Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e10 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Whoa! I got a bite! I've never caught one before.
What do we do with it? Let's keep him as a pet! Yeah, we'll train him to do tricks for cash.
We got a group of three, but why not four? Well, shoot.
Oh, it's getting late.
It's great hanging out, guys, but I should be heading home now.
- Oh, man.
- Come on, ask him.
Why don't you just spend the night at our place? Great idea, Foo.
- Spend the night? - Yeah.
You know, like a sleepover.
- Yeah! - A sleepover? Dad, can you pick me up? I want to go home.
Harvey, you're not calling home again, are you? Glad you could stay over, Harvey.
Here, our family brushes - with bubble gum-flavored toothpaste.
- Different! My mom only buys the chunky peanut butter.
- But you don't care, right? - Different! Oh, you're sick? Well, that's weird, because you weren't feeling sick a couple minutes ago.
Yo, Harvey, are are you crying? Why are you crying? Dad, could you come pick me up? Harvey.
Harvey! - Harvey! - Huh? A-A-A sleepover? Yeah, that sounds fun.
One shirt, two shirts.
Three shirts? Eh, couldn't hurt.
What am I missing? Ooh, silverware.
Pshh, no, that's ridiculous, I Yeah, silverware.
- Can't talk, packing! - You know, Son, eventually you're gonna have to stop packing - and just go.
- I know.
I just want everything to be perfect.
- Are these the nicest plates we have? - Honey, I think it's great that you're stepping outside of your comfort zone.
Yep, your mom and I are very proud of Son, don't pack the egg.
But what if I need it? Son, you know, you don't have to spend the night.
Oh, no, I have to.
Listen, Dad, we both know my history with sleepovers.
But this time it's gonna be different, because this time, - I know I'm gonna - You know, just in case.
Ha! Come on, I don't need that phone anymore.
Okay, if you're sure, I'll put it back in the drawer.
That is, uh, unless you want me to have it.
- Sure, Son, take it for my sake.
- Thanks, Dad.
Fee, Foo, I'm here for the sleepover! Hmm, I guess they're not home.
- Well, I best be on my way - Harvey, we'll be right down.
We just have to finish up some business.
Whoa.
Okay, we're all done.
Really glad we finally got you over for a sleepover.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, me too.
So this is cool.
This is where we're gonna spend all night.
Yep, all night.
All the way till morning.
Yeah-huh.
Where's your bathroom? Oh, wow.
Oh, I'll just hold it until I get home.
- So what should we do first, Harvey? - Uh, well, let's see.
Oh, I've got this magazine that has a list of fun sleepover activities.
Some people think these magazines are only for girls, but they're not.
Activity one paint each other's nails.
Fee, do you have any nail polish? - No.
- Aw! Okay, guess we're not doing that one.
Ah, here we go.
Pink Sherries.
- What's that? - It's lemon-lime soda with a splash of my secret ingredient.
- Cool.
- Ah, thanks, Harvey.
This is fun, guys.
I'm gonna make a quick phone call.
- Cool, a phone.
- What? You always gotta prank call someone at a sleepover.
Hello.
Luigi's Pizza.
What can I get you? Pizza? Hey, Miriam, did you want pizza? Um, yeah.
That sounds kind of good, actually.
Hi, we'll take a large, uh - Do you guys have any specials right now? - Uh He wants the pizza.
What do I do? - I don't know.
- Uh, you better go catch it.
Got him good.
Your turn, Harvey.
- Oh, no, thanks.
I don't think I could.
- Oh, it's easy.
You just hit a bunch of numbers until you hear a voice.
Order now, and we'll send you the full DVD set.
Oh, my! Ahem.
Yes? Hello? - Uh, uh - Hello? Hello? This phone's not really for that.
Hello! Hello? Hello.
Prank calls are fun and all, but this is Harvey's first sleepover.
- We need to pull a real prank.
- Uh, okay.
Cool.
Why are we going to Fog Bark? Why not just prank someone in Littlebark? 'Cause you don't dump where you eat, Harvey.
Oh, look, a phone! Well, a quick call to Dad wouldn't hurt.
Sorry Harvey couldn't make it, guys.
I guess he's just never gonna grow up.
Hey, I found someone to prank.
That guy.
Uh, how about that guy? Aw, but he looks so peaceful.
Yeah, I know.
Watch this.
Here, Harvey, tickle his face with this.
Do it! Do it! Do it! Well, Harvey, you wanted a sleepover.
Whoo! Dude, that was so classic.
You're the master of comedy.
Yeah, that was actually pretty fun.
I'm glad you guys asked me to come for a sleepover.
Maybe we could do this every night.
I mean, I'd have to talk to my mom about it, of course.
Is it morning? Did I make it? Oh, guess not.
