]
[ Growling .]
[ Shouts .]
[ Man .]
AND CUT! [ Whistling, Applause .]
OH, THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL.
PRINT IT.
YOU OKAY, LOU? FINE, BEN.
WHAT ABOUT COLT? OH, COLT? NO, HE'S GREAT.
YOU WERE GREAT, COLT.
UH, LET'S GE THE MAKEUP OFF LOU.
I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOU THE MOVIE OF THE WEEK-- THE WESTERN.
AT THIS HOUR? WELL, I'LL RIDE HOME WITH YOU.
WERNER, CAN YOU DO THE MAKEUP? THANK YOU.
GREAT.
ARE YOU SURE COLT'S OKAY? OH, NEVER WORRY ABOUT COLT.
HE'S ALWAYS KIDDING AROUND.
HEY, COLT.
ON YOUR FEET, BOY.
SOMEBODY WANT TO TALK TO COLT? HE'S IN THE WAY OF THE CREW WRAP.
HEY, COLT? COLT? COLT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I'LL CALL THE INFIRMARY FOR SOME SMELLING SALTS.
[ Rings .]
STAGE 22.
OH, MAY I SPEAK TO COLT SEAVERS? THIS IS SAMANTHA JACK.
JACK, IT'S HOWIE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS HOUR? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK, HOWIE.
I NEED TO TALK TO COLT.
THIS IS A RUSH JOB.
WELL, HE SEEMS TO BE KIND OF BUSY AT THE MOMENT, JACK.
- THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
- NATURALLY.
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUMP BAIL AT A DECENT HOUR? HOWIE, THIS ONE DIDN'T SKIP.
I JUST NEED COL TO BABYSIT HIM UNTIL I CAN VERIFY HIS SECURITY.
HE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN.
I DON'T THINK COLT'S GONNA FEEL LIKE WORKING ANYMORE THIS WEEKEND.
THE WAY I FIGURE IT, I THREW ONE, TWO, HIT, AND COLT MUST'VE BEEN EXPECTING ONE, TWO, THREE, HIT.
LOU, I TOLD YOU, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
STUNTMEN ARE USED TO BEING UNCONSCIOUS.
THEY LOVE IT.
GOOD NIGHT, COLT.
GOOD NIGHT, COLT.
NOW, ABOUT THIS MOVIE.
IT'S A WESTERN.
HOWIE, JUST TELL HIM IT'S $500 FOR JUS A FEW HOURS' WORK.
ALL HE HAS TO DO IS STAY WITH THIS GUY FROM CENTRAL JAIL UNTIL HE CAN GET TO THE BANK IN THE MORNING.
- AND THAT'S ALL? - THAT'S ALL.
NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT HIM ON? NOT NECESSARY, JACK.
I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THE JOB'S AS GOOD AS DONE.
WHERE'S COLT? HE'S DEAD ON HIS FEET.
HE ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE.
OKAY.
UH, I-I GUESS IF COLT SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT.
OH, UH, HOWIE, THIS IS MR.
RYKER.
HOW ARE YOU? MR.
RYKER, I EXPECT YOU TO BE BACK IN MY OFFICE BY NOON WITH THE SECURITY AGAINST THE BOND.
- I UNDERSTAND.
- AND, HOWIE, I EXPECT YOU TO MAKE SURE THA HE'S IN MY OFFICE WITH THE MONEY.
HERE'S HIS DOSSIER.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
I KNOW COLT'S TRICKS.
I'VE LEARNED IT ALL.
HOWIE, HE'S LEAVING.
[ Choking .]
MY TRUCK? HE STOLE MY TRUCK? AND HE ALSO STOLE THE DOSSIER WITH HIS PICTURE.
HELLO? YEAH, I'M HERE.
WELL, LOOK, HIS STEALING THE TRUCK MIGHT BE A BREAK.
IT MIGHT HELP US LOCATE HIM.
I'LL GET THE POLICE RIGHT ON IT.
AND, OH, KID.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY FEELIN' LOWER THAN A SKUNK'S NAVEL RIGHT NOW, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO ON PUNISHIN' YOURSELF.
- DO YOU MEAN THAT, COLT? - YEAH.
I WANNA DO IT.
[ Colt .]
YOU SEE, THE POLICE TRACED MY TRUCK HERE TO TRANSCONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
[ Man .]
CAN YOU DESCRIBE HIM? [ Howie .]
YEAH.
HE WAS TALL, BLOND, WEARING A BLACK TURTLENECK AND A PLAID JACKET, AND HE WAS PROBABLY IN A HURRY.
YES, I REMEMBER HIM VERY WELL BECAUSE HE BARELY MADE HIS FLIGHT.
WHAT FLIGHT? HAWAII, FLIGHT 845 FOR HONOLULU.
- HE WHAT? - YOU HEARD ME.
HE PRACTICALLY RENDERED MY YOUNG COUSIN SENSELESS.
RYKER HIT HOWIE? UH, DON'T INTERRUPT.
NOW THE WORST IS YET TO COME.
HE, UH-- HE LEFT THE COUNTRY.
THAT MAN IS OU ON $50,000 BOND.
- I KNOW, UH-- - COLT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE WENT? WELL, JACK, I AM THE BEST TRACKER IN THE WORLD.
$500 A DAY AND EXPENSES.
WELL, THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
NOW, GET GOIN'.
RIGHT.
OH, UH, BY THE WAY, WIRE A DESCRIPTION OF THIS RYKER FELLA TO THE HONOLULU POLICE DEPARTMENT.
- HONOLULU? - HAVE HIM TAKEN OFF TRANSCONTINENTAL FLIGHT 845, WOULD YOU? DO YOU MEAN YOU CLOWNS ARE GETTING A FREE TRIP TO HONOLULU BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN SCREWUP? COLT, IF I COULD GE MY HANDS ON YOU.
THERE YOU GO, GETTING SENTIMENTAL AGAIN.
GOOD-BYE, BIG JACK.
KID, WHILE I GET THE TICKETS, GRAB OUR STUNT BAGS OUT OF THE RENTAL CAR.
WE MAY NEED A CHANGE OF CLOTHES.
COLT, YOU'RE A MIRACLE MAN.
I BLOW A JOB, AND YOU TURN IT INTO A FREE TRIP TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS.
WELL, IT'S ALL IN YOUR OUTLOOK IN LIFE, KID.
YOU'LL NEVER COME UP EMPTY IF YOU CAN REMEMBER THREE SIMPLE THINGS ABOU WORKING FOR THE COURTS.
WHAT'S THAT? WELL, NEVER PULL A GUN UNLESS YOU INTEND TO USE IT.
YEAH.
NEVER SHOO EXCEPT TO KILL.
UH-HUH.
AND NEVER CARRY A PACKAGE BY THE STRING.
HUH? [ Big Jack .]
MAY I HELP YOU? [ Man .]
YOU POSTED A BOND ON A MAN NAMED RYKER.
WE'D LIKE THE ENTIRE MATTER FORGOTTEN.
OH, REALLY? GIVE ME 50 BIG ONES, AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT.
$50,000 CASH.
- $50,000.
- WHO ARE YOU? CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, RYKER NEVER EXISTED.
YOU SIMPLY INFORM THE COURT THAT THE BAIL HAS BEEN FORFEITED, AND THEN YOU PAY THE COURT $50,000.
- THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
- WHAT'S THAT? YOUR MAN RYKER'S A FUGITIVE.
WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM WHEN MY MAN BRINGS HIM IN? YOU HAVE SOMEONE FOLLOWING RYKER? COLT SEAVERS.
I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER LOST A MAN.
[ Sighs .]
LADY, YOU GE ON THAT PHONE AND YOU GE AHOLD OF THIS SEAVERS IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM ALIVE AGAIN.
[ Man .]
PRESIDENT MINARDOS WILL BE GIVEN THE KIND OF PROTECTION GIVEN EVERY IMPORTANT DIGNITARY THAT VISITS OUR CITY.
PRESIDENT MINARDOS WILL FOLLOW A PREDESIGNATED ROUTE WHICH WILL NOT BE MADE PUBLIC BECAUSE OF THE SECURITY PROBLEM INVOLVED IN PROTECTING THIS MAN'S LIFE, CONSIDERING THE PREVAILING WORLD OPINION.
LIEUTENANT FONG, ISN'T IT TRUE-- LIEUTENANT, CAN I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? UH, THAT'LL BE ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU.
LIEUTEN-- LIEUTENANT.
ONE MORE, PLEASE.
I'M SORRY.
WE DIDN' RECEIVE AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN FROM L.
A.
, SO WE HAVE NO WARRAN ON THIS RYKER.
WHAT IS HE WANTED FOR? ARMED ROBBERY.
BUT THERE MUST BE A WARRANT.
I PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS MYSELF.
YOU DIDN'T PUSH OURS.
I WOULD'VE BEEN AT THE AIRPORT.
EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT.
THIS JUST CAME IN.
I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
WE SEEM TO HAVE FOUND THE PROBLEM.
- OH, WELL, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
- PUT THESE TWO UNDER ARREST.
WHAT? COLT, DO SOMETHING.
DON'T GET EXCITED, KID.
IT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF A JOKE.
ISN'T IT? SO THIS IS HONOLULU.
IT AIN'T ALL LIKE THIS.
NO? WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THE REST OF IT? AS SOON AS I GE MY HANDS ON SOMEONE.
WHO? ANYONE.
AT THIS POINT, I AIN'T TOO PARTICULAR.
- HEY, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GET TO MAKE ONE PHONE CALL? - WELL, THAT'S THE LAW.
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FAC NO ONE'S LET US MAKE ONE? - THEY DON'T KNOW THE LAW.
- BUT THEY'RE THE COPS.
KID, THIS IS AN ISLAND.
THINGS MOVE SLOWLY HERE.
BUT I PROMISE YOU ONE THING-- I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE SUN SETS, AND WE'LL BE ON THE TOWN HAVING OURSELVES ONE FINE TIME.
YOU KNOW THAT PHONE CALL I MADE FROM THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING? - YEAH.
- YOU REMEMBER DON HO.
- YEAH.
- TWO TICKETS, FRONT AND CENTER.
WHAT, TONIGHT? PERSONAL FRIEND.
REALLY? HULA GIRLS.
WITH GRASS SKIRTS? YEAH.
[ Hawaiian .]
COLT? YEAH, KID? IT'S NIGHT.
SHUT UP, KID.
[ Man .]
SEAVERS! MUNSON! YEAH? YEAH? [ Door Closes .]
THERE'S A COMMANDER CARLSON HERE TO SEE YOU.
COMMANDER CARLSON? WHO'S HE? - HE'S A SHE.
- SHE? BONNIE? BONNIE.
[ Chuckles .]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD I EXPECTED TO SEE HERE.
HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE? UH, BIG JACK CALL YOU? JACK WHO? THE LADY WE'RE WORKIN' FOR-- A BAIL BONDSMAN IN L.
