Gabby Duran & The Unsittables (2019) s01e10 Episode Script

1 So my mom was like, "Ay, mija.
We should talk.
'Cause you're on your way to becoming a woman.
" - And what did you say? - Oh, I shut that down real quick.
I told her Olivia had already explained everything to me years ago.
(chuckles) (energy surging) Thank you, Julius.
And don't worry.
I'm sure Robbie will text you back.
Hmm? Sky, you can't just go around reading people's minds like that.
Right, right.
Sorry.
So, listen, Gabby, now that we're friends and everything, I have a little favor to ask you.
Anything.
Name it.
I was wondering if you would do me the honor of helping me experience my first-ever youth overnight sleeping event.
You mean a sleepover? 'Cause if you do, you came to the right girl.
Nobody does sleepovers like Gabby D.
(Chuckles) (theme song playing) Oh, yeah I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle Fit in like summer and an icicle Don't fight it, Just be an original Ooh ooh ooh I've always stayed outside the lines When I try to stay in it's no surprise It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind One of a, one of a kind So anytime I feel some type of way Don't understand the human race So what, so what, so what I do my thing, I do my thing You do your thing, You do your thing When we don't fit in We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud I do my thing, I do my thing I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in Mm-hmm, I do my thing It's a funky food fiesta It's gonna be the best-a Sky's gonna be my taste test-a Woo! Wow.
Funky food fiesta.
You're really going all out for this thing.
- Yeah, I am.
And this is just the appetizer.
-(Laughs) It's Sky's first sleepover, and I really want to show her a good time.
By making her eat your gross food concoctions? You just don't get sleepovers at all.
Do you, Liv? On the contrary.
Olivia and I are having our own sleepover tonight.
I just didn't want her to feel left out.
I'm gonna go get our matching PJs.
I don't really wanna do a sleepover.
But Mom really seems like she needs this right now.
(inhales, then groans) Funky food fiesta It's gonna be the best-a It's time to continue your leadership training, Jeremy.
But before you can even think about ruling an entire planet, you must prove that you can command a single being.
Specifically, this being.
(chittering softly) Aw, it's cute.
Can I eat it? No.
This is a Blurble.
And don't let its cuteness fool you.
Blurbles are much more formidable than they appear.
Many a would-be ruler has been driven mad by their wily ways.
Cool story, bro.
But I'm pretty sure I can handle telling this fuzzball what to do.
Principal Swift: Oh, Jeremy.
I think you'll find there's much more to being a leader than just telling people what to do.
But I shall leave you to it.
Toodle-ooh.
(Blurble chittering softly) All right, Blurble.
I'm your leader, now, so you have to do whatever I say.
Do a trick! (chittering) - (pops) - Both: Ta da! Whoa.
I'm awesome at telling things what to do.
(shopping cart clattering) (sighs) Oh.
- (sighs) - (thuds) Huh.
We're gonna pull some sweet, sweet, sweet sleepover pranks with you, buddy.
Hmm.
(yells) Mr.
, uh Sky's dad! To what do I owe this creepy pleasure? Also, your wig game's on point.
Appreciations.
A moment to speak in the private? (energy rushing) Uh, where are we? We're inside your mind.
It's easier for me to express myself this way.
Oh, well, that's completely normal.
Why are we here? I understand you and Sky are having a youth sleeping event this evening.
I am here to ensure that no harm comes to her.
Well, consider yourself ensured.
- Sky is in good hands.
- Really? Are these the same good hands that snuck her out of our house and took her to school where she nearly fried her mind? That was an accident.
- How'd you even find out about that? - I am a telepath.
Nothing happens to my daughter that I don't know about.
I allowed this because Sky insisted.
But let me give you a warning.
If any harm should come to her, the slightest scratch, a tummy ache, an emotional upset, anything at all, there will be consequences.
- (rumbling) - (energy crashing) You will not see her.
You will not speak to her.
I will erase any memory of you from her mind.
