Shrinking (2023) s01e10 Episode Script
Closure
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[JIMMY] That looks delicious.
[SEAN] Uh-uh. That ain't for you.
[JIMMY] That's mean. I'm starving.
[SEAN] Almost done.
Bringing these shrimp po'boys over
to say thanks to Liz for investing.
Twenty grand is a lot of money.
Well, not for Liz. She's
got a $8,000 toilet.
Does it turn shit to gold?
It does not, but it's got a heated seat.
You won't believe how good
it makes your ass feel.
I've never been this
uncomfortable in my life.
[ALICE] What the hell, Dad?
Save yourself.
- Good luck.
- Yeah.
[ALICE] Are you kidding me right now?
Hey, if you're mad
'cause it's the morning
and the whole house
smells like shrimp
Where the fuck is all of Mom's stuff?
I can't find her clothes,
her photo albums, nothing.
[INHALES DEEPLY] I wanted
to talk to you about that.
Um [EXHALES DEEPLY]
Wait, you're not wearing
your wedding ring anymore?
No, I Um, I know this is weird.
Look, kid, for the last year,
the thought of moving
forward has felt impossible.
And I'm I'm just starting to
feel like maybe for me it's time.
Does that make sense?
Because fuck the past, right?
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
You're such a selfish asshole!
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- She gets it.
Mmm.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're a horrible person.
Is that Liz for, "This is delicious"?
- Oh, yeah.
- It is. [CHUCKLES]
- [DEREK] Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- Yes!
I haven't had shrimp this good
since I was in "Barthelona."
Derek, absolutely not.
- [LISPING] That's how they say it.
- Oh, my God.
[CHUCKLES] I just wanted to say
thank you for the investment.
Can I thank him too?
Technically, it's his money as well.
I earned my share by
raising our children
- Mm-mmm.
- and I'm quite good at sex.
Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya,
rocks aren't the only thing
she knows how to polish.
That's inappropriate.
Okay, I'm gonna go take a
look at some food trucks.
I'll let y'all know how it goes.
- Good luck.
- Good luck.
[DEREK] Wow. That was so good.
- Babe?
- Hmm?
I wanna check out the food trucks.
I wanna pick the truck.
I wanna drive the truck.
I wanna honk the horn and
make it go "beep beep."
Why don't you just tell him that?
- I can't.
- Why?
You love me, so you don't
always see it. I can be a lot.
- No. [LAUGHING]
- [CHUCKLES] Stop.
It's just It's his dream, and
he's not gonna want me hanging around.
Well, would it help to know that
I always want you hanging around?
- No, it makes it worse.
- Yeah, I figured.
- [LIZ] Quickie later?
- You bet, baby.
I will be lightning fast. [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, you got it. That's the good stuff.
Oh, come on, Dad. It's breakfast.
What are you doing?
Grandpa shit.
Don't pay any attention
to them. They're jealous.
- What do you think, huh?
- It's awesome.
- First one's free.
- Mmm.
Why's your hand shaking?
Oh, um
[STAMMERS] I have, um, Parkinson's.
Um [STAMMERS]
It just It just means that sometimes
when I want my body to do something,
it doesn't it
doesn't do it right away.
Are you gonna be okay?
Yeah W Uh, yeah.
[CHUCKLES, STAMMERS]
Plus, I mean, I get out of all
kinds of stuff I don't wanna do.
Like washing the dishes,
or [INHALES DEEPLY]
talking to strangers
- Mmm.
- or smiling.
I wish I had Parkinson's.
Okay, well, thank you, Dad.
The great news is that we are
gonna see a lot more of him.
And when I'm not with
you guys [STAMMERS]
Dr. Baram's gonna be
helping me, looking after me.
Why'd your doctor come here?
Because we're having sexual relations.
- Jesus, Paul.
- Really?
["FRIGHTENING FISHES" BY
BENJAMIN GIBBARD PLAYING]
[JIMMY] Yeah, so then
she came back downstairs
and asked me if the
reason I'm losing weight
is to start dating again.
[CHUCKLES] Oh, foolish
girl. She complimented you.
I know, that's all I
heard. That I look great.
[CHUCKLES] So, what are you gonna do?
I guess I'm just gonna eat shit
until she gets past it, you know?
And then when she wants
more, I'll be there.
You're a good dad.
- Yeah, for two whole weeks.
- [CHUCKLES]
- The era of shirtless Brian has begun.
- Yeah!
I'm 100% there if I suck in.
Ninety-five percent if I don't.
Is your dad gonna do the best man thing?
Nah, he had to pass.
Had to?
- Could we just not?
- Yeah.
I got plenty of other options.
My big problem's gonna
be narrowing it down.
- I don't wanna offend anybody.
- [PHONE DINGS]
I make a lot of people think
that they're my best friend.
It's a gift.
I have to, uh [SIGHS] I have to go.
Oh, okay.
- Yeah, sorry.
- No worries.
Wait, you and me, we are
best friends though, right?
There's no one in my life
who matters more to me.
See, you bought that.
- Oh, fuck you.
- [CHUCKLES]
[LINE RINGING]
[PHONE BUZZING]
[GABY] What's up?
I don't wanna just be investors
with Sean. I wanna be partners.
No shit. So why don't you tell him?
What, are you afraid
you're gonna be like
Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side?
Hmm? Everywhere you go, people
gonna look at you and go,
"Look at that Blind Side-ass
lady. Look at her, look at her."
[GROANS]
I-I just don't think that
people like me enough
[INHALES DEEPLY] to
do stuff like this with me.
[GABY] Oh, my God.
Liz, I would not be hanging out
with you for charity, all right?
You're cool. Deal with it.
Thank you.
[GABY] Oh [SIGHS]
mmm. Wow. Oh, my God.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] Sorry. I just
I love when people say, "Thank you."
[BREATHES HEAVILY, MOANS]
Why are you out of
breath? Are you running?
Oh, I gotta go. [MOANS]
[BUSY TONE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY, CHUCKLES]
Holy shit.
- Yay! Okay, I worked hard at that.
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- That Liz's a real piece of work, huh?
- Absolutely.
She needs a lot of
reassurance a lot of times.
Yeah. Okay, my turn now?
