Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020) s01e10 Episode Script
Big Deck Energy
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- Previously, on "Below Deck
- Previously, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- Yeah, maybe Georgia's
flirting with Paget,
but I'm not affected by it.
- Your hair looks beautiful.
You look beautiful.
- Hey, Parks, what's up?
[ giggling ]
- If I'm gonna enter into
a relationship right now,
I'm gonna do it slowly.
[ phone beeps ]
- From who? About what?
She's the love of my life.
- Tomorrow, it's a day off.
[ cheering, laughter ]
- Have you guys not been
here for, like, five hours?
It looks like absolute sh--.
- Don't tell me how
to live my life.
- Madison left me
this sweet note.
- "Good morning, handsome.
It's 3:10 a.m."
- That's the earliest
I've seen her go to bed.
- Madison needs to stop claiming
to be exhausted from "work."
So in the master,
floors aren't done.
- What's up?
- I'm having some problems
with Madison.
- Are we looking
at replacing her?
Obviously, we have an issue.
- Yeah.
- Are we looking at possibly
replacing her now, or
- I think she has
the skills necessary
to be a good second stew.
However, her moods are
really, really up and down.
When I tell Madison something,
she's getting really defensive,
really emotional about it.
She's been
- She's looking for a scapegoat.
- Yeah.
- That's not good.
We have a job to do, and we need
somebody who is able to do it.
Obviously, I wanna know more.
Maybe you can go and get her.
- Yeah.
- If somebody's letting the team
down, that's a big problem.
- Would you like a beer?
- I was doing something else.
- Yes, please, thank you.
- Okay.
- Lately, Madison has been
complaining about being tired,
when she's actually just
been staying up with Parker.
Where's Madison?
I don't think that she's been
doing her job as second stew,
in terms of managing Georgia.
And I just think
that she's one to complain
rather than doing the job.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
- So
- I was having
a chat with Glenn.
I have noticed some,
you know, decline in kind of
your mood and your behavior,
and some of your work.
What I kind of gathered
was that it seemed like
it's coming from
the lack of sleep.
- I just had a really long
charter with those last guests.
- Mm-hmm.
- And then I had
another long day.
I think any person
would be exhausted.
I'm never not working.
It's not like
I'm sitting on my ass.
I don't get paid enough
for this .
- For me, it's really obvious
that there's a problem
with your performance.
You should be going to bed,
and going to sleep.
Fatigue is gonna cause
accidents.
- I'm used to working with stews
that are, like, "Yep, yep."
- Am I not like, "Yes, yes?"
- But you say it in
a way at times
where you're really agitated.
It's the way that you
are talking to--
- Okay, so then we have
different perceptions--
- Yeah.
- of each other.
Sometimes, like, Jenna,
how you speak to me is just,
like, really bitchy.
Like, and I know,
like, I'm, like
there's no other way
I can say that, because I
maybe that's not your intention,
but there's just, like,
ways to speak to people.
- You know, I don't
it's hard to have, like,
kind of a heart-to-heart
if I feel
like you think that
I'm bitchy towards you.
I think I'm pretty
direct with things
because I don't have time to
sugar-coat things all the time.
- Yeah.
- What I'm saying has to go.
- Because it's her department.
So are you open to the idea
that there might
be some changes that
you have to make?
- [ sighs ]
- My personal belief is
that if you're going
to be a good leader, you have to
start off being a good follower.
There is a hierarchy.
It has to be respected.
She has to find a way
to get along with Jenna
and also be effective
in her role.
You're on warning.
If you're not open to
the idea that you might need--
- No, I am.
- to make some changes--
- No, 100 percent.
- you'll be off the boat.
- Honestly? Fire me.
See if you can find a
better second stew
to ----ing put up with this
sh-- because you won't.
- Thanks for the time.
- Georgia knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- John the Baptist.
Don't ----ing touch my face.
- I hope I remember that.
I have, like, a 30-second
retention span for jokes.
- Yeah
- What? What did you say?
- Nothing.
- Oh, pizza.
- Thanks for getting
the beer bottles, Madison.
But sit down and have a slice.
- Take a load off,
drink some water, chill out.
- Do you wanna go talk?
Madison.
Madison, look at me
I'm asking you if
you wanna go talk.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Come on.
- It's a really small boat.
Not many places
that you can have
a conversation in confidence.
I hope that Madison can get past
that frustration, vent it,
maybe have a
bit of time to reflect,
then she'll come
back strong again.
- No, I feel really
----ing dumb right now.
- Listen
- No.
- I don't understand
what's going on with you,
and I want you to feel
like you can talk to me.
And I
- I'm really ----ing sick
about Jenna speaking to me
all the time.
- Well, then tell her that.
Tell her she's being
a bitch to you,
and tell her to
back the off.
- This is literally yelling.
- I'm not yelling at you,
I'm yelling at the situation.
Don't take the bullsh--.
You can defend yourself,
because I guarantee
you've done it before.
- Parker is like chicken soup.
- I care about you.
- I care about you, too.
It's warm, it's comfy,
it's there to support you,
you know, when you're
feeling bad.
- She told me that
I'm still breastfed by my mom.
[ laughter ]
Okay?
I'm dealing with that.
- We're gonna have so much fun
when we go out.
You and I need to
not separate, ever.
- I'm so happy for a day off.
Tomorrow, can we go
to this bar right here?
- Yes!
- I want to!
I'm so done with boat drama.
- Can you grab this?
- After this, are you happy?
- I'm happy.
Jenna, Jenna, Pag.
We're pretty much done.
How are you girls looking?
- We're pretty close
to being done as well.
- Yeah!
[ phone beeps ]
- Hey, hey, hey.
- I think I'm getting
cabin fever.
I just can't get enough space.
- I feel you
there's never space.
- I feel like the drama cloud
is weighing down on me,
and I don't want that.
- Parker, Madison wears
her heart on her sleeve.
You do, too.
She can't help
the way she feels.
- She has a crush on me.
What am I supposed to do if
I just wanna be friends?
Like, I miss my ex-girlfriend.
I don't wanna be worrying about
who I don't wanna hook up with.
- It's not a big deal, Parker.
These are conversations
people have.
- I don't have
a crush on Madison.
Madison is my friend.
So, like, why am I having to
worry about hurting her feelings
when she hasn't even told me
that she has a crush on me?
It makes total sense to me.
So what do I do?
- You just don't wait
for it to blow up.
Defuse the bomb, don't wait
for it to go off
and then be like,
"I knew about that."
- Should I send a text?
- Oh, my God.
[ laughter ]
- God, men are ridiculous.
- I'm tired.
Good night.
- Good night, everybody.
Good night, girls.
- Night.
- See you tomorrow.
- Peace out, Girl Scout.
- Dude, are you all right
if I fire up?
- All right, all right.
- Cool.
- Go for it.
- I'm happy to give
the crew this day off,
because I'm definitely
noticing a lot of tension.
It's good for them
to enjoy a day of leisure
and see life
from the other side.
- Glenn, all lines are up.
- Anchor secure.
- Thank you, guys.
You guys can take it easy.
- Woohoo!
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Thanks, Captain Glenn.
- Copy that, G-dog.
- Yeah.
- Yay!
- Are you being fake?
- No, I'm not.
- Yay!
- I'm just happy
we have a day off.
- Where the is my mimosa?
- Where's my ----ing
shrimp cocktail?
[ laughter ]
- For the entirety of Jenna
and I's relationship,
we've been working.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi there.
How's it going?
This is the very first moment
where we get to actually
be a normal couple.
And we dip.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
----ing g, man.
- Beautiful day, eh?
- This is, like, literally
the most perfect day ever.
- Could someone can you turn
that down a little bit?
That's a bit bright.
- I know, I--
- Paget, you should relax, man.
You got the day off.
Take that shirt off.
- Whatever those girls
are washing your shirts with,
they did a good job.
- All right, that's it.
[ grunting ]
- That's, like, polar white.
- Oh, that's enough.
- What the do you mean--
I will get I
I get brown!
But you've just gotta
give me a few weeks.
- I got more sunscreen.
----ing hell.
[ acoustic guitar playing ]
- Why could it mean
we were meant to be ♪
I've never, ever known
anything so heavenly ♪
I'm just so glad
that you stayed ♪
- Is that your song?
- Yeah.
- This situation is hard,
because Paget is flirting
with me as well.