It will be as though you never existed to her at all.
(grunts) Well, that's impossible.
I'm unforgettable.
Nothing is unforgettable.
- (snaps) - What is your name? It's, uh Uh uh - (snaps) - Gabby! Okay.
You've made your point.
We'll be safe.
- (snaps) - (groans) Sky's dad: Okey-dokey.
Gabby, do-do-da.
Well, that was sufficiently intimidating.
I'm just gonna put you back.
(exhales) (doorbell rings) - (door opens) - Sky! Welcome to the sleepover! I am so excited! Bring on the epic Gabby D.
Crazy times.
Let's just put this on to be safe.
(Chuckles) - (clicks) - There we go.
(popping) So.
Let the sleepover begin.
Okay.
I've created the ultimate sleepover backpack.
- (unzipping) - We got toilet paper for tee-pee-ing.
Candles for a séance.
Carton of eggs for egging.
What about a first aid kit? Stranger danger whistle? - Colored hairspray.
- Uh, I get the enthusiasm, but let's just put this stuff back in here for now.
This stuff's explosive, you know.
We can't have you getting hurt on your first sleepover, now, can we? Okay.
Let's head up to my room.
A safety first sleep over? Tonight might actually be fun, after all.
"Actually?" Fun.
Truth or dare? Truth.
No, dare.
Yeah.
Dare.
Gah.
This is gonna be so good.
Okay.
Dare me.
I dare you to write down all of your allergies on this piece of paper.
I don't have any allergies.
I think that's a human thing.
Okay, okay.
But still, let's keep away from the shellfish and peanut butter.
Just in case.
- Why are you acting - My turn.
Okay.
Um, truth or dare? - Uh - Dare! I dare you to make a prank phone call.
A prank call? That's it? Great.
Love it.
Totally harmless.
Man, I'm the best leader I've ever met.
Keep filing until they're perfect.
And save the toe jam.
I like it on my toast.
- (filing) - (chittering softly) And you.
Make me a pickle shake.
I might not drink it, but I wanna see what it looks like.
- (grunts) - (pops) (all chittering) (phone rings) (ringing continues) Hello? (in Southern voice): Hi.
I'm calling from the National Refrigerator Association.
I have a very important question to ask you.
- Yes? - Gabby (over phone): Is your refrigerator running? - (Blurbles chittering) - Uh, oh.
It is! - Well, then, you better go catch it.
- I will.
Uh, thank you for this very generous courtesy call.
(grunting and groaning) (in normal voice): We got him good.
We did? He seemed kind of appreciative.
Yeah, Sky.
Well, sometimes, the best pranks are the ones that help people.
Snack time.
I've got some pretty amazing rice cakes.
I was thinking, maybe put 'em in a blender, drink 'em through a straw? Gabby.
What happened to having an epic Gabby D.
Sleepover? Where's all the fun stuff? (scoffs) What are you talking about? This is so fun! Eh.
Friends, no touchy.
- Fine.
Truth or dare.
- Dare.
I dare you to tell me why this sleepover is so boring.
Ugh.
Fine.
Lucky for you, I take Truth or Dare very seriously.
I ran into your dad.
He made it very clear that if he even suspects us doing anything dangerous tonight, we can't be friends anymore.
What? I can't believe my dad said that.
Ugh, he's so not cool.
He's whatever the opposite of cool is.
He's hot.
My dad is so hot.
Uh, that doesn't mean what you think it means.
I've got to do something.
I've got to prove to him that I'm not the delicate, little fluffer nugget he thinks I am.
Let's do something crazy.
- (thudding) - (bed squeaking) Get down! Did you not hear me? He said we couldn't be friends anymore.
Gabby, ever since we got to Earth, all I've wanted is to be a normal, teenage girl.
But my dad never lets me do anything, because he's afraid I'll get hurt.
And now you're doing the same thing.
Come on.
Help me out.
Are you my friend, or are you my babysitter? You're right.
I let your dad turn me boring.
Me.
