The Manny (2023) s01e09 Episode Script

1
ALARM
[Gabriel] Ugh! Five more minutes.
[exhales]
[Jimena moans]
-Ugh. No, please, I don't wanna get up!
-[Gabriel] Hmm.
[chuckles]
[gentle music playing]
I haven't felt this way in a long time.
Oh yeah?
How do you mean?
Well, like this, comfortable
genuinely happy.
Hmm.
And I really feel like I can trust you.
[gentle music continues]
-[Leo] Ma!
-Hey!
-Huh?
-Mama!
-Yes?!
-[Gabriel grunts]
[grunts]
Ma, have you seen Gabriel?
I I Yes. I Wait! I mean, no!
No, no, no, no!
May Maybe check over there!
Yep! Over there! Check it out!
[panting]
[whimsical music playing]
You gotta be kidding!
-[Santiago] Gaby!
-[both gasp]
[grunts]
[door opens]
[panting]
Gaby, what are you doing up there?
You're gonna fall!
Oh, yeah, I'm just cleaning
the railing up here, Leo, buddy.
It's just It's full of spiders!
Are they really large?
Yes, yes! Kiddo, they're gigantic!
Heck no, mm-mm.
I'm going back in the house.
[whimsical music playing]
[grunting]
[sighs]
[chuckles]
[theme song playing]
THE MANNY
[phone ringing]
Santi, when you're done,
could you pass me the salt?
Sure!
What's up, Pa?
Everything cool at the ranch?
No, mijo. The ranchers got cold feet
with the legal protection.
But I won't go down without a fight!
Look, the reason I'm calling is
because today we're at Expo Ganadera.
I think Pepita's going into labor.
I need you to ask your boss if
you can help me at the convention.
She's really in a state, mijo.
And I'm worried something could go wrong.
Jeez, Papa. Look, our work load is
crazy right now, I mean, it's nuts!
Would you at least request it
and see what they say?
Yeah, I'll let you know.
We'll see what they say. See you, Pa.
Oh, Lord, Pepita!
Good morning, guys!
-[Martha] Good morning.
-[Santiago] Morning.
Good morning! Hey there. Good morning.
-[Leo] Hi, good morning, Mami!
-Oh!
-Hey, those eggs look delicious, Martha!
-Bon appétit.
Hey, Mama, you look super radiant
and way relaxed!
Because I slept super great! [laughs]
-[chuckles]
-[phone dings]
[woman] Ready for
Expo Ganadera, ladies? It's
Of course! Your field trip is today.
Come on. Aren't you excited, Leo?
[both] Expo Ganadera?!
-Nah, that's not my scene.
-[Gabriel] Uh Yeah, me neither.
It's the same thing every year.
Well, sure, you've been a thousand times,
but Leo never has.
Nor will I today!
I'm sorry, but you gotta.
Besides, Gabriel will teach you
about all of the, um, the the chickens,
and all the little pigs.
Well, uh, actually I'm allergic
to goat manure.
So, probably just go
where the goats aren't?
[chuckles]
Good luck, my dear.
Have so much fun on your trip today.
No, wait, I can't go.
My lucky charm, I forgot it.
[Jimena] Aw, no way.
I don't want to go.
What if the bus crashes?
But that's not going to happen, son.
Look, Leo, you can have
my lucky charm, all right?
-Arete!
-Just like Arete, exactly buddy, huh?
I want you, my good friend, to have it.
You want it?
-Yep.
-[Gabriel] There
-I really don't get her.
-Jeez, what a mess!
Her divorce isn't even final
and she's living with some other guy.
You ready?
Well, sweetie, I hope it's incredible.
Bye-bye, have fun.
-Where did she find such a hot cowboy?
-I don't know, but I want one!
[smacks lips] Come here a minute.
Hey, ladies, how's everything?
-How's it going?
-Hey there.
I wanted to introduce Gabriel.
He's my kids' new male nanny.
A manny
And he's going with Leo, um,
on today's school trip, instead of me.
-Oh my, welcome!
-I'll help with whatever you need.
-[all chuckle]
-Thanks.
