Ninja Sentai Kakuranger (1994) s01e10 Episode Script
The Old Man's Baby-Cry
Ninja Squad
Producers:
Kaji Atsushi (TV Asahi)
Yoshikawa Susumu (Toei)
Suzuki Takeyuki (Toei Agency)
Created by: Yatsude Saburo
Episode Writer: Takaku Susumu
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Episode Writer: Takaku Susumu
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Music: Kawamura Eiji
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Music: Kawamura Eiji
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
Music: Kawamura Eiji
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
NinjaRed/Sasuke: Ogawa Teruaki
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
There's a mystery to be solved between these two
NinjaRed/Sasuke: Ogawa Teruaki
There's a mystery to be solved between these two
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
NinjaWhite/Tsuruhime: Hirose Satomi
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
In the sunset light, my girl and I were in the mood
NinjaBlue/Saizou: Tsuchida Hiroshi
In the sunset light, my girl and I were in the mood
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
NinjaBlue/Saizou: Tsuchida Hiroshi
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
NinjaYellow/Seikai: Kawai Shuu
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
NinjaYellow/Seikai: Kawai Shuu
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
NinjaBlack/Jiraiya: Kane Kosugi
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
Then vanished into a black hole!
NinjaBlack/Jiraiya: Kane Kosugi
Then vanished into a black hole!
Gentleman: Monsieur Tamura
Kaori: Yoneda Satomi
Kaori's Mother: Chiba Yumi
Then vanished into a black hole!
Gentleman: Monsieur Tamura
Kaori: Yoneda Satomi
Kaori's Mother: Chiba Yumi
What in the, in the world was that?
Doctor: Takeuchi Yasushi
Nurse: Yamada Haruko
Policeman: Kurita Seisahara
What in the, in the world was that?
What in the, in the world was that?
Doll Voices:
Kousaka Makoto
Honda Ikuko
Morita Kiyu
What in the, in the world was that?
Doll Voices:
Kousaka Makoto
Honda Ikuko
Morita Kiyu
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Doll Voices:
Kousaka Makoto
Honda Ikuko
Morita Kiyu
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Japan Action Club:
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Japan Action Club:
Japan Action Club:
Kakuranger, ninja ninja
Japan Action Club:
Kakuranger, ninja ninja
Action Director: Takeda Michihiro
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Action Director: Takeda Michihiro
Episode Director: Sakamoto Taro
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
There you are, dear.
Thank you, daddy!
Isn't that a nice gift?
Thank you so much.
It would be nice to have a family like that
I have all these dolls, and yet
I'm so lonely
I know! I'll give souls to these dolls, and make my own family!
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
There we are.
Let's head home.
Sure.
It's time to steal some human souls!
What's wrong, little one?
Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy!
Here you are.
Tsuruhime!
What's wrong, Kaori?
My mommy's
What's going on?
I hope she hasn't been abandoned
There's a good girl.
Wow, that's one heavy kid!
Like it's not a baby at all
It's more like a rock!
I'll be taking your soul, now!
Konaki-jiji
I'll be taking your soul, now!
I'll be taking your soul, now!
Konaki-jiji has appeared!
Long ago, travelers in the mountains would hear the cry of a baby.
When they tried to pick up the child, it would suddenly become as heavy as a rock
and crush the traveler under its weight!
This is Konaki-jiji's true form.
What you ji is what you get!
And he's shown up again in modern times!
With a ji! ji! here and a ji! ji! there! But how will this unfold?
You'll just have to wait and see!
There it is!
Get back here!
Hey!
Get back here!
Come and get me! Catch me if you can!
It's Konaki-jiji!
Get back here, punk!
Kaori's mother's soul was taken?
Is that true?
I don't know how it happened, but
That's the only conclusion I can draw.
Whatever it is, it's something that medical science can't explain.
So if her soul isn't restored she'll die?
Doctor!
We have five more patients missing their souls. They just arrived in the ambulance.