I'll do anything for you ♪
The more time you
spend with someone,
the more you start to like them.
I would never do this
on purpose.
- Madison, where's
the tanning oil?
I'm gonna have
Paget put oil on me.
Paget, can you put some tanning
oil on me, please?
- Ugh.
- Hey.
- Get Madison to do it, then.
- All right, fine,
Madison will do it.
- Ugh.
- Here you go.
- Gotcha, boo.
You're good.
- Can you get my boobs, too?
- Oh!
- He's ignoring me.
Ugh, Paget flirts with
everybody, that's the problem.
Just not me.
- I need to rub my booty in oil.
- Ooh!
- So I'm gonna
turn around and do it.
- Oh, oh.
- Hopefully my boyfriend
will notice.
- Coming up
[ laughter ]
- Excuse me, Georgia!
- I think I'm agreeing
to a threesome?
- Oh, oh!
- Hopefully my boyfriend
will notice.
It's okay, I don't need you.
I got Madison.
- You know what, you guys
do you, I'll do me, okay?
Great.
- I'll do you.
- Lovely weather we're having.
- Yo, this is good.
Does it go any louder?
Jenna, you know how to floss?
- I ----ing love dancing.
- What is this, like a
bad dancing competition?
- It's like six-year-old
schoolgirls sort of dancing
and they don't give a sh--.
[ laughter ]
- Hi, Glenn!
- Hey, are you enjoying
your day off?
- Enjoying it.
- Yeah, baby!
And you go, "Ma-ma"
and reach for my boob.
- Ma-ma!
[ laughter ]
- This is ridiculous.
- That's good.
- Right?
That was good.
I can't wait to jump
in the water.
- I love the ocean.
It's like everything
about this job incorporates
something I enjoy doing.
- What about all the
army sides of it?
- Well, I went
to private school.
- Is your family rich?
- No, they run a nonprofit.
I'm very close to my family,
so being in Greece and
being on Parsifal
I miss my parents, but I'm out
here trying to make them proud.
- That's awesome.
- I'm really excited about
this beach club thing.
I will be in my element.
I am all about a good,
like, day sesh.
- We're gonna put out two shots,
and you can drop it right now.
- Two shackles at the water.
- Perfect, thank you very much.
Hey, guys, the water
taxi's there.
- Whoa.
Okay, you guys
be good!
- See you later, Glenn.
----ing life, man.
- Quit a nice life.
- Hey, look at this sh--.
Yes!
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, my God.
- I feel like a rock star.
- Can I get some water?
- Cheers, guys!
- Go, go, go, Parker!
- I'm enjoying myself up here.
I don't wanna get
in the couples pool.
- Hey, do you guys wanna
pass a smoke?
Lovely
- Lick it.
- Hey, you're having too much
----ing fun, come back here!
[ laughing ]
- Today, I wanna do something
different to surprise people,
to make them, like,
think like whoa, what.
Is it flirting, is it joking?
I don't even know.
[ coughing, laughter ]
- Oh!
- I've got a lot
of responsibilities,
between being a dad
and being an engineer.
So a day off is great.
That's what we live for,
is a day off.
- No, I do;
it's just really small.
- That's
- No, it's not.
[ laughter ]
[ phone beeps ]
- Hey, you.
- I had to call you,
because I missed you.
There's a dive shop place and
I was thinking about going,
but I don't even wanna
go unless I go with you.
I wanna see you.
If I buy you a plane ticket,
will you come?
Please, say yes please?
Just say yes.
Just say yes.
Yes, yes.
Kaiti's coming to Corfu,
and that makes me
the happiest person
in the world.
- I always have happy tears.
Sweet.
- Let's take a selfie together.
[ exclaims, laughter ]
[ shrieks ]
- Don't look down
the opposite end of the pool.
It's getting R-rated down there.
- Oh, my God.
- Well, you have access
to the pool, honey.
Drown them, if you will.
I think Madison's a bit of
a loaded gun at the moment.
- Like, leave your
feelings at home,
because I'm having a good time.
- Seriously?
So she's not really
your ex-girlfriend, is she?
[ squealing, laughing ]
- She's the one.
- We should go
find a paddleboard.
- Okay.
Woo!
- It's scary to have feelings,
because I'm not used to
leaning on anyone, ever.
It can be difficult for me
to accept the fact
that this is
currently happening.
There's no doubt that
Jenna's breaking down that wall.
- This is the first time
ever in my life
actually I have a total
connection with somebody.
- This place is ----ing awesome.
- That scares
the sh-- out of me.
, I feel like crying.
I think one of the things
I've learned is, like,
who's gonna take care
of Jenna, and it's me.
But I think that you have to
also let somebody in,
and I've rejected that
for a long time.
[ sniffling ]
And I'm not by any means
saying, like,
I'm sure that Adam
is this person.
I'm just like, there's
this little bit of hope.
- How's that feel?
- Good.
- What are you guys drinking?
- Margs.
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
- Did you tell her
what I told you?
- No.
- Okay.
- No, I didn't.
- Please keep that between us.
- I'm not saying anything.
- Hey, does anybody wanna
buy some sunglasses?
- Uh
[ laughter ]
- Where are all the girls at?
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Hand lower.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Who cares?
- No, I was just wondering if
I had to go.
And I do care.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
- When are we showering?
- Good day, mate.
- Let's go
come on, Byron.
- Time for dinner.
-
- Byron's wearing, oh
- Oh, he's got hey!
- He looks like a drug lord.
- He does look like a drug lord.
- Yeah, with a short--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Actually, make him
one of these.
[ laughter ]
- Now you look like a
drug lord's grandma.
- Need it right here or
we need it in here?
- What's that ----ing hat doing?
- Where did it come from?
- We believe Byron may have
knocked out a few old ladies.
- Oh, darling,
you look stunning.
- We actually did.
- Georgia was naked
as soon as I got out.
- She dried my tits for me.
- I don't really know
what's going on.
- I went, like
- But I like it.
- We had fun in the shower.
[ laughs ]
-
- More showering on
this boat with girls.
- Coming up
- You ready for a team meeting?
I gotta get outta
this pickle I'm in.
I love you
as a friend.
- Let's go, guys,
- Let's go, guys,
let's have a seat.
- We're just getting
some drinkies.
Five tequilas.
- Like it.
- If it's okay with everybody,
once everyone has a drink, I
I just have a few words to say.
- I just wanna take a selfie.
- Yeah, everybody smile.
Perfect!
- I'll start with
a quinoa salad, please.
- Spicy penne.
- The beef filet.
- And then can I just say
one thing to you?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
- Easy tiger.
- Thank you.
- This better be a good
----ing speech.
- Today I was talking
to Jenna on the bow,
and I was telling her
about my parents,
and it reminded me of a letter
that my mom wrote me.
And I think every word is
applicable to all of us.
So if you got five minutes
- Oh, my God.
- "Dearest Parker man,
at the center of your being,
"you have the answer.
"You know who you are, and
you know what you want
"Lao Tzu.
"Whatever you are, be
a good one-- Abraham Lincoln.
"Do your best, not
because your work is worth it,
"but because you are.
"I am the master of my fate
and the captain of my soul.
"but their echoes are
truly endless
Mother Teresa."
- Parker's letter from his mom,
although incredibly
endearing and sweet
- "Every wall is a door."
- it explains
everything about Parker.
- "Dance as though
no one is watching.
"Love as though you have
never been hurt before.
"Sing as though no one
can hear you.
And this is just from my mom
"You go do this, Parker.
Cheers for you, Mama B."
Cheers to you, and cheers
to my ----ing mom.
[ laughter ]
- Here's to Parker's mum!
- Mama B!
- Can I please talk to her about
this breastfeeding thing?
- Just gonna have
the bone marrow to start with.
- Oh, yes, sir.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- [ speaking Greek ]
- You two are such
a funny couple.
Ciara is fantastic on deck, and
you've got full respect from me.
- Thank you, Byron.
- Changing departments
- Thank you.
- sleeping with
the first mate
So, chefy, how's your sex life?
- Sucks.
- Go, Jenna!
- Yeah, what's going on there?
----ing doing well there.
- No, it's just uncomfortable
on the boat.
I don't wanna
around all you s.
- Yeah.
- It's a sticky situation.
I'd like it to get stickier.
- Yeah, I like sticky.
- You guys should just
sleep in the master.