-I'll go wait with Leo.
-Uh, yeah.
I'll see you around.
Let's see.
[both] Left and right!
Where's the charm?
-Mmm, it's right here.
-That's it!
-Hey, what's that dumb pin?
-It's not just any pin.
It's a pin that brings good luck.
Hmm? We should stay close to Leo
if we want to have fun, right?
Who's that?
That's Valeria, my horror.
Don't worry, it's gonna be fine.
Are you ready for some fun?
That's right! Come on.
-Yeah? Are you serious?
-Yeah, can you believe it?
[music ends]
[Sofía gasps]
[gentle music playing]
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink ♪
-At Gabriel the manny's ranch ♪
-Oh my God
E-I-E-I-O! ♪
And on his ranch he had a cow ♪
E-I-E-I-O! ♪
Oh, is that the manny singing?
-Here, show me!
-No, it wasn't.
Don't play, bitch. Did you screw Gabriel?
[scoffs] No. Why?
I can see it in your eyes.
You could carry groceries with those bags,
and you look sexually satisfied!
-What are you making up now, Brenda?!
-Completely!
Girl, you look like you're on cloud nine!
[whimsical music playing]
[both chuckle]
[gasps] I slept with the kids' manny!
[both scream]
See, Jimena, I knew it!
And you kept it a secret.
I tell you everything, bitch.
Well, I couldn't tell you.
I wasn't sure about what I was doing.
And I'm still not, you know?
He's my kids' manny!
They adore him! And he's on my payroll,
and he's way younger
Okay, stop!
You don't need to get hitched, all right?
It's just sex, girl.
And you don't need to tell anyone else,
but tell me, of course, you gotta.
I wanna hear.
No!
[clicks tongue]
Listen, I'll hear it eventually I'm sure.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, hey, you gotta go to Expo Ganadera.
I heard that Rogelio is
meeting the mayor of Tepa,
and I'm sure
they'll talk about Dos Caminos.
-I'm going! I'm going! Bye!
-Yes, hurry!
Bye!
[Joaquín] What happened here?
Um, nothing.
Just a little blood, that's it.
Got my period. It's my menarche.
You know what that is?
No.
It means it's my first menstruation.
Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
Sorry. What do I say?
Like, do I tell you something special?
Nothing.
-Uh, listen, I'd better go get Mich.
-No, Pa! There's no need to wake her up.
Okay, but are you all right, princess?
Do you need anything?
Are you feeling okay?
Can I do anything for you?
Please, name it.
No. I've got my tampons,
and I'm all right with that, Dad.
Okay, are you sure you don't want
to call your mom, honey?
No, we've talked about this stuff
a million times.
Papa, stop staring at the blood!
Okay? It's super normal.
It's a lot of blood there, huh, princess?
Pa, if you're so afraid of it,
then that's your problem. I'm not!
No, I'm fine.
[clears throat]
Well, whatever doubts you've got,
go ask Gaby about it, Pa.
OVALO CENTRAL - CATTLE EXPO JALISCO
[Gabriel] We're here, guys!
Hey! Watch out. Let's see.
Over there. Say hi!
[laughing] Hey, Leo,
it's a mechanical bull!
Hey, kiddos, let's stick together.
This place is really crowded.
Just watch my hand, up here!
Who wants to stop by the horses?
-[kids] Me! Me! Me!
-Let's go!
I wanna go! Whoo!
-This way. This way. [chuckles]
-[kids screaming]
-[phone dings]
-Oh, one second, Leo.
Oh!
[Jimena] I'm going to the Expo.
Rogelio's there with Navarrete.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
We can't forget that they're gonna
need some help with the other stuff.
Kids, kids, let's go this way.
Uh, the animal pen is right over there.
-Yes, yes! Let's go!
-[Gabriel] Yeah, let's go!
-[laughing]
-Come on, I'll lead the way.
Over here.
Follow my hand, you guys, right this way.
-Let's go and see the chickens.
-Come on.
[Joaquín] And
Just in time.
Wonderful!
Princess, please, if you need anything,
right away, you call me.
-Sure, Pa.