- Where are we? - Why are we tied up? Guys, look, the exit! Let's go! Oh, the monster! Run back, run back, run back! - Okay, time to think of a new plan.
- Hey, what's he doing? Kind of looks like he's building a fire.
Actually, it looks like he's kind of sharpening something, - some kind of giant, sharp knife.
- And now it looks like he's putting down a picnic blanket and laying out a plate setting.
Well, let's put our heads together.
Why would he tie us up, start a fire, and sharpen a giant, sharp Oh, my gosh, he's gonna eat us.
What? - Let's get out of here! - I got it.
You can use your phone.
- My phone? - Yeah.
Call your dad.
- He'll come pick us up.
- I-I can't call him.
This is a sleepover, and I'm gonna make it to the morning.
Harvey, none of us are gonna make it to the morning unless you call your dad.
- Yeah, Harvey! Call your dad! - No, I can't.
I don't need to.
Everything was going so great.
Harvey, I get it.
I know you wanted to make it through a whole sleepover.
And you got pretty far, but now, you gotta call it quits.
Come on, Harvey.
You can do this.
You're right, Fee.
I can do this.
Hello? Hello, sir.
This is Luigi's Pizza.
- Is he - Doing a prank call? And I'd like to order a, uh I, um our specials um, is your refrigerator running? I don't know how to do this! Let's just run! Run! Harvey, our tree is this way.
Where are you going? I'm going home! Whew! Whatever.
Wha Huh? I'm sorry you couldn't make it through your sleepover, pal.
I know you thought this time would be different.
You can always try it again some other time.
Actually, Dad, I'm just here to give you this.
You know, I don't think I need it anymore.
That's right, Foo, fill mine up all the way to the top.
I can't believe Harvey went home.
Yeah, it's all very sad, and that makes me sad.
To the sleepover that never happened.
To Harvey.
Wait! Make me one of those Pink Sherries.
Harvey! You're back! - Good to see ya, pal.
- Okay, let's get back to our sleepover.
There's still a bunch of activities we could do.
Oh, here's one.
- Truth or Dare.
- Oh, dare me to paint my fingernails.
Truth I ate that whole jar of cherries.
Huh.
Oh, you guys Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Let's pick up the pace.
I only got ten minutes.
Okay, kids? Go play in that ditch or something.
Mommy's working.
Welcome to your final babysitting certification class.
I will be going around and grading each of you on your ability to care for the practice baby dolls I assigned you last week.
Also, I've had four minutes of sleep since Tuesday.
- What you got for me? - Okay, so I know it looks broken, because it is, but stairs are really tricky.
Listen, sweetie, rule number one, your baby needs to at least survive.
- Sorry, can't certify you.
- Oh, of course.
All right, Dade.
Where's your practice baby? It's right here in the safe space I made to protect it from evil.
And look, these headphones, they play calming clarinet music.
I play the clarinet.
Hey, how'd those things get in there? Mackenzie, Taylor, you put Mr.
Dade's baby down right now! Okay, Harvey, I've got literally 30 seconds left.
Go.
Following is a dramatization I've prepared to demonstrate the skills I will bring as a babysitter.
I hope you enjoy.
I shall now change this diaper! Hooah! Hooah! Hoo! Hoo! Oh, wow! Yeah! Thank you.
Thank you.
I learned that from an audiobook.
Fantastic, Harvey.
That's all I need to see.
That's it? But I haven't even gotten to the food preparation yet.
J-Just take the badge, sweetie.
I solemnly swear my oath to bear.
I keep my ward within my sight and guard them through the darkest night.
- Dude, everyone left already.
- Oh, really? Okay.
Guys, look at this cool badge.
Now, I'm basically an adult.
The baby has now become the babysitter.
I'm a man! Mom, Dad, look at me! Do you guys notice anything different about me? - Um - Oh, um, you got a haircut.
Nope.
It's, uh, something else.
- Uh, your head got smaller.
- No.
- Oh, you're wearing contacts! - I'm a certified babysitter! Oh, sweetie, we're so proud of you.
- Way to go, Harvey.
- You know, it just so happens that we need a babysitter tonight.
Right, dear? We do? Oh, that's right, we do.
We're, uh we're going to that, uh, the swamp a swamp party with fire dancers, fire people fire people.
We're all We're all gonna wear funny, little hats.
So do you think you could babysit for your sister tonight? Really? Tonight? I won't let you guys down.
I'll keep my ward within my sight and guard her through the darkest night.
A swamp party, really? Hey, little sis, guess what.
Little sis? Ha, how'd you get under there? Mom and Dad are trusting me to take care of you all by myself.
Now, you're gonna have to be in bed by 7:00.
But trust me, we're gonna have a blast before then.
All right, dear, we're just about ready to go.