- Maybe we will
with your blessing.
- Of course.
Of course you have our blessing.
- We've gotta
- I don't know, I haven't talked
to you guys about any of this.
- As long as you guys
don't blow up
and take it out on the
rest of us, we're good.
- This is the difficulty
of dating on a boat.
I have less than zero privacy.
- Are you kidding me?
You haven't
- No.
- Where would we have had sex?
- I'm gonna write you a list.
- There's a long list of places.
- I ----ed a lot of stewardesses
before I was married.
What's wrong with them?
There's loads of places
to have sex on a yacht.
You could get boned
in the bilge,
slippery in the shower.
You could get laid
in the lazarette,
freaky in the forepeak,
shafted up the mast.
[ laughs ]
Sh--.
Anyway, I'll write 'em a list.
- Gonna stay for
one more drink, probably.
- Okay.
- Are you guys gonna stay, or
are you gonna go back for the
- I think we're gonna go back.
- Cool, all right.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Things are so perfect
right now.
The butterflies are happening,
the sparks are flying.
Like, that's a great feeling,
and I want it to keep going,
and I want it to keep going.
- She has my heart.
I can't believe it.
Like, I'm ready.
Where we going?
- Show me the way.
- I think there's been so
much build-up to this moment,
it's like, yes, oh, my God, yes.
I'm a little bit nervous,
but I'm super excited.
[ cork pops ]
- Does anybody know
where my hats are?
- You wanna go get a drink?
- Yeah.
- Yes, let's go.
- Like a hard drink.
----ing
- Where's Georgia?
Oh, there you are.
What do you want?
- I'll have a Jack Daniel's.
- Can I have a vodka-soda,
please?
- And one Don Julio, please.
- Ooh, honey.
- Even though I have
feelings for Paget,
I slam those ----ing feelings
with lots of tequilas, no lemon,
no salt,
because that's not okay.
But sometimes I have
these moments
when I just wanna be selfish
and explore
an inappropriate option.
[ laughter, chatter ]
- Hi.
- Excuse me, Georgia!
- Oh!
- Look at Lord Byron
oh, my God.
- Oh, yes!
- Don't you dare give her back
in the same condition
you got her in!
- Hey
- Ah!
[ laughter ]
- Oh, my God.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- but she's nothing
compared to you.
- Oh
- Ah.
- Hi, Georgia
- As far as I understand,
I think I'm agreeing
to a threesome?
- Yo, you guys wanna go back
- Yo, you guys wanna go back
and have a hot tub party
- Yeah!
- Okay.
- Let's do it!
- Do we have to sit here, or
- Sit
- Like my ex-girlfriend,
she loved it in the back.
[ laughter ]
Come on.
- Goddamn it, Byron!
- What?
- Yes, sir this way!
- Let's get these loose chicks
on board as quick as we can.
[ laughter ]
- Georgia!
- Glenn!
- Is Glenn in there?
- Everybody be quiet.
- Glenn is gonna be surprised.
- Hi, Glenn.
- You'll find out!
- This is not normal.
- Byron is trying to--
- Oh, my God, a hurricane
just blew in
a drunk hurricane.
- I'm gonna fire up the hot tub.
- Are we all going up?
- Yeah.
- Are you in the hot tub?
- It's midnight.
- Yeah.
Let's go to bed.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Okay, so we need drinks
If you wanna build
a successful career
- Hi, guys.
- chartering
- So happiness
- you need to learn
to adapt, so you survive
- Right.
- more than
- But you know that I wanna
build my own chartering program.
- Que pasa?
- I hear you,
and I will listen to you.
- I don't think you do.
- Oh, my God, can we just,
like, be happy?
- We are, we're talking.
This is how Byron and I talk.
- How long you been doing this?
- This is green for me.
- Okay, I've been
doing it 16 years.
- Um Ciara?
[ snoring ]
- Oh.
Um, sh--.
I think it would have been nice,
but a girl can dream.
yeah, mm, what
Next one.
- You can always earn
more money.
Time, you will never,
ever get back.
- Exactly.
- Have fun.
[ groaning, laughs ]
Good morning.
- Morning.
- You want some café?
- Schmadam and I
had schmex last night.
- It was phenomenal.
I think we both feel the same.
- You're coming up, yeah?
- That's one shot
coming on board,
one shot coming on board.
- What's up?
- Good morning, Lord.
- Yeah, we did.
- Waking up after last night,
I am ruined.
Let me just sit down
before I fall down.
- Well, he's still
wearing his hat.
That's a good sign.
- That's the anchor home,
Glenn, anchor home.
- Copy, thank you.
- Parker, Parker, Pag.
Start blowing up fenders.
- Copy that.
- Dinner was good last night.
- People behaved themselves,
for the most part.
- Speak for yourself
I don't think I behaved.
- Ha!
- When you're ready,
you can start putting
the fenders out.
If you'll be up.
I'll be up in a minute.
- I've got a little
bit of whiplash here,
because last night got weird.
I'm still trying to process it.
- Probably.
- Yeah, probably just
yeah, once we're docking,
but not right now.
- And now suddenly we're
all just back to business.
[ acoustic guitar playing ]
- Just when I think you
couldn't get any hotter,
you go and do this.
- You can sing and play.
- Yeah?
- That's pretty hot.
- You want me to try to
sing you that song I wrote?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm nervous.
There's little distance
between us now ♪
And I don't know
what I know ♪
Thought I'd give you
some time to love me ♪
Some time to grow ♪
But I don't know how
to show you I'm ♪
Oops
Love you ♪
And I don't know
where else to go ♪
- You sing really good.
- So it ♪
Wait, hold on, let me think.
[ laughter ]
You distracted me
with your eyes.
- You have an amazing voice.
- Glenn, it seems that we're
going to the same place, yeah?
- Yeah, that's the only spot
where it's deep enough
for us anyway.
- Okay, coming back now.
- You've got 15 meters,
15 meters.
- Coming back.
- You're at two meters
off the dock.
We're just throwing
lines ashore.
- Pull, pull nice.
- Perfect, thank you.
- All right.
- All crew, all crew, let's all
get straight back into it.
- I guess I need to clean
the galley a little bit.
- That was a nice way of
spending the morning, though.
- Yeah.
- Paget, Jenna, and Adam,
can you guys meet me
in the crew mess?
We're gonna have a little
preference sheet meeting.
- Copy for Adam.
- Hey.
- Hey, first impression,
they look nice.
- It's Maisa Kehl
and Chuck Heath,
from Salt Lake City, Utah.
Maisa Kehl is an
international model from Brazil,
and scout for
"Playboy Slovakia."
[ laughter ]
- Excellent.
- You want to do it?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- This could be your chance.
- Okay, so this couple
has invited their friends
along to celebrate
Maisa's birthday big-time.
- I'm gonna be really
good at making cakes.
- So Chuck is bringing his
friends, Steve and Sue Demarest.
- "Dietary restrictions,
no mushrooms,
no beets, no foie gras,
no pasta."
Yeah, we'll find a nice,
happy balance for them.
- "The guests would like
to enjoy water toys
"and sunbathing on the yacht,
next to picturesque backgrounds
for photo shoots."
- Two of the guests would
like to have
a beach barbeque on
a secluded beach.
- Well, we should be able
to handle that.
- All right.
- Cool?
- Cool.
- Good.
- All crew, all crew
- Copy.
- All crew, all crew, let's get
changed into polos, please.
- Hey, so, guys, quickly,
can I have a conversation?
We're more than halfway through.
This is the time
to bump it up
happy faces.
- Happy happy days, man.
- And just for me, if I can
just give that direction
and I know it's not always
flowery, but it's like
- Yeah.
- it doesn't mean
I don't appreciate you.
Just keep that in mind.
Madison can either sink or swim.
I think she has what it takes
to be a strong second stew,
and I'm hopeful
that she can learn
what she needs to do to improve,
and put those things
into action.
Because I was thinking
about Georgia, too.
- Kick butt.
- I remember in the beginning
it was like this kind of thing.
- Yeah.
- And then it was like all
she did was internalize it,
figure out how to do it,
and just go along with it.
- Good to go, yeah.
- And that's what
you need to do.
- Growing up, my dad
shaped me into
being this headstrong,
fearless person.
He Mr. Miyagi'ed me.
So I'm not gonna be broken.
- You're gonna be way better.
That's what I think.
- Yeah.