-[Joaquín] Okay.
Hey, listen, you know I love you?
[car door closes]
Please Please call me
if you need anything.
-[Sofía] Okay!
-I'm here for you, hon.
[Mexican music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
-Mijo! [laughs]
-Godmother!
Oh, my sweet boy! [laughs]
What's that look?
I just have a lot on my plate right now.
Jimena's on the way, so I need your help
to keep my dad from leaving his booth.
Jimena can't know we're related.
All right, son.
I'll catch up with you soon.
[Gabriel] Okay! Thank you.
[music ends]
-Yeah, yeah, I don't
-Well, listen.
Listen, Jose, do you mind watching Leo
for just a minute?
Where are you going
in such a rush, hot stuff?
-I'll be at the next stand for a sec.
-Make it quick.
Yes, I'll be quick.
-I'll be back, Leo.
-Mmm.
[indistinct chatter]
-[Rogelio] Shall we, sir?
-Here we go.
-Let's do this.
-[sighs]
-Here it is. Just like we agreed, right?
-All right. Great.
[Rogelio] You can give it a look.
[Navarrete] Very good.
No mistakes this time, Roger, huh?
It's been reviewed extensively.
You won't find errors, sir.
[Navarrete] Ha! This is killer.
[Jimena] Gaby!
-Uh Hey!
-Who's taking care of Leo?
Uh, oh, I left him with Jose.
Don't worry, he's all right.
But hey, look over there!
You know, I'm sure there's important
information about Dos Caminos over there.
Wait, you know what? Distract Rogelio,
and I'll try and see
what's in the folders.
I know just the thing.
[whimsical music playing]
-Everything's detailed in there
-Is that my bro, Roger?
-How's it goin'?
-What's up?
-How are you? It's been a while!
-How are you, man?
No way! You're with one of my people.
-I'm honored to have you here!
-How kind.
[Gabriel] Such a pleasure!
How would you like a pajarete prepared
especially for you, by yours truly.
-Oh, absolutely! You're gonna make it?
-Of course.
Hey, you wanna try?
-You want it fresh?
-A paja-what?
-Pajarete. It's a rancher's drink!
-You've never had one?
Oh, Roger, my dude,
you're in for a surprise.
-Let's go. Over here.
-All right.
-[Gabriel] I need your help, okay?
-[Navarrete] Let's do this!
-No idea. You believe this guy? Huh?
-[Navarrete] He's clueless!
-Over here. Help me.
-[Navarrete] Come on.
Okay, grab it like this. Hold it this way.
-[Rogelio] Like this?
-Hold it.
-You got it, yeah?
-[Navarrete] That cow's pretty close.
[cow mooing]
[clicking]
Hey! No! I really don't want to, man!
[Gabriel] You're gonna catch it in there,
in the mug! That's it! Get it all!
-Hey! [laughs]
-Just a little raw milk, right?
[Rogelio] Oh jeez!
Where'd you get this guy from?
He's hilarious, bro!
-[Rogelio] Uh, he's a buddy, obviously.
-[cow mooing]
Hi, how's it going? Good afternoon.
-Hello, gorgeous.
-Hi! What a surprise!
Uh, Mister Navarrete,
I'd like to introduce, uh
-A pleasure. I'm Jimena Lemus.
-Nice to meet you.
She's in charge of the finance agency
where our buddy Roger works.
Ernesto's her father.
Gosh! There's nothing but royalty here.
No one ordinary, that's for sure.
[laughing]
Um Well, excuse me,
I'm sure I'll see you later.
Gaby, can I have a word?
-Yes, of course. Hey! I hope you like it.
-Yep.
-Yeah, thanks.
-Thanks a lot.
[both laughing]
That was incredible!
Hey, we're a great team, right?
We're a great team,
but it's because you're the best.
-Gaby! They'll see us.
-There's nothing wrong with that.
-[coach] On your marks!
-[sighs]
[coach] Get set! Go!
-What's up, guys?
-Get to the bathroom. You're bleeding!
-You mean you can see it?
-[coach] Any day now, Sof!
Can I get you a milkshake
for you to gossip over, too?