What the hell's going on, here?!
Closed
Stupid Konaki-jiji! When I get my hands on him
That was a dirty trick! Settin' a trap like that.
Dammit!
Save the griping for later.
He's right. We need to retrieve the souls he stole, or Kaori's mother and all those people are doomed.
But we don't even know where to find him!
We'll use a baby carriage.
A baby carriage?
We'll make a fake yokai baby carriage to draw Konaki-jiji out.
There we go.
All done!
Not bad for bein' made out of crap we found.
Time for janken!
Janken?
It's rock-paper-scissors. Whoever loses gets to play the baby.
Then we just lay low 'til Konaki-jiji comes around.
Rock paper
Wait! Wait a minute!
What now?
We should do ninpo janken.
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Hear me, god of janken!
I don't want to play the baby, please!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Here we go!
You make a cute li'l baby!
Come on, come on
You make a cute li'l baby!
Come on, come on
Step right in!
C'mon, let's go.
Come on! Nappy time!
I've got your pacifier!
Got your rattle!
Here's your bear.
C'mon, Sasuke. Give us a good cry.
What's that?
A baby's crying
What's this?
How bizarre!
No! Get away from there!
This is a yokai baby carriage!
What an awful joke.
Try to be cuter, dummy!
You do it, then!
Like hell!
That ain't good!
Wait!
Stop! Where do you think you're going?
Heave-ho!
Jiraiya!
Closed for urgent business
-The management
My sleeping sorcery seems to have worn off.
You
You're the yokai, Konaki-jiji so this is where you've been holed up!
What did you do with the souls you took?!
I wanted a family like the ones you humans have.
I wanted some training to be the head of a family!
Kakuranger stupidhead!
Stupidhead!
Let's kill him and send him to the afterlife!
Hang him to death! Hang him! Hang him!
Yeah!
My, my! What foulmouthed children! That's enough, now.
Of course you stole the souls from humans and gave them to dolls?
They're not just dolls.
They're my darling family.
At last, I am happy.
I finally have the yokai Konaki-jiji Family I've always dreamed of.
Come on, kids! Gather 'round!
Okay!
We're family! We're family!
Family! Family!
I know! We should take a family picture.
Here it comes!
Say cheese!
It's from Sasuke!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Super Henge!
I'm so happy
My dear family
I want my family to grow bigger, training to be the head of the biggest family in the world!
Like that's gonna happen.
You ain't gonna take any more human souls!
You'll face my judgment!
Enough talk, Kakuranger.
Do you really think you can escape?
No escape!
Those who stand in my way receive death!
-Death!
-What?!
Death! It's death!
Sasuke!
He's gone!
That Kakuranger's set for death by explosion!
He'll fall like a stone in that baby carriage!
He'll fall right down!
He'll fall like a stone in that baby carriage!
He'll fall right down!
That'll show him!
What do we do?
Gunpowder
Kakuranger!
I'm going to drop this baby carriage. And when it hits
your body will explode!
You'll be blasted to bits!
Now, begin your journey into death!
There.
The baby carriage!
Hey!
Sasuke!
Kakuranger! You're much too late to stop this!
He survived!
Hey! Yokai Konaki-jiji!
While I was sitting in the carriage
I was using the Sarutobi Clan Ninpo, Rope Escape!
The ninpo known as Rope Escape involves dislocating all of your joints,
restlessly wriggling round and round to release the rascally ropes and retreat!
Let's go!
Super Henge!
Doron Changer!
Striking down evil, hidden from the eyes of men!
Ninja Squad
Kakuranger stands before you!
You
Judgment!
Get ready, punk!
I give! I surrender!
Hey
You're open!
He's heavy
This is the sorcery known as
Rocky Abyss!
Huh? He's gone!
You dummy!
Art of Escape, eh?!
Konaki-jiji! Take a look at our teamwork!
Sure, let's have a look!