I'm staying on
this boat, period.
- All crew, all crew,
we can expect the guests
any second now.
Let's get everyone
to the aft deck, please.
- Let's do this jam, man.
- Such a nice,
beautiful day out.
- Okay, we got a visual.
- Bogie, 9:00.
- Welcome!
I see you already have
a glass of champagne.
- I got started!
[ laughs ]
- Oh, nice. I'm Jenna.
I'm the chief stewardess.
- Jenna, Chuck,
nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Maisa, Jenna.
- Yes.
- Welcome on board.
- Chuck, my name's Adam.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
- Hi, there, I'm Parker.
- Parker, nice to meet you.
- I'm Byron.
- Barbara, pleasure meeting you.
- So I just wanted to say a
formal welcome to our ship.
We're gonna get out of
here pretty soon.
- And I'm gonna give
you a tour of your home
for the next few days.
- Cheers.
- Yes.
- Welcome aboard.
- So this is the area
called the cockpit.
- This is pretty.
- This is where you'll have
most of your meals.
- That is quite
a lot of luggage.
- This is the fly bridge.
- God, it's so pretty.
- This is a great area to sit
- Oh, this looks great.
- when we're sailing.
Another bar here.
- Can never have too many.
- Exactly.
- How long are they here?
- So we have the main salon.
- You wanna dance on the table?
- I think there's a dance floor.
- Table dance?
- Twin cabin
you can pick either side,
but they're the exact same.
This is the master suite.
- This'll work.
- Girls, that's the dancing
pole, just in case you're
- Johnny, they got my request.
That was on my preference sheet.
- Ugh.
- Big chuck in three, two, one.
I hope that wasn't--
- Ah!
- That was as horrible throw,
what was that?
- Okay, that's all
lines off, Glenn.
- Copy that.
Byron, I'm coming ahead.
You can take up the slack.
- It's too hot.
- I know, we're gonna
spray it in a minute,
as soon as we get
lines in and stuff.
- Glenn, Glenn, Parker.
- Go ahead, mate.
- Once we get squared away,
are you cool for us
spraying the deck?
- Ask Paget.
- Why wouldn't you just
ask me that?
I'm right here.
- Do you want us
to spray the teak?
- Preferably not, no.
- Okay.
- Because it just creates,
like, a mess.
Parker doesn't understand.
The teak is so delicate.
You just don't let water
sit on teak,
otherwise you get water marks.
Hey, Glenn, I'm gonna do
port first, port first.
If you're a junior crew member,
follow what your superior says.
Boats, workplaces, you need
some sort of chain of command.
If you can't follow it,
you're not a good worker.
When you go straight to
Glenn without coming to me,
it makes me look, like, stupid.
- No.
Dude, I'm not trying to
make you look stupid.
- That's foredeck secure.
- We're gonna motor down here.
- Yeah.
- If we get some breeze,
we'll sail.
- So a little update,
we're gonna try to sail.
The wind isn't very strong,
but we're gonna try to.
Madison, Madison, Jenna.
Are you coming back down
to starboard twin?
- Yeah, I can, gimme one second.
- It's just not finished.
- [ sighs ] Yep.
, what did I do?
What did I do?
Oh, no, I did something wrong.
This, whoever keeps
leaving that,
I remember I talked about
that in the beginning,
I don't like half-rolls.
It's from the day I
it was shoved in that closet.
- Okay.
- I just need you to be on it.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- What the ?
- Madison?
- Yeah?
- My ex went to
Universal Studios with Jenna.
Like, there's a picture of them
on one of their
Instagrams together.
- Seriously?
- Mm.
Considering I've had
two relationships,
the chances of my chief stew
and I being
with the same person
are quite slim.
- How did you find out?
- Well, I was, like,
going through his pictures,
I was going through
her pictures,
and I saw them in
each other's pictures.
I was like, what?
- Life is so ----ing weird, man.
- I just really hope
Jenna hasn't shagged my ex.
[ laughs ]
- Oh, God.
- I'm gonna ask her.
- All crew, all crew,
we're gonna anchor soon.
There's no wind right now.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- It isn't bad, it's not bad.
- Byron, whenever your ready,
you can start walking it down.
Let's go to three and
a half, for starters.
- Copy, three and a half.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Just you and me.
- Looks like a good bite.
- Hey, Glenn, is it okay to,
like, jump off the side, here?
- We're setting up the rope
swings off the bow.
- Oh, okay.
- All stews, please change
into your evening dresses.
- Copy that.
- Take that off there, and
let's put it on the rope.
You sure you don't
wanna just go?
Gimme your radio.
- Oh, my God!
[ screaming, laughter ]
- You got some air.
- I wanted to ask you something.
- Yeah?
- How do you know Johan Loquier?
- Johan?
- Johan Loquier?
You went with him to Universal.
- Oh, yeah.
- Universal Park,
how do you know him?
- Why, how do you know him?
- He's my ex.
- Really?
[ laughter ]
Well, we ----ed the same person.
- I knew it!
- yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, so we had sex
with the same person.
We have to take a picture of
each other and send it to him.
- Hiya, hon.
- Hi!
- We miss you!
[ tapping ]
- Hi.
- You ready for a team meeting?
- Yeah.
- There's definitely something
I wanna get clear with you.
I love you
as a friend.
I am in no place to be in
a relationship
with anybody right now.
- This is embarrassing.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
- I am in no place to
- I am in no place to
be in a relationship
with anybody right now.
- Yeah.
Are you kidding me? Like
- You've just gotta know
that, and just be my friend.
- Cool.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Ugh.
It was just a really
long couple days for me.
Cool.
- All right?
- Yeah.
- Johan.
- My relationship with Johan
was really significant,
but I just treat people
like sh--.
And he let me.
So our relationship ended.
Good for him
thanks, Jenna.
I don't know,
I just think it's bizarre.
[ laughs ]
- Yeah.
- Who is?
- Oh.
- Whoops.
Put the guns away.
- Sorry, am I interrupting?
- No.
- You guys having a moment?
- No, hardly.
- No.
- We're talking about
other people's moments.
- Big shift in the wind, eh?
- Looking good.
- All crew, all crew,
it's go for sailing.
We'll get going as
quick as possible.
- Copy.
- Perfect timing
just when Adam starts prepping.
- Anchor's secure.
[ clattering ]
- Hi.
- Hi are you done in here?
- Yep.
- Mm.
- Oh, my God!
- And I'm like, dude.
With guys, like, I'm always
just, like, the bro.
[ laughs ]
- Woo.
- I'm just like
I feel like so played.
- Courteous of him to wait
until the end of the break.
[ laughter ]
- Whatever.
- What?
- What?
- No way.
Are you kidding me?
- You and Georgia
dated the same guy?
- Yes.
- In yachting?
- Who?
- Like about half an hour?
- Byron, Byron, wanna
start setting sails?
- Yeah, Glenn, I'll be there
in two minutes.
- Yeah, gotta set sails outside.
- All right.
- Yeah, sure.
- Up on deck, have a look
at the main as it goes up.
Okay, going up.
[ sail hydraulics humming ]
- You're good, Glenn.
- Good? Excellent.
Can you come a little bit
to starboard?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Now we're just sailing,
engine is off.
- It's amazing.
It's amazing.
- That is one hell
of a big sail.
- I don't wanna eat this.
It just smells
like marshmallows.
- Isn't it just nougat?
- You wanna taste it?
- Before or after you've
chewed it and spat it out?
- Sh--.
- Is it sh--?
- My standards are low,
and that's sh--.
- Your standards are low,
that's true.
- Yeah, I know, Johan, right?
Watch yourself we have
the same standards, honey.
- I take offense to that.
[ laughs ]
Don't laugh.
- Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- You seem all riled up.
- Just because I'm on a
charter boat doesn't mean
I have to take sh--
all the ----ing time.
- You two joking around
about the boy you dated
makes me wanna throw up.
Food's for sharing,
not my significant other.
- Make it naked. Ah!
- I think it would be nice
to balance a couple
of seashells off of
my nipples sometime.
I would be getting naked
if I could.
[ laughs ]
- Do you think it's funny
that I'm still breastfed
by my mother?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- All right, well
you, then.
- Pardon?
- I really don't like the
attitude in front of the guests.
- Now I'm really starting
to get annoyed.
- Have a look, bro.
- That's where I draw the line.
Parker, let's have a chat.
