Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s01e10 Episode Script

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Unholy things,
give us that crown.
B-bwow!
Shwa-zaah!
Nova,
that was amazing.
Aw, I just cast the spell
you showed me.
Moon Demon King:
Moon Demon King.
Too late, Casper.
I'm going to an undisclosed
third location.
Thwarted again.
I could summon a sun-ship
to give chase.
Hmm. I think we should check
the launch pad
for clues
about where he's headed.
Yeah,
that sounds smart, too.
What do you think
we should do?
"Fire once for Casper's idea.
Fire twice for Nova's idea."
Ugh, every time we get close,
the crown gets further away.
This book cheats.
"Simon," I know you're really
into this story,
but if you're not enjoying
yourself, you can just stop.
That's the great thing
about books.
No.
Yoo-hoo!
Bloo-bloo-bloo.
Gimme that thingus, dingus.
You? Get outta here,
Choose Goose.
Silly boy.
The geese are long gone.
Now is the era of
Pawn Swan.
Get outta here!
Goldang geese!
What's got into you?
We love Pawn Swan.
Look, I know
this is hard to understand,
but I have to decode
the secrets of this book.
I have to.
I have to stop the Scarab.
Crossovers.
Crud.
Oh, no, he's hot.
He ruined our house.
Aah!
Hey, man.
I'm sorry we put you
in a bunch of jars,
uh, but we're back
in our world now
so it's all good, right?
Ow!
All the worlds
you've visited,
all the people
you've infected.
Your little trip
must have shown you the truth.
It would be better
for everyone
if you were just gone.
'Scuse.
Get zapped.
My crystal.
Get eggy.
Whoo!
Hand it over.
Za'Baby.
Scarab,
all I was doing
was playing games
on my work PC,
and you put me
in a flippin' egg?
Keep laying.
Cluck, cluck!
Get out of my way.
Oh-ho-ho!
Well, if it isn't
Mr. Entomb His Coworker
Because She Was
Stealing Office Supplies.
Scarab, you dweeb.
This is for the egg.
Enough,
you cosmic delinquents.
Hello. I'm Perry,
the living island of insight,
may you direct me
to the nearest ocean?
Or inland sea?
Terry.
We're in luck.
These rockets have
a pre-programmed route
to the cosmic gate.
Oh, no, but the Moon Demon King
is so far ahead,
we'll never catch up.
Up-up-up. Now that we have
the destination,
I've figured out
a shortcut.
Oh, Casper,
I should have known.
Get up, Fi.
Ugh.
Crys-tal.
Oye.
Huh?
Ants.
Hey.
Slick.
If I can't extract
this place whole
I'll rip it out
piece by piece.
Tree.
Our post office.
That was
our oldest building.
Back up, everybody.
I've seen movies.
Ooh, I think
I stretched too big.
Go, Cake!
Love you, Fi.
"The Cosmic Gate."
Well, this is it.
"Casper and Nova arrive
at the cosmic gate.
On the other side
lies the magic crown."
Yes.
But the gate's closing.
Uh
Nova.
Wait.
We can't both make it.
But you can climb through, Casper.
Go.
Aw, geez.
"Casper reaches into
his cloak."
What do we do?
"Fire once, Nova will hold
the gate open long enough
for Casper
to grab the crown,
but she'll be crushed.
Or Casper drinks a potion
that'll give him the strength
to force the gate,
but it will also cause him
to forget Nova forever."
Forever?
Yeah, these options
are real downers.
But, hey, the crown's
right there.
Beth, I don't want either
of those things to happen.
I like Nova.
There should be
more choices.
Well,
maybe there would be
if you hadn't picked
Casper's options every time.
What? I did?
Uh, that's
That doesn't sound right.
There was the time I Hmm.
If we had gone
on Nova's tablet quest
or ordered the baos that Nova
wanted from the food wizard,
it could have led down
a completely different path.
But they were both after
the same thing, the crown.
Weren't they?
I guess you're a kid.
You don't get this stuff yet.
Nova was basically
obsessed with Casper.
Wait.
I thought
I thought
they were in love.
They were, but it wasn't
exactly on equal footing.
I guess that's not
Casper's fault per se.
No, but he could have been
more thoughtful.
He could've noticed
that she was sacrificing
over and over.
He could've
Nyah!
Get it off me!
Hey, Beth, I was a prisoner
in my own head.
Roar!
Oh, my God.
Cake's so cool.
Yeah, but I'm worried
she's overextending herself.
Yay.
My breadbasket.
Oh, no, Cake.
Cake. Cake.
Ugh.
Sorry, Fionna.
You did great.
You're in eight, right?
Oh, no, Ellis P.
was in there.
What?
I'm not magic.
I don't have a sword.
I can't do anything.
Hm.
Uh, you more
of a butter-tart guy?
I'll stop him
with music.
Your song
about tumbleweeds?
No, a new, heartfelt song
inspired by our love.
I think it's wor--
No.
Please.
I take it back.
I want this world!
Oh, Betty.
Is that what it was like?
I stood by and allowed you
to sacrifice yourself for me.
Even though part of me
should've known better.
Like that day
at the bus stop.
Betty!
Petrikov.
I could've made the effort
to support you,
the way you always
supported me.
Maybe I never would have
found the crown.
I, uh--
I-I found your note.
Yeah?
Who knows what life
would have been like.
You should be more careful with
You know what?
The Enchiridion can wait.
Let's go check out
some petroglyphs.
Really?
You'd do that for me?
Oh, Petrikov.
But wait.
This isn't
how it happened.
