Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s01e10 Episode Script
Tonsil
1
They wake up in underwear in space.
An alien shaped like a butt.
Buttman!
The woman was the alien's personal chef.
We were brought to be his food.
What will become of the human race?
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.1
ALIENS VS. SHINNOSUKE
Hima!
Red light, green light!
Don't move!
I can't tell you how much trouble it is
to cook humans.
"TONSIL"
Himawari!
You wombot!
Don't you care what happens to this child?
You'd better
You'd better
-Hey.
-Yes.
Hey, stop it, you're being
a naughty little girl!
Oh, no.
You need to explain everything
that's going on!
What's "buttman" for example?
Buttman Butt-flavored bean paste?
Oh, yuck!
It's not a bean paste!
So, what is it?
I won't tell you anything!
I'm a high-spec robot after all.
Why would I leak
confidential information to you?
Master Buttman, you see,
is a perfect life form!
A perfect life form?
What do you mean?
A perfect life form means
Are you doing a robot dance?
What's happening?
Is she broken?
Here we go.
What? Is she recharging herself?
So that's why she rested like this.
She was recharging.
Now is our chance.
You're kidding me.
Now, tell us what "buttman" is?
Okay, okay.
Master Buttman is at the top
of the food chain of the entire universe.
So, you're saying that it eats humans.
Not just humans, no.
On planet Echiizen,
He can eat all the Snow Crabians he want.
On planet Hachinohe,
He eats live Oval Squidians.
And in the fall, we went hunting
for Matsutake Mushroomians.
Across the universe,
on every planet, in every season,
we got to eat all there was to eat.
Everytime, I had to change
into the shells of various species
So much work.
Where we're standing is the room
that displays the species
that Master Buttman can eat.
Why did you choose us?
Because Master Buttman requested
to eat humans aged for 100 years.
Eyes shooting laser beams! How cool!
Oh! That's the shopping mall!
I went to the supermarket
to get some ingredients on Earth.
Fresh-caught, prime meat
A huge, plump rump roast
Mischievous children with vitality
if nothing else
The ultimate mutt
The supreme stinky feet
A pair of idiots of high purity
Just the right touch of decay
And the King of Bizarre Foods.
I had very carefully selected
the first-rate delicacies!
I don't like the way
you're talking about us.
And then I set the kitchen timer
for Master's mealtime,
Defrosted you at the perfect timing.
And then seasoned you.
Seasoned us?
What do you mean?
It's sweet! It tastes like caramel.
Mine tastes like garlic.
Mine is soy sauce.
Mine is curry!
I'm vanilla.
-What?
-What?
Oh, Ellen, what flavor are you?
I'm salty.
Combined, we would taste
like salted caramel.
You were all seasoned perfectly.
All I had left to do was to fatten you.
Is there a way to get back to Earth?
I'm a full-time chef. I just make meals
for Master Buttman.
I don't know about anything else.
Oh, yes! There is!
Just separate the cockpit from the ship!
Is the cockpit the one we saw?
Yes. It's also the evacuation pod.
So, just undock it from the mother ship.
Then, aren't we just going
to drift in outer space?
You must activate the detonator
on the main computer
and blow up the mother ship.
-What?
-What?
Use that as energy
and then you can warp back to Earth.
No way! What if it doesn't work?
If that's our only way back home,
we have to do it.
Where's the main computer room?
Look! It's getting away!
Gotcha! Your legs are ladles!
You're such a bad boy fooling around
with my all-purpose cooking mode!
If you don't want me to crush you
into scrap metal,
you'll take us
to the main computer room right now.
Okay, okay.
You want the main computer room.
It's pitch dark.
Hey. Stay outside and be on the lookout.
You trust us?
Yeah, I'm counting on you.
Let's go.
Go! Go!
Oh, the light's on!
Activate the detonator.
No way, I can't do that.
Okay. I will! I will do it for you.
Man, I wish I hadn't caught Earthlings!
Now we're going back home.
Yes, let's go home.
I'm going back home too!
Okay, then!
To Earth, Nohara family! Fire!
-Fire!
-Fire!
Fire!