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
Are you going to hang out with Mom and Dad? No, sweetie, you're going to babysit your sister, - and Jeremy is here to babysit you.
- Hi! Wait, what? But I'm the babysitter.
You two have fun now.
Okay, well, I don't know what my mom was thinking - getting two babysitters.
- So what do you want to do first? I actually have a pretty full itinerary planned for egg and me tonight.
We're gonna play educational board games.
Oh, here, let me help you up.
Up you go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Um, Jeremy, Warriors of Warsville is really a two-person game.
Hmm, that game seems a little too adult for kids.
How about Blocky Builders? All right, Sis, who's ready for some snacks? Now that I'm basically a grown-up, I can use Dad's apple slicer.
Whoosh, did somebody say applesauce? Open up, Harvey.
Yummy plane is coming in for a landing.
Whoosh.
Gee, Meredith, babysitting you all by myself has taught me the real meaning of Independence Day.
Jeremy, would you join me in the kitchen? Oh, okay.
Would you like a drink? I take you for an orange juice man.
Oh, oh, yeah.
If I drink milk, bad things happen.
Let me level with you.
I don't really think we need two babysitters.
I mean, I'm certified.
- Are you certified? - Uh, well And how much supervision do I really need? I'm nine.
I think you should go home, get some rest, - and let me do my job.
- Oh, you're doing a great job, and I'm having fun babysitting, too.
- Now, let's go watch another movie.
- But Hey, Harvey.
- Look at these ants.
- It's pretty remarkable.
How's the babysitting going? Jeremy's stepping into my territory.
How am I supposed to prove I can handle babysitting if he's around? Sorry, dude.
Too bad he's an adult, otherwise I could punch him.
Foo, go put those outside.
Remember how Harvey's dad screamed last time? Okay.
- Ha ha! Locked you out.
- Good one.
Wait a second.
That gives me an idea! Hey, Jeremy, could you help me take out this trash? I'd do it myself, but my little child arms are too weak.
Oh.
Oh, dear.
Oh, wait, did he say this was recycling? - What's up? - Foo farted, but you can't tell because of the garbage.
Wait, what? Oh! Oh! Oh, no, it's locked! I'm sorry, Jeremy.
I think we both know this isn't working.
Wait, wait.
I promised your parents I'd watch you.
I'm a good babysitter, and I don't need your help.
Egg, you just stay put.
I'll be right back.
Who is it? Uh, it's your parents.
We're back.
- Jeremy, is that you? - Yeah.
Give it up, Jeremy! This house only needs one babysitter.
Whoa! I'm sorry, but I need to show my parents that I'm a responsible, rational person.
Oh, it's in my eyes! Oh, no! Egg! Don't worry! I'm coming! Oh, no.
No, no, don't jump.
Oh, Harvey, wait! - Fee, Foo, the egg escaped! - Look, we built a garbage fort.
- I think Harvey wants us to help.
- Oh, okay.
Whoa! I'm coming! No! We're coming, Egg! Oh, no.
Okay.
Okay, just just suck it in.
Whoa, we're in Hot Bark Springs.
Look, over there! Little sis! - Whoa! - Watch it! Nooo! Oh, goodness.
Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall! Hold it right there.
You're both tracking dirt everywhere.
I'm gonna clean you two whether you like it or not.
Harvey, they're taking us away.
It's okay.
I can save the egg on my own.
Oh, oh.
Ow! Harvey! Nobody panic.
This is official babysitter business.
- Ow! - Ow! - Dr.
Roberts.
- Ah, hello, child.
I'm just lathering my earthly vessel.
How are you? My sister just fell on your head.
Could you hand her over? Of course.
I knew I felt something blocking my dream chakra.
Oh, man, that was close.
Little sis, now that I've got you, I'm never letting you go.
Whoops.
Why are you so slippery? I just remembered, I'm covered in oil.
No! Egg, stay still! Oh, Harvey, let me help.
Jeremy, no! Go home! I can handle this.
Wow, okay.
That is boiling.
Ow, ow, ow.
The Super Hot Springs! She'll hard-boil if she stays in there.
What the No kids allowed unless accompanied by an adult? But I'm a good kid.
I can't break the rules! Oh, my goodness.
Harvey, do you need my help? No, I can I Yes.
We've combined! Let's go.
Oh, it's so hot.
Oh, I have rosacea.
We did it! You're okay now, Sis.
Thanks for helping me, Jeremy.
I just really wanted to show my mom and dad that I'm responsible enough to do everything on my own, but I guess I'm not.
Here, I don't deserve this badge.
But, Harvey, part of being responsible is admitting when you need help.
I need help with a lot of things, like making phone calls sometimes or, you know, putting on pants.
- You did the right thing.
- Oh, thanks.
You know what? Here, now we're both certified.
Wow! We're great babysitters.