Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e10 Episode Script
Epic Babysitters
Let's see I think today I'll have a number 2 combo and .
And my son will take the free kid meal.
Yummy.
And my son will take the free kid meal.
Yummy.
Quesadilla make baby Richie go num-num.
We gave it a shot.
I told you to wear the mustache, dad.
Dude, the radio contest starts in one minute.
You ready to win some concert tickets.
Why do you think we'll win? They're just dialing a random number.
Because I entered us 25 times.
Whoa! I just brought this one from home.
You have a pay phone in your house? That's how gammy pays for her scratchers.
Come on, ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Oh, hello.
What? Are you serious? I can't wait! Bucket, they want me to participate in a survey! Skinner, focus.
We're trying to win tickets to a concert.
You're right.
We can't miss out on seeing one of the most important musical groups of our time Sensitive artists who are literally changing the world through their craft.
I know, no one is better than stinkbutt.
Hey, what's with all the phones? Trying to win stinkbutt tickets.
Guys, relax.
It's just a concert.
You're getting this worked up over a silly radio contest, really? Hello.
I won? Shut up! I won! I won! Why am I shaking you? I don't know.
Woo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oo-hoo! Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah! Woo-hoo! Who can blame her? Nothing better than participating in a survey.
I wake up, get in motion get me to the ocean, here we go it's all about the sunshine and the kind grind all the girls that walk by, hello you know that when the storm rolls in that's when big waves really begin no worries, bro.
Here we go again hey! Hey! Life is just a barrel, and the summer never ends here we go again hey! Hey! You know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends ohh-oh-ohh here we go again We've got to find a way into that concert.
Yeah, we do.
I heard they're even gonna play the song that ignited my passion for animal rights.
"Corky the burping squirrel"? It's like that squirrel burped right into my heart.
You guys talking about "corky the burping squirrel"? I love that song.
and corky caught in that tree call it freedom and then he burped Yeah.
I can't believe you get to go to that concert.
You mean, you can't believe we get to go.
I have two extra tickets.
You do realize what this calls for.
The flying guatemalan chest bump! Via Guatemala! Olé! I keep telling you that's not a thing.
Dude, we're going to stinkbutt! Yeah, I just have a teensie favor.
Anything.
What are friends for? I need you babysit Piper Saturday.
Sorry I'm busy.
And I really don't want to.
Come on.
My parents grounded her and need someone to watch her.
I do it, but my school charity group is building a jungle gym for the give back program.
If you guys babysit Piper, I'll be able to get it done on time and then we can get our stinkbutt on.
We're so in! Deal! Just do me a favor.
You're babysitting my sister, so make sure you come prepared.
First aid kits, bandages, emergency phone numbers Kel, don't worry.
Piper's gonna be perfectly safe.
That stuff's for you.
Aloe, in! Aloe, what are you doing here? Principle's orders.
I took my shirt off in health class to prove to everyone I have less body fat than the cpr dummy.
Aloe, for the win! Got sent to the principle's office.
He called me self-absorbed.
What else did he say? I don't know.
I saw my reflection and got distracted.
Then the dude said I had to start thinking more about others.
Sent me here to get involved in something called char-I-ty.
Charity, it's when you help people less fortunate than yourself.
But everyone is less fortunate than me.
I have this hair and a guy who does nothing but retrieve my insanely expensive watch when I miss place it.
What were we talking about? Aloe, the give back program is expecting us to have this jungle gym put together by this afternoon, so it might be best if you just stay out of the way.
As long as I have to be here, maybe I can help? No offense, but this is gonna require some manual labor.
What are you saying? I can't handle hard work? Are you calling Aloe unmanly? I'm just saying I wish we had a time machine, so we can go into the future and you can watch future Kelly apologize to future Aloe.
You see yourself saying, "oh, Aloe, you really are manly.
"And why have I aged so much while your skin remains soft and youthful?" Okay and then, we'd realized that they're two aloes standing next to each other.
It'd be too much beauty for the human brain to comprehend.
Aloe people's heads would start to explode leaving only a planet with two manly aloes and two steeds for them to ride upon.
Aloe! Enough.
Just grab a hammer and get to work.
You're manly.
She got that right.
Now, give me 30 minutes.
I have a manicure.
Out! Piper, it's Bucket and Skinner! Uh, Kelly gave us the key.