We have to get to the bathroom
right now, coach!
-All three of you girls?
-[girls] Yes, all of us!
All right, who's next?
I wish I could take your clothes off
right here.
-What?
-Anyone can hear that!
Are you serious? [laughs]
-[gasps] Oh, shit!
-What the hell? What's
-[laughing] Fucking Borrego!
-[Gabriel] Hey, what's up, skinny?
You think you're a badass, man!
Can't even say hi!
No way!
-I miss you like crazy!
-Me too! How are you?
-Everyone's been asking about you.
-Oh yeah?
Hey, you know,
this dude's great with darts.
Yeah?
And he can sing.
-That I've seen!
-[Gabriel] No.
I'm okay, I'm decent!
Well, that's how you won
the heart of Miss Jalisco!
Oh, yeah, Miss Jalisco?
[laughs]
-Long time ago.
-Okay.
Are you a couple?
-No!
-No!
Shoot! My bad, guys!
Uh, well, I'm gonna head to the office
and see what's going on with that folder.
-Okay, well, see you later.
-Mm-hmm.
Have a good one.
-Jeez, Borrego!
-Damn, bro, you don't waste time.
Where's your backpack?
I'll grab you a spare tampon.
One's not enough for the whole day?
No, Sof. You can't use one all day.
If you're not super careful about it,
you can get toxic shock syndrome.
And it depends on
how far you put it up there.
Did you push it all the way in?
No, well, I'm not sure.
I could feel it all day.
What does that mean?
Um, according to Google,
well, it's saying the reason is
it wasn't properly inserted.
Google's not the answer. It's gonna
freak us out with over the top stories.
Neither of you have a tampon or a pad?
-No.
-I haven't had mine yet.
I'll get it from the nurse.
You can borrow my folklórico skirt?
It's better than nothing.
[man over PA] Attention! Pepita the goat
is about to give birth to her kids!
Come and see the goat in labor
at the expo booth for Rancho Arracada!
Oh, Gabriel, can we go see it give birth,
pretty please?
No, no, I don't think
I recommend we do that.
When a goat gives birth,
it's super bloody.
Oh, come on, it can't be that bloody!
-Blood? That's cool!
-[Leo laughs]
-[phone ringing]
-Huh?
-[Valeria] Blood! Blood!
-What is it, Pa?
[Julio] I need you. Pepita's baby is stuck
and she's gonna die!
-Yeah, okay, I'm on my way there.
-[kids] Blood! Blood!
-[woman] Valeria! Valeria! Come here.
-[kids] Blood! Blood!
-Blood! Blood!
-Oh yeah.
VEGETABLES
-[woman] Valeria, come here.
-Come on! Come on! Oh my God!
-Blood! Blood!
-Valeria!
They're bank statements
from Western Trading.
I'm sure the account is theirs!
[man over PA] Come to the expo booth
for Rancho Arracada!
See the birth of a baby goat in real life!
It's a spectacular event
that you just can't miss!
Isn't Arracada a ranch from Dos Caminos?
[Brenda on phone] Yeah, Arracada. Why?
No, it can't be.
There's no way that it's a coincidence!
I have to go investigate,
and I'll send you the pictures.
Please help me find something on
Western Trading, and get to my office.
Bye.
[suspenseful music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
[Sofía] This is ridiculous, Nadia!
The pad is gonna be
more noticeable than the blood stain.
You should call your mom, right?
You might need her to get you
a change of clothes to wear.
[whimsical music playing]
No. I really should call my dad.
If he hears I didn't ask for his help,
it's gonna break his heart.
But he's a man.
And?
I mean, it's so 2020 to think
both men and women can't know
about something so common.
[sighs]
You broke my heart.
Out of all the men she could've been with,
she went and hooked up with the chef
on our yacht!
And now, I'll be missing the best sashimi
in the world, as well as my wife!
And your yacht. I'm gonna keep that too.
No, no, no. Please, just stay calm.
[phone ringing]
Excuse me. I just have to take this.
One second.
Princess, how's everything?
Hey, don't freak out or anything,
but I have an emergency.
An emergency?