No,
we made our choices.
We could've made
better ones,
but I don't have
any regrets.
You were
a wonderful experience.
You were
everything.
Where are you going?!
Was that conversation
all in my head?
I think
I only offered to become
Ice King
because I felt
my life didn't matter.
But I'm really no less worthy
of life
than Fionna or Cake.
Huh?
Simon.
Fionna.
What happened?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I accidentally got the ritual
to work.
I'm with GOLBetty.
Hey, that's great.
Did you talk?
Aah!
Mostly I talked.
Listen,
the Scarab is here
Oh, no. Hang on.
I'll put on the crown.
Maybe you can fight better
with magic.
Don't.
Don't change anything.
This is the world
we want to fight for.
The Scarab is
kinda invincible
Fionna, let's go.
but we won't give up.
But, Fionna, what if--
If we die,
we'll die together.
As ourselves.
It's not fair that your world
is in my stupid head.
Hey, if it wasn't,
we wouldn't have met
the Simon Petrikov.
Don't worry, Simon.
What happened to my bus?
I gotta go.
Fionna--
I swear it was right here.
Aah!
I didn't ask
for this responsibility.
It's too much.
GOLBetty.
It's too mu--
Fionna-world?
Fionna's world.
Come on, Cake.
Please get up.
Just give me
five minutes.
I'm not sure
we have five minutes.
Simon, please don't
make it harder.
I have something for you.
Fionna.
What are you
talking about?
Is that?
Yes.
Your world.
What do I do with--
You'll do fine.
That's our world?
So now what?
Do we eat it?
Our universe was inside one dude
for years and years.
But it wouldn't be right
for us to have it, either.
Of course not.
Hmm.
Pbht!
I wish
Que linda.
Aah!
I don't totally understand
what's happening.
Come to mama.
Thank you.
Whoa.
Uh
Oh, no.
Uh
One of these
has to lead to Ooo.
Come on. Come on.
Ugh, gonna have to ice
these knucks for a week.
Okay, let's see.
Is Fionna-world still there?
Wait, what?
They're legit now?
How did that happen?
Aah!
It's gonna hurt.
Oh, glob.
Huh?
Ha! You can't repo
an authorized universe.
No. No. Come on.
This isn't possible.
Unless this universe
has been canonized.
Boss?
Okay, but--
ugh, it's not fair.
I did everything right.
Yay! We won!
Come on, bring it in.
No, listen. Listen.
I--
Boss, please.
Fine.
Hey, Mr. Scarab?
No hard feelings, okay?
No hard feelings?
I'm gonna tear down
Prismo's precious sandcastle
with my bare hands!
Oh, crap.
That guy's just not cool.
There's gotta be something
I can do.
Hey, Scrabby,
stop wrecking my town
just 'cause you got beef
with Prismo.
If anything,
you should be mad at us.
Ma'am.
Alright, baby.
Yay, baby!
Hey. Some pink laser came
to visit us all.
Said you needed back-up.
Aw, thanks, y'all.
Hey, friend.
Sorry I bailed on you before.
Never again.
Aah!
Don't hurt me!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Squirrel,
throw the strawbs.
Oh. Right.
Huh?
Eat 'em.
I meant
like one or two.
Oh, my God!
Cake!
What?
This is my top fantasy.
Lemme try this again.
Yaaa!
Blegh.
Hey, Cake, little help?
Time to get hammered!
Oh, yeah.
Ptwuh.
You think you've
won something? Ha
You were living
in this fake bubble
where nothing happens.
But now you get
all the bad stuff, too.
Your world to screw up.
That just sounds like
we're real to me.
Nyeh, nyeh.
Egg you.
Jay.
Heads up!
Guess what.
I'm a copycat.
Aah!
It's over.
What do we do now?
Hmm.
Oh, I got you
something to eat.
No more mice.
Mnh-mnh.
Eyyy.
Fionna.
Would it be okay
if we just stayed here?
Oh, angels,
stay forever.
Ugh, yes.
Thank you.
You have
functioning toilets.
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
There's nothing left to say ♪
If my experience counts
for anything ♪
I've got a weekend to waste ♪
And I've got
nothing to gain ♪
Let's just zone out
on the couch ♪
Get lost in symbols
and fractals ♪
That come from the world ♪
We've got good
front-row seats ♪
And the show's
just getting good ♪
All around the world ♪
You feel the sound
and shape of time ♪
I'll find
a comfy little place ♪
For you and I ♪
All throughout my life ♪
You cast a light
that's shifting blue ♪
I know I'll fight
against the stream ♪
All in all, I think Orbo
let you off easy.
It probably helped that
I put in a good word for you.
Maybe you can even grant a wish
in a couple hundred years.
But you gotta pay
your dues first.
Only people who never pay
their dues say that.
Hey, Scarab,
why don't you take five?
I'll show you how to use
my character-creation program.
So I like to start
with an overall theme.
How about true heroes?
No.
Put in "dark medieval
mystery drama."
Wow, okay.
I'm feeling like this whole
experience with Fionna and Cake
helped me realize
that my life is worthwhile.
I'm worried
I'll forget that.
This will be a cycle
of learning and forgetting
and relearning
and forgetting again.
Dog Tourist:
This is juicy stuff.
Keep going.
I'm thinking
of moving.
Ah,
just a normal world.
All around the world ♪
You feel the sound
and shape of time ♪
I'll find
a comfy little place ♪
For you and I ♪
All throughout my life ♪
You cast a light
that's shifting blue ♪
I know I'll fight
against the stream ♪
It's me and you ♪