Oh, dude, let's get a picture of us with our concert tickets.
Four hours until stinkbutt.
I'm honoring the most important voices of our generation and their dedication to world peace the only way I know.
How's that? By wearing my plastic butt! It's gonna be a special evening.
Where is she? Piper, get down here! Kelly said she might try scaring us.
Yeah, I'd like to see her try.
My butt! It's broken! Ahh, man, I was gonna give this to my grandchildren.
Sorry, blue eyes.
Come in and make yourself at home.
I'll see you boys when I get back.
Where do you think you're going? To the pier.
My favorite tv characters, Brenda banker, the doll who loves finance, and her hilarious sidekick Tommy trustfund, are making a rare live appearance.
Piper, you're not going anywhere.
Your parents grounded you.
Skinner and I are in charge here.
Of course you are, because you're big boys.
Just the type.
I need to get there early this year so there isn't another incident.
When I get up there, I'm gonna tell her, "I think your songs are beautiful and sweet.
" What about you, Ron? I'm gonna forgive her for not coming to my birthday.
Sorry, kids.
Brenda is feeling ill so no more autographs.
Just one more? Sorry, no can do.
I understand.
I'm gonna tear you into tiny pieces! So if you'll excuse me, I have to go make things right with my idols.
Sorry, Piper, it's not gonna happen.
You're touching my arm.
Bucket, I'm going to give you one chance to back down.
Or maybe you want to see what happens to babysitters who mess with me.
What's that? My babysitter wall of shame.
20 babysitters have tried to go up against me.
All have failed.
After I break them, I take their picture.
It's like a trophy for me.
You really want to be number 21? I don't know who you think you're dealing with, but we cannot be broken.
Skinner, I beg you.
Leave now.
Leave now, or I can't protect you.
We're not going anywhere.
Look, we can either do it the hard way, or we can make the best of it.
Who knows, maybe we can even have a little fun along the way? I thinyou're getting through to her.
You, work faster.
You, put your legs into it.
Aloe, what are you doing? I'm showing you I never shy away from hard work.
Laborer, lift this smoothie to my lips.
You have got a lot to learn about char-I-ty.
Aloe, you can't just order everyone around.
It's not how this works.
Fine.
Let's just finish this thing already.
I hereby dub you Aloe worthy.
Would you look at this mess? I know, socks with saddle, total wardrobe disaster.
That's it.
I've saved people from tornados, fought off jungle rebels to protect a village's crops.
But this is where I draw the line.
I'm out of here.
Wait, guys, please! Don't leave me alone with him! Aloe, look what you did.
My club is supposed to present this jungle gym to the charity in four hours.
The press is going to be covering this.
What are we going to do? Kells, you're forgetting about our secret weapon.
Aloe.
Aloe! Thought I had you that time, Reggie.
It's become a game for him.
Wow, you really gave Piper an ear full.
None one tapes Skinner to the wall.
She did.
I know, I was Anyway, we quieted her down.
I think a little authority is gonna be really good for her.
I don't know.
When you took away her phone and turned off her tv, I looked into her eyes.
What I saw wasn't human.
Dude, she's just a little girl.
Just a little girl? Look at that wall of shame.
Check out number 6.
That's our former mayor.
Skinner, we're the ones in control here.
Now, just give Piper her snack.
I'm proud of you, Piper.
You could've been a real brat about this whole Brenda banker thing, but you got over it.
What say I relax the reins a bit, and we all play a fun board game? Come on, don't be a gloomy Gus.
You went up against a stronger opponent and you lost.
No shame in that.
I'll think you'll find Skinner? I never saw her coming.
Skinner, where's your concert ticket? Where's yours? Piper's gone and she's taken our tickets? Stinkbutt! Let me get you down.
Stay away! I may be "bobby" trapped.
I think it's pronounced never mind.
Why do you think you're Bobby trapped.
I'm hanging upside-down, Bucket.
Try and keep up.
I'm untying you.
Bucket, what are you doing? This is no time for a nap.
What happened? Piper escaped and stole our concert tickets.
And even worse, she lied about me being Bobby trapped.
I'm tired of playing the fool! She also tapped a DVD to back of your head.
Ow! "Play me.
" Gentlemen, if you're watching this, you have successfully figured out how to operate a DVD player.
