The Good Guys s01e09 Episode Script
Don't Tase Me, Bro
I got a bad feeling, like a like a danger feeling.
Like the like the whole world is just just crushing in on me.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
Calm down? How am I supposed to calm down?! Geez.
Holy are you there? Jack There is someone in my trailer.
What? Who? I don't know.
They must be planning an ambush.
I'm going in there.
My dog's in there.
Why are you going into an ambush? Best way to beat an ambush is to ambush it.
It's called a pre-ambush ambush.
Just call it in.
D-Dan? Sorry, buddy.
No tip! Bring on the pain! A taser gun.
You think these things are painful when you get shot or zapped or whatever? I'm told they are very painful.
They are also not toys.
Sure as hell look like toys.
Real gun isn't made out of plastic.
Yeah.
Well, a toy can't take out three grown men at once.
In fact, you would have learned if you had attended the mandatory safety meeting when they were handed out.
What's wrong with a real gun?! I mean, you don't have to have a safety meeting for real guns.
Actually, we have safety meetings every month for guns which are also mandatory, which you also miss.
The point is, you shoot somebody with a real gun, the bad guy goes down, the cleanup guys come in and clean up.
It's simple.
It's timeless.
It's natural.
But what happens when you shoot somebody with a robot gun? I believe the preferred term is "non-lethal immobilization device.
" Come on.
We got a case.
See? That's what I'm saying.
We head out in the jungle out there withPlastic.
Look, I've seen the case, Dan, all right? Trust me we're not gonna be needing any weapons in this particular jungle.
They were here last night, and now they're gone.
Your kids did they lock them up? Of course not.
Teenagers.
Now, hang on, there.
Teenagers? You're telling me that you're old enough to have teenage kids? Yeah.
My oldest is 17.
Mm-hmm.
Madam, it's my duty to inform you that lying to a police officer is a crime.
You keep it up, I'm gonna have to handcuff you.
Ma'am.
Ma'am, uh, back to the robbery.
Uh, garage door open or closed? Uh, closed.
Is it possible that someone may have borrowed the bikes without your knowledge? Borrowed? Why? Well, there's just no sign of a break-in, and there doesn't seem to be anything else missing.
What's going on, honey? Uh, my husband.
Good afternoon, sir.
I'm Detective Bailey.
This is Detective stark.
Dallas police department.
It appears someone stole some bikes out of your garage last night.
Stolen? Wow.
What do you mean you don't have the rest of the money?! I thought it was a sure thing.
There was a 14-point spread.
I don't care what the spread was.
You lost again.
And you know what? This envelope feels about two g's light.
My wife I can't keep lying about the money.
Your wife, your wife, your wife, who dresses you like a creamsicle bar.
Huh? How you gonna make this right? M-maybe I could pay you another way.
What do you got in mind? Do you like biking? It's a good thing we didn't use them, right? It's probably best if you guys, you know, save your energy for the more serious crimes.
I mean, how you gonna find a couple of stolen bikes anyway, right? Those things could be anywhere by now.
I know how to find them.
Kid finders.
Yeah.
I hear you.
Find some sicko who's casing the neighborhood for kids, give him a description of the bikes, float him a couple of bucks.
You'll find them.
No, Dan.
Kid finders GPS devices you attach to the bikes so you know where your kids are.
It's a bit different.
That might work, too.
These kid finders y-you put them on our kids' bikes? Yeah.
Good thing, right? Kid finders.
It's all this technology.
You know, the robot guns, the red-light cameras, the GPS-tracky-thingys.
It's almost like the bad guy doesn't have a fighting chance anymore.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, it's good.
It's just it's not as fun! I mean, tracking a guy off a little blinking thing? It just feels unsportsmanlike.
I don't know.
Oh, forget it.
I mean, it's it's just that nothing is face-to-face anymore.
I mean, I heard about this thing the other day.
People are using their cellphones to send dirty messages to each other.
You hear about that? Yeah.
Sexting.
Sextin'! I mean, what the hell is that? You get to not touch a woman and get some typing in.
I mean, that's two of my least favorite things right there.
You know, I got to admit, Dan you are sounding like my dad right now.
Instead of being so anti-technology, don't you think that maybe, justMaybe you should learn how to use it? You know, 'cause it could come in handy.
I can think of a few scenarios in which it could have come in handy.
You used to sext Liz, didn't you? Keep your eyes on the road.
That's a yes if I ever heard one! Oh, you sexter! It was one time when I was drunk.
ButI ruined the mood put a smiley face at the end of a sentence.
A smiley face? What's that? Yeah, you you type a colon and a parenthesis.
It just no, never mind.
Colon? Just, uh, make the next left, all right? We're almost there.
Whatever you say, Romeo.
Let's go bust some punks.
Don't you just love it here? The weather, the neighborhood.
So much better than Boston.
Yeah.
Easy, kid.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Freeze! Step out of the vehicle! Dan, calm on the ground! Get on the ground! Dan! Calm down! Sorry.
We're members of the Dallas police department.
We'd just like to ask you a few questions.
Mike, what the what? It's okay, Kar.
I got this.
What the hell is going on here, guys? These two bikes have been reported stolen.
Stolen? You said you bought them for my half-birthday.
I did, Kar.
I did.
Look, fellas, obviously, there's some misunderstanding here.
You know, I-I bought these bikes, uh, just a few days ago.
Do you have a proof of purchase, a receipt? Not on me, you know.
I bought them from a-a guy.
A guy? What's his name? I forgot.
If you don't mind, we'd like to bring you down to the station, ask you a few more questions.
Come on.
This is ridiculous.
This is harassment.
You got no right to just roll up on us like this over here, and sir, calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down, all right?! I got rights! I'm an American! Hey, don't make me learn how to use this.
Dan.
Don't tase me, bro, all right? Everything's cool.
J-just put that away, okay? Be careful.
Don't worry.
I don't even know where the trigger is.
Aah! Oh, my God! Dan! Oh, lord.
Oh, lord! Oh, lord! Oh, my God! Dan, what are you doing?! It just it it went off! What do you mean, "it just went off"?! Like, I was I-I was just holding it like this, and then Aaaaah! Oh, lord.
Somebody stop me! I'm gonna sue you, cop! I'm gonna sue him! I'm gonna sue everybody in here! Hey, accidents can happen twice, you know.
Geez.
This is bad.
How is it bad? We got a punk off the street.
You tased him, Dan.
You tased me.
Yeah.
Well, like I always say "no blood, no foul.
" Yeah, and you're always wrong.
Take your skirt off, Sally.
It didn't hurt that much.
No, it hurt, Dan.
Unbelievably bad.
Take it easy.
You're humiliating yourself.
Basic human dignity.
Always.
Thanks for the tip.
Ooh.
I'll give you some space.
Hey, Liz.
Now is not a good time.
Can I call you back? No, Jack Bailey.
You can talk to me right now.
Did you just arrest a Mike Smith? Yeah.
W-wait.
How do you know that? Because screw-ups like this spread like wildfire.
You need to let him go immediately.
What? Why? Because he is a witness for the federal government, Jack.
