Batwheels (2022) s01e10 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime♪
Batwheels
They look great in black♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back♪
[MOE reading]
Hey, MOE, what you working on?
Oh, Bam! Perfect timing.
Presenting my latest creation.
The Bat laser!
-Observe.
-[electronic tone]
[gears unlocking]
-[zaps]
-[targets retract]
Not bad, right?
-[mimics laser]
-[zaps]
Oops, I can fix that, I think.
Wow, MOE!
That laser is really cool.
Thanks. I can't wait
to see it in action.
I mean for you to see it,
because you know, I
-I never leave the Batcave.
-[wheels squeaking]
Oh, I guess I never realized
you wanted to come with us.
It's okay. That's never
been part of my job.
I build the gadgets,
you do the pow-pow vroom-vroom.
[sighing] I have to
admit though,
part of me has always wanted
to be out there with you
-[inspirational music playing]
-being a hero.
[Batcomputer] Bam! It's time
for your night patrol.
Roger that, BC. On my way.
Have fun out there.
Tell me all about it
when you get back?
Okay?
[beeps in dismay]
-[MOE sighs]
-[bells dinging]
Hey, MOE, I was thinking,
why don't you come with me
on my patrol tonight?
Come with you?
[laughs] Good one, Bam.
Why not?
It's something you've always
wanted to try, isn't it?
Bam could always
use some extra help.
-What do you say, partner?
-[dings]
Well, okay.
When you put it like that!
[laughs exultantly]
Just call me Bat MOE.
-[xylophone plays]
-[MOE grunts]
Whoa! I mean, uh, Bat MOE.
Let's rev up and peel out!
Oh, sorry.
Did you wanna say that?
[chuckles] Nah, it's fine,
[engine revving, blasting]
Yeah!
-[zips]
-[engine roars]
[thuds]
[MOE] Whoo-hoo!
I've never gone
this fast before.
This is awesome!
You sure me coming with you
tonight won't be a problem?
Nah, it's just one patrol.
What could go wrong?
[in sing-song voice]
Poison Ivy's here,
my seedlings. [giggles]
[in normal voice]
Some nice soil, oops,
some cool water.
And, of course,
the most important
yet oft-forgotten thing
for making anything grow.
Singing!
[soft music playing]
They say that mighty oaks
From tiny acorns grow ♪
But my special seeds
Put them to shame, you know ♪
This backward burg
Could use a touch of green ♪
[squeals joyfully]
The greatest garden
Gotham's ever seen ♪
Eat your veggies, Gotham! ♪
They truly are delicious ♪
But pardon me
If they turn out to be ♪
Just a little vicious ♪
I'm sorry if you're feeling
Kind of down ♪
As my veggie vines
Just devastate this town ♪
From up here
You all look like tiny ants ♪
While I create my
Skyline made of plants ♪
-Eat your veggies! ♪
-Eat your veggies! ♪
-Gotham! ♪
-Eat your veggies! ♪
-They truly are ♪
-Eat your veggies! ♪
-Delicious ♪
-Eat your veggies ♪
-But pardon me ♪
-Eat your veggies! ♪
-If they turn out to be ♪
-Eat your veggies! ♪
Just a little bit vicious ♪
Time to teach Gotham
to eat its veggies.
Or maybe it's the
other way around.
[laughing hysterically]
So, when does
the excitement kick in?
I wanna see some action!
-[cat meowing]
-[MOE gasps]
That furry feline
needs our help.
Sounds like a job for Bat MOE!
I've always wanted
to try the ejector seat.
Ejector seat? You're joking.
I never joke
about my work, Bam.
Well [chuckles]
Almost never.
Bat MOE away!
[boings]
Whoa!
-Whoa!
-[clangs]
-[Batmobile] Uh-oh. [chuckles]
-[crashes]
-Are you all right?
-I'm okay.
-[dustbin cover slams]
-Uh, nobody saw that, right?
[Batmobile] Uh, MOE?
-[cat meowing]
-The cat?
Right. Yes.
The cat. [clears throat]
Have no fear!
Bat MOE is here.
[cat meows]
Argh! Ooh, ooh!
-[thuds] Ah!
-[cat meows]
[straining] No need
to thank me.
All in a day's work.
I could do this every night.
What a rush! What's next?