I'm shocked but pleasantly surprised.
Aw, she complimented us.
I'm giving you one final chance.
Submit and take a picture for my wall of shame and your tickets will be returned.
Refuse and I will lead you on a journey through the darkest day you'll ever face.
I'm never going on that wall.
Dude, we need to get back our tickets.
Oh, we'll get out tickets back but not by giving in.
Piper thinks she can break us, no chance.
I'm assuming Bucket just said something stupid like, "I'm Bucket, piper can never break us.
" Dude, she has got you down.
Fine.
You want your tickets? Your first clue is couched in a riddle.
It will cushion the blow.
Still watching this? Seriously? Couch? Cushion? Couch cushion, morons! Oh, dude, we need to destroy the couch.
Where is it? Where is it? Oh! Oh.
Oh, it was under the cushion.
Oops.
A tiny surfboard.
What can it mean? The tickets must be at the surf shop.
Wait, let's just think about this rationally.
Surfboard.
Surfing.
Wave.
Wave rhymes with Dave.
I know a guy, Dave, who has red hair.
Red hair.
Fire.
Fire is hot.
I saw a hot girl yesterday at the surf shop.
You're right, let's go! Riddles are fun.
Kells, wouldn't it just be easier to treat these needy kids to a Sushi brunch and a free eyebrow wax and call it a day? We're giving them a jungle gym.
And it would've been done already if you hadn't made everyone quit.
Aloe, what have you've done? This is a complete mess.
You ruined my jungle gym! Sure, always blame the pretty blonde.
This is all your fault! The problem isn't me, it's the lack of leadership.
I should be in charge, not you.
Let's settle this.
Rock, paper, scissors? Aloe plays biceps, skinny jeans, hairbrush.
Bicep crushes hairbrush.
Skinny jeans cover bicep The news crew is here to do a story on the charity.
Oh, no.
This is bad.
This is very bad! Kelly, if I can make a suggestion.
You're not taking off your shirt.
It's not what I was going to say.
Okay.
Yeah, it was.
Uh, hello.
Three Pieces? Do you see the stinkbutt tickets? No.
Do you see Piper? No.
Do you think we should go in? I'm going to say yes.
But only because that was two no's in a row, and I feel like we're getting too negative.
Oh, Piper's laptop.
"Surrender, Bucket, "or continue your painful journey into the pit of darkness.
" Looks safe to me, let's open the laptop.
Dude, stop.
It could be a trap.
Just to be safe, grab a helmet.
Piper needs to learn that she's not dealing with a couple of idiots here.
All right.
Okay, so far so good.
If I find out that Piper's behind this, I'm going to be very upset.
Aww! Having a bad day? You guys are looking kind of blue.
Ha.
You only half got us, Piper.
See? The hair is all good.
Who was smart enough to wear helmets? These guys.
Aah, man.
Not cool.
Guys, get it through your heads, you cannot win.
I see everything.
Just admit defeat and this can all stop.
Never! Dude, maybe we should just give in and take the picture.
I'm not sure we can beat Piper.
Skinner, for years that little she-devil has out smarted me, embarrassed me, tortured me.
Yeah.
We've had some great times together.
But today, this is where we draw the line and say, "no more.
" You with me? Absolutely, dude.
She's not outsmarting us this time.
Ooh.
A rope.
What a great cause.
A new jungle gym built under the leadership of Names aren't necessary.
Well, maybe we can take a look.
Sorry.
We're still fine tuning.
You'll just have to wait until the actual ceremony.
Come on, kel, we crushed it.
Let's give the world a sneak peak.
We can show them later.
And you are? Oh, you're serious.
I'm Aloe.
Feast your eyes on this! Oh, my.
Kelly and Aloe, building a better tomorrow together.
Fact! Dude, we got to hurry.
The Brenda banker appearance is starting any minute.
This plan is genius.
Tell me again why we have to change into these things on the beach.
Because Piper's spying on us.
Behind these rocks is the one place we know she can't see us.
So you got the plan down? We walk around the pier as Piper's favorite characters, then she comes to get her autograph, and boom We grab her and get back our tickets! Right.
Okay, let's go get out dignity back.
We already have, my friend.
We already have.
Fools.
And mother wondered why I wanted a fake rock for my birthday.
How am I gonna explain this monstrosity? Yoo-hoo! Oh, great.
