Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e10 Episode Script
Episode 10
1
Oh.
You found that, huh?
If you found it, I guess
there's nothing I can do.
Wait a minute!
What do you mean, we "found" it?
What do you mean,
there's nothing you can do?!
You guys want some pudding?
I do!
Yes!
Hey! Don't ignore me!
Why didn't you say anything?!
Did you have zero intention
of letting me return to Hell?!
With the second volume,
I could've gone back home at any time!
I could've gone to the festival
I could've gone to see my parents!
Yurine, how long has it been?
How long have you had it?!
Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
Yum!
Delicious!
Thank you, Yurine-san!
Man, this is so good!
No problem.
Hey! Where's mine?!
Go get your own.
Damn it!
Puttsun
Pudding
Hell yeah, baby.
Wait! This isn't the time
to be eating pudding!
Yurine, why won't you answer me?
Is it really because you
don't want me to leave?
If that's it, you should just say so.
Jashin-chan, stay with me
until my lifespan ends.
Jeez, you're hopeless!
You're always so condescending.
Nobody likes condescending girls.
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
Per-chan's right.
Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
just make it harder for her to talk to you.
Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?
You do have a tendency to do that.
Still, Yurine-san, you could've
talked to us about this.
Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
living here, after all.
And there are probably ways we can help—
No one asked you guys to butt in!
I mean, sure, living here
hasn't been so bad
You're finally being honest.
I'm telling you, that's not the point!
The point is that Yurine
kept me from going home.
You expect me to feel good about that?
Where are you going?
I'm going for a drink.
It'll be my last drink in
the human realm, after all.
Boy, what a relief!
This all looks sort of familiar.
Per-chan, are you
Oh, right. That was before I came here.
Sheesh, Per-chan
Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
Kanda
Suzuran
Street
Bicycles Only
So I can actually go home, huh?
Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
time makes everything seem so precious.
That's
Flavor
Coffeehouse
Sabouru
I'm exhausted.
Flavor
Coffeehouse
Sabouru
I wonder how many jobs I've
hopped between this week
kg
Yo, part-timer!
Mega
Extras
My eyes
Part-timer!
CD Giga
The nail
Part-timer!
Pressed sushi
Pressed
Part-timer!
I'm so tired,
Pay
but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
I paid too high a price
for this amount of pay!
No, it wasn't a high price!
The pay's just too low!
Pay Raise
I guess I have no choice but to rise up
Pay Raise
If people are being oppressed,
I have to be their leader!
Pay Raise
I'll become Joan of Arc!
But what's most important right
now is my fresh strawberry juice.
Sabouru My little slice of happiness
Kinria Girl
Welcome.
I'm here for a drink!
It's Jashin-chan-san!
Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
We have seats available
downstairs. Help yourself.
They know me here.
Let's go, Pekola.
Hup.
And a-hup.
Why are you sitting beside me?
Tables here are shared.
At least sit on the other side.
Fresh strawberry juice!
Just one?
Make it 666!
I'm just kidding! That was
a little bit of devil humor!
I'll keep it to around ten today!
Do you want some, too?
Uh, yes
Make it twenty!
Just one! Just one is enough!
I'm going to lose all my savings!
Thank you for waiting.
This stuff's the best!
Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
Refill, please!
Right..
Your eleventh one
Hey, Tajiri
There's something important
I need to tell you.
What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
I haven't sunk so low that I need
to borrow from the dregs of society.
The dregs
Gulp!
That's a song from a game I've been into.
Uh-huh
And what was the important
thing you had to tell me?
You know how foreigners say
"My girlfriend is your
girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
"Oh, no!"
all the time?
Oh, that sounds awful!
That phrase, "Oh, no"
Ou
(ang
I think it originated from the
Japanese word for "anguish."
nou
uish)
If you searched for its
origin on the Internet,
I think you'd get tons of hits.
They mean basically the same thing.
Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
because its employees work on flex time?
Huh? That's not true at all.
How do you know?
Um, what are you trying to say?
