I Heart Arlo (2021) s01e10 Episode Script
Frogday the 13th
It's original ♪
Like me!
[opening theme music plays]
[Arlo] We all need
Someone to hold us up ♪
To help us on
We make each other better ♪
Though the world's not always right
Tough times, they can make us strong ♪
We all belong
We're beautiful together ♪
We're beautiful together ♪
[gentle music plays]
[thunder rumbles]
When the storm clouds pass ♪
When the ♪
[string breaks]
Hmm.
[delicate piano music plays]
- [sighs]
- [croaks]
Ah! Frog!
[chuckles] It's just you, Jeromio.
[groans]
Ribbit. [pants]
[whimpers]
[grunting excitedly]
Jeromio, Jeromio ♪
You came into my home-io ♪
And won't leave me alone-io ♪
[croaks, slurps]
Well, well, well
Do I hear the sound of a brand-new
friendship opening its baby beak to
[in sing-song] sing?
Uh
You know how I feel about frogs, Arlo.
You love them!
No.
If he uses the couch,
can you put a coaster under him?
He's very damp.
Oh, sure.
Who's the dampest frog in Seaside
that we love the mostest?
[croaks]
Jeromio is.
Yes, which is great 'cause
I need you to watch him for a bit.
Wait, what?
Dad's taking me
to some place called Hawaii
to wait out the storm, and apparently,
someone is an invasive species.
Who's the cutest threat
to the native wildlife?
Arlo, I can't watch Jeromio.
His whole gross frog thing,
it's just not for me.
Gross? Don't be silly.
- You just need to get to know him.
- [panting]
- Look at how cuddly he is.
- [splats]
- Trust me, you two'll be fine.
- Arlo, wait.
- Anyways, I'll see y'all two later.
- [lounge music plays]
This is a bad idea!
I know nothing about pet sitting!
Oh, don't worry. Jeromio's easy.
Make sure he eats.
You won't like him when he's hangry.
- [eerie sting]
- [thunder crashes]
Okay. Love you. Bye.
Oh, yeah, and one more
very important thing.
- Don't forget to
- [ship horn blaring]
Don't forget what?
[horn continues]
Is that supposed to be an explosion?
I don't know what you're saying.
[Arlo] Aloha!
[thunder crashes]
- [sighs]
- Ribbit.
Ugh. [grunts]
- [shrill sting]
- [croaks]
[thunder crashes]
[clears throat]
So, Jeromio, do you like m
[croaks]
[mutters quietly]
[croaking]
Music [shudders]
[croaks]
[stammers]
[eye squeaks, squishes]
I'm going to let you watch some TV.
And now we go live
I'll be in my room if you need me.
[chuckles nervously]
- [cracks]
- Ribbit.
[whimpers]
Looks like we're in for a doozy tonight.
If you can stay inside, I'd recommend it.
I cannot because this is literally my job.
When the storm clouds loom ♪
[thunder crashes]
- When the frog eyes ♪
- [dramatic sting]
Bloom? ♪
In the dark and
- [gasps]
- [eerie music plays]
[chuckling]
Silly me.
- [clock ribbits]
- [screams]
[carnivalesque music plays]
Why do I even have that?
[clock chimes]
[thuds, clatters]
Huh?
[oozing]
Oh, jeez, is there a leak somewhere?
[eerie music plays]
[door creaks]
Huh?
- [slams]
- [gasps]
[croaking]
Ribbit.
- [splats]
- Ew.
I mean, hey, Jeromio.
'Sup?
I thought the apartment was flooding.
But it's just you
and your charming excretions.
[croaks]
[slurps]
Uh, um, do you need something?
[slurps] Ribbit.
Oh, what did Arlo say again?
[snarling]
Something about being hangry.
Ribbit.
Is that it? You hungry?
You want something to eat?
[slurps]
[high-pitched static]
You don't need a degree in meteorology
to understand that this storm
is getting really nasty.
[sign thuds]
[laughs] I'm regretting all the choices
that led me to this moment.