Here's the lady from the charity.
She's expecting a jungle gym, and all we have is a pile of junk.
You know what? I'm not going down for this, Aloe.
Kelly.
Ma'am, before you say anything, I had nothing to do with this.
Absolutely nothing.
This entire thing is all Aloe.
Oh.
Then you're the one to thank.
For the work of art.
Several people saw this sculpture on the news and called in with offers.
Your art work has brought in $20,000 for our charity.
You have no idea how much good will come of this.
Kids, go hug the person responsible.
Aloe is all about the children.
You guys washed your hands, right? Come on, girls.
And Ron.
Brenda banker and Tommy trustfund are almost ready to sign autographs.
But first, who likes piñata? Hit them hard to get your candy.
Brenda! What is happening? Nice try, Bucket.
You thought I couldn't see you dopes getting into these costumes at the beach.
I'm Piper peckinpaugh, I see everything.
Not now, guys.
I'm gloating here.
Wait.
How are you standing here.
You're Let me do the math for you, Piper.
We're not in those suits.
Uh, bam.
Okay.
Okay.
That's enough.
You know, just cause we're blue, doesn't mean we don't have feelings.
I don't understand.
I saw you get in the suits.
We knew you'd be watching.
We laid the perfect trap.
So you boneheads tricked me? I just turned my real childhood heroes into piñatas.
All right.
You're officially banned from all Brenda banker events.
Take her picture, Morris.
Wait! Let me get these out of the way so you can see her face.
Can you shoot me a copy of that picture? I'm thinking about start up my own wall of shame.
All right.
Bucket, enjoy this victory.
It's the only one you'll ever get.
And Skinner, I'll forgive you but not today.
We're going to stinkbutt! Don't you want to know why we're blue? You guys babysat Piper.
I'm surprised you're here at all.
How good are these seats? I can't believe we're here.
Nice one, dude.
You said we could beat Piper and we did.
Only because you stuck by me.
Uh, here.
A brand new plastic butt.
I got one for me, too.
We earned these.
Today was a big day.
We won.
To victory! To victory! Guys, put your butts away.
You're embarrassing yourselves.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stinkbutt! Stinkbutt! Yeah!
And my son will take the free kid meal.
Yummy.
And my son will take the free kid meal.
Yummy.
Quesadilla make baby Richie go num-num.
We gave it a shot.
I told you to wear the mustache, dad.
Dude, the radio contest starts in one minute.
You ready to win some concert tickets.
Why do you think we'll win? They're just dialing a random number.
Because I entered us 25 times.
Whoa! I just brought this one from home.
You have a pay phone in your house? That's how gammy pays for her scratchers.
Come on, ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Oh, hello.
What? Are you serious? I can't wait! Bucket, they want me to participate in a survey! Skinner, focus.
We're trying to win tickets to a concert.
You're right.
We can't miss out on seeing one of the most important musical groups of our time Sensitive artists who are literally changing the world through their craft.
I know, no one is better than stinkbutt.
Hey, what's with all the phones? Trying to win stinkbutt tickets.
Guys, relax.
It's just a concert.
You're getting this worked up over a silly radio contest, really? Hello.
I won? Shut up! I won! I won! Why am I shaking you? I don't know.
Woo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oo-hoo! Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah! Woo-hoo! Who can blame her? Nothing better than participating in a survey.
I wake up, get in motion get me to the ocean, here we go it's all about the sunshine and the kind grind all the girls that walk by, hello you know that when the storm rolls in that's when big waves really begin no worries, bro.
Here we go again hey! Hey! Life is just a barrel, and the summer never ends here we go again hey! Hey! You know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends ohh-oh-ohh here we go again We've got to find a way into that concert.
Yeah, we do.
I heard they're even gonna play the song that ignited my passion for animal rights.
"Corky the burping squirrel"? It's like that squirrel burped right into my heart.
You guys talking about "corky the burping squirrel"? I love that song.
and corky caught in that tree call it freedom and then he burped Yeah.
I can't believe you get to go to that concert.
You mean, you can't believe we get to go.
I have two extra tickets.
You do realize what this calls for.
The flying guatemalan chest bump! Via Guatemala! Olé! I keep telling you that's not a thing.
Dude, we're going to stinkbutt! Yeah, I just have a teensie favor.
