The Powerpuff Girls s01e09 Episode Script

1 OHH, YEAH! POWERPUFF GIRLS FIGHTING CRIME TO SAVE THE WORLD BEFORE BEDTIME HERE'S THE TIME TO SHINE WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING CRIME POWER IT UP WHO'S GOT THE POWER? WE GOT THE POWER THEY CAN DO THE WALK, GONNA DO IT ALL WE DON'T QUIT WHO'S GOT THE POWER? WE GOT THE POWER OH! YEAH! AH, THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE! A BRIGHT AND SHINING BEACON OF WHOA, TOO SHINY! WAIT A SECOND! WHAT'S THIS?! SHINY! SHINY! SHINY! SHINY THINGS! SHINY THINGS! PACKRAT IS THE KING OF SHINY THINGS! I SMELL A RAT PACK RAT, THAT IS.
OH! SO SHINY! RITA LOVES SHINY! HEY, PACKRAT, TIME TO PACK IT UP! NO! THE SHINY IS MINE! OKAY, GIRLS, THETA FORMATION! BUT THAT'S THE MEANES FORMATION.
I DON'T WANT TO HURT 'EM.
THEY'RE JUST CUTE LITTLE MICES! HEY, THERE.
WHATCHA GUYS SO UPSET ABOUT? BUBBLES! STOP MESSING AROUND AND START PUNCHING! OH, RITA, YOU WILL LOVE THE NEW SHINY! GUYS, PACKRAT'S GETTING AWAY! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE THETA FORMATION?! NO! AWW! DON'T BE FRIGHTENED! YOU JUST NEED A HUG! AH.
NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER? AAH! MUST SAVE THE SHINY! HERE I COME, RITA! SHINY FOR MY RITA! MY LITTLE RITA! OUCHIE.
BUBBLES, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH THE BAD GUYS, NOT HUG 'EM.
BUT HE WAS SO MAD.
AND FURRY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER GOING OVER THETA FORMATION IF NOBODY'S GOING TO FOLLOW IT.
POINT IS, STOP BEING A WIMPY-BUTT! OUCHIE! ARE YOU OKAY? MY ARM HURTS REAL BAD! AW, PLEASE, NOT LIKE IT'S BROKEN.
YEP, IT'S BROKEN! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A CAST FOR A WHILE.
GREAT.
NOW I REALLY AM A WIMPY-BUTT.
TRUTH.
DON'T WORRY, BUBBLES.
I SPECIALLY ENGINEERED THIS CAS SO IT WON'T SLOW YOU DOWN! THIS BUTTON ADJUSTS THE FITTING.
THIS BUTTON ADJUSTS THE GRIP.
THIS IS FOR TRACTION.
THIS ONE'S FOR TARGETING, CONTRACTION, EXPANSION.
AND THIS ONE MAKES CAPPUCCINO! AH, THE TASTE OF VIENNA ON A COLD WINTER MORNING.
DELICIOUS.
AWESOME! I WANT A CAST, TOO.
CASTS ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BROKEN BONES, BUTTERCUP.
GOTCHA.
BUTTERCUP AW, MAN! BUBBLES, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A WHIRL? UM AAH! UGH, THIS IS HOPELESS.
I'LL ALWAYS BE A WIMPY-BUTT.
WIMPY-BUTT WIMPY-BUTT WIMPY-BUTT COME ON, BUBBLES.
YOU ARE NOT A WIMPY-BUTT.
YEAH, I'D CALL YOU MORE OF A WIENER-BUTT.
STILL A BUTT, EITHER WAY.
BUTTERCUP! WHAT'S THAT, MR.
MAYOR? PACKRAT? NOT AGAIN.
LET'S GO! COME ON, BUBBS! SHINY THINGS! SHINY THINGS! STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU DIRTY RAT! NICE.
NO! ATTACK! DUDE, HE'S GOING MEDIEVAL ON US! COME ON, BUBBLES! I DON'T KNOW! HEY! NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SISTERS! UH-OH.
BUBBLES, THAT WAS SPECTACULAR! YEAH, I GUESS I DID IT! THIS ARM IS PRETTY GREAT, AFTER ALL! WAY TO GO, BUBBS! HIGH FIVE! THAT PUNCH WAS AWESOME! WELL, I GUESS LUNCH BREAK'S OVER.
BUT THE POLICE COULDN'T CATCH THEM, SO I LAID DOWN THE LONG ARM OF JUSTICE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT ARMSIE.
YES, BUBBLES, WE KNOW.
ARMSIE.
OH, NO! WE MISSED OUR STOP! DON'T WORRY.