A.
I DON'T KNOW ANY LADY NAMED JACK.
AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE FROM THE POLICE DEPARTMENT TOLD ME YOU WERE IN TROUBLE AND COULD USE A GOOD LAWYER.
HERE I AM.
YOU'RE A LAWYER? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE MIXED UP IN? IT'S JUST A MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING.
MISUNDERSTANDING? THEY'RE HOLDING YOU UNDER A LAW THAT'S RESERVED FOR HIGH TREASON.
HIGH TREASON? DID YOU HEAR THAT, KID? HIGH TREASON.
UH, THEY SHOOT YOU FOR THAT, DON'T THEY? YEAH, WELL, I HOPE THEY USE QUARTER-LOAD BLANKS.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
THE GOVERNMENT IS.
BONNIE, YOU USED TO BE GOOD FOR A LOT OF LAUGHS.
YEAH, EMPTY-HEADED, "GOOD FOR A NICE TIME WHEN YOU'RE IN HONOLULU MAKING A MOVIE" ME.
WE'RE OLD FRIENDS.
YEAH, I CAN TELL.
I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU, BONNIE.
I'M HOWIE MUNSON.
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER CARLSON.
COMMANDER CARLSON.
YOU SURE LOOK GOOD.
I MEAN, UH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
UH, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, SHALL WE? YEAH, WELL, IT'S ALL JUS A BIG MISTAKE.
IF THEY'D LET US CALL BIG JACK-- COLT, SOMEONE DOESN'T WANT YOU TALKING TO ANYBODY.
TECHNICALLY, UNDER THIS SECURITY BLACKOUT, THEY COULD HOLD YOU INCOMMUNICADO FOR MONTHS.
- MONTHS? - MONTHS? NOW, I COULD INTERVENE FOR YOU, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO COOPERATE WITH ME.
ANYTHING.
FILE THIS.
[ Phone Ringing .]
I WANT SEAVERS.
COMMANDER, THERE'S A $100,000 TICKET ON HIM.
THIS IS AN OPEN G-2 ACCOUNT, NAVAL INTELLIGENCE.
PUSH THE PAPERS THROUGH.
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY WERE INSISTEN THAT THIS COOKIE BE HELD.
I DON'T THINK THEY FIGURED ANYONE WOULD POP FOR THIS MONEY.
I AM NOT "ANYONE.
" I'M THE UNITED STATES NAVY, AND IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO OWNS THIS ISLAND, I SUGGEST YOU CALL CINCPAC, ADMIRAL LEWIN.
- DON'T PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
- YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR TWILIGHT YEARS PATROLLING PEARL CITY, I SUGGEST YOU TURN THEM BOTH OVER TO ME NOW.
I GET THE MESSAGE.
HE'S ALL YOURS.
SERGEANT, SEAVERS AND MUNSON ARE GOING OUT.
[ Colt .]
NICE GOIN', BONNIE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, BUT IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON OUR SIDE.
[ Bonnie .]
SKIP THE CHARM.
IF YOU'VE LIED TO ME, MY CAREER IS OVER.
WELL, HOW'S THAT? I HAD TO TAKE YOU OU ON A SPECIAL PRIORITY FROM MY COMMANDER.
WELL, THAT'S REALLY GREA OF HIM TO BELIEVE IN US.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT, UH, WE'RE IN YOUR HANDS? YEAH.
I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE OFFICER IN CHARGE.
HI.
I'M LIEUTENANT FONG.
OH, F.
B.
I.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, AGENT BRADSHAW? COLT SEAVERS.
YOU'RE HOLDING HIM UNDER FEDERAL WARRANT AND I WANT HIM.
YOU WANT HIM? DON'T LOOK SO STARTLED.
I KNOW ALL ABOU THE $100,000 PRICE TAG.
THIS IS BUREAU PRIORITY.
MAN, HAD I KNOWN THIS SEAVERS WOULD DRAW THIS MUCH BUSINESS, WE COULD HAVE FINANCED A NEW WING.
WHAT IS THIS, AN AUDITION? I'M NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND.
THIS IS FEDERAL BUSINESS.
I WANT SEAVERS NOW, OR YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF-- POUNDING A BEAT IN PEARL CITY.
I KNOW.
WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE.
TOO LATE? SEAVERS JUST WEN OUT THE DOOR.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HELD HERE INCOMMUNICADO.
SOMEBODY PULLED RANK, LIKE YOU.
WHO? COMMANDER CARLSON, NAVY INTELLIGENCE.
BRADSHAW.
THE NAVY'S GOT HIM.
NO, I DIDN'T ASK WHOSE NAVY.
I PRESUMED IT WAS OURS.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
IN THIS MESS, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
LOOK, PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS.
FIND THOSE TWO GUYS AND FIND 'EM FAST, OR WE'RE ALL DEAD.
[ Howie .]
LOOK AT THIS, COLT.
I LOVE IT! OUR HOTEL'S RIGH ON THE BEACH IN WAIKIKI.
BIG JACK'LL FLIP WHEN SHE GETS THE BILLS.
[ Colt .]
STICK WITH ME, KID.
THIS IS OUR LUCKIEST TRIP.
I'VE ALREADY BOOKED YOU A ROOM.
YOU SHOULD BE REASONABLY SAFE.
SAFE? SAFE FROM WHAT? COLT, WE HAVE TO HAVE A TALK.
HEY, UH, HOWIE? WHY DON'T YOU, UH, FIND YOURSELF SOMETHING TALL AND PRETTY HERE AT THE HOTEL? BONNIE AND I GOT A LO OF TALKING TO DO.
OKAY.
HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE? NOT LONG.
A LONG TIME.
I'LL CALL BIG JACK.
YOU'LL CALL NOBODY.
I GAVE 'EM MY WORD I'D KEEP A BLACKOU ON YOUR ACTIVITIES UNTIL WE FOUND OU WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL STAY IN TOUCH WITH THE DESK.
ONCE AROUND THE ISLAND, BOYS.
FOLLOW THEM.
[ Drums Pounding .]
OH, BOY, THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.
WHAT'S THIS CALLED? IT'S CALLED A DECEMBER SPECIAL.
A DECEMBER SPECIAL? HMM.
SOME KIND OF AN ASTROLOGY THING? I TOOK A LITTLE OF THA AT CORNELL.
CORNELL WHO? NO.
NO, IT'S-- WELL, NEVER MIND.
YOU WERE SAYING THE DECEMBER SPECIAL IS NAMED AFTER-- PEARL HARBOR.
ONE BLAST'LL SINK YOUR FLEET.
[ Chuckles .]
OH, WELL, BOMBS AWAY.
- IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? - UM, NOT AT ALL.
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? WHY, HOW NICE.
MY USUAL, FREDDIE.
ONE BOTTLE OF CORDON ROUGE COMING UP.
A BOTTLE OF CORDON ROUGE? IT'S ALL RIGHT, ISN'T IT? IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO HANDLE THE MAN WHO DRINKS DECEMBER SPECIALS, I WANT SOME AMMUNITION.
WELL, FIRE AWAY, HONEY.
[ Buzzes .]
[ Speaking Foreign Language .]
SALEM.
ONE OF THEM CAN IDENTIFY RYKER.
I WANT BOTH OF THEM.
RYKER WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PENETRATE MY PERIMETER AGAIN.
THEY SPENT YEARS TRAINING THIS ANIMAL TO TRACK ME DOWN, AND I CANNOT FIND HIM.
OKAY, PRESIDENT MINARDOS'S PROCESSION STARTS HERE AND GOES NORTH.
FROM THERE, THERE ARE THREE ALTERNATE ROUTES.
THIS WILL BE MY BEST OPTION FOR OBLITERATING HIM.
[ Bonnie Chuckles .]
NOW THEN, LET'S TALK ABOU THIS RYKER YOU WERE CHASING.
OH, COME ON, BONNIE.
IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS.
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HIM THAT WE COULDN'T TAKE A LITTLE TIME JUST GETTING REACQUAINTED? YOU TELL ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO BURY IN A TIME CAPSULE.
THAT'S A BIG MISTAKE.
UH, THIS RYKER FELLA'S JUST AN ORDINARY COMMONPLACE CRIMINAL.
I MEAN, I CATCH 'EM EVERY DAY.
YOU WANT HIM, I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU.
[ Chuckles .]
THIS IS RYKER.
RYKER, WHERE ARE YOU? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA WORK THROUGH CHANNELS? I DON'T TRUST YOUR CHANNELS.
SALEM CAN BUY THEM.
AND WE CAN'T TRUST YOU TO RUN AROUND THE WORLD LIKE A ONE-MAN ARMY.
SALEM'S HERE.
DON'T GET IN MY WAY.
WHERE'S HERE? WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HONOLULU, SO DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF.
TRACE IT.
TELL US WHERE YOU'RE HOLED UP SO WE CAN SEND HELP.
I DON'T NEED MORE HELP.
CHANG'S WORKING WITH ME.
HE KNOWS SALEM'S NEXT TARGET.
I'LL BE WAITING.
RYKER, IF YOU DON' WANT TO COOPERATE, WHY ARE YOU CHECKING IN AT ALL? CHANG TELLS ME SOMEBODY'S LOOKING FOR ME-- A BOUNTY HUNTER NAMED SEAVERS.
- HE'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF-- LOCKED UP.
- MM-HMM.
CHANG TELLS ME SOMEBODY GOT HIM RELEASED.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WE'RE HAVING HIM HELD ON A $100,000 BOND.
SOMEBODY PUT IT UP TO CUT HIM LOOSE.
- SOMEBODY SPRANG THE COWBOY.
A HUNDRED G's.
- NOW I'LL HAVE TO HANDLE IT.
RYKER, DAMN IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE TO HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE.
I'M GOING TO STOP SALEM BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN.
AND BEFORE HE CAN STOP ME.
- WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH SEAVERS? - HIS PARTNER CAN IDENTIFY ME.
I'VE GOTTA GET TO HIM BEFORE SALEM DOES.
WE'LL HAVE THEM PICKED UP AGAIN.
NO, YOU'LL BE TOO LATE.
WHOEVER'S GOT THEM IS GONNA USE THEM TO FIND ME.
THEY'RE WORKING FOR SALEM.
THAT'S YOUR LEAK.
NOW FIND OUT WHO IT IS AND TELL ME.
- I'LL FINISH THEM.
- RYKER.
RYKER! [ Bonnie .]
IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE FIRS TIME YOU BROUGHT ME HERE.
YEAH, EXCEPT, UH, IT'S A LITTLE MORE CROWDED.
WE'RE GOING FOR A SHORT WALK.
WE'LL BE FINE.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS PEACEFUL PLACE.
SO UNLIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD.
OH! DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU TRIED TO PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME? TRIED? WELL, YOU PRACTICALLY THREW ME TO THE GROUND TRYING TO KISS ME.
- [ Groaning .]