Anything.
What are friends for? I need you babysit Piper Saturday.
Sorry I'm busy.
And I really don't want to.
Come on.
My parents grounded her and need someone to watch her.
I do it, but my school charity group is building a jungle gym for the give back program.
If you guys babysit Piper, I'll be able to get it done on time and then we can get our stinkbutt on.
We're so in! Deal! Just do me a favor.
You're babysitting my sister, so make sure you come prepared.
First aid kits, bandages, emergency phone numbers Kel, don't worry.
Piper's gonna be perfectly safe.
That stuff's for you.
Aloe, in! Aloe, what are you doing here? Principle's orders.
I took my shirt off in health class to prove to everyone I have less body fat than the cpr dummy.
Aloe, for the win! Got sent to the principle's office.
He called me self-absorbed.
What else did he say? I don't know.
I saw my reflection and got distracted.
Then the dude said I had to start thinking more about others.
Sent me here to get involved in something called char-I-ty.
Charity, it's when you help people less fortunate than yourself.
But everyone is less fortunate than me.
I have this hair and a guy who does nothing but retrieve my insanely expensive watch when I miss place it.
What were we talking about? Aloe, the give back program is expecting us to have this jungle gym put together by this afternoon, so it might be best if you just stay out of the way.
As long as I have to be here, maybe I can help? No offense, but this is gonna require some manual labor.
What are you saying? I can't handle hard work? Are you calling Aloe unmanly? I'm just saying I wish we had a time machine, so we can go into the future and you can watch future Kelly apologize to future Aloe.
You see yourself saying, "oh, Aloe, you really are manly.
"And why have I aged so much while your skin remains soft and youthful?" Okay and then, we'd realized that they're two aloes standing next to each other.
It'd be too much beauty for the human brain to comprehend.
Aloe people's heads would start to explode leaving only a planet with two manly aloes and two steeds for them to ride upon.
Aloe! Enough.
Just grab a hammer and get to work.
You're manly.
She got that right.
Now, give me 30 minutes.
I have a manicure.
Out! Piper, it's Bucket and Skinner! Uh, Kelly gave us the key.
Oh, dude, let's get a picture of us with our concert tickets.
Four hours until stinkbutt.
I'm honoring the most important voices of our generation and their dedication to world peace the only way I know.
How's that? By wearing my plastic butt! It's gonna be a special evening.
Where is she? Piper, get down here! Kelly said she might try scaring us.
Yeah, I'd like to see her try.
My butt! It's broken! Ahh, man, I was gonna give this to my grandchildren.
Sorry, blue eyes.
Come in and make yourself at home.
I'll see you boys when I get back.
Where do you think you're going? To the pier.
My favorite tv characters, Brenda banker, the doll who loves finance, and her hilarious sidekick Tommy trustfund, are making a rare live appearance.
Piper, you're not going anywhere.
Your parents grounded you.
Skinner and I are in charge here.
Of course you are, because you're big boys.
Just the type.
I need to get there early this year so there isn't another incident.
When I get up there, I'm gonna tell her, "I think your songs are beautiful and sweet.
" What about you, Ron? I'm gonna forgive her for not coming to my birthday.
Sorry, kids.
Brenda is feeling ill so no more autographs.
Just one more? Sorry, no can do.
I understand.
I'm gonna tear you into tiny pieces! So if you'll excuse me, I have to go make things right with my idols.
Sorry, Piper, it's not gonna happen.
You're touching my arm.
Bucket, I'm going to give you one chance to back down.
Or maybe you want to see what happens to babysitters who mess with me.
What's that? My babysitter wall of shame.
20 babysitters have tried to go up against me.
All have failed.
After I break them, I take their picture.
It's like a trophy for me.
You really want to be number 21? I don't know who you think you're dealing with, but we cannot be broken.
Skinner, I beg you.
Leave now.
Leave now, or I can't protect you.
We're not going anywhere.
Look, we can either do it the hard way, or we can make the best of it.
Who knows, maybe we can even have a little fun along the way? I thinyou're getting through to her.
You, work faster.
You, put your legs into it.
Aloe, what are you doing? I'm showing you I never shy away from hard work.
Laborer, lift this smoothie to my lips.
You have got a lot to learn about char-I-ty.
Aloe, you can't just order everyone around.