I just thought I'd give you
a little parting gift.
A parting gift?
I'll give you an idea
you can use to get rich.
Clean out your butthole and listen up.
There's something I need to tell all of you.
Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
It occurred to me when
I was watching a period drama
You know those costumes that
magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
Yay!
Come on!
You mean those ceremonial costumes?
Yeah, those. They made
me realize something
Don't you think they
evolved over the ages
into business suits?
Businessmen are modern samurai.
The slender look of their shoulders
and their overall stiffness
are exactly the same!
Um—
That's gotta be it, right?
Therefore
Business suits are the evolution
of magistrate costumes,
so if we research modern business suits,
we'll find out what formal wear
in the future will look like!
I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
Aren't I just super smart?
Tajiri, use that to get
rich and find happiness!
What in the world are you talking about?
Huh?
Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
They didn't evolve from
ceremonial magistrate costumes.
That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
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Civil clothes.
There's also a theory that they originated
in a London clothes district
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for Devils
Devil A's English Lesson
Savile Row.
and that the name came from there.
There are multiple theories!
Don't
Don't deny me!
Don't deny my lovableness,
my sorrow, and my intelligence!
Please don't fight in the bar!
No matter what anyone says,
Jashin-chan-san!
ceremonial costumes are business suits!
Jashin-chan-san!
Let me go! Let go, damn it!
My little slice of happiness is ruined
Savile Row!
Damn that Tajiri!
I tried to be nice,
and she just brushed it off!
I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
since I finally get to go back to Hell!
What?
Oh, it's you.
You're going back to Hell?
Huh? Yeah, I am.
We didn't have much time together, did we?
Take care of Yurine for me.
Well, time for the return spell.
H-Huh?
Here. Read it.
Huh? I did read it.
Read it more closely.
Especially the last page.
Why are you guys looking at me like that?
Look at the page with the return spell.
Let's see
"The return spell is
extremely complex, and would
not fully fit in this volume."
"The rest will be included
in Grimoire: Apocrypha."
And now you know.
You need the apocrypha in order
to complete the return spell.
Yurine-chan was trying to
protect you from getting hurt.
You ended up finding it
before she could hide it.
I'm sorry.
I had a feeling the shock of finding out
would turn you into a pillar of salt,
so I kept it from you.
I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
I was going to hide it in a drawer,
but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
balls and sandwiches in there.
I'll punish you for that later.
Yurine-chan
Jashin-chan turned into salt.
I knew it.
Um
And they all lived happily ever after?
Illustration: Yukio
What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
Didn't what end?
The final episode!
You know it's the final episode
when they play Season 1's
opening theme over the end credits!
That aside, we have visitors coming over,
so would you make some tea?
Uh sure.
Hello!
Oh, it's you two?
We came to ask Yurine for advice
on how to become human.
Welcome. Come on in.
Becoming human, huh?
Your sister skipped human
and went straight to panda.
All because you wouldn't
give me my 100,000 yen.
You should've entrusted everything
to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
What's this about 100,000 yen?
Kyon-Kyon?
I was the one who
Come on, how many times have
I told you it wasn't your fault?
Still
Before we talk about becoming human,
maybe you should tell us more
about how it happened.
You're right. The day
I turned into a panda
Hell Zoo
The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
The panda's so cute!
You really like pandas, don't you?
Yeah!
I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
if the black patches around
their eyes were white.
I also like how vicious they are!
You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
Not that vicious, really.
Looks like it's over there.
Oh!
I'll be right back. Just look
at the panda while you wait.
Sure.
Bathroom, bathroom,
bathroom, bathroom, bathroom
Pandas sure have it good.
All they do is eat bamboo
and roll around playing all day,
and everyone squeals
about how cute they are.
Every day must be so fun for you.
I wish I could be a panda.
What did you just say?
Huh?
What did you say just now?
Who is it?! Who's there?!
Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!
The cute, adorable panda
that's right in front of you!
The panda is talking to me?
Directly into your brain.