No. My text said
[BREATHES HEAVILY] "Do you want
to come over here and service me?"
- Aw.
- Fine, but I'm not moving.
- Okay.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
So, you guys wanted to talk some more?
I'm gonna be really quick because
I don't like being vulnerable.
- I know I'm a strong cup of coffee
- I love my coffee strong. [CHUCKLING]
I'll tell you when
it's time to chime in.
Misread it. Thought you were fishing.
Look, I don't have a lot of friends,
but the people that
I really connect with,
I would kill or die for them.
And, um, I'd really like to
be involved in your company.
Not just financially, but everything.
[SOFTLY] I would really enjoy that.
Um, I'm sorry, what was that?
[WHISPERING] I would really enjoy that.
Wait, c-can you say that again?
I know that you might not want to do it
because I can be overbearing.
I know this. And judgy
Or pretty, or vivacious.
I told you I would tell you
when it was time to chime in.
- Why am I here if you're not gonna use me?
- [SHUSHES]
[SEAN] I'm gonna stop you right there.
I still gotta take a look at those
trucks. You wanna come with me?
Really?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Before we go, can I use your restroom?
Yep, the special one is, uh, that way.
My man.
[DEREK] You okay?
Are you sad because
he was so kind to you?
Come here.
- Okay, I'm good. I'm good.
- Okay.
- Move over a little?
- Sure.
S-Squinching me.
[SIGHS]
Hope he's enjoying the ass heater.
Could I have everyone's
attention, please?
Thank you so much for coming to what
is essentially my bachelor party.
- You already had a bachelor party.
- No, I didn't.
Not everyone here was invited to that,
- so shut it.
- Ah.
Me and Brian and a bunch of his
friends went to a male strip club.
- But it was just just for regular.
- No. Mmm.
- Oh.
- [BRIAN SIGHS]
So, I need a best man. Or a best person.
- Hey now. [LAUGHS]
- [BRIAN LAUGHS]
Part of tonight's fun is gonna
be a little cornhole tournament.
Winner gets the gig.
- [GABY APPLAUDING] Yeah!
- [BRIAN] Good luck, players.
Oh, my God. Even if I win,
I'm gonna give it to D-Train
'cause he's super excited
and that seems funny to me.
- Hey!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
It's not It's not
transferable. It's not
[DEREK] Come on!
Kip. [SIGHS] Kip, Kip, Kip. You
mind if we talk to you for a second?
What are you asking for? Just do it.
I'm so sorry to waste
time with a preamble.
Hmm.
I had a very tough year.
- Your son really came through for me.
- Same.
Barely knew me, and
he kept me out of jail
after I beat somebody almost to death.
In a In a good way.
The guy deserved it.
Good to know.
My point is, he has
always got our backs.
It's time for you to have his
back. Just be his best man.
- [BRIAN] Cornhole! Whoo!
- [PARTYGOERS CHEERING]
Brian started that.
Course he did. [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS]
- Whoo! [LAUGHING] Yeah!
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
I just think I'd be, uh, uncomfortable.
I promise you you will regret
it if you don't do this.
Take it from somebody who, uh,
dropped the ball as a dad a shit ton.
- Whoo! Yeah! Fuck yeah! Mm-hmm.
- [CHUCKLES] Yes! Won my first game.
Say hello to your new best man.
No, Liz's husband. No!
- Yeah. Yes! Yes!
- Yeah!
- No, if you win, at best, you're an usher.
- What?
You, get him drunk. And
you, step it the fuck up.
- Don't listen to him. You know why?
- Yeah?
'Cause D-man's gonna be a B-man. ♪
D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪
D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪
Great, now that's gonna
be stuck in my head.
[ALICE CHUCKLING, ECHOING]
Mom, what are we doing?
Why did you wake me up?
There's no good snacks.
Dad is on his health kick.
I know where Dad keeps the good stuff.
Cha-cha! [EXCLAIMS]
That sneaky little bitch.
- [TIA] I know.
- I'm getting spoons.
[TIA HUMMING]
What are you doing?
Nice try, fucker.
[LAUGHING]
[ALICE] Oh, my God. We're
gonna eat this entire bucket.
And then we have to fill the bucket
with, like [LAUGHING] kale.
[INAUDIBLE LAUGHTER]
[JIMMY] Hey.
Morning.
I can't remember Mom's laugh.
I feel myself, like like, um
losing little parts of her.
[SIGHS] I get that.
I feel like I should have
spent more time with her.
I was always too busy.
Too busy doing what?
Hanging out with Summer?
You were acting like a
normal kid. [CHUCKLES]
You loved your mom so much.
And she knew that.
Do you wanna talk?
I'm apparently very, very good
at it. People pay me money.
Mm-mmm.
Well, I'll be here
whenever you do. Okay?
Thanks.
Lights.
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
Okay.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
No, I haven't heard anything from her.
If she gets in touch, I'll let you know.
It's just frustrating, you know.
I have all this training and experience,
and I feel so helpless. [CHUCKLES]
You should put that
on your business card.
[CHUCKLES] Yeah. [INHALES DEEPLY]
I just don't wanna mess things
up with her again, you know?
You've got this.
Thanks. [SIGHS]
- Glad things went so well with Meg.
- [GROANS]
What? Did that not go well?
No. I just know how you're gonna
react to what I am about to say.
Um [BREATHES SHAKILY]
It wa [STAMMERS]
[CHUCKLES, BREATHES SHAKILY]
- It was a great visit.
- [CHUCKLES]
And it wouldn't have happened
without you. So thank you, man.
Of course, Paul.
Oh, my God. Is this happening?
Just fucking do it. Please.
Okay.
Woof. [SIGHS]
I woof you too.
Babe, I'm gonna go, uh,
grab coffee with Gab.
- She at Jimmy's?
- No, why?
I don't I didn't know
if she ever stays there.
They've been fucking, so
What?
[CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, did
I forget to tell you that?
I will murder you.
How do you know this?
I saw them doing the deed on the
night of the engagement party.
That was a month ago!
Yeah. Who wishes they
peed off the balcony now?
No one!
And it was pretty sexy.
Not Not the Jimmy parts,
but he did way better than I
thought he would. I'm proud of him.
