Doraemon (2014) s01e10 Episode Script

1 Hey, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But, things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cuz here we go again.
Noby, it's the same thing.
Sunday morning rolls around and you still haven't touched your homework.
It'll be fine.
I'll save a few minutes for that right before bed tonight.
Did you say a few minutes?! We go through this every weekend! Well, not anymore.
You will start studying now.
Understood? - Doraemon! - Yes, ma'am! Watch him closely and make sure he studies.
- Got it! - Oohh - You had better.
Oh, boy.
Guess my plan to read comics all day is done for.
I know you don't want to hear it, but your mom's right, your life would be a whole lot easier if you'd just study.
Whatever.
I don't know, I think what would make my life easier is a different brain.
I'd fly through my homework if I just had Sue's smart head on my body.
That's it! Doraemon! Hey! I just had the best idea in the whole world! I figured out a way to burn through my homework every weekend in record time.
- I'm the best slacker ever! - Spill it.
What?! You want to swap heads with someone else?! That's right.
You just have to put Sue's brainy head on my body.
Then I can do my homework as quickly as she does and it'll be like taking a walk with a piece of cake in the park.
Now tell me there's something in that pocket of yours that'll make this happen.
Your lips are moving but all I hear is crazy talk.
That means you've got nothing.
Not true.
It would have been so cool.
You mean you can do it? You might want to step back.
It's pretty big.
A switcherator! I think we should test it out first.
You go in on that side.
Good idea.
Go on! Have a seat.
Aaah! Whoa, I can't believe it! It really worked! Yeah, pretty awesome, right? Yep, it is.
Now all we have to do is swap Sue's head with mine and I'll be zippin' through my homework.
But my mom can't know about this.
- We've gotta do it somewhere else.
- Can do! Hey, Sue, it's me! I need a favor! What is it, Noby? It might be better if I can just show you.
Will you come with me? I was kind of in the middle of something.
It'll be super quick.
It won't take much time.
I promise.
See, for once I want to know what it's like to not dread doing homework.
Doing homework isn't that bad.
Maybe for you it's not.
That's 'cause you're way smarter than I am.
No, I'm not.
I just study.
See, that's what I want to avoid.
How far are we going? So close.
Just right here.
That thing's huge! What is it? It's a machine that lets you swap out body parts.
What? I'm not saying we do it forever, but it we could swap heads for a bit I could fly through my homework in no time! So you want the two of us to swap heads? Uh Not doin' that.
Come on, Sue! Wait up! Nope.
Not doin' it.
Sue, I'm begging you! I just want to do the swap long enough to get my homework done! All this poor child wants is to look at his homework for once in his life and actually be able to complete it as if he has a working brain in his head! Won't you please grant us this one simple request? Don't deny me this! Hmmm All right, fine.
Aaaaah! Body swap complete.
Now remember, his is just for today.
Yep, got it.
All right.
I don't want to shock your body with exercise, so I'll just watch TV for a bit.
Yeah, that's what I would do, too.
Now let's do this.
With Sue's studying skills and big clear brain I'll be back to my comics in no time.
Uhhh What's wrong? Uhha! A little swapping clusterbumble.
Sue's big clear brain just went to go watch TV.
Sue! No matter what you do, the plan won't work! But I don't want to wear a dress if it doesn't make me smarter! Sue will get over being you in no time.
And when she does, we'll swap things back.
Huh? What's up with you? The truth is, I've always had this dream, and if you let me borrow those legs, then What the heck would you want to borrow Sue's legs for? Well, my legs are kind of short and stubby Yeah, and? And, see, I've always wanted longer ones, so if we swap legs I'd know what it's like to run like a track star.
Want to help me out here? This is awesome! Stupid stubby legs! Been there, but not with these beauties! Check it out! Don't I look cool? All right! Time to take these babies for a spin! On your mark, get set, go! Wha-ha! I'm like a robo-cat locomotive! Ha ha! LA LA LA LA Huh?! What the? Hey, Sneech! Uh, weird.
What's going on? You're not your normal short and squatty self today! Yeah, I know, it's true.
I sorta feel like I got a leg up on the world today.
Or maybe two! Gotta run! Is this a dream? You're saying this machine can swap out body parts? Really? Yep, and you can swap 'em out with any part you want.
Oh, yeah? Any part? Wait.
Those aren't your hands, are they? No, of course not.
They belong to Sue.
Let me swap mine out for hers! My hands are too rough common for a cultured person like me! I don't know.
Come on, mine are all knobby and weird and hers are skinny and perfect.
- But they're not mine to give! - She won't know! Just let me borrow 'em for a bit.
I don't know.
I just don't feel right about it.
But you feel right about letting Doraemon run around town with her legs?! Ok, good point.
Hands.
Aaaaah! Look! The hands I was born to have! They're perfect! Finally I have the refined appendages a debonair man of my position requires.
I could be a hand model now.
