Another Miss Oh (2016) s01e10 Episode Script
The Way to Go to You
ANOTHER MISS OH
Darn it. Come on.
Let go of me.
Let go of me. Darn it.
EPISODE 10:
THE WAY TO YOU
You're surrounded by me, Dad.
I'll let you down.
Wow, you're good.
Dad, I can do this now.
Can you do this too?
Let me try.
-Like this?
-Whoa.
Hey, I can't breathe.
What sounds did you record at Jeju Island?
Let's see.
The sound of the waves, the wind,
the people, everything.
Do you like sounds, Dad?
-Yes.
-Why?
-Because they disappear.
-Do you like things that disappear?
Once you accept that all will disappear,
you'll stop caring for the wrong things.
Let's run from here to there
and see who's faster.
-Ready, go!
-Ready--
That's cheating. No way.
The other way.
You.
-Let go of me!
-Come on.
-Let go of me!
-Stay still!
How can you not call after all that?
That son of a gun. That scumbag.
I won't call you first.
Not this time, not even over my dead body.
Mom, don't we have more laundry?
Just give her anything to wash.
Why can't you be nicer? Geez.
If he doesn't call me today, it's over.
It's really over.
Hello?
The weather's nice. Let's meet up.
It's sad to waste a single day
after my time in the detention center.
Come out with me.
Why not? Are you busy?
Well, I have stuff to do.
Like what?
I have to do laundry and stuff.
Never mind. Okay.
See you later.
Okay.
Which one is it?
Who's making you wash all that?
Is it Tae-jin or the guy next door?
I asked, is it Tae-jin
or the guy next door?
I have to go out.
Can you dry and hang those?
I don't approve of either of them!
I won't let you be
if you start dating either of them!
Mr. Park Do-kyeong won't pick up.
Give me his address.
Here you go.
I thought something had happened to you.
Why didn't you come today?
Goodness.
Starting today, I'm no longer your doctor,
just your neighborhood friend.
I live nearby.
-Can I talk casually to you?
-Sure, go ahead.
I stayed up all night, wondering how
I should explain this to you.
Listen up.
Right now, you're in bed
after a car accident.
Is it confusing
because I said "right now"?
It must be confusing.
Time seems linear,
like the past, present, and future, right?
No.
When you hypnotize a man in his 30s
and tell him to go back 100 years,
he has a different voice.
He has gone to a different life.
It works the other way.
He also sounds different
100 years in the future.
What do you think that means?
Your heart is not bound by time.
Only your body is bound by time.
Your heart already knows
all the stories of your lives.
To your heart, life is like a story
that has already been written.
Do I seem crazy?
If I do, just say so. I'll stop.
I'm intrigued. Please continue.
I've been dying to tell you this,
but I didn't want to seem like a cultist.
Listen up.
Those who are highly spiritual
tend to be sensitive
to this information from the heart.
But I wouldn't say
you're highly spiritual.
You're a special case.
You only see a certain future,
rather than all future events.
One woman.
You're now caught up in a car accident,
longing for that woman before your death.
That was confusing
because I said "now", right?
Okay, let's say it's "soon".
Your heart isn't bound by time,
but we're talking about your body,
so let's just say it'll be soon.
Soon, you'll get into a car accident
and long for that woman before your death,
as you look up at the night sky.
Your longing
for that woman was so intense
that you had been seeing her
even before you actually met her.
Why?
Because your heart
already knows the story of your life.
It's not so hard for it to pop out.
Do you get it?
In conclusion,
I will die soon
and long for that woman before I die?
You must be in a cult.
I'm sorry. I don't think I can meet today.
Something suddenly came up at work.
No, I'll get off late at night.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Goodbye.
Do-kyeong.
Let's get through this together.
There might be a different conclusion.
Do-kyeong!
Geez.
In conclusion,
I will die soon
and long for that woman before I die?
Are you coming?
Aren't you going home?
How long will you drink like that?
My life is too embarrassing…
to go on with life
in a sober state.
Congratulations
Am I going to get married?
Hey, how did you know?
This guy I know wants to marry you.
You're asking for a beating.
Just hear me out.
His ideal type
is an absolutely tough woman.
He loves women who'd beat him,
harass him, and kick him around.
And above all,
he pees sitting down.
Isn't that amazing?
He owns a 52-pyeong apartment,
and makes 220 million won a year.
Both his parents have passed away,
and has no older or younger sister.
And his looks? Anyone would say
he's pretty damn handsome.
All you have to do now
is go with the flow.
He said you can just move in now
empty-handed.
I was feeling great
after meeting your future spouse,
so I decided to grab a drink.
-You nutcase.
-What?
Do I look like a man?
To talk to me as you pee?
-What?
-I know I'm not a woman in your eyes, but…
Did I do something?
You shouldn't be like that.
I'm a woman too!
Well, sure. I guess you are a woman.
Gosh, she's just feeling shy.
I told you to just go with the flow.
No way.
So he kissed you out in the streets?
He finally burst. He must like you a lot.
But he hasn't called since then.
Just wait. He'll call.
Oh Hae-young hurt him badly,
then he found another Oh Hae-young.
It wouldn't be easy for him to accept
with that uptight personality.
To top it off, the two know each other.
What does that matter?
At first, you said you didn't want him
because he dated Hae-young.
I'm certain he likes you,
but he still needs time
to figure everything out
before he makes this official.
He's not the type who'd date in secret
without making it official.
How can he be so patient?
I can't even wait a day.
