Kid Cosmic (2021) s01e10 Episode Script

[Kid] Woo-hoo!
[vehicle approaching]
[cheering]
-[man] Ah!
-[gasps]
[grunting]
Not so fast, alien scum!
[Biker exclaims]
Whoa!
You monster!
So sorry!
[Biker screams]
[energy powering down]
Go, Kid! Go!
Yes!
-[all] No!
-Give the Stone back!
-Its power is mine!
-Almost… Just… gotta…
-What are you doing?
-[Kid straining] Rings are cooler!
[Local Heroes] Just go!
Look!
Yes!
[cheering]
[blows raspberry]
Ah!
Get that kid!
[Crimson Vision] Thirty degrees east.
No, west. North, two degrees. No, six!
Ah! Pick a place for a portal
and I'll place it!
I can't predict what's gonna happen!
He's too wild and all over the place!
Ha! That's my power!
Whoa!
I don't know what I'm doing!
Ah!
Uh… [screams]
Hey there. We're the Local Heroes.
We're here to rescue you.
Friends!
Meow.
What? That's how cats say hello.
[Kid] Ah! Ooh! Wah! Uh!
-[grunts]
-That's not your stone!
Ah!
[truck horn blaring]
Invaders… must… die!
[all scream]
Ah!
[honking]
Mom! Dad! No!
[all] Whoa!
Whoa…
Oh no!
[Kid] Sorry!
Wow, I have telekin… telekinin… tel--
[Wilkzon telepathically]
Telekinesis, the power of mind control.
Cool.
[voice warbling] Give back the stones!
[Wilkzon] Not that kind of mind control.
You can just think about
moving something around,
and it will move… around.
[Jo] So, he wasn't really flying.
He was moving himself with his mind?
-Because--
-Because I thought I'd look cool.
[Biker] You do look cool.
-Kid--
-No.
What? No, I was just--
You were gonna say how wrong you were
and ask if I want to join
Earth Force Enforcement Force.
-No.
-Yes, you were.
I've seen enough movies 
and read comic books
to know this is the join-me part.
Okay, Kid. I'm impressed.
You got me.
Yes, I was wrong about you. And yes…
How would you feel about joining
Earth Force Enforcement Force?
I'd feel great about it!
But I've also seen enough movies 
and read enough comic books to realize
even though being part of
a super cool force with costumes,
protecting Earth from evil alien invaders,
span style="style2"sounds cool…
it's not real.
Real heroes don't go around
looking cool and beating up people…
-Aliens.
-…just because they're different.
Being a hero isn't about forming a fist.
It's about extending a hand.
Heroes help, not hurt.
[straining] So, if I can just…
-[all exclaiming]
-[Kid] Stop!
-Just relax.
-Act on instinct!
I know! I know! I know!
-Hold on, I just got tekeni-kenisis!
-[Wilkzon] Telekinesis.
Okay.
Freakin' out? Breathe it out.
Focus. Stones.
Ow! Ah! Ow!
[all scream]
Sorry!
[sighs]
Focus. Earth Force.
[energy humming]
Focus. Stones of Power.
[loud boom]
[all cheering]
[grunts]
Yeah, all right!
[all scream]
Sorry! Focus.
Slow. Easy, easy.
[gentle instrumental music plays]
[triumphant music plays]
Hi. I'm Kid Cosmic of planet Earth.
And I believe these are yours.
[man] What'd I tell you?
Huh, they are space peoples from space.
-Whoa…
-span style="style2"¡Hola! Me llamo Carlos.
-Ramona.
-[purrs]
Hi. Flo.
-[Jo clears throat]
-I own the local diner.
-[Jo clears throat]
-Hey, it's breakfast time.
-Do you have coffee in space?
-Mom!
-Huh?
-We were doing a thing!
Yeah, like trying to save the day.
You all showed up at just the wrong time
and sort of killed the special moment
-and that's okay. You didn't know.
-Quiet!
Kid, you were saying?
Yeah, so I found these cosmic rings--
I mean, Stones of Power.