Well, I guess we could
clear those vines off the road.
Say no more.
This night patrol stuff
isn't so bad.
-[ripping]
-[MOE shrieks]
It's bad! It's bad!
-[popping]
-[MOE] We're getting pelted
by produce. Take this! Ha!
-[whacks]
-And that!
And a bunch of these, peas!
[grunting]
-[whizzing]
-[Batmobile grunting]
-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]
[MOE yelling]
[gasps] Wow! It worked.
No one can stop
Bat MOE, the Brave!
[Batmobile] Whoa, who's that?
Oh, no!
That's Poison Ivy!
[Batmobile] Quick, hide!
[tires screeching]
[Poison Ivy] My poor darlings!
Who did this to you?
You think she's on to us?
[metal creaking]
-[Batmobile] Could be.
-Looks like
we have a bat problem.
But no matter.
I've already
planted my mega seeds
in Gotham Central Square.
Soon they'll take over
the entire city,
and everyone knows vegetables
are the best thing for you.
[laughing maniacally]
Let's show them
how we roll, my darlings.
[boing]
[banjo music playing]
[boing]
Ah! How corny
is this gonna get?
[tires screeching]
[MOE yelling]
Get me outta here!
What happened
to Bat MOE the Brave?
Bat MOE doesn't wanna
get flattened! Whoa!
I wasn't built for this!
Okay. You wanna roll?
Let's roll.
[zooms]
Don't care for the corn?
Help yourself to some carrots!
[MOE yells]
[MOE yelling and whimpering]
[yelling continues]
[tires screeching]
[MOE shrieking]
[Batmobile] If you
can't beat 'em, drive on 'em.
Peas, carrots.
What's next? Brussel sprouts?
[boing]
I had to ask.
Any ideas, MOE?
[MOE] I'm sorry.
MOE is too terrified right now.
Please leave a message
after the scream. [screams]
All right, stay calm.
You wanted to come out
on a mission, remember?
I take it all back.
At least the Batcave was safe.
I don't belong in the field.
I'm no hero!
-[knocking down]
-[squeaks]
Whoa! Argh!
[MOE] I don't wanna
be a bot salad!
[Batmobile]
You'll be okay, MOE.
Just hang on!
I almost can't
bear to watch! [gasps]
Almost! [giggles]
What was I thinking?
Being a hero is a lot
more trouble than I thought.
I wanna go home.
Try to stay focused, MOE.
Bam needs you.
-Needs me?
-[squeaking]
I can't fight. I'm useless.
Being a hero
isn't about fighting, MOE.
It's about helping people.
And you help the Batwheels
every day.
Yeah, like with
all the amazing upgrades
and gadgets you make for us.
You don't have to fight
to be a hero, MOE.
You already are one.
Yeah, I guess I am.
Wait a minute.
Upgrades.
Yes! I still have
your laser cutter.
Give me a second.
Bat MOE has an idea!
-[clicks]
-[doors open]
-[chomping]
-I can do this.
-[clicks]
-All set, Bam.
Let's slice and dice
those veggies.
[mimics laser]
Activating Bat laser!
[yelps] My darlings!
[engine revs, blasts]
[zaps]
-[tires squealing]
-It worked!
Way to go, MOE!
[zaps]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, you didn't!
-[zapping]
-[Batmobile] There!
Squash 'em, squash!
[yelling] Whoa, whoa!
[Squash] Squash, squash,
squash, squash.
We need to dig up these plants
by the root.
It's the only way to stop 'em.
-[bell dings]
-Get me to that claw.
[engine revs]
[Squash mumbling]
-[door zooms open]
-[MOE grunts]
Whoa!
[pigeon shrieks]
Squash, squash, squash, squash!
MOE?
Almost there!
Done. [screams]
[squash groaning]
-[metal clangs]
-[tires screech]
Bam! Go for the roots!
Yes.
Don't you want some more?
Everyone knows how good
veggies are for you!
[shrieking maniacally]
Squash, squash, squash!
-[tires screech]
-[cranking]
[levers creaking]
[crushing]
Squash, squash, squash!
Squash!
-[ripping]
-[engine revving]
[squash squashing
in slow motion]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[smashes]
Fantastic!
No! My beautiful garden!