How can he hold it in…
if he misses me?
Just wait.
Don't jump in now and drive him away.
He needs time to figure things out
and make up his mind.
Make sure you do as I say.
He has fallen for you.
He'll call soon.
Why are you holding it in?
How can you be so patient?
If you like me, you like me.
What keeps holding you back?
Darn it.
You're now caught up in a car accident,
longing for that woman before your death.
Are you okay?
Hey, don't touch him.
Where are you?
You're here!
Hey, come here!
-Hold on.
-Are you okay?
I missed you.
Me too.
Should we just move in together today?
You coward.
Thank you. Goodbye.
LUSTFUL BOTTLE OPENER
My gosh!
I can't believe you're mine.
I'm so happy, I could die.
I'll kill you if you date another woman.
-Did you like it that much?
-Yes, the ending is spectacular.
She kills everyone
and picks up the bottle opener
covered in blood.
Then she opens a bottle of beer
with that bottle opener and chugs it down.
Should I show it to a producer right away?
Right now. Show them now.
I know this will be a big hit.
There's a famous producer
who helps new directors make a big debut,
and I recently did the sound work
for that producer's film.
Once she gives me the sign,
I'll be a famous director right away.
She's a woman?
Half of the world are women.
And to me, you're the only woman.
I thought your mom was a film producer.
-Why won't you work with her?
-My mom?
No, I wouldn't do it with her.
Why not?
-Just because.
-Just because of what?
-Hello.
-Come on in.
I have a serious case
of neck disc herniation nowadays,
so I'm stuck at home on this perfect day,
unable to play golf.
Good shot.
-Let's go.
-Okay.
He's such a suck-up.
I was going to fire him next month,
but I'll do it this month.
Why don't we play a game today?
-That sounds great.
-Okay.
Who would win
if AlphaGo and I played Five in a Row?
AlphaGo, of course.
-How about Alkkagi?
-AlphaGo.
Then what can I play to win?
There's no need to do that.
Buy one and make it work for you.
Yes, this is why I like you.
I do like you.
But I heard
you almost married Do-kyeong.
Is this true?
What happened?
Don't tell me if you don't want to.
That's not what's important.
If I marry Do-kyeong's mom,
it would mean my stepson-to-be
almost married my ex-stepdaughter.
Though you two aren't related at all,
people will gossip.
They'll add to the story
and throw rumors around.
His mom jumped and said
things were already over between you two.
Is it over for good?
I'm fine now.
I can smile and greet you
if I run into you on the street.
It'll be weird to continue doing this.
It's right to end this here.
It's not over, is it?
It's over.
But I still like him.
I thought I just needed to heal my wounds.
I thought if my wounds were healed,
I would be able to break up with him.
I feel like throwing up.
I've been listening to that
high-pitched actress for a whole month.
When I get a film featuring
an actor with a voice I can't stand,
it tortures me until the end.
I guess so.
Can you bring peace to my ears
with your voice?
There lived a man named Park Do-kyeong.
Do-kyeong's favorite sound
in the world was…
the sound of Oh Hae-young's voice.
He could always fall asleep
whenever he heard Hae-young's voice.
They loved each other so much.
Passionately.
LUSTFUL BOTTLE OPENER
WRITTEN BY PARK HOON
I'll take my time to read it.
But you should change the title.
It sounds like a B movie.
It does, doesn't it?
But once you read it, it'll sound right.
A single bottle opener triggers
the men's battle for pride.
A film noir of men
who turned out to be petty.
A film noir of petty men.
That sounds fun.
Yes, it'll be very fun.
But please keep this a secret
from my brother.
By the way,
what has Mr. Park been up to lately?
He's always the same.
Half crazy, half angry.
You're coming to
Chairman Jang's 70th on Saturday, right?
Why would I go there?
What do you mean?
You take advantage of him,
then skip out on his birthday?
He said he did you a favor.
He helped you ruin someone.
And he's in a relationship with me.
How can you not show up?
Don't bring just a million or two.
Get something nice and rare,
not a common luxury item.
Make sure you save my face, okay?
Excuse me.
What about the post-sync?
-Almost done.
-Darn it.
Seriously, I'm almost done.
I have a feeling he'll introduce me
to everyone at the party
-as his future wife.
-Can't you stop?
Wasn't twice enough?
What's wrong? This is nothing new.
And this isn't just for me.
You couldn't find
a wealthier dad than him.
I'm not a kid.
I don't need a dad at this age.
Others would kill
to have a connection like him.
You should be grateful.
You can just come home and live
an ordinary life with your family.
You're old enough to do that.
And he'll always have women trouble.
Will you support me
when I'm old and broke?
How much will you give me?
How much can you give a month?
You jerk.
And the talk about women?
Those are all rumors.
He had no one else ever since he met me.
I'm sorry, sir.
Darn it.
I didn't know it was you.
Are you allowed to hit someone
if they aren't me?
No, that wasn't what I meant. I'm sorry.
Welcome.
One iced Americano, two shots.
Sure.
LUSTFUL BOTTLE OPENER
WRITTEN BY PARK HOON
This is ridiculous.
Here's your coffee.
What are you up to?
Oh, my. Hello. It's been a while.
I hear about you from time to time
from Hae-young.
But you must've been quite busy lately.
Are you reading something fun?
WRITTEN BY PARK HOON
He asked me to keep this
a secret from you.
-Can you pretend like you didn't see it?
-Is it that bad?
First-time directors are all the same.
It reads just like Hoon.
