The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (2020) s01e09 Episode Script

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[housewife] Previously on
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
[engines revving]
[laughter]
[man] Oh, [bleep].
I love seeing the Shahs together,
'cause Jen's a lot. [laughs]
We both can't be a lot.
You gotta balance it out.
Jen came over to my house.
She said she's heard things.
Seth and Meredith?
Yeah, I asked her what,
and she was just like, "Hmm."
If they really are dating other people,
how do you hide that?
You have to ask Meredith.
All I was born to do was to have a family.
When you get divorced, that's taken away.
My husband left me
after 11 years of marriage.
Nobody would say things you've said.
We were brought up
very [bleep] differently.
-Don't curse at me.
-Don't wave your finger
[Mary] Don't get ghetto.
That's just too hoodlum for Mary Cosby.
Despite what happened
between Mary and Jen,
I like Mary. Mary's my friend.
She's always been kind to me.
[theme song playing]
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP.
When you take cheap shots,
always expect a hangover.
This rose isn't scared
to handle a little prick.
Jealousy is a disease,
to which I say, "Get well soon."
I love God,
but I will read you like a scripture.
Just like my pioneer ancestors,
I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
[upbeat music playing]
Is next weekend Valentine's?
[Meredith] Friday is Valentine's, correct.
How are things with you and Dad?
Everything's really good.
In our, like, couple's therapy,
we've been really focused on working
on how we communicate with each other
and understanding
rather than just attacking.
The fact that you need
to go to therapy to learn that
[upbeat music continues]
-You're really good at riding.
-Yes, I am.
So tell me what else
have you been riding? [smacks lips]
Just the horse today.
You need a man that'll just take control.
I mean, I'm following
Joe around wherever he'll take me.
I've already rebooked my second ride.
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
[upbeat music continues]
Do you want a treat?
Yeah, I'm gonna get myself
a bowl of cereal.
You don't want me to make you anything?
Uh I'm not really craving
a microwave hot dog right now.
-So I'm good.
-[dishes clatter]
[upbeat music continues]
[Jen] I'm a little stressed out.
We got a really busy week.
-[Crystal] Yeah.
-[Jen] And of course,
we have the big thing
is Sharrieff's party.
-I know.
-We have a couple hundred
-people coming, right?
-Yes.
What happened today
when you went to see it?
We went through the walk-through
with the event planner.
We have, like, a whole private area.
We have the entire floor.
I'm most excited about all the people
that are gonna be there
that he hasn't seen in years.
Sharrieff has zero idea that I'm throwing
the biggest surprise party
for his birthday.
I read in some personal growth book
if I want more love,
I have to give more love.
So I'm supposedly supposed
to get this back in return.
So let's see if that works.
-I want it to be Shah-mazing.
-Yeah.
I want it to be Shah-bulous.
-Shah-bomb.com.
-Shah-mazing.
So Sharrieff will really like this
because he loves golf.
So I think incorporating
kind of the hip hop theme
-with the golf is gonna be fun.
-We're gonna have a buffet.
It's gonna be refilled all night.
-Double the service.
-Okay, okay.
-And we eat a lot.
-Okay.
-There will be definitely enough.
-Okay.
-Let me know if you need anything.
-Okay.
[Jen] Sharrieff being gone
I'm okay with it most of the time,
but then it gets to be a lot.
And so it's important
to me that this goes off well
because I want to show him
we have a ton of fun together.
-Hi, Whitney.
-What's up?
Sharrieff's surprise birthday party
it's a hip hop and golf theme.
-I love it.
-Wear your hip hop outfit.
He thinks we're going on a date
because he doesn't celebrate his birthday,
so it's like kind of a big deal.
He's gonna have so much fun.
It's been like a rough football season,
um, and he's finally home,
and I'm trying to make
the extra effort to show him I care.
Yeah. I love that.
Are all the women coming?
-Yes except I'm not
-Did you invite Mary?
No, I'm not inviting Mary.
Well, I would just imagine
she'd feel left out, you know,
of the group.
We're cool, meaning like,
"Hey, how are you?"
"Nice to see you."
"I'll fix your wig if it's falling off."
Yeah.
And then I saw her at the fashion show.
We didn't talk.
I just feel like it would be f
I'm not a fake person.
It's your party.
It's Sharrieff's birthday.
I understand that. I was just hopeful.
I don't need a bunch of,
like, filler people.
I could just go hire a bunch of models
to stand around that look cute.
-Yeah.
-Yep.
-Cool.
-[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
Just vacuum that rug
and make sure you get the sides.
-The sides.
-'Cause I do have to do it myself.
Oh, no, I got it, Mary.
And plug it up to If you can.
Okay.
[vacuum whirring]
-[cell phone rings]
-[sighs]
[cell phone rings, chimes]
Hi! You look nice. Look at you.
-You look good yourself.
-No, stop, please.
You know you're not Whatever. [chuckles]
So how's Florida?
I've been taking care of a lot of stuff.
Are you still checking on the grass?