- You saw them
- Mm-hmm.
and you stayed out there to watch?
Oh, come on.
What was I supposed to do? Not watch?
- Fair.
- Yeah.
- Did you film it?
- I'm not a pervert.
I didn't have to.
I can't believe she
didn't tell me. That sucks.
If you see Jimmy, tell him congrats.
- [LIZ] Oh, my God.
- [DEREK CHUCKLES]
And he's got a nice ass.
Could do with some squats though.
[DOOR CLOSES]
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
As you know, I give these special
agates to a select few people.
People that have come through
for me so much that I welcome them
into the Covenant of the Rock.
Okay, that's sounding very
"cult-y," and I'm fucking in.
What do I need to do? Wear a long tunic?
Do I need to kill a goat? 'Cause
I'll do that shit for that.
You don't have to do anything.
Just know I appreciate you.
- [CLICKS TONGUE] Aw.
- Not yet.
Don't play with me.
How could you not tell
me you fucked Jimmy?
Fine, all right! Goddamn.
I fucked Jimmy, all right? I fucked
him. I fucked him. I fucked him.
Give me more details.
It's really good. It's like "Mariah
Carey hitting the high note" good.
No.
Yeah, like [VOCALIZES, MOANS]
The best part about it is,
he didn't even slap my boobs.
Who smacks boobs?
A lot of guys out there,
for some reason, these
days, are hitting titties
- [CHUCKLES]
- left and right.
I swear, they're, like,
smacking 'em and hitting 'em.
I don't know if it was
in some 4Chan forum.
I don't know where these
fucking guys are reading it from,
but these guys are out
here smacking titties.
I don't think that's true.
You know, he's not really into
butt play, but I'll get in there.
I put so much stuff in Derek's butt.
You're lying.
I know, but I could if I wanted to.
And the best part about it is,
is that it's total safe dick.
- Safe dick is the best dick.
- I know.
All right. You've earned it.
Wow. Okay. So what do we do?
Do we do a ceremony?
Do we need to chant?
Nope. Just love you.
Love you.
Well, now that we are officially sisters
- of the Covenant of the Rock
- Yeah?
[INHALES DEEPLY] do you mind reading
this letter of recommendation for me?
Yeah, of course. What's it for?
It's actually for this
job that I really want.
And Paul told me that if I write
it, then he will sign it for me.
I just wanna make sure it sounds
like a cranky old white dude wrote it.
Wait. Paul knows the guy
you're interviewing with
and he couldn't write a letter himself?
It's bullshit. I know.
Oh, he's never getting a rock.
- So I'm still booping him. "Boop."
- [JIMMY CHUCKLES]
Because most of the time
it stops his bullshit.
Only downside is now I can see
what an emotionally
abusive fuckface he's been.
You know, when Donny
used to criticize me,
I would always think it was my fault.
[SMACKS LIPS] But now, if he's
like, "Your eggs are too runny,"
I think he's lucky we're not
eating breakfast on a cliff
'cause I'd push him off and
watch his skull crack open,
and I would be like, "Your
brains are too runny, bitch."
Yes, Grace! That's
what I'm talking about.
Off the cliff. Bash
them brains. Eat them up.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Seriously, look at how
much stronger you are now.
I'm just I'm so proud of you.
I know I'm not great at
real feelings [SIGHS]
but I like the
person I'm starting to be.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Mmm. [CHUCKLES]
And I wanted to thank you for it.
[JIMMY SIGHS]
It's my pleasure.
Bye.
She doesn't look
crazy. How is she crazy?
Oh, yay. Liz is here.
All right, listen. I need your
help tearing Paul a new one.
Why?
Because he's messing with Gaby's shit.
That's why. Put your game face on.
[INHALES SHARPLY] It's
not that simple, Liz.
Paul and I just hugged.
Are you fucking serious right
now? Let's go, Safe Dick.
Safe How do you know about that?
We need to talk.
Oh, first you raw dog me in public
and now you burst into my
office and raw dog me here?
Stop saying "raw dog."
I can say anything I want.
Tell him what raw dog means.
Sex without a condom.
Then I'll stop saying that.
Gaby asked you for a recommendation,
and you couldn't be bothered
to write it yourself?
- [STAMMERS]
- I've got bad news, dude.
- I gave her a rock.
- [PAUL] A rock?
And in your mind, th-that makes sense?
You're being a lazy, ungrateful prick
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- and Jimmy thinks so too.
Do you think I'm being
a lazy, ungrateful prick?
Mm-hmm.
- Pussy!
- Fair.
He's just being quiet
because you hugged.
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS] You told her about our hug?
Look [SIGHS]
you and I got to
work together for, like,
five years before Gaby even got here.
And I appreciate all
the guidance you give me.
But you don't give
Gaby that kind of time.
And even still, she's
always looking out for you.
She gave you that water bottle
To keep you fucking hydrated!
She drives you to work
- To-and-fro every
goddamn day! - [GROANS]
Listen, Paul. You know what
I'm gonna say. You're being
An arrogant, sexist piece of shit.
How about you stop
finishing my sentences?
I'm not wrong though.
This guy has a case of the sniffles,
and you're right there
with Kleenex and a six-pack.
And what about Gaby?
[STAMMERING] She's
Fix it.
Pussy!
What kind of a person hugs and tells?
I know.
- [SIGHS]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [ALICE] Uh Hi.
- Hey.
What's this?
This is your mom's stuff. Yeah.
Just 'cause I'm ready
to put this stuff away,
that does not mean that
you have to be. Come.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. She loved this dress.
Yeah, she did. [CHUCKLES]
"Once you go Asian,
you won't go Caucasian."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Your mom used to wear that when we
took hikes to make me uncomfortable.
I am wearing this to school on Monday.
I look forward to the
call from your principal.
[ALICE CHUCKLES]
- Hey.
- Hey.
Last one. [GRUNTS]
[GASPS] Oh, my God!
Her hot-as-shit shoes!
- [JIMMY] Oh, yeah.
- Remember that time when [CHUCKLES]
I don't know why I'm
telling you. You know.
You can tell this guy.
Yeah. Hit me.
Oh.
Mom called these her "hot-as-shit shoes"
because she said no matter
how crappy her day was going,
once she put these on,
she felt hot as shit.
- Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
One time, she was having,
like, the worst day,
and I walked into her room,
and she was lying in bed
[LAUGHING] wearing
her hot-as-shit shoes.
Dude, oh, my God. I had a soccer
game, and Mom showed up wearing these.
And her calves were obviously,
like [IMITATES POPPING]
You know, just, like, fully flexed.
She was just looking at her feet.
And all of the moms in the bleachers
were looking at her like she was crazy.
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
[BREATHING SHAKILY] Okay. Okay.
You got this. You got this.
Big coochie energy. Big coochie energy.
Big, fat coochie energy.
[SIGHS] With your full-time practice,
is teaching more than one seminar
next semester even possible?
I'm great at time management.
- Like Like, I kick ass at it.
- [INTERVIEWER] Hmm.
And even if I'm tied up,
I can always ask the TA to play
old episodes of Frasier.
[LAUGHS]
Uh-huh.
That's the great sense of humor
Paul mentioned in the
recommendation letter.
- Mm-hmm. He did He did say that. Hmm.
- [KNOCKS]
- [GABY GASPS]
- Stop being smug, Gerald.
Paul, what the fuck are you doing here?
Also, how'd you know he's being smug?
Because he's Gerald. Even me
barging in here won't mean shit.
All the good jobs around here
go to whoever can crawl
up his ass the farthest.
- [SCOFFS]
- By the way,
is Lenny Klein still up there?
Say hi for me.
I will. He's coming with
my lunch in 15 minutes.
[BREATHES DEEPLY] Hire her.
She's a brilliant therapist.
Paul, I've already told
her she's got the job.
Ooh. Well then, read your emails,
'cause I'm gonna finish this.
Okay.
She's the most empathetic clinician
I've ever crossed paths with,
which is why her
patients love her so much.
And [SIGHS] I do
not tell her often enough
how much I value her
as a as a colleague.
Because apparently, I'm not
good with the women I care about.
No, not at all.
But I'm working on it.
And I plan to have it
down by the time I'm 140.
And I will live till then,
because I drink a lot of water.
[SLURPS]
[SIGHS] Are you about done?
Give me your car keys.
- Oh.
- You're my ride home.
I'll wait in the car.
[KISSES]
What a strange man.
Yeah. And he's super mean too.
Hey, we're almost late. You ready?
[JIMMY] Yeah. Just tying my tie.
- You nervous about your wedding speech?
- Nope.
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [ALICE] Okay. I'll see you downstairs.
[FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]
- [SIGHS] Where the hell is Jimmy?
- Hey, don't worry. He'll show.
And if he doesn't, as best man,
I get to beat the shit out of him.
Thanks, Dad.
We'll give him two minutes, and
then we'll kick his ass together.
That would be nice.
Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it.
It's still surreal to me that
you're in my wedding party,
but top-notch ushering, Derek.
Der He knows my name!
Big day for both of us!
- [BRIAN] Hey! [SIGHS]
- Hey.
- [CHARLIE] Okay.
- I'm here.
- Great.
- Yeah, okay.
Stop eye-fucking me. I
was working on my speech.
- Okay. Let's do this. It's go time.
- Okay.
Okay.
[EXHALES DEEPLY] Okay.
Here we are.
Hey,
did anybody notice
that this wedding venue is
like a tight pair of trousers?
No ballroom.
[GUESTS CHUCKLE]
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry. I think I'm probably
probably a little bit nervous.
Um, Brian knocked this out
of the park for Tia and I.
Tia and me.
- Nobody cares.
- Well
Okay. [INHALES DEEPLY] Marriage
Marriage is a tough thing
for me to talk about.
I'm sure, uh, many of you know, a
little over a year ago, my wife died.
It destroyed me.
Did not know if I was
gonna find my way out.
To be totally honest, some
days, I am still not sure.
[SMACKS LIPS] But, man, was it worth it.
Every single second that I
got to spend with my wife
was the best moment of my life.
I would not be here today
if it was not for Tia.
And none of us would be,
because Tia is the one
who introduced Brian and Charlie.
Uh, it's a little-known fact
that, after their first date,
both of them independently texted Tia,
"I don't think so."
[BRIAN, GUESTS CHUCKLING]
And yet, here we are.
Because Tia knew that these
two were perfect for each other.
My wife believed that the best way
to help yourself was to help others.
And boy, was she right.
Do me a favor, will you? Turn
around. Turn Look at your friends.
You've got so many friends.
You've got each other, but never
forget that you have them too.
They're here today to celebrate
you and to get drunk later.
- And someone's gonna hook up. Who knows?
- [GUESTS LAUGHING]
[SMACKS LIPS] But they've
also got your back.
And when life gets rough
they are gonna be the ones who
help you get to the other side.
- Right?
- [GUESTS] Yes.
- Right?
- [GUESTS] Yeah!
So with that,
what do you say we get this
fucking wedding started, huh?
[GUESTS CHEERING]
Christ, I thought it was over.
- Oh, that was loud. [SHUSHES]
- [MUMBLES] Sorry.
I now pronounce you husbands.
You may kiss your grooms.
[GUESTS APPLAUDING, CHEERING]
Whoo!
[BRIAN, CHARLIE CHUCKLE]
I can hear your vagina humming.
He's not safe dick.
Mm-mmm.
Hey, I liked what you said up there
about helping others to help ourselves.
I think that's probably
why we do what we do, right?
Still [SIGHS]
I mean [CHUCKLES]
All that crazy shit
you did with p-patients.
I'm surprised you didn't
burn the whole practice down.
Let's be honest.
I got really lucky.
So did I.
["MODERN LOVE" PLAYING]
[BABBLING]
[LAUGHS]
I'm gonna sit. [CHUCKLES]
First time. [CHUCKLES] Ooh.
You look so much like your mom.
I'm tired. I wanna head back.
Seriously? Are you that out of shape?
You can keep going. I'm just done.
And, you know, you don't get
to just talk to me that way.
I'll talk to you however I want.
I'm sick of you acting
like you're better than me.
That shit is over.
You're an idiot, Grace, so shut
the fuck up, or I'll shut you up.
[SIGHS] Beautiful view, though.
[SCREAMS]
[THUDS]
Boop.