Gabby Duran.
The least boring person anyone knows.
All right.
You wanna get crazy? Let's get crazy.
We're gonna sneak out.
Yes! Gabby D.
Is back! But you're wearing the helmet.
- (crickets chirping) - Sky: What are we doing? Why'd we sneak in here? Because no epic sleepover is complete without some epic selfies.
I've been scoping this place out for weeks.
I hope you're ready to get wild.
- (crickets chirping) - Because we are going on a selfie safari.
- (elephant trumpeting) - (both laughing) This is awesome.
- One, two, three, go - (both laughing) (growling) - (camera shutter clicks) - (dinosaur roars) (camera shutter clicks) - One, two, three, go - (camera shutter clicks) (Blurbles chittering, grunting) Great job.
Now, make it again.
(Blurbles chittering) Jeremy, what's going on with your Blurble subjects? Uh, great leadership is what's going on.
I'm commanding these guys all over the place.
Just like you told me to.
Well, it appears that half of them have been distracting you, while the other half disassembled our refrigerator for parts to make weapons.
Weapons? Why do they need weapons? Presumably for a mutiny.
(Blurbles chittering) - (arrow whooshes) - (camera shutter clicks) There we go.
Selfie safari complete.
This may be the craziest thing I've ever done.
I can't believe it.
Believe it, sister.
Now that's how you roll on a Gabby D.
Sleepover.
Now let's get out of here before someone sees us.
Hey.
I see you.
You're trespassing.
Okay.
New plan.
Run! The mini golf course is members only! Ah! I think I'm lost.
Oh! (panting) Sky, I just wanna say, in case we don't get out of this and your dad finds out, it's been great being friends with you.
Now stay here and hide.
I'll distract the guard.
- That'll give you time to get away.
- No, Gabby.
This is all my fault.
I'm sorry I pushed you into this.
And I'm sorry.
That I pushed you into this bush.
What bush? Whoa! - Hey, hey.
Over here! - (sighs) (sighs) All right.
Now, where's the other one? No clue.
Guess you have to make do with just me.
(groans) All right.
(water gushing) I can't do it.
Oh, I can't do it.
Truth or Dare rules, Mom.
And I dared you to eat the funky food fiesta.
Now what's it gonna be, Mom? Are you lickin', or are you chicken? (squawks) Well, lucky for you, I take Truth or Dare very seriously.
(inhales) (exhales) (slurping) Hey, it's not as bad as I thought it would be.
(slurping) (both laughing) You know, I'm having a great time with you tonight, Liv.
I am, too.
(stomach gurgling) I was wrong.
The funky food fiesta is about to have its revenge.
- Oh.
- (running footsteps) Dina: What did I do? (retching) Trespassing.
Past curfew.
And fleeing the scene.
Now what's your parents' number? Uh, sure.
I'll tell you.
It's, uh Seven.
(beeps) - One.
- (beeps) Five.
Oh, wait.
The first one I said, I actually meant four.
Read it back to me? - (door opens) - Sky, what are you doing? I'm surrendering.
Cuff me, officer.
I'm a security guard at a mini golf place.
(sighs) Sit next to your friend while I figure something out.
You shouldn't have come back.
- (energy surging) - Sky: I have a plan.
Trust me.
Telepathic girl, say what? (golf balls ricocheting) - (thudding and clattering) - (hissing) - (exploding) - (crackling) Security guard: You girls stay here.
I'll be right back.
- What was that? - I'll explain that later.
Let's go.
(panting) (sighs) Yep.
They totally just got away.
- (thuds) - (yells) - (arrow thuds) - Principal Swift: Oh! (panting) - (angry chittering) - Oh, Jeremy.
I gave you one simple alien to oversee, and you've managed to turn it into a full-on rebellion! Now prove yourself to be a leader, and get these Blurbles under control.
(grunts) Fine.
(angry chittering) - (arrow whooshes) - Jeremy: Never mind.
- I can't do it.
- Then I have no choice.