You go to check on the grass.
That's a three-month vacation.
[Mary] When my grandmother left,
she left me her empire
homes, churches, daycares,
a mortgage company,
restaurants, including her husband.
[chuckles]
I'm not thinking about you at all.
So Robert Sr. does love checking
on all the homes that we own.
-[producer] How many houses do you own?
-Um
So oh, gosh.
I don't know.
I never counted.
Of course we have this gigantic house
in Salt Lake City,
our home in Vegas,
and then of course New York.
Carmel, Indiana,
and we also have a home in Orlando.
We don't rent our houses or anything.
No one lives
When we're not there, they are empty.
We don't share. The So, yeah.
-Do you miss me?
-Sure, I miss you.
-I miss your breakfast.
-I believe that, yeah
I'm fending for myself every morning.
Yeah, well
So Whitney told me that Jen has a
a surprise hip hop party for her husband.
-But I'm not invited.
-I don't even know what to say about that.
That's that's it's ignorant and rude,
and I wouldn't even care.
Just like, what did I do?
What did I do to her for her to hate me?
Nothing.
Jealousy is a cruel mistress.
Ooh. It's just everyone's
going along with it, you know?
I'm trying not to have
any certain type of feeling about it.
Yeah, I understand,
but I think it's ignorant, rude,
and whatever they're doing,
they're just a bunch of funny folk,
and I can't deal with that
-You all right?
-[voice breaking] Yeah.
What are you doing?
[melancholic music playing]
Just, I'm just not happy
at this time because of things.
I don't understand it, you know?
Please don't be crying
about nothing like that.
Unh-unh.
It's hurtful because the girls
don't like the way she's treating me,
but they're too afraid to tell her.
They've seen how she is,
that she could go off,
and it feels like they all took her side.
You came at her. You criticized her.
-That's not true.
-That's what I saw.
Jen was trying to explain
why she reacts like that.
-You kind of didn't accept it.
-Whitney, I'm not
Don't tell me how I feel.
[Mary] When Jen
was explaining herself, I got it.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't care.
-I believe her.
-I believe her. I know it's true.
Just do what you gon' do.
Just do what you're doing.
Thank you for being by my side.
I don't see you there, but you're there.
-Hey, hey, I'm right there.
-[laughs]
-Talk to you later?
-Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
[upbeat music playing]
Stormi, what are you doing to your ribbon?
Stormi, it's part of the Valentine party.
-Georgia?
-[Georgia] What, Mama?
-Where's Annabelle?
-[Annabelle] Hi!
Look, everyone's wearing pink. I love it.
-Bring it in.
-What are we doing, Mom?
[Heather] Dad's gonna come
open gifts with us.
-It's a tradition.
-Yeah.
[mischievous music playing]
Hello?
[Heather] Hey!
-[Billy] Hey.
-We're in here.
[Billy] Happy Valentine's.
-[Georgia] Hi, Dad.
-Hey, guys.
-Oh, my gosh.
-How are you guys?
-Hi, Dad.
-Good.
-You look cute. All pink.
-[Georgia] Yeah.
Mama's dress is awesome.
Thank you. Trying to rep
the Valentine's brand.
I know you're too old
for teddy bears, but
-Oh, it's so cute.
-It's so cute.
I couldn't pass it up.
When I first met Billy,
he checked all the boxes.
Do you have a vase or something?
-Yeah, I've got vases for sure.
-Okay.
[Heather] He was over six feet tall,
he was cool, and he was rich,
and his family connection to Howard Hughes
made him Mormon royalty,
and that was all that mattered.
So do you guys have
any Valentine's this year?
I have about three that I'm juggling.
[Georgia laughs]
He asked me to marry him
three months after we met,
but all the things
that enticed me to marry him
evaporated when we had
to live life together,
and it became immediately apparent
that we were absolutely not compatible.
Hey, you can't come over,
eat your cupcake
-That was the cat.
-The cat?
[Georgia] Oh, come on. Just clean it up.
At one point, we went to go see
Scary Movie 3 or something, and
like, there was a glory hole in the movie,
and he got up and said, "We're leaving."
But then because
I didn't see how absurd it was,
he withheld sex from me to, like,
show me how debaucherous I was.
I thought, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
Come sit on the couch.
-Ashley.
-What's up?
This is a gift I got myself.
Just kidding, there's something
for each of you in here.
I'm just gonna hold the bear
since nobody got me anything.
Did you get that? Oh, cute!
Where'd you get it?
I am in love. Thank you so much.
You're so welcome. Little diamond studs.
Oh, wow.
The reason Billy and I separated,
I was planning
my daughter's baptism and told him
I didn't wanna change the time
to accommodate his sister, and he said,
"Fine. Keep it when you want,
and I'll move out next week."
I was the "never say no" girl.
I said no, and he moved out.
And that was it.
I really wanna get
my second piercings in like Ash.
-How do you feel about double piercings?
-I'm okay with it but if you get a tattoo
She already got a tattoo.
-But it says "Dad."