Your face looked full of contempt
as you read it just now.
I wouldn't say contempt.
I'm sure you know
the quality of his scripts.
This is absurd.
He asked me to read it, so I did.
I feel as if I did something wrong.
I'M JUST HERE… TO FIND…
WHAT'S MINE
SCENE 2: THE PARK (NIGHT)
YOUNG-AE:
WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK AT ME?
DO-JIN: BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED
Goodness, I'm so hungry I might die.
I have to eat jokbal with An-na
once she gets off work.
I'll just have some ramyeon.
Do you want some?
Do you want some or not?
Don't ask me for a bite later.
Who else did you give this to?
Give what?
-Why do you have it? Who gave it to you?
-Who else did you give it to?
Only to Ms. Kim Hee-ran.
Do-kyeong, but still…
I want to try this just once.
I'm not saying
I'll quit my job right away.
I'll prepare step-by-step…
-Don't.
-Do-kyeong.
How many years have you been an assistant?
You get paid 5 to 6 million a year,
humoring directors,
working all night, laboring,
and freeloading on others for food.
When you pitch your script,
you'd be humiliated
like a beggar asking for money.
You did that for eight years,
and you want to go back?
-But Do-kyeong--
-Once you learn my techniques,
you'll make a living
and won't get humiliated like that.
But I still want to try.
Your script is an embarrassment, you punk!
This isn't enough. It's embarrassing.
So get a grip, you punk.
Damn it.
Is that all you have to say
to your brother?
Huh?
Even scripts that are worse than mine
can be made into a film,
and people watch it.
What? It's embarrassing?
Our existence itself is
an embarrassment, don't you think?
It's an embarrassment to breathe.
It's an embarrassment to make a living
and hear that you're an embarrassment.
What's so bad about that?
Is that a sin?
You can't live with embarrassment.
You can't handle it, right?
I won't die even if I'm embarrassed.
And that makes me the winner, okay?
I'll let people knock me over,
ridicule my writing,
and live as an embarrassment,
so leave me alone!
I can't stand to see you
get ridiculed by anyone, you punk!
So hurry up and learn
sound engineering from me,
you frustrating idiot.
Do-kyeong.
You think people respect you, right?
They all hate you.
Why do you live in such obstinance?
I'll only live once,
so let me do whatever the hell I want!
What's wrong?
What happened?
You really won't tell me?
Do-kyeong said…
my script was an embarrassment.
Let's kill Park Do-kyeong.
That son of a gun thinks
he's such a big shot.
I'll kill him.
Hey. Hold on.
-Get back here.
-Don't you stop me!
I'll kill him.
Let go of me!
Darn it. I hate Park Do-kyeong!
I hate Park Do-kyeong.
Do-kyeong.
You think people respect you, right?
They all hate you.
Why do you live in such obstinance?
Do you like things that disappear?
Once you accept that all will disappear,
you'll stop caring for the wrong things.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad.
-Dad.
-Yes?
What sounds did you record at the DMZ?
The sound of soldiers shaking
and checking the barbed-wire fence.
The sound of North Korea's broadcast.
And birds.
What's your favorite sound in this world?
My favorite sound in the world…
is the sound of Do-kyeong's voice.
Tomorrow's Children's Day.
Will we go somewhere?
-Where should we go?
-Well…
Although you dread seeing your wife,
you must've missed your child.
Seeing how you return home
every now and then.
What would've been your excuse
not to be home
if sound recording wasn't your trade?
What a great career path you chose, right?
Come on, Do-kyeong.
Dad.
-Dad!
-It's dangerous, Do-kyeong.
-Play on this side.
-Okay.
Dad.
Do butterflies make a sound
when they flutter their wings?
Try listening.
I can't hear anything.
Listen closely.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad!
Dad.
Get up, Dad.
Dad, get up!
Dad.
I can't go anymore.
Please wake up.
Once you accept that all will disappear,
you'll stop caring for the wrong things.
Why did you disappear as you please?
Why?
I will never disappear!
INCOMING CALL
MAN NEXT DOOR
I was going to pick up after five rings,
but I picked up after three.
I'm way too easy.
Aren't I?
If you called, you should say something!
Why won't you say anything?
Are you still feeling me out?
Please come.
Did you think I'm so easy
that I'd come and go at your word?
I miss you.
I miss you.
I'm just that easy,
so I will come and go at your word.
Now.
What can I do for you?
Can you…
hug me a little?
You won't ask where we're going?
I don't care where we go.
Because I'm that easy.
Thanks for being so easy.
Do you know how hard it is
for a woman to decide to be easy?
I'll kill you
if you change your mind again.
Why won't you answer me?
Do you plan to do it again?
I won't change my mind.
Yes!
I got Do-kyeong to fall for me!
My gosh!
That's cold.
When did you start to like me?
Let me guess.
Love at first sight.
-No.
-Then?
The moment you said you voted for yourself
for your class president election.
No way. Why? That was embarrassing.
You had the courage to say
your embarrassment was embarrassing.
That seemed great.
That's so random.
I have loads of embarrassing stories.
Do you want to hear some more?
Let's see.
I got 20 points
on my first spelling test in school.
And what else?
I was on my way
to a freshman camp in college,
and I had to stop the bus to go pee.
Gosh, that was so embarrassing.
I once fell from a bus too.
The back seats are positioned higher,
right?
I was dozing off in the very back seat,
then fell out the window.
Do you know what's shocking?
I wasn't hurt at all.
I was so embarrassed, I ran away.