He is in the Witness Protection program.
Oh, my God.
You're kidding me.
Yeah, I thought that might get your attention.
Bad news? I don't see how it can get any worse.
Don't make me learn how to use this.
Don't tase me, bro! Oh, lord! It just went off! What do you mean, "it just went off"?! Aaaaah! You see this? Some cop down in Dallas he tases this guy, and then he tases this other cop! Unbelievable.
These guys must be brain-damaged.
Wait.
Here comes the best part.
This cop he gets tased, and he does this thing with his arms! I'll make it bigger so you can see.
Hey, wait a second.
Son of a That's Sully! Mike Sullivan, the guy that ratted us out! Call the Duke.
This is the Duke.
How much? Where? Dallas.
I'm on my way.
Sullivan is a dead man.
THE GOOD GUYS S1 - E9 Bailey, you're good with computers, right? I'm having trouble opening this case file.
Come on, Hodges.
It's easy, all right? You just click on it, and then you snap it full-screen.
Rrrgh! Aah! I've been tased and I can't get up! Rrrgh! Aaaaah! Why are you laughing? It's funny.
Look at your face.
Rrrgh! Nice.
You two idiots Bailey and stark? I'm Dan stark idiot.
Justine Marino U.
S.
marshal.
We need to talk.
Oh, we need to do more than talk, darlin'.
Ugh.
Aiden O'Reilly heads a major criminal syndicate.
Basically runs all of Boston.
What about Mike Smith? The man you tased.
Mike Sullivan, a.
K.
A.
Mike Smith, ran a gambling operation for O'Reilly until the FBI busted him and he made a deal.
Boy, I bet you've busted a lot of punks.
What is his problem? Did you ever see a tv movie called "savage and stark"? What? Tv movie "savage and stark.
" Circa 1985, based on my work.
I must have missed that.
I was probably studying for a test in middle school.
Now, can we please focus? Only thing I can focus on is the righteous crime fighter standing in front of me.
Seriously, darlin', what kind of gun do you carry? Just ignore him.
Continue, please.
As I was saying, Michael Sullivan his testimony is gonna bring down several of O'Reilly's key deputies.
But not O'Reilly himself.
No.
O'Reilly has proven untouchable.
You know who likes to be touched? Moi.
That's French for "me.
" Okay.
You keep this crap up, and might just have to hurt you! Okay.
How can we help you? I'm not asking for your help.
I am telling you how it's gonna be.
The government has ordered that all theft charges against Mike Sullivan be dropped immediately.
Dropped? Guy's a bicycle thief.
No! He's my witness.
Now, make no mistake O'Reilly is ruthless.
He will do whatever it takes to make sure that Mike Sullivan doesn't testify.
And chances are, he's already got a killer in Dallas.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't tase me, bro.
Everything's cool.
Everything's all right.
Hi.
Mom, I told you I had to leave town for a few days.
What am I doing? Mom, I'm working.
Yeah, I fed the cat.
I left out enough dry food for a week.
Well, she'll eat if she gets hungry, right? Right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! I love you too.
What Bye.
Wilton woods.
I can't believe you went back to being a bookie.
It's easy money here, babe.
Some knucklehead gave me 3 points on a on a soccer game.
Really? On a soccer game? Yeah.
No! It doesn't make it all right! Look, I don't know what to do with myself anymore.
I got no marketable skills.
The government pays you what, $60,000 a year?! It's not about the money.
Then what is it about?! I was bored, okay? I missed the action.
I missed my friends.
Oh, your friends?! Your friends are gangsters! You're testifying against them! I know that.
And I'm a rat and I hate it.
Everything okay? Super.
Good, 'cause we roll out in 20.
Uh, I just need to run an errand first.
No way.
I just got to meet a guy to pick up some stuff.
Unh-unh.
New city, new life.
New stuff.
We're leaving.
Mike Sullivan may be leaving Dallas, but unfortunately, the incident that started all this is not going anywhere.
You gentlemen have been served in a lawsuit.
"Acklew"? What the hell is that? One of those girly little cars you got to plug in? No.
A.
C.
L.
U.
American civil liberties union.
They are launching an investigation.
For what? Oh, take a wild guess, Dan.
The tasing.
We need to respond to this subpoena.
You want my response? Here it is.
"When did everyone in this country turn into such a wuss?" Is that your defense, Detective? "The country's become a wuss"? Damn straight.
No further questions, your highness.
Case closed.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's not gonna cut it.
What do you want me to do? Send them some flowers? Apologize.
It certainly couldn't hurt.
Why don't you try that? That's a good start.
Fine.
I will apologize.
Well, you tased me, too, Dan.
Where's my apology? Oh, you want an apology, too, twiggy? Here it is I'm sorry you screamed like a girl when I shot you with my toy plastic gun.
That doesn't count! Will you see what acklew can do for me? What are you doing here? I-I'm sorry.
D-dan wanted to, uh Is that your ride? And if it is? Oh, we should race sometime, lay some rubber.
Again, why are you here? I just came by to apologize to Mr.
Sullivan before he goes for violating his, uh, constitutional rights not to get zapped by the robot gun.
I'll pass that along.
Is that all? No.
I figured that You wouldn't want to leave things hanging with Us.
"Us.
" Yeah.
You and me.
Actually, Detective, there is nothing hanging with us.
It's all tied up and tucked away where it belongs.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a witness to protect.
She is so badass! Yeah, Dan, you've mentioned that.
I'm serious, Jack I never felt anything like this before.
It's like a it's like a lightning bolt out of the blue just hit me smack in the middle of the chest.
You ever feel that? Yeah when you tased me! Let it go.
Okay.
Can we just go, Dan? She forgot to give me her number.
Yeah, she wants to give you her number.
Uh-huh.
She's got so many complicated feelings about me.
They're just bottled up inside her.
She can't let them out.
No, I think she let them out just fine, Dan.
Is it possible that maybe, for once in your life, that there's a woman that's just not interested in you? Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Wait a second.
Why is Mike getting a package delivered right now? Aren't those delivery guys supposed to be wearing those plum smugglers? Plum what? The shorts.
They're not tight enough.
That's not a package! That's a bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Aah! That had better be your service revolver, Detective.
Okay, Dan I wear a shoulder holster, ma'am.
Oh, come on, Dan.
What the hell are you Get off of me! Everyone okay? Where are my witnesses? Where are Mike and Karen? Where are my witnesses, damn it?! In calm.
Authorities continue to search Skies today with brisk easterly winds Call in air support, SWAT, every unit that we can get here.
I cannot lose this witness! Air support, tactical response.
She's freakin' smokin'! Hello, Gordon.
That's "assistant deputy director Gordon.
" Hello, a.
D.
D.
Gordon.
You think this is funny? A government witness your witness is missing.
And I'm gonna nail your ass to the wall for this.
Whoa, flicka! Take it down a notch.
Watch the way you talk to my lady friend.
Stop that.
Wait a second.
I know you.
You're the "rrrgh!" You're those taser morons! Right.
They saved Sullivan's life.
You should thank them.
"Thank them.
" It's because of them that we have a hit man looking for Sullivan as we speak.