It's not how this works.
Fine.
Let's just finish this thing already.
I hereby dub you Aloe worthy.
Would you look at this mess? I know, socks with saddle, total wardrobe disaster.
That's it.
I've saved people from tornados, fought off jungle rebels to protect a village's crops.
But this is where I draw the line.
I'm out of here.
Wait, guys, please! Don't leave me alone with him! Aloe, look what you did.
My club is supposed to present this jungle gym to the charity in four hours.
The press is going to be covering this.
What are we going to do? Kells, you're forgetting about our secret weapon.
Aloe.
Aloe! Thought I had you that time, Reggie.
It's become a game for him.
Wow, you really gave Piper an ear full.
None one tapes Skinner to the wall.
She did.
I know, I was Anyway, we quieted her down.
I think a little authority is gonna be really good for her.
I don't know.
When you took away her phone and turned off her tv, I looked into her eyes.
What I saw wasn't human.
Dude, she's just a little girl.
Just a little girl? Look at that wall of shame.
Check out number 6.
That's our former mayor.
Skinner, we're the ones in control here.
Now, just give Piper her snack.
I'm proud of you, Piper.
You could've been a real brat about this whole Brenda banker thing, but you got over it.
What say I relax the reins a bit, and we all play a fun board game? Come on, don't be a gloomy Gus.
You went up against a stronger opponent and you lost.
No shame in that.
I'll think you'll find Skinner? I never saw her coming.
Skinner, where's your concert ticket? Where's yours? Piper's gone and she's taken our tickets? Stinkbutt! Let me get you down.
Stay away! I may be "bobby" trapped.
I think it's pronounced never mind.
Why do you think you're Bobby trapped.
I'm hanging upside-down, Bucket.
Try and keep up.
I'm untying you.
Bucket, what are you doing? This is no time for a nap.
What happened? Piper escaped and stole our concert tickets.
And even worse, she lied about me being Bobby trapped.
I'm tired of playing the fool! She also tapped a DVD to back of your head.
Ow! "Play me.
" Gentlemen, if you're watching this, you have successfully figured out how to operate a DVD player.
I'm shocked but pleasantly surprised.
Aw, she complimented us.
I'm giving you one final chance.
Submit and take a picture for my wall of shame and your tickets will be returned.
Refuse and I will lead you on a journey through the darkest day you'll ever face.
I'm never going on that wall.
Dude, we need to get back our tickets.
Oh, we'll get out tickets back but not by giving in.
Piper thinks she can break us, no chance.
I'm assuming Bucket just said something stupid like, "I'm Bucket, piper can never break us.
" Dude, she has got you down.
Fine.
You want your tickets? Your first clue is couched in a riddle.
It will cushion the blow.
Still watching this? Seriously? Couch? Cushion? Couch cushion, morons! Oh, dude, we need to destroy the couch.
Where is it? Where is it? Oh! Oh.
Oh, it was under the cushion.
Oops.
A tiny surfboard.
What can it mean? The tickets must be at the surf shop.
Wait, let's just think about this rationally.
Surfboard.
Surfing.
Wave.
Wave rhymes with Dave.
I know a guy, Dave, who has red hair.
Red hair.
Fire.
Fire is hot.
I saw a hot girl yesterday at the surf shop.
You're right, let's go! Riddles are fun.
Kells, wouldn't it just be easier to treat these needy kids to a Sushi brunch and a free eyebrow wax and call it a day? We're giving them a jungle gym.
And it would've been done already if you hadn't made everyone quit.
Aloe, what have you've done? This is a complete mess.
You ruined my jungle gym! Sure, always blame the pretty blonde.
This is all your fault! The problem isn't me, it's the lack of leadership.
I should be in charge, not you.
Let's settle this.
Rock, paper, scissors? Aloe plays biceps, skinny jeans, hairbrush.
Bicep crushes hairbrush.
Skinny jeans cover bicep The news crew is here to do a story on the charity.
Oh, no.
This is bad.
This is very bad! Kelly, if I can make a suggestion.
You're not taking off your shirt.
It's not what I was going to say.
Okay.
Yeah, it was.
Uh, hello.
Three Pieces? Do you see the stinkbutt tickets? No.
Do you see Piper? No.
Do you think we should go in? I'm going to say yes.