- I THREW YOU TO THE GROUND? YOU HAVE A VERY POOR MEMORY.
THAT'S TRUE.
IN MY MIND, EVERYONE IN MY PAST WAS A 10.
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
YEAH? WHAT? I DIDN'T JUST BRING YOU OUT HERE FOR THE SCENERY.
NO? YEAH.
[ Grunting .]
WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO THE OLD DAYS WHEN I USED TO HOLD YOU? THERE YOU GO BEING FRIVOLOUS AGAIN.
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH? RIGHT, AND I'M GONNA DIE IF I DON'T KISS YOU.
I WASN'T GOING TO LE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.
[ Grunting .]
[ Water Splashes .]
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHIN'? [ Groaning .]
LET'S GO.
GO.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
I MEAN, WHAT WOULD THERE BE TO HEAR AT A RELIGIOUS SHRINE? I KNOW I HEARD SOMETHIN'.
WELL, I'LL CHECK.
WHERE YOU GOING WITH A GUN? JUST WAIT HERE.
BONNIE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START LEVELING WITH ME? [ Shouting .]
[ Shouting .]
WHAT HAPPENED? THEY JUMPED US, JUST LIKE YOU EXPECTED.
BUT ONLY A LITTLE SOONER.
AND YOU LET 'EM GET AWAY? WE DIDN'T EXACTLY HAVE A CHOICE.
THERE WAS THREE OF 'EM.
DAMN.
COULD'VE LED US RIGHT BACK TO SALEM.
HOW LONG YOU THINK I CAN USE THIS POOR GUY AS BAIT? HEY.
WHAT KIND OF RELIGION IS THIS? TWO GUYS JUMPED ME BACK THERE WHEN YOU LEFT.
UH, WELL, I WENT TO SEE IF THE SHORE PATROL HAD HEARD ANYTHING.
LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT AN EARFUL.
YEAH, WELL, THEY HAD A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
BONNIE, WHAT'S GOING ON? COLT, I'M UNDER ORDERS NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE THA YOU GIVE ME A PICTURE OF THIS RYKER YOU'RE AFTER.
WELL, HE COULD WELL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MEN WHO JUST ATTACKED YOU.
WE DON'T GOT ONE.
WELL, OF COURSE YOU HAVE ONE.
NO ONE GOES AFTER A FUGITIVE WITHOUT A PICTURE.
THIS WAS KIND OF AN UNUSUAL SITUATION.
WE THOUGHT HE'D BE IN CUSTODY WHEN WE GOT HERE.
THEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE? ONLY WHAT HOWIE TOLD ME.
HOWIE.
HE SAW RYKER.
HE'S THE ONE THAT PICKED HIM UP FROM THE L.
A.
JAIL.
UH, KIND OF HIS FIRST SOLO JOB.
COLT, WOULD YOU MIND IF WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL ON THE DOUBLE? AND SO THEN I DECIDED TO MOVE TO CAL STATE AND HAVE A GO AT ARCHAEOLOGY.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTO THINGS THAT ARE A LITTLE OLDER.
WELL, I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW.
THANKS FOR THE DRINKS.
SO EARLY? A LADY MY AGE NEEDS HER BEAUTY REST.
OH.
$247.
YOU MUST MEAN $47.
THREE DECEMBER SPECIALS AND A WHOLE LOT OF THAT HIGH-PRICED CHAMPAGNE YOUR LADY PUT AWAY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THERE MUS BE SOME MISTAKE HERE.
THE LADY WAS ONLY DRINKING CLUB SODA.
WHAT? YEAH, HERE.
TASTE IT YOURSELF.
THAT'S PURE SODA WATER, AND IT'S NOT VERY BUBBLY.
I THINK MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE OLD.
LISTEN, PUNK! IF ANYBODY PUT AWAY ANY CHAMPAGNE, IT'S YOU, BECAUSE IT NEVER MADE IT OVER HERE.
YOU KNOW WHA YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF? NOTHING.
HEY.
I EXPECT TO PAY FOR WHAT I GOT.
HERE'S, UH, 50 BUCKS.
GO ON.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
SMART GUY, HUH? NO, UH-UH.
BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT A GUY WHO SPENT AS MUCH TIME IN COLLEGE AS I HAVE KNOWS BETTER THAN GIRLS' DORMS, IT'S BARS.
GOOD TALKING TO YOU.
YOU MAKE A REAL GOOD DRINK.
I HAVE TO WARN YOU GUYS.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN, WHICH MAKES THESE BABIES LETHAL WEAPONS.
IT WOULD BE A FELONY IF I HAD TO HURT EITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS.
[ Shouts .]
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! [ Muttering .]
VERY NICELY DONE.
I'M A STUNTMAN.
BORN TO IT.
WOULD YOU BE MR.
MUNSON, COLT SEAVERS'S ASSOCIATE? YEAH.
YOU KNOW COLT? HE SENT ME TO FIND YOU.
NO KIDDING? WHAT FOR? IT'S A SURPRISE.
OH.
PRETTY POLYNESIAN BABY WAITIN' FOR ME [ Woman On P.
A.
.]
MR.
SIMPSON, FRONT DESK, PLEASE.
HEY.
WE WERE JUS COMING TO MEET YOU.
YEAH, WHO'S WE? WELL, THE GUY YOU SENT TO GET ME.
UH, WHAT GUY I SENT TO GET YOU? HE'S RIGHT, UH-- WELL, HE WAS RIGHT HERE.
A NICE ORIENTAL MAN.
DRESSED IN BLACK? THEN YOU DID SEND HIM.
- SETH, DIRK.
- [ Woman On P.
A.
.]
MR.
ADAMS, HOUSEPHONE, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, BONNIE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A LITTLE LESS THAN ATTENTIVE NO CALLING YOU IN FIVE YEARS, BUT WOULD THIS THING BE ONE BIG JOKE TO GET EVEN? WELL, OF ALL THE INGRATITUDE.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET MIXED UP IN YOUR PROBLEMS.
I COULD HAVE LEFT YOU SITTING IN JAIL FOREVER.
OH, I KNOW, BUT, UH, IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT? - WELL, LIKE WHAT? - YEAH, COLT, LIKE WHAT? I SPOTTED HIM, BUT HE GOT AWAY.
NO DOUBT ABOUT WHO IT WAS.
WHO GOT AWAY? IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
WHY ARE YOU CHASING HIM? OH, UH, NOT CHASING.
WE'RE JUST INTERESTED IN WHOSEVER'S INTERESTED IN YOU.
YOU SAID THAT HE SAID THAT COLT SENT FOR YOU? RIGHT.
THEN YOU DID SEND HIM.
I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBED HIM PERFECTLY.
I DIDN'T DESCRIBE HIM.
SHE DESCRIBED HIM.
YOU DESCRIBED HIM.
LUCKY GUESS? YOU MUST HAVE SENT HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
I DID FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS THAN I'VE TOLD.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I PROMISED THE POLICE THAT I WOULD RESPEC THE SECRECY WARRANT THA YOU WERE BEING HELD UNDER.
IF YOU CALL THE LADY YOU WORK FOR AND HAVE HER WIRE A PHOTOGRAPH OF RYKER TO US, THEN I'M SURE I CAN PERSUADE THE POLICE TO LET ME TELL YOU MORE.
YOU PROMISE? PROMISE.
[ Colt .]
WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
[ Big Jack .]
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, COLT.
JUST COME HOME.
WE'RE OFF THE HOOK.
THE BOND'S BEEN PAID.
PAID? $50,000? I MEAN, WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT? AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
JUST REMEMBER, AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED, THERE IS NO RYKER AND THERE IS NO BOND.
- JUST COME HOME.
- ALL RIGHT.
I GIVE UP.
IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
WE'LL BE ON THE FIRST PLANE.
SORRY FOR THE HASSLE.
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, MS.
JACK.
WE APPRECIATE IT.
OH, THERE'S, UH, JUST ONE MORE THING.
WE EXPECT YOU TO KEEP THIS MATTER CONFIDENTIAL.
I GOT THAT MESSAGE.
[ Door Closes .]
- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? - WE ARE GOING HOME TO L.
A.
COME ON, KID.
YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF HAWAII.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF IT.
WELL, IT ALL PRETTY MUCH LOOKS LIKE THIS ROOM.
- WE ARE NO GOING HOME TO L.
A.
? - NO.
- THERE IS A RYKER? - YES.
- AND THERE WAS AN ARREST? - YES.
- AND WE'RE STILL IN CUSTODY? - YEP.
GOD, IF I EVER GET OU OF THIS, I'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN.
- I PROMISE-- EVER.
- I KNOW IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSING.
I'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, MAKE YOURSELF AS COMFORTABLE AS YOU CAN.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE'RE OUT OF JAIL, BUT WE'RE STILL PRISONERS.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT LIKE THAT.
YOUR HOTEL HAS GREAT ROOM SERVICE, COLOR TV.
I'M EVEN TOLD YOU CAN GET A GOOD MASSAGE.
HEY, NOW.
THAT, UH-- YEAH, WELL, WITH OUR LUCK, THEY'LL PROBABLY SEND UP A COUPLE OF GUYS.
YOU SURE YOU WON'T JUS AT LEAST STAY FOR ONE DRINK? I WISH I COULD.
BUT IF I'M TO GET YOU RELEASED, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
HOWIE, I'M GOING TO ARRANGE FOR A SKETCH ARTIST TO TRY AND COME UP WITH A LIKENESS OF RYKER BASED ON YOUR RECOLLECTION.
- FINE.
- WELL.
BYE, FELLAS.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
MM-HMM.
[ Sighs .]
WE'RE LIKE PAWNS IN A CHESS GAME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF BIG GOVERNMENT PUSHING AROUND THE LITTLE GUY, AND WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
SO LET'S SHOW THEM.
LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
LET THEM KNOW THA WE'RE THE LAST OF A BREED-- MAYBE THE LAST FREE SPIRITS ON EARTH.
WE'RE STUNTMEN, AND WE'RE BOUNTY HUNTERS.
DAGGUMIT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE GO WHERE WE WANT, WHEN WE WAN AND HOW WE WANT.
WE'RE GONNA BE FREE.
UH, JUST CHECKING.
YEAH.
COLT, YOU'RE, UH, WRONG.
DON'T TURN AROUND, MR.
SEAVERS, OR YOUR FRIEND STOPS BREATHING.
LIE FACE DOWN ON THE BED, BOTH OF YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT-- LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT, COLT.
NOT RYKER? I'D RATHER NO HAVE TO DO THIS.
I CHECKED YOU OUT.
YOU'RE ABOUT AS LOYAL AS THEY COME.
THAT'S WHY I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
I DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TWO CHOICES-- I CAN TAKE YOUR FRIEND WITH ME OR KILL HIM.
I THINK I'LL GO WITH HIM, COLT.
UH, KILL HOWIE? WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN HONOLULU WHO'S SEEN MY FACE AND CAN IDENTIFY ME.