["FREE" PLAYING]
[JIMMY] That looks delicious.
[SEAN] Uh-uh. That ain't for you.
[JIMMY] That's mean. I'm starving.
[SEAN] Almost done.
Bringing these shrimp po'boys over
to say thanks to Liz for investing.
Twenty grand is a lot of money.
Well, not for Liz. She's
got a $8,000 toilet.
Does it turn shit to gold?
It does not, but it's got a heated seat.
You won't believe how good
it makes your ass feel.
I've never been this
uncomfortable in my life.
[ALICE] What the hell, Dad?
Save yourself.
- Good luck.
- Yeah.
[ALICE] Are you kidding me right now?
Hey, if you're mad
'cause it's the morning
and the whole house
smells like shrimp
Where the fuck is all of Mom's stuff?
I can't find her clothes,
her photo albums, nothing.
[INHALES DEEPLY] I wanted
to talk to you about that.
Um [EXHALES DEEPLY]
Wait, you're not wearing
your wedding ring anymore?
No, I Um, I know this is weird.
Look, kid, for the last year,
the thought of moving
forward has felt impossible.
And I'm I'm just starting to
feel like maybe for me it's time.
Does that make sense?
Because fuck the past, right?
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
You're such a selfish asshole!
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- She gets it.
Mmm.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're a horrible person.
Is that Liz for, "This is delicious"?
- Oh, yeah.
- It is. [CHUCKLES]
- [DEREK] Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- Yes!
I haven't had shrimp this good
since I was in "Barthelona."
Derek, absolutely not.
- [LISPING] That's how they say it.
- Oh, my God.
[CHUCKLES] I just wanted to say
thank you for the investment.
Can I thank him too?
Technically, it's his money as well.
I earned my share by
raising our children
- Mm-mmm.
- and I'm quite good at sex.
Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya,
rocks aren't the only thing
she knows how to polish.
That's inappropriate.
Okay, I'm gonna go take a
look at some food trucks.
I'll let y'all know how it goes.
- Good luck.
- Good luck.
[DEREK] Wow. That was so good.
- Babe?
- Hmm?
I wanna check out the food trucks.
I wanna pick the truck.
I wanna drive the truck.
I wanna honk the horn and
make it go "beep beep."
Why don't you just tell him that?
- I can't.
- Why?
You love me, so you don't
always see it. I can be a lot.
- No. [LAUGHING]
- [CHUCKLES] Stop.
It's just It's his dream, and
he's not gonna want me hanging around.
Well, would it help to know that
I always want you hanging around?
- No, it makes it worse.
- Yeah, I figured.
- [LIZ] Quickie later?
- You bet, baby.
I will be lightning fast. [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, you got it. That's the good stuff.
Oh, come on, Dad. It's breakfast.
What are you doing?
Grandpa shit.
Don't pay any attention
to them. They're jealous.
- What do you think, huh?
- It's awesome.
- First one's free.
- Mmm.
Why's your hand shaking?
Oh, um
[STAMMERS] I have, um, Parkinson's.
Um [STAMMERS]
It just It just means that sometimes
when I want my body to do something,
it doesn't it
doesn't do it right away.
Are you gonna be okay?
Yeah W Uh, yeah.
[CHUCKLES, STAMMERS]
Plus, I mean, I get out of all
kinds of stuff I don't wanna do.
Like washing the dishes,
or [INHALES DEEPLY]
talking to strangers
- Mmm.
- or smiling.
I wish I had Parkinson's.
Okay, well, thank you, Dad.
The great news is that we are
gonna see a lot more of him.
And when I'm not with
you guys [STAMMERS]
Dr. Baram's gonna be
helping me, looking after me.
Why'd your doctor come here?
Because we're having sexual relations.
- Jesus, Paul.
- Really?
["FRIGHTENING FISHES" BY
BENJAMIN GIBBARD PLAYING]
[JIMMY] Yeah, so then
she came back downstairs
and asked me if the
reason I'm losing weight
is to start dating again.
[CHUCKLES] Oh, foolish
girl. She complimented you.
I know, that's all I
heard. That I look great.
[CHUCKLES] So, what are you gonna do?
I guess I'm just gonna eat shit
until she gets past it, you know?
And then when she wants
more, I'll be there.
You're a good dad.
- Yeah, for two whole weeks.
- [CHUCKLES]
- The era of shirtless Brian has begun.
- Yeah!
I'm 100% there if I suck in.
Ninety-five percent if I don't.
Is your dad gonna do the best man thing?
Nah, he had to pass.
Had to?
- Could we just not?
- Yeah.
I got plenty of other options.
My big problem's gonna
be narrowing it down.
- I don't wanna offend anybody.
- [PHONE DINGS]
I make a lot of people think
that they're my best friend.
It's a gift.
I have to, uh [SIGHS] I have to go.
Oh, okay.
- Yeah, sorry.
- No worries.
Wait, you and me, we are
best friends though, right?
There's no one in my life
who matters more to me.
See, you bought that.
- Oh, fuck you.
- [CHUCKLES]
[LINE RINGING]
[PHONE BUZZING]
[GABY] What's up?
I don't wanna just be investors
with Sean. I wanna be partners.
No shit. So why don't you tell him?
What, are you afraid
you're gonna be like
Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side?
Hmm? Everywhere you go, people
gonna look at you and go,
"Look at that Blind Side-ass
lady. Look at her, look at her."
[GROANS]
I-I just don't think that
people like me enough
[INHALES DEEPLY] to
do stuff like this with me.
[GABY] Oh, my God.
Liz, I would not be hanging out
with you for charity, all right?
You're cool. Deal with it.
Thank you.
[GABY] Oh [SIGHS]
mmm. Wow. Oh, my God.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] Sorry. I just
I love when people say, "Thank you."
[BREATHES HEAVILY, MOANS]
Why are you out of
breath? Are you running?
Oh, I gotta go. [MOANS]
[BUSY TONE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY, CHUCKLES]
Holy shit.
- Yay! Okay, I worked hard at that.
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- That Liz's a real piece of work, huh?
- Absolutely.
She needs a lot of
reassurance a lot of times.
Yeah. Okay, my turn now?
No. My text said
[BREATHES HEAVILY] "Do you want
to come over here and service me?"