[gentle music plays]
Uh Sorry. You're probably
used to eating swamp flies, but, um,
hope you like tomato sandwiches.
- [rasping exhale]
- [dramatic music plays]
Ugh.
Frog breath.
- [thunder crashes]
- [scream croaks]
[high-pitched whine]
Where did he
[croaking] Now, now!
[whimpers]
[munches]
That's a lot of fiber.
- [thunder crashes]
- [croaks]
Oh, okay, uh, was that not enough?
Here, try some tomatoes.
[croaks]
More? How big is your stomach?
- [thunder crashes]
- Ribbit!
I'm sorry, but that's all I have.
Stay stay there. I tried to feed you.
What what else do you want from me?
What else did Arlo say?
Something important.
He kept moving his arms.
- [grunts]
- [smacks]
[croaks]
Ugh!
[thunder crashing]
- Ribbit!
- [gasps]
- [gasps]
- [croak screams]
- [croaks]
- [gasps]
Where did he
- [croaks]
- Ugh!
[croaks]
Please, just leave me alone.
[yells]
[clicking]
[flames whoosh]
[gasps]
[whimpering]
[thuds softly, clatters]
[whimpers]
We're experiencing
gale force winds and flooding.
- [screams]
- [cat yowls]
[pants] Just in case
all this doesn't work out,
- Mom, please feed my gerbil.
- [whimpers]
Arlo tried to tell me something important.
Was he warning me
Jeromio might try to kill me?
No. Bertie, get a grip.
This storm is messing with your head.
Ribbit.
Nope!
[in sing-song] Not gonna die.
Jeromio?
- [croaks]
- [dramatic music plays]
Ribbit!
No, no, no, no, no. [screams]
I gotta get out of here.
[slurps]
[screams]
But how do I [gasps] The window.
I should have pursued
my passion for interior design!
- [cat yowls]
- [screams]
I like your garden!
[Bertie grunting]
[tornado whooshing]
[whistling]
[gasps] No! My coins!
- [gasps] Ah!
- [meows]
This is it.
There's no escape. I'm trapped.
[thunder crashes]
Jeromio?
- Wherever you are, sweet, sweet creature
- [tiny footsteps pattering]
[whimpers]
[gasps]
[clinks, shatters]
[oozing] Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.
[grunting loudly]
[panting]
- [TV static whines]
- Hmm?
[whimpering]
[croaking]
[splats]
[croaking]
[in deep voice] Ribbit!
[croaks]
Stay back. No. No!
[Jeromio whimpering]
[gentle music plays]
Jeromio, are you crying?
Um
It's okay.
Yuck.
Shh.
There, there, little buddy.
Aw. You weren't trying to hurt me.
- You just wanted a hug.
- [croaks]
When the storm clouds pass ♪
When the long night
Finally comes to close ♪
What better end ♪
Than a frog for a friend? ♪
You're actually kind of cute.
[snores, gurgles]
[sighs]
[metal rattling, whining]
- [upbeat music plays]
- [seagulls squawking]
Barbarita ♪
[tires spinning]
Skies are mostly clear and sunny
as the storm appears to have passed.
Life is returning back to normal.
- Wait, am I on TV?
- You sure are. Mind if I interview you?
To anyone lonely out there,
I'm single, I have shingles,
and I'm ready to mingle.
Um, okay. Uh, anyway, this gentleman
appears to have found my purse,
which has my credit cards,
pictures of my gerbil,
and all my forms of identification.
And now he's running away.
I quit.
[ship horn blares]
[Arlo] Aloha!
I'm home! Uh
[both snoring]
Oh, see?
Tsk, I knew you two would be best friends.
Arlo? You're back.
Didn't I tell you it'd be easy?
You just have to feed him
and, most importantly,
give him lots of hugs.
Oh, hugs. That's what you were saying.
[chuckles, snorts]
For a while, I thought you were saying
Jeromio might murder me.
Girl, don't be silly.
Jeromio ain't no murderer.
They were already dead
by the time Jeromio got there.