Kakuranger Ball!
Ready go!
Jiraiya!
Seikai!
Saizou!
Sasuke!
Kickoff!
Kakure Shoot!
See that? That's the Kakuranger Ball!
Then I'll just become a giant and crush you all!
Kakure Style!
Art of the Giant Beast, Juusho!
Red Simiadar!
You think that'll work on me?!
Time to combine!
Okay!
Ninja Combination! Mighty Shogun!
Mighty Shogun has arrived!
Blazing Shogun Sword!
Rest in peace!
Mommy!
Kaori!
I'm so glad to see you
Dear!
Naomi
Their souls have returned! It's a miracle!
I'm so happy for you, Kaori!
Thank you for your help.
I'm so happy for you, Kaori!
I can't thank you enough.
My
Family is truly a wonderful thing.
Humans and yokai they both need families.
Even Konaki-jiji had a family, for a while!
It just makes me want to cry!
What's that?
Even Konaki-jiji wanted children of his own?
Oh, don't start with that!
You're making me cry! Stop it!
To be continued
Ninja Squad
Shuri-shuri Shuriken
Dance! Dance!
Doro-doro Dororon
Bishi-bishi Makibishi
Dance! Dance!
Flying high above the megalopolis
This skyline is like our own backyard
(Don't you want to see our latest moves?)
Shuri-shuri Shuriken! Bishi-bishi Makibishi!
Check out these acrobatic skills!
The demons and the dororon can't take their eyes away!
The ninja big city kids!
Doro-doro Dororon
Shuri-shuri Shuriken
Dance! Dance!
Doro-doro Dororon
Bishi-bishi Makibishi
Dance! Dance!
Big city kids!
Clothing's turning to rags and attacking people!
The yokai Shirouneri loves worn out things!
He's angry about the recycling trend!
If that wasn't enough, he captures Seikai!
What will happen to him?
Ninja Squad Kakuranger:
Rags Over All!!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger:
Rags Over All!!
Rags Over All!!
Rags Over All!!
Producers:
Kaji Atsushi (TV Asahi)
Yoshikawa Susumu (Toei)
Suzuki Takeyuki (Toei Agency)
Created by: Yatsude Saburo
Episode Writer: Takaku Susumu
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Episode Writer: Takaku Susumu
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Music: Kawamura Eiji
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Music: Kawamura Eiji
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
Music: Kawamura Eiji
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
NinjaRed/Sasuke: Ogawa Teruaki
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
There's a mystery to be solved between these two
NinjaRed/Sasuke: Ogawa Teruaki
There's a mystery to be solved between these two
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
NinjaWhite/Tsuruhime: Hirose Satomi
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
In the sunset light, my girl and I were in the mood
NinjaBlue/Saizou: Tsuchida Hiroshi
In the sunset light, my girl and I were in the mood
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
NinjaBlue/Saizou: Tsuchida Hiroshi
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
NinjaYellow/Seikai: Kawai Shuu
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
NinjaYellow/Seikai: Kawai Shuu
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
NinjaBlack/Jiraiya: Kane Kosugi
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
Then vanished into a black hole!
NinjaBlack/Jiraiya: Kane Kosugi
Then vanished into a black hole!
Gentleman: Monsieur Tamura
Kaori: Yoneda Satomi
Kaori's Mother: Chiba Yumi
Then vanished into a black hole!
Gentleman: Monsieur Tamura
Kaori: Yoneda Satomi
Kaori's Mother: Chiba Yumi
What in the, in the world was that?
Doctor: Takeuchi Yasushi
Nurse: Yamada Haruko
Policeman: Kurita Seisahara
What in the, in the world was that?
What in the, in the world was that?
Doll Voices:
Kousaka Makoto
Honda Ikuko
Morita Kiyu
What in the, in the world was that?