-Okay.
-"Dad" in a heart.
-[laughter]
Just says "Dad."
[Heather] I only got married
to be married and have children
and have an eternal family.
That was it. So losing my husband to me
was like losing everything.
So, Billy, what are your plans today?
Besides from crashing our Galentine's.
A nice, lonely, uh
you know, hour in the hot tub.
Oh, yeah, I heard you installed a hot tub.
[chuckles] I gotta get back
and get the hot tub fired up.
-[laughs]
-Yeah.
At times, I'm thankful Billy left me.
-I am keeping the bear. That's my date.
-Well, it's a cute date.
But I'm still a divorcée,
ostracized from my community
and totally alone.
[Georgia] Bye. See ya.
-Love you.
-Bye.
-[door closes]
-Happy Galentine's.
[upbeat music playing]
[whispers] Three
[doorbell rings]
-Hi!
-[Whitney] Hi!
Did I make you wait long?
-You're okay.
-Look at you!
-Look at you.
-We're Christmas.
-We are Christmas. We are Libras.
-[laughs] Yes.
We stay Christmas. You look cute.
I love your green. I'm glad you came over.
-Want me to take my shoes off?
-Just put these on over your shoes.
Yeah.
It is important people put on booties
when they come in my home.
I don't know where you walked in,
if you did a hurl and walked in it,
if a bird decided to bless you that day.
People don't realize shoes are dirty.
This is my closet. I welcome you
to my little humble abode
-Oh
-that I don't let anyone in,
-but
-my God.
I have a little bit of a shopping problem.
[Whitney] You have a closet and this?
I Every closet in the house
is full of my clothes.
[Whitney] Her bedroom is
her bed and all of her clothes.
But if your clothes are taking over
your 20,000 square foot house,
you might be a high-end hoarder.
I love clothes. It makes me happy.
And I love sitting in these Balmain pants
and these Gucci boots and
this shirt I bought in Milan. Milano.
[Mary] My grandmother,
she had that craving for fashion too, and
that's all I saw, was her dressed up.
I was in seventh grade
when she bought her home in Florida,
and she kept saying,
"I wanna show Mary the new Dillard's."
And she flew me to Florida
just to see this Dillard's,
and she gave me,
like, money, and I went crazy like
a chicken that they just broke its neck.
You have mad style.
-Yeah.
-I think you look beautiful.
-How are you doing?
-I'm good.
But I honestly wanna know
your opinion about Jen.
I'm sorry. I'm going straight to it.
-I tried to bring us together.
-Yeah.
[chill tense music playing]
And clearly it
didn't work.
It's not fair. Jen's having
that surprise party for her husband.
Everybody gets invited but me,
so at the end of the day,
I'm the one getting mistreated
because you guys are
too afraid to say anything.
-Yeah.
-And I know that everyone
-has spoken to me.
-No, we
You guys don't like it,
but no one's really, like,
speaking out for me. No one has my back.
Well, I'm sorry that
that we've let you down.
We need to be real.
So what Why is everyone
Is it all Is it fear-based?
Everyone doesn't wanna rock that boat?
Of course.
Do Lisa and Meredith feel the same way?
-They do.
-What are they saying about it?
"I'm scared of her."
Yeah.
Meredith and Lisa
I feel like they do things safe.
Like, they don't wanna harm me.
They don't wanna hurt Jen.
But they're scared of Jen.
Jen keeps starting
something with me, and
people are pretending
like they don't see it.
And it's not right.
I would stick up for you.
It's really uncomfortable
being friends with both Jen and Mary
and being put in the middle,
but I'm not being a good friend to Mary,
and it's making me feel terrible.
-I'm not afraid to say the way I feel.
-I'm sorry that
because we've ignored it,
we've created a monster.
[upbeat music playing]
-[Meredith] Brooks?
-[Brooks] What?
Would you come here, please?
We should order some food.
I thought we could order
sushi from Yuki Yama.
Why are we limited to sushi?
-What's that pizza place
-Okay, have whatever you want.
It's amazing. It's
-Devan
-Devanto's.
[Brooks] Davanza's.
What is it you want, honey?
You.
Can you guys do this in your bedroom?
Like, I'm standing here.
-What would you like for dinner?
-[chuckles]
Um Chef Boyardee ravioli.
Can we figure out dinner?
-Like
-I have no interest in canned food.
-What is it you'd like to order in?
-[laughs]
Should I just order?
You guys are being annoying.
Thank you, Brooks.
[Meredith] I'm so happy to see
that after the fashion show,
Seth and I have gotten
to a much better space.
The last few weeks have been brutal.
I cannot stand being without you.
[upbeat joyful music playing]
-Do you want teriyaki rib?
-[Seth] Bring it.
Sure, we'll get an order
of the teriyaki ribs.
You wearing a wedding ring today,
or did you forget?
You're looking good.
You wanna have a party tonight?
-[laughs]
-[Brooks] When my parents
say all this love stuff to each other,
I find it genuinely revolting.