I'm keeping these guys! Later! I don't want your knobby arms! Today is a good day to be me It's good to be Big G I've got new hands hey there, Sneech.
Oh.
Check it out, Big G.
- Hand model.
- What? New hands? You're jealous, I know.
I'm gonna create serious works of art with these hands.
Yeah, but how'd you get 'em? I got 'em from Noby.
He's got a machine in the park.
Talk to the hand! I want in! - Sneech told me all about it.
- He did? See, I've kind of always wondered what it would be like o be all skinny and trim just for one day.
You're not seriously asking me this.
You know what Sue's body is like.
So?! Who cares?! You loaned parts out to everyone else, why not me?! Again, you've got a good point.
Take a look! I'm like 15 sizes smaller than I used to be! Awesome! Whoa! I'm as light as a tiny little bird now! Now look at me! I'm all the parts nobody wants! When Sue sees I've turned her into spare parts she's gonna be really mad.
Whoa-ho! Hi there, meenie! Lookie lookie! What? Are you telling me you don't think I look good o=in these legs? Is she right? I'm home! Nice! A big bowl of apples? I want some! What's going on? Why'd you guys both stop eating? Well, if you guys aren't gonna dig in, then I sure as heck will.
I'm starving! Ohh! This is why I don't have a body like this.
Portion control has never really been my thing.
This gut's too small.
Give 'em back? But I still haven't even perfected my "parade wave.
" Noby! Change me back right now! Ok, fine.
But where do I start? Everybody's all mixed up.
Me! Me! I'll be first! Listen, Sue, if you don't mind, I'd like to keep these.
What do you mean if I don't mind? Of course I mind! But sharing is caring! This has gotta stop! Stop hogging my beautiful belly! I want it back I want it back now! And I want my legs back! Meenie won't even look at me with these freaky long toothpick legs! What was that? If you don't like my toothpick legs, then why'd you take them?! I don't know what to do! And I don't ever wish I was a skinny little twig again.
Well, glad you're happy.
I am not happy! Doraemon, what have you done to me? I am not ok with this! Sorry, I don't know what went wrong.
You better figure it out.
Hurry up and change me back! I can't go home like this! You do look cute, though.
Just fix it already! - But I'm kinda diggin' the new me.
- Don't care! That's not the answer at all.
Now do it again until you get it right! I'm losing my patience! Well, if he starts now he should be able to get his homework done by sunrise.
You're gonna help him too, Doraemon! Even if it takes all night.
All night? Great.
The sun is shining, dan that's just beautiful.
Sneech, it's amazing how chipper you are every morning.
I have a trick.
Great dreams at night mean every morning is bright.
Great dreams? Tell us about 'em, Sneech.
Hmm Well, last night I was a pop star.
It was a hard day's afternoon.
All these girls wanted to hold my hand.
It was total Sneech-mania! I am so cool and awesome you know you all want to be me Oh, Sneech, would you pl Hush.
Don't even say it, Sue.
No one girl can have me.
But you're so awesome! The dream before that was even better.
Every bully in the world had gathered, with one victim in mind.
Lucky for Noby, a hero arrived.
Huh? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
A tough guy.
Let's get him! Wow! You're my hero! You saved my life! I'm always the star in my dreams.
But don't be jealous you guys were extras.
I don't want to be in your dumb dreams.
Yeah, me neither.
Leave me out of 'em.
Well, they're my dreams, and I pick the cast.
You guys should be honored to be in such dreamtime blockbusters! What will I dream about tonight? Time will tell.
See ya there.
This stinks.
I never have cool dreams, but Sneech has 'em every night.
I think you can chalk that up to self-confidence.
Confidence, shmomfidence.
I want to put a stop to his awesome dreams.
Come on, what's the big deal if Sneech has good dreams? Okay, let me tell you another one of his dreams.
Huh? There was this pathetic robot cat left on the scrap heap.
Only I, Sneech, was smart enough to know how to fix him.
He became my servant.
Oh, my master, you're so great! Rrrrarrr! No! Why, that little twerp! Wait till I get my paws on! I thought you didn't care about his dreams.
There's no way he's getting away with that! The dream director's chair! Whoever's sitting in this chair has the power to control other people's dreams.
How much control are we talking about here? You can guide the dream from the very beginning.
The dream director gets to call the shots.
That'll be so cool! We're ready for your close-up, Sneech.
I so can't wait for tonight! It's time, Noby! Come on, wake up! Wake up already! Let's go! - Go away.
- Noby! You big lump! Don't you want to have a hand in what happens to Sneech in his dreams tonight? Ahh, fish sticks.
In that case Let me put up this dream screen.
And with this dream projector, I'll be able to take a look at Noby's dreams.
Hmm Ohh.
Lazybones is sleeping even in his own dream.
Rise and shine! Come on! Wakey-wakey! Up and at 'em! This is your director speaking! Come on, what gives? Doraemon, I'm sleepin'! Yeah, that's the problem.