Maybe not.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, he's just gonna give up and go home.
You don't understand.
For all this hit man knows, he succeeded.
So why don't you just confirm that in the media.
I mean, if he thinks Sullivan's dead, he's got no reason to keep looking for him.
It might buy you some time to find Sullivan yourself.
Good thinking.
You can get back to the office, Marino.
Sir, Sullivan is my witness.
Not anymore.
I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean for that to happen.
Look, if there's anything that we can do You want to know what you can do? You can help me find Sullivan.
But he just took you off the case.
You think I'm gonna listen to that suit? Come on.
It's like I'm looking in the mirror, and the hottest woman in the world is staring right back at me.
Yes.
Unfortunately, I can confirm the murder of an important government witness today, a soldier in the war against organized crime.
You did it.
You got the son of a bitch.
I don't know.
I never saw the body.
That's 'cause you blew it to pieces.
Celebrate.
Uh, let me call you back.
I got another call.
Hi.
Mom, how many times have I told you? It's the same remote for the tv and the DVD player.
It's the same one.
Yeah, I listen, I'm coming back in the morning, so just don't touch it and just watch tv, okay? No DVDs.
Just tv.
Okay.
I love you, too.
Bye.
Is why I will personally lead the charge to bring justice to those who are responsible for his death.
Okay, we got to figure out where Mike Sullivan would go.
We got to We got to get inside his head.
I think we need to relax.
I say we start off with a little back rub.
You rub any part of me, and I will remove part of you.
You trying to turn me on? 'Cause it's working.
All right.
I got his description out to the unis.
Told them to let us know quietly if they find a match.
Good.
Sully said that he had to run an errand before he left town.
My guess is, he had a place where he was running his bookie operation.
Oh, well, give Dan an hour.
I promise he'll be able to track the place down.
Dan knows every degenerate in Dallas, even the gamblers.
Isn't that right, Dan? That's right, baby.
I do.
Do not call me baby.
Okay, baby.
I'm gonna go make some calls.
There was 100 large in there! Why were you keeping $100,000 in a drawer?! I was making book for a bunch of pansy dentists! You know, they were all scared of me! Apparently not scared enough.
What are we gonna do? At least before, when we were with the marshals, we had some kind of O'Reilly was gonna kill us, all right? Sooner or later, he was gonna take us out.
I just wanted to take you away someplace nice, sweetheart, you know, like, uh, that Atlantis? They got the pool with the thing you like.
I was saving some money for a rainy day, for us.
Well, sweetheart, it's raining.
Who do you think could've taken it? I got a pretty good freakin' idea.
Witness Mike Sullivan was killed in an explosion earlier today.
Unfortunately, I can confirm the murder of an important government witness today.
Government witness? Dead government witness? Hey, honey, do we have a crowbar? Oh, my God.
I'm dead.
I'm so freakin' dead.
Not yet, but you will be if you don't put your hands up where I can see them.
Looks like those phone calls paid off, baby.
Oh, I'm sorry darlin'.
Nice work, Detective.
Guess we can count this as our first date.
No.
No, we cannot.
All units be advised disregard bolo on Mike Sullivan.
Suspect in custody.
Son of a bitch! Repeat disregard bolo.
I knew it! Suspect Mike Sullivan is in custody.
Yeah, it's the Duke, all right? Cancel the party, and sober up.
Sullivan is still alive.
We'll spend the night in a hotel.
We can leave in the morning.
Where are we going? You'll see when we get there.
And just so we're clear, you try to run again, I will blast your legs off at the knee and you can spend the rest of your life running from O'Reilly on your bloody stumps.
Understood? I'll give you two a minute.
That was a little harsh.
Yeah.
I really did like it here.
Boston was home, but Dallas it was starting to feel like our new home, you know? The air was good for my skin.
I'm sorry I screwed all this up, sweetheart.
Back in Boston, I was a I was a big shot, you know? Everybody knew me there.
What do you mean, everybody knew you? All right, everybody that didn't know how to gamble on the Internet and lived south of 14th street.
ButI was a king.
And now I'm just a rat.
You're not a rat.
A rat is someone who sells out his friends for no reason.
You're a stand-up guy.
A stand-up guy who happened to see a loanshark get buried alive in a concrete building foundation, but So I sold out my friends, but it was for a reason.
You did what you had to do to protect your family.
That does not make you a rat.
That makes you a hero.
Aww, sweetheart.
Give me a kiss, you wicked bastard.
Yeah.
So, I think our, uh, our work today calls for a celebration.
Is that right? Yeah.
Go out, get a few beers, I'll take you on a tour of the sites of my greatest busts in the Dallas metropolitan area, and then we retire to my trailer for a nightcap in the aluminum love cradle.
The aluminum love cradle.
Hm.
That's right, baby.
What was the name of that movie, again? "Savage and stark.
" "Savage and stark.
" Yeah available in vhs and beta.
Stark? Hmm? I wouldn't have slept with you in your prime.
Ohhhhh! And I thought getting tased stung! What the hell? It's the plum smuggler! What? The guy with the bomb! The hit man! Get down! Down on the ground! Kiss it! What's going on, Bailey? This guy tried to kill a federal witness! This guy? Yes.
Uni arrested him for drunk and disorderly.
What? Son of a bitch! Gentrification, kiss my ass! Stupid American bailout.
Hey! You got me.
I'd like to talk to the marshal in charge, please.
Shut up Punk! The Duke got busted beating up a car? Yeah, I guess he was, uh, celebrating his hit a little too hard.
I see.
Well, congratulations anyway.
That is a huge bust.
And I'm sure the brass is very happy.
Yeah, well, considering we kind of accidentally brought the guy to Dallas, they're looking at this as sort of a breaking-even-type thing.
Mm! Is there any, uh, any news on the a.
C.
L.
U.
? The "acklew"? Yes, on the "ahclue.
" Just that it is definitely not going away.
Of course not.
That would just simplify my life.
Hey, uh, why don't you stick around? We'll order some food.
Oh, I can't.
I got to meet Kyle.
Oh, blow him off.
Come on.
I'm more fun than that guy.
No, seriously.
Stick around, you know? We'll, uh, we'll drink until we reach our legal limit, ooh.
Maybe even call a taxi.
Come on.
It'll be wild.
I actually am late Already, so I will just see you When I see you.
When I see you.
Hey.
"Cop tases cop" guy, right? Yeah! Man, I thought you looked familiar! Rrrgh! Yeah, yeah, you're really gonna get a big tip now, buddy.
Jack, I need some advice.
You get rejected all the time, right? How do you deal with it? I mean, how do you not, like, drive headfirst into traffic one day? I don't know, Dan.
I-I cry into the bosom of my very supportive partner from work.
I got a bad feeling, like a like a danger feeling, like the like the whole world is just just crushing in on me.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
Calm down?! How am I supposed to calm down?! Geez.
Holy are you there? Jack There is someone in my trailer.
What? Who? They must be planning an ambush.
I'm going in there.
My dog's in there.
Why are you going into an ambush? Best way to beat an ambush is to ambush it.
It's called a pre-ambush ambush.