Perfect. Thank you so much.
Amazing.
What was the [bleep] we said
when I put this on you?
-Do you remember?
-"I do"?
[Seth] Other than "I do"
-[laughs]
-all that other mumbo jumbo?
You wanna see our wedding album?
What the [bleep] is happening right now?
[doorbell rings]
I'm gonna go get the food.
You two can have
whatever you're doing,
whatever you wanna call this.
Deep down inside,
I know they're soulmates,
and I'm glad that they wanna work
through their issues,
but still, it's like Ew.
In the past, Seth and I
have always tried to make our marriage
work for our children, and this time,
the kids are not a factor,
so no more excuses.
Either we're gonna work it out
because we want to be together
and we're both going to have
to really put 100% in, you know,
or or not.
There's no more playing around.
Thank you very much.
I think this is real. I think it's for us,
and I think we're gonna make it.
Mer, you wanna sit on my lap?
Dad, I'm trying to eat. Disgusting.
Thank you for putting up with me.
-All right, cheers.
-[Brooks] Wait.
I'm in the bedroom below you guys,
-so if you do have sex
-Okay.
-Really?
-don't do it.
-We got No.
-Go into a different room.
We're observing Mormon laws.
-Thank you.
-We're dating.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
[upbeat music playing]
[knocks on door]
-[woman] Hello! How are you?
-Hello!
Good. I was just admiring
-your view of the temple.
-Right? It's right there.
-That's the temple I got married in
-Yeah.
-for the first time.
-Me too.
-[laughs] Yeah.
-My first wedding was in that temple too.
Crazy. Yeah, come on in.
I knew you were gonna come
down here and be like,
oh, my gosh, back in high school days.
I just got water.
Do you want something to drink?
Yeah, water's great.
I love your kitchen, by the way.
Thank you.
My stiletto just punctured
a hole in your mat. [laughs]
It's okay. This is the mat
that I bought for my maids
to feel comfortable while they do dishes.
Well, I punctured it with my stiletto.
-I'm sorry. [laughs]
-You're good.
I've known Sara since high school,
and she's friends with all the women.
-[women] Hello!
-Happy birthday to ♪
You? ♪
Wait. No.
-It's actually Meredith's birthday.
-Oh, shiz.
Sara's been there through my divorce,
my marriage to Justin.
She's on her third marriage.
Holy [bleep].
I don't want to stand on the mat.
Want me to do that?
-Ohh!
-You got it? [laughs]
We both have children the same ages,
and we have both left the Mormon Church.
We've done adulting together.
-[Whitney] So how have you been?
-I don't know. Life, right?
So many kids and stuff,
but I'm creating a new version of life.
It is so hard to be in a second marriage,
but I've beaten the odds so far.
-Yes.
-And it hasn't been pretty.
It's been messy at times,
'cause Justin's family
made it very clear
that I will never replace his ex-wife.
My in-laws they still hung
Justin and Stasie's wedding picture.
-In their house?
-Mm-hmm.
I believe it took six to seven years
before Justin's parents put
Justin and I's wedding photo next to
his wedding photo with his ex-wife,
but they also included
his ex-wife photo with her new husband.
So here we all are together
Justin and his ex-wife, Justin and I,
Justin's ex-wife and her new husband.
But, hey, at least
I finally got moved into the family.
So I That's kind of more
the environment that I had
to deal with, but, um
-Oh, my gosh.
-But
Do you like pecans?
Um yeah, throw some in there.
-Um
-[plastic bag rustling]
-So you know
-[pecans clatter]
I've been hanging out with Jen a bit.
You know, she's had
some issues with Mary.
-Really?
-It's making
the rest of us extremely uncomfortable,
and it's hard for me
to stand up for my friend
because it makes me scared
Jen's gonna have this big reaction,
and I've heard
the other women feel this way.
I like Jen a lot.
She's a lot.
I mean, I don't know
if you want my advice or opinion,
but I'd talk to her about it.
You know how that
How much that terrifies me?
It could actually make you guys stronger.
I don't know.
You can't keep letting it
get more and more toxic.
I can come from a place of love. I mean,
we have Sharrieff's party coming up, and
-Seen her around her husband?
-Mnh-mnh.
-I have
-She's a completely different person.
-Really?
-She's quiet.
She's sweet. She's calm.
This whole 'nother Jen.
When I met my wife in college,
it was fantastic.
The thing that drew me to my wife,
it was how sweet she was.
[music warps off]
[bell dings]
If Sharrieff's there,
maybe that's a good time, right?
To bring it up?
Maybe she'll be feeling more chill.
Growing up Mormon, we weren't taught
to work through our problems.
Taught to sweep it under the rug.
But I realize sweeping it
under the rug doesn't work.
It is time that I talk to Jen,
and I'm hoping
we can resolve a lot of these issues
we have in this friend group
and stop talking behind each other's back.
I'm gonna need liquid courage.
-But I can do this.
-[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
Look!
Look how amazing.