Thanks.
Hey, you're going to drink too?
That's hot.
Give it to me. I'll do it.
It's okay. It'll go away.
What if I said,
"Hae-young is in pain,
so blow on it to make it better"?
What will you do?
You wish.
I knew you'd say that.
What if I opened my mouth like this
and asked you to feed me?
I won't.
I won't do it, so don't worry and eat up.
Don't cut it and eat it whole.
It's so juicy.
Try some.
Don't dip it in the sauce.
Only then will you taste the clam.
It's good, isn't it?
Remember when we ate pork belly
with your parents?
Yes.
I liked it.
What? After turning me down like that?
Did you have fun
watching my parents' show?
Your mom…
Thank you for the window guard last time.
We should've treated you long ago.
This was rather belated. Eat up.
…put a piece of meat on my rice.
You were touched over that?
That's so sad.
Just say the word.
I'll put pieces of meat and kimchi
on your rice for every meal.
Eat up.
I'll put food in your dish all night long.
That was too big.
Hey, miss. You're home early tonight.
Whoa, are you in the nightclub business?
Tonight's dress code.
Rooftop party!
Rooftop party!
It's a rooftop party.
In other words, a party on a rooftop.
These days, the hottest crowd is there.
See you later.
-Her home was too far to go back at 9 p.m.
-Let's go. We'll be late.
-Let's go.
-Our shift just ended.
It's true.
The faceless woman.
Let's go.
Yes. Let's go.
Please walk slowly.
Have you had dinner?
Sorry?
I am
very proud of all of you.
Juice.
Have a seat.
We're fine, really.
You escorted me safely back home.
I couldn't just let you go.
We're really okay.
Have a seat.
Take your time.
May I
ask you a question?
How many men
have you slept with?
Well, back in our days…
I am
forty-four.
And the number of men I've been with…
Two and a half.
You must've been with many more.
I'm the type
who begins to like someone
after sleeping with him.
It's not that I like him first.
Once I sleep with him,
I start to like that person.
But of all men,
it was that stupid and idiotic punk!
Everyone says
I seem cool and chic.
But being cool and chic?
I don't know anything about that.
Once you sleep with someone,
don't you have to take things all the way?
There are so many bodies in this universe.
What are the possibilities
of two bodies coming together?
Doesn't it mean the two are destined
to be together until the end?
But of all the men, it had to be him,
the guy who sleeps around with everyone
and doesn't even keep count.
That stupid and idiotic punk!
That idiotic punk!
It was that stupid and idiotic punk!
Get out.
Get out.
Get out. I said, get out!
That's not the door. Over there.
Get out. Get out!
Get out.
Get out!
I've had him all figured out
since we first met, when he was six.
That he was a jerk.
I followed him around for a week
calling him my older brother,
but do you know what he said to me
after a week?
"You. Go back to your home."
But I still live in that house.
You are both Parks,
but aren't related by blood?
Then are you related
to all Yoons by blood?
I guess Mom carefully picked out
someone with the surname Park
to make sure her kids didn't look
like they had different fathers.
Let's live together.
Do-kyeong would throw a fit
if I told him we'd move in together,
so I kept wondering
what I should tell him.
But I don't care about him.
He's not my brother anymore.
I have pride too.
I'm done living in that house.
Earlier, I wanted to kill Mr. Park.
But now, I want to give him a hug.
You want to hug who?
Mr. Park.
Why would you hug him?
I wanted to kill him when I thought
he was your biological brother,
but now that I know
you two don't share any blood,
it shows how much he loves you.
I want to give him a hug
and thank him.
Didn't you hear anything I just said?
He's just an obnoxious jerk.
I'm so glad you're my boyfriend.
I'm glad you're in my arms.
I'd feel so sorry for this poor man
if you were with someone else.
Whatever. Go away. I'm upset now.
Go away. No.
One moment!
Wait, hold on! Hey!
You're quite drunk.
Should we…
find a room?
CONDO MOTEL
NO VACANCY
I called a chauffeur.
What?
Wait.
My gosh.
I just sobered up right away.
Why would you call a chauffeur?
It makes no sense
to call the chauffeur service now.
Why not?
I mean, think a little. Okay?
Think about it. From here…
it'll cost at least 200,000 won to Seoul.
-It was 300,000 won.
-What?
Not 30 thousand, but 300 thousand won?
Are you made of money or something?
I can't even talk straight.
Then ask for a discount.
That's not--
That's not the issue right now.
I mean, think of this atmosphere.
We came to the beach together,
had a drink, kissed, and hugged.
And you called a chauffeur service now?
Did you expect me to drive back?
We aren't in Hongdae or Gangnam.
You won't find a chauffeur
in this countryside!
Hello, I'm the chauffeur.
You're headed to Seoul, right?
-Yes.
-Key, please.
-Sure.
-One second.
Hey, don't you think
300,000 won is overpriced?
It's more than enough to…
-go somewhere--
-I'll take you for 200,000 won.
I was on my way to Seoul anyway.
How about 180,000 won?
Fine, 150,000 won.
That's my final offer.
I'm doing this to make money, you know.
TAKE A REST HERE
THE LAST MOTEL
Women should never sleep at a motel.
If women should never sleep there,
then all these motels
must be filled with men.
That's enough.
You're always playing games,
even when the woman
has decided to be easy for you.
Later.
We should go somewhere nicer.
When?
Let's do this.
Let's take this to the end.
