Wabbit - A Looney Tunes Production (2016) s01e09 Episode Script
Wabbit's Wild/All Belts Are Off
1 Going down the rabbit hole Where we're going no one knows Obstacles 'round every bend Let's see where the tunnel ends Ah, an evening of peace and quiet.
Figures.
Hi, Squeaks.
What's up? You want to have your poker night here? Well, I was plannin' on having a quiet night in and, uh Uh, well, I guess you have everything you need.
I'll just be over here watching TV all alone.
What? I've always wanted to play poker with you guys! I've heard so much about you.
Uh, Squeaks, you want to introduce me to your friends here? Nice to meet you all.
My name's Bugs.
Okay, so what are we playin'? Squeaks, why are we playin' at my place? Well, well, well.
Thought you could move the card game? Sorry I'm late.
But it looks like you nutjobs are just getting started.
- What, a rabbit? This game is for squirrels only.
Oh, would you look at that.
A seat's opened up.
Hey, that's my hand.
Ooh, not anymore, bunny boy.
Hmm.
All right, ladies, let's show 'em.
Who can beat three birdhouses? Winner, winner, nuts for dinner.
And a carrot.
I ain't a cheater! So what if I've won every hand I ever played? What are you gonna do about it? Smart squirrel.
Well, would you look at that.
A seat opened up.
Hey, I already told you No rabb And this is just the beginning.
All right, rabbit, you can play.
Hmph.
Come on, everyone ante up.
Hmm? What are you lookin' at? Oh, look, someone dropped a king! What? Where? Never mind.
It was just my curtains.
Enough messin' around.
Read 'em and Huh? Well, what do you know? Five acorns.
Looks like the tables have turned.
This is impossible! I never lose.
Squeaks must not have shuffled the cards right.
Then I'll shuffle and make sure they're really mixed up this time.
One deck of finely chopped playing cards.
A pinch of salt and a generous helping of prune juice.
Open wide.
Nope, you still lost.
All right! I'm gonna shuffle.
- You don't know how to shuffle, do you? - Yes, I can.
See? Nope Oh, that's a good one.
And that one.
And this one.
Oh, oh, and these two.
And there! Now, rabbit, see if you can top this.
Oh, wow, a royal flush.
You know what that means.
Enough! We'll play one more hand.
And this time, we're goin' all in.
Oh, no, rabbit, your carrots aren't enough.
If you're gonna play this hand, you gotta play with something valuable.
Something like this.
- Is that a - What of it? It's solid gold.
What do you got? All right, I see your bracelet and raise you my TV.
Well, I see your TV and raise you this toaster.
- Hey, that's my toaster.
- It'll be mine soon enough.
Well, I raise you my microwave.
And I raise you your computer.
All right, who's ready to lose? Looks like this one's mine, rabbit.
Two pair and a lucky diamond.
Come to daddy.
Sorry, doc, but I got a full nest, walnut's high.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking back my, uh - Hmm What did you put in that blender? Hey, watch where you're a-goin'! This here is a stick-up.
So give me all the money in that drawer.
Uh, and a belt, too.
Huh? What are those, flintlocks? I'll give you a sock in the eye.
Huh? Oh, hello, sir.
I'm Randall, sales associate.
Can I help you pick out a new belt before you rob the place? Yeah, you can help me.
I need a belt.
So you need a belt.
Follow me, sir.
I'll be right back.
And with pants on.
Now, let's see what would look good on you.
"Dress for success," I always say.
My pants fell down.
Watch it! Oh, my pants.
Watch it My pants! Give me that.
Show me the belts.
Well, we have this new model.
It's quite popular with the working man.
Fine, let me have it.
Uh, belt sander, it is.
A real belt! All right.
How about this beautiful seatbelt? Everyone is wearing it.
How'd that work out for you? A little snug.
As I was saying.
We have big belts, small belts, steel belts Rope belts, black belts.
Timing belts.
Pecos Bill's belts And I really wish you would stop doing that.
I wish you'd give me a belt.
All right, no more tricks.
Show me the way.
The belt is just through this door.
Out of my way! I'll go get it.
It's powerful dark in here.
Hey, where's my belt! You mean a belt like this one? Ah, now you're talkin'.
Where'd it go? -All you have to do is defeat the champ.
Defeat the champion.
Wait! The what? Wait! The who? - Who was that? - Macho del Supreme.
He's rough, he's tough, and he wants that belt, too.
Just watch out for his move, The Sledgehammer.
How will I know The Sledgehammer move? Ah Guess the sledgehammer's the giveaway.
Are you listenin' to me? Now, this time, he's probably gonna try his move The Flamethrower.
Technically, I did tell you about The Flamethrower.
I heard you.
What's his next move called? His next move? The Tsunami! Real cute.
I know where this is a-goin'.
Bring on the Tsunami.
I don't think I got much left.
Come on! At least go down fightin' with your fists up.
All right, then.
I'm about to let you have it.
Huh? One, two, three.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champion.