Henry, imagine swimming in the ocean,
and that's right above you,
would you freak out?
I'd be like I'm a tortoise.
-[John] Hey, you wanna go in the ocean?
-[Henry] Ocean Explorer.
-There's a scuba guy.
-Look.
Look at that turtle. You love turtles.
Turtle! The purple and yellow one
has to be a GloFish.
[Lisa] So pretty.
[Henry] GloFish are made
out of alien blood.
They they seem like it. Okay.
It's a fact, though.
Area 51 makes GloFish.
-[John] They make GloFish?
-They do.
[Lisa] One of the goals
John and I set for each other
is we would spend
more time together as a family.
And it's so much better
to get out of our house.
Look at this little shark face.
I don't think that's a shark.
What is that? Isn't that a baby one?
No, just a fish.
Our home is basically a place where
we all just come and set things down
and like, go do our own thing.
The fact that Henry
calls his bedroom his apartment
and ask for a mini fridge
should say it all.
I mean, the kid's eight.
But then again,
if I get Henry a mini fridge,
maybe he'll never leave home.
Maybe he'll stay with me
forever and ever and ever.
Are we going to see the penguins?
[woman] How are you doing today?
You guys are getting
their favorite capelin.
I have never held a fish before.
-[laughter]
-[John] Thank you.
-Oh
-[John chuckles]
my gosh. They are so cute.
I've got a good friend here. [laughs]
-Look at them.
-Oh, no.
-Oh, my gosh. You are aggressive.
-Whoops.
-I know.
-[handler] That's Coco.
[Lisa] Hi, Coco. They are so precious.
-What would you name your penguins?
-Fresh Wolf.
-A penguin named Fresh Wolf.
-Fresh Penguin.
[Lisa] A few months ago,
our kids came to us with the idea
to create a men's grooming line,
Fresh Wolf.
For Fresh Wolf,
what are you thinking for products?
Shampoo, conditioner, hair gel, body wash.
Body wash, that's a good one.
When we say we're gonna do something
in our family, we actually do it.
We don't just talk about it.
We actually do it.
And we are working with them
to get it off the ground.
-I'm done. My fingers are freezing.
-[John] Yeah.
-Yeah. Let's get warm.
-[handler laughs]
And Fresh Wolf gives us the opportunity
to spend more time with the family,
and I love helping them with it.
It was so fun. I love being with you guys.
I love spending time with you guys.
What did you guys think of the penguins?
Super sick.
Are we gonna have
to add to your hair care line,
and not just have it be Fresh Wolf?
Should we add in some,
like, sea salt spray for men?
-When you're molting.
-Fresh Penguin.
-It's called Fresh Penguin.
-Shampoo products for penguins.
[laughter]
[upbeat music playing]
[Jen] I'm so excited
for my Beyoncé Super Bowl outfit.
So I need you to channel
the Beyoncé energy for my hair.
We need it big.
So he has no idea what the theme is?
He doesn't even know there's a party.
He thinks we're going on a date.
-Hi, baby.
-Hi, baby.
I just wanna remind you
we have a date night on Sunday.
-Where we going?
-It's a surprise.
I don't like surprises.
-I'm a little bit nervous. [laughs]
-[women laugh]
Help me pick something out.
Does this look hip hop enough?
Gucci fanny pack and big hoop earrings?
[Henry] Hey, Jack, take it.
You got my ice? Daddy bought me that.
-Hand the ice over.
-No.
-[Brooks] I was thinking this top
-[Meredith] Mm-hmm.
with these pants
and then this, like, trench coat.
-That's a lot of monogram.
-It's very hip hop though.
Mm-hmm.
-I think this is sick.
-Mm-hmm.
But do what you want.
You ready for it?
-[Jen] Yes.
-You got the boots.
I'm really nervous.
This is the first surprise party
I'm throwing for him in 25 years.
-Does my butt look good?
-Yeah, it looks so good.
I want to make sure
this is an epic surprise.
Should we button you up?
I didn't eat today, so this should fit.
[Jen] I love your track suit.
Oh, thank you.
I'm so happy. I don't even know
where we're going, but I'm happy.
So excited for our date night.
We're gonna take exit 297, 7200 South.
-Okay.
-And head west.
Do you think you know where we're going?
No.
Well, 'cause Popeye's is off of this exit.
Man, that'd be lit.
Shrimp po' boy. Wow, let's go. Mm-mmm.
You don't even eat chicken.
I eat shrimp, my love,
and they have a shrimp po' boy.
And I could have that. Yes, let's go.
[upbeat music playing]
-Run-DMC?
-Hey. What's up?
Hey, it's Stu Chains.
You know you love it.
[bleep], I left my golf clubs at home.
Oh [bleep], I think they have some.
-[Lisa] Hey!
-[Meredith] Hello!
-Mwah.
-How are you?
Look at you. I love you in red.
She looks like she's your sister
or something.
I know. Everybody says that.
-I'll take it. [laughs]
-I'll take my sister.
Girl do you love these purple?
-You should try it on.