THE NEXT EPISODE: "BUTTS"
They wake up in underwear in space.
An alien shaped like a butt.
Buttman!
The woman was the alien's personal chef.
We were brought to be his food.
What will become of the human race?
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.1
ALIENS VS. SHINNOSUKE
Hima!
Red light, green light!
Don't move!
I can't tell you how much trouble it is
to cook humans.
"TONSIL"
Himawari!
You wombot!
Don't you care what happens to this child?
You'd better
You'd better
-Hey.
-Yes.
Hey, stop it, you're being
a naughty little girl!
Oh, no.
You need to explain everything
that's going on!
What's "buttman" for example?
Buttman Butt-flavored bean paste?
Oh, yuck!
It's not a bean paste!
So, what is it?
I won't tell you anything!
I'm a high-spec robot after all.
Why would I leak
confidential information to you?
Master Buttman, you see,
is a perfect life form!
A perfect life form?
What do you mean?
A perfect life form means
Are you doing a robot dance?
What's happening?
Is she broken?
Here we go.
What? Is she recharging herself?
So that's why she rested like this.
She was recharging.
Now is our chance.
You're kidding me.
Now, tell us what "buttman" is?
Okay, okay.
Master Buttman is at the top
of the food chain of the entire universe.
So, you're saying that it eats humans.
Not just humans, no.
On planet Echiizen,
He can eat all the Snow Crabians he want.
On planet Hachinohe,
He eats live Oval Squidians.
And in the fall, we went hunting
for Matsutake Mushroomians.
Across the universe,
on every planet, in every season,
we got to eat all there was to eat.
Everytime, I had to change
into the shells of various species
So much work.
Where we're standing is the room
that displays the species
that Master Buttman can eat.
Why did you choose us?
Because Master Buttman requested
to eat humans aged for 100 years.
Eyes shooting laser beams! How cool!
Oh! That's the shopping mall!
I went to the supermarket
to get some ingredients on Earth.
Fresh-caught, prime meat
A huge, plump rump roast
Mischievous children with vitality
if nothing else
The ultimate mutt
The supreme stinky feet
A pair of idiots of high purity
Just the right touch of decay
And the King of Bizarre Foods.
I had very carefully selected
the first-rate delicacies!
I don't like the way
you're talking about us.
And then I set the kitchen timer
for Master's mealtime,
Defrosted you at the perfect timing.
And then seasoned you.
Seasoned us?
What do you mean?
It's sweet! It tastes like caramel.
Mine tastes like garlic.
Mine is soy sauce.
Mine is curry!
I'm vanilla.
-What?
-What?
Oh, Ellen, what flavor are you?
I'm salty.
Combined, we would taste
like salted caramel.
You were all seasoned perfectly.
All I had left to do was to fatten you.
Is there a way to get back to Earth?
I'm a full-time chef. I just make meals
for Master Buttman.
I don't know about anything else.
Oh, yes! There is!
Just separate the cockpit from the ship!
Is the cockpit the one we saw?
Yes. It's also the evacuation pod.
So, just undock it from the mother ship.
Then, aren't we just going
to drift in outer space?
You must activate the detonator
on the main computer
and blow up the mother ship.
-What?
-What?
Use that as energy
and then you can warp back to Earth.
No way! What if it doesn't work?
If that's our only way back home,
we have to do it.
Where's the main computer room?
Look! It's getting away!
Gotcha! Your legs are ladles!
You're such a bad boy fooling around
with my all-purpose cooking mode!
If you don't want me to crush you
into scrap metal,
you'll take us
to the main computer room right now.
Okay, okay.
You want the main computer room.
It's pitch dark.
Hey. Stay outside and be on the lookout.
You trust us?
Yeah, I'm counting on you.
Let's go.
Go! Go!
Oh, the light's on!
Activate the detonator.
No way, I can't do that.
Okay. I will! I will do it for you.
Man, I wish I hadn't caught Earthlings!
Now we're going back home.
Yes, let's go home.
I'm going back home too!
Okay, then!
To Earth, Nohara family! Fire!
-Fire!
-Fire!
Fire!
THE NEXT EPISODE: "BUTTS"