A lot of blood there, or what?
[Sofía] Oh jeez, no!
I just need a change of clothes
and some tampons, okay?
Sure, yeah. I'm I'm on my way
to come save you.
I'll I'll see you soon,
princess. Love you!
Um, I have to ask you to excuse me, but
-Yeah, sure, okay.
-some things are more important, like
-like family. That comes first.
-Of course!
-Yeah.
-I'll be back soon!
What are you doing here?
Well, Jimena left already,
and I have to help Papa with Pepita.
Gotcha, that's right,
your family is always first.
-Of course.
-I'll head back to my stand.
-Yeah, go ahead.
-God bless you.
You too.
What's up, Pa? How is she?
Jeez! Did you just teleport here, or what?
No, I was just able to get away
and I was close.
-And look, I brought help.
-A A child?
Well, yeah, he was here with his school.
-How is she?
-[goat bleating]
Not very good, son. She's having seizures.
And I don't want to lose her or her kids.
It's gonna be fine.
Don't worry. I'll handle it, okay?
-I'll take care of it all.
-Thank you, son.
Come here, Leo.
-How are you, sis? Mwah.
-Little bro, hey.
-Here we go.
-[Gabriel] Let's do it.
Right over here.
What's up, guys?
What's it lookin' like here?
[Sofía] Oh my God, just shoot me.
Why? We always buy clothes
in this color palette.
But they don't go together, Papa.
You treat me like I'm a stranger.
And what's even worse is
I feel like one myself.
I'm a monster.
I have no idea what I'm becoming.
No, no, no! Honey, you're not a monster!
You're gonna be all right, princess!
Princess, huh?!
Papa, I don't feel like a princess at all!
I'm like a fountain of blood,
and I'm all bloated!
I want to be your princess again,
but I don't know,
I have no idea what I'm turning into!
[sighs]
[groans]
No, I'm an idiot,
because, well, I want to help you,
but I just don't know how!
Man! I'm so embarrassed, princess.
Papi, we need some help, huh?
You're right.
-[bleating]
-Come on, Pepita!
-Towel!
-Towel!
Jeez. And that's how we do it.
-Thanks!
-You're all sweaty, Gabriel!
Well, Leo, this is no picnic.
And also, the baby is stuck.
[goat bleating]
No! Leo, what the heck?
That thing's covered in blood!
I want to help Pepita, but I'm scared.
Well, listen carefully, Leo.
We're gonna help Pepita
and her kids together.
-All right?
-All right.
Play an awesome song
to help calm her down.
-Okay.
-'Kay? Bring it on.
There.
[banda music playing]
[bleating loudly]
-Oh, yikes.
-Aah! I don't think she likes banda.
Yeah, no. Play something
a little more chill.
-[gentle music playing]
-Yeah, that's better.
-Please, guys. Everyone, step back.
-Yes.
[Julio] Please, take one step back.
Let's give the little goat some room.
One step back.
Take one step back, sweetie. There you go.
Look, Leo! It's coming!
It's out!
-Whoo!
-[kid] Wow.
[bleating]
[all cheering and applauding]
-Isn't nature just so beautiful?
-[gasps]
-[man] Be careful!
-[woman] Oh no!
Hey, what is it, Pa?
[Joaquín] Nothing.
[sobbing]
You're such a doofus, Joaquín.
How could you not see
those colors didn't match?
Pa, do you remember when my voice dropped?
You made me feel comfortable
even when things were awkward.
You took me to a barber shop,
and your chin was covered
in shaving cream,
but I only had a little, tiny stripe
where a mustache would be.
I even gave you your first
non-alcoholic beer after that.
Exactly.
And it's normal you don't know
what to do about Sofia's period.
[sighs]
[gentle music playing]
PLEASE THROW AWAY
TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILE
Come here. I love you guys.
[Sofía] We love you more.
[Joaquín sniffles]
You gotta get outta here.
I can't keep them out,
and Paty needs to get in here
to take a deuce.
-A deuce?
-Let's go.
-No way, man. Let's get out of here.
-Ugh!
-I'm super ready now.