Just call it in.
D-dan? Sorry, buddy no tip! Bring on the pain! Hey.
Hey.
Scare you? No.
A little.
Hang on.
Jack-o.
Everything is fine.
Really fine.
Today, saving Sullivan like that I was impressed.
How could you not be? This place reeks.
Of man.
You have one night.
Mnh! So You're the infamous Duke, huh? You don't look so tough to me.
I'm taking you to FBI headquarters.
You wanted the marshal in charge.
You got him.
What are you doing, Connor? Mom, I will bring up the case of water in a second.
I am busy.
I'm sorry.
It's just that you ask me every 30 seconds, and I-I hear you.
You.
The Duke, huh? Hey, why don't you call yourself "the duchess"? Yeah, have it tattooed on your back before you go to prison.
Aah! Maybe I'll tattoo it on your back right after you tell me where Sullivan is.
You like it, Bailey? My son did it.
Wait you have a son? Your wife actually chose to procreate with you? Joey's from her previous marriage.
What? Why do people have to be so cruel? What you said to him was totally uncalled for.
Uncalled for? You know what's uncalled for? You tasing me, which you still haven't apologized for.
You can think of nobody's feelings but your own, huh? You lack that capacity.
What is wrong with you? I'll tell you what's wrong.
I was used last night, like a piece of meat.
By who? No.
After a night of spectacular lovemaking, she lit off Before I awoke in the morn Leaving me only with this sock.
Oh, God.
I sniffed all of her out of it.
Oh, my God.
I'm not turning around.
Come on.
Please? There was 100 grand in there.
It was my money.
Mike, just let it go.
It's not worth our lives.
It just burns me up, that son of a bitch stole it.
I mean, that was supposed to be a nice neighborhood you placed us in.
That was my money! Well, you really think that Alex guy took it? Yeah, he's a thief.
And you're a law-enforcement officer.
You got a-a professional obligation to help me get my money back.
Let me get this straight you want a U.
S.
marshal to help you forcibly retrieve money that you made illegally? I think I've done enough for you already.
Whoa! Whoa! Mr.
Smith.
Please Don't do this.
It's a little late for that.
And that would be Mrs.
Mike Smith in the backseat.
Out you come.
Oh, no.
No, no, no! I know you.
You're the Duke, right? We we met at O'Reilly's daughter's confirmation party.
Yeah.
I remember.
It was a pretty nice spread.
Shrimps the size of your fist.
Still gonna have to kill you, though, because youAre a rat.
Please! Please! Leave Karen and the marshal alone, all right? They didn't do anything.
Besides, you're only getting paid to kill me.
Don't worry about that.
$100,000! if you spare them.
Okay? Everybody already knows who you are and what you look like, Duke.
Besides, what's a couple more witnesses gonna matter? In cash.
All I got to do is take you to it, and you could kill me, call it a day.
Where is it? I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know I were right believin' for so long Dan.
I'm all out of love what am I without you? Dan.
It can't be too late Dan! What? Will you stop? I'm trying to work.
And I'm trying to heal.
Why don't you call her and tell her how you feel? What would I say? JustBe open and honest with her.
No games.
Just tell her that you really Really care about her.
No wonder you're still single.
Aah! Whoever this is it's stark I mean Dan.
When will I see you again? Why did you leave?! I think I may be in love with you! Stark, listen to me! I will listen to you, and I will hold you, and I will wax your righteous legs! Shut up, stark.
The Duke took out Gordon and me, and he's got Sullivan.
What? Are you hurt? No.
Unh-unh.
Your face, it's not allMangled or anything? I-is your chestal area intact? Man up, stark! You got to save Sullivan.
And I think I know where the Duke took him.
Wait what? They said you were dead.
Did you buy that with my money? Dentist! Duke, it looks like, uh, it's gonna be a little less than $100,000.
How much less? How much did you spend?! About $80,000.
In one night?! You know how it is y-you go to buy a tv, and t-they sell you the whole surround sound.
The wife was out of town.
I-I went to the track.
I-I placed a couple of bets.
Did you even win one?! On your knees, okay? Both of you.
Wait.
Me? I-I didn't shut up! Hey, Duke, uh, d-do me a favor, will you? Shoot this yahoo first.
He's the one that took all my money! And I said, "shut up!" You got it.
Looks like they beat us here.
Turn around and face the wall, okay? Probably inside getting the money now.
All right, Dan, we need a plan.
We don't need a plan.
We got love on our side.
Yeah, well, I'm not sure that love is gonna get us through this situation, Dan, all right? We've got an armed killer inside with at least two civilians, and this guy is good.
We're better.
Get yourself in that window.
I'll go around back.
You guys can make a bet on who gets it first, all right? That's not funny.
Freeze! Yeah, I thought so, punk.
Come on.
Turn around.
Spread 'em.
Drop it! Aah! I don't think so.
I got backup flying in any second.
You don't have a shot, okay? So drop your gun.
Jack Do what he says.
What?! Dan, no.
I'm not gonna drop my weapon.
You got your whole life ahead of you.
Let's be honest.
Y-you haven't really started living yet.
I mean, seriously, aside from Liz, how many women have you had? It's pathetic.
Dan but me, I've lived! I've loved enough for a thousand men! Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of, like zapping people I did not mean to zap.
Enough, Dan! Drop the gun Now.
Okay.
Okay, Dan.
I'm gonna put the gun down.
Drop it, partner.
No, no.
W-what are you doing? You're just gonna leave us?! He's just too good, guys.
Okay.
Aah! It hurts! It's worse than a real gun! Holy I apologize! Hurts, doesn't it? I'm sorry, Jack! I'm so damn sorry! Apology accepted.
You sure you're okay? I'll live.
Any word on your boss? Gordon? They found him on the side of the road.
Dead? He wishes.
Hey, hey, kid! Kid! Come on, man! C-come don't do kid! How about some help?! You know what? UhI'm gonna go see what's going on in the house.
Don't speak.
You'll only ruin it.
Can I keep the sock? Why do you think I left it? Who do I talk to about making a deal? Aiden O'Reilly, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder.
Please.
You got nothing on me.
Actually, we have an informant.
I believe he calls himself "the Duke.
" Mr.
Sullivan, truly awful.
Why don't you tell me what happened that day? Yeah, I didn't see nothing, counselor.
What do you mean, you didn't see anything? It's right there on video.
Yeah, I-I'd like to plead the fifth.
Mr.
Sullivan, um You're not the one under investigation here, and this is a deposition, not a trial.
It doesn't make sense to plead the fifth.
I'd still like to plead it.
You are obviously the victim of police brutality, here.
W-why are you failing to acknowledge that? 'Cause I'm not a rat.
Wait so, no more a.
C.
L.
U.
investigation? No, sirs.
You hear that, Dan? This is good news.
We're off the hook.
Your flowers are dying.
I'm gonna wait out in the car.
Still not over her yet, huh? Yeah, well, Liz, uh There are some girls you just can't get over.
There are some Videos you just can't get over.
Rrrgh! Oh, very funny.
Very funny.
You're dead.
You're dead.
I'm gonna use my gun.
