Animals. (2016) s01e10 Episode Script

There is no God.
That much I know.
This world is too evil to justify any higher purpose, a higher being.
All there is, is pain ever since they took her.
Now there's nothing to live for.
But I didn't come this far just to give up.
I still have one more thing to do, one more step, one final task, get revenge.
Baby, you're crazy.
So who wants to go first? I will.
A spoon? Now we each have one.
Thank you, dear.
Of course, honey.
Here, my turn.
Your own boat for when we finally make it to the Hudson River.
It's beautiful.
Happy anniversary, my love.
What is wrong, my love? I just I just wish I could do better for you, give you more than a spoon on our anniversary.
Gregory, I am happy.
Do you know why? It is because I am with you.
You are all I need.
How did I get so fuckin' lucky? Hey, who's out there? What what's happening? It it's okay, all right? It's all right.
Just just stay put.
Oh - Ouch! - Hey! You watch your waddle, you dumb motherfucker.
Watch it.
Get out.
Go.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
Get.
Baby, shh, shh, shh.
Just stay close to me, okay? I'm sure they're just relocating us to a nicer coop.
Gregory, I'm scared.
Oh, yes! Nice! See ya! Yes! All right Yeah! Uh Aah! Gregory! Gregory! Sarah! Sarah, it's gonna be okay, all right? You're gonna be okay.
I love you.
What's happening? Where are they taking you? - Get get off of me! - No! Get the fuck off of me! No! - Gregory! - Sarah! - I love you.
- Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Sarah.
Okay, everyone, gather around Grandpa.
It's story time.
Excuse me.
Every year around this time, humans gather to pay respects to the giant sailing demons who glide overhead.
If you are a good rat boy or girl and stay in the tunnels like you're told, the demons can't see you.
But if you break the rules and they get even a glimpse of you in their world, the demons become very angry and will demand repentance! But you kids don't have to worry about that, right? Right! And that's good.
That's good because the demon giants remind us why we - Never leave the sewer! - Very good, very good.
Now, everyone line up and throw your favorite toy - into the sacrifice pile.
- Aww.
Excuse me, Phil Jr.
, take those headphones off.
Mom Where do you think you're going on Demon Giant Eve? I'm going to meet up with Mike, Mom.
This Demon Giant Eve stuff is for babies, okay? And I'm definitely not a baby anymore.
- Sorry.
- It is not just for babies.
Yes, it is.
Look, everybody here is a baby except for me - and cool Uncle Jeff.
'Sup, Jeff? - No.
Boo, this is a moral lesson for all of us.
- It is a dangerous world out there.
- Yeah, yeah.
Promise that you are going to stay inside the sewer.
Fine, I promise that I'll stay inside the sewer.
- I love you, sweet boy.
- I love you too, Mommy.
- I love you so much.
- Okay, I love you.
Stop.
- Give me a kiss.
- Stop! Uncle Jeff's looking! Who cares? He's your uncle.
- I love you, boo boo.
- Okay.
- I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
- I love you so much.
Okay.
- Yo, dude.
What's up? - Oh, there he is.
- Give me some of that.
- There you go.
- Yeah.
Cool.
- Sick.
- God, this is crazy out here, huh? - It's It seems like most families are inside for Demon Giant Eve.
Yeah, and then the Jewish rats are at Chinese food restaurants or at the movies.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
- It's a little spooky, I'll be honest.
- I know.
- It's like a - Hello! Gay! All right, dude.
Today's the day, huh? Yeah, totally.
I'm ready.
Phil, you're not gonna wuss out on me, are you? - No.
- You said we'd leave the sewer the night of Demon Giant Eve as a right of passage.
Yes, no, I know.
Okay, all right.
So, what'd you bring? - Did you bring anything? - Yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
I gotta check it out.
I think it's, like, a chocolate dessert drink or something? - Oh, cool.
- I don't know.
It was, like, kind of low, in the back, and, like, really dusty.
- That's where they hide the good stuff.
- I think it'll be good.
- As long as there's alcohol in it, - Yeah, there is.
- I honestly don't even care.
- What'd you get? What do you got? - Okay.
Hold on.
- What do you got? What do you got? - Come on, come on, come on.
- Check it out.
- What's that, water? - Okay, see, that's exactly the point.