- Aw.
- Fine, but I'm not moving.
- Okay.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
So, you guys wanted to talk some more?
I'm gonna be really quick because
I don't like being vulnerable.
- I know I'm a strong cup of coffee
- I love my coffee strong. [CHUCKLING]
I'll tell you when
it's time to chime in.
Misread it. Thought you were fishing.
Look, I don't have a lot of friends,
but the people that
I really connect with,
I would kill or die for them.
And, um, I'd really like to
be involved in your company.
Not just financially, but everything.
[SOFTLY] I would really enjoy that.
Um, I'm sorry, what was that?
[WHISPERING] I would really enjoy that.
Wait, c-can you say that again?
I know that you might not want to do it
because I can be overbearing.
I know this. And judgy
Or pretty, or vivacious.
I told you I would tell you
when it was time to chime in.
- Why am I here if you're not gonna use me?
- [SHUSHES]
[SEAN] I'm gonna stop you right there.
I still gotta take a look at those
trucks. You wanna come with me?
Really?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Before we go, can I use your restroom?
Yep, the special one is, uh, that way.
My man.
[DEREK] You okay?
Are you sad because
he was so kind to you?
Come here.
- Okay, I'm good. I'm good.
- Okay.
- Move over a little?
- Sure.
S-Squinching me.
[SIGHS]
Hope he's enjoying the ass heater.
Could I have everyone's
attention, please?
Thank you so much for coming to what
is essentially my bachelor party.
- You already had a bachelor party.
- No, I didn't.
Not everyone here was invited to that,
- so shut it.
- Ah.
Me and Brian and a bunch of his
friends went to a male strip club.
- But it was just just for regular.
- No. Mmm.
- Oh.
- [BRIAN SIGHS]
So, I need a best man. Or a best person.
- Hey now. [LAUGHS]
- [BRIAN LAUGHS]
Part of tonight's fun is gonna
be a little cornhole tournament.
Winner gets the gig.
- [GABY APPLAUDING] Yeah!
- [BRIAN] Good luck, players.
Oh, my God. Even if I win,
I'm gonna give it to D-Train
'cause he's super excited
and that seems funny to me.
- Hey!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
It's not It's not
transferable. It's not
[DEREK] Come on!
Kip. [SIGHS] Kip, Kip, Kip. You
mind if we talk to you for a second?
What are you asking for? Just do it.
I'm so sorry to waste
time with a preamble.
Hmm.
I had a very tough year.
- Your son really came through for me.
- Same.
Barely knew me, and
he kept me out of jail
after I beat somebody almost to death.
In a In a good way.
The guy deserved it.
Good to know.
My point is, he has
always got our backs.
It's time for you to have his
back. Just be his best man.
- [BRIAN] Cornhole! Whoo!
- [PARTYGOERS CHEERING]
Brian started that.
Course he did. [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS]
- Whoo! [LAUGHING] Yeah!
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
I just think I'd be, uh, uncomfortable.
I promise you you will regret
it if you don't do this.
Take it from somebody who, uh,
dropped the ball as a dad a shit ton.
- Whoo! Yeah! Fuck yeah! Mm-hmm.
- [CHUCKLES] Yes! Won my first game.
Say hello to your new best man.
No, Liz's husband. No!
- Yeah. Yes! Yes!
- Yeah!
- No, if you win, at best, you're an usher.
- What?
You, get him drunk. And
you, step it the fuck up.
- Don't listen to him. You know why?
- Yeah?
'Cause D-man's gonna be a B-man. ♪
D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪
D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪
Great, now that's gonna
be stuck in my head.
[ALICE CHUCKLING, ECHOING]
Mom, what are we doing?
Why did you wake me up?
There's no good snacks.
Dad is on his health kick.
I know where Dad keeps the good stuff.
Cha-cha! [EXCLAIMS]
That sneaky little bitch.
- [TIA] I know.
- I'm getting spoons.
[TIA HUMMING]
What are you doing?
Nice try, fucker.
[LAUGHING]
[ALICE] Oh, my God. We're
gonna eat this entire bucket.
And then we have to fill the bucket
with, like [LAUGHING] kale.
[INAUDIBLE LAUGHTER]
[JIMMY] Hey.
Morning.
I can't remember Mom's laugh.
I feel myself, like like, um
losing little parts of her.
[SIGHS] I get that.
I feel like I should have
spent more time with her.
I was always too busy.
Too busy doing what?
Hanging out with Summer?
You were acting like a
normal kid. [CHUCKLES]
You loved your mom so much.
And she knew that.
Do you wanna talk?
I'm apparently very, very good
at it. People pay me money.
Mm-mmm.
Well, I'll be here
whenever you do. Okay?
Thanks.
Lights.
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
Okay.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
No, I haven't heard anything from her.
If she gets in touch, I'll let you know.
It's just frustrating, you know.
I have all this training and experience,
and I feel so helpless. [CHUCKLES]
You should put that
on your business card.
[CHUCKLES] Yeah. [INHALES DEEPLY]
I just don't wanna mess things
up with her again, you know?
You've got this.
Thanks. [SIGHS]
- Glad things went so well with Meg.
- [GROANS]
What? Did that not go well?
No. I just know how you're gonna
react to what I am about to say.
Um [BREATHES SHAKILY]
It wa [STAMMERS]
[CHUCKLES, BREATHES SHAKILY]
- It was a great visit.
- [CHUCKLES]
And it wouldn't have happened
without you. So thank you, man.
Of course, Paul.
Oh, my God. Is this happening?
Just fucking do it. Please.
Okay.
Woof. [SIGHS]
I woof you too.
Babe, I'm gonna go, uh,
grab coffee with Gab.
- She at Jimmy's?
- No, why?
I don't I didn't know
if she ever stays there.
They've been fucking, so
What?
[CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, did
I forget to tell you that?
I will murder you.
How do you know this?
I saw them doing the deed on the
night of the engagement party.
That was a month ago!
Yeah. Who wishes they
peed off the balcony now?
No one!
And it was pretty sexy.
Not Not the Jimmy parts,
but he did way better than I
thought he would. I'm proud of him.
- You saw them
- Mm-hmm.
and you stayed out there to watch?