Orb! Initiate eradication protocol.
What does that mean? (whirring) - (energy surging) - (firing) (Blurbles frantically chittering) The Blurbles will be no more.
(frantic chittering continues) (screaming): No! - You can't get rid of them.
- (energy powering down) This is my fault.
Not theirs.
And I may be a bad leader, but I'm still their leader.
And that means if you want to get to them, you'll have to go through me first.
- Orb: Finally.
-(energy surging) No! Orb, stand down.
(orb powering down) - Orb: You got lucky.
-(whirring) (sighs softly) (Blurbles chittering) (popping) Whoa.
Very good, Jeremy.
You put the well-being of your subjects before your own.
And that is the mark of a great leader.
So, can I keep it? I don't see why not.
Baller.
I'm gonna name you Jeremy.
(Blurble chittering) (giggles) We made it.
(giggles) Now all we need to do is make it through this door, and we're Oh, hey! Wait.
What happened to your matching pajamas? Mom threw up.
A lot.
Well, at least it's just your mom, and not my (gasps) That's not good.
What were you thinking? Do you have any idea how dangerous it is, sneaking out of the house like that? - I-I - You obviously don't.
You're grounded.
You, too, Sky.
In the ground.
Say goodbye to friend.
Wait.
Gabby, because of your epic sleeping event, you and Sky cannot be friends anymore.
Look, I get it.
We shouldn't have snuck out.
And that's on me.
But hear me out.
You came to Earth to live as humans, right? Correct.
And you love Sky and want her to have fun here, right? - I wouldn't say fun.
- Dad! Continue.
Well respectfully, maybe you need to loosen up a little.
Because what we had tonight was fun.
Yeah.
For the first time since we got here, I feel like I really belong.
Gabby: And if you're worried about Sky, don't be.
This girl is tough.
And she saved me tonight.
Perhaps you are right.
The grounding stands.
But I will allow you to remain friends.
Yes.
And I hope tonight was fun.
Thanks, Dad.
(snaps) What is it, Gabby? Uh, I just want to give my friend a hug goodbye.
(whispers): Sleepover at your house next time.
(door opens) (door closes) How is a girl who just got grounded that happy? And is it just me, or is her dad a little weird? (chuckles softly) (laughing) (tapping) Most epic sleepover ever.
- (phone chimes) - (Gabby laughing) (phone chimes) (laughing) Wesley: Next time on Gabby Duran and the Unsittables It's everything we've learned so far about aliens.
What if someone found this? Man: Your parents are very worried.
Let's talk aliens.
And what you know about them.
It's like he's trying to get me found (squawking) - out.
- (shattering) Man: Gorgeous! I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle Fit in like summer and an icicle Don't fight it, Just be an original Ooh ooh ooh I do my thing, I do my thing I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in Mm-hmm, I do my thing The mini golf course is members only! Ah! I think I'm lost.
Oh! (panting) Sky, I just wanna say, in case we don't get out of this and your dad finds out, it's been great being friends with you.
Now stay here and hide.
I'll distract the guard.
- That'll give you time to get away.
- No, Gabby.
This is all my fault.
I'm sorry I pushed you into this.
And I'm sorry.
That I pushed you into this bush.
What bush? Whoa! - Hey, hey.
Over here! - (sighs) (sighs) All right.
Now, where's the other one? No clue.
Guess you have to make do with just me.
(groans) All right.
(water gushing) I can't do it.
Oh, I can't do it.
Truth or Dare rules, Mom.
And I dared you to eat the funky food fiesta.
Now what's it gonna be, Mom? Are you lickin', or are you chicken? (squawks) Well, lucky for you, I take Truth or Dare very seriously.
(inhales) (exhales) (slurping) Hey, it's not as bad as I thought it would be.
(slurping) (both laughing) You know, I'm having a great time with you tonight, Liv.
I am, too.
(stomach gurgling) I was wrong.
The funky food fiesta is about to have its revenge.
- Oh.