SPECIAL THANKS
TO GUEST APPEARANCES
LEE PIL-MO AND LEE YU-RI
Darn it. Come on.
Let go of me.
Let go of me. Darn it.
EPISODE 10:
THE WAY TO YOU
You're surrounded by me, Dad.
I'll let you down.
Wow, you're good.
Dad, I can do this now.
Can you do this too?
Let me try.
-Like this?
-Whoa.
Hey, I can't breathe.
What sounds did you record at Jeju Island?
Let's see.
The sound of the waves, the wind,
the people, everything.
Do you like sounds, Dad?
-Yes.
-Why?
-Because they disappear.
-Do you like things that disappear?
Once you accept that all will disappear,
you'll stop caring for the wrong things.
Let's run from here to there
and see who's faster.
-Ready, go!
-Ready--
That's cheating. No way.
The other way.
You.
-Let go of me!
-Come on.
-Let go of me!
-Stay still!
How can you not call after all that?
That son of a gun. That scumbag.
I won't call you first.
Not this time, not even over my dead body.
Mom, don't we have more laundry?
Just give her anything to wash.
Why can't you be nicer? Geez.
If he doesn't call me today, it's over.
It's really over.
Hello?
The weather's nice. Let's meet up.
It's sad to waste a single day
after my time in the detention center.
Come out with me.
Why not? Are you busy?
Well, I have stuff to do.
Like what?
I have to do laundry and stuff.
Never mind. Okay.
See you later.
Okay.
Which one is it?
Who's making you wash all that?
Is it Tae-jin or the guy next door?
I asked, is it Tae-jin
or the guy next door?
I have to go out.
Can you dry and hang those?
I don't approve of either of them!
I won't let you be
if you start dating either of them!
Mr. Park Do-kyeong won't pick up.
Give me his address.
Here you go.
I thought something had happened to you.
Why didn't you come today?
Goodness.
Starting today, I'm no longer your doctor,
just your neighborhood friend.
I live nearby.
-Can I talk casually to you?
-Sure, go ahead.
I stayed up all night, wondering how
I should explain this to you.
Listen up.
Right now, you're in bed
after a car accident.
Is it confusing
because I said "right now"?
It must be confusing.
Time seems linear,
like the past, present, and future, right?
No.
When you hypnotize a man in his 30s
and tell him to go back 100 years,
he has a different voice.
He has gone to a different life.
It works the other way.
He also sounds different
100 years in the future.
What do you think that means?
Your heart is not bound by time.
Only your body is bound by time.
Your heart already knows
all the stories of your lives.
To your heart, life is like a story
that has already been written.
Do I seem crazy?
If I do, just say so. I'll stop.
I'm intrigued. Please continue.
I've been dying to tell you this,
but I didn't want to seem like a cultist.
Listen up.
Those who are highly spiritual
tend to be sensitive
to this information from the heart.
But I wouldn't say
you're highly spiritual.
You're a special case.
You only see a certain future,
rather than all future events.
One woman.
You're now caught up in a car accident,
longing for that woman before your death.
That was confusing
because I said "now", right?
Okay, let's say it's "soon".
Your heart isn't bound by time,
but we're talking about your body,
so let's just say it'll be soon.
Soon, you'll get into a car accident
and long for that woman before your death,
as you look up at the night sky.
Your longing
for that woman was so intense
that you had been seeing her
even before you actually met her.
Why?
Because your heart
already knows the story of your life.
It's not so hard for it to pop out.
Do you get it?
In conclusion,
I will die soon
and long for that woman before I die?
You must be in a cult.
I'm sorry. I don't think I can meet today.
Something suddenly came up at work.
No, I'll get off late at night.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Goodbye.
Do-kyeong.
Let's get through this together.
There might be a different conclusion.
Do-kyeong!
Geez.
In conclusion,
I will die soon
and long for that woman before I die?
Are you coming?
Aren't you going home?
How long will you drink like that?
My life is too embarrassing…
to go on with life
in a sober state.
Congratulations
Am I going to get married?
Hey, how did you know?
This guy I know wants to marry you.
You're asking for a beating.
Just hear me out.
His ideal type
is an absolutely tough woman.
He loves women who'd beat him,
harass him, and kick him around.
And above all,
he pees sitting down.
Isn't that amazing?
He owns a 52-pyeong apartment,
and makes 220 million won a year.
Both his parents have passed away,
and has no older or younger sister.
And his looks? Anyone would say
he's pretty damn handsome.
All you have to do now
is go with the flow.
He said you can just move in now
empty-handed.
I was feeling great
after meeting your future spouse,
so I decided to grab a drink.
-You nutcase.
-What?
Do I look like a man?
To talk to me as you pee?
-What?
-I know I'm not a woman in your eyes, but…
Did I do something?
You shouldn't be like that.
I'm a woman too!
Well, sure. I guess you are a woman.
Gosh, she's just feeling shy.
I told you to just go with the flow.
No way.
So he kissed you out in the streets?
He finally burst. He must like you a lot.
But he hasn't called since then.
Just wait. He'll call.
Oh Hae-young hurt him badly,
then he found another Oh Hae-young.
It wouldn't be easy for him to accept
with that uptight personality.
To top it off, the two know each other.
What does that matter?
At first, you said you didn't want him
because he dated Hae-young.
I'm certain he likes you,
but he still needs time
to figure everything out
before he makes this official.
He's not the type who'd date in secret
without making it official.
How can he be so patient?
I can't even wait a day.
How can he hold it in…
if he misses me?
Just wait.