-Let me see.
That matches your outfit better than mine.
You're working it.
Look at your vibe. I got it.
Are you alone tonight?
Yeah, Seth is at home
hanging out with Brooks.
-Is John not coming?
-No, no.
I told him, "Stay home with the kids."
-Oh, so you're on your own too.
-Yeah, 'cause I knew you would be.
-Good, my sister's with me.
-Yes, yes.
Hey, guys! They're almost here.
Jen just texted me that Sharrieff thinks
they're going to Popeye's.
[laughter]
Honey, I'm real fired up.
Get me a shrimp po'
'cause I'm hungry. I'm not lying.
Yeah, let's go this way though.
-Why would I go that way?
-No, back around.
-To go to Popeye's, I need to go this way.
-Yeah, but go this way.
[singsongy] 'Cause we're going golfing.
Oh! Yay! Oh, hey,
that's awesome. Are we Really?
Yes!
Oh, man.
[Jen] I know once he sees
150 of his closest friends
and his family that flew in
he's gonna be totally fine
without that 12-piece and biscuits.
What? Okay. That's fun.
[upbeat music playing]
[singsongy] We're going golfing.
-Really?
-Yes.
-[cell phone rings]
-Okay, cupcake.
Do you want other people to come?
No, no. It's No, baby, not at all.
I was just
That was surprising, that's all.
[Jen] This is extremely stressful
because this party
needs to go off perfectly.
-You're pretty tricksy.
-[laughs]
[footsteps descending stairs]
[everyone] Surprise!
[cheering and laughter]
Oh, happy birthday!
[cheering and applause]
Yeah! That's so nice.
She told me. She said,
"I'm taking you to Popeye's."
I was like, that's gonna be the best date.
-Take me to Popeye's.
-[cheering]
-Oh, wow.
-[laughter]
What is this? Are you gonna
I'm performing for the Super Bowl tonight,
-at Super Bowl halftime.
-[chuckling] Okay.
Whoo!
Thank you, baby.
I've got NFL folks here.
That's Vicky McBride?
What's up, Jen Shah?
[Jen] Looking around the room
at everybody that's here
-I love you so much.
-You're as cute as ever at 50.
Oh, I love you so much.
[Jen] from every facet of his life,
and I was able to make this happen.
If this party doesn't show
Sharrieff how much I love him,
maybe I should start dating other people.
[producer] Is that a dig
on Meredith and Seth?
No comment.
I was like, wait, Beyoncé
I can get the jacket?
Yeah. I'm buying it.
My guy had the same deal.
Aw! Look at my man. [laughs]
Yeah! Why didn't you
tell me what was going on?
-I wanted to. I couldn't.
-Hey, I'm-a let you rock it.
Hey, what's in there?
It looks like stuffed mushroom.
-Crab cake.
-Oh, crab cake.
How do we get a drink out here?
What up, girl?
[Heather] I'm impressed with Jen.
She's put a lot into this for Sharrieff.
Girl, girl, girl!
This is gonna be a fun night.
-Whoo!
-[laughs]
Who is this?
This is your hip hop wife from the 1990s.
[Heather] The last birthday party
she threw was, like,
Eyes Wide Shut,
freaky white people [bleep].
Looks like there's
some appetizers over there.
No, those guys are naked.
[indistinct chatter]
I'm eating a lollipop.
How many licks does it take?
This is the type of party
where I am gonna be
the last one to go home.
[hip hop music playing]
This is our dance crew. We have to battle.
The battle, the battle!
Yeah, we ready for this.
-You have your crew?
-This is my crew!
-Yeah, we're his crew.
-I told you! Whitney, let's go!
-Okay.
-Ohh! Jumping in.
We ready to go!
Bounce, bounce, bounce,
bounce, bop, bop, bop, bop.
-Bounce. Just lean down.
-Uh-oh.
-[cheering]
-Why you getting in my face?
-Ohh!
-[laughter]
-I can't get real
-Oh! [laughs]
-[all] Ohh!
-What?
Oh, wait!
[cheering and laughter]
-I got the Fly Girls.
-[cheering]
You got your Fly Girls?
-Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly.
-[cheering]
I've got the Fly Girls! I've got
[screams and laughter]
[Sharrieff] Damn! Whoa, whoa!
-Ohh!
-[cheering]
Whitney heard that
it's a 1990s hip hop party,
and she got excited to show us
her choreographed routine
from middle school.
-[cheering]
-Yeah! Whitney!
Whitney needs a lot of attention,
negative or positive,
but, like, stop twerking.
Get off the floor.
What's going on?
-Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
-[screams and laughter]
-Whoa. That was crazy.
-Oh!
Hold on, hold on.
Rewind!
-[Heather] Ohh!
-Ohh!
Is it really a question
who's a better dancer between me and Jen?
I am, obviously.
[screams and laughter]
Old school! Old school!
[Sharrieff] What?
Whitney, I've got that brown girl rhythm.
You don't.
[hip hop music playing]
[Heather] Blue ribbon! Ohh!