- For more "Below Deck Sailing
Yacht," go to BravoTV.com.
- Previously, on "Below Deck
- Previously, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- Yeah, maybe Georgia's
flirting with Paget,
but I'm not affected by it.
- Your hair looks beautiful.
You look beautiful.
- Hey, Parks, what's up?
[ giggling ]
- If I'm gonna enter into
a relationship right now,
I'm gonna do it slowly.
[ phone beeps ]
- From who? About what?
She's the love of my life.
- Tomorrow, it's a day off.
[ cheering, laughter ]
- Have you guys not been
here for, like, five hours?
It looks like absolute sh--.
- Don't tell me how
to live my life.
- Madison left me
this sweet note.
- "Good morning, handsome.
It's 3:10 a.m."
- That's the earliest
I've seen her go to bed.
- Madison needs to stop claiming
to be exhausted from "work."
So in the master,
floors aren't done.
- What's up?
- I'm having some problems
with Madison.
- Are we looking
at replacing her?
Obviously, we have an issue.
- Yeah.
- Are we looking at possibly
replacing her now, or
- I think she has
the skills necessary
to be a good second stew.
However, her moods are
really, really up and down.
When I tell Madison something,
she's getting really defensive,
really emotional about it.
She's been
- She's looking for a scapegoat.
- Yeah.
- That's not good.
We have a job to do, and we need
somebody who is able to do it.
Obviously, I wanna know more.
Maybe you can go and get her.
- Yeah.
- If somebody's letting the team
down, that's a big problem.
- Would you like a beer?
- I was doing something else.
- Yes, please, thank you.
- Okay.
- Lately, Madison has been
complaining about being tired,
when she's actually just
been staying up with Parker.
Where's Madison?
I don't think that she's been
doing her job as second stew,
in terms of managing Georgia.
And I just think
that she's one to complain
rather than doing the job.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
- So
- I was having
a chat with Glenn.
I have noticed some,
you know, decline in kind of
your mood and your behavior,
and some of your work.
What I kind of gathered
was that it seemed like
it's coming from
the lack of sleep.
- I just had a really long
charter with those last guests.
- Mm-hmm.
- And then I had
another long day.
I think any person
would be exhausted.
I'm never not working.
It's not like
I'm sitting on my ass.
I don't get paid enough
for this .
- For me, it's really obvious
that there's a problem
with your performance.
You should be going to bed,
and going to sleep.
Fatigue is gonna cause
accidents.
- I'm used to working with stews
that are, like, "Yep, yep."
- Am I not like, "Yes, yes?"
- But you say it in
a way at times
where you're really agitated.
It's the way that you
are talking to--
- Okay, so then we have
different perceptions--
- Yeah.
- of each other.
Sometimes, like, Jenna,
how you speak to me is just,
like, really bitchy.
Like, and I know,
like, I'm, like
there's no other way
I can say that, because I
maybe that's not your intention,
but there's just, like,
ways to speak to people.
- You know, I don't
it's hard to have, like,
kind of a heart-to-heart
if I feel
like you think that
I'm bitchy towards you.
I think I'm pretty
direct with things
because I don't have time to
sugar-coat things all the time.
- Yeah.
- What I'm saying has to go.
- Because it's her department.
So are you open to the idea
that there might
be some changes that
you have to make?
- [ sighs ]
- My personal belief is
that if you're going
to be a good leader, you have to
start off being a good follower.
There is a hierarchy.
It has to be respected.
She has to find a way
to get along with Jenna
and also be effective
in her role.
You're on warning.
If you're not open to
the idea that you might need--
- No, I am.
- to make some changes--
- No, 100 percent.
- you'll be off the boat.
- Honestly? Fire me.
See if you can find a
better second stew
to ----ing put up with this
sh-- because you won't.
- Thanks for the time.
- Georgia knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- John the Baptist.
Don't ----ing touch my face.
- I hope I remember that.
I have, like, a 30-second
retention span for jokes.
- Yeah
- What? What did you say?
- Nothing.
- Oh, pizza.
- Thanks for getting
the beer bottles, Madison.
But sit down and have a slice.
- Take a load off,
drink some water, chill out.
- Do you wanna go talk?
Madison.
Madison, look at me
I'm asking you if
you wanna go talk.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Come on.
- It's a really small boat.
Not many places
that you can have
a conversation in confidence.
I hope that Madison can get past
that frustration, vent it,
maybe have a
bit of time to reflect,
then she'll come
back strong again.
- No, I feel really
----ing dumb right now.
- Listen
- No.
- I don't understand
what's going on with you,
and I want you to feel
like you can talk to me.
And I
- I'm really ----ing sick
about Jenna speaking to me
all the time.
- Well, then tell her that.
Tell her she's being
a bitch to you,
and tell her to
back the off.
- This is literally yelling.
- I'm not yelling at you,
I'm yelling at the situation.
Don't take the bullsh--.
You can defend yourself,
because I guarantee
you've done it before.
- Parker is like chicken soup.
- I care about you.
- I care about you, too.
It's warm, it's comfy,
it's there to support you,
you know, when you're
feeling bad.
- She told me that
I'm still breastfed by my mom.
[ laughter ]
Okay?
I'm dealing with that.
- We're gonna have so much fun
when we go out.
You and I need to
not separate, ever.
- I'm so happy for a day off.
Tomorrow, can we go
to this bar right here?
- Yes!
- I want to!
I'm so done with boat drama.
- Can you grab this?
- After this, are you happy?
- I'm happy.
Jenna, Jenna, Pag.
We're pretty much done.
How are you girls looking?
- We're pretty close
to being done as well.
- Yeah!
[ phone beeps ]
- Hey, hey, hey.
- I think I'm getting
cabin fever.
I just can't get enough space.
- I feel you
there's never space.
- I feel like the drama cloud
is weighing down on me,
and I don't want that.
- Parker, Madison wears
her heart on her sleeve.
You do, too.
She can't help
the way she feels.
- She has a crush on me.
What am I supposed to do if
I just wanna be friends?
Like, I miss my ex-girlfriend.
I don't wanna be worrying about
who I don't wanna hook up with.
- It's not a big deal, Parker.
These are conversations
people have.
- I don't have
a crush on Madison.
Madison is my friend.
So, like, why am I having to
worry about hurting her feelings
when she hasn't even told me
that she has a crush on me?
It makes total sense to me.
So what do I do?
- You just don't wait
for it to blow up.
Defuse the bomb, don't wait
for it to go off
and then be like,
"I knew about that."
- Should I send a text?
- Oh, my God.
[ laughter ]
- God, men are ridiculous.
- I'm tired.
Good night.
- Good night, everybody.
Good night, girls.
- Night.
- See you tomorrow.
- Peace out, Girl Scout.
- Dude, are you all right
if I fire up?
- All right, all right.
- Cool.
- Go for it.
- I'm happy to give
the crew this day off,
because I'm definitely
noticing a lot of tension.
It's good for them
to enjoy a day of leisure
and see life
from the other side.
- Glenn, all lines are up.
- Anchor secure.
- Thank you, guys.
You guys can take it easy.
- Woohoo!
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Thanks, Captain Glenn.
- Copy that, G-dog.
- Yeah.
- Yay!
- Are you being fake?
- No, I'm not.
- Yay!
- I'm just happy
we have a day off.
- Where the is my mimosa?
- Where's my ----ing
shrimp cocktail?
[ laughter ]
- For the entirety of Jenna
and I's relationship,
we've been working.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi there.
How's it going?
This is the very first moment
where we get to actually
be a normal couple.
And we dip.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
----ing g, man.
- Beautiful day, eh?
- This is, like, literally
the most perfect day ever.
- Could someone can you turn
that down a little bit?
That's a bit bright.
- I know, I--
- Paget, you should relax, man.
You got the day off.
Take that shirt off.
- Whatever those girls
are washing your shirts with,
they did a good job.
- All right, that's it.
[ grunting ]
- That's, like, polar white.
- Oh, that's enough.
- What the do you mean--
I will get I
I get brown!
But you've just gotta
give me a few weeks.
- I got more sunscreen.
----ing hell.
[ acoustic guitar playing ]
- Why could it mean
we were meant to be ♪
I've never, ever known
anything so heavenly ♪
I'm just so glad
that you stayed ♪
- Is that your song?
- Yeah.
- This situation is hard,
because Paget is flirting
with me as well.