Going down? Yes, ma'am.
If you are.
Like the like the whole world is just just crushing in on me.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
Calm down? How am I supposed to calm down?! Geez.
Holy are you there? Jack There is someone in my trailer.
What? Who? I don't know.
They must be planning an ambush.
I'm going in there.
My dog's in there.
Why are you going into an ambush? Best way to beat an ambush is to ambush it.
It's called a pre-ambush ambush.
Just call it in.
D-Dan? Sorry, buddy.
No tip! Bring on the pain! A taser gun.
You think these things are painful when you get shot or zapped or whatever? I'm told they are very painful.
They are also not toys.
Sure as hell look like toys.
Real gun isn't made out of plastic.
Yeah.
Well, a toy can't take out three grown men at once.
In fact, you would have learned if you had attended the mandatory safety meeting when they were handed out.
What's wrong with a real gun?! I mean, you don't have to have a safety meeting for real guns.
Actually, we have safety meetings every month for guns which are also mandatory, which you also miss.
The point is, you shoot somebody with a real gun, the bad guy goes down, the cleanup guys come in and clean up.
It's simple.
It's timeless.
It's natural.
But what happens when you shoot somebody with a robot gun? I believe the preferred term is "non-lethal immobilization device.
" Come on.
We got a case.
See? That's what I'm saying.
We head out in the jungle out there withPlastic.
Look, I've seen the case, Dan, all right? Trust me we're not gonna be needing any weapons in this particular jungle.
They were here last night, and now they're gone.
Your kids did they lock them up? Of course not.
Teenagers.
Now, hang on, there.
Teenagers? You're telling me that you're old enough to have teenage kids? Yeah.
My oldest is 17.
Mm-hmm.
Madam, it's my duty to inform you that lying to a police officer is a crime.
You keep it up, I'm gonna have to handcuff you.
Ma'am.
Ma'am, uh, back to the robbery.
Uh, garage door open or closed? Uh, closed.
Is it possible that someone may have borrowed the bikes without your knowledge? Borrowed? Why? Well, there's just no sign of a break-in, and there doesn't seem to be anything else missing.
What's going on, honey? Uh, my husband.
Good afternoon, sir.
I'm Detective Bailey.
This is Detective stark.
Dallas police department.
It appears someone stole some bikes out of your garage last night.
Stolen? Wow.
What do you mean you don't have the rest of the money?! I thought it was a sure thing.
There was a 14-point spread.
I don't care what the spread was.
You lost again.
And you know what? This envelope feels about two g's light.
My wife I can't keep lying about the money.
Your wife, your wife, your wife, who dresses you like a creamsicle bar.
Huh? How you gonna make this right? M-maybe I could pay you another way.
What do you got in mind? Do you like biking? It's a good thing we didn't use them, right? It's probably best if you guys, you know, save your energy for the more serious crimes.
I mean, how you gonna find a couple of stolen bikes anyway, right? Those things could be anywhere by now.
I know how to find them.
Kid finders.
Yeah.
I hear you.
Find some sicko who's casing the neighborhood for kids, give him a description of the bikes, float him a couple of bucks.
You'll find them.
No, Dan.
Kid finders GPS devices you attach to the bikes so you know where your kids are.
It's a bit different.
That might work, too.
These kid finders y-you put them on our kids' bikes? Yeah.
Good thing, right? Kid finders.
It's all this technology.
You know, the robot guns, the red-light cameras, the GPS-tracky-thingys.
It's almost like the bad guy doesn't have a fighting chance anymore.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, it's good.
It's just it's not as fun! I mean, tracking a guy off a little blinking thing? It just feels unsportsmanlike.
I don't know.
Oh, forget it.
I mean, it's it's just that nothing is face-to-face anymore.
I mean, I heard about this thing the other day.
People are using their cellphones to send dirty messages to each other.
You hear about that? Yeah.
Sexting.
Sextin'! I mean, what the hell is that? You get to not touch a woman and get some typing in.
I mean, that's two of my least favorite things right there.
You know, I got to admit, Dan you are sounding like my dad right now.
Instead of being so anti-technology, don't you think that maybe, justMaybe you should learn how to use it? You know, 'cause it could come in handy.
I can think of a few scenarios in which it could have come in handy.
You used to sext Liz, didn't you? Keep your eyes on the road.
That's a yes if I ever heard one! Oh, you sexter! It was one time when I was drunk.
ButI ruined the mood put a smiley face at the end of a sentence.
A smiley face? What's that? Yeah, you you type a colon and a parenthesis.
It just no, never mind.
Colon? Just, uh, make the next left, all right? We're almost there.
Whatever you say, Romeo.
Let's go bust some punks.
Don't you just love it here? The weather, the neighborhood.
So much better than Boston.
Yeah.
Easy, kid.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Freeze! Step out of the vehicle! Dan, calm on the ground! Get on the ground! Dan! Calm down! Sorry.
We're members of the Dallas police department.
We'd just like to ask you a few questions.
Mike, what the what? It's okay, Kar.
I got this.
What the hell is going on here, guys? These two bikes have been reported stolen.
Stolen? You said you bought them for my half-birthday.
I did, Kar.
I did.
Look, fellas, obviously, there's some misunderstanding here.
You know, I-I bought these bikes, uh, just a few days ago.
Do you have a proof of purchase, a receipt? Not on me, you know.
I bought them from a-a guy.
A guy? What's his name? I forgot.
If you don't mind, we'd like to bring you down to the station, ask you a few more questions.
Come on.
This is ridiculous.
This is harassment.
You got no right to just roll up on us like this over here, and sir, calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down, all right?! I got rights! I'm an American! Hey, don't make me learn how to use this.
Dan.
Don't tase me, bro, all right? Everything's cool.
J-just put that away, okay? Be careful.
Don't worry.
I don't even know where the trigger is.
Aah! Oh, my God! Dan! Oh, lord.
Oh, lord! Oh, lord! Oh, my God! Dan, what are you doing?! It just it it went off! What do you mean, "it just went off"?! Like, I was I-I was just holding it like this, and then Aaaaah! Oh, lord.
Somebody stop me! I'm gonna sue you, cop! I'm gonna sue him! I'm gonna sue everybody in here! Hey, accidents can happen twice, you know.
Geez.
This is bad.
How is it bad? We got a punk off the street.
You tased him, Dan.
You tased me.
Yeah.
Well, like I always say "no blood, no foul.
" Yeah, and you're always wrong.
Take your skirt off, Sally.
It didn't hurt that much.
No, it hurt, Dan.
Unbelievably bad.
Take it easy.
You're humiliating yourself.
Basic human dignity.
Always.
Thanks for the tip.
Ooh.
I'll give you some space.
Hey, Liz.
Now is not a good time.
Can I call you back? No, Jack Bailey.
You can talk to me right now.
Did you just arrest a Mike Smith? Yeah.
W-wait.
How do you know that? Because screw-ups like this spread like wildfire.
You need to let him go immediately.
What? Why? Because he is a witness for the federal government, Jack.
He is in the Witness Protection program.
Oh, my God.
You're kidding me.