You won that [bleep].
[laughter]
[Meredith] Let's see your swing.
[Lisa] Where are the balls?
-[Meredith] Oh!
-[Lisa] There we go.
-Okay, you gotta back up for this.
-Oh, really?
I don't wanna hit you.
I don't wanna be hit in the face.
That's for sure.
-[laughs]
-[Whitney] Justin?
Here.
[Whitney] I don't like confrontation.
So I'm so nervous, sweating,
drinking way too much wine,
building up the liquid courage
to talk to Jen.
Give me a kiss.
I'm going in.
I think it's the right thing to do
so that we can all get
on the same page and move on.
So I have to tell her.
Gonna go have that conversation with Jen.
I'm down. I wanna be with you.
-So will you join in a minute?
-Yes! Yes.
Where is she though?
[Heather] I was shocked
to hear Lisa and Meredith
are talking about Jen behind her back.
I was with Mary yesterday.
She said she gets phone calls privately
from Lisa and from Meredith,
saying, like, "We're scared of Jen."
-Wow.
-Yeah.
I'm gonna pull her aside
by myself, and then if, like
-And then I join in?
-Yeah.
I love Jen. I don't want her to be upset,
but she deserves to know
Meredith and Lisa
are talking behind her back.
-I need to steal you.
-I love you. Bye.
-Get out here, you sex master.
-[laughs]
Listen, your outfit is [bleep] to die for.
I knew Beyoncé's jacket
would come in handy one day.
-[Heather] Hi, girls.
-[laughs]
-Hi, Mama.
-We're all good.
-So Jen
-What's going on?
-you know I'm a straight shooter.
-Right.
I told you from day one,
I stand up for what's right
-and wrong, right?
-Right.
[quirky music playing]
You are good
with Meredith and Lisa, right?
-Like, you have a clean slate?
-Yeah.
-Totally good.
-So I was really surprised
to hear this week that maybe
there wasn't a clean slate because
Let me let me start over
on this conversation.
I'm like a deer in headlights.
All my words are gone.
I've told you from day one
that I've always stood up
for wrong and right, right?
Where are we going with this?
-Who does she need to go to?
-Let me talk.
-I'll say it, okay?
-Talk.
So I'm coming to you with the loyalty
So what the [bleep] is going on?
I thought you were good
with the other women.
[Heather] Whitney is afraid
to tell Jen that people are saying
that they're afraid of Jen.
Girlfriend, just tell her.
So I was really surprised this week
to hear that some of the women
Just tell me what the [bleep] is going on.
-[Heather] Meredith and Lisa
-Okay?
called Mary
Called Mary and said what?
-Wait.
-They're afraid of you.
-You well, Heather.
-[laughs] Listen
-Dive in. Listen.
-The girl can interpret
-I know. Listen.
-through all the [bleep]. She got this.
Are you kidding me, Heather?
I had it handled.
-Maybe they were like
-I heard that they they called Mary
and said that they were scared of you
in the way that you handle situations.
What do you mean, scared of me?
It's so absurd.
You guys do know Mary's
-[bleep] cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, right?
-Yeah, but she said
Wait, what's going on over there?
Are they yelling?
How do you believe Mary though?
[bleep] Mary!
Why are you telling me this right now?
This is my husband's birthday.
I told you how important this is to me.
You couldn't bring it up
yesterday or tomorrow?
-I gotta go over there.
-I think they are yelling.
This is going way out of hand.
Okay, well, let's find out
right [bleep] now!
-What's up? What?
-Meredith, come here.
Let's find out right now.
I'm really [bleep] pissed off.
-About what?
-Let's get this
-all out on the [bleep] ground.
-It's not about Mary.
Okay, great! You said
it's about Meredith and Lisa.
-Wait, what? Why?
-They're scared of me?
And they they're talking [bleep]
behind my back to Mary?
[tense music playing]
Let's find out right now.
You said it's about Meredith and Lisa.
They're scared of me?
They're talking [bleep]
behind my back to Mary?
Jen, I am I am not afraid of you.
-I'm not afraid of you.
-She said you're talking [bleep] to Mary.
Wait. Everyone.
-I never talked [bleep] about you to Mary.
-That's why I wanna know!
[Lisa] To say I'm irritated
with Whitney is beyond.
I feel like Whitney needs glasses
because I'm standing
right in front of her.
It's like, do you not see me?
I'm right here.
Ask me if I'm afraid of Jen,
and I'll give you the answer.
The answer is no.
Mary did tell me
that everyone is scared of Jen.
-You're not standing up for her.
-I have never had
a conversation of significance
about Jen with Mary.
-Can we talk?
-Yeah.
-Come here.
-Is Mary making it up?
-I have no idea, but I didn't say it.
-I feel
This is ridiculous. I did not talk to Mary
and say that I was afraid of Jen.
Somebody's lying.
They came out up to me and were like,
"Meredith and Lisa are talking
behind your back to Mary."
-I'm like, "What are you talking about?"