What?
[closing theme music plays]
Like me!
[opening theme music plays]
[Arlo] We all need
Someone to hold us up ♪
To help us on
We make each other better ♪
Though the world's not always right
Tough times, they can make us strong ♪
We all belong
We're beautiful together ♪
We're beautiful together ♪
[gentle music plays]
[thunder rumbles]
When the storm clouds pass ♪
When the ♪
[string breaks]
Hmm.
[delicate piano music plays]
- [sighs]
- [croaks]
Ah! Frog!
[chuckles] It's just you, Jeromio.
[groans]
Ribbit. [pants]
[whimpers]
[grunting excitedly]
Jeromio, Jeromio ♪
You came into my home-io ♪
And won't leave me alone-io ♪
[croaks, slurps]
Well, well, well
Do I hear the sound of a brand-new
friendship opening its baby beak to
[in sing-song] sing?
Uh
You know how I feel about frogs, Arlo.
You love them!
No.
If he uses the couch,
can you put a coaster under him?
He's very damp.
Oh, sure.
Who's the dampest frog in Seaside
that we love the mostest?
[croaks]
Jeromio is.
Yes, which is great 'cause
I need you to watch him for a bit.
Wait, what?
Dad's taking me
to some place called Hawaii
to wait out the storm, and apparently,
someone is an invasive species.
Who's the cutest threat
to the native wildlife?
Arlo, I can't watch Jeromio.
His whole gross frog thing,
it's just not for me.
Gross? Don't be silly.
- You just need to get to know him.
- [panting]
- Look at how cuddly he is.
- [splats]
- Trust me, you two'll be fine.
- Arlo, wait.
- Anyways, I'll see y'all two later.
- [lounge music plays]
This is a bad idea!
I know nothing about pet sitting!
Oh, don't worry. Jeromio's easy.
Make sure he eats.
You won't like him when he's hangry.
- [eerie sting]
- [thunder crashes]
Okay. Love you. Bye.
Oh, yeah, and one more
very important thing.
- Don't forget to
- [ship horn blaring]
Don't forget what?
[horn continues]
Is that supposed to be an explosion?
I don't know what you're saying.
[Arlo] Aloha!
[thunder crashes]
- [sighs]
- Ribbit.
Ugh. [grunts]
- [shrill sting]
- [croaks]
[thunder crashes]
[clears throat]
So, Jeromio, do you like m
[croaks]
[mutters quietly]
[croaking]
Music [shudders]
[croaks]
[stammers]
[eye squeaks, squishes]
I'm going to let you watch some TV.
And now we go live
I'll be in my room if you need me.
[chuckles nervously]
- [cracks]
- Ribbit.
[whimpers]
Looks like we're in for a doozy tonight.
If you can stay inside, I'd recommend it.
I cannot because this is literally my job.
When the storm clouds loom ♪
[thunder crashes]
- When the frog eyes ♪
- [dramatic sting]
Bloom? ♪
In the dark and
- [gasps]
- [eerie music plays]
[chuckling]
Silly me.
- [clock ribbits]
- [screams]
[carnivalesque music plays]
Why do I even have that?
[clock chimes]
[thuds, clatters]
Huh?
[oozing]
Oh, jeez, is there a leak somewhere?
[eerie music plays]
[door creaks]
Huh?
- [slams]
- [gasps]
[croaking]
Ribbit.
- [splats]
- Ew.
I mean, hey, Jeromio.
'Sup?
I thought the apartment was flooding.
But it's just you
and your charming excretions.
[croaks]
[slurps]
Uh, um, do you need something?
[slurps] Ribbit.
Oh, what did Arlo say again?
[snarling]
Something about being hangry.
Ribbit.
Is that it? You hungry?
You want something to eat?
[slurps]
[high-pitched static]
You don't need a degree in meteorology
to understand that this storm
is getting really nasty.
[sign thuds]
[laughs] I'm regretting all the choices
that led me to this moment.
