All Hail King Julien (2014) s01e10 Episode Script

King Julien, you have a problem with royal "to do list"! What kind of problem, Maurice? I see, yes! It doesn`t be a lot of "do" unattended to.
Crime is up, housing is in mess, royal proclamation are unsigned.
Okay, get it! You`re behind on your duties.
I forgive (These`re) your duties! - Hello-o-o! - Eh Why is Mort tied at the end of your fishing line? Why are you ask? Because of this! - Yeah So? - So?! Did you not see the word "King", of which I am, and "Magic", of which I want? King Julien, can I take a break? This squeezy rope is making my insides part feel all poppy Are you holding my magic sack? Em-m-m No.
He-e-e-elp!!! Tell me that is more important than a lot of king chows! I got it, king Julien! I got it! - Mort! - My sack! I`m okay.
I was only partially digested That doesn`t look like magic! Looks like beans Clearly, Maurice, these are magical beans! - The sea gods (have been stored) them upon me.
- Your majesty!.
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Oh, wait, something is happening Aw, I`m choking Its magic doesn`t seem to be working King Julien, look at this! What is it? I`m frightened by what I don`t understand Of course, the magic must be locked inside the beans and this tool is a magic juicer! But we don`t have anything that looks like that! No.
But I know someone who might.
Timo, I need your sciency help.
I require a tool for my beans! - What?! - It`s his show, baby, I`m just a ghost co-star.
Okay! The instructions on the bag are vague, and by "vague" I mean "non-existent".
But eh, this should work.
Or it will explode killing us all.
I`m willing to take that chance.
U-uh, listen to the magic`s screaming with joy when its release! I wonder what powers it will give me? Flight? Superior (size strand)? Oh Oh, yes - A-a-a-aw! The royal tum is on fire! - What? Here! Here! I`m blind! Eh That`s better.
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- King Julien, how do you feel? - I feel Nothing! Timo, what`s wrong with your machine? (I need an) adjustment to get the mixture, more or less I heard the word "more"! A-a-aw! That burns! Here we go.
O-o-oh, magic, show the king some love! And that means "lotta love".
(Lempane shade) could be fine.
A-a-a-ah! The gods are mocking me, Maurice, huh-huh Let`s give the king a few minutes.
I hate it when king Julien is sad, it makes me so Whoa-a-a-a! Don`t start crying or I`m gonna start cryi-i-i-a-ah Really? Come on, guys, that is not what king Julien needs! King Julien?.
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He is left! Ha-ha-ha! Amazing Feels like a dance party of Juliens (power) in my brain! Oh! Even my echos are better We know you stole the boombox, Willie! Give up, you're surrounded! Wha-at? I`m not even in here - He is bluffing! - D`you think? Aw! Hey, hey, stop it! Whoa-a-a! Rampant crime - check! Welcome to the new secret headquarters of the Lemur Alliance Liberation Army! You know, I like it! But where is the rest of it? Housing shortage - check! He knows! Evasive manoeuvres! How could you let him drink it? It was Julien and magic beans - what was I supposed to do? Clover! Maurice! There you are! Your majesty, we`ve been looking all over for you! Are you reading? Yes, I have read the entire history of our kingdom! We are so messed up! King Julien, ehm Have you slept? Nope.
It is amazing what you can accomplish without sleep.
Ha-ha-ha All the "does" are "dones" now, Maurice! And with the free time left over I had time to start work on something called "a rock opera".
Check it! That`s the act one outro.
I called it "Musings of the Sad Pineapple".
King Julien, this is incredible! No, Maurice, it`s coffee! It (what`s) out truly kingly potential buried underneath my Julien layer parts.
I have been built! If that`s true why can`t I get a cup? This kingdom`d be crime-free in a day if I didn`t have sleep.
Clover, you`re psychotic genius! I`m having an ide-a-a-a! I have an announcement! King Julien is dead! - What? - Zombie-e-e-ah! I`m not the zombie! It`s a (magic, folk people), look it up! I`m still me, but improved.
Imagine a me-sandwich stuffed with me.
It`s a pretty good sandwich, right? I`d eat you, king Julien.
Yammie Now what if I told you I have a drink that can improve you all the same way.
Yeah, that sounds pretty far fetch to me.
Where did this drink come from? - Magic beans the gods left me in the ocean! - Oh! Okay, I`ll buy that.
W-w-what do you call it? I call it "Brown Julien"! - Who`s first? - Ehm Hmm - Clover! Thanks for volunteering.
