Dawn of the Croods (2015) s01e10 Episode Script

1 [buzzing.]
Bom-bom, bom-ba-dum [title music.]
Ma-ma-ma-bom-ba-dum Ba-da-dum [Eep.]
Back in the Croodaceous Era, everything we did was hard.
It was hard to eat.
It was hard to spend time with family.
[grunts.]
It was even hard to relax.
There was only one thing we did that was easy.
We called it "sleep," which is why, for cavemen like my dad, nothing was more annoying than not getting enough shut-eye.
[all snoring.]
[liyotes howling.]
[grunts.]
[howling continues.]
[groans.]
[growls.]
[shouts.]
[all groan.]
Hey, wha Why is the ground shaking? Is it mad at me? [gasps.]
I'm sorry, ground.
- I could do better! - Sh-sh-sh.
It's okay, Thunk.
No one is mad at you.
We're all mad at your father.
Grug, please stop keeping everyone up.
Hey, but it's not my fault.
It's [liyotes howls.]
[growls.]
[howling continues.]
[roars, bellows.]
Yeah, you'd better run! [howling.]
[roaring.]
[howling.]
[yelling.]
[howling continues.]
[yelling continues.]
[howling.]
[yelling.]
[howling.]
[Grug screams.]
Time to hunt and gather, Croods.
Let's show this day who's boss.
[all groaning.]
Take that, day.
[moans.]
It's so hard to wake up.
I need a shot of the strong stuff.
[grunts.]
Make it a double.
[groans.]
Bonk the neighbors for partying so loud last night.
Dumb liyotes.
[yelps.]
I'll get my revenge on them, and right before I do, I'll say something cool like "Fist punch faces now!" Huh? [gasps.]
That's brilliant.
Why has nobody thought of this before? Family, look! The liyotes have a way to fix their tiredness problems.
We can sleep during the day! [both gasp.]
Whoa! Ha-ha, funny guy.
What is this, late night at the Laughing Hyena Bug Hole? [crowd laughing.]
And what the deal with flying food? So hard to catch, so little food.
[crowd laughs.]
I'm serious.
Why can't we sleep now? Because people don't sleep when the sun's out.
Okay, okay, okay.
Then don't call it "sleep.
" Call it, um Thunk, which of our new words have we not used yet? Let's see, there's "kruk," "errrg," "scurmiggleflop," "nap.
" Ooh, "nap" isn't taken yet? Perfect.
- Yeah, let's take a nap.
- No, no naps, Grug.
It's weird.
Plus, you need to hunt today.
We are completely out of food.
First of all, Ugga, I promise I'll get to the hunt in plenty of time.
And second of all [snores.]
[grunts.]
No, I'm not gonna sleep.
Just gonna [yawns.]
blink for a really long ti [all snoring.]
I'd say Munk, Oog, Lob, Bork, and Grug.
Those are the five people you feel most superior to? [laughs.]
Me, too.
Oh! Snoot, look, our smelly friends, the Croods.
Sorry.
That was unfair.
Our smelly neighbors, the Croods.
- But what are they doing? - Let's see.
Lying down, eyes closed.
Middle of the day.
Mm-hmm, I see exactly what this is now.
- The Croods are dead! - Dead? How awful.
This is the kind of thing you hope never happens, or if you do, you don't expect it to come true.
Well, there's only one decent thing to do.
Take care of their bodies the way every good caveman deserves.
Yoo-hoo! Dinner time.
[screams.]
[snoring.]
[sniffing.]
Ugga, your breath smells like chewed-up girelephant meat.
Give me a kiss.
[screams.]
[all scream.]
[roaring.]
[all groaning.]
[roars.]
[Eep whimpers.]
[screams.]
[panting.]
[grunts.]
[screams.]
[growling.]
[screams.]
[grunting.]
Ow [screaming.]
[growling.]
What the We fell asleep in our cave.
How'd we get here? It was the nap, Grug.
I told you it was unnatural.
Now, thanks to you, we've unlocked its evil powers.
[both.]
Cool! Now, Ugga, aren't you overreacting? I mean, sure, we got a few scrapes, but now that we're rested, I can join the hunt just like I promised.
[Amber.]
Bring it in.
Hunt over for today.
[chuckles.]
Also, have I ever told you how pretty you are? [growls.]
I'll get food.
Don't maul me! Before hunters go, Snoot just share sad news.
Amber not sure how to say this, but the Croods am dead.
- The Croods "are" dead.
- Oh, right.
That how you say it.
No, not the Croods! I was Grug's only friend.
No, wait, he was my only friend.
Guys, over here.
Was sleeping on a bear.
It's a long you know, you, uh, think you could, uh, share some of today's catch? Uh Amber may be asking dumb question, but if Grug dead, how come he standing over there? Well, let's think.
First, he was dead, but now, he's back from the dead, which means he must be [gasps.]
undead.