And I think they're yours.
Thank you all so much.
If you only knew
what these stones meant to us.
I figure you want 'em back,
since they're the source of your powers.
More the source of our pain.
Each stone is the final remnant
of our destroyed home worlds.
[muffled explosions]
Whoa! Tragic backstory.
That is so coo-- sad. So sad.
Whoever holds one of the stones
takes on the natural powers and abilities
of that planet's original inhabitants.
So the stone is all
that's left of your planets?
[Wilkzon]
Each one ripped apart by Erodious.
Erodious the Planet Killer!
[whimpers]
[robot] span style="style2"Event: home destroyed.
Result: lost everything.
Conclusion: life is
full of nothingness and pain.
But on the bright side, we were like,
"Whoa, your planet was
destroyed by Erodious too?
You just wanna keep your stone safe too?
Whoa, we don't have to fight?
That's so crazy!" Heh.
Yes. In finding what we had lost,
we not only found each other,
but hope for the future.
I know how you feel.
Thank you, Kid Cosmic.
So, anybody hungry?
-Oh yeah!
-I'm starving!
[robot] span style="style2"I do not eat.
Well, then, come on!
Mo's Oasis, like no other place is.
[upbeat rock song plays]
Hanging out in my dead-end town ♪
Whoa, where's everybody gone? ♪
[singing indistinctly]
When monsters come, I won't run ♪
'Cause it means I got a part of a plan ♪
I do the best that I can ♪
Hanging out in my dead-end town ♪
Yes, it may be
But we don't care ♪
It don't matter if your flag is busted ♪
Just wave it around in the air ♪
My beat is funny
And my nose is runny ♪
And I don't know what to do… ♪
[Kid] Hey. Papa G always says,
"Evil is just a cry for help
from a heart that's hurting." So…
[grunts] Get out of here, dork!
Hey! I was only trying to help.
I do the best that I can ♪
Oh, right. No powers. Duh!
I do the best that I can ♪
I can, whoo-hoo ♪
[theme music playing]
[vocalizing]
[Jo clears throat]
[Jo clears throat]
Mom? Mom?
-Mom!
-What?
Oh, sorry, honey.
I was just thinking how nice it was
to have some new visitors.
[sighs] Sad to say goodbye.
Yeah. It was a wild adventure.
-[door bells jingle]
-Fair patrons of Mo's Oasis Cafe!
I've discovered something big!
[gasps]
The creamer!
Papa G and I went pickin' and found it.
That reminds you of your mother, right?
Super rare.
Oh, thank you, Kid.
I appreciate how you're helping
save this old place.
[Kid] That's what heroes do.
Oh, sorry.
[energy hums]
Queen Xhan!
Are you okay?
[Xhan groans]
Erodious. Erodious!
The Planet Killer?
We thought it was gone.
But the evil from our past has returned.
Oh no!
I led the other survivors into battle
against the Planet Killer.
Yes!
But Erodious… too powerful.
No!
Need the thirteen stones.
Thirteenspan style="style1" stones?!
To defeat Erodious and save the galaxy.
Will you help, Kid Cosmic?
Don't look at me. Ask her.
-She's the leader.
-Huh, what? Uh…
Wait, uh, yeah, I--
I mean, yeah, of course we want to help,
but what happened to the other survivors?
They didn't survive.
[all gasp]
But with the thirteen stones
and your leadership, Jo,
victory shall be ours!
I think I can use
what power I have left to…
[toilet flushes]
[engine revs]
Hey! What's goin' on?
We're in…
space!
[Tuna] Hot damn!
We got the band and the gang ♪
Dance like you're from outer space ♪
-One, two, three, four ♪
span style="style1"-[vocalizing]
Shake it off
You here with nothing to do? ♪
Here's a brand new dance
I wanna show you ♪
Slow down
If you're out and you wanna get down ♪
Hold your arms horizontal
Shake your elbows around ♪
[vocalizing]
Call me Kid ♪
Dance like you're from outer space ♪
Wah! ♪
Yeah, you, good night ♪