Doll Voices:
Kousaka Makoto
Honda Ikuko
Morita Kiyu
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Doll Voices:
Kousaka Makoto
Honda Ikuko
Morita Kiyu
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Japan Action Club:
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Japan Action Club:
Japan Action Club:
Kakuranger, ninja ninja
Japan Action Club:
Kakuranger, ninja ninja
Action Director: Takeda Michihiro
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Action Director: Takeda Michihiro
Episode Director: Sakamoto Taro
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
There you are, dear.
Thank you, daddy!
Isn't that a nice gift?
Thank you so much.
It would be nice to have a family like that
I have all these dolls, and yet
I'm so lonely
I know! I'll give souls to these dolls, and make my own family!
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
The Old Man Who Cries Like a Baby
There we are.
Let's head home.
Sure.
It's time to steal some human souls!
What's wrong, little one?
Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy!
Here you are.
Tsuruhime!
What's wrong, Kaori?
My mommy's
What's going on?
I hope she hasn't been abandoned
There's a good girl.
Wow, that's one heavy kid!
Like it's not a baby at all
It's more like a rock!
I'll be taking your soul, now!
Konaki-jiji
I'll be taking your soul, now!
I'll be taking your soul, now!
Konaki-jiji has appeared!
Long ago, travelers in the mountains would hear the cry of a baby.
When they tried to pick up the child, it would suddenly become as heavy as a rock
and crush the traveler under its weight!
This is Konaki-jiji's true form.
What you ji is what you get!
And he's shown up again in modern times!
With a ji! ji! here and a ji! ji! there! But how will this unfold?
You'll just have to wait and see!
There it is!
Get back here!
Hey!
Get back here!
Come and get me! Catch me if you can!
It's Konaki-jiji!
Get back here, punk!
Kaori's mother's soul was taken?
Is that true?
I don't know how it happened, but
That's the only conclusion I can draw.
Whatever it is, it's something that medical science can't explain.
So if her soul isn't restored she'll die?
Doctor!
We have five more patients missing their souls. They just arrived in the ambulance.
What the hell's going on, here?!
Closed
Stupid Konaki-jiji! When I get my hands on him
That was a dirty trick! Settin' a trap like that.
Dammit!
Save the griping for later.
He's right. We need to retrieve the souls he stole, or Kaori's mother and all those people are doomed.
But we don't even know where to find him!
We'll use a baby carriage.
A baby carriage?
We'll make a fake yokai baby carriage to draw Konaki-jiji out.
There we go.
All done!
Not bad for bein' made out of crap we found.
Time for janken!
Janken?
It's rock-paper-scissors. Whoever loses gets to play the baby.
Then we just lay low 'til Konaki-jiji comes around.
Rock paper
Wait! Wait a minute!
What now?
We should do ninpo janken.
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Hear me, god of janken!
I don't want to play the baby, please!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Here we go!
You make a cute li'l baby!
Come on, come on
You make a cute li'l baby!
Come on, come on
Step right in!
C'mon, let's go.
Come on! Nappy time!
I've got your pacifier!
Got your rattle!
Here's your bear.
C'mon, Sasuke. Give us a good cry.
What's that?
A baby's crying
What's this?
How bizarre!
No! Get away from there!
This is a yokai baby carriage!
What an awful joke.
Try to be cuter, dummy!
You do it, then!
Like hell!
That ain't good!
Wait!
Stop! Where do you think you're going?
Heave-ho!
Jiraiya!
Closed for urgent business
-The management
My sleeping sorcery seems to have worn off.
You
You're the yokai, Konaki-jiji so this is where you've been holed up!
What did you do with the souls you took?!
I wanted a family like the ones you humans have.
I wanted some training to be the head of a family!
Kakuranger stupidhead!
Stupidhead!
Let's kill him and send him to the afterlife!
Hang him to death! Hang him! Hang him!
Yeah!
My, my! What foulmouthed children! That's enough, now.
Of course you stole the souls from humans and gave them to dolls?
They're not just dolls.
They're my darling family.