Amazing, right? Are you shocked?
You were just thinking that
my life's easy, weren't you?
Have you ever considered how
it feels to be locked up in this cage?
I've been in here forever!
And you people get to see
every aspect of how I live!
When I eat, when I use the
bathroom, what I do in private
When I eat, or use the bathroom,
or eat, or use the bathroom,
my private life, everything!
What the
And you say you wish you were a panda?!
You've got a lot of nerve!
What is this panda?
You wanna be one?
You wanna be a panda that bad?
If you wanna be a panda that bad
I'll make you one!
Become a panda!
Wow, a slow loris!
How cute!
Onee-chan?
Onee-chan, I'm back!
Huh?
Onee-chan?
Kyon-Kyon, over here.
Over here, I said.
Hell Giant Panda
Rumble
Oh! A stuffed panda!
This stuffed panda's clothes
look just like my sister's.
I am your sister.
Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
Figure it out!
Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
I'm your sister.
I got turned into a panda!
If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then
If I had gotten back sooner
Hey! Stop laughing!
That was one amazing panda
if it could use a curse like that.
Does that even happen?!
It had to be one with really strong powers.
If it had such strong powers,
why was it in a cage?
Wouldn't the curse go away if
you did something to that panda?
The panda died the very next day.
From overeating.
Shut up!
We came to the human realm
because a high-ranking Hell denizen
said we might find a way
to lift the curse here.
So that's what happened.
You did return to normal temporarily
by eating human candy,
so there might really be a way to undo it here.
Yeah, my strawberry milk candy.
Oh, I know!
If you became a panda while looking
at one and wishing you were one,
maybe if you look at a human and
wish you were one, you'll become one.
Are you really that stupid?
Stupid you say?
Did you not hear how strong
this panda's powers were?
No ordinary human has that kind of power.
Right?
Stare
Stare
Stare
Rest in panda.
Hell Giant Panda
Not yet?
Not yet.
Turning into a human sure takes a while.
Sure does.
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Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
Happy New Year!
We're gonna have fun with
a snowball fight today!
Let's split up into teams!
Medusa, you're on my team.
Beth, you're with me, too.
I'll come back alive
I'll wait
for you
We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
No shelters of any kind allowed!
The team that leaves all of their
opponents unable to fight wins.
And the winning team
Winners
Hell-Style
Snowball Fight
will receive an Amazon
gift card for 30,000 yen!
We've gotta win!
Who's providing that prize?
Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
We appreciate all you do for us.
By the way
I put you on my team so
I'd get the prize all to myself.
I mean, you don't need it, right?
Right
I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
from the grocery store when I win.
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come
On that note
You're first! Die, brat!
Pathetic! Your leg broke!
Weren't all those milk deliveries
supposed to be toughening you up?
J-Jashin-chan!
Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
Damn right I did!
I've had them in the
freezer since last night!
You're lucky you only
lost one leg after a hit
from one of my special snowballs!
You can't fight with that leg.
Just rest, Per-chan.
Yeah I can't go on
Per-chan?!
That's one down!
Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan
Make Jashin-chan feel
the same pain I feel
Flop.
Per-chan!
All right! You can count on us!
Ow.
Ow.
Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
Okay!
Up you go.
Wow! It's rock-hard!
I'll help you two, as well.
Hey! You guys!
All right! Commence counterattack!
Damn you all!
There's no point if none of them hit me!
Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
Minos, do you have a handle
on your ball control?
Um
I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
But
Minos has never been able
to control her strength
You coward!
I never needed you in the
first place, you dummy!
I'm sorry.
Damn it! I was going to
use Medusa as a shield!
That didn't go as planned
You should be paying attention!
Hey, watch it!
Aw, hell.
I don't even care anymore,
so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you kidding me?!
That was dangerous.
Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
Using anything but snowballs is unfair
Incapacitated
Of course it would turn out this way
Well, Yurine,
I guess this means we haven't
escaped our showdown of destiny.
When did a snowball fight
become our showdown of destiny?
Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
You just pointed at me.
Huh?
Calamari
Allow me to explain!
Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
she launched a super powerful
snowball faster than the eye can see,
Sound Barrier
punching a hole right
through Jashin-chan's belly!
Sound Barrier
Sound Barrier
Calamari
That's it!
Yubeshi!
Calamari
Calamari
There's a hole in me
Calamari
What the hell is this
Calamari
It's so cold
Calamari
Jashin-chan!
I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
So cold And everything's dark
Jashin-chan!
In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
The bookstore faced north
All that exercise made me hungry.
Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
The window in our room was cracked
Yeah I am.
Hey, I brought your order,
but there's no one inside.
Of course, since it faced north,
What's all this?!
Poporon-chan!
Hey, perfect timing!
What on earth happened here?
It was covered in white and frozen
It's been awfully noisy out here.
Our beautiful garden
is covered in white snow!
The stove glowed red
Want to join our snowball
fight, Poporon-chan?
Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
All the sound in the apartment faded away
Thanks! We'll play one more
round after we eat this!
In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
We didn't worry about sleeping
with our heads pointing north
H-Huh?
Play with us, Miss Custodian!
I watched over you until
morning while you slept
Wow! No matter how much
I eat, it never runs out!
It really is manna!
It's so white and cold
As we went on having happy dreams
Oh, it's red!
Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
I guess you're more interested
in food than in snowball fights.
Orochimaru!
Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
sepia-colored white window
A Happy New Year!
Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
so I came to see you on
my way from the shrine!
So, everyone, do you remember
the assignment Jashin-chan
gave you at the start of the series?
How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
The correct answer is
Here's one straight to
the bottom of your heart.
Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
There!
Now you've done it! Take that!
Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
Shaved ice!
Before I snipe Orochimaru,
you're my target!
All right!
I haven't had a snowball fight
in millennia! This is exciting!
When it's this cold?
I guess it might be fun to do
things like this now and then.
Hope you don't mind me
sticking around a while longer!
Hasta la vista, baby!
Oh.
You found that, huh?
If you found it, I guess
there's nothing I can do.
Wait a minute!
What do you mean, we "found" it?
What do you mean,
there's nothing you can do?!
You guys want some pudding?
I do!
Yes!
Hey! Don't ignore me!
Why didn't you say anything?!
Did you have zero intention
of letting me return to Hell?!
With the second volume,
I could've gone back home at any time!
I could've gone to the festival
I could've gone to see my parents!
Yurine, how long has it been?
How long have you had it?!
Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
Yum!
Delicious!
Thank you, Yurine-san!
Man, this is so good!
No problem.
Hey! Where's mine?!
Go get your own.
Damn it!
Puttsun
Pudding
Hell yeah, baby.
Wait! This isn't the time
to be eating pudding!
Yurine, why won't you answer me?
Is it really because you
don't want me to leave?
If that's it, you should just say so.
Jashin-chan, stay with me
until my lifespan ends.
Jeez, you're hopeless!
You're always so condescending.
Nobody likes condescending girls.
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
Per-chan's right.
Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
just make it harder for her to talk to you.
Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?
You do have a tendency to do that.
Still, Yurine-san, you could've
talked to us about this.
Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
living here, after all.
And there are probably ways we can help—
No one asked you guys to butt in!
I mean, sure, living here
hasn't been so bad
You're finally being honest.
I'm telling you, that's not the point!
The point is that Yurine
kept me from going home.
You expect me to feel good about that?
Where are you going?
I'm going for a drink.
It'll be my last drink in
the human realm, after all.
Boy, what a relief!
This all looks sort of familiar.
Per-chan, are you
Oh, right. That was before I came here.
Sheesh, Per-chan
Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
Kanda
Suzuran
Street
Bicycles Only
So I can actually go home, huh?
Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
time makes everything seem so precious.
That's
Flavor
Coffeehouse
Sabouru
I'm exhausted.
Flavor
Coffeehouse
Sabouru
I wonder how many jobs I've
hopped between this week
kg
Yo, part-timer!