[gentle music plays]
Uh Sorry. You're probably
used to eating swamp flies, but, um,
hope you like tomato sandwiches.
- [rasping exhale]
- [dramatic music plays]
Ugh.
Frog breath.
- [thunder crashes]
- [scream croaks]
[high-pitched whine]
Where did he
[croaking] Now, now!
[whimpers]
[munches]
That's a lot of fiber.
- [thunder crashes]
- [croaks]
Oh, okay, uh, was that not enough?
Here, try some tomatoes.
[croaks]
More? How big is your stomach?
- [thunder crashes]
- Ribbit!
I'm sorry, but that's all I have.
Stay stay there. I tried to feed you.
What what else do you want from me?
What else did Arlo say?
Something important.
He kept moving his arms.
- [grunts]
- [smacks]
[croaks]
Ugh!
[thunder crashing]
- Ribbit!
- [gasps]
- [gasps]
- [croak screams]
- [croaks]
- [gasps]
Where did he
- [croaks]
- Ugh!
[croaks]
Please, just leave me alone.
[yells]
[clicking]
[flames whoosh]
[gasps]
[whimpering]
[thuds softly, clatters]
[whimpers]
We're experiencing
gale force winds and flooding.
- [screams]
- [cat yowls]
[pants] Just in case
all this doesn't work out,
- Mom, please feed my gerbil.
- [whimpers]
Arlo tried to tell me something important.
Was he warning me
Jeromio might try to kill me?
No. Bertie, get a grip.
This storm is messing with your head.
Ribbit.
Nope!
[in sing-song] Not gonna die.
Jeromio?
- [croaks]
- [dramatic music plays]
Ribbit!
No, no, no, no, no. [screams]
I gotta get out of here.
[slurps]
[screams]
But how do I [gasps] The window.
I should have pursued
my passion for interior design!
- [cat yowls]
- [screams]
I like your garden!
[Bertie grunting]
[tornado whooshing]
[whistling]
[gasps] No! My coins!
- [gasps] Ah!
- [meows]
This is it.
There's no escape. I'm trapped.
[thunder crashes]
Jeromio?
- Wherever you are, sweet, sweet creature
- [tiny footsteps pattering]
[whimpers]
[gasps]
[clinks, shatters]
[oozing] Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.
[grunting loudly]
[panting]
- [TV static whines]
- Hmm?
[whimpering]
[croaking]
[splats]
[croaking]
[in deep voice] Ribbit!
[croaks]
Stay back. No. No!
[Jeromio whimpering]
[gentle music plays]
Jeromio, are you crying?
Um
It's okay.
Yuck.
Shh.
There, there, little buddy.
Aw. You weren't trying to hurt me.
- You just wanted a hug.
- [croaks]
When the storm clouds pass ♪
When the long night
Finally comes to close ♪
What better end ♪
Than a frog for a friend? ♪
You're actually kind of cute.
[snores, gurgles]
[sighs]
[metal rattling, whining]
- [upbeat music plays]
- [seagulls squawking]
Barbarita ♪
[tires spinning]
Skies are mostly clear and sunny
as the storm appears to have passed.
Life is returning back to normal.
- Wait, am I on TV?
- You sure are. Mind if I interview you?
To anyone lonely out there,
I'm single, I have shingles,
and I'm ready to mingle.
Um, okay. Uh, anyway, this gentleman
appears to have found my purse,
which has my credit cards,
pictures of my gerbil,
and all my forms of identification.
And now he's running away.
I quit.
[ship horn blares]
[Arlo] Aloha!
I'm home! Uh
[both snoring]
Oh, see?
Tsk, I knew you two would be best friends.
Arlo? You're back.
Didn't I tell you it'd be easy?
You just have to feed him
and, most importantly,
give him lots of hugs.
Oh, hugs. That's what you were saying.
[chuckles, snorts]
For a while, I thought you were saying
Jeromio might murder me.
Girl, don't be silly.
Jeromio ain't no murderer.
They were already dead
by the time Jeromio got there.
What?
[closing theme music plays]