Yeah, I thought that might get your attention.
Bad news? I don't see how it can get any worse.
Don't make me learn how to use this.
Don't tase me, bro! Oh, lord! It just went off! What do you mean, "it just went off"?! Aaaaah! You see this? Some cop down in Dallas he tases this guy, and then he tases this other cop! Unbelievable.
These guys must be brain-damaged.
Wait.
Here comes the best part.
This cop he gets tased, and he does this thing with his arms! I'll make it bigger so you can see.
Hey, wait a second.
Son of a That's Sully! Mike Sullivan, the guy that ratted us out! Call the Duke.
This is the Duke.
How much? Where? Dallas.
I'm on my way.
Sullivan is a dead man.
THE GOOD GUYS S1 - E9 Bailey, you're good with computers, right? I'm having trouble opening this case file.
Come on, Hodges.
It's easy, all right? You just click on it, and then you snap it full-screen.
Rrrgh! Aah! I've been tased and I can't get up! Rrrgh! Aaaaah! Why are you laughing? It's funny.
Look at your face.
Rrrgh! Nice.
You two idiots Bailey and stark? I'm Dan stark idiot.
Justine Marino U.
S.
marshal.
We need to talk.
Oh, we need to do more than talk, darlin'.
Ugh.
Aiden O'Reilly heads a major criminal syndicate.
Basically runs all of Boston.
What about Mike Smith? The man you tased.
Mike Sullivan, a.
K.
A.
Mike Smith, ran a gambling operation for O'Reilly until the FBI busted him and he made a deal.
Boy, I bet you've busted a lot of punks.
What is his problem? Did you ever see a tv movie called "savage and stark"? What? Tv movie "savage and stark.
" Circa 1985, based on my work.
I must have missed that.
I was probably studying for a test in middle school.
Now, can we please focus? Only thing I can focus on is the righteous crime fighter standing in front of me.
Seriously, darlin', what kind of gun do you carry? Just ignore him.
Continue, please.
As I was saying, Michael Sullivan his testimony is gonna bring down several of O'Reilly's key deputies.
But not O'Reilly himself.
No.
O'Reilly has proven untouchable.
You know who likes to be touched? Moi.
That's French for "me.
" Okay.
You keep this crap up, and might just have to hurt you! Okay.
How can we help you? I'm not asking for your help.
I am telling you how it's gonna be.
The government has ordered that all theft charges against Mike Sullivan be dropped immediately.
Dropped? Guy's a bicycle thief.
No! He's my witness.
Now, make no mistake O'Reilly is ruthless.
He will do whatever it takes to make sure that Mike Sullivan doesn't testify.
And chances are, he's already got a killer in Dallas.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't tase me, bro.
Everything's cool.
Everything's all right.
Hi.
Mom, I told you I had to leave town for a few days.
What am I doing? Mom, I'm working.
Yeah, I fed the cat.
I left out enough dry food for a week.
Well, she'll eat if she gets hungry, right? Right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! I love you too.
What Bye.
Wilton woods.
I can't believe you went back to being a bookie.
It's easy money here, babe.
Some knucklehead gave me 3 points on a on a soccer game.
Really? On a soccer game? Yeah.
No! It doesn't make it all right! Look, I don't know what to do with myself anymore.
I got no marketable skills.
The government pays you what, $60,000 a year?! It's not about the money.
Then what is it about?! I was bored, okay? I missed the action.
I missed my friends.
Oh, your friends?! Your friends are gangsters! You're testifying against them! I know that.
And I'm a rat and I hate it.
Everything okay? Super.
Good, 'cause we roll out in 20.
Uh, I just need to run an errand first.
No way.
I just got to meet a guy to pick up some stuff.
Unh-unh.
New city, new life.
New stuff.
We're leaving.
Mike Sullivan may be leaving Dallas, but unfortunately, the incident that started all this is not going anywhere.
You gentlemen have been served in a lawsuit.
"Acklew"? What the hell is that? One of those girly little cars you got to plug in? No.
A.
C.
L.
U.
American civil liberties union.
They are launching an investigation.
For what? Oh, take a wild guess, Dan.
The tasing.
We need to respond to this subpoena.
You want my response? Here it is.
"When did everyone in this country turn into such a wuss?" Is that your defense, Detective? "The country's become a wuss"? Damn straight.
No further questions, your highness.
Case closed.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's not gonna cut it.
What do you want me to do? Send them some flowers? Apologize.
It certainly couldn't hurt.
Why don't you try that? That's a good start.
Fine.
I will apologize.
Well, you tased me, too, Dan.
Where's my apology? Oh, you want an apology, too, twiggy? Here it is I'm sorry you screamed like a girl when I shot you with my toy plastic gun.
That doesn't count! Will you see what acklew can do for me? What are you doing here? I-I'm sorry.
D-dan wanted to, uh Is that your ride? And if it is? Oh, we should race sometime, lay some rubber.
Again, why are you here? I just came by to apologize to Mr.
Sullivan before he goes for violating his, uh, constitutional rights not to get zapped by the robot gun.
I'll pass that along.
Is that all? No.
I figured that You wouldn't want to leave things hanging with Us.
"Us.
" Yeah.
You and me.
Actually, Detective, there is nothing hanging with us.
It's all tied up and tucked away where it belongs.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a witness to protect.
She is so badass! Yeah, Dan, you've mentioned that.
I'm serious, Jack I never felt anything like this before.
It's like a it's like a lightning bolt out of the blue just hit me smack in the middle of the chest.
You ever feel that? Yeah when you tased me! Let it go.
Okay.
Can we just go, Dan? She forgot to give me her number.
Yeah, she wants to give you her number.
Uh-huh.
She's got so many complicated feelings about me.
They're just bottled up inside her.
She can't let them out.
No, I think she let them out just fine, Dan.
Is it possible that maybe, for once in your life, that there's a woman that's just not interested in you? Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Wait a second.
Why is Mike getting a package delivered right now? Aren't those delivery guys supposed to be wearing those plum smugglers? Plum what? The shorts.
They're not tight enough.
That's not a package! That's a bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down! Aah! That had better be your service revolver, Detective.
Okay, Dan I wear a shoulder holster, ma'am.
Oh, come on, Dan.
What the hell are you Get off of me! Everyone okay? Where are my witnesses? Where are Mike and Karen? Where are my witnesses, damn it?! In calm.
Authorities continue to search Skies today with brisk easterly winds Call in air support, SWAT, every unit that we can get here.
I cannot lose this witness! Air support, tactical response.
She's freakin' smokin'! Hello, Gordon.
That's "assistant deputy director Gordon.
" Hello, a.
D.
D.
Gordon.
You think this is funny? A government witness your witness is missing.
And I'm gonna nail your ass to the wall for this.
Whoa, flicka! Take it down a notch.
Watch the way you talk to my lady friend.
Stop that.
Wait a second.
I know you.
You're the "rrrgh!" You're those taser morons! Right.
They saved Sullivan's life.
You should thank them.
"Thank them.
" It's because of them that we have a hit man looking for Sullivan as we speak.
Maybe not.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, he's just gonna give up and go home.