So what I did was that I took - my sister's vodka - Sick.
But I actually put it all into - this water bottle, - Great.
So it looks like we're drinking water, but the thing is It's not water! - It's vodka.
- That's really smart.
Hey, before we go, should we take a shot? - Yeah, let's do it.
- All right.
cool.
That'll calm the nerves a bit.
Definitely calm the nerves and stuff.
Cool.
Should I do them both? You - fucking dare me, dude? - Yeah.
- Film this.
- All right.
Hi, everybody.
My name is Phil Matarese.
I love getting fucked up.
- Fuck parents and fuck Demon Giant Eve.
- Blah! Fuck parents and fuck - Demon Giant Eve, dude! - No, come on! Put it back on me! Put it back on me! Put it Ready? Let me zoom in.
All right.
- Dude! - Stop filming! - No - Stop filming! Dude, I'm sorry, man, but this is gold.
That's a viral hit, man.
We should just go home.
Dude, we had a pact, man.
First of all, it's super dangerous to ever leave the sewers, especially on Demon Giant Eve.
Okay, look, we won't go out onto the street.
We'll just watch the demon giants through the sewer grate.
So, we technically won't leave the sewers, right? That's what I'm saying.
- Okay, let's do it.
- All right.
- Let's do this shit.
- Come on.
This is so sick, bro! It's like we're in "The Hunger Games"! Yeah.
Like you nerds stand a chance.
I got this.
Totally, man.
You're the man, Colton! Yeah, that's right.
Out of my way, nerds! Hey, here you go, man.
Look, you you gotta eat up.
I mean, he only chooses the best looking one of us to pardon each year, and you're looking pretty gaunt.
Who's "he"? He's him.
I knew I loved her from the moment we met.
We were kids.
I was small for my age and would get picked on a lot.
She always defended me against the taunts of my classmates.
We married right after graduating.
- Gregory - She was the light of my life.
But they don't care about that.
Hmph.
They just want to carve us up, gnaw on our flesh, and throw us in the garbage.
I don't mind.
I'm ready to die, but I'm taking that motherfucker down with me.
Son of a bitch.
Hey, Gregory, do it for Sarah.
Bah! Wup! Bah! Blah! Gobble.
Give 'em hell, Greg.
I still have one more thing to do, one more step, one final task, get revenge.
Ca-caw! - Come on.
Here.
- No.
- Come on.
- I can't do it.
One, two, three.
There we go, huh? God, that was horrible.
Here, take some water.
And before, let me start it.
I gotta just turn on my phone.
- Just for the video.
- Sure.
What was that? No, I was saying continue and take a sip whenever you're ready.
That's the fucking vodka, dude! Oh, my God.
Sorry, I forgot.
That's not even funny, Mike.
I'm sorry.
I actually I genuinely forgot.
It looked like a water bottle.
- I'm sorry.
- What - Oh, my God, dude.
- Whoa.
I've never seen so many humans before.
Fat ones, skinny ones, brown ones, not brown ones Can you see any of the demon giants? I don't Is that one? - Is that a fat boy? - No, that's a big boy.
- Mm-hmm, okay - All right, look, we need to get a better view.
Come on.
You said we'd look from the grate and we're looking from the grate, and I think it's pretty great.
Let's just step out of the sewer a little bit so we can get a better view.
I mean, look around.
Does it look that scary? We can't come all this way and not see it.
You are just really good at peer pressure.
I gotta say that.
- I mean, it's, like, impressive.
- Thank you.
- All right, let's go.
- Come on.
- A little bit further.
- Easy, easy.
Slowly.
- A little bit further.
- Come on.
Just slow down, man.
I don't see anything.
Where are the demon giants? Goddammit.
Dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Oh Demons! Oh, fuck! Come on, man.
Fuck Get Dude, get off me.
Come on, man! - I'm gonna die! - Get off! - Kill Mike! - No! Kill Mike! Wait.
It's passing over.
- The demon giant spared us.
- Wait a minute.
He spared all the people here.
They don't look evil at all, and everybody here is smiling.
Dude, all this demon giant stuff is a bunch of BS.
There's nothing to be scared of.
What were our parents hiding from us? This is great! Let's go fucking romp around, dude! - I think we should go explore.
- Yeah! - Come on.