Mega
Extras
My eyes
Part-timer!
CD Giga
The nail
Part-timer!
Pressed sushi
Pressed
Part-timer!
I'm so tired,
Pay
but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
I paid too high a price
for this amount of pay!
No, it wasn't a high price!
The pay's just too low!
Pay Raise
I guess I have no choice but to rise up
Pay Raise
If people are being oppressed,
I have to be their leader!
Pay Raise
I'll become Joan of Arc!
But what's most important right
now is my fresh strawberry juice.
Sabouru My little slice of happiness
Kinria Girl
Welcome.
I'm here for a drink!
It's Jashin-chan-san!
Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
We have seats available
downstairs. Help yourself.
They know me here.
Let's go, Pekola.
Hup.
And a-hup.
Why are you sitting beside me?
Tables here are shared.
At least sit on the other side.
Fresh strawberry juice!
Just one?
Make it 666!
I'm just kidding! That was
a little bit of devil humor!
I'll keep it to around ten today!
Do you want some, too?
Uh, yes
Make it twenty!
Just one! Just one is enough!
I'm going to lose all my savings!
Thank you for waiting.
This stuff's the best!
Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
Refill, please!
Right..
Your eleventh one
Hey, Tajiri
There's something important
I need to tell you.
What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
I haven't sunk so low that I need
to borrow from the dregs of society.
The dregs
Gulp!
That's a song from a game I've been into.
Uh-huh
And what was the important
thing you had to tell me?
You know how foreigners say
"My girlfriend is your
girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
"Oh, no!"
all the time?
Oh, that sounds awful!
That phrase, "Oh, no"
Ou
(ang
I think it originated from the
Japanese word for "anguish."
nou
uish)
If you searched for its
origin on the Internet,
I think you'd get tons of hits.
They mean basically the same thing.
Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
because its employees work on flex time?
Huh? That's not true at all.
How do you know?
Um, what are you trying to say?
I just thought I'd give you
a little parting gift.
A parting gift?
I'll give you an idea
you can use to get rich.
Clean out your butthole and listen up.
There's something I need to tell all of you.
Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
It occurred to me when
I was watching a period drama
You know those costumes that
magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
Yay!
Come on!
You mean those ceremonial costumes?
Yeah, those. They made
me realize something
Don't you think they
evolved over the ages
into business suits?
Businessmen are modern samurai.
The slender look of their shoulders
and their overall stiffness
are exactly the same!
Um—
That's gotta be it, right?
Therefore
Business suits are the evolution
of magistrate costumes,
so if we research modern business suits,
we'll find out what formal wear
in the future will look like!
I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
Aren't I just super smart?
Tajiri, use that to get
rich and find happiness!
What in the world are you talking about?
Huh?
Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
They didn't evolve from
ceremonial magistrate costumes.
That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
ATV
for Devils
Devil A's English Lesson
Civil clothes.
There's also a theory that they originated
in a London clothes district
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Devil A's English Lesson
Savile Row.
and that the name came from there.
There are multiple theories!
Don't
Don't deny me!
Don't deny my lovableness,
my sorrow, and my intelligence!
Please don't fight in the bar!
No matter what anyone says,
Jashin-chan-san!
ceremonial costumes are business suits!
Jashin-chan-san!
Let me go! Let go, damn it!
My little slice of happiness is ruined
Savile Row!
Damn that Tajiri!
I tried to be nice,
and she just brushed it off!
I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
since I finally get to go back to Hell!
What?
Oh, it's you.
You're going back to Hell?
Huh? Yeah, I am.
We didn't have much time together, did we?
Take care of Yurine for me.
Well, time for the return spell.
H-Huh?
Here. Read it.
Huh? I did read it.
Read it more closely.
Especially the last page.
Why are you guys looking at me like that?
Look at the page with the return spell.
Let's see
"The return spell is
extremely complex, and would
not fully fit in this volume."
"The rest will be included
in Grimoire: Apocrypha."