I'll do anything for you ♪
The more time you
spend with someone,
the more you start to like them.
I would never do this
on purpose.
- Madison, where's
the tanning oil?
I'm gonna have
Paget put oil on me.
Paget, can you put some tanning
oil on me, please?
- Ugh.
- Hey.
- Get Madison to do it, then.
- All right, fine,
Madison will do it.
- Ugh.
- Here you go.
- Gotcha, boo.
You're good.
- Can you get my boobs, too?
- Oh!
- He's ignoring me.
Ugh, Paget flirts with
everybody, that's the problem.
Just not me.
- I need to rub my booty in oil.
- Ooh!
- So I'm gonna
turn around and do it.
- Oh, oh.
- Hopefully my boyfriend
will notice.
- Coming up
[ laughter ]
- Excuse me, Georgia!
- I think I'm agreeing
to a threesome?
- Oh, oh!
- Hopefully my boyfriend
will notice.
It's okay, I don't need you.
I got Madison.
- You know what, you guys
do you, I'll do me, okay?
Great.
- I'll do you.
- Lovely weather we're having.
- Yo, this is good.
Does it go any louder?
Jenna, you know how to floss?
- I ----ing love dancing.
- What is this, like a
bad dancing competition?
- It's like six-year-old
schoolgirls sort of dancing
and they don't give a sh--.
[ laughter ]
- Hi, Glenn!
- Hey, are you enjoying
your day off?
- Enjoying it.
- Yeah, baby!
And you go, "Ma-ma"
and reach for my boob.
- Ma-ma!
[ laughter ]
- This is ridiculous.
- That's good.
- Right?
That was good.
I can't wait to jump
in the water.
- I love the ocean.
It's like everything
about this job incorporates
something I enjoy doing.
- What about all the
army sides of it?
- Well, I went
to private school.
- Is your family rich?
- No, they run a nonprofit.
I'm very close to my family,
so being in Greece and
being on Parsifal
I miss my parents, but I'm out
here trying to make them proud.
- That's awesome.
- I'm really excited about
this beach club thing.
I will be in my element.
I am all about a good,
like, day sesh.
- We're gonna put out two shots,
and you can drop it right now.
- Two shackles at the water.
- Perfect, thank you very much.
Hey, guys, the water
taxi's there.
- Whoa.
Okay, you guys
be good!
- See you later, Glenn.
----ing life, man.
- Quit a nice life.
- Hey, look at this sh--.
Yes!
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, my God.
- I feel like a rock star.
- Can I get some water?
- Cheers, guys!
- Go, go, go, Parker!
- I'm enjoying myself up here.
I don't wanna get
in the couples pool.
- Hey, do you guys wanna
pass a smoke?
Lovely
- Lick it.
- Hey, you're having too much
----ing fun, come back here!
[ laughing ]
- Today, I wanna do something
different to surprise people,
to make them, like,
think like whoa, what.
Is it flirting, is it joking?
I don't even know.
[ coughing, laughter ]
- Oh!
- I've got a lot
of responsibilities,
between being a dad
and being an engineer.
So a day off is great.
That's what we live for,
is a day off.
- No, I do;
it's just really small.
- That's
- No, it's not.
[ laughter ]
[ phone beeps ]
- Hey, you.
- I had to call you,
because I missed you.
There's a dive shop place and
I was thinking about going,
but I don't even wanna
go unless I go with you.
I wanna see you.
If I buy you a plane ticket,
will you come?
Please, say yes please?
Just say yes.
Just say yes.
Yes, yes.
Kaiti's coming to Corfu,
and that makes me
the happiest person
in the world.
- I always have happy tears.
Sweet.
- Let's take a selfie together.
[ exclaims, laughter ]
[ shrieks ]
- Don't look down
the opposite end of the pool.
It's getting R-rated down there.
- Oh, my God.
- Well, you have access
to the pool, honey.
Drown them, if you will.
I think Madison's a bit of
a loaded gun at the moment.
- Like, leave your
feelings at home,
because I'm having a good time.
- Seriously?
So she's not really
your ex-girlfriend, is she?
[ squealing, laughing ]
- She's the one.
- We should go
find a paddleboard.
- Okay.
Woo!
- It's scary to have feelings,
because I'm not used to
leaning on anyone, ever.
It can be difficult for me
to accept the fact
that this is
currently happening.
There's no doubt that
Jenna's breaking down that wall.
- This is the first time
ever in my life
actually I have a total
connection with somebody.
- This place is ----ing awesome.
- That scares
the sh-- out of me.
, I feel like crying.
I think one of the things
I've learned is, like,
who's gonna take care
of Jenna, and it's me.
But I think that you have to
also let somebody in,
and I've rejected that
for a long time.
[ sniffling ]
And I'm not by any means
saying, like,
I'm sure that Adam
is this person.
I'm just like, there's
this little bit of hope.
- How's that feel?
- Good.
- What are you guys drinking?
- Margs.
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
- Did you tell her
what I told you?
- No.
- Okay.
- No, I didn't.
- Please keep that between us.
- I'm not saying anything.
- Hey, does anybody wanna
buy some sunglasses?
- Uh
[ laughter ]
- Where are all the girls at?
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Hand lower.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Who cares?
- No, I was just wondering if
I had to go.
And I do care.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
- When are we showering?
- Good day, mate.
- Let's go
come on, Byron.
- Time for dinner.
-
- Byron's wearing, oh
- Oh, he's got hey!
- He looks like a drug lord.
- He does look like a drug lord.
- Yeah, with a short--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Actually, make him
one of these.
[ laughter ]
- Now you look like a
drug lord's grandma.
- Need it right here or
we need it in here?
- What's that ----ing hat doing?
- Where did it come from?
- We believe Byron may have
knocked out a few old ladies.
- Oh, darling,
you look stunning.
- We actually did.
- Georgia was naked
as soon as I got out.
- She dried my tits for me.
- I don't really know
what's going on.
- I went, like
- But I like it.
- We had fun in the shower.
[ laughs ]
-
- More showering on
this boat with girls.
- Coming up
- You ready for a team meeting?
I gotta get outta
this pickle I'm in.
I love you
as a friend.
- Let's go, guys,
- Let's go, guys,
let's have a seat.
- We're just getting
some drinkies.
Five tequilas.
- Like it.
- If it's okay with everybody,
once everyone has a drink, I
I just have a few words to say.
- I just wanna take a selfie.
- Yeah, everybody smile.
Perfect!
- I'll start with
a quinoa salad, please.
- Spicy penne.
- The beef filet.
- And then can I just say
one thing to you?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
- Easy tiger.
- Thank you.
- This better be a good
----ing speech.
- Today I was talking
to Jenna on the bow,
and I was telling her
about my parents,
and it reminded me of a letter
that my mom wrote me.
And I think every word is
applicable to all of us.
So if you got five minutes
- Oh, my God.
- "Dearest Parker man,
at the center of your being,
"you have the answer.
"You know who you are, and
you know what you want
"Lao Tzu.
"Whatever you are, be
a good one-- Abraham Lincoln.
"Do your best, not
because your work is worth it,
"but because you are.
"I am the master of my fate
and the captain of my soul.
"but their echoes are
truly endless
Mother Teresa."
- Parker's letter from his mom,
although incredibly
endearing and sweet
- "Every wall is a door."
- it explains
everything about Parker.
- "Dance as though
no one is watching.
"Love as though you have
never been hurt before.
"Sing as though no one
can hear you.
And this is just from my mom
"You go do this, Parker.
Cheers for you, Mama B."
Cheers to you, and cheers
to my ----ing mom.
[ laughter ]
- Here's to Parker's mum!
- Mama B!
- Can I please talk to her about
this breastfeeding thing?
- Just gonna have
the bone marrow to start with.
- Oh, yes, sir.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- [ speaking Greek ]
- You two are such
a funny couple.
Ciara is fantastic on deck, and
you've got full respect from me.
- Thank you, Byron.
- Changing departments
- Thank you.
- sleeping with
the first mate
So, chefy, how's your sex life?
- Sucks.
- Go, Jenna!
- Yeah, what's going on there?
----ing doing well there.
- No, it's just uncomfortable
on the boat.
I don't wanna
around all you s.
- Yeah.
- It's a sticky situation.
I'd like it to get stickier.
- Yeah, I like sticky.
- You guys should just
sleep in the master.