- (running footsteps) Dina: What did I do? (retching) Trespassing.
Past curfew.
And fleeing the scene.
Now what's your parents' number? Uh, sure.
I'll tell you.
It's, uh Seven.
(beeps) - One.
- (beeps) Five.
Oh, wait.
The first one I said, I actually meant four.
Read it back to me? - (door opens) - Sky, what are you doing? I'm surrendering.
Cuff me, officer.
I'm a security guard at a mini golf place.
(sighs) Sit next to your friend while I figure something out.
You shouldn't have come back.
- (energy surging) - Sky: I have a plan.
Trust me.
Telepathic girl, say what? (golf balls ricocheting) - (thudding and clattering) - (hissing) - (exploding) - (crackling) Security guard: You girls stay here.
I'll be right back.
- What was that? - I'll explain that later.
Let's go.
(panting) (sighs) Yep.
They totally just got away.
- (thuds) - (yells) - (arrow thuds) - Principal Swift: Oh! (panting) - (angry chittering) - Oh, Jeremy.
I gave you one simple alien to oversee, and you've managed to turn it into a full-on rebellion! Now prove yourself to be a leader, and get these Blurbles under control.
(grunts) Fine.
(angry chittering) - (arrow whooshes) - Jeremy: Never mind.
- I can't do it.
- Then I have no choice.
Orb! Initiate eradication protocol.
What does that mean? (whirring) - (energy surging) - (firing) (Blurbles frantically chittering) The Blurbles will be no more.
(frantic chittering continues) (screaming): No! - You can't get rid of them.
- (energy powering down) This is my fault.
Not theirs.
And I may be a bad leader, but I'm still their leader.
And that means if you want to get to them, you'll have to go through me first.
- Orb: Finally.
-(energy surging) No! Orb, stand down.
(orb powering down) - Orb: You got lucky.
-(whirring) (sighs softly) (Blurbles chittering) (popping) Whoa.
Very good, Jeremy.
You put the well-being of your subjects before your own.
And that is the mark of a great leader.
So, can I keep it? I don't see why not.
Baller.
I'm gonna name you Jeremy.
(Blurble chittering) (giggles) We made it.
(giggles) Now all we need to do is make it through this door, and we're Oh, hey! Wait.
What happened to your matching pajamas? Mom threw up.
A lot.
Well, at least it's just your mom, and not my (gasps) That's not good.
What were you thinking? Do you have any idea how dangerous it is, sneaking out of the house like that? - I-I - You obviously don't.
You're grounded.
You, too, Sky.
In the ground.
Say goodbye to friend.
Wait.
Gabby, because of your epic sleeping event, you and Sky cannot be friends anymore.
Look, I get it.
We shouldn't have snuck out.
And that's on me.
But hear me out.
You came to Earth to live as humans, right? Correct.
And you love Sky and want her to have fun here, right? - I wouldn't say fun.
- Dad! Continue.
Well respectfully, maybe you need to loosen up a little.
Because what we had tonight was fun.
Yeah.
For the first time since we got here, I feel like I really belong.
Gabby: And if you're worried about Sky, don't be.
This girl is tough.
And she saved me tonight.
Perhaps you are right.
The grounding stands.
But I will allow you to remain friends.
Yes.
And I hope tonight was fun.
Thanks, Dad.
(snaps) What is it, Gabby? Uh, I just want to give my friend a hug goodbye.
(whispers): Sleepover at your house next time.
(door opens) (door closes) How is a girl who just got grounded that happy? And is it just me, or is her dad a little weird? (chuckles softly) (laughing) (tapping) Most epic sleepover ever.
- (phone chimes) - (Gabby laughing) (phone chimes) (laughing) Wesley: Next time on Gabby Duran and the Unsittables It's everything we've learned so far about aliens.
What if someone found this? Man: Your parents are very worried.
Let's talk aliens.
And what you know about them.
It's like he's trying to get me found (squawking) - out.
- (shattering) Man: Gorgeous!