And now you know.
You need the apocrypha in order
to complete the return spell.
Yurine-chan was trying to
protect you from getting hurt.
You ended up finding it
before she could hide it.
I'm sorry.
I had a feeling the shock of finding out
would turn you into a pillar of salt,
so I kept it from you.
I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
I was going to hide it in a drawer,
but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
balls and sandwiches in there.
I'll punish you for that later.
Yurine-chan
Jashin-chan turned into salt.
I knew it.
Um
And they all lived happily ever after?
Illustration: Yukio
What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
Didn't what end?
The final episode!
You know it's the final episode
when they play Season 1's
opening theme over the end credits!
That aside, we have visitors coming over,
so would you make some tea?
Uh sure.
Hello!
Oh, it's you two?
We came to ask Yurine for advice
on how to become human.
Welcome. Come on in.
Becoming human, huh?
Your sister skipped human
and went straight to panda.
All because you wouldn't
give me my 100,000 yen.
You should've entrusted everything
to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
What's this about 100,000 yen?
Kyon-Kyon?
I was the one who
Come on, how many times have
I told you it wasn't your fault?
Still
Before we talk about becoming human,
maybe you should tell us more
about how it happened.
You're right. The day
I turned into a panda
Hell Zoo
The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
The panda's so cute!
You really like pandas, don't you?
Yeah!
I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
if the black patches around
their eyes were white.
I also like how vicious they are!
You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
Not that vicious, really.
Looks like it's over there.
Oh!
I'll be right back. Just look
at the panda while you wait.
Sure.
Bathroom, bathroom,
bathroom, bathroom, bathroom
Pandas sure have it good.
All they do is eat bamboo
and roll around playing all day,
and everyone squeals
about how cute they are.
Every day must be so fun for you.
I wish I could be a panda.
What did you just say?
Huh?
What did you say just now?
Who is it?! Who's there?!
Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!
The cute, adorable panda
that's right in front of you!
The panda is talking to me?
Directly into your brain.
Amazing, right? Are you shocked?
You were just thinking that
my life's easy, weren't you?
Have you ever considered how
it feels to be locked up in this cage?
I've been in here forever!
And you people get to see
every aspect of how I live!
When I eat, when I use the
bathroom, what I do in private
When I eat, or use the bathroom,
or eat, or use the bathroom,
my private life, everything!
What the
And you say you wish you were a panda?!
You've got a lot of nerve!
What is this panda?
You wanna be one?
You wanna be a panda that bad?
If you wanna be a panda that bad
I'll make you one!
Become a panda!
Wow, a slow loris!
How cute!
Onee-chan?
Onee-chan, I'm back!
Huh?
Onee-chan?
Kyon-Kyon, over here.
Over here, I said.
Hell Giant Panda
Rumble
Oh! A stuffed panda!
This stuffed panda's clothes
look just like my sister's.
I am your sister.
Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
Figure it out!
Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
I'm your sister.
I got turned into a panda!
If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then
If I had gotten back sooner
Hey! Stop laughing!
That was one amazing panda
if it could use a curse like that.
Does that even happen?!
It had to be one with really strong powers.
If it had such strong powers,
why was it in a cage?
Wouldn't the curse go away if
you did something to that panda?
The panda died the very next day.
From overeating.
Shut up!
We came to the human realm
because a high-ranking Hell denizen
said we might find a way
to lift the curse here.
So that's what happened.
You did return to normal temporarily
by eating human candy,
so there might really be a way to undo it here.
Yeah, my strawberry milk candy.
Oh, I know!
If you became a panda while looking
at one and wishing you were one,
maybe if you look at a human and
wish you were one, you'll become one.
Are you really that stupid?
Stupid you say?
Did you not hear how strong
this panda's powers were?
No ordinary human has that kind of power.
Right?
Stare
Stare
Stare
Rest in panda.
Hell Giant Panda
Not yet?
Not yet.
Turning into a human sure takes a while.
Sure does.
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Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
Happy New Year!