- Maybe we will
with your blessing.
- Of course.
Of course you have our blessing.
- We've gotta
- I don't know, I haven't talked
to you guys about any of this.
- As long as you guys
don't blow up
and take it out on the
rest of us, we're good.
- This is the difficulty
of dating on a boat.
I have less than zero privacy.
- Are you kidding me?
You haven't
- No.
- Where would we have had sex?
- I'm gonna write you a list.
- There's a long list of places.
- I ----ed a lot of stewardesses
before I was married.
What's wrong with them?
There's loads of places
to have sex on a yacht.
You could get boned
in the bilge,
slippery in the shower.
You could get laid
in the lazarette,
freaky in the forepeak,
shafted up the mast.
[ laughs ]
Sh--.
Anyway, I'll write 'em a list.
- Gonna stay for
one more drink, probably.
- Okay.
- Are you guys gonna stay, or
are you gonna go back for the
- I think we're gonna go back.
- Cool, all right.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Things are so perfect
right now.
The butterflies are happening,
the sparks are flying.
Like, that's a great feeling,
and I want it to keep going,
and I want it to keep going.
- She has my heart.
I can't believe it.
Like, I'm ready.
Where we going?
- Show me the way.
- I think there's been so
much build-up to this moment,
it's like, yes, oh, my God, yes.
I'm a little bit nervous,
but I'm super excited.
[ cork pops ]
- Does anybody know
where my hats are?
- You wanna go get a drink?
- Yeah.
- Yes, let's go.
- Like a hard drink.
----ing
- Where's Georgia?
Oh, there you are.
What do you want?
- I'll have a Jack Daniel's.
- Can I have a vodka-soda,
please?
- And one Don Julio, please.
- Ooh, honey.
- Even though I have
feelings for Paget,
I slam those ----ing feelings
with lots of tequilas, no lemon,
no salt,
because that's not okay.
But sometimes I have
these moments
when I just wanna be selfish
and explore
an inappropriate option.
[ laughter, chatter ]
- Hi.
- Excuse me, Georgia!
- Oh!
- Look at Lord Byron
oh, my God.
- Oh, yes!
- Don't you dare give her back
in the same condition
you got her in!
- Hey
- Ah!
[ laughter ]
- Oh, my God.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- but she's nothing
compared to you.
- Oh
- Ah.
- Hi, Georgia
- As far as I understand,
I think I'm agreeing
to a threesome?
- Yo, you guys wanna go back
- Yo, you guys wanna go back
and have a hot tub party
- Yeah!
- Okay.
- Let's do it!
- Do we have to sit here, or
- Sit
- Like my ex-girlfriend,
she loved it in the back.
[ laughter ]
Come on.
- Goddamn it, Byron!
- What?
- Yes, sir this way!
- Let's get these loose chicks
on board as quick as we can.
[ laughter ]
- Georgia!
- Glenn!
- Is Glenn in there?
- Everybody be quiet.
- Glenn is gonna be surprised.
- Hi, Glenn.
- You'll find out!
- This is not normal.
- Byron is trying to--
- Oh, my God, a hurricane
just blew in
a drunk hurricane.
- I'm gonna fire up the hot tub.
- Are we all going up?
- Yeah.
- Are you in the hot tub?
- It's midnight.
- Yeah.
Let's go to bed.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Okay, so we need drinks
If you wanna build
a successful career
- Hi, guys.
- chartering
- So happiness
- you need to learn
to adapt, so you survive
- Right.
- more than
- But you know that I wanna
build my own chartering program.
- Que pasa?
- I hear you,
and I will listen to you.
- I don't think you do.
- Oh, my God, can we just,
like, be happy?
- We are, we're talking.
This is how Byron and I talk.
- How long you been doing this?
- This is green for me.
- Okay, I've been
doing it 16 years.
- Um Ciara?
[ snoring ]
- Oh.
Um, sh--.
I think it would have been nice,
but a girl can dream.
yeah, mm, what
Next one.
- You can always earn
more money.
Time, you will never,
ever get back.
- Exactly.
- Have fun.
[ groaning, laughs ]
Good morning.
- Morning.
- You want some café?
- Schmadam and I
had schmex last night.
- It was phenomenal.
I think we both feel the same.
- You're coming up, yeah?
- That's one shot
coming on board,
one shot coming on board.
- What's up?
- Good morning, Lord.
- Yeah, we did.
- Waking up after last night,
I am ruined.
Let me just sit down
before I fall down.
- Well, he's still
wearing his hat.
That's a good sign.
- That's the anchor home,
Glenn, anchor home.
- Copy, thank you.
- Parker, Parker, Pag.
Start blowing up fenders.
- Copy that.
- Dinner was good last night.
- People behaved themselves,
for the most part.
- Speak for yourself
I don't think I behaved.
- Ha!
- When you're ready,
you can start putting
the fenders out.
If you'll be up.
I'll be up in a minute.
- I've got a little
bit of whiplash here,
because last night got weird.
I'm still trying to process it.
- Probably.
- Yeah, probably just
yeah, once we're docking,
but not right now.
- And now suddenly we're
all just back to business.
[ acoustic guitar playing ]
- Just when I think you
couldn't get any hotter,
you go and do this.
- You can sing and play.
- Yeah?
- That's pretty hot.
- You want me to try to
sing you that song I wrote?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm nervous.
There's little distance
between us now ♪
And I don't know
what I know ♪
Thought I'd give you
some time to love me ♪
Some time to grow ♪
But I don't know how
to show you I'm ♪
Oops
Love you ♪
And I don't know
where else to go ♪
- You sing really good.
- So it ♪
Wait, hold on, let me think.
[ laughter ]
You distracted me
with your eyes.
- You have an amazing voice.
- Glenn, it seems that we're
going to the same place, yeah?
- Yeah, that's the only spot
where it's deep enough
for us anyway.
- Okay, coming back now.
- You've got 15 meters,
15 meters.
- Coming back.
- You're at two meters
off the dock.
We're just throwing
lines ashore.
- Pull, pull nice.
- Perfect, thank you.
- All right.
- All crew, all crew, let's all
get straight back into it.
- I guess I need to clean
the galley a little bit.
- That was a nice way of
spending the morning, though.
- Yeah.
- Paget, Jenna, and Adam,
can you guys meet me
in the crew mess?
We're gonna have a little
preference sheet meeting.
- Copy for Adam.
- Hey.
- Hey, first impression,
they look nice.
- It's Maisa Kehl
and Chuck Heath,
from Salt Lake City, Utah.
Maisa Kehl is an
international model from Brazil,
and scout for
"Playboy Slovakia."
[ laughter ]
- Excellent.
- You want to do it?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- This could be your chance.
- Okay, so this couple
has invited their friends
along to celebrate
Maisa's birthday big-time.
- I'm gonna be really
good at making cakes.
- So Chuck is bringing his
friends, Steve and Sue Demarest.
- "Dietary restrictions,
no mushrooms,
no beets, no foie gras,
no pasta."
Yeah, we'll find a nice,
happy balance for them.
- "The guests would like
to enjoy water toys
"and sunbathing on the yacht,
next to picturesque backgrounds
for photo shoots."
- Two of the guests would
like to have
a beach barbeque on
a secluded beach.
- Well, we should be able
to handle that.
- All right.
- Cool?
- Cool.
- Good.
- All crew, all crew
- Copy.
- All crew, all crew, let's get
changed into polos, please.
- Hey, so, guys, quickly,
can I have a conversation?
We're more than halfway through.
This is the time
to bump it up
happy faces.
- Happy happy days, man.
- And just for me, if I can
just give that direction
and I know it's not always
flowery, but it's like
- Yeah.
- it doesn't mean
I don't appreciate you.
Just keep that in mind.
Madison can either sink or swim.
I think she has what it takes
to be a strong second stew,
and I'm hopeful
that she can learn
what she needs to do to improve,
and put those things
into action.
Because I was thinking
about Georgia, too.
- Kick butt.
- I remember in the beginning
it was like this kind of thing.
- Yeah.
- And then it was like all
she did was internalize it,
figure out how to do it,
and just go along with it.
- Good to go, yeah.
- And that's what
you need to do.
- Growing up, my dad
shaped me into
being this headstrong,
fearless person.
He Mr. Miyagi'ed me.
So I'm not gonna be broken.
- You're gonna be way better.
That's what I think.
- Yeah.