- SO? - SO IT'S WAR, SEAVERS.
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM.
- IT'S GOT TO BE STOPPED.
- BY KILLING HOWIE? YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE GO YOURSELVES CAUGHT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
YOU'RE BEING USED.
HOW? SOMEONE IS SYSTEMATICALLY SELLING US OU TO HELP MY TARGET.
NOW, THE GOVERNMENT TRIED TO CALL YOU OFF MY TRACK.
SOMEBODY WANTS YOU BACK ON I TO LEAD THEM TO ME.
- WHAT TARGET? - A PIECE OF SLIME-- MURDERER WHO'S TERRORIZED HALF THE WORLD.
HE'S KILLED MEN, WOMEN, EVEN CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF ANY CAUSE WILLING TO PAY HIS PRICE.
- SOUNDS LIKE ONE BAD DUDE.
- YEAH.
IT'S TAKEN FOUR YEARS AND THE LIVES OF A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE TO GET ME IN POSITION TO STOP HIM.
HEY, WE'LL HELP YOU GET HIM.
RIGHT, COLT? OH, I'M WITH YOU.
YEAH, UH-- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA NAIL HIM.
UH, LOOK, LET'S FORGET ALL THIS ABOUT KILLING HOWIE.
I MEAN, HE WON'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
NO, I HAVE A TERRIBLE MEMORY.
I'M SORRY, SEAVERS.
I'VE GOT NO CHOICE.
HE CAN IDENTIFY ME.
IF THEY GET THEIR HANDS ON HIM, THEY'LL USE ANY MEANS, YOU UNDERSTAND? ANY MEANS TO GET TO ME.
- HIT THE FLOOR! - [ Gunfire .]
HOWIE, LOOK OUT! CHLOROFORMED.
WHERE'S RYKER? I LOST HIM FOR YOU AGAIN, COLT.
[ Sighs .]
WELL, MAYBE WE OWED HIM ONE.
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, THE FELLOW WE'RE HUNTING SAVED OUR LIVES.
SPEAKING OF SAVING LIVES, COLT, UH, THANKS.
THAT WAS A PRETTY BRAVE THING YOU DID, KID.
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
WHOEVER WE'RE DEALING WITH IS WAY OUT OF OUR LEAGUE.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? SHOOTING UP A HOTEL WHILE IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY? WE DIDN'T SHOOT UP A HOTEL.
WE WERE INNOCENT VICTIMS.
NO.
THEN HOW DID YOUR FINGERPRINTS GET ALL OVER THE AUTOMATIC THAT DID ALL THE DAMAGE? - WE CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
- WE CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
LIEUTENANT FONG WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GUARD? YOUR GUARD WAS CHLOROFORMED.
AND IF YOUR GUARD HADN'T ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE CHLOROFORMED, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN SHOT AT.
COLT, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY ANYONE WOULD WAN TO SHOOT AT YOU.
WHO SAID THEY WERE SHOOTING AT US? WHAT ABOUT RYKER? I MEAN, ISN'T HE WORTH THE PRICE OF LEAD? RYKER WAS HERE? YOU SAW HIM? SAW HIM? WE WERE PRACTICALLY IN BED TOGETHER.
THAT'S GOOD.
HE DID COME AFTER YOU.
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU EXPECTED IT.
NEVER MIND.
COLT, JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT HE SAID.
AND REMEMBER, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
[ Phone Rings .]
- HELLO.
- [ Ryker .]
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
JUST LISTEN.
SEAVERS, YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.
NEITHER CAN I.
I WANT TO MEET WITH YOU.
THAT DIDN'T TURN OU TOO WELL LAST TIME.
- I SAVED YOUR LIVES.
- YEAH, BUT YOU CAME HERE TO TAKE ONE.
THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW WHO THE TRAITOR WAS.
NOW I DO.
SHE'S WITH YOU IN THAT ROOM.
WHAT IF I DON'T BUY THIS? ASK YOURSELF HOW I FOUND YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN A DECOY ALL ALONG, AND YOU KNOW IT.
THERE'S A TROLLER CALLED THE SEA WATCH IN THE MERCHANT HARBOR.
I'LL BE THERE IN ONE HOUR.
BRING YOUR PARTNER, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ENOUGH PROOF TO CONVINCE YOU.
- IF I DON'T? - SEAVERS, YOU TELL ANYONE, YOU KILL US ALL.
[ Click, Dial Tone .]
- THAT WAS RYKER.
- AND IF IT WAS? COLT, IF YOU HOLD OUT ON ME-- YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOU WHO'S HOLDING OUT? ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, I'M GOING TO GE A DESCRIPTION OF HIM.
GUARD, WE'RE TAKING THESE TWO GENTLEMEN BACK TO THE BASE.
[ Colt .]
BONNIE, JUST WHAT IS YOUR CONNECTION WITH RYKER? [ Bonnie .]
COLT, THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN' KNOW OF BECAUSE OF-- SECURITY, I KNOW.
AND I'M GETTING A LITTLE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT.
WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE SECRETS.
LET'S TALK ABOU YOUR PHONE CALL.
[ Chuckles .]
I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
- WHY NOT? - SECURITY.
IF I TELL YOU ABOUT RYKER, WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE CALL? PROBABLY.
RYKER WORKS FOR THE C.
I.
A.
HE'S THEIR SELF-APPOINTED EXPERT ON SALEM.
SALEM? I READ ABOUT HIM IN TIME MAGAZINE.
HE'S BEEN INVOLVED IN PRACTICALLY EVERY POLITICAL KILLING IN THE LAST 10 YEARS.
ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES ARE WORKING TO STOP HIM.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUS GET TOGETHER, OR ISN'T THERE ENOUGH GLORY TO GO AROUND? GLORY? WE'RE TALKING ABOU TREASON.
SALEM IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US.
THERE'S GOTTA BE ONLY ONE EXPLANATION: A LEAK.
SO EVERY INTELLIGENCE UNI THINKS THE LEAK IS COMING FROM ONE OF THE OTHER UNITS.
- RIGHT.
- INCLUDING YOURS? IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU? UH, UH, UH.
YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR PART OF THE STORY YET.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK.
I THINK IT'S VERY STRANGE THA RYKER ALWAYS MANAGES TO TURN UP ON THE SCENE OF SALEM'S MURDERS.
WELL, WHY? I MEAN, HE COULD JUST BE A DARN GOOD TRACKER, LIKE ME.
[ Sighs .]
WELL, WHAT IF IT'S MORE THAN THAT? WHAT IF RYKER IS WORKING FOR SALEM? [ Laughs .]
YOU'RE GETTING INTO SOME PRETTY HEAVY GUESSING FOR ONE LITTLE LAWYER.
I MEAN, SHOULDN'T YOU BE SHARING SOME OF THIS WITH THE C.
I.
A.
? I AM NOT A LITTLE LAWYER.
I'M A LIEUTENANT COMMANDER IN CHARGE OF MY OWN NAVAL INTELLIGENCE UNIT.
NO.
KID, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE'S BEEN LYING TO US ALL THE TIME.
BOY, IF YOU CAN'T TRUS YOUR OWN ARMED FORCES, WHO CAN YOU TRUST? DON'T START ON ME.
I WANNA HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE BARGAIN.
- WHAT DID RYKER TELL YOU, AND WHERE IS HE? - NOPE.
- ARE YOU GONNA BACK OU ON YOUR WORD? - NO, I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY.
IN FACT, THE WAY I SEE IT, HOWIE AND ME OWE YOU ONE LIE, SO NOW WE'RE EVEN.
- COME ON, KID.
WE'RE LEAVIN'.
- LEAVING? THIS CAR'S GOING 40 MILES AN HOUR.
[ Colt .]
HOLD IT NICE AND STEADY, FELLAS.
TAXI! THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR MINDS! THERE'S AN EXTRA 20 FOR YOU IF YOU CAN MAKE THIS NEXT LEFT.
[ Tires Squealing .]
TURN AROUND! CHANG! CHANG? CHANG.
CHANG, WHAT HAPPENED? SUNDAY, FROM THE SKY.
WHO? PRESIDENT MINARDOS FROM THE SK-SKY.
CHANG, WHERE DID THIS HAPPEN? HOW DID YOU GET AWAY? RYKER, IT'S ME, SEAVERS.
- WERE YOU FOLLOWED? - NOT THAT WE COULD TELL.
WE GOTTA TALK, SEAVERS.
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME.
SALEM'S HERE, AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HIM UNLESS YOUR COMMANDER CARLSON GETS IN MY WAY.
GO AFTER THEM.
THEY'LL LEAD YOU TO SALEM.
IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE.
STAY HERE, SEE IF YOU CAN HELP HIM.
I'LL GO GET THE OTHER ONE.
IF WE GET SEPARATED, I'LL MEET YOU A THE TEMPLE OF THE RISING SUN.
UH, WHERE? THE RISING SUN.
WHOA! [ Groans .]
[ Groans .]
[ Grunting .]
[ Screams .]
BUT THE HARDEST THING I EVER DO IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES KISS SOME OTHER GUY WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE I MIGHT FALL FROM A TALL BUILDIN' I MIGHT ROLL A BRAND-NEW CAR 'CAUSE I'M THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN THAT MADE REDFORD SUCH A STAR [ Women Vocalizing .]
I'VE NEVER SPEN MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL BUT I'VE TAUGH LADIES PLENTY IT'S TRUE I HIRE MY BODY OUT FOR PAY HEY, HEY I'VE GOTTEN BURNED OVER CHERYL TIEGS BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH BUT WHEN I WIND UP IN THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY HEY, HEY I MIGHT JUMP AN OPEN DRAWBRIDGE OR TARZAN FROM A VINE 'CAUSE I'M THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN THAT MAKES EASTWOOD LOOK SO FINE [ Colt Narrating .]
THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM, BUT YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.
YOU'VE CHEERED FOR HIM AND CRIED FOR HIM, WOMEN HAVE WANTED TO DIE FOR HIM.
BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY CREDIT? OR THE GIRL? NO.
HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.
AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN' SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS-- WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ME, COLT SEAVERS.
ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK ISN'T WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.
SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW A GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.
WELL, ONE WAY IS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE AND WAIT AND WAIT.
THE OTHER IS TO TAKE AN OCCASIONAL JOB FOR THE COURT SYSTEM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHERE A MAN IS CONSIDERED INNOCEN UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES A LO OF THESE PEOPLE GET OUT OF JAIL ON WHAT WE CALL BAIL.
AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.
THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
I SOMETIMES PICK UP RENT MONEY TRYIN' TO FIND THEM AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.
BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU CAN GET INTO SOMETHING THAT'S WAY OVER A STUNTMAN'S HEAD.
THIS IS SALEM.
[ Machine Gun Fire .]
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, RYKER.
UH-UH.
I'VE GOT YOU, SALEM.
NONE OF YOUR LITTLE TROLLS OR GOBLINS TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME.