But only because that was two no's in a row, and I feel like we're getting too negative.
Oh, Piper's laptop.
"Surrender, Bucket, "or continue your painful journey into the pit of darkness.
" Looks safe to me, let's open the laptop.
Dude, stop.
It could be a trap.
Just to be safe, grab a helmet.
Piper needs to learn that she's not dealing with a couple of idiots here.
All right.
Okay, so far so good.
If I find out that Piper's behind this, I'm going to be very upset.
Aww! Having a bad day? You guys are looking kind of blue.
Ha.
You only half got us, Piper.
See? The hair is all good.
Who was smart enough to wear helmets? These guys.
Aah, man.
Not cool.
Guys, get it through your heads, you cannot win.
I see everything.
Just admit defeat and this can all stop.
Never! Dude, maybe we should just give in and take the picture.
I'm not sure we can beat Piper.
Skinner, for years that little she-devil has out smarted me, embarrassed me, tortured me.
Yeah.
We've had some great times together.
But today, this is where we draw the line and say, "no more.
" You with me? Absolutely, dude.
She's not outsmarting us this time.
Ooh.
A rope.
What a great cause.
A new jungle gym built under the leadership of Names aren't necessary.
Well, maybe we can take a look.
Sorry.
We're still fine tuning.
You'll just have to wait until the actual ceremony.
Come on, kel, we crushed it.
Let's give the world a sneak peak.
We can show them later.
And you are? Oh, you're serious.
I'm Aloe.
Feast your eyes on this! Oh, my.
Kelly and Aloe, building a better tomorrow together.
Fact! Dude, we got to hurry.
The Brenda banker appearance is starting any minute.
This plan is genius.
Tell me again why we have to change into these things on the beach.
Because Piper's spying on us.
Behind these rocks is the one place we know she can't see us.
So you got the plan down? We walk around the pier as Piper's favorite characters, then she comes to get her autograph, and boom We grab her and get back our tickets! Right.
Okay, let's go get out dignity back.
We already have, my friend.
We already have.
Fools.
And mother wondered why I wanted a fake rock for my birthday.
How am I gonna explain this monstrosity? Yoo-hoo! Oh, great.
Here's the lady from the charity.
She's expecting a jungle gym, and all we have is a pile of junk.
You know what? I'm not going down for this, Aloe.
Kelly.
Ma'am, before you say anything, I had nothing to do with this.
Absolutely nothing.
This entire thing is all Aloe.
Oh.
Then you're the one to thank.
For the work of art.
Several people saw this sculpture on the news and called in with offers.
Your art work has brought in $20,000 for our charity.
You have no idea how much good will come of this.
Kids, go hug the person responsible.
Aloe is all about the children.
You guys washed your hands, right? Come on, girls.
And Ron.
Brenda banker and Tommy trustfund are almost ready to sign autographs.
But first, who likes piñata? Hit them hard to get your candy.
Brenda! What is happening? Nice try, Bucket.
You thought I couldn't see you dopes getting into these costumes at the beach.
I'm Piper peckinpaugh, I see everything.
Not now, guys.
I'm gloating here.
Wait.
How are you standing here.
You're Let me do the math for you, Piper.
We're not in those suits.
Uh, bam.
Okay.
Okay.
That's enough.
You know, just cause we're blue, doesn't mean we don't have feelings.
I don't understand.
I saw you get in the suits.
We knew you'd be watching.
We laid the perfect trap.
So you boneheads tricked me? I just turned my real childhood heroes into piñatas.
All right.
You're officially banned from all Brenda banker events.
Take her picture, Morris.
Wait! Let me get these out of the way so you can see her face.
Can you shoot me a copy of that picture? I'm thinking about start up my own wall of shame.
All right.
Bucket, enjoy this victory.
It's the only one you'll ever get.
And Skinner, I'll forgive you but not today.
We're going to stinkbutt! Don't you want to know why we're blue? You guys babysat Piper.
I'm surprised you're here at all.
How good are these seats? I can't believe we're here.
Nice one, dude.
You said we could beat Piper and we did.
Only because you stuck by me.
Uh, here.
A brand new plastic butt.
I got one for me, too.
We earned these.
Today was a big day.
We won.
To victory! To victory! Guys, put your butts away.
You're embarrassing yourselves.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stinkbutt! Stinkbutt! Yeah!