-No.
-That's ridiculous.
-In the light
of, like, people going
behind everyone's backs,
I also wanna come to you about Jen.
[Whitney] I may as well tell Meredith now,
because I'm not gonna have
this much liquid courage
for a long time.
I don't like the gossip, right?
But Jen's been insinuating
that there might be
a bigger story about your marriage.
If you're not getting it from home,
you're going to go somewhere else.
If they really are dating other people,
like, how do you hide that?
I don't know.
You have to ask Meredith.
-There's nothing to figure out.
-The truth is,
it doesn't matter what's going on.
But I just want you to know that
I'm done engaging on the conversation.
This makes me very angry
because, quite frankly,
unless Jen is intimate
with me or with Seth,
it's none of her [bleep] business.
My point is, I don't like that
our friends are trying to dig up dirt
-and, you know
-There's nothing to figure out.
And perhaps people in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones.
Leave me alone to worry about my marriage.
Go worry about your own.
The conversation all got [bleep] sideways,
-so can you and I go have a conversation?
-Sure. Okay.
And then you and her
can talk about what I shared with you.
I don't think I'll be here that long.
-Are you okay?
-What's wrong?
I I'm aggravated, and I think it's time
-for me to call it a night.
-What? Meredith, do you want
Do you wanna have that conversation?
-What the [bleep] is going on right now?
-I don't think you should go.
-I don't
-I think I've had enough.
-No.
-Meredith, hold on.
-What is going on?
-I know. Say it.
-Why is it all private?
-I'm about to lose my [bleep] [bleep].
-Why is it all private?
-You guys came to me
and said they were saying
something about me!
I'm over the [bleep].
What the [bleep] is going on?
[Heather] My intention
was to be a good friend to Jen,
but I have seen what's happening,
and I have decided to abort mission
and hide in a corner.
Why are your friends
saying they're scared of you
-and not saying it to your face?
-Then they're not my friends!
I don't [bleep] know! I don't know!
So that's why I'm saying, as your friend,
-I wanted you to know that
-I don't know,
-and I don't give a [bleep].
-as Meredith's friend,
I wanna know why everyone's
talking about her marriage and not,
like giving truth about it.
Whitney is 100% trying
to mess with me right now.
You wanna talk about me
talking about Meredith's marriage?
Are you insane?
Don't do this
at my husband's birthday party.
I'm trying to get
to the bottom of the [bleep].
But there is no [bleep]. Nobody's saying
-I'm not afraid of Jen.
-But there is.
I am 100% not afraid of you.
-Listen.
-Not even a little.
-You're not afraid of her?
-Not at all.
-Why would I be afraid of Jen?
-'Cause Mary
I'm not afraid of any of you.
Just so you know.
-Mary is [bleep] crazy!
-Why
-Shut the [bleep] up about Mary!
-[glass shatters]
-Okay, Jen
-Shut up about Mary!
I don't give a [bleep]! Understand?
-I understand.
-[bleep] her!
I'm surprised she didn't pick up
and throw Whitney.
-No, this is ridiculous.
-But, Jen
-Shut up with Mary!
-Stupid!
Nobody's afraid of Jen.
Nobody's afraid of her.
Let me get the [bleep] outta here!
-What happened?
-These [bleep] bitches! Let's go!
Because Mary said, doesn't make it true.
Get my purse! Get my [bleep] phone!
-Let's go!
-Come on. Come this way.
-I love Jen.
-Okay, how do you feel about me?
Because you went and said
something that I did not say to her
that you're repeating from somebody else.
[bleep] assholes!
-We're done. Who does that?
-I am not engaging anymore.
[Jen] [bleep] assholes.
I'm the [bleep] asshole.
[tense music playing]
Relax, Mom, all right?
-No, [bleep] them!
-Momma, breathe.
What was Whitney talking about?
She's so [bleep]-faced.
They [bleep] won't own the truth
and that's the honesty!
-Do you know what happened?
-No, some stupid [bleep] always.
Because Mom is in here
drinking and doing dumb [bleep].
-[Jen] [bleep] you! [bleep]!
-[Omar] No, don't do that!
Good hell.
[Whitney] Next time on
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
We have some things to tell you guys.
-Are you pregnant?
-[laughter]
Meredith and Lisa,
they are lying to my face
and lying to your face, and the truth is,
like, we're trying to expose someone
for their duplicitous behavior.
Whitney's this little child
trying to create a problem
with Meredith, me, Jen.
It is so grade school. Somebody's lying.
Lisa and Meredith told Jen
that it's not the truth.
They've never spoken with you.
They really did.
-And I don't say anything that's not true.
-Yeah.
What are you doing drinking?
I'm numbing the pain
because I'm so angry at you.
My [bleep] marriage is [bleep] up
because of that night!
She didn't want that to happen!
But it did! So take responsibility!
Look over there one more time,
I will drown you, bitch.
[producer] Why splash the camera?
That's what happens when you
[bleep] film me in the [bleep] bathtub!