Who's Your Daddy (2020) s01e09 Episode Script
Sabka Katega
[Title Montage]
[Biji singing song]
Wow! Biji, you are
looking very pretty today.
Rubbish, the henna did not work!
- Wait.
- What's this?
Black spot to ward
off the evil eye.
Hope they don't propose you today.
Shut up.
It's your day.
Not mine.
Has his day got over,
or is he still hungover?
[Prem] Prem Singh Barnala
is not so weak.
Greetings, Mother.
Wow, you look handsome, Dad.
Take, son.
My son is looking handsome.
Look at his dimples.
They are awesome.
Okay, guys, sit in the car.
[Phone ringing]
I have made this for you.
[Phone ringing]
- Sit down.
- Oh, it is so sour.
The liquor was free.
But the stomach is yours.
Why do you yearn
so much for drinks?
- I just drank a bit.
- What happened?
What are you saying?
It is not possible today.
I will come tomorrow.
Fine, I am coming.
Okay.
- Dad.
- Hurry up, we have to go.
I have an urgent errand to do.
You leave with Biji.
I will directly meet you there.
Dude, we are going
for your alliance.
Just leave with Biji,
- I will join you soon.
- How will he take me?
He himself has no sense.
You don't worry.
You finish off your
errand, I will take him.
- Come on, son.
- What's happened to me?
Come, let's go.
Will he come or not?
Of course, Granny.
Running so late?
Ruined my impression of him.
Granny, you look so cute.
Listen, till Soggy doesn't come
- you control your tongue.
- Okay.
- Don't do anything weird.
- What?
Stop smiling.
- You have such a weird moustache!
- What's wrong with you?
Granny, they are here.
- How are you, Biji?
- I am fine, dear.
Uncle, hope your health is good.
- I am absolutely fine.
- Welcome.
Come, please sit.
- Thank you.
- Please sit down.
This is my granny.
- Greetings.
- Hello.
Granny looks classic.
[Giggling]
I am Soggy's granny.
He is his dad.
Greetings.
Mom has gone to the bathroom,
should be on her way.
Uncle, where is Soggy?
He is stuck with some work.
- Should be on his way.
- Okay.
Let's have one, till Soggy comes.
I mean let's talk.
[Giggling]
You got scared.
Uncle, Soggy doesn't
resemble you at all.
He is my blood, my son.
I feel, I have seen you somewhere.
You must have seen
me, I am so famous.
Son, get my visiting card.
Here, take them.
Here, take these.
Keep them all.
After all we are family.
[Giggling]
I will use the rest room.
Sure.
What do you want
to order in drinks?
Not now.
Let the alliance get fixed.
Will you set it beforehand?
[Biji] Go, come back later.
Biji, he is talking
about soft drinks.
Then ask her.
What will you have?
Hello.
Oh, hello.
- Hello, there!
- What?
Last night you were amazing.
- I just went with the flow.
- Oh, really?
I am waiting for your next party.
I will come first again.
- Watch it.
- Okay fine.
Bye.
Bye.
[Door opens]
[engine revving]
[Footsteps]
Come here.
Where are you going?
Sit here.
Greet your in laws.
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
[Giggling]
[Mehek's granny]
We have ordered the food.
- What will you both drink?
- Poison.
Hey, they belong to our village.
I used to talk about Peshari.
My Peshari.
She is a distant relative.
She was popular
even in those times.
Bring lemonade for him.
By the way, what does your son do?
He has a business of movies.
Ahole, I was calling you.
Did you have to deliver today?
Soggy bro, they are very strict.
Please go safely.
Rubbish.
Nobody can touch me.
I bribe the cops regularly.
My keys?
What's the hurry?
There is TV, player and
everything at the police station.
Let's go there and watch
movies with all the brothers.
It will be fun.
[Whistling]
You have recognized
me today, Soggy.
I guess you have recognized me now.
Scores are settled.
[Giggling]
[Phone ringing]
Hello.