Way to go, champ.
What do you have to say? What a fabulous shopping experience.
Thank you, Randall.
You can't leave now, you have to defend your title.
Figures.
Hi, Squeaks.
What's up? You want to have your poker night here? Well, I was plannin' on having a quiet night in and, uh Uh, well, I guess you have everything you need.
I'll just be over here watching TV all alone.
What? I've always wanted to play poker with you guys! I've heard so much about you.
Uh, Squeaks, you want to introduce me to your friends here? Nice to meet you all.
My name's Bugs.
Okay, so what are we playin'? Squeaks, why are we playin' at my place? Well, well, well.
Thought you could move the card game? Sorry I'm late.
But it looks like you nutjobs are just getting started.
- What, a rabbit? This game is for squirrels only.
Oh, would you look at that.
A seat's opened up.
Hey, that's my hand.
Ooh, not anymore, bunny boy.
Hmm.
All right, ladies, let's show 'em.
Who can beat three birdhouses? Winner, winner, nuts for dinner.
And a carrot.
I ain't a cheater! So what if I've won every hand I ever played? What are you gonna do about it? Smart squirrel.
Well, would you look at that.
A seat opened up.
Hey, I already told you No rabb And this is just the beginning.
All right, rabbit, you can play.
Hmph.
Come on, everyone ante up.
Hmm? What are you lookin' at? Oh, look, someone dropped a king! What? Where? Never mind.
It was just my curtains.
Enough messin' around.
Read 'em and Huh? Well, what do you know? Five acorns.
Looks like the tables have turned.
This is impossible! I never lose.
Squeaks must not have shuffled the cards right.
Then I'll shuffle and make sure they're really mixed up this time.
One deck of finely chopped playing cards.
A pinch of salt and a generous helping of prune juice.
Open wide.
Nope, you still lost.
All right! I'm gonna shuffle.
- You don't know how to shuffle, do you? - Yes, I can.
See? Nope Oh, that's a good one.
And that one.
And this one.
Oh, oh, and these two.
And there! Now, rabbit, see if you can top this.
Oh, wow, a royal flush.
You know what that means.
Enough! We'll play one more hand.
And this time, we're goin' all in.
Oh, no, rabbit, your carrots aren't enough.
If you're gonna play this hand, you gotta play with something valuable.
Something like this.
- Is that a - What of it? It's solid gold.
What do you got? All right, I see your bracelet and raise you my TV.
Well, I see your TV and raise you this toaster.
- Hey, that's my toaster.
- It'll be mine soon enough.
Well, I raise you my microwave.
And I raise you your computer.
All right, who's ready to lose? Looks like this one's mine, rabbit.
Two pair and a lucky diamond.
Come to daddy.
Sorry, doc, but I got a full nest, walnut's high.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking back my, uh - Hmm What did you put in that blender? Hey, watch where you're a-goin'! This here is a stick-up.
So give me all the money in that drawer.
Uh, and a belt, too.
Huh? What are those, flintlocks? I'll give you a sock in the eye.
Huh? Oh, hello, sir.
I'm Randall, sales associate.
Can I help you pick out a new belt before you rob the place? Yeah, you can help me.
I need a belt.
So you need a belt.
Follow me, sir.
I'll be right back.
And with pants on.
Now, let's see what would look good on you.
"Dress for success," I always say.
My pants fell down.
Watch it! Oh, my pants.
Watch it My pants! Give me that.
Show me the belts.
Well, we have this new model.
It's quite popular with the working man.
Fine, let me have it.
Uh, belt sander, it is.
A real belt! All right.
How about this beautiful seatbelt? Everyone is wearing it.
How'd that work out for you? A little snug.
As I was saying.
We have big belts, small belts, steel belts Rope belts, black belts.
Timing belts.
Pecos Bill's belts And I really wish you would stop doing that.
I wish you'd give me a belt.
All right, no more tricks.
Show me the way.
The belt is just through this door.
Out of my way! I'll go get it.
It's powerful dark in here.
Hey, where's my belt! You mean a belt like this one? Ah, now you're talkin'.
Where'd it go? -All you have to do is defeat the champ.
Defeat the champion.
Wait! The what? Wait! The who? - Who was that? - Macho del Supreme.
He's rough, he's tough, and he wants that belt, too.
Just watch out for his move, The Sledgehammer.
How will I know The Sledgehammer move? Ah Guess the sledgehammer's the giveaway.
Are you listenin' to me? Now, this time, he's probably gonna try his move The Flamethrower.
Technically, I did tell you about The Flamethrower.
I heard you.
What's his next move called? His next move? The Tsunami! Real cute.
I know where this is a-goin'.
Bring on the Tsunami.
I don't think I got much left.
Come on! At least go down fightin' with your fists up.
All right, then.
I'm about to let you have it.
Huh? One, two, three.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champion.
Way to go, champ.
What do you have to say? What a fabulous shopping experience.
Thank you, Randall.
You can't leave now, you have to defend your title.