I'm staying on
this boat, period.
- All crew, all crew,
we can expect the guests
any second now.
Let's get everyone
to the aft deck, please.
- Let's do this jam, man.
- Such a nice,
beautiful day out.
- Okay, we got a visual.
- Bogie, 9:00.
- Welcome!
I see you already have
a glass of champagne.
- I got started!
[ laughs ]
- Oh, nice. I'm Jenna.
I'm the chief stewardess.
- Jenna, Chuck,
nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Maisa, Jenna.
- Yes.
- Welcome on board.
- Chuck, my name's Adam.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
- Hi, there, I'm Parker.
- Parker, nice to meet you.
- I'm Byron.
- Barbara, pleasure meeting you.
- So I just wanted to say a
formal welcome to our ship.
We're gonna get out of
here pretty soon.
- And I'm gonna give
you a tour of your home
for the next few days.
- Cheers.
- Yes.
- Welcome aboard.
- So this is the area
called the cockpit.
- This is pretty.
- This is where you'll have
most of your meals.
- That is quite
a lot of luggage.
- This is the fly bridge.
- God, it's so pretty.
- This is a great area to sit
- Oh, this looks great.
- when we're sailing.
Another bar here.
- Can never have too many.
- Exactly.
- How long are they here?
- So we have the main salon.
- You wanna dance on the table?
- I think there's a dance floor.
- Table dance?
- Twin cabin
you can pick either side,
but they're the exact same.
This is the master suite.
- This'll work.
- Girls, that's the dancing
pole, just in case you're
- Johnny, they got my request.
That was on my preference sheet.
- Ugh.
- Big chuck in three, two, one.
I hope that wasn't--
- Ah!
- That was as horrible throw,
what was that?
- Okay, that's all
lines off, Glenn.
- Copy that.
Byron, I'm coming ahead.
You can take up the slack.
- It's too hot.
- I know, we're gonna
spray it in a minute,
as soon as we get
lines in and stuff.
- Glenn, Glenn, Parker.
- Go ahead, mate.
- Once we get squared away,
are you cool for us
spraying the deck?
- Ask Paget.
- Why wouldn't you just
ask me that?
I'm right here.
- Do you want us
to spray the teak?
- Preferably not, no.
- Okay.
- Because it just creates,
like, a mess.
Parker doesn't understand.
The teak is so delicate.
You just don't let water
sit on teak,
otherwise you get water marks.
Hey, Glenn, I'm gonna do
port first, port first.
If you're a junior crew member,
follow what your superior says.
Boats, workplaces, you need
some sort of chain of command.
If you can't follow it,
you're not a good worker.
When you go straight to
Glenn without coming to me,
it makes me look, like, stupid.
- No.
Dude, I'm not trying to
make you look stupid.
- That's foredeck secure.
- We're gonna motor down here.
- Yeah.
- If we get some breeze,
we'll sail.
- So a little update,
we're gonna try to sail.
The wind isn't very strong,
but we're gonna try to.
Madison, Madison, Jenna.
Are you coming back down
to starboard twin?
- Yeah, I can, gimme one second.
- It's just not finished.
- [ sighs ] Yep.
, what did I do?
What did I do?
Oh, no, I did something wrong.
This, whoever keeps
leaving that,
I remember I talked about
that in the beginning,
I don't like half-rolls.
It's from the day I
it was shoved in that closet.
- Okay.
- I just need you to be on it.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- What the ?
- Madison?
- Yeah?
- My ex went to
Universal Studios with Jenna.
Like, there's a picture of them
on one of their
Instagrams together.
- Seriously?
- Mm.
Considering I've had
two relationships,
the chances of my chief stew
and I being
with the same person
are quite slim.
- How did you find out?
- Well, I was, like,
going through his pictures,
I was going through
her pictures,
and I saw them in
each other's pictures.
I was like, what?
- Life is so ----ing weird, man.
- I just really hope
Jenna hasn't shagged my ex.
[ laughs ]
- Oh, God.
- I'm gonna ask her.
- All crew, all crew,
we're gonna anchor soon.
There's no wind right now.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- It isn't bad, it's not bad.
- Byron, whenever your ready,
you can start walking it down.
Let's go to three and
a half, for starters.
- Copy, three and a half.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Just you and me.
- Looks like a good bite.
- Hey, Glenn, is it okay to,
like, jump off the side, here?
- We're setting up the rope
swings off the bow.
- Oh, okay.
- All stews, please change
into your evening dresses.
- Copy that.
- Take that off there, and
let's put it on the rope.
You sure you don't
wanna just go?
Gimme your radio.
- Oh, my God!
[ screaming, laughter ]
- You got some air.
- I wanted to ask you something.
- Yeah?
- How do you know Johan Loquier?
- Johan?
- Johan Loquier?
You went with him to Universal.
- Oh, yeah.
- Universal Park,
how do you know him?
- Why, how do you know him?
- He's my ex.
- Really?
[ laughter ]
Well, we ----ed the same person.
- I knew it!
- yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, so we had sex
with the same person.
We have to take a picture of
each other and send it to him.
- Hiya, hon.
- Hi!
- We miss you!
[ tapping ]
- Hi.
- You ready for a team meeting?
- Yeah.
- There's definitely something
I wanna get clear with you.
I love you
as a friend.
I am in no place to be in
a relationship
with anybody right now.
- This is embarrassing.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
- I am in no place to
- I am in no place to
be in a relationship
with anybody right now.
- Yeah.
Are you kidding me? Like
- You've just gotta know
that, and just be my friend.
- Cool.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Ugh.
It was just a really
long couple days for me.
Cool.
- All right?
- Yeah.
- Johan.
- My relationship with Johan
was really significant,
but I just treat people
like sh--.
And he let me.
So our relationship ended.
Good for him
thanks, Jenna.
I don't know,
I just think it's bizarre.
[ laughs ]
- Yeah.
- Who is?
- Oh.
- Whoops.
Put the guns away.
- Sorry, am I interrupting?
- No.
- You guys having a moment?
- No, hardly.
- No.
- We're talking about
other people's moments.
- Big shift in the wind, eh?
- Looking good.
- All crew, all crew,
it's go for sailing.
We'll get going as
quick as possible.
- Copy.
- Perfect timing
just when Adam starts prepping.
- Anchor's secure.
[ clattering ]
- Hi.
- Hi are you done in here?
- Yep.
- Mm.
- Oh, my God!
- And I'm like, dude.
With guys, like, I'm always
just, like, the bro.
[ laughs ]
- Woo.
- I'm just like
I feel like so played.
- Courteous of him to wait
until the end of the break.
[ laughter ]
- Whatever.
- What?
- What?
- No way.
Are you kidding me?
- You and Georgia
dated the same guy?
- Yes.
- In yachting?
- Who?
- Like about half an hour?
- Byron, Byron, wanna
start setting sails?
- Yeah, Glenn, I'll be there
in two minutes.
- Yeah, gotta set sails outside.
- All right.
- Yeah, sure.
- Up on deck, have a look
at the main as it goes up.
Okay, going up.
[ sail hydraulics humming ]
- You're good, Glenn.
- Good? Excellent.
Can you come a little bit
to starboard?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Now we're just sailing,
engine is off.
- It's amazing.
It's amazing.
- That is one hell
of a big sail.
- I don't wanna eat this.
It just smells
like marshmallows.
- Isn't it just nougat?
- You wanna taste it?
- Before or after you've
chewed it and spat it out?
- Sh--.
- Is it sh--?
- My standards are low,
and that's sh--.
- Your standards are low,
that's true.
- Yeah, I know, Johan, right?
Watch yourself we have
the same standards, honey.
- I take offense to that.
[ laughs ]
Don't laugh.
- Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- You seem all riled up.
- Just because I'm on a
charter boat doesn't mean
I have to take sh--
all the ----ing time.
- You two joking around
about the boy you dated
makes me wanna throw up.
Food's for sharing,
not my significant other.
- Make it naked. Ah!
- I think it would be nice
to balance a couple
of seashells off of
my nipples sometime.
I would be getting naked
if I could.
[ laughs ]
- Do you think it's funny
that I'm still breastfed
by my mother?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- All right, well
you, then.
- Pardon?
- I really don't like the
attitude in front of the guests.
- Now I'm really starting
to get annoyed.
- Have a look, bro.
- That's where I draw the line.
Parker, let's have a chat.
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