[all gasp.]
So, what do you say? Can you spare me a couple of those chickunas? [all gasp.]
Monster! [Amber.]
Monster! Okay, how about just one chickuna? - Crood creature! - Man-beast! [panting.]
Hello? Where'd everybody go? Are you guys hiding from me? - The monster has me in his grip! - Monster? Where Ow! [panting.]
Monster, stay away.
Why do you keep saying that? - I'm not a monster.
- Ha! We saw you dead, laying with your eyes closed, during the day! What, that? Oh, no, no, no.
I was sleeping.
Yeah, it's called a "nap.
" Nice try, but a nap isn't a thing, so your story is just a bunch of - Meep, what's that word we made up? - "Gunderchuck.
" It's a bunch of gunderchuck, monster.
Hey, guys, where you going? [screams.]
The undead are everywhere! - We have to fix this right now.
- Fix what? This is great.
Grug, they think we're monsters.
Correction.
Monsters with free food.
[shouts.]
Well, it's official.
Naps are the best thing that ever happened to us.
- Am I right, kids? - [both.]
Right, Dad.
Grug, you're not thinking this through.
Yes, I am.
Thinking what through? How everyone believing we're undead will affect this family.
[Snoot.]
Help, help! I have so much free food and no way to carry it all.
Help! Hm, sounds like another chance to scare up some more grub.
[grunts.]
This is a bad idea, Grug.
Something's not right here.
Don't be scared, Ugga.
We're the monsters, remember? [laughs.]
Help! Quick, before the undead Croods find [gulps.]
me.
[growling.]
[roaring.]
[growling.]
[roaring.]
The beast is in the trap.
[grunts.]
Monster bonkers, now! Whoa! Okay.
[nervous chuckle.]
Sorry, guys.
No need for rocks.
Uh, we're not undead.
[laughing.]
That was all just a big misunderstanding, right? Right? [chuckling.]
Yeah, that's the truth.
- [chuckles.]
Yep.
- Totally.
Monster bonkers, attack! Okay, run for your lives! [all panting.]
[Grug.]
Go, go, go, go! [all scream.]
Okay, I admit it.
Naps are the worst idea in the history of everything, and I wish we never saw those stupid liyotes.
Liyotes? I think I have a plan to prove we're not undead.
[all grunt.]
[groans.]
Your plan, it needs work, Mom.
Ready! No! No, please! We were just sleeping.
Naps are real.
Look! [whimpers.]
Aim! [yawns.]
[snores.]
[all.]
Whoa So, you see what this means, right? Yes.
The touch of your cold, undead hand killed that liyote.
No, this means the Croods weren't lying.
It is possible to sleep during the day.
It so beautiful.
Sorry about the confusion.
Here's the food we took.
[burps.]
Most of it.
Thank you.
Amber glad Croods not dead.
[all.]
Aw! - What do you want? - Um, you scared me a lot.
I think that earns me something.
I liked you better as monsters! Croods, I think we learned an important lesson today.
Even when you're tired, never take shortcuts in life, because Ugga? [yawns.]
Yeah, yeah, I know they're evil, but face it.
Ah, naps feel so good.
[all.]
Yeah! [all snoring.]
[howling.]
[Croods scream.]
[music.]
2 All right, Croods, it's time for our new game, "Keep away the Sandy.
" [all cheer.]
Teams are me and Eep versus Ugga and Thunk versus You sure you don't want a teammate, Gran? Teams are for the weak.
Let's play! Who's Daddy's little throwing thingy? [laughs.]
[grunts.]
[shouts.]
[giggles.]
Watch out! She just wet her pelt! [yelps.]
[laughs, grunts.]
[laughs.]
[both.]
I got her! [groans.]
Go long, Thunk! [groans.]
The other long, Thunk.
[grunts.]
[slurping.]
[gasps, screams.]
[laughs.]
Wait.
There's stuff inside these nests? [laughs giddily.]
It tastes like happiness and fun hugging each other.
[man.]
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- Who said that? - Oh, it's just that talking bush.
What's his name? Uh Old Man Poop? It's Old Man Root! Old Man Poop's my brother, and I'm warnin' you.
That stuff, that soo-gar that you're eatin', it's no good.
Sure it tastes great, makes you feel stronger, faster, invincible Exactly.
Thanks for telling us what we already know.
- Bye.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! I was just about to tell you soo-gar's downside.
[Gran.]
Not interested.
[groans.]
[buzzing.]
[chomping.]
Why did we ever eat anything else? Yeah.
It makes everything else taste better, too.
[moans.]
Yeah.
Now, I can't imagine eating rocks without it.
I have so much more energy.
I feel like I could go a whole hour without napping.
And my mouth can't keep up with all the words - coming out of my brain! - I just wanna yell! Ooh, I've never felt so alive.