You don't understand.
For all this hit man knows, he succeeded.
So why don't you just confirm that in the media.
I mean, if he thinks Sullivan's dead, he's got no reason to keep looking for him.
It might buy you some time to find Sullivan yourself.
Good thinking.
You can get back to the office, Marino.
Sir, Sullivan is my witness.
Not anymore.
I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean for that to happen.
Look, if there's anything that we can do You want to know what you can do? You can help me find Sullivan.
But he just took you off the case.
You think I'm gonna listen to that suit? Come on.
It's like I'm looking in the mirror, and the hottest woman in the world is staring right back at me.
Yes.
Unfortunately, I can confirm the murder of an important government witness today, a soldier in the war against organized crime.
You did it.
You got the son of a bitch.
I don't know.
I never saw the body.
That's 'cause you blew it to pieces.
Celebrate.
Uh, let me call you back.
I got another call.
Hi.
Mom, how many times have I told you? It's the same remote for the tv and the DVD player.
It's the same one.
Yeah, I listen, I'm coming back in the morning, so just don't touch it and just watch tv, okay? No DVDs.
Just tv.
Okay.
I love you, too.
Bye.
Is why I will personally lead the charge to bring justice to those who are responsible for his death.
Okay, we got to figure out where Mike Sullivan would go.
We got to We got to get inside his head.
I think we need to relax.
I say we start off with a little back rub.
You rub any part of me, and I will remove part of you.
You trying to turn me on? 'Cause it's working.
All right.
I got his description out to the unis.
Told them to let us know quietly if they find a match.
Good.
Sully said that he had to run an errand before he left town.
My guess is, he had a place where he was running his bookie operation.
Oh, well, give Dan an hour.
I promise he'll be able to track the place down.
Dan knows every degenerate in Dallas, even the gamblers.
Isn't that right, Dan? That's right, baby.
I do.
Do not call me baby.
Okay, baby.
I'm gonna go make some calls.
There was 100 large in there! Why were you keeping $100,000 in a drawer?! I was making book for a bunch of pansy dentists! You know, they were all scared of me! Apparently not scared enough.
What are we gonna do? At least before, when we were with the marshals, we had some kind of O'Reilly was gonna kill us, all right? Sooner or later, he was gonna take us out.
I just wanted to take you away someplace nice, sweetheart, you know, like, uh, that Atlantis? They got the pool with the thing you like.
I was saving some money for a rainy day, for us.
Well, sweetheart, it's raining.
Who do you think could've taken it? I got a pretty good freakin' idea.
Witness Mike Sullivan was killed in an explosion earlier today.
Unfortunately, I can confirm the murder of an important government witness today.
Government witness? Dead government witness? Hey, honey, do we have a crowbar? Oh, my God.
I'm dead.
I'm so freakin' dead.
Not yet, but you will be if you don't put your hands up where I can see them.
Looks like those phone calls paid off, baby.
Oh, I'm sorry darlin'.
Nice work, Detective.
Guess we can count this as our first date.
No.
No, we cannot.
All units be advised disregard bolo on Mike Sullivan.
Suspect in custody.
Son of a bitch! Repeat disregard bolo.
I knew it! Suspect Mike Sullivan is in custody.
Yeah, it's the Duke, all right? Cancel the party, and sober up.
Sullivan is still alive.
We'll spend the night in a hotel.
We can leave in the morning.
Where are we going? You'll see when we get there.
And just so we're clear, you try to run again, I will blast your legs off at the knee and you can spend the rest of your life running from O'Reilly on your bloody stumps.
Understood? I'll give you two a minute.
That was a little harsh.
Yeah.
I really did like it here.
Boston was home, but Dallas it was starting to feel like our new home, you know? The air was good for my skin.
I'm sorry I screwed all this up, sweetheart.
Back in Boston, I was a I was a big shot, you know? Everybody knew me there.
What do you mean, everybody knew you? All right, everybody that didn't know how to gamble on the Internet and lived south of 14th street.
ButI was a king.
And now I'm just a rat.
You're not a rat.
A rat is someone who sells out his friends for no reason.
You're a stand-up guy.
A stand-up guy who happened to see a loanshark get buried alive in a concrete building foundation, but So I sold out my friends, but it was for a reason.
You did what you had to do to protect your family.
That does not make you a rat.
That makes you a hero.
Aww, sweetheart.
Give me a kiss, you wicked bastard.
Yeah.
So, I think our, uh, our work today calls for a celebration.
Is that right? Yeah.
Go out, get a few beers, I'll take you on a tour of the sites of my greatest busts in the Dallas metropolitan area, and then we retire to my trailer for a nightcap in the aluminum love cradle.
The aluminum love cradle.
Hm.
That's right, baby.
What was the name of that movie, again? "Savage and stark.
" "Savage and stark.
" Yeah available in vhs and beta.
Stark? Hmm? I wouldn't have slept with you in your prime.
Ohhhhh! And I thought getting tased stung! What the hell? It's the plum smuggler! What? The guy with the bomb! The hit man! Get down! Down on the ground! Kiss it! What's going on, Bailey? This guy tried to kill a federal witness! This guy? Yes.
Uni arrested him for drunk and disorderly.
What? Son of a bitch! Gentrification, kiss my ass! Stupid American bailout.
Hey! You got me.
I'd like to talk to the marshal in charge, please.
Shut up Punk! The Duke got busted beating up a car? Yeah, I guess he was, uh, celebrating his hit a little too hard.
I see.
Well, congratulations anyway.
That is a huge bust.
And I'm sure the brass is very happy.
Yeah, well, considering we kind of accidentally brought the guy to Dallas, they're looking at this as sort of a breaking-even-type thing.
Mm! Is there any, uh, any news on the a.
C.
L.
U.
? The "acklew"? Yes, on the "ahclue.
" Just that it is definitely not going away.
Of course not.
That would just simplify my life.
Hey, uh, why don't you stick around? We'll order some food.
Oh, I can't.
I got to meet Kyle.
Oh, blow him off.
Come on.
I'm more fun than that guy.
No, seriously.
Stick around, you know? We'll, uh, we'll drink until we reach our legal limit, ooh.
Maybe even call a taxi.
Come on.
It'll be wild.
I actually am late Already, so I will just see you When I see you.
When I see you.
Hey.
"Cop tases cop" guy, right? Yeah! Man, I thought you looked familiar! Rrrgh! Yeah, yeah, you're really gonna get a big tip now, buddy.
Jack, I need some advice.
You get rejected all the time, right? How do you deal with it? I mean, how do you not, like, drive headfirst into traffic one day? I don't know, Dan.
I-I cry into the bosom of my very supportive partner from work.
I got a bad feeling, like a like a danger feeling, like the like the whole world is just just crushing in on me.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
Calm down?! How am I supposed to calm down?! Geez.
Holy are you there? Jack There is someone in my trailer.
What? Who? They must be planning an ambush.
I'm going in there.
My dog's in there.
Why are you going into an ambush? Best way to beat an ambush is to ambush it.
It's called a pre-ambush ambush.
Just call it in.