What?
Biji.
Just a minute.
What happened, Uncle?
- We will be back.
- What's wrong?
- You didn't eat.
- You guys sit. Just a minute.
What happened?
[Song playing]
Excellent.
[Song playing]
Now you have become famous
not only at Jamna Park
but in all of Delhi.
- Dance.
- I pay you regularly!
Verify with your constable.
Why don't you tell him?
Please leave me today.
[Biji] Soggy.
- Sir.
- Soggy, my son.
- Biji.
- Stop, Mother.
- Put him inside.
- Go.
Soggy.
What is your problem?
- [Slapping]
- Oh my God.
Could you only find him?
Take her home.
Let's go home.
Come on.
Mother, is this what you
have taught your kids?
He was caught making blue films.
He will be gone for a long time.
[Soggy] He is lying, Biji.
I haven't done anything.
Pissu and him are framing me, Biji.
Elders are responsible
for spoiling the kids.
You deal with matrimony alliances.
It would have been better if you
could manage your own relations.
Okay, enough.
Don't talk to her like that.
If anything happens to my son
- Oh, really?
- Enough.
I too have worn a uniform.
I have been to the borders too.
- Understood?
- Take him away.
Or else I will make both the father
and son dance in front of you.
- What will you do?
- Come, my dear. Let's go.
- Father.
- Don't worry, son.
Biji.
- [Soggy] Father.
- [Inspector] Worry about yourself.
- Father.
- Come on, begin.
[Song playing]
Come.
Ruined all the fun.
[Song playing]
Come on.
[Song playing]
Bloody dog!
Don't mind, grandpa.
Dad, I hope he didn't hit you.
Or have you deleted that scene?
Give me.
Grandpa, he was
insulting us so much.
You should have told him
about his sister's antics.
Would have borne
the consequences later.
Had I done that, the little hope
of Mehek and him together,
would have been ruined.
So how was he released, then?
What do I say?
Grandpa, please tell me.
Hope nothing goes wrong with Soggy.
Nothing will happen to him, son.
I know he has been framed.
You don't worry.
I sometimes feel,
I couldn't take the
responsibility well.
My son.
You are my brave son.
It's matter of time.
The Almighty
is watching everything.
Have patience, my son.
Wonder what will happen.
They were hitting him.
No, my dear, don't cry.
Trust Him, my son.
Everything will be fine.
[Phone ringing]
- I have a call. I'll be back.
- Okay.
[Phone ringing]
[Car door opens]
[Car door closes]
Prem.
He is trapped.
It is my fault.
When he was young
Neelu passed away.
I should have stopped him.
The cop was saying,
he won't spare him.
Why won't he release him?
I am here to help.
Now it isn't only your problem.
Soggy is mine too,
as much as he is yours.
Prem, I promise you.
Soggy will be released today.
How?
Leave it to me.
[Car moving]
[Constable 1] Stop, madam.
Where are you going?
[Prem] Move it.
Sir, madam didn't stop.
Did you find the papers?
Go and file them.
Come in.
If your zip is unlocked
at least lock the door.
Must say one thing.
As usual, your timing is perfect!
What to do?
I learnt this for
eight years from you.
To be at the wrong
place at the wrong time.
Is it an emergency
or is your alimony money over?
[Sigh]
[Mrs. Chibber] An inspector
Badhana of your zone
has trapped his son falsely
in a case of pornography.
Because his son is
in love with his niece.
- Loves her?
- [Mrs. Chibber] Yes.
So this is a family matter.
How can I help in this?
[DCP Guard]
His movie is made.
[Giggling]
The whole city will watch it.
In that case.
Show this too.
What's this?
This is cheating.
Mona, you had
promised during divorce.
That you would destroy all this.
You better not talk about cheating.
By the way, old things
are very valuable at times.
Old is gold, you know.
Hope it doesn't happen that
because of father and son,
you get trapped.
At present you
think about yourself.