[ Siren Wailing .]
[ Tires Screeching .]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL! AND DROP IT.
NICE AND STILL, OR I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF.
[ Gun Clatters On Ground .]
THIS IS RYKER, 00-4-12.
I WANT A PREPAID TICKE WAITING FOR ME AT L.
A.
X.
TRANSCONTINENTAL AIRLINES, OPEN DESTINATION, UNLIMITED FARE.
I WOULDN'T HASSLE ME IF I WERE YOU.
THE NUMBER IS 555-2612.
NEVER MIND WHERE IT IS.
I'LL BE HERE.
RYKER, CHARLES A.
RYKER? ARE YOU THE BONDSMAN? OH, I'M SAMANTHA JACK.
GIVE ME YOUR LIFE STORY.
YOU'VE ALREADY CHECKED MY I.
D.
BACK TO KINDERGARTEN OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU? MR.
RYKER, UNLESS YOU'D LIKE TO START ALL OVER WITH ANOTHER BONDSMAN, YOU'LL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS.
WHY DOES MR.
CLEAN GO RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER TOWN BREAKING INTO SPORTING GOODS STORES AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING? I CAUGHT A GUY WITH MY WIFE, AND I'D RATHER NO GO INTO DETAIL.
WE HAVE TO BE CAUTIOUS IN MY BUSINESS, MR.
RYKER.
I'LL HAVE TO PUT A MAN ON YOU AND CHARGE YOU FOR IT.
A MAN? HE'S A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S AROUND.
[ Screams .]
TELL ME WHERE YOU PUT DANNY, OR THE NEXT ONE TAKES YOUR HEAD OFF.
[ Growling .]
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'.
YEAH, WELL SOMEBODY DID.
[ Growls .]
WHAT DO YOU GOT, ANOTHER MAN STASHED OUT THERE? HUH? IS THAT IT? WELL, I'LL SHOW HIM WHO'S MAN AROUND HERE, MOVIN' IN WITH MY LADY.
[ Growling .]
[ Growling .]
[ Shouts .]
[ Man .]
AND CUT! [ Whistling, Applause .]
OH, THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL.
PRINT IT.
YOU OKAY, LOU? FINE, BEN.
WHAT ABOUT COLT? OH, COLT? NO, HE'S GREAT.
YOU WERE GREAT, COLT.
UH, LET'S GE THE MAKEUP OFF LOU.
I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOU THE MOVIE OF THE WEEK-- THE WESTERN.
AT THIS HOUR? WELL, I'LL RIDE HOME WITH YOU.
WERNER, CAN YOU DO THE MAKEUP? THANK YOU.
GREAT.
ARE YOU SURE COLT'S OKAY? OH, NEVER WORRY ABOUT COLT.
HE'S ALWAYS KIDDING AROUND.
HEY, COLT.
ON YOUR FEET, BOY.
SOMEBODY WANT TO TALK TO COLT? HE'S IN THE WAY OF THE CREW WRAP.
HEY, COLT? COLT? COLT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I'LL CALL THE INFIRMARY FOR SOME SMELLING SALTS.
[ Rings .]
STAGE 22.
OH, MAY I SPEAK TO COLT SEAVERS? THIS IS SAMANTHA JACK.
JACK, IT'S HOWIE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THIS HOUR? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK, HOWIE.
I NEED TO TALK TO COLT.
THIS IS A RUSH JOB.
WELL, HE SEEMS TO BE KIND OF BUSY AT THE MOMENT, JACK.
- THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
- NATURALLY.
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUMP BAIL AT A DECENT HOUR? HOWIE, THIS ONE DIDN'T SKIP.
I JUST NEED COL TO BABYSIT HIM UNTIL I CAN VERIFY HIS SECURITY.
HE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN.
I DON'T THINK COLT'S GONNA FEEL LIKE WORKING ANYMORE THIS WEEKEND.
THE WAY I FIGURE IT, I THREW ONE, TWO, HIT, AND COLT MUST'VE BEEN EXPECTING ONE, TWO, THREE, HIT.
LOU, I TOLD YOU, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
STUNTMEN ARE USED TO BEING UNCONSCIOUS.
THEY LOVE IT.
GOOD NIGHT, COLT.
GOOD NIGHT, COLT.
NOW, ABOUT THIS MOVIE.
IT'S A WESTERN.
HOWIE, JUST TELL HIM IT'S $500 FOR JUS A FEW HOURS' WORK.
ALL HE HAS TO DO IS STAY WITH THIS GUY FROM CENTRAL JAIL UNTIL HE CAN GET TO THE BANK IN THE MORNING.
- AND THAT'S ALL? - THAT'S ALL.
NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT HIM ON? NOT NECESSARY, JACK.
I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THE JOB'S AS GOOD AS DONE.
WHERE'S COLT? HE'S DEAD ON HIS FEET.
HE ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE.
OKAY.
UH, I-I GUESS IF COLT SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT.
OH, UH, HOWIE, THIS IS MR.
RYKER.
HOW ARE YOU? MR.
RYKER, I EXPECT YOU TO BE BACK IN MY OFFICE BY NOON WITH THE SECURITY AGAINST THE BOND.
- I UNDERSTAND.
- AND, HOWIE, I EXPECT YOU TO MAKE SURE THA HE'S IN MY OFFICE WITH THE MONEY.
HERE'S HIS DOSSIER.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
I KNOW COLT'S TRICKS.
I'VE LEARNED IT ALL.
HOWIE, HE'S LEAVING.
[ Choking .]
MY TRUCK? HE STOLE MY TRUCK? AND HE ALSO STOLE THE DOSSIER WITH HIS PICTURE.
HELLO? YEAH, I'M HERE.
WELL, LOOK, HIS STEALING THE TRUCK MIGHT BE A BREAK.
IT MIGHT HELP US LOCATE HIM.
I'LL GET THE POLICE RIGHT ON IT.
AND, OH, KID.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY FEELIN' LOWER THAN A SKUNK'S NAVEL RIGHT NOW, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO ON PUNISHIN' YOURSELF.
- DO YOU MEAN THAT, COLT? - YEAH.
I WANNA DO IT.
[ Colt .]
YOU SEE, THE POLICE TRACED MY TRUCK HERE TO TRANSCONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
[ Man .]
CAN YOU DESCRIBE HIM? [ Howie .]
YEAH.
HE WAS TALL, BLOND, WEARING A BLACK TURTLENECK AND A PLAID JACKET, AND HE WAS PROBABLY IN A HURRY.
YES, I REMEMBER HIM VERY WELL BECAUSE HE BARELY MADE HIS FLIGHT.
WHAT FLIGHT? HAWAII, FLIGHT 845 FOR HONOLULU.
- HE WHAT? - YOU HEARD ME.
HE PRACTICALLY RENDERED MY YOUNG COUSIN SENSELESS.
RYKER HIT HOWIE? UH, DON'T INTERRUPT.
NOW THE WORST IS YET TO COME.
HE, UH-- HE LEFT THE COUNTRY.
THAT MAN IS OU ON $50,000 BOND.
- I KNOW, UH-- - COLT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE WENT? WELL, JACK, I AM THE BEST TRACKER IN THE WORLD.
$500 A DAY AND EXPENSES.
WELL, THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
NOW, GET GOIN'.
RIGHT.
OH, UH, BY THE WAY, WIRE A DESCRIPTION OF THIS RYKER FELLA TO THE HONOLULU POLICE DEPARTMENT.
- HONOLULU? - HAVE HIM TAKEN OFF TRANSCONTINENTAL FLIGHT 845, WOULD YOU? DO YOU MEAN YOU CLOWNS ARE GETTING A FREE TRIP TO HONOLULU BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN SCREWUP? COLT, IF I COULD GE MY HANDS ON YOU.
THERE YOU GO, GETTING SENTIMENTAL AGAIN.
GOOD-BYE, BIG JACK.
KID, WHILE I GET THE TICKETS, GRAB OUR STUNT BAGS OUT OF THE RENTAL CAR.
WE MAY NEED A CHANGE OF CLOTHES.
COLT, YOU'RE A MIRACLE MAN.
I BLOW A JOB, AND YOU TURN IT INTO A FREE TRIP TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS.
WELL, IT'S ALL IN YOUR OUTLOOK IN LIFE, KID.
YOU'LL NEVER COME UP EMPTY IF YOU CAN REMEMBER THREE SIMPLE THINGS ABOU WORKING FOR THE COURTS.
WHAT'S THAT? WELL, NEVER PULL A GUN UNLESS YOU INTEND TO USE IT.
YEAH.
NEVER SHOO EXCEPT TO KILL.
UH-HUH.
AND NEVER CARRY A PACKAGE BY THE STRING.
HUH? [ Big Jack .]
MAY I HELP YOU? [ Man .]
YOU POSTED A BOND ON A MAN NAMED RYKER.
WE'D LIKE THE ENTIRE MATTER FORGOTTEN.
OH, REALLY? GIVE ME 50 BIG ONES, AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT.
$50,000 CASH.
- $50,000.
- WHO ARE YOU? CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, RYKER NEVER EXISTED.
YOU SIMPLY INFORM THE COURT THAT THE BAIL HAS BEEN FORFEITED, AND THEN YOU PAY THE COURT $50,000.
- THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
- WHAT'S THAT? YOUR MAN RYKER'S A FUGITIVE.
WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM WHEN MY MAN BRINGS HIM IN? YOU HAVE SOMEONE FOLLOWING RYKER? COLT SEAVERS.
I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER LOST A MAN.
[ Sighs .]
LADY, YOU GE ON THAT PHONE AND YOU GE AHOLD OF THIS SEAVERS IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM ALIVE AGAIN.
[ Man .]
PRESIDENT MINARDOS WILL BE GIVEN THE KIND OF PROTECTION GIVEN EVERY IMPORTANT DIGNITARY THAT VISITS OUR CITY.
PRESIDENT MINARDOS WILL FOLLOW A PREDESIGNATED ROUTE WHICH WILL NOT BE MADE PUBLIC BECAUSE OF THE SECURITY PROBLEM INVOLVED IN PROTECTING THIS MAN'S LIFE, CONSIDERING THE PREVAILING WORLD OPINION.
LIEUTENANT FONG, ISN'T IT TRUE-- LIEUTENANT, CAN I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? UH, THAT'LL BE ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU.
LIEUTEN-- LIEUTENANT.
ONE MORE, PLEASE.
I'M SORRY.
WE DIDN' RECEIVE AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN FROM L.
A.
, SO WE HAVE NO WARRAN ON THIS RYKER.
WHAT IS HE WANTED FOR? ARMED ROBBERY.
BUT THERE MUST BE A WARRANT.
I PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS MYSELF.
YOU DIDN'T PUSH OURS.
I WOULD'VE BEEN AT THE AIRPORT.
EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT.
THIS JUST CAME IN.
I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
WE SEEM TO HAVE FOUND THE PROBLEM.
