Combatants Will Be Dispatched! (2021) s01e10 Episode Script

Kisaragi Leaders Will Be Livestreamed!

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The world will be ours soon.
We managed to survive the heroes'
big counterattack, but
Hooray!
"Kisaragi Corporation
Employee Appreciation Party"
Aren't we taking it a bit too easy?
After surviving that battle, I can
understand if they want to relax.
This single night is their reward.
I know that, but
While we're relaxing,
Six and his crew are working hard!
You're always so worried about everything.
Relax.
If we leaders are working hard,
our employees can't relax, right?
Fine This is just for tonight, okay?
Sure. You have some fun, too!
Hey!
Take that off and let's swim!
Let's start with a 1,000-meter race!
It's just us girls! Why so embarrassed?
Want to go naked, then?
Stop being ridiculous!
You earned evil points!
"Episode 10:
'Kisaragi Leaders Will Be Livestreamed!'"
I'm back.
I left the mutant mummy woman on
the altar. She'll be back in the morning.
Thanks.
We'll leave for the Toris ruins
once she comes back to life.
Be ready.
Yeah.
First thing I've gotta do
is bitch at Astaroth.
Do something bad again, meow?
She's the one who did
something bad, Tiger Man.
She banned me going
into negative evil points,
and I almost died in the desert.
Oh, Six, that was
You've got mail!
It's from Lilith.
"Important! To all Kisaragi Employees.
We're putting on a special
live event. Don't miss it,"
it says.
Lilith is up to something dumb again, huh?
Is that Belial?
I'm amazed you can tell.
I was so close.
It's nice to take a swim
in a pool sometimes.
Right?
Hey, Six, you can't change
the camera angle from here.
Hey, I'm getting ready for the final
battle with the Demon Lord's army
tomorrow, and you guys are
screwing around in the pool at night?
"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"
"Belial of the Great Flame"
"Astaroth the Ice Queen"
"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"
"Belial of the Great Flame"
"Astaroth the Ice Queen"
They're having fun down there.
"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"
"Belial of the Great Flame"
"Astaroth the Ice Queen"
It's probably the yearly employee survey.
I don't know how they
don't get tired of that.
Right?
Whose stupid idea was it?
Oh, I think it was Six's.
Lilith?
Here, have another.
Thanks.
Mutant Praying Mantis Woman and Spider
Woman once took a weird liking to him.
They asked him who he wanted to work for.
It's always the weird ones
who take an interest in him.
That's right.
So he said, "You're both
so wonderful--I can't pick!"
He's always been really indecisive.
Yeah
And then he got the idea of
having everyone to do a survey
to see who was more popular.
They both got the same amount
of votes, so it was a tie.
But Spider Woman and Praying
Mantis Woman became friends,
and are a powerful pair now.
He may look like he's
not thinking of anything,
but it's possible he sees things
better than you think.
Really?
Does he think things through that much?
They're back on Earth having fun,
and I'm stuck here!
Damn it. Why do they get all the fun?
I get it.
I see what Lilith is planning.
She's gaining views, and then
If you want to see more,
follow and subscribe!
--If you want to see more,
follow and subscribe!
--Yeah, thought so.
--If you want to see more,
follow and subscribe!
--Seriously, Lilith?
--If you want to see more,
follow and subscribe!
--If you want to see more,
follow and subscribe!
--Shit! I have to subscribe!
--If you want to see more,
follow and subscribe!
There are tons of idiots like him.
Lilith is smart, meow!
Subscribe!
Is that supposed to be sexy?
If so, that's really annoying.
I'd prefer they showed Mutant
Zashiki Warashi instead, meow.
Hey, want to bet on
who's voted number one?
I'll pass.
I don't gamble.
I'll bet on myself, of course.
You're always last place every year.
Are you serious?
Oh, I think I'm sure to win
now that you said that.
Did you forget who I am?
Yes
Kisaragi's most brilliant scientist!
Lilith the Dark!
So she bought off the agents, you think?
Lilith blows her money all the time.
She wouldn't have the cash.
I think it's threats.
I can hear you!
But wouldn't it normally be you,
Belial? The agents like you.
You can see the current results
"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"
"Belial of the Great Flame"
That kind of makes me blush.
But you're always thinking about
what's best for the agents.