- What? Hmm BURNS!!! I like it! How do you feel? Wait, before you answer - drink five more cups.
Just five.
Yes, go ahead! Nothing Nothing Nothing Oh yes, baby! Lift it up! Soon the kingdom will be supercharged on coffee.
With no need for sleep, imagine what we will accomplish! I`m still a little unclear on the "no sleep is a good thing" theory.
Yeah, that`s because your tiny brain is not get brown-julienized! Drink up! E-eh, taste like foosa burps Wonder how long it takes to I like lemur coffe-e-e - Mort, what`s wrong? - Isn`t it obvious? I have a drinking problem Oh, that`s because you chewing it instead of swallowing.
M-m-m It`s a miracle! Brown Julien has cured my drinking problem! At 24 hours this kingdom will be unstoppable.
Without sleep we will pick more fruit, build more huts, dash more foosa, and still have time left to Wait for it.
Pa-a-arty-y! All I`m saying is we should increase security.
The way Brown Julien affects people is unpredictable! - It nearly vibrated (by fur all)! - Cowboy out, Maurice! Brown Julien has opened my eyes.
It`s like I can see the jungle (by the) jungle You understand? I understand you scared me.
What I`m saying, Masikura, is someone pulling the strings when I`m even talking right now? Or is someone moving my tongue for me? Oh, that`s a bug! - Refill before it`s too late! - Gimme some more coffee! He`s got anymore in a pocket! Lemurs don`t have pockets, you pumpkin! I`ll check anyway - Get him! Get him! - I got it I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Fact: super-intelligent foosa are trying to control us from the center of the planet.
Fact: king Julien might already be corrupted Whoa! Hey! Time to quit the conspiracy theories and start doing your job! The conspiracy theory`s just truth without facts! All I`m saying Please tell me we`re almost out of beans! - Em Just poured my last cup - What?! We`re out of Unless you want a bunch of brown julien-crazed lemurs tearing this place apart, let`s keep it on a tone lower now.
You dig? King Julien! Your majesty! King Julien will be fine - Huh? - Mort?! Sorry for startling you As you know (caffeine effects very).
In my case it may be incredibly intelligence (and gave me) a smashing accent.
Okay, Maurice, you`ve convinced me.
Coffee must be stopped.
If coffee is what king Julien needs then we have a problem.
The kingdom is officially out! What? What?! Oh O-oh Why do I have a splitting headache? That`s from lack of caffeine.
It`s depleting your feeble blood-flow.
- Hmm? - Your brain is drying out! I can`t (run) the kingdom with the dried brain I need more coffee! How can we be out of Brown Julien??? Your majesty, please, keep it down before Out of Brown Julien? They`re trying to keep the god`s juice for themselves! I say - Tear the kingdom apart! Ple-e-e-ase Everything is going to be all right.
Ah! It can`t be! There is no need for violence.
Not yet at least.
- Hello, Karl - King Julien, you remember me? - One should remember his arch-nemesis.
- Oh, is that what you are? I thought you were the guy who failed to defeat me once with his evil genius plan.
That`s an arch-nemesis! Eh? Enough mind-warfare! Why are you here? To defeat you, of course.
And this time my plan is working perfectly.
- What plan? - To bring the lemur kingdom to its knees! - No-o-o! - using a simple cup of coffee.
Since our last encounter I had Chauncey watching your every move.
I discovered you are fond of taking breaks to gather your brilliant thoughts.
At your Cove of Wonders.
A-ah, y-yes, that is what I do there Once I knew where (you`ll be) I spent month training crocodiles to carry coffee along an underwater reel system to your cove.
I knew the moment you saw the word "king" you would take the bait.
Pretty elaborate plan, Karl.
Unfortunately it doesn`t make any sense! I hope Oh, but it does! Your kingdom is now in a grips of horrible coffee cravings.
They need coffee.
Coffee which I have.
Drink up, suckers! What do you want? The removal of Julien as king of the lemurs.
In exchange I will make sure this kingdom has all the Brown Julien it needs.
Out of that sound Julien Julien!!! I`m conscious! Sorry, Karl, but you are two-time evil plan failure because there`s no way my adoring people will choose Brown Julien over the real thing.
Right, people? They cast me out? Over coffee? That`s the last time I share! Thank you, guys, for standing by me.
- We won`t actually - Of course, your majesty! - Smart Mort? You too? - I`ll always love you, king Julien! No matter how intelligent I am.
Whoa Hey thanks, smart Mort.
I don`t know what it is but I find your british accent very soothing.