At last, I am happy.
I finally have the yokai Konaki-jiji Family I've always dreamed of.
Come on, kids! Gather 'round!
Okay!
We're family! We're family!
Family! Family!
I know! We should take a family picture.
Here it comes!
Say cheese!
It's from Sasuke!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Super Henge!
I'm so happy
My dear family
I want my family to grow bigger, training to be the head of the biggest family in the world!
Like that's gonna happen.
You ain't gonna take any more human souls!
You'll face my judgment!
Enough talk, Kakuranger.
Do you really think you can escape?
No escape!
Those who stand in my way receive death!
-Death!
-What?!
Death! It's death!
Sasuke!
He's gone!
That Kakuranger's set for death by explosion!
He'll fall like a stone in that baby carriage!
He'll fall right down!
He'll fall like a stone in that baby carriage!
He'll fall right down!
That'll show him!
What do we do?
Gunpowder
Kakuranger!
I'm going to drop this baby carriage. And when it hits
your body will explode!
You'll be blasted to bits!
Now, begin your journey into death!
There.
The baby carriage!
Hey!
Sasuke!
Kakuranger! You're much too late to stop this!
He survived!
Hey! Yokai Konaki-jiji!
While I was sitting in the carriage
I was using the Sarutobi Clan Ninpo, Rope Escape!
The ninpo known as Rope Escape involves dislocating all of your joints,
restlessly wriggling round and round to release the rascally ropes and retreat!
Let's go!
Super Henge!
Doron Changer!
Striking down evil, hidden from the eyes of men!
Ninja Squad
Kakuranger stands before you!
You
Judgment!
Get ready, punk!
I give! I surrender!
Hey
You're open!
He's heavy
This is the sorcery known as
Rocky Abyss!
Huh? He's gone!
You dummy!
Art of Escape, eh?!
Konaki-jiji! Take a look at our teamwork!
Sure, let's have a look!
Kakuranger Ball!
Ready go!
Jiraiya!
Seikai!
Saizou!
Sasuke!
Kickoff!
Kakure Shoot!
See that? That's the Kakuranger Ball!
Then I'll just become a giant and crush you all!
Kakure Style!
Art of the Giant Beast, Juusho!
Red Simiadar!
You think that'll work on me?!
Time to combine!
Okay!
Ninja Combination! Mighty Shogun!
Mighty Shogun has arrived!
Blazing Shogun Sword!
Rest in peace!
Mommy!
Kaori!
I'm so glad to see you
Dear!
Naomi
Their souls have returned! It's a miracle!
I'm so happy for you, Kaori!
Thank you for your help.
I'm so happy for you, Kaori!
I can't thank you enough.
My
Family is truly a wonderful thing.
Humans and yokai they both need families.
Even Konaki-jiji had a family, for a while!
It just makes me want to cry!
What's that?
Even Konaki-jiji wanted children of his own?
Oh, don't start with that!
You're making me cry! Stop it!
To be continued
Ninja Squad
Shuri-shuri Shuriken
Dance! Dance!
Doro-doro Dororon
Bishi-bishi Makibishi
Dance! Dance!
Flying high above the megalopolis
This skyline is like our own backyard
(Don't you want to see our latest moves?)
Shuri-shuri Shuriken! Bishi-bishi Makibishi!
Check out these acrobatic skills!
The demons and the dororon can't take their eyes away!
The ninja big city kids!
Doro-doro Dororon
Shuri-shuri Shuriken
Dance! Dance!
Doro-doro Dororon
Bishi-bishi Makibishi
Dance! Dance!
Big city kids!
Clothing's turning to rags and attacking people!
The yokai Shirouneri loves worn out things!
He's angry about the recycling trend!
If that wasn't enough, he captures Seikai!
What will happen to him?
Ninja Squad Kakuranger:
Rags Over All!!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger:
Rags Over All!!
Rags Over All!!
Rags Over All!!