- OH, WELL, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
- PUT THESE TWO UNDER ARREST.
WHAT? COLT, DO SOMETHING.
DON'T GET EXCITED, KID.
IT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF A JOKE.
ISN'T IT? SO THIS IS HONOLULU.
IT AIN'T ALL LIKE THIS.
NO? WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THE REST OF IT? AS SOON AS I GE MY HANDS ON SOMEONE.
WHO? ANYONE.
AT THIS POINT, I AIN'T TOO PARTICULAR.
- HEY, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GET TO MAKE ONE PHONE CALL? - WELL, THAT'S THE LAW.
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FAC NO ONE'S LET US MAKE ONE? - THEY DON'T KNOW THE LAW.
- BUT THEY'RE THE COPS.
KID, THIS IS AN ISLAND.
THINGS MOVE SLOWLY HERE.
BUT I PROMISE YOU ONE THING-- I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE SUN SETS, AND WE'LL BE ON THE TOWN HAVING OURSELVES ONE FINE TIME.
YOU KNOW THAT PHONE CALL I MADE FROM THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING? - YEAH.
- YOU REMEMBER DON HO.
- YEAH.
- TWO TICKETS, FRONT AND CENTER.
WHAT, TONIGHT? PERSONAL FRIEND.
REALLY? HULA GIRLS.
WITH GRASS SKIRTS? YEAH.
[ Hawaiian .]
COLT? YEAH, KID? IT'S NIGHT.
SHUT UP, KID.
[ Man .]
SEAVERS! MUNSON! YEAH? YEAH? [ Door Closes .]
THERE'S A COMMANDER CARLSON HERE TO SEE YOU.
COMMANDER CARLSON? WHO'S HE? - HE'S A SHE.
- SHE? BONNIE? BONNIE.
[ Chuckles .]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD I EXPECTED TO SEE HERE.
HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE? UH, BIG JACK CALL YOU? JACK WHO? THE LADY WE'RE WORKIN' FOR-- A BAIL BONDSMAN IN L.
A.
I DON'T KNOW ANY LADY NAMED JACK.
AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE FROM THE POLICE DEPARTMENT TOLD ME YOU WERE IN TROUBLE AND COULD USE A GOOD LAWYER.
HERE I AM.
YOU'RE A LAWYER? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE MIXED UP IN? IT'S JUST A MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING.
MISUNDERSTANDING? THEY'RE HOLDING YOU UNDER A LAW THAT'S RESERVED FOR HIGH TREASON.
HIGH TREASON? DID YOU HEAR THAT, KID? HIGH TREASON.
UH, THEY SHOOT YOU FOR THAT, DON'T THEY? YEAH, WELL, I HOPE THEY USE QUARTER-LOAD BLANKS.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
THE GOVERNMENT IS.
BONNIE, YOU USED TO BE GOOD FOR A LOT OF LAUGHS.
YEAH, EMPTY-HEADED, "GOOD FOR A NICE TIME WHEN YOU'RE IN HONOLULU MAKING A MOVIE" ME.
WE'RE OLD FRIENDS.
YEAH, I CAN TELL.
I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU, BONNIE.
I'M HOWIE MUNSON.
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER CARLSON.
COMMANDER CARLSON.
YOU SURE LOOK GOOD.
I MEAN, UH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
UH, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, SHALL WE? YEAH, WELL, IT'S ALL JUS A BIG MISTAKE.
IF THEY'D LET US CALL BIG JACK-- COLT, SOMEONE DOESN'T WANT YOU TALKING TO ANYBODY.
TECHNICALLY, UNDER THIS SECURITY BLACKOUT, THEY COULD HOLD YOU INCOMMUNICADO FOR MONTHS.
- MONTHS? - MONTHS? NOW, I COULD INTERVENE FOR YOU, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO COOPERATE WITH ME.
ANYTHING.
FILE THIS.
[ Phone Ringing .]
I WANT SEAVERS.
COMMANDER, THERE'S A $100,000 TICKET ON HIM.
THIS IS AN OPEN G-2 ACCOUNT, NAVAL INTELLIGENCE.
PUSH THE PAPERS THROUGH.
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY WERE INSISTEN THAT THIS COOKIE BE HELD.
I DON'T THINK THEY FIGURED ANYONE WOULD POP FOR THIS MONEY.
I AM NOT "ANYONE.
" I'M THE UNITED STATES NAVY, AND IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO OWNS THIS ISLAND, I SUGGEST YOU CALL CINCPAC, ADMIRAL LEWIN.
- DON'T PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
- YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR TWILIGHT YEARS PATROLLING PEARL CITY, I SUGGEST YOU TURN THEM BOTH OVER TO ME NOW.
I GET THE MESSAGE.
HE'S ALL YOURS.
SERGEANT, SEAVERS AND MUNSON ARE GOING OUT.
[ Colt .]
NICE GOIN', BONNIE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, BUT IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON OUR SIDE.
[ Bonnie .]
SKIP THE CHARM.
IF YOU'VE LIED TO ME, MY CAREER IS OVER.
WELL, HOW'S THAT? I HAD TO TAKE YOU OU ON A SPECIAL PRIORITY FROM MY COMMANDER.
WELL, THAT'S REALLY GREA OF HIM TO BELIEVE IN US.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT, UH, WE'RE IN YOUR HANDS? YEAH.
I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE OFFICER IN CHARGE.
HI.
I'M LIEUTENANT FONG.
OH, F.
B.
I.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, AGENT BRADSHAW? COLT SEAVERS.
YOU'RE HOLDING HIM UNDER FEDERAL WARRANT AND I WANT HIM.
YOU WANT HIM? DON'T LOOK SO STARTLED.
I KNOW ALL ABOU THE $100,000 PRICE TAG.
THIS IS BUREAU PRIORITY.
MAN, HAD I KNOWN THIS SEAVERS WOULD DRAW THIS MUCH BUSINESS, WE COULD HAVE FINANCED A NEW WING.
WHAT IS THIS, AN AUDITION? I'M NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND.
THIS IS FEDERAL BUSINESS.
I WANT SEAVERS NOW, OR YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF-- POUNDING A BEAT IN PEARL CITY.
I KNOW.
WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE.
TOO LATE? SEAVERS JUST WEN OUT THE DOOR.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HELD HERE INCOMMUNICADO.
SOMEBODY PULLED RANK, LIKE YOU.
WHO? COMMANDER CARLSON, NAVY INTELLIGENCE.
BRADSHAW.
THE NAVY'S GOT HIM.
NO, I DIDN'T ASK WHOSE NAVY.
I PRESUMED IT WAS OURS.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
IN THIS MESS, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
LOOK, PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS.
FIND THOSE TWO GUYS AND FIND 'EM FAST, OR WE'RE ALL DEAD.
[ Howie .]
LOOK AT THIS, COLT.
I LOVE IT! OUR HOTEL'S RIGH ON THE BEACH IN WAIKIKI.
BIG JACK'LL FLIP WHEN SHE GETS THE BILLS.
[ Colt .]
STICK WITH ME, KID.
THIS IS OUR LUCKIEST TRIP.
I'VE ALREADY BOOKED YOU A ROOM.
YOU SHOULD BE REASONABLY SAFE.
SAFE? SAFE FROM WHAT? COLT, WE HAVE TO HAVE A TALK.
HEY, UH, HOWIE? WHY DON'T YOU, UH, FIND YOURSELF SOMETHING TALL AND PRETTY HERE AT THE HOTEL? BONNIE AND I GOT A LO OF TALKING TO DO.
OKAY.
HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE? NOT LONG.
A LONG TIME.
I'LL CALL BIG JACK.
YOU'LL CALL NOBODY.
I GAVE 'EM MY WORD I'D KEEP A BLACKOU ON YOUR ACTIVITIES UNTIL WE FOUND OU WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL STAY IN TOUCH WITH THE DESK.
ONCE AROUND THE ISLAND, BOYS.
FOLLOW THEM.
[ Drums Pounding .]
OH, BOY, THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.
WHAT'S THIS CALLED? IT'S CALLED A DECEMBER SPECIAL.
A DECEMBER SPECIAL? HMM.
SOME KIND OF AN ASTROLOGY THING? I TOOK A LITTLE OF THA AT CORNELL.
CORNELL WHO? NO.
NO, IT'S-- WELL, NEVER MIND.
YOU WERE SAYING THE DECEMBER SPECIAL IS NAMED AFTER-- PEARL HARBOR.
ONE BLAST'LL SINK YOUR FLEET.
[ Chuckles .]
OH, WELL, BOMBS AWAY.
- IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? - UM, NOT AT ALL.
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? WHY, HOW NICE.
MY USUAL, FREDDIE.
ONE BOTTLE OF CORDON ROUGE COMING UP.
A BOTTLE OF CORDON ROUGE? IT'S ALL RIGHT, ISN'T IT? IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO HANDLE THE MAN WHO DRINKS DECEMBER SPECIALS, I WANT SOME AMMUNITION.
WELL, FIRE AWAY, HONEY.
[ Buzzes .]
[ Speaking Foreign Language .]
SALEM.
ONE OF THEM CAN IDENTIFY RYKER.
I WANT BOTH OF THEM.
RYKER WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PENETRATE MY PERIMETER AGAIN.
THEY SPENT YEARS TRAINING THIS ANIMAL TO TRACK ME DOWN, AND I CANNOT FIND HIM.
OKAY, PRESIDENT MINARDOS'S PROCESSION STARTS HERE AND GOES NORTH.
FROM THERE, THERE ARE THREE ALTERNATE ROUTES.
THIS WILL BE MY BEST OPTION FOR OBLITERATING HIM.
[ Bonnie Chuckles .]
NOW THEN, LET'S TALK ABOU THIS RYKER YOU WERE CHASING.
OH, COME ON, BONNIE.
IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS.
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HIM THAT WE COULDN'T TAKE A LITTLE TIME JUST GETTING REACQUAINTED? YOU TELL ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO BURY IN A TIME CAPSULE.
THAT'S A BIG MISTAKE.
UH, THIS RYKER FELLA'S JUST AN ORDINARY COMMONPLACE CRIMINAL.
I MEAN, I CATCH 'EM EVERY DAY.
YOU WANT HIM, I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU.
[ Chuckles .]
THIS IS RYKER.
RYKER, WHERE ARE YOU? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA WORK THROUGH CHANNELS? I DON'T TRUST YOUR CHANNELS.
SALEM CAN BUY THEM.
AND WE CAN'T TRUST YOU TO RUN AROUND THE WORLD LIKE A ONE-MAN ARMY.
SALEM'S HERE.
DON'T GET IN MY WAY.
WHERE'S HERE? WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HONOLULU, SO DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF.
TRACE IT.
TELL US WHERE YOU'RE HOLED UP SO WE CAN SEND HELP.
I DON'T NEED MORE HELP.
CHANG'S WORKING WITH ME.