Don't jump in now and drive him away.
He needs time to figure things out
and make up his mind.
Make sure you do as I say.
He has fallen for you.
He'll call soon.
Why are you holding it in?
How can you be so patient?
If you like me, you like me.
What keeps holding you back?
Darn it.
You're now caught up in a car accident,
longing for that woman before your death.
Are you okay?
Hey, don't touch him.
Where are you?
You're here!
Hey, come here!
-Hold on.
-Are you okay?
I missed you.
Me too.
Should we just move in together today?
You coward.
Thank you. Goodbye.
LUSTFUL BOTTLE OPENER
My gosh!
I can't believe you're mine.
I'm so happy, I could die.
I'll kill you if you date another woman.
-Did you like it that much?
-Yes, the ending is spectacular.
She kills everyone
and picks up the bottle opener
covered in blood.
Then she opens a bottle of beer
with that bottle opener and chugs it down.
Should I show it to a producer right away?
Right now. Show them now.
I know this will be a big hit.
There's a famous producer
who helps new directors make a big debut,
and I recently did the sound work
for that producer's film.
Once she gives me the sign,
I'll be a famous director right away.
She's a woman?
Half of the world are women.
And to me, you're the only woman.
I thought your mom was a film producer.
-Why won't you work with her?
-My mom?
No, I wouldn't do it with her.
Why not?
-Just because.
-Just because of what?
-Hello.
-Come on in.
I have a serious case
of neck disc herniation nowadays,
so I'm stuck at home on this perfect day,
unable to play golf.
Good shot.
-Let's go.
-Okay.
He's such a suck-up.
I was going to fire him next month,
but I'll do it this month.
Why don't we play a game today?
-That sounds great.
-Okay.
Who would win
if AlphaGo and I played Five in a Row?
AlphaGo, of course.
-How about Alkkagi?
-AlphaGo.
Then what can I play to win?
There's no need to do that.
Buy one and make it work for you.
Yes, this is why I like you.
I do like you.
But I heard
you almost married Do-kyeong.
Is this true?
What happened?
Don't tell me if you don't want to.
That's not what's important.
If I marry Do-kyeong's mom,
it would mean my stepson-to-be
almost married my ex-stepdaughter.
Though you two aren't related at all,
people will gossip.
They'll add to the story
and throw rumors around.
His mom jumped and said
things were already over between you two.
Is it over for good?
I'm fine now.
I can smile and greet you
if I run into you on the street.
It'll be weird to continue doing this.
It's right to end this here.
It's not over, is it?
It's over.
But I still like him.
I thought I just needed to heal my wounds.
I thought if my wounds were healed,
I would be able to break up with him.
I feel like throwing up.
I've been listening to that
high-pitched actress for a whole month.
When I get a film featuring
an actor with a voice I can't stand,
it tortures me until the end.
I guess so.
Can you bring peace to my ears
with your voice?
There lived a man named Park Do-kyeong.
Do-kyeong's favorite sound
in the world was…
the sound of Oh Hae-young's voice.
He could always fall asleep
whenever he heard Hae-young's voice.
They loved each other so much.
Passionately.
LUSTFUL BOTTLE OPENER
WRITTEN BY PARK HOON
I'll take my time to read it.
But you should change the title.
It sounds like a B movie.
It does, doesn't it?
But once you read it, it'll sound right.
A single bottle opener triggers
the men's battle for pride.
A film noir of men
who turned out to be petty.
A film noir of petty men.
That sounds fun.
Yes, it'll be very fun.
But please keep this a secret
from my brother.
By the way,
what has Mr. Park been up to lately?
He's always the same.
Half crazy, half angry.
You're coming to
Chairman Jang's 70th on Saturday, right?
Why would I go there?
What do you mean?
You take advantage of him,
then skip out on his birthday?
He said he did you a favor.
He helped you ruin someone.
And he's in a relationship with me.
How can you not show up?
Don't bring just a million or two.
Get something nice and rare,
not a common luxury item.
Make sure you save my face, okay?
Excuse me.
What about the post-sync?
-Almost done.
-Darn it.
Seriously, I'm almost done.
I have a feeling he'll introduce me
to everyone at the party
-as his future wife.
-Can't you stop?
Wasn't twice enough?
What's wrong? This is nothing new.
And this isn't just for me.
You couldn't find
a wealthier dad than him.
I'm not a kid.
I don't need a dad at this age.
Others would kill
to have a connection like him.
You should be grateful.
You can just come home and live
an ordinary life with your family.
You're old enough to do that.
And he'll always have women trouble.
Will you support me
when I'm old and broke?
How much will you give me?
How much can you give a month?
You jerk.
And the talk about women?
Those are all rumors.
He had no one else ever since he met me.
I'm sorry, sir.
Darn it.
I didn't know it was you.
Are you allowed to hit someone
if they aren't me?
No, that wasn't what I meant. I'm sorry.
Welcome.
One iced Americano, two shots.
Sure.
LUSTFUL BOTTLE OPENER
WRITTEN BY PARK HOON
This is ridiculous.
Here's your coffee.
What are you up to?
Oh, my. Hello. It's been a while.
I hear about you from time to time
from Hae-young.
But you must've been quite busy lately.
Are you reading something fun?
WRITTEN BY PARK HOON
He asked me to keep this
a secret from you.
-Can you pretend like you didn't see it?
-Is it that bad?
First-time directors are all the same.
It reads just like Hoon.
Your face looked full of contempt
as you read it just now.