Oh, come on.
What was I supposed to do? Not watch?
- Fair.
- Yeah.
- Did you film it?
- I'm not a pervert.
I didn't have to.
I can't believe she
didn't tell me. That sucks.
If you see Jimmy, tell him congrats.
- [LIZ] Oh, my God.
- [DEREK CHUCKLES]
And he's got a nice ass.
Could do with some squats though.
[DOOR CLOSES]
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
As you know, I give these special
agates to a select few people.
People that have come through
for me so much that I welcome them
into the Covenant of the Rock.
Okay, that's sounding very
"cult-y," and I'm fucking in.
What do I need to do? Wear a long tunic?
Do I need to kill a goat? 'Cause
I'll do that shit for that.
You don't have to do anything.
Just know I appreciate you.
- [CLICKS TONGUE] Aw.
- Not yet.
Don't play with me.
How could you not tell
me you fucked Jimmy?
Fine, all right! Goddamn.
I fucked Jimmy, all right? I fucked
him. I fucked him. I fucked him.
Give me more details.
It's really good. It's like "Mariah
Carey hitting the high note" good.
No.
Yeah, like [VOCALIZES, MOANS]
The best part about it is,
he didn't even slap my boobs.
Who smacks boobs?
A lot of guys out there,
for some reason, these
days, are hitting titties
- [CHUCKLES]
- left and right.
I swear, they're, like,
smacking 'em and hitting 'em.
I don't know if it was
in some 4Chan forum.
I don't know where these
fucking guys are reading it from,
but these guys are out
here smacking titties.
I don't think that's true.
You know, he's not really into
butt play, but I'll get in there.
I put so much stuff in Derek's butt.
You're lying.
I know, but I could if I wanted to.
And the best part about it is,
is that it's total safe dick.
- Safe dick is the best dick.
- I know.
All right. You've earned it.
Wow. Okay. So what do we do?
Do we do a ceremony?
Do we need to chant?
Nope. Just love you.
Love you.
Well, now that we are officially sisters
- of the Covenant of the Rock
- Yeah?
[INHALES DEEPLY] do you mind reading
this letter of recommendation for me?
Yeah, of course. What's it for?
It's actually for this
job that I really want.
And Paul told me that if I write
it, then he will sign it for me.
I just wanna make sure it sounds
like a cranky old white dude wrote it.
Wait. Paul knows the guy
you're interviewing with
and he couldn't write a letter himself?
It's bullshit. I know.
Oh, he's never getting a rock.
- So I'm still booping him. "Boop."
- [JIMMY CHUCKLES]
Because most of the time
it stops his bullshit.
Only downside is now I can see
what an emotionally
abusive fuckface he's been.
You know, when Donny
used to criticize me,
I would always think it was my fault.
[SMACKS LIPS] But now, if he's
like, "Your eggs are too runny,"
I think he's lucky we're not
eating breakfast on a cliff
'cause I'd push him off and
watch his skull crack open,
and I would be like, "Your
brains are too runny, bitch."
Yes, Grace! That's
what I'm talking about.
Off the cliff. Bash
them brains. Eat them up.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Seriously, look at how
much stronger you are now.
I'm just I'm so proud of you.
I know I'm not great at
real feelings [SIGHS]
but I like the
person I'm starting to be.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Mmm. [CHUCKLES]
And I wanted to thank you for it.
[JIMMY SIGHS]
It's my pleasure.
Bye.
She doesn't look
crazy. How is she crazy?
Oh, yay. Liz is here.
All right, listen. I need your
help tearing Paul a new one.
Why?
Because he's messing with Gaby's shit.
That's why. Put your game face on.
[INHALES SHARPLY] It's
not that simple, Liz.
Paul and I just hugged.
Are you fucking serious right
now? Let's go, Safe Dick.
Safe How do you know about that?
We need to talk.
Oh, first you raw dog me in public
and now you burst into my
office and raw dog me here?
Stop saying "raw dog."
I can say anything I want.
Tell him what raw dog means.
Sex without a condom.
Then I'll stop saying that.
Gaby asked you for a recommendation,
and you couldn't be bothered
to write it yourself?
- [STAMMERS]
- I've got bad news, dude.
- I gave her a rock.
- [PAUL] A rock?
And in your mind, th-that makes sense?
You're being a lazy, ungrateful prick
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- and Jimmy thinks so too.
Do you think I'm being
a lazy, ungrateful prick?
Mm-hmm.
- Pussy!
- Fair.
He's just being quiet
because you hugged.
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS] You told her about our hug?
Look [SIGHS]
you and I got to
work together for, like,
five years before Gaby even got here.
And I appreciate all
the guidance you give me.
But you don't give
Gaby that kind of time.
And even still, she's
always looking out for you.
She gave you that water bottle
To keep you fucking hydrated!
She drives you to work
- To-and-fro every
goddamn day! - [GROANS]
Listen, Paul. You know what
I'm gonna say. You're being
An arrogant, sexist piece of shit.
How about you stop
finishing my sentences?
I'm not wrong though.
This guy has a case of the sniffles,
and you're right there
with Kleenex and a six-pack.
And what about Gaby?
[STAMMERING] She's
Fix it.
Pussy!
What kind of a person hugs and tells?
I know.
- [SIGHS]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [ALICE] Uh Hi.
- Hey.
What's this?
This is your mom's stuff. Yeah.
Just 'cause I'm ready
to put this stuff away,
that does not mean that
you have to be. Come.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. She loved this dress.
Yeah, she did. [CHUCKLES]
"Once you go Asian,
you won't go Caucasian."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Your mom used to wear that when we
took hikes to make me uncomfortable.
I am wearing this to school on Monday.
I look forward to the
call from your principal.
[ALICE CHUCKLES]
- Hey.
- Hey.
Last one. [GRUNTS]
[GASPS] Oh, my God!
Her hot-as-shit shoes!
- [JIMMY] Oh, yeah.
- Remember that time when [CHUCKLES]
I don't know why I'm
telling you. You know.
You can tell this guy.
Yeah. Hit me.
Oh.
Mom called these her "hot-as-shit shoes"
because she said no matter
how crappy her day was going,
once she put these on,
she felt hot as shit.
- Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
One time, she was having,
like, the worst day,
and I walked into her room,
and she was lying in bed
[LAUGHING] wearing
her hot-as-shit shoes.
Dude, oh, my God. I had a soccer
game, and Mom showed up wearing these.
And her calves were obviously,
like [IMITATES POPPING]
You know, just, like, fully flexed.
She was just looking at her feet.
And all of the moms in the bleachers
were looking at her like she was crazy.
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
[BREATHING SHAKILY] Okay. Okay.
You got this. You got this.
Big coochie energy. Big coochie energy.
Big, fat coochie energy.
[SIGHS] With your full-time practice,
is teaching more than one seminar
next semester even possible?
I'm great at time management.
- Like Like, I kick ass at it.
- [INTERVIEWER] Hmm.
And even if I'm tied up,
I can always ask the TA to play
old episodes of Frasier.
[LAUGHS]
Uh-huh.
That's the great sense of humor
Paul mentioned in the
recommendation letter.
- Mm-hmm. He did He did say that. Hmm.
- [KNOCKS]
- [GABY GASPS]
- Stop being smug, Gerald.
Paul, what the fuck are you doing here?
Also, how'd you know he's being smug?
Because he's Gerald. Even me
barging in here won't mean shit.
All the good jobs around here
go to whoever can crawl
up his ass the farthest.
- [SCOFFS]
- By the way,
is Lenny Klein still up there?
Say hi for me.
I will. He's coming with
my lunch in 15 minutes.
[BREATHES DEEPLY] Hire her.
She's a brilliant therapist.
Paul, I've already told
her she's got the job.
Ooh. Well then, read your emails,
'cause I'm gonna finish this.
Okay.
She's the most empathetic clinician
I've ever crossed paths with,
which is why her
patients love her so much.
And [SIGHS] I do
not tell her often enough
how much I value her
as a as a colleague.
Because apparently, I'm not
good with the women I care about.
No, not at all.
But I'm working on it.
And I plan to have it
down by the time I'm 140.
And I will live till then,
because I drink a lot of water.
[SLURPS]
[SIGHS] Are you about done?
Give me your car keys.
- Oh.
- You're my ride home.
I'll wait in the car.
[KISSES]
What a strange man.
Yeah. And he's super mean too.
Hey, we're almost late. You ready?
[JIMMY] Yeah. Just tying my tie.
- You nervous about your wedding speech?
- Nope.
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [ALICE] Okay. I'll see you downstairs.
[FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]
- [SIGHS] Where the hell is Jimmy?
- Hey, don't worry. He'll show.
And if he doesn't, as best man,
I get to beat the shit out of him.
Thanks, Dad.
We'll give him two minutes, and
then we'll kick his ass together.
That would be nice.
Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it.
It's still surreal to me that
you're in my wedding party,
but top-notch ushering, Derek.
Der He knows my name!
Big day for both of us!
- [BRIAN] Hey! [SIGHS]
- Hey.
- [CHARLIE] Okay.
- I'm here.
- Great.
- Yeah, okay.
Stop eye-fucking me. I
was working on my speech.
- Okay. Let's do this. It's go time.
- Okay.
Okay.
[EXHALES DEEPLY] Okay.
Here we are.
Hey,
did anybody notice
that this wedding venue is
like a tight pair of trousers?
No ballroom.
[GUESTS CHUCKLE]
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry. I think I'm probably
probably a little bit nervous.
Um, Brian knocked this out
of the park for Tia and I.
Tia and me.
- Nobody cares.
- Well
Okay. [INHALES DEEPLY] Marriage
Marriage is a tough thing
for me to talk about.
I'm sure, uh, many of you know, a
little over a year ago, my wife died.
It destroyed me.
Did not know if I was
gonna find my way out.
To be totally honest, some
days, I am still not sure.
[SMACKS LIPS] But, man, was it worth it.
Every single second that I
got to spend with my wife
was the best moment of my life.
I would not be here today
if it was not for Tia.
And none of us would be,
because Tia is the one
who introduced Brian and Charlie.
Uh, it's a little-known fact
that, after their first date,
both of them independently texted Tia,
"I don't think so."
[BRIAN, GUESTS CHUCKLING]
And yet, here we are.
Because Tia knew that these
two were perfect for each other.
My wife believed that the best way
to help yourself was to help others.
And boy, was she right.
Do me a favor, will you? Turn
around. Turn Look at your friends.
You've got so many friends.
You've got each other, but never
forget that you have them too.
They're here today to celebrate
you and to get drunk later.
- And someone's gonna hook up. Who knows?
- [GUESTS LAUGHING]
[SMACKS LIPS] But they've
also got your back.
And when life gets rough
they are gonna be the ones who
help you get to the other side.
- Right?
- [GUESTS] Yes.
- Right?
- [GUESTS] Yeah!
So with that,
what do you say we get this
fucking wedding started, huh?
[GUESTS CHEERING]
Christ, I thought it was over.
- Oh, that was loud. [SHUSHES]
- [MUMBLES] Sorry.
I now pronounce you husbands.
You may kiss your grooms.
[GUESTS APPLAUDING, CHEERING]
Whoo!
[BRIAN, CHARLIE CHUCKLE]
I can hear your vagina humming.
He's not safe dick.
Mm-mmm.
Hey, I liked what you said up there
about helping others to help ourselves.
I think that's probably
why we do what we do, right?
Still [SIGHS]
I mean [CHUCKLES]
All that crazy shit
you did with p-patients.
I'm surprised you didn't
burn the whole practice down.
Let's be honest.
I got really lucky.
So did I.
["MODERN LOVE" PLAYING]
[BABBLING]
[LAUGHS]
I'm gonna sit. [CHUCKLES]
First time. [CHUCKLES] Ooh.
You look so much like your mom.
I'm tired. I wanna head back.
Seriously? Are you that out of shape?
You can keep going. I'm just done.
And, you know, you don't get
to just talk to me that way.
I'll talk to you however I want.
I'm sick of you acting
like you're better than me.
That shit is over.
You're an idiot, Grace, so shut
the fuck up, or I'll shut you up.
[SIGHS] Beautiful view, though.
[SCREAMS]
[THUDS]
Boop.
["FREE" PLAYING]