I GOT THIS.
OH, WHOA.
THAT WAS A DOOZY.
BUBBLES, THAT WAS REALLY DANGEROUS.
BUT WE MADE OUR STOP.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY WITH THAT NEW ARM.
HIS NAME IS ARMSIE! - WHATEVER! - ARMSIE HELPS PEOPLE.
BESIDES, HE'S THE HAPPIEST DUDE AROUND! DOES HE LOOK DANGEROUS TO YOU? HI, BLOSSOM! GOOD JOB, ARMSIE.
YOU THINK BUBBLES EVER LISTENS TO WHAT SHE'S SAYING? BUBBLES, JUST THE GIRL I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
OH, HI, PROFESSOR.
DO YOU NEED ME AND ARMSIE TO DO SOMETHING MAYBE DISH OU SOME STREET JUSTICE? I SAW A BUNCH OF DOORS OUTSIDE THAT WEREN'T BROKEN YET.
ACTUALLY, IT'S TIME FOR THAT CAST TO COME OFF.
WHAT?! THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S BEEN SIX WEEKS.
- YOU'RE ALL HEALED.
- NO! FINALLY! THINGS CAN GET BACK TO NORMAL.
AND YOU CAN STOP TREATING THA CAST LIKE IT'S A REAL FRIEND.
WHAT?! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING TODAY! ARMSIE IS MY BEST FRIEND! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME! ASK YOURSELVES, "WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP?" AH, HERE WE GO.
IS IT THE SHIP ATOP THE FRIEND SEA BOUNCING IN THE OCEAN OVER WAVES, SAYING HI TO SEAGULLS, SOLVING MYSTERIES? OR IS IT A SUBMARINE, DIVING DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THE SEA OF UNDERSTANDING, YET ALSO STILL SAYING HI TO SEAGULLS, WHO ARE IN THEIR OWN SUBMARINE? AND, FURTHERMORE BUBBLES, QUIT STALLING! IT'S TIME TO TAKE THAT CAST OFF.
NO! YOU'RE JEALOUS! YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS! THAT WENT WELL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HOW CAN THEY DO THIS? FIRST, THEY TELL ME I'M TOO WEAK! AND THEN I GET ARMSIE, AND THEY TELL ME I'M TOO STRONG! THEN THEY TELL ME THAT I TALK TO MYSELF TOO MUCH.
ARMSIE'S NOT DANGEROUS! HEY, FREE PUPPY! THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS! THEY'RE JUST ALL WIMPY-BUTTS! WIMPY-BUTTS! WIMPY-BUTTS! HEY, BUBBLES? I AM NOT A WIMPY-BUTT! NO, RITA! YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH PACKRAT! YOU ARE MY LOVE! HUH? RUN, RITA! SAVE YOURSELF! MUST GET BIG SHINY FOR RITA! SHINIEST! DUDE, IS THAT PACKRAT? SHINY! ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, DELTA FORMATION! NO! ARMSIE AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS BY OURSELVES.
OH, YEAH! - BUBBLES! - BUBBLES! BUBBLES, ARE YOU OKAY?! - AAH! - AAH! BLOSSOM, BUTTERCUP! OH, NO.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
OOH! SHINY FOR RITA! I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT I'M JUST NOT THE SAME PERSON WHEN I'M WITH YOU, ARMSIE.
SOMETHING'S GOT TO CHANGE.
ARMSIE, WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES.
YOU WERE MY RIGHT-HAND MAN ER, ARM.
OKAY.
AAH! SHINY! AAH! SHINY! - AAH! - SHINY! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? A HUG! AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED, BUT AT WHAT COST?! WAIT! WHAT? OH, THERE'S MORE? - BUBBLES?! - THERE! BUBBLES! ARE YOU OKAY? I THINK SO.
BUBBLES, THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! DEFINITELY ONE OF OUR TOP THREE EXPLOSIONS.
THANKS.
AND I'M SORRY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO DEPENDENT ON ARMSIE.
WELL, WE'RE SORRY, TOO.
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT A WIMPY-BUTT.
LET'S GO HOME.
OW! MY LEG! SERIOUSLY? WE ARE NOT GETTING YOU A CAST.
WHAT IF WE CALL IT "LEGSY"? - NO! - NO.
"LEGOR"? - NO.
- NO.
"LEGS LUTHOR"? - NO! - NO! SHINY FOR RITA! POWERPUFF GIRLS FIGHTING CRIME SAVING THE WORLD BEFORE BEDTIME BATTLING EVIL TOE-TO-TOE SAVING THE DAY, A POWERPUFF GOAL