"Tardigrade Woman"
"Lilith the Dark"
But you're always thinking about
what's best for the agents.
I'm sure some people see that.
I give a lot of harsh orders
And I'm not interested in
the results of the survey.
I am!
They're trusting their
lives with us, right?
That survey's kind of a joke,
but I'm still curious if they trust us.
Well, it may be good for that reason.
Have another.
Thanks
You say that, but I know
you're curious who Six voted for.
Who's curious about who voted for who?
I'm not
Wow, that useless idiot Lilith is
actually doing a good job for once.
This stream is going out worldwide,
isn't it?
Even the leader of an evil organization
should obey some limits!
I can't wait to see what happens
to Lilith when they find out.
It's just us here.
You don't need to hide it.
That's right. We already know.
Say how you're really feeling!
Well, I'd be lying if I said
I didn't care who he voted for.
What do you want from me?
He's been an idiot ever since
his first interview here.
But he's always been so close to me
He's always been there for me.
He doesn't complain about his low salary.
I remember him complaining a lot
He goes on dangerous missions
without any backtalk
He was whining his heart out about
the one he's on now, right?
Yes! He was complaining and whining!
Sorry! I was ignoring that!
But who cares?
I've known him since we founded Kisaragi!
Of course I'm going to get attached!
Keep going! Keep going!
Just let it all out!
Wait, Astaroth!
If you want to say anything more,
say it in private with him!
What's gotten into you?
Don't interrupt us. This is the good part!
But I don't have time to spend with him!
We're so close to conquering the world!
And once that's over, we might be
laying off the combat agents--
Don't say that! You can't say that!
I am one of Kisaragi's highest-ranking
leaders, Astaroth the Ice Queen.
To save the jobs of 5 million
combat agents,
and for the sake of their futures
What is this?
You earned evil points!
"Mutant Zashiki Warashi"
"Stream Ended"
Lilith, do something about Astaroth!
You're a self-proclaimed genius, right?
That self-proclaimed part bugs me, but
Fine.
Astaroth had a breakdown
because Six heard her.
Which means we just need him
to say something nice to her.
Combat Agent Six, you heard that, right?
Now, speak to her!
Glance.
I recorded that broadcast
and I'll watch it every day.
--No!
--You earned evil points!
--No!
You idiot!
Now what? Now what do we do?
Wait! Calm down!
The survey! Look at who's winning!
That's right! She was just talking about
protecting their jobs and futures!
That's right!
The alcohol made her say embarrassing
things that she wouldn't normally ever--
--Stop it! Just stop it!
--You earned evil points!
--Stop it! Just stop it!
Don't be silly. Come on out of there.
Look, Astaroth.
I'm sure some of them heard what
you said and changed their votes!
I'm sure you're number one!
I don't want to be in first place
if it means being so embarrassed
Come on, let's go take a look!
"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"
"Lilith the Dark"
"Astaroth the Ice Queen"
"Belial of the Great Flame"
Lilith's in first place.
Hey, Lilith!
Don't get violent just because you lost.
You were really confident
when you placed that bet.
If you got first place,
that must mean you cheated
Making accusations without proof
will ruin the bond between us!
Sorry
Sorry about that, Six.
I mean, it's obvious
that Lilith cheated
Obvious Lilith didn't cheat!
Do you really think
you're fooling anybody?
Well, this puts an end to the long-running
battle between the three of us.
Come on, Belial, don't just stand there.
Go get number one--that is, me--a coke!
Hey
What is it?
There're more votes for Lilith
than we have combat agents
What?
You little
So, it was hacking after all, then?
I punished the perp.
Remove the fake votes for Lilith.
Well, I'm not sure I care about
who wins. But I'll take it.
Whenever this silly survey comes around,
I remember the days when we first met.
Well, every time we had that survey,
I'd try to help you out
Come on, I'll buy you lunch, okay?
"Discount Coupon"
"Discount Coupon"
Well? How about it?
"Discount Coupon"
I'll throw in another one
I did a lot of stuff that was shady
I never wanted to be number one,
but you said you weren't asking me
for permission. You didn't listen to me.
Was it a bother?
No, it kind of made me happy
I never thought I'd really
be number one, though.
Thanks.
No, I didn't do anything this time
And, um, it makes me happy
you're saying that, but
Is something wrong, Six?
"Flash Poll!! Who is your Ideal Boss?"