- Come on! - Oh, fuck, baby.
Oh, fuck.
- Give me that big turkey dick! I love you, Gregory.
I love you, Sarah.
I love swings.
I love you on a swing.
No! - Gregory! - Don't fall.
It's too high.
It's too - It's too high.
No, please.
- Wow, the sun.
Three, two, one.
No! No! You motherfucker! Come back! Goddammit! - Uh-uh-uh! - I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! No! No! Get back here! Ahh.
Oh, my God.
This is somethin' else.
Papa likes, huh? Papa Papa Philly likey dis! Papa Mikey likey too.
What was that? Italian? I don't know.
It's a little - I don't know.
- It was funny.
I can't believe we've been missing out on this our whole lives.
I mean, look look at the ground.
- There's so much trash.
- Yes! It's almost like the sewer, but it's up here.
Yeah! Exactly.
And also, what's the deal with that? - Oh, my God, that.
Oh, my God.
- Thing's warm, dude.
- Yeah.
- That thing feels necessary.
I might never go back down to the sewer.
I was just thinking that, dude.
Maybe for birthdays or, like, nephews graduating or something.
- But, like, this is where I want to be.
- Yeah.
- Up here.
- Exactly.
The older I get Do you want another one of these, by the way? Yes, of course.
- Here you go.
- The older I get, -the more I realize the sewer, it's all fucked - up down there, dude.
- Yeah.
- There's a lot of problems.
- All these adult rules.
- It's bullshit.
- Bullshit.
- It's BS.
- Uh-huh.
All it is, is the rat trying to keep - cool dudes Preach.
- Preach it, dude.
Like us down, man! - Fuck the rat, dude.
- Fuck the rat! Fuck the rat.
Fuck the rat! Fuck the rat! Fuck the rat! Fuck the rat! Fuck the rat! Fuck the rat! - Fuck the rat! - Oh Demon! - Fuck! Come on, man! Come on! - Demon! What? Uh-oh.
You thought you'd get away.
Ya thought you were untouchable.
Well, it looks like your chickens have come home to roost.
This is for all those turkeys you killed.
All those turkeys you handed out like fucking candy instead of creatures who had thoughts, memories, families, people who loved them.
But most of all, this is for Sarah a beautiful, smart, strong turkey who was also my wife.
Before you die, I want you to say her name.
Say her name.
Say it! Say "Sarah"! Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Gobble, gobble, gobble, say, gobble, gobble, gobble, "Sarah.
" Gobble, gobble, gobble, say "Sarah.
" Gobble, gobble, gobble, say "Sarah"! Sarah.
We made it, Sarah.
We made it to the Hudson.
I'm comin' home now.
Pump that up real quick just a few more notches.
Let me just go ahead and hit that.
Mm! - This is all we need.
- Yes.
A rat in a sewer.
- That's what makes sense.
- Oh, it just feels right.
I mean, it's a fucked up world up there.
So fucked! Those demon giants are real as fuck, man.
No thank you.
Yeah, it's pure evil up there straight up.
Crazy journey though, you gotta admit.
It has been a fun ride.
We've met so many interesting people and we've done so many interesting things.
The most important thing is that I got to I got to do it with you.
You know, I got to go on all these crazy adventures with my my best friend, Mikey.
Ah.
Dude, you're my best friend, man.
You're my best friend, Mikey.
It's okay.
I mean, honestly, if this was the end, I'd be content, dude.
Yeah.
Me too, man.
To the time of our lives.
No, I'm I'm probably just gonna wait on that.
- I don't wanna - It's just water.
Don't worry.
Yeah, yeah.
I got the bottles mixed up again.
- You know, they say fool me once - That was on me.
- They say fool me once, shame on you.
- Right.
- You fooled me five times, - Right.
So again, it's on on you.
So, shame on you.
Guilty as charged.
What the fuck?! Get off me! Mike! Mike, what's happening? What? Get off me! I can't see anything! - Phil! - The demons are back! Let me go! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil, wake up, dude.
Dude, wake up.
Hm? Mommy? Okay.
What the Wait, where are we? I don't know, dude, but this is not good.
Hey, come on! Let us out! Where are we? Let us out of here! - Hey, let us out! - Mommy? - Let us out! - Hey, let us out! We're gonna die in here! I don't like this.