Video Game High School Vghs (2012) s01e09 Episode Script

It's time we hear again when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody from the wumb of glory That's just one of the many disgusting ways we'll be describing the white knuckle action of vghs' fps clan tryouts Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditorium and speaking of legens our special guest of today eats legends for brunch hey law hope you grabbed a snack for the match ehm, I did Scott, thank you so law, we've got 84 students going for just 12 Jv and Varsity jants any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys? before they get ready for the death? well, i don't know about pro tips, but let me tell you something i once told a promising young newblade VGHS is about being the best but you can't be the best you must be yourself so before you walk in the tryouts today i want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors i want you to find out what drives you cause once you find that out once you know what it is to truly game then nobody can break you you guys are ready to go? chiba, honzo! how did you Fished them out of the dumpster You didn't think i'd let you actually throw your gear, did you? i fixed them for you, they should be fully functional and i've added a few upgrades you guys know you're the best friends ever, right? we are? of course we are! now let's go playing some video games now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen they must have a pretty good captain and in the blue corner a rad tad group led by jenny Matrix who's fighting to be the first softmore ever to make it onto the vghs varsity team doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school STFU Law, It's Brian D! Noo! No! Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D? i signed up, i'm still in the system the rules say i can play Pff, Who sold you that load of molineux? Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white looks like your fable ends here i know it does it was my dream to play on a vghs team and i screwed it up yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure so what are you doing on my battlefield? This isn't about you and me it's not about getting back in it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best it's about playing the game so at the end of the day Calhoun it's all about the game GG Brian D he plays! I can't believe that worked check out brian d's old school gear! Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you with Law-lipop alright everybody calm down, the game is about to start You've shown up late again, uh brian? you never seem to learn, do you? Rule No 1 Ace never give up Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me Now sit your punk ass down and best wishes you all know the routine, you keep it clean up there match begins in thirty seconds get busy fragging or get busy dying COUNTDOWN allright bring it in you should've stayed home brian you're going to ruin itfor all of us yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv hey | i've seen these two cats meow and it's about to be a fancy fist tonight you plan on bringing the thunder? you know it good enough for me Jenny Now that you've all worked out your feelings are you ready to kick some ass? Fry my circuits! D and Jenny've just grabbed the case bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners because this combo is bubble please, grabbing the case is the easy part let's see how these butts do on the long way back How crowdass that kid can play i hate that kid Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood! Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass Jenny matrix has almost dome these underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history and that's not all, shotbot another round like that and brian d could actually get back in, into vghs Now how's that do ya, Law he's gone he left alright, you three left flank everyone else, with me this is it g THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME The law? Game over man game over our faces okay, everybody calm down don't panic, as longas we keep our HEADSHO Law ready for this? Run! Yowza! lesson learned, hell hath no fury like a Law scorned! I know me some ownage but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever oh great Carmak's gosth! he scored again tie game you knwo what that means Quakesperians It's time for a sudden death! 3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions and it all comes down to this final play Jenny, Brian make it a good one everybody stop! we can still win this thing get real Matrix, we're down-zo the law is coming for me The law is here because i'm here So i say let him have me you know you're almost in school, right? i know alright, here's the plan LAW! he's mine Jenny Law awkward so what's happening captain? Should we just shoot each other? oh we could but that won't get you on varsity know, would it? here's how this is gonna work you're gonna go grab the intel i'm going to say hi to Brian and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow you think i'd be caught dead on your team Matrix, please i should go before people start talking Hey brian Argh Argh! Jenny just shot me in the back Oh wait no I'm sorry she just stabbed you in the back! Really, Brian? really? I gotta admire your gumption, kid you really want to play this game one last time Okay The clock's ticking so why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging and we'll put this all "is anybody better than the Law" issue to bed Brian move the face I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot and you blew it you proved you're a nothing but surprise here's your pal The Law coming here to give you a last chance so are you gonna take it? Come on you've got nothing to lose almost Law ready for THAT? Brian D congratulations you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS Welcome to the team thanks I'm sorry about Varsity it's ok I'm happy with what i've got Sorry, i was completely unprofessional It's ok I am your captain now, though Oh, well it won't happen again captain That was your first kiss, wasn't it? And my last, cause now i'm going to die Brian, it was i'm it was good Good, cause that was the last one, right? yeah I hate this school practice starts tomorrow see you there captain Hey, sorry DK.
I'll catch you later Sleep well, young Theodore for we drift! AT daybreak Oh hey Ted turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker she can learn a thing or two I'm sure she is da she's pretty awesome at anything Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day look, that's Brian! Oh, see you later popps Brian freaking D! Congratulations brain I knew you'd make it back! Roommates forever! Thanks guy Wow, you've made your teams! Yes, she melted my old man's face off litterally oh no, not litterally but i did really well Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas! pizza sounds great right about now