"Lilith the Dark"
"Astaroth the Ice Queen"
Lilith's back to first place.
Show some common decency.
Wait. This wasn't deliberate.
What?
I'm a genius, you see,
so I came up with a second plan!
But this one isn't cheating, okay?
You've gone over the number
of combat agents we have.
You're sure it's not cheating?
I hired more agents just for this!
Seven days off a week,
500,000 yen a month!
Instant hires with no interviews!
All you have to do is write
"Lilith the Dark" on your survey!
It was easy!
You know, I've been thinking
You're stupider than me
and Six, aren't you?
We're already looking at layoffs.
How are you going to pay them?
I just won't pay them!
We're an evil corporation!
We just won't pay!
Combat agents are completely replaceable.
We'd never pay them that much!
Hey, now.
You guys call yourselves evil,
but you're really softies at heart.
I like that about you, though.
Jeez
I guess I'll be nice and withdraw
from the running this time.
No, you can't talk your way
out of this one.
You can't try to leave
after all you've done.
Fine, fine.
Take it out of my pay this month!
It won't be enough!
What do you want me to do, then?
I'm just a normal pretty girl. I can't
beat girls with porn bodies like yours!
Hey.
I'm just a normal pretty girl.
I can't wear next-to-nothing
like you to get votes!
Hold it!
Right. It's my fault!
It's my fault! My fault!
What's wrong with
an evil leader being evil?
I earned evil points!
I earned evil points!
Lilith is number one, huh?
Did you vote for her?
Hell no. I'm no lolicon.
Yeah, hand out some Kisaragi gift cards
to the ones she hired.
She can go into debt to pay for it.
Say we screwed up
the job listing paperwork.
And delete the video on Nicotube.
Um
Well, the survey doesn't
really matter, but
I'll ask anyway.
What?
Knowing you, I probably don't need
to ask, but I guess I should check
I guess I want to hear it from you.
Um, who did you vote for, Six?
Me? Of course
Hero warning! Hero warning!
Multiple heroes are approaching the party!
All mutants and combat agents
to battle stations immediately!
I always get interrupted
at the most important times!
The timing is a little too good,
don't you think?
How did they find out we were doing
a top-secret party at this hotel?
Lilith, you streamed it
to the whole world.
Let's go punish those heroes
for interrupting our party!
We'll talk later.
What?
--Bye
--Bad news about the enemy
heroes, leaders!
--Bad news about the enemy
heroes, leaders!
We've sighted multiple
grasshopper-type heroes!
Well, don't wuss out!
Hey, Lilith!
You said you were going to
punish the heroes, right?
Combat Agent Six, when this fight is over,
I'll ask you who you voted for.
Astaroth, when you say stuff
like that, you usually die
Damn Why be scared
of grasshopper heroes?
My mutants are way stronger!
I'll make up for my mistake tonight
by beating up the heroes!
Don't forget those words.
Okay, men!
The appreciation party's over!
Instead, we'll beat the heroes
and have a victory party!
Things are rough there, too, huh?
You have new orders!
To all members of the planetary
invasion force watching this:
We are about to prove that Kisaragi
is the strongest force in the world.
So
Don't lose to the Demon
Lord's army, either, okay?
Astaroth?!
"Currently in combat.
Please communicate via email."
Astaroth?!
That was a very moving speech,
but if you don't want us to lose,
then give me an advance on my points!
I'm leaving for the fight tomorrow!
They're busy with the heroes!
Give up for the night.
If you're really stuck,
go ask Alice, meow!
Yeah. Leave it to me--
since I'm very smart.
I have a plan to deal with
the Demon Lord's army.
Seriously! Way to go, Alice, meow!
You really are smart!
I'm high-spec, after all.
We're getting an early start
tomorrow. Go to sleep.
Sure thing. Night!
"Next Time:
Episode 11:
'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry'"
"Next Time:
Episode 11:
'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry'"
I didn't think you actually have a plan.
"Next Time:
Episode 11:
'How to Make an Evil Leader Cry'"
Amazing, Alice, meow.
I'm the one who requested he not be
allowed to go into negative points.
If we let it happen, he'd never
be able to go back to Earth.
When we really need it, I'll request
the feature be enabled again,
and tell him he owes me big.
Umm
Um
I heard nothing!
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