Hope it doesn't happen that
the whole of your
department watches your pics.
God bless.
Badhana.
Come to office immediately!
Urgent.
[Music playing]
[Chhuttal] Soggy bro.
The cops bashed you.
- Biji.
- Let me meet you first.
Bless you, my son.
Oh boy!
- You fool!
- Don't stand so close!
Come on, bring the car.
Don't act smart with me!
I am getting the car.
- Thank you, madam.
- Moron, 'thank you' isn't enough.
Have to give her a treat.
- Yes, a treat is due.
- [Giggling]
- Biji.
- Leave it, Biji. I will treat her.
Keep it, dear.
It's auspicious.
Don't refuse.
- My sweet girl!
-Thank you!
Okay guys, you leave.
I will be back.
Won't you come with us?
I will be back in
15 minutes, Dad.
Look.
Imagine we came to free him.
[Mikka] First wear this.
Clean your face.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
350 in my account.
Okay, take 450 from me,
but let's go now.
No hurry today, my
bro has been released.
We will drink like a fish today.
- I'll also drink today!
- No not now.
First I will meet Mehek,
and then we will drink.
[Car door opens]
What is this, bro?
Did they come to know,
that son-in-law was on his way?
The whole house is decorated.
- Mikka.
- [Mikka] Yes.
You guys stay here, I will be back.
Hey, spring roll. Get in.
Thank you. Thank you.
Begin the preparations.
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Meet you, soon.
- Okay, bye.
Greetings, aunty.
You got released from jail?
I had to.
I hadn't done anything.
Oh really?
By the way, Mehek must be worried.
Let me meet her once.
Son. Meet Mehek after the wedding.
- Okay. Go.
- Wedding?
Yes, she is getting married.
Now leave!
Wedding? How can she get married?
- Mehek.
- [Goldie] Aunty.
- [Goldie] Mehek ran away!
- What?
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you looking at?
Bloody, get lost from here.
[Mikka] Hey. Move.
[Song playing]
[Theme song playing]
[Biji singing song]
Wow! Biji, you are
looking very pretty today.
Rubbish, the henna did not work!
- Wait.
- What's this?
Black spot to ward
off the evil eye.
Hope they don't propose you today.
Shut up.
It's your day.
Not mine.
Has his day got over,
or is he still hungover?
[Prem] Prem Singh Barnala
is not so weak.
Greetings, Mother.
Wow, you look handsome, Dad.
Take, son.
My son is looking handsome.
Look at his dimples.
They are awesome.
Okay, guys, sit in the car.
[Phone ringing]
I have made this for you.
[Phone ringing]
- Sit down.
- Oh, it is so sour.
The liquor was free.
But the stomach is yours.
Why do you yearn
so much for drinks?
- I just drank a bit.
- What happened?
What are you saying?
It is not possible today.
I will come tomorrow.
Fine, I am coming.
Okay.
- Dad.
- Hurry up, we have to go.
I have an urgent errand to do.
You leave with Biji.
I will directly meet you there.
Dude, we are going
for your alliance.
Just leave with Biji,
- I will join you soon.
- How will he take me?
He himself has no sense.
You don't worry.
You finish off your
errand, I will take him.
- Come on, son.
- What's happened to me?
Come, let's go.
Will he come or not?
Of course, Granny.
Running so late?
Ruined my impression of him.
Granny, you look so cute.
Listen, till Soggy doesn't come
- you control your tongue.
- Okay.
- Don't do anything weird.
- What?
Stop smiling.
- You have such a weird moustache!
- What's wrong with you?
Granny, they are here.
- How are you, Biji?
- I am fine, dear.
Uncle, hope your health is good.
- I am absolutely fine.
- Welcome.
Come, please sit.
- Thank you.
- Please sit down.
This is my granny.
- Greetings.
- Hello.
Granny looks classic.
[Giggling]
I am Soggy's granny.
He is his dad.
Greetings.