[laughs.]
Let's get outside and start living! [all.]
Yeah! After one more taste.
Amber need one man on left and one man on right.
You both most likely get eaten.
Volunteers? [hunters whistle.]
I'll do it all! [all.]
Shh! Amber have what Grug having.
[yelps.]
Gathering has never been so much fun.
I know! I wanna gather everything! I I've been gathered.
You belong to us now! Gah! Is school always this boring? My mind says, "Sit still," but the soo-gar says, "Go, go, go!" Really? I feel totally fine.
Thunk and Eep, since you two think your pointless talking is more important than my pointless talking, maybe you'd like to teach the class.
[both.]
Okay! New lesson! Everyone watch how fast Thunk and I can jump up and down! [both laugh.]
Hm.
Beats the lesson I had planned.
[laughing continues.]
[Grug laughing.]
Huh, so Grug do whole hunt by self.
That cool.
Amber guess Amber just stand around like idiot, then.
Grug Crood is on top and never coming down! [grunts.]
[groans.]
Huh.
I crashed.
[buzzing.]
I think we can all agree that the fair thing to do would be to give me a head start.
[screams.]
Ow! Ow! [screams.]
I need soo-gar.
- Uh, what's going on? - Maybe he took it! Hmm, his mouth's clean.
Gonna have to check his nose.
[Gran yelps.]
Dad didn't take our soo-gar, Gran.
But if he did and shared it with his teammate, she'd understand.
- Huh? Wink? - No.
No! Our soo-gar can't be gone! None of us would ever be that [grunts.]
mean.
Me? But Thunk's the one who can't lay off food.
He's always snackin' between meals and eatin' meals between snacks.
Me? But but Sandy's the one we can't trust.
[Sandy snarls.]
[gasps.]
She's always attacking me when I'm not looking.
[shouts.]
Hey! Stop fighting! No one should accuse anyone without proof.
Huh.
Sounds like just the kind of thing a guilty person would say, Mom, - if that's your real name.
- [all.]
Yeah! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! You guys are goin' down.
[roars.]
[all scream.]
[growling.]
[Old Man Root.]
Well, well, well.
Guess y'all didn't listen to Old Man Root's warning, did you? And now, look at you.
At each other's throats like a bunch of throat gophers would be, if such things existed.
Is this what you want?! [all gasp.]
Well, I'm takin' it for your own good.
[all growl.]
He's right, guys.
Old Man Root, I bow to your wisdom.
[chuckling.]
Well, not to be cocky, but it's about time I got some resp [shouts.]
- Mine! - No, it's mine! [squeals.]
[all.]
Yes! Soo-gar! [Sandy laughing.]
[all gasp.]
[Sandy shouts, giggles.]
[buzzing.]
Bad Sandy.
Drop it! Heel! Uh-oh.
Those guys don't look happy.
[Croods.]
Nooo! The soo-gar! Uh I mean, Sandy! [giggling.]
Mommy's coming, Sandy, and we're bringing all our soo-gar power with us.
[all shout.]
[all groan.]
Oh, no.
The crash.
They're getting away with our Sandy and it's all our fault.
Yeah.
If only you hadn't been so selfish.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Me? Okay, yes, I have been selfish.
[buzzing.]
[Ugga.]
Ew.
I hid it to keep it from you all.
I'm sorry, family.
[gasps.]
I'm shocked, Dad.
Or I would be if I hadn't done the exact same thing.
Oh, let's just agree that no one's very proud of themselves.
[buzzing.]
[Sandy giggles.]
We only have enough soo-gar for one shot at this.
Ready, Croods? [both grunt.]
[Gran shouts.]
Eep, you don't think this will hurt, do you? Um, I wanna say no, but [screaming.]
yes! [both sigh.]
[both scream.]
[shouts.]
[both scream.]
Huh? [growls.]
[both shout.]
[Grug grunts.]
[groans.]
[heavy thud.]
Ow.
[both scream.]
[both grunt.]
Thunk, we're not gonna make it! Actually, Eep, I've also been keeping another secret.
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
Get her! [shouts.]
I'd hate you if I wasn't proud of you! [Eep grunts.]
[Grug.]
Ow.
Yeah! [giggles.]
[all.]
Yay! - Whoo-hoo! - All right! [gasps, groans.]
[giggles.]
[buzzing.]
So, I think we discovered that downside to soo-gar that Old Man Root was talking about.
Oh, yeah.
Let's sleep this off.
One step ahead of ya.
[all sigh.]
[Sandy yawns.]
[Thunk sighs.]
[all snore.]
Hey, we had a lot of laughs today, but eatin' too much soo-gar is no laughin' matter.
Every day in Ahhh! Valley, tens of cavemen fall victim to its sweet, sweet, sweet embrace.
Who are you talking to? [liyotes panting.]
Mm.
I'll see myself out.
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