-[clangs]
-[Poison Ivy grunting]
[exclaims]
There's only one thing I hate
more than dead plants
-[clicks]
-[groans] Bats!
Great work, tonight, Bat MOE.
Aw, thanks.
[police sirens blaring]
[Poison Ivy grunting]
Get me out of the these weeds!
MOE was incredible out there.
You should have seen him.
Does this mean you'll be going
with Bam on future patrols?
Nah, I just like helping out
and building cool gadgets.
Not all heroes have to fight.
Speaking of gadgets,
I've been having some problems
with my new laser cutter.
-Whoa!
-[thuds, clunks]
[thuds]
Uh-oh. I can fix that!
Bat MOE to the rescue!
[all laughing]
I give you the Bat-ball.
Great job building
it for us, MOE.
It's perfect for our game.
It is, isn't it? It's magnetic.
It'll stick to your
metal bodies.
Yeah.
Uh What game again?
Bat-ball.
Is that a thing?
[Batmobile] It will be
once we invent it.
Guess we should start
by making some rules.
Well, obviously, since this is
a game for vehicles,
you drive around with the ball
and you can
pass it to a teammate.
How about if you score points
by getting the ball
in the other team's goal?
Like this.
[grunting]
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, nothing but tire.
Aw, nice. I like it.
-Yeah.
-That works.
Oh, this is gonna be the best.
Let's divide up the teams.
Okay, I'll close my eyes
and point randomly.
Give me a spin, Bam!
Good idea.
The first two vehicles
you point to are on my team.
[all chanting] Spin the MOE!
[bell dinging]
All right! I'm on Team Bam.
[all chanting] Spin the MOE!
Team Bam for me too.
Lucky for you, I'm the best
Bat-ball player in the world.
Okay, Buff, guess you're
with me on Team Bibi.
Okay, but could we name
the team after both of us?
Like, maybe, use
the first letter of our names,
"B" and "B"?
Great idea.
We'll be Team BB.
Yes, that's way better!
All right. We got our teams,
and now it's time to play.
What about me, Bam?
Oh, yeah. I've got a really
important job for you.
You can be the ref.
The ref?
You sure you don't need
a sixth player?
Well, this is a game
for vehicles, MOE.
We're going to be going fast
and making sharp turns
and big jumps.
I promise I'll play
something else with you later.
-Okay?
-[sighs] Okay.
Game on.
[all grunting]
[Bibi] Let's go.
[Redbird grunts]
[Batwing] Go long, Bam.
Whoo!
Let's go.
[Redbird]
Awesome, yeah!
Yeah!
He scores.
Point for Team Bam.
-Awesome.
-Sweet, nice shot, Red.
Here comes the Buff-meister.
-[Batwing] Whoo.
-Whoa! So cool.
Time for some Bat-slamma-jamma.
Whoo-hoo!
Not if I D-up.
[chanting] Defense!
[grunting]
[Redbird] Yeah!
Ha!
[blows whistle]
Illegal use of the Batarang.
You get a yellow bat-card.
Oh, come on. I only used it
'cause it's two against three
which means the other team
will always have the advantage.
Bibi's right.
We need another player.
Ooh, pick me.
Ooh. I swear I can do it.
These tiny wheels pack
a whole lot of zip, baby.
Ah! Whoo-hoo! Ooh, yeah!
Whoa.
[bangs]
[sighs]
So, did I make the team?
[chuckles]
Not today, MOE.
But you do make an awesome ref.
[Batcomputer pinging]
Alert.
Catwoman was just
spotted breaking into
the Gotham Diamond Exchange.
Batman needs you, Bam.
Roger that.
[sighs] Guess
our game's on hold.
[huffs and grunts]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[laughs cunningly]
[car purrs]
Hey, get off my tail.
[car meows]
[meows]
[gasps]
[laughs]
Not this time.
[scoffs]
[car meows]
[growls]
[car meowing trails off]
-[grunts]
-[car engine stalling]
Oh, bats.
Meow.
Whoa!
Catwoman's car is incredible.
What amazing moves.
Hey, I wonder if
[gasps]
MOE, this is Bam. Come in.
Mobile Operations Expert.
Talk to me.
I've got a bat-tastic idea.
Tell everyone to meet me
at Gotham Central Park.
I think I've got a solution
to our Bat-ball problem.