Mom has gone to the bathroom,
should be on her way.
Uncle, where is Soggy?
He is stuck with some work.
- Should be on his way.
- Okay.
Let's have one, till Soggy comes.
I mean let's talk.
[Giggling]
You got scared.
Uncle, Soggy doesn't
resemble you at all.
He is my blood, my son.
I feel, I have seen you somewhere.
You must have seen
me, I am so famous.
Son, get my visiting card.
Here, take them.
Here, take these.
Keep them all.
After all we are family.
[Giggling]
I will use the rest room.
Sure.
What do you want
to order in drinks?
Not now.
Let the alliance get fixed.
Will you set it beforehand?
[Biji] Go, come back later.
Biji, he is talking
about soft drinks.
Then ask her.
What will you have?
Hello.
Oh, hello.
- Hello, there!
- What?
Last night you were amazing.
- I just went with the flow.
- Oh, really?
I am waiting for your next party.
I will come first again.
- Watch it.
- Okay fine.
Bye.
Bye.
[Door opens]
[engine revving]
[Footsteps]
Come here.
Where are you going?
Sit here.
Greet your in laws.
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
[Giggling]
[Mehek's granny]
We have ordered the food.
- What will you both drink?
- Poison.
Hey, they belong to our village.
I used to talk about Peshari.
My Peshari.
She is a distant relative.
She was popular
even in those times.
Bring lemonade for him.
By the way, what does your son do?
He has a business of movies.
Ahole, I was calling you.
Did you have to deliver today?
Soggy bro, they are very strict.
Please go safely.
Rubbish.
Nobody can touch me.
I bribe the cops regularly.
My keys?
What's the hurry?
There is TV, player and
everything at the police station.
Let's go there and watch
movies with all the brothers.
It will be fun.
[Whistling]
You have recognized
me today, Soggy.
I guess you have recognized me now.
Scores are settled.
[Giggling]
[Phone ringing]
Hello.
What?
Biji.
Just a minute.
What happened, Uncle?
- We will be back.
- What's wrong?
- You didn't eat.
- You guys sit. Just a minute.
What happened?
[Song playing]
Excellent.
[Song playing]
Now you have become famous
not only at Jamna Park
but in all of Delhi.
- Dance.
- I pay you regularly!
Verify with your constable.
Why don't you tell him?
Please leave me today.
[Biji] Soggy.
- Sir.
- Soggy, my son.
- Biji.
- Stop, Mother.
- Put him inside.
- Go.
Soggy.
What is your problem?
- [Slapping]
- Oh my God.
Could you only find him?
Take her home.
Let's go home.
Come on.
Mother, is this what you
have taught your kids?
He was caught making blue films.
He will be gone for a long time.
[Soggy] He is lying, Biji.
I haven't done anything.
Pissu and him are framing me, Biji.
Elders are responsible
for spoiling the kids.
You deal with matrimony alliances.
It would have been better if you
could manage your own relations.
Okay, enough.
Don't talk to her like that.
If anything happens to my son
- Oh, really?
- Enough.
I too have worn a uniform.
I have been to the borders too.
- Understood?
- Take him away.
Or else I will make both the father
and son dance in front of you.
- What will you do?
- Come, my dear. Let's go.
- Father.
- Don't worry, son.
Biji.
- [Soggy] Father.
- [Inspector] Worry about yourself.
- Father.
- Come on, begin.
[Song playing]
Come.
Ruined all the fun.
[Song playing]
Come on.
[Song playing]
Bloody dog!
Don't mind, grandpa.
Dad, I hope he didn't hit you.
Or have you deleted that scene?
Give me.
Grandpa, he was
insulting us so much.
You should have told him
about his sister's antics.
Would have borne
the consequences later.
Had I done that, the little hope
of Mehek and him together,
would have been ruined.
So how was he released, then?
What do I say?
Grandpa, please tell me.
Hope nothing goes wrong with Soggy.