-Yeah? You sure?
-As ready as ever!
-Okay.
But don't get too comfortable.
The second one's coming.
-[gasps]
-There are more babies.
-[Gabriel] Next one! Come on!
-[Leo] Let's do this.
[Gabriel] Give me that other towel.
Gotta clean it well.
You did great!
What is it, Don Julio? Why all the noise?
It's my son Gabriel,
he's helping Pepita give birth.
Hot dang!
Now that's what I call a real man.
-[laughs]
-[man] Mm-hmm.
-Just look at that.
-And that's your son?
Yeah, that's my Gabriel.
Will ya look at that kid?
He saved our lil' Pepita.
He gets distracted,
and he can be sensitive, but
In the same way kids don't get to pick
who their parents are,
we parents don't get to pick our kids.
-[laughs]
-[laughs] Yes, of course.
And who are you, sir?
Huh? Oh! Don Julio Padilla.
I'm the owner of Rancho Arracada.
Here we are. At your service, miss.
-[Gabriel] That's it, Pepita!
-Thanks a lot.
-Push, Pepita! Push!
-[Leo] Push!
-[goat bleating]
-[Gabriel] Okay, it's out! We did it!
-We did it Gaby! Yay!
-They're all out, dude!
-All right! We did it, Leo!
-[kid] Good job, Leo!
-[all cheering]
-We did it! Yay! Whoo!
All right!
-[man] That's how it's done!
-[Gabriel] Whoo, whoo, whoo!
[all chanting] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[Gabriel] Yeah!
Eh? Huh?
[birds chirping]
These documents you sent me are
proof that Rogelio and the mayor
are somehow involved with
that company, Western Trading.
That's the account where
the ranchers' payments are going?
That is correct.
[Jimena sighs]
What happened? Are you all right?
No, I'm not.
It turns out Gabriel's dad is
the owner of Rancho Arracada.
[gasps] Are you serious?
You've gotta be fucking kidding!
I mean, now the only thing
I know to be true is,
he knows who I am
and about all of the ranches.
Stay calm. I'm sure
there's a good explanation.
Yes, and it's the one I said.
Gabriel's Dad is the owner
of Rancho Arracada.
You gonna fire him?
[Joaquín] I've already seen this movie.
The blonde gets eaten by the monster.
-Pa!
-Spoiler alert, Pa.
Huh? What's wrong?
Everyone already knows
that the beautiful ladies get eaten first,
and then all the muscly dudes.
-Oh, you know what?! That's it!
-[sighs]
-[Joaquín] What? What's wrong?!
-Hey! Why did you have to turn it off?
Pa, I need to talk to you
about something serious.
[gentle music playing]
Huh?
First of all, I need to tell you
that you did everything right, okay?
You brought me different looks, and
and I appreciate it
more than you know. Thanks.
But right now,
I'm at a stage in life where
I'm so unsure.
I think I need to be around a woman
who's been through
something like this before.
You know, I don't know if I want to
use a tampon or a cup like Mama.
And then, how do you even put the cup in?
Hang on, princess.
I understand you completely.
And I know that you need your mom.
It won't hurt my feelings, okay? Hmm?
[both] Bzz! [chuckling]
-I love you, Pa. Thank you.
-I love you.
-Aw, such a sweetheart!
-All right, that's enough of that.
That's why I don't tell you anything.
Now, come on.
-It's time for dinner, right?
-[kids] Yeah!
How about if we get a great big pizza
because Mich gets home late?
-Yes, sir!
-Large one, yeah?
I want pepperoni!
-Hey, wait, I want three cheese!
-Okay, we'll get a few large ones, then.
[music fades]
[phone dings]
HEROES OF THE DAY
AMAZINGLY DONE
["Llagas En Mi Corazón"
by DannyLux playing]
[chuckles]
[people cheering]
[chanting] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-[phone dings]
[Gabriel] Hello.
Should I climb up your balcony?
[phone dings]
[Jimena] I have a headache.
["Llagas En Mi Corazón" continues playing]
["Llagas En Mi Corazón" continues playing]
[song ends]
[theme song playing]
[song ends]