Ooh! Does it involve me?
Sure does. Bring one of those
Bat-motherboards with you.
Yes!
I'm ready. Put me in, Coach.
By the way, what's this for?
Oh, sorry.
I should have explained.
I found a special vehicle
to play Bat-ball with us.
So the teams will be even
and we can really play.
-Ooh.
-A cat car.
-[Batwing] Not half-bad.
-[Buff] Wow.
Oh, she's got
unbelievable moves.
We just need you
to bring her to life, MOE.
[dragging] Please?
[sighs in exasperation]
Okay. If it means
that much to ya.
You sure this is a good idea,
Bam?
This is our chance
to really play Bat-ball,
-our own special game.
-Right.
-Uh, I guess so.
-Well, let's play.
Okay. Do it, MOE.
[yawns] Meow.
Where am I?
Who are you?
Who are you?
-We're the Batwheels.
-[purrs]
Aw, you're like
a cute little kitty.
Can I call you Kitty?
Sure. Okay.
-[purrs] Ooh, what's that?
-Hey, watch it.
We brought you to life
to play my favorite game,
-Bat-ball!
-Bat-ball?
It's a game we made up.
There's two tires and you have
to shoot the ball in them.
But you can't use Batarangs
or you'll get
a yellow bat-card and
-Hey!
-Pow-pow.
Meow.
-Pow-pow, meow.
-Oh, that tickles. [giggles]
Ooh, staring contest. Go!
[gasps] Meow.
Pretty light.
She's not listening, Bam.
We need you to focus now,
Kitty.
We're gonna start the game.
[exclaims] I'm ready.
Bye, lighty-light.
Let's make this easy.
-Bibi and Kitty are with me.
-[Kitty giggles]
Wing, Red and Buff
are on the other team.
And, MOE, you're still the ref.
[MOE sighs in exasperation]
Let's play Bat-ball!
[whistle blows]
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty,
Kitty, Kitty!
Birdie. Behind you.
Birdie, birdie, birdie!
Kitty, the ball's over here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm ready, ready, ready.
[all grunting]
Hey, Kitty. Catch.
Meow. [purring]
[sighs in exasperation]
Booyah!
Point for Batwing's team.
Kitty, wake up.
They're winning.
What's that? Let's go chase it.
Almost got it.
Almost got it!
[grunts]
Oh, yeah!
[Redbird] Yeah.
[Batwing] Ha-ha!
Okay, Kitty.
I need you to get in the game.
All you have to do
is put that ball in the tire.
-You got it?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put the ball in the fountain.
-No, the tire.
-In the tire, yeah.
What did I say?
[blows whistle]
Whoa! [crashes]
[all] Ugh.
Ooh. Doggie pile?
-Fun!
-[bird cawing]
[screaming] Bird!
Wait. Isn't that our Bat-ball?
Birdie, birdie, birdie!
[blows whistle]
Hey, player out of bounds.
Kitty, come back.
Birdie, birdie, birdie.
[sighs]
I'm sorry, everyone.
This is my fault.
I'll get the ball back.
[Batmobile] Kitty. Kitty!
Birdie, birdie, birdie!
Hey, wait up!
Birdie, wanna come
play with me?
[sighs] I need something
that'll get her attention.
Feathers!
Wait, those feathers.
Get the feathers.
Get the feathers, Kitty.
[gasps]
Feathers, feathers, feathers.
Here, Kitty, Kitty.
Got it.
Ooh, oh.
Your ball. Whoopsie, my bad.
It's okay, Kitty.
Thanks for playing with us.
Ooh, butterfly!
It was fun.
Let's play again soon!
Bye, Kitty.
Who's ready to play Bat-ball?
-Let's go.
-[Redbird] You got it back?
But the teams
are still uneven.
I guess I could
sit this game out.
You don't have to do that.
We already have another player.
You ready to play, MOE?
Me? You want me to play?
I don't just want you to play.
I want you on my team.
[gasps and squeals]
Dreams do come true.
I'm sorry, MOE.
I guess I cared more about
our game than your feelings.
You may not be a vehicle,
but with your stretchy moves,
you'll be slam-dunking
all over the
Whoa!
[MOE grunting]
[exclaims]
[all cheering]
[laughs]
In your face!
[all cheering]
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