D-dan? Sorry, buddy no tip! Bring on the pain! Hey.
Hey.
Scare you? No.
A little.
Hang on.
Jack-o.
Everything is fine.
Really fine.
Today, saving Sullivan like that I was impressed.
How could you not be? This place reeks.
Of man.
You have one night.
Mnh! So You're the infamous Duke, huh? You don't look so tough to me.
I'm taking you to FBI headquarters.
You wanted the marshal in charge.
You got him.
What are you doing, Connor? Mom, I will bring up the case of water in a second.
I am busy.
I'm sorry.
It's just that you ask me every 30 seconds, and I-I hear you.
You.
The Duke, huh? Hey, why don't you call yourself "the duchess"? Yeah, have it tattooed on your back before you go to prison.
Aah! Maybe I'll tattoo it on your back right after you tell me where Sullivan is.
You like it, Bailey? My son did it.
Wait you have a son? Your wife actually chose to procreate with you? Joey's from her previous marriage.
What? Why do people have to be so cruel? What you said to him was totally uncalled for.
Uncalled for? You know what's uncalled for? You tasing me, which you still haven't apologized for.
You can think of nobody's feelings but your own, huh? You lack that capacity.
What is wrong with you? I'll tell you what's wrong.
I was used last night, like a piece of meat.
By who? No.
After a night of spectacular lovemaking, she lit off Before I awoke in the morn Leaving me only with this sock.
Oh, God.
I sniffed all of her out of it.
Oh, my God.
I'm not turning around.
Come on.
Please? There was 100 grand in there.
It was my money.
Mike, just let it go.
It's not worth our lives.
It just burns me up, that son of a bitch stole it.
I mean, that was supposed to be a nice neighborhood you placed us in.
That was my money! Well, you really think that Alex guy took it? Yeah, he's a thief.
And you're a law-enforcement officer.
You got a-a professional obligation to help me get my money back.
Let me get this straight you want a U.
S.
marshal to help you forcibly retrieve money that you made illegally? I think I've done enough for you already.
Whoa! Whoa! Mr.
Smith.
Please Don't do this.
It's a little late for that.
And that would be Mrs.
Mike Smith in the backseat.
Out you come.
Oh, no.
No, no, no! I know you.
You're the Duke, right? We we met at O'Reilly's daughter's confirmation party.
Yeah.
I remember.
It was a pretty nice spread.
Shrimps the size of your fist.
Still gonna have to kill you, though, because youAre a rat.
Please! Please! Leave Karen and the marshal alone, all right? They didn't do anything.
Besides, you're only getting paid to kill me.
Don't worry about that.
$100,000! if you spare them.
Okay? Everybody already knows who you are and what you look like, Duke.
Besides, what's a couple more witnesses gonna matter? In cash.
All I got to do is take you to it, and you could kill me, call it a day.
Where is it? I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know I were right believin' for so long Dan.
I'm all out of love what am I without you? Dan.
It can't be too late Dan! What? Will you stop? I'm trying to work.
And I'm trying to heal.
Why don't you call her and tell her how you feel? What would I say? JustBe open and honest with her.
No games.
Just tell her that you really Really care about her.
No wonder you're still single.
Aah! Whoever this is it's stark I mean Dan.
When will I see you again? Why did you leave?! I think I may be in love with you! Stark, listen to me! I will listen to you, and I will hold you, and I will wax your righteous legs! Shut up, stark.
The Duke took out Gordon and me, and he's got Sullivan.
What? Are you hurt? No.
Unh-unh.
Your face, it's not allMangled or anything? I-is your chestal area intact? Man up, stark! You got to save Sullivan.
And I think I know where the Duke took him.
Wait what? They said you were dead.
Did you buy that with my money? Dentist! Duke, it looks like, uh, it's gonna be a little less than $100,000.
How much less? How much did you spend?! About $80,000.
In one night?! You know how it is y-you go to buy a tv, and t-they sell you the whole surround sound.
The wife was out of town.
I-I went to the track.
I-I placed a couple of bets.
Did you even win one?! On your knees, okay? Both of you.
Wait.
Me? I-I didn't shut up! Hey, Duke, uh, d-do me a favor, will you? Shoot this yahoo first.
He's the one that took all my money! And I said, "shut up!" You got it.
Looks like they beat us here.
Turn around and face the wall, okay? Probably inside getting the money now.
All right, Dan, we need a plan.
We don't need a plan.
We got love on our side.
Yeah, well, I'm not sure that love is gonna get us through this situation, Dan, all right? We've got an armed killer inside with at least two civilians, and this guy is good.
We're better.
Get yourself in that window.
I'll go around back.
You guys can make a bet on who gets it first, all right? That's not funny.
Freeze! Yeah, I thought so, punk.
Come on.
Turn around.
Spread 'em.
Drop it! Aah! I don't think so.
I got backup flying in any second.
You don't have a shot, okay? So drop your gun.
Jack Do what he says.
What?! Dan, no.
I'm not gonna drop my weapon.
You got your whole life ahead of you.
Let's be honest.
Y-you haven't really started living yet.
I mean, seriously, aside from Liz, how many women have you had? It's pathetic.
Dan but me, I've lived! I've loved enough for a thousand men! Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of, like zapping people I did not mean to zap.
Enough, Dan! Drop the gun Now.
Okay.
Okay, Dan.
I'm gonna put the gun down.
Drop it, partner.
No, no.
W-what are you doing? You're just gonna leave us?! He's just too good, guys.
Okay.
Aah! It hurts! It's worse than a real gun! Holy I apologize! Hurts, doesn't it? I'm sorry, Jack! I'm so damn sorry! Apology accepted.
You sure you're okay? I'll live.
Any word on your boss? Gordon? They found him on the side of the road.
Dead? He wishes.
Hey, hey, kid! Kid! Come on, man! C-come don't do kid! How about some help?! You know what? UhI'm gonna go see what's going on in the house.
Don't speak.
You'll only ruin it.
Can I keep the sock? Why do you think I left it? Who do I talk to about making a deal? Aiden O'Reilly, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder.
Please.
You got nothing on me.
Actually, we have an informant.
I believe he calls himself "the Duke.
" Mr.
Sullivan, truly awful.
Why don't you tell me what happened that day? Yeah, I didn't see nothing, counselor.
What do you mean, you didn't see anything? It's right there on video.
Yeah, I-I'd like to plead the fifth.
Mr.
Sullivan, um You're not the one under investigation here, and this is a deposition, not a trial.
It doesn't make sense to plead the fifth.
I'd still like to plead it.
You are obviously the victim of police brutality, here.
W-why are you failing to acknowledge that? 'Cause I'm not a rat.
Wait so, no more a.
C.
L.
U.
investigation? No, sirs.
You hear that, Dan? This is good news.
We're off the hook.
Your flowers are dying.
I'm gonna wait out in the car.
Still not over her yet, huh? Yeah, well, Liz, uh There are some girls you just can't get over.
There are some Videos you just can't get over.
Rrrgh! Oh, very funny.
Very funny.
You're dead.
You're dead.
I'm gonna use my gun.
Going down? Yes, ma'am.
If you are.