I wouldn't say contempt.
I'm sure you know
the quality of his scripts.
This is absurd.
He asked me to read it, so I did.
I feel as if I did something wrong.
I'M JUST HERE… TO FIND…
WHAT'S MINE
SCENE 2: THE PARK (NIGHT)
YOUNG-AE:
WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK AT ME?
DO-JIN: BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED
Goodness, I'm so hungry I might die.
I have to eat jokbal with An-na
once she gets off work.
I'll just have some ramyeon.
Do you want some?
Do you want some or not?
Don't ask me for a bite later.
Who else did you give this to?
Give what?
-Why do you have it? Who gave it to you?
-Who else did you give it to?
Only to Ms. Kim Hee-ran.
Do-kyeong, but still…
I want to try this just once.
I'm not saying
I'll quit my job right away.
I'll prepare step-by-step…
-Don't.
-Do-kyeong.
How many years have you been an assistant?
You get paid 5 to 6 million a year,
humoring directors,
working all night, laboring,
and freeloading on others for food.
When you pitch your script,
you'd be humiliated
like a beggar asking for money.
You did that for eight years,
and you want to go back?
-But Do-kyeong--
-Once you learn my techniques,
you'll make a living
and won't get humiliated like that.
But I still want to try.
Your script is an embarrassment, you punk!
This isn't enough. It's embarrassing.
So get a grip, you punk.
Damn it.
Is that all you have to say
to your brother?
Huh?
Even scripts that are worse than mine
can be made into a film,
and people watch it.
What? It's embarrassing?
Our existence itself is
an embarrassment, don't you think?
It's an embarrassment to breathe.
It's an embarrassment to make a living
and hear that you're an embarrassment.
What's so bad about that?
Is that a sin?
You can't live with embarrassment.
You can't handle it, right?
I won't die even if I'm embarrassed.
And that makes me the winner, okay?
I'll let people knock me over,
ridicule my writing,
and live as an embarrassment,
so leave me alone!
I can't stand to see you
get ridiculed by anyone, you punk!
So hurry up and learn
sound engineering from me,
you frustrating idiot.
Do-kyeong.
You think people respect you, right?
They all hate you.
Why do you live in such obstinance?
I'll only live once,
so let me do whatever the hell I want!
What's wrong?
What happened?
You really won't tell me?
Do-kyeong said…
my script was an embarrassment.
Let's kill Park Do-kyeong.
That son of a gun thinks
he's such a big shot.
I'll kill him.
Hey. Hold on.
-Get back here.
-Don't you stop me!
I'll kill him.
Let go of me!
Darn it. I hate Park Do-kyeong!
I hate Park Do-kyeong.
Do-kyeong.
You think people respect you, right?
They all hate you.
Why do you live in such obstinance?
Do you like things that disappear?
Once you accept that all will disappear,
you'll stop caring for the wrong things.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad.
-Dad.
-Yes?
What sounds did you record at the DMZ?
The sound of soldiers shaking
and checking the barbed-wire fence.
The sound of North Korea's broadcast.
And birds.
What's your favorite sound in this world?
My favorite sound in the world…
is the sound of Do-kyeong's voice.
Tomorrow's Children's Day.
Will we go somewhere?
-Where should we go?
-Well…
Although you dread seeing your wife,
you must've missed your child.
Seeing how you return home
every now and then.
What would've been your excuse
not to be home
if sound recording wasn't your trade?
What a great career path you chose, right?
Come on, Do-kyeong.
Dad.
-Dad!
-It's dangerous, Do-kyeong.
-Play on this side.
-Okay.
Dad.
Do butterflies make a sound
when they flutter their wings?
Try listening.
I can't hear anything.
Listen closely.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad!
Dad.
Get up, Dad.
Dad, get up!
Dad.
I can't go anymore.
Please wake up.
Once you accept that all will disappear,
you'll stop caring for the wrong things.
Why did you disappear as you please?
Why?
I will never disappear!
INCOMING CALL
MAN NEXT DOOR
I was going to pick up after five rings,
but I picked up after three.
I'm way too easy.
Aren't I?
If you called, you should say something!
Why won't you say anything?
Are you still feeling me out?
Please come.
Did you think I'm so easy
that I'd come and go at your word?
I miss you.
I miss you.
I'm just that easy,
so I will come and go at your word.
Now.
What can I do for you?
Can you…
hug me a little?
You won't ask where we're going?
I don't care where we go.
Because I'm that easy.
Thanks for being so easy.
Do you know how hard it is
for a woman to decide to be easy?
I'll kill you
if you change your mind again.
Why won't you answer me?
Do you plan to do it again?
I won't change my mind.
Yes!
I got Do-kyeong to fall for me!
My gosh!
That's cold.
When did you start to like me?
Let me guess.
Love at first sight.
-No.
-Then?
The moment you said you voted for yourself
for your class president election.
No way. Why? That was embarrassing.
You had the courage to say
your embarrassment was embarrassing.
That seemed great.
That's so random.
I have loads of embarrassing stories.
Do you want to hear some more?
Let's see.
I got 20 points
on my first spelling test in school.
And what else?
I was on my way
to a freshman camp in college,
and I had to stop the bus to go pee.
Gosh, that was so embarrassing.
I once fell from a bus too.
The back seats are positioned higher,
right?
I was dozing off in the very back seat,
then fell out the window.
Do you know what's shocking?
I wasn't hurt at all.
I was so embarrassed, I ran away.
Thanks.
Hey, you're going to drink too?