You wouldn't wake up, you lazy bum.
So I'm gonna direct your dream from here on out.
- Whoa.
You're directing my dream? - That's what I said.
And now I'm gonna tune you in to Sneech's dream.
Huh? I, being awesome, have built the world's first full-size radio controlled plane.
That doesn't even make sense.
Relax.
I'm directing now.
I'm heading off for a treasure hunt on a legendary island.
Hey there, Sue, care to join me? Sure, Sneech.
Sounds like fun! Then hop on in! You're going on a treasure hunt? That does sound like fun.
Count me in.
No.
You're not invited.
Hey, that's not cool! And Cut! Huh? This script needs a rewrite.
Noby will be the one who designed that RC plane.
B-but why him? Because I'm the one directing this dream, that's why! Let's fly! See ya! Yeah, writers don't know anything.
Awesome! Hmm? You shoulda known I'd just build another plane! - Is that possible? - Well, this is Sneech's dream.
Hey, losers! My plane's cooler, faster, and has a much better pilot! The director wants clouds! Now! Huh? Wha I can't see! Wow! I'm so impressed! I can't believe you really built something like this all by yourself, Noby! Actually, I'm kinda having a hard time believing it myself.
The only airplanes I've made are paper, and even those just take a nosedive.
Huh? Yeah, that's a goner.
Arrgh! Now we're stranded on a deserted island too! Never fear! Your hero, Sneech is here! Huh? It's Sneech! Yeah, our savior! Sneech, you saved our lives! Now let's go treasure hunting.
You can tag along as our personal luggage carrier, Noby.
- Oh, thank you, sir! - And Cut! Now switch roles.
Huh? And Action! Never fear.
Your hero Noby is here.
We're no longer doomed! Thank you, Noby! You saved us! Even though this is my dream.
- Now, let's go find that treasure.
- Yay.
Do you know where to find the hidden treasure? Well, um In order to get to it, we have to trek through a dense jungle and traverse a Mountain.
What's the terrain like on this island? In the movies deserted islands are usually overgrown, hiding all kinds of danger everywhere.
See?! Overgrown! Danger's imminent! Aaah! Are you sure about this, Noby? Because I'm pretty sure we passed this way like three times now.
If you don't know where we are, now might be a good time to say so.
Okay, I admit it! We are lost! I have no idea where we are! We're lost? Does that mean we're stuck here forever? There's nothing to worry about, Sue.
It'll all work out.
Really, Sneech? Do you know where we are? Yeah, of course.
Because I can talk to the birds! That's great! So you can ask the birds which way to go! Umm-hmm.
Awesome! Didn't see that coming.
Gotta admit, that guy's good.
I need director rewrites now! Set designers, fly in the Four-Lane Highway! I think I've found it.
It might be a way out of here.
Come on, guys! This way! Well, of course it's that way.
It's a paved road.
All right, we've definitely hit a little problem.
According to this map, past the canyon there's the river of doom, then the desert of no return, the cave of zombies, the crocodile cove, and the grizzly woods.
We've got a pretty full plate.
Hey, Director, why don't we just skip to the dramatic conclusion? Huh? It's taking too long.
Fine.
Moving on, people.
Time for the big finish.
The grand finale.
Time for the big finish.
- Yay.
- Yeah, great.
Onward.
The treasure's right before us.
Let's roll! - Yay.
- Yay.
Aw, come on, man, we've only been walking for five minutes.
Um, I'd like a little help here, please.
Ok, it makes no sense, but it is a fantasy film, so fly in the elevators! Cool! We made it to the top of the Mountain! Now tell me where I can find that treasure! According to all the extensive research I've done, we should dig where the goddess of dawn lays to rest and the twin rainbows fade away.
Umm Hmm? That's it! I solved the mystery! Wow, you're so smart, Sneech! - I believe the treasure is-- - No more stupid riddles to solve! Hey, director, stop making us jump through hoops and just put the treasure somewhere easy to find! Ok, ok, easy to find.
Put the treasure in a highly visible spot! Yes At last I've found the sacred treasure of the ancient kingdom! Hmm? Legend claims that the treasure is guarded by a monstrous Big G-rilla! A what? What the heck's a Big G-rilla? Huh? Okay!!! Hey! You can't just jump out! The treasure's yours, Sneech! Chicken! What now, Sneech? Never fear, my dear Because my real name is Aeeee aeeee-aaaa Sneech of the jungle! I'm gonna make a monkey outta you! Sneech of the jungle! Are you just gonna let Sneech steal the show from ya? Well, yeah.
I'm too scared to stop him.
Guess I have no choice, then.
Pants of the jungle! Now that you've thrown these on, no animal can beat you! Now get back in there and go ape! Aaaaee ooh.
Huh? Hey there! Show's over! Bye-bye! And that's what we call a wrap.