Nothing will happen to him, son.
I know he has been framed.
You don't worry.
I sometimes feel,
I couldn't take the
responsibility well.
My son.
You are my brave son.
It's matter of time.
The Almighty
is watching everything.
Have patience, my son.
Wonder what will happen.
They were hitting him.
No, my dear, don't cry.
Trust Him, my son.
Everything will be fine.
[Phone ringing]
- I have a call. I'll be back.
- Okay.
[Phone ringing]
[Car door opens]
[Car door closes]
Prem.
He is trapped.
It is my fault.
When he was young
Neelu passed away.
I should have stopped him.
The cop was saying,
he won't spare him.
Why won't he release him?
I am here to help.
Now it isn't only your problem.
Soggy is mine too,
as much as he is yours.
Prem, I promise you.
Soggy will be released today.
How?
Leave it to me.
[Car moving]
[Constable 1] Stop, madam.
Where are you going?
[Prem] Move it.
Sir, madam didn't stop.
Did you find the papers?
Go and file them.
Come in.
If your zip is unlocked
at least lock the door.
Must say one thing.
As usual, your timing is perfect!
What to do?
I learnt this for
eight years from you.
To be at the wrong
place at the wrong time.
Is it an emergency
or is your alimony money over?
[Sigh]
[Mrs. Chibber] An inspector
Badhana of your zone
has trapped his son falsely
in a case of pornography.
Because his son is
in love with his niece.
- Loves her?
- [Mrs. Chibber] Yes.
So this is a family matter.
How can I help in this?
[DCP Guard]
His movie is made.
[Giggling]
The whole city will watch it.
In that case.
Show this too.
What's this?
This is cheating.
Mona, you had
promised during divorce.
That you would destroy all this.
You better not talk about cheating.
By the way, old things
are very valuable at times.
Old is gold, you know.
Hope it doesn't happen that
because of father and son,
you get trapped.
At present you
think about yourself.
Hope it doesn't happen that
the whole of your
department watches your pics.
God bless.
Badhana.
Come to office immediately!
Urgent.
[Music playing]
[Chhuttal] Soggy bro.
The cops bashed you.
- Biji.
- Let me meet you first.
Bless you, my son.
Oh boy!
- You fool!
- Don't stand so close!
Come on, bring the car.
Don't act smart with me!
I am getting the car.
- Thank you, madam.
- Moron, 'thank you' isn't enough.
Have to give her a treat.
- Yes, a treat is due.
- [Giggling]
- Biji.
- Leave it, Biji. I will treat her.
Keep it, dear.
It's auspicious.
Don't refuse.
- My sweet girl!
-Thank you!
Okay guys, you leave.
I will be back.
Won't you come with us?
I will be back in
15 minutes, Dad.
Look.
Imagine we came to free him.
[Mikka] First wear this.
Clean your face.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
350 in my account.
Okay, take 450 from me,
but let's go now.
No hurry today, my
bro has been released.
We will drink like a fish today.
- I'll also drink today!
- No not now.
First I will meet Mehek,
and then we will drink.
[Car door opens]
What is this, bro?
Did they come to know,
that son-in-law was on his way?
The whole house is decorated.
- Mikka.
- [Mikka] Yes.
You guys stay here, I will be back.
Hey, spring roll. Get in.
Thank you. Thank you.
Begin the preparations.
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Meet you, soon.
- Okay, bye.
Greetings, aunty.
You got released from jail?
I had to.
I hadn't done anything.
Oh really?
By the way, Mehek must be worried.
Let me meet her once.
Son. Meet Mehek after the wedding.
- Okay. Go.
- Wedding?
Yes, she is getting married.
Now leave!
Wedding? How can she get married?
- Mehek.
- [Goldie] Aunty.
- [Goldie] Mehek ran away!
- What?
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you looking at?
Bloody, get lost from here.
[Mikka] Hey. Move.
[Song playing]
[Theme song playing]