HE KNOWS SALEM'S NEXT TARGET.
I'LL BE WAITING.
RYKER, IF YOU DON' WANT TO COOPERATE, WHY ARE YOU CHECKING IN AT ALL? CHANG TELLS ME SOMEBODY'S LOOKING FOR ME-- A BOUNTY HUNTER NAMED SEAVERS.
- HE'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF-- LOCKED UP.
- MM-HMM.
CHANG TELLS ME SOMEBODY GOT HIM RELEASED.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WE'RE HAVING HIM HELD ON A $100,000 BOND.
SOMEBODY PUT IT UP TO CUT HIM LOOSE.
- SOMEBODY SPRANG THE COWBOY.
A HUNDRED G's.
- NOW I'LL HAVE TO HANDLE IT.
RYKER, DAMN IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE TO HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE.
I'M GOING TO STOP SALEM BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN.
AND BEFORE HE CAN STOP ME.
- WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH SEAVERS? - HIS PARTNER CAN IDENTIFY ME.
I'VE GOTTA GET TO HIM BEFORE SALEM DOES.
WE'LL HAVE THEM PICKED UP AGAIN.
NO, YOU'LL BE TOO LATE.
WHOEVER'S GOT THEM IS GONNA USE THEM TO FIND ME.
THEY'RE WORKING FOR SALEM.
THAT'S YOUR LEAK.
NOW FIND OUT WHO IT IS AND TELL ME.
- I'LL FINISH THEM.
- RYKER.
RYKER! [ Bonnie .]
IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE FIRS TIME YOU BROUGHT ME HERE.
YEAH, EXCEPT, UH, IT'S A LITTLE MORE CROWDED.
WE'RE GOING FOR A SHORT WALK.
WE'LL BE FINE.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS PEACEFUL PLACE.
SO UNLIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD.
OH! DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU TRIED TO PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME? TRIED? WELL, YOU PRACTICALLY THREW ME TO THE GROUND TRYING TO KISS ME.
- [ Groaning .]
- I THREW YOU TO THE GROUND? YOU HAVE A VERY POOR MEMORY.
THAT'S TRUE.
IN MY MIND, EVERYONE IN MY PAST WAS A 10.
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
YEAH? WHAT? I DIDN'T JUST BRING YOU OUT HERE FOR THE SCENERY.
NO? YEAH.
[ Grunting .]
WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO THE OLD DAYS WHEN I USED TO HOLD YOU? THERE YOU GO BEING FRIVOLOUS AGAIN.
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH? RIGHT, AND I'M GONNA DIE IF I DON'T KISS YOU.
I WASN'T GOING TO LE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.
[ Grunting .]
[ Water Splashes .]
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHIN'? [ Groaning .]
LET'S GO.
GO.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
I MEAN, WHAT WOULD THERE BE TO HEAR AT A RELIGIOUS SHRINE? I KNOW I HEARD SOMETHIN'.
WELL, I'LL CHECK.
WHERE YOU GOING WITH A GUN? JUST WAIT HERE.
BONNIE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START LEVELING WITH ME? [ Shouting .]
[ Shouting .]
WHAT HAPPENED? THEY JUMPED US, JUST LIKE YOU EXPECTED.
BUT ONLY A LITTLE SOONER.
AND YOU LET 'EM GET AWAY? WE DIDN'T EXACTLY HAVE A CHOICE.
THERE WAS THREE OF 'EM.
DAMN.
COULD'VE LED US RIGHT BACK TO SALEM.
HOW LONG YOU THINK I CAN USE THIS POOR GUY AS BAIT? HEY.
WHAT KIND OF RELIGION IS THIS? TWO GUYS JUMPED ME BACK THERE WHEN YOU LEFT.
UH, WELL, I WENT TO SEE IF THE SHORE PATROL HAD HEARD ANYTHING.
LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT AN EARFUL.
YEAH, WELL, THEY HAD A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
BONNIE, WHAT'S GOING ON? COLT, I'M UNDER ORDERS NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE THA YOU GIVE ME A PICTURE OF THIS RYKER YOU'RE AFTER.
WELL, HE COULD WELL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MEN WHO JUST ATTACKED YOU.
WE DON'T GOT ONE.
WELL, OF COURSE YOU HAVE ONE.
NO ONE GOES AFTER A FUGITIVE WITHOUT A PICTURE.
THIS WAS KIND OF AN UNUSUAL SITUATION.
WE THOUGHT HE'D BE IN CUSTODY WHEN WE GOT HERE.
THEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE? ONLY WHAT HOWIE TOLD ME.
HOWIE.
HE SAW RYKER.
HE'S THE ONE THAT PICKED HIM UP FROM THE L.
A.
JAIL.
UH, KIND OF HIS FIRST SOLO JOB.
COLT, WOULD YOU MIND IF WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL ON THE DOUBLE? AND SO THEN I DECIDED TO MOVE TO CAL STATE AND HAVE A GO AT ARCHAEOLOGY.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTO THINGS THAT ARE A LITTLE OLDER.
WELL, I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW.
THANKS FOR THE DRINKS.
SO EARLY? A LADY MY AGE NEEDS HER BEAUTY REST.
OH.
$247.
YOU MUST MEAN $47.
THREE DECEMBER SPECIALS AND A WHOLE LOT OF THAT HIGH-PRICED CHAMPAGNE YOUR LADY PUT AWAY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THERE MUS BE SOME MISTAKE HERE.
THE LADY WAS ONLY DRINKING CLUB SODA.
WHAT? YEAH, HERE.
TASTE IT YOURSELF.
THAT'S PURE SODA WATER, AND IT'S NOT VERY BUBBLY.
I THINK MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE OLD.
LISTEN, PUNK! IF ANYBODY PUT AWAY ANY CHAMPAGNE, IT'S YOU, BECAUSE IT NEVER MADE IT OVER HERE.
YOU KNOW WHA YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF? NOTHING.
HEY.
I EXPECT TO PAY FOR WHAT I GOT.
HERE'S, UH, 50 BUCKS.
GO ON.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
SMART GUY, HUH? NO, UH-UH.
BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT A GUY WHO SPENT AS MUCH TIME IN COLLEGE AS I HAVE KNOWS BETTER THAN GIRLS' DORMS, IT'S BARS.
GOOD TALKING TO YOU.
YOU MAKE A REAL GOOD DRINK.
I HAVE TO WARN YOU GUYS.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN, WHICH MAKES THESE BABIES LETHAL WEAPONS.
IT WOULD BE A FELONY IF I HAD TO HURT EITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS.
[ Shouts .]
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! [ Muttering .]
VERY NICELY DONE.
I'M A STUNTMAN.
BORN TO IT.
WOULD YOU BE MR.
MUNSON, COLT SEAVERS'S ASSOCIATE? YEAH.
YOU KNOW COLT? HE SENT ME TO FIND YOU.
NO KIDDING? WHAT FOR? IT'S A SURPRISE.
OH.
PRETTY POLYNESIAN BABY WAITIN' FOR ME [ Woman On P.
A.
.]
MR.
SIMPSON, FRONT DESK, PLEASE.
HEY.
WE WERE JUS COMING TO MEET YOU.
YEAH, WHO'S WE? WELL, THE GUY YOU SENT TO GET ME.
UH, WHAT GUY I SENT TO GET YOU? HE'S RIGHT, UH-- WELL, HE WAS RIGHT HERE.
A NICE ORIENTAL MAN.
DRESSED IN BLACK? THEN YOU DID SEND HIM.
- SETH, DIRK.
- [ Woman On P.
A.
.]
MR.
ADAMS, HOUSEPHONE, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, BONNIE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A LITTLE LESS THAN ATTENTIVE NO CALLING YOU IN FIVE YEARS, BUT WOULD THIS THING BE ONE BIG JOKE TO GET EVEN? WELL, OF ALL THE INGRATITUDE.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET MIXED UP IN YOUR PROBLEMS.
I COULD HAVE LEFT YOU SITTING IN JAIL FOREVER.
OH, I KNOW, BUT, UH, IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT? - WELL, LIKE WHAT? - YEAH, COLT, LIKE WHAT? I SPOTTED HIM, BUT HE GOT AWAY.
NO DOUBT ABOUT WHO IT WAS.
WHO GOT AWAY? IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
WHY ARE YOU CHASING HIM? OH, UH, NOT CHASING.
WE'RE JUST INTERESTED IN WHOSEVER'S INTERESTED IN YOU.
YOU SAID THAT HE SAID THAT COLT SENT FOR YOU? RIGHT.
THEN YOU DID SEND HIM.
I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBED HIM PERFECTLY.
I DIDN'T DESCRIBE HIM.
SHE DESCRIBED HIM.
YOU DESCRIBED HIM.
LUCKY GUESS? YOU MUST HAVE SENT HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
I DID FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS THAN I'VE TOLD.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I PROMISED THE POLICE THAT I WOULD RESPEC THE SECRECY WARRANT THA YOU WERE BEING HELD UNDER.
IF YOU CALL THE LADY YOU WORK FOR AND HAVE HER WIRE A PHOTOGRAPH OF RYKER TO US, THEN I'M SURE I CAN PERSUADE THE POLICE TO LET ME TELL YOU MORE.
YOU PROMISE? PROMISE.
[ Colt .]
WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
[ Big Jack .]
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, COLT.
JUST COME HOME.
WE'RE OFF THE HOOK.
THE BOND'S BEEN PAID.
PAID? $50,000? I MEAN, WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT? AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
JUST REMEMBER, AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED, THERE IS NO RYKER AND THERE IS NO BOND.
- JUST COME HOME.
- ALL RIGHT.
I GIVE UP.
IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
WE'LL BE ON THE FIRST PLANE.
SORRY FOR THE HASSLE.
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, MS.
JACK.
WE APPRECIATE IT.
OH, THERE'S, UH, JUST ONE MORE THING.
WE EXPECT YOU TO KEEP THIS MATTER CONFIDENTIAL.
I GOT THAT MESSAGE.
[ Door Closes .]
- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? - WE ARE GOING HOME TO L.
A.
COME ON, KID.
YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF HAWAII.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF IT.
WELL, IT ALL PRETTY MUCH LOOKS LIKE THIS ROOM.
- WE ARE NO GOING HOME TO L.
A.
? - NO.
- THERE IS A RYKER? - YES.
- AND THERE WAS AN ARREST? - YES.
- AND WE'RE STILL IN CUSTODY? - YEP.
GOD, IF I EVER GET OU OF THIS, I'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN.
- I PROMISE-- EVER.
- I KNOW IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSING.
I'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, MAKE YOURSELF AS COMFORTABLE AS YOU CAN.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE'RE OUT OF JAIL, BUT WE'RE STILL PRISONERS.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT LIKE THAT.
YOUR HOTEL HAS GREAT ROOM SERVICE, COLOR TV.
I'M EVEN TOLD YOU CAN GET A GOOD MASSAGE.
HEY, NOW.