- He has the same accent as me! - You have an accent? I believe I have something that will make you all feel better.
Brown Julien!!! I`ve stirred grounds out of the trash and (milled) one last batch.
It`s coffee kind of mushroomy old fitting infusion, but it`s not bad.
O-o-oh, yeah! That`s a feeling! Take me on the Moon, mama! Oh, ziggy-din-din! There`s must be a way to get the kingdom back.
There is! Find Karl`s supply beans.
You`ve faced him before.
Julien, what do you remember? Poo coffee! That`s it, I remember.
Karl`s like showing up in my bed and whining about his family`s poo coffee business.
That`s it! That`s where he`s getting a supply! From my bed? It`s only a twin, Maurice! Eh? No, from his family`s poo coffee business! And there is only one part of the island where you could grow enough beans to supply a kingdom! - Whoa! - Karl`s poo coffee fields.
Look who`s working them - giant jumping rats! Semi-intelligent, vicious, loyal.
I`ve been semi-intelligent before.
I`ll handle them.
Look over there! Karl`s lair Okay, let`s take a knee.
Okay, our mission is clear.
Whoa To reclaim my throne we must destroy Karl`s coffee stranglehold on my kingdom and replace with my own coffee stranglehold on my kingdom.
Or we can just stop drinking coffee.
Last of the Brown Julien It`ll hopefully get us through this fight.
This is where I`ll leave you, my friends.
Good luck to us all.
In the end he was the best of us all.
Right, king Julien? Come on What? Sorry, I wasn`t listening.
I was trying to suck the last you know, moisture from the coffee grounds.
Like you do.
Look at this fine morsel here! Either we can make a wind chime from his bones.
Hmm, you could.
But before you consume me I`m curious: Are you happy with your health care benefit? E-eh, why? Ah This is a ten pin lock.
It could take me hours to get through it.
That`s okay.
I have a plan.
- Who is it? - E-eh Special delivery for Karl.
- That`s your plan? - Shhh I got orders - no open that door unless it`s an emergency! - Oh-oh-oh, okay Emergency! - That`s better! Hm, place looks deserted Not completely! Did you really think my brilliant criminal brain couldn`t predict your brilliant king brain would go after my fields? A-ah Maybe.
Yeah, let`s get`em! I hope you`re applauding your own downfall, Karl.
Cause that`s what`s happening here - you`re falling down! Did you really think I wouldn`t have a back-up plan? E-eh Can I use another "maybe"? It`s over, former king Julien.
Despite your genius you`ve never been able to take care of your people.
So now I will.
And no falling balloon is going to save you this time Chauncey! Speak to me! Who What is this? This, dear boy, is the United Bean Workers of Madagascar! And they are officially on strike! We wanna working wage! Whenever that is And (the retirement planned) that doesn`t involved being tied up in sack and drown in the ocean.
Hold on! If they`re getting paid, we should get paid too.
Enough of this! Get back to work.
I can offer you more money, at competitive rate, and stock options.
All I ask is that you help me take out the trash - Well done, your majesty! - Thank you, Maurice Where`s Smart Mort? He was right behind us He couldn`t have gone far No, not far at all I`m sorry, my friends.
As the Brown Julien began to wear off I found myself getting distracted by a single thought FE-E-E-E-E-ET! I`m not even sure what it`s about - Oh, I know what it`s about - But The jumping rats? How? Please.
A rat doesn`t know what a "stock option" is.
I promised them something they could understand.
Free bagle fridays every of the month! Now step back so I can incinerate your king.
Now, king Julien Put it down or I`ll end him King Julien, you know what you have to do.
- No! I love you, king Julien! - Don`t listen to me.
Take the shot.
Good bye, Smart Mort No-o! My parents poo coffee fields! When my brother Bruce comes from vacations he`s gonna kill me.
Smart Mort! Wait, if the coffee is gone That means you will be stupid Mort again? I`ve been stupid before! True that! You made a right decision, your majesty.
For Mort and the kingdom.
We`ll be fine without coffee! Yeah, tell that to my splitting headache and my desperate need for a (scorn)! Well, Karl! It appear your evil plan has failed Again! Yes, you are indeed a brilliant and worthy opponent.
Fortunately there will always be other evil plans.
Oh, by the way - that weapon takes several minutes to recharge.
Did you think I wouldn`t have a back-up plan for my back-up plan? This isn`t over, Julien! Not yet at least! - Fe-e-e-et! - Huh I miss Smart Mort already Translation: CCCP2976i/ Season 1, episode 10 "One More Cup"i/