That's hot.
Give it to me. I'll do it.
It's okay. It'll go away.
What if I said,
"Hae-young is in pain,
so blow on it to make it better"?
What will you do?
You wish.
I knew you'd say that.
What if I opened my mouth like this
and asked you to feed me?
I won't.
I won't do it, so don't worry and eat up.
Don't cut it and eat it whole.
It's so juicy.
Try some.
Don't dip it in the sauce.
Only then will you taste the clam.
It's good, isn't it?
Remember when we ate pork belly
with your parents?
Yes.
I liked it.
What? After turning me down like that?
Did you have fun
watching my parents' show?
Your mom…
Thank you for the window guard last time.
We should've treated you long ago.
This was rather belated. Eat up.
…put a piece of meat on my rice.
You were touched over that?
That's so sad.
Just say the word.
I'll put pieces of meat and kimchi
on your rice for every meal.
Eat up.
I'll put food in your dish all night long.
That was too big.
Hey, miss. You're home early tonight.
Whoa, are you in the nightclub business?
Tonight's dress code.
Rooftop party!
Rooftop party!
It's a rooftop party.
In other words, a party on a rooftop.
These days, the hottest crowd is there.
See you later.
-Her home was too far to go back at 9 p.m.
-Let's go. We'll be late.
-Let's go.
-Our shift just ended.
It's true.
The faceless woman.
Let's go.
Yes. Let's go.
Please walk slowly.
Have you had dinner?
Sorry?
I am
very proud of all of you.
Juice.
Have a seat.
We're fine, really.
You escorted me safely back home.
I couldn't just let you go.
We're really okay.
Have a seat.
Take your time.
May I
ask you a question?
How many men
have you slept with?
Well, back in our days…
I am
forty-four.
And the number of men I've been with…
Two and a half.
You must've been with many more.
I'm the type
who begins to like someone
after sleeping with him.
It's not that I like him first.
Once I sleep with him,
I start to like that person.
But of all men,
it was that stupid and idiotic punk!
Everyone says
I seem cool and chic.
But being cool and chic?
I don't know anything about that.
Once you sleep with someone,
don't you have to take things all the way?
There are so many bodies in this universe.
What are the possibilities
of two bodies coming together?
Doesn't it mean the two are destined
to be together until the end?
But of all the men, it had to be him,
the guy who sleeps around with everyone
and doesn't even keep count.
That stupid and idiotic punk!
That idiotic punk!
It was that stupid and idiotic punk!
Get out.
Get out.
Get out. I said, get out!
That's not the door. Over there.
Get out. Get out!
Get out.
Get out!
I've had him all figured out
since we first met, when he was six.
That he was a jerk.
I followed him around for a week
calling him my older brother,
but do you know what he said to me
after a week?
"You. Go back to your home."
But I still live in that house.
You are both Parks,
but aren't related by blood?
Then are you related
to all Yoons by blood?
I guess Mom carefully picked out
someone with the surname Park
to make sure her kids didn't look
like they had different fathers.
Let's live together.
Do-kyeong would throw a fit
if I told him we'd move in together,
so I kept wondering
what I should tell him.
But I don't care about him.
He's not my brother anymore.
I have pride too.
I'm done living in that house.
Earlier, I wanted to kill Mr. Park.
But now, I want to give him a hug.
You want to hug who?
Mr. Park.
Why would you hug him?
I wanted to kill him when I thought
he was your biological brother,
but now that I know
you two don't share any blood,
it shows how much he loves you.
I want to give him a hug
and thank him.
Didn't you hear anything I just said?
He's just an obnoxious jerk.
I'm so glad you're my boyfriend.
I'm glad you're in my arms.
I'd feel so sorry for this poor man
if you were with someone else.
Whatever. Go away. I'm upset now.
Go away. No.
One moment!
Wait, hold on! Hey!
You're quite drunk.
Should we…
find a room?
CONDO MOTEL
NO VACANCY
I called a chauffeur.
What?
Wait.
My gosh.
I just sobered up right away.
Why would you call a chauffeur?
It makes no sense
to call the chauffeur service now.
Why not?
I mean, think a little. Okay?
Think about it. From here…
it'll cost at least 200,000 won to Seoul.
-It was 300,000 won.
-What?
Not 30 thousand, but 300 thousand won?
Are you made of money or something?
I can't even talk straight.
Then ask for a discount.
That's not--
That's not the issue right now.
I mean, think of this atmosphere.
We came to the beach together,
had a drink, kissed, and hugged.
And you called a chauffeur service now?
Did you expect me to drive back?
We aren't in Hongdae or Gangnam.
You won't find a chauffeur
in this countryside!
Hello, I'm the chauffeur.
You're headed to Seoul, right?
-Yes.
-Key, please.
-Sure.
-One second.
Hey, don't you think
300,000 won is overpriced?
It's more than enough to…
-go somewhere--
-I'll take you for 200,000 won.
I was on my way to Seoul anyway.
How about 180,000 won?
Fine, 150,000 won.
That's my final offer.
I'm doing this to make money, you know.
TAKE A REST HERE
THE LAST MOTEL
Women should never sleep at a motel.
If women should never sleep there,
then all these motels
must be filled with men.
That's enough.
You're always playing games,
even when the woman
has decided to be easy for you.
Later.
We should go somewhere nicer.
When?
Let's do this.
Let's take this to the end.
SPECIAL THANKS
TO GUEST APPEARANCES
LEE PIL-MO AND LEE YU-RI