THAT, UH-- YEAH, WELL, WITH OUR LUCK, THEY'LL PROBABLY SEND UP A COUPLE OF GUYS.
YOU SURE YOU WON'T JUS AT LEAST STAY FOR ONE DRINK? I WISH I COULD.
BUT IF I'M TO GET YOU RELEASED, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
HOWIE, I'M GOING TO ARRANGE FOR A SKETCH ARTIST TO TRY AND COME UP WITH A LIKENESS OF RYKER BASED ON YOUR RECOLLECTION.
- FINE.
- WELL.
BYE, FELLAS.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
MM-HMM.
[ Sighs .]
WE'RE LIKE PAWNS IN A CHESS GAME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF BIG GOVERNMENT PUSHING AROUND THE LITTLE GUY, AND WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
SO LET'S SHOW THEM.
LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
LET THEM KNOW THA WE'RE THE LAST OF A BREED-- MAYBE THE LAST FREE SPIRITS ON EARTH.
WE'RE STUNTMEN, AND WE'RE BOUNTY HUNTERS.
DAGGUMIT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE GO WHERE WE WANT, WHEN WE WAN AND HOW WE WANT.
WE'RE GONNA BE FREE.
UH, JUST CHECKING.
YEAH.
COLT, YOU'RE, UH, WRONG.
DON'T TURN AROUND, MR.
SEAVERS, OR YOUR FRIEND STOPS BREATHING.
LIE FACE DOWN ON THE BED, BOTH OF YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT-- LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT, COLT.
NOT RYKER? I'D RATHER NO HAVE TO DO THIS.
I CHECKED YOU OUT.
YOU'RE ABOUT AS LOYAL AS THEY COME.
THAT'S WHY I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
I DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TWO CHOICES-- I CAN TAKE YOUR FRIEND WITH ME OR KILL HIM.
I THINK I'LL GO WITH HIM, COLT.
UH, KILL HOWIE? WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN HONOLULU WHO'S SEEN MY FACE AND CAN IDENTIFY ME.
- SO? - SO IT'S WAR, SEAVERS.
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM.
- IT'S GOT TO BE STOPPED.
- BY KILLING HOWIE? YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE GO YOURSELVES CAUGHT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
YOU'RE BEING USED.
HOW? SOMEONE IS SYSTEMATICALLY SELLING US OU TO HELP MY TARGET.
NOW, THE GOVERNMENT TRIED TO CALL YOU OFF MY TRACK.
SOMEBODY WANTS YOU BACK ON I TO LEAD THEM TO ME.
- WHAT TARGET? - A PIECE OF SLIME-- MURDERER WHO'S TERRORIZED HALF THE WORLD.
HE'S KILLED MEN, WOMEN, EVEN CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF ANY CAUSE WILLING TO PAY HIS PRICE.
- SOUNDS LIKE ONE BAD DUDE.
- YEAH.
IT'S TAKEN FOUR YEARS AND THE LIVES OF A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE TO GET ME IN POSITION TO STOP HIM.
HEY, WE'LL HELP YOU GET HIM.
RIGHT, COLT? OH, I'M WITH YOU.
YEAH, UH-- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA NAIL HIM.
UH, LOOK, LET'S FORGET ALL THIS ABOUT KILLING HOWIE.
I MEAN, HE WON'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
NO, I HAVE A TERRIBLE MEMORY.
I'M SORRY, SEAVERS.
I'VE GOT NO CHOICE.
HE CAN IDENTIFY ME.
IF THEY GET THEIR HANDS ON HIM, THEY'LL USE ANY MEANS, YOU UNDERSTAND? ANY MEANS TO GET TO ME.
- HIT THE FLOOR! - [ Gunfire .]
HOWIE, LOOK OUT! CHLOROFORMED.
WHERE'S RYKER? I LOST HIM FOR YOU AGAIN, COLT.
[ Sighs .]
WELL, MAYBE WE OWED HIM ONE.
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, THE FELLOW WE'RE HUNTING SAVED OUR LIVES.
SPEAKING OF SAVING LIVES, COLT, UH, THANKS.
THAT WAS A PRETTY BRAVE THING YOU DID, KID.
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
WHOEVER WE'RE DEALING WITH IS WAY OUT OF OUR LEAGUE.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? SHOOTING UP A HOTEL WHILE IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY? WE DIDN'T SHOOT UP A HOTEL.
WE WERE INNOCENT VICTIMS.
NO.
THEN HOW DID YOUR FINGERPRINTS GET ALL OVER THE AUTOMATIC THAT DID ALL THE DAMAGE? - WE CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
- WE CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
LIEUTENANT FONG WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GUARD? YOUR GUARD WAS CHLOROFORMED.
AND IF YOUR GUARD HADN'T ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE CHLOROFORMED, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN SHOT AT.
COLT, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY ANYONE WOULD WAN TO SHOOT AT YOU.
WHO SAID THEY WERE SHOOTING AT US? WHAT ABOUT RYKER? I MEAN, ISN'T HE WORTH THE PRICE OF LEAD? RYKER WAS HERE? YOU SAW HIM? SAW HIM? WE WERE PRACTICALLY IN BED TOGETHER.
THAT'S GOOD.
HE DID COME AFTER YOU.
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU EXPECTED IT.
NEVER MIND.
COLT, JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT HE SAID.
AND REMEMBER, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
[ Phone Rings .]
- HELLO.
- [ Ryker .]
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
JUST LISTEN.
SEAVERS, YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.
NEITHER CAN I.
I WANT TO MEET WITH YOU.
THAT DIDN'T TURN OU TOO WELL LAST TIME.
- I SAVED YOUR LIVES.
- YEAH, BUT YOU CAME HERE TO TAKE ONE.
THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW WHO THE TRAITOR WAS.
NOW I DO.
SHE'S WITH YOU IN THAT ROOM.
WHAT IF I DON'T BUY THIS? ASK YOURSELF HOW I FOUND YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN A DECOY ALL ALONG, AND YOU KNOW IT.
THERE'S A TROLLER CALLED THE SEA WATCH IN THE MERCHANT HARBOR.
I'LL BE THERE IN ONE HOUR.
BRING YOUR PARTNER, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ENOUGH PROOF TO CONVINCE YOU.
- IF I DON'T? - SEAVERS, YOU TELL ANYONE, YOU KILL US ALL.
[ Click, Dial Tone .]
- THAT WAS RYKER.
- AND IF IT WAS? COLT, IF YOU HOLD OUT ON ME-- YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOU WHO'S HOLDING OUT? ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, I'M GOING TO GE A DESCRIPTION OF HIM.
GUARD, WE'RE TAKING THESE TWO GENTLEMEN BACK TO THE BASE.
[ Colt .]
BONNIE, JUST WHAT IS YOUR CONNECTION WITH RYKER? [ Bonnie .]
COLT, THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN' KNOW OF BECAUSE OF-- SECURITY, I KNOW.
AND I'M GETTING A LITTLE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT.
WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE SECRETS.
LET'S TALK ABOU YOUR PHONE CALL.
[ Chuckles .]
I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
- WHY NOT? - SECURITY.
IF I TELL YOU ABOUT RYKER, WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE CALL? PROBABLY.
RYKER WORKS FOR THE C.
I.
A.
HE'S THEIR SELF-APPOINTED EXPERT ON SALEM.
SALEM? I READ ABOUT HIM IN TIME MAGAZINE.
HE'S BEEN INVOLVED IN PRACTICALLY EVERY POLITICAL KILLING IN THE LAST 10 YEARS.
ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES ARE WORKING TO STOP HIM.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUS GET TOGETHER, OR ISN'T THERE ENOUGH GLORY TO GO AROUND? GLORY? WE'RE TALKING ABOU TREASON.
SALEM IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US.
THERE'S GOTTA BE ONLY ONE EXPLANATION: A LEAK.
SO EVERY INTELLIGENCE UNI THINKS THE LEAK IS COMING FROM ONE OF THE OTHER UNITS.
- RIGHT.
- INCLUDING YOURS? IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU? UH, UH, UH.
YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR PART OF THE STORY YET.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK.
I THINK IT'S VERY STRANGE THA RYKER ALWAYS MANAGES TO TURN UP ON THE SCENE OF SALEM'S MURDERS.
WELL, WHY? I MEAN, HE COULD JUST BE A DARN GOOD TRACKER, LIKE ME.
[ Sighs .]
WELL, WHAT IF IT'S MORE THAN THAT? WHAT IF RYKER IS WORKING FOR SALEM? [ Laughs .]
YOU'RE GETTING INTO SOME PRETTY HEAVY GUESSING FOR ONE LITTLE LAWYER.
I MEAN, SHOULDN'T YOU BE SHARING SOME OF THIS WITH THE C.
I.
A.
? I AM NOT A LITTLE LAWYER.
I'M A LIEUTENANT COMMANDER IN CHARGE OF MY OWN NAVAL INTELLIGENCE UNIT.
NO.
KID, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE'S BEEN LYING TO US ALL THE TIME.
BOY, IF YOU CAN'T TRUS YOUR OWN ARMED FORCES, WHO CAN YOU TRUST? DON'T START ON ME.
I WANNA HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE BARGAIN.
- WHAT DID RYKER TELL YOU, AND WHERE IS HE? - NOPE.
- ARE YOU GONNA BACK OU ON YOUR WORD? - NO, I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY.
IN FACT, THE WAY I SEE IT, HOWIE AND ME OWE YOU ONE LIE, SO NOW WE'RE EVEN.
- COME ON, KID.
WE'RE LEAVIN'.
- LEAVING? THIS CAR'S GOING 40 MILES AN HOUR.
[ Colt .]
HOLD IT NICE AND STEADY, FELLAS.
TAXI! THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR MINDS! THERE'S AN EXTRA 20 FOR YOU IF YOU CAN MAKE THIS NEXT LEFT.
[ Tires Squealing .]
TURN AROUND! CHANG! CHANG? CHANG.
CHANG, WHAT HAPPENED? SUNDAY, FROM THE SKY.
WHO? PRESIDENT MINARDOS FROM THE SK-SKY.
CHANG, WHERE DID THIS HAPPEN? HOW DID YOU GET AWAY? RYKER, IT'S ME, SEAVERS.
- WERE YOU FOLLOWED? - NOT THAT WE COULD TELL.
WE GOTTA TALK, SEAVERS.
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME.
SALEM'S HERE, AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HIM UNLESS YOUR COMMANDER CARLSON GETS IN MY WAY.
GO AFTER THEM.
THEY'LL LEAD YOU TO SALEM.
IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE.
STAY HERE, SEE IF YOU CAN HELP HIM.
I'LL GO GET THE OTHER ONE.
IF WE GET SEPARATED, I'LL MEET YOU A THE TEMPLE OF THE RISING SUN.
UH, WHERE? THE RISING SUN.
WHOA! [ Groans .]
[ Groans .]
[ Grunting .]
[ Screams .]