We're gonna have fun with
a snowball fight today!
Let's split up into teams!
Medusa, you're on my team.
Beth, you're with me, too.
I'll come back alive
I'll wait
for you
We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
No shelters of any kind allowed!
The team that leaves all of their
opponents unable to fight wins.
And the winning team
Winners
Hell-Style
Snowball Fight
will receive an Amazon
gift card for 30,000 yen!
We've gotta win!
Who's providing that prize?
Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
We appreciate all you do for us.
By the way
I put you on my team so
I'd get the prize all to myself.
I mean, you don't need it, right?
Right
I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
from the grocery store when I win.
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On that note
You're first! Die, brat!
Pathetic! Your leg broke!
Weren't all those milk deliveries
supposed to be toughening you up?
J-Jashin-chan!
Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
Damn right I did!
I've had them in the
freezer since last night!
You're lucky you only
lost one leg after a hit
from one of my special snowballs!
You can't fight with that leg.
Just rest, Per-chan.
Yeah I can't go on
Per-chan?!
That's one down!
Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan
Make Jashin-chan feel
the same pain I feel
Flop.
Per-chan!
All right! You can count on us!
Ow.
Ow.
Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
Okay!
Up you go.
Wow! It's rock-hard!
I'll help you two, as well.
Hey! You guys!
All right! Commence counterattack!
Damn you all!
There's no point if none of them hit me!
Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
Minos, do you have a handle
on your ball control?
Um
I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
But
Minos has never been able
to control her strength
You coward!
I never needed you in the
first place, you dummy!
I'm sorry.
Damn it! I was going to
use Medusa as a shield!
That didn't go as planned
You should be paying attention!
Hey, watch it!
Aw, hell.
I don't even care anymore,
so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you kidding me?!
That was dangerous.
Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
Using anything but snowballs is unfair
Incapacitated
Of course it would turn out this way
Well, Yurine,
I guess this means we haven't
escaped our showdown of destiny.
When did a snowball fight
become our showdown of destiny?
Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
You just pointed at me.
Huh?
Calamari
Allow me to explain!
Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
she launched a super powerful
snowball faster than the eye can see,
Sound Barrier
punching a hole right
through Jashin-chan's belly!
Sound Barrier
Sound Barrier
Calamari
That's it!
Yubeshi!
Calamari
Calamari
There's a hole in me
Calamari
What the hell is this
Calamari
It's so cold
Calamari
Jashin-chan!
I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
So cold And everything's dark
Jashin-chan!
In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
The bookstore faced north
All that exercise made me hungry.
Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
The window in our room was cracked
Yeah I am.
Hey, I brought your order,
but there's no one inside.
Of course, since it faced north,
What's all this?!
Poporon-chan!
Hey, perfect timing!
What on earth happened here?
It was covered in white and frozen
It's been awfully noisy out here.
Our beautiful garden
is covered in white snow!
The stove glowed red
Want to join our snowball
fight, Poporon-chan?
Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
All the sound in the apartment faded away
Thanks! We'll play one more
round after we eat this!
In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
We didn't worry about sleeping
with our heads pointing north
H-Huh?
Play with us, Miss Custodian!
I watched over you until
morning while you slept
Wow! No matter how much
I eat, it never runs out!
It really is manna!
It's so white and cold
As we went on having happy dreams
Oh, it's red!
Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
I guess you're more interested
in food than in snowball fights.
Orochimaru!
Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
sepia-colored white window
A Happy New Year!
Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
so I came to see you on
my way from the shrine!
So, everyone, do you remember
the assignment Jashin-chan
gave you at the start of the series?
How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
The correct answer is
Here's one straight to
the bottom of your heart.
Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
There!
Now you've done it! Take that!
Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
Shaved ice!
Before I snipe Orochimaru,
you're my target!
All right!
I haven't had a snowball fight
in millennia! This is exciting!
When it's this cold?
I guess it might be fun to do
things like this now and then.
Hope you don't mind me
sticking around a while longer!
Hasta la vista, baby!