Single Ladies (2011) s01e10 Episode Script
Everything Ain't What It Seems
Previously On Single Ladies Oh My God Keshia Turn It Up is that the radio? my first solo joins on the radio Aaah!! I still can't believe how hard Denise jock my record I should hit it again to thank her What? Keep taking care of me please You Know, You'll always have a special place with me Who is Ashley? You have an Ex-wife! Ashley is my Ex-Wife Brought To You By Eco Vee Collections Hmm what do you think? I think We need to buy a country and make you it's queen Because this dress is royal wedding level Amazing Thank you Luckily, Tracy and i are the same size Poor thing too sick for a final fitting I just hope her Fiancee doesn't stop by Because he might change his mind about who He wants to marry You really should consider doing a whole line of gowns Not just special requests You live and breathe bride I know Maybe But i don't wanna used up all my good ideas Before my big day Uhh, A new one! Already I kinda get it Looks like the cute boy who turns out to be a vampire In a teen movie She's still down Yeah I'm down Are you? It was my idea I'm ready whenever you are So, what was all the whisper Whisper, sigh about I dunno if i should tell you i mean, it might be appropriate With you, being my boss and all Christina, you have crossed the line, so many times We could play Hop-Scotch in here So out with it Me and Gabe are gonna have a threesome It's my first one and i'm really excited Ok, that is alot of information and alot of people in one bed Please, use protection If you would've just keep experimenting with your own sex life Like you did with Sharon Love You'd be less uptight Back me up, Omar Yeah, she definitely smile more But just because i'm a gay man doesn't mean i'm an Automatic freak I smile! I smile all the time Whaddya call this If you ask me, Sex is meant to be between a man and a man not a man and a man, and another man Besides i work, too hard on this body for it not to be the center of attention You know, it is bad enough that when you sleep with someone You sleep with everyone that they ever slept with But if one of those everyones is right there, eww eww eww You get more exquisite everytime i see you Thank you Jerry it's the cocoa butter Hmph mmm Hi Hi You didn't tell me you were stopping by That's because i wanna surprise you but it looks like i'm the guy who got the surprise who's the lucky guy? His name is Chad the bride is sick And i will not bore you with the rest Fair enough I won't keep you But i just wanna give you this aah! Jerry You are so sweet thank you May i yes I told Malcom I wanted a piece that captures your elegance I figure you hit the bullseye Waddya think Well, I should got I better get back to the office Ok Call ya later Ok Oh, you meant her bye Omar I love you Val If he ever decides to take a swim in lake man love Imma be there to teach him how to backstroke Yes, i'm calling to confirm that Dallas is coming to Reed Durem's show at Halo Ok, uh huh, hopefully we'll see him there, thanks huh, What's up West April, what's time my photoshoot for entertainment weekly Hmm What suit ya think, i should wear? Which one do you like? I like the grey suit with the pink shirt, I'll wear I'll wear the black one with the blue shirt, what else is on my schedule You're having lunch meeting with Rihanna's people and then You're back here to listen to new music and Approve mixes By the way, I've been meaning to give you your props Reed has a radio hit Who would've thought Plus i heard the new demo he sounds like a new man I mean, i do not know what you've been giving him at night But it's working What's that suppose to mean? If you're gonna be so damn sensitive then you're business Point is, He's hot And i wanna log him on a 360 deal A 360 Deal, Wes Come on In his stage of career do you really think thats fair What i think is, that its Damn good business Unpredictable guy like that Who knows if we have another hit But this way, if he ever does a movie or gets a clothing line Or a cologne, at least i get a piece of something Instead of all nothing West, April you better get On board on this And make sure he's signs a new deal Because if you don't, you won't get promoted to ANR I had assumed that if i got his album finish That i would be getting promoted anyway Everytime i get to finish you move it Do you want me to finish his album Or get him to sign a new deal I want you to do both And i want you to do it with a little limp as possible Ok Yes, sir I understand that the other real estate agents You've been talking to have more experience But i guarentee you I'm the right person To get this listings because i understand that the market has not rebounded It's just starting to stabilize To get the price, you want for your house We need to sell the buyers on the area The school district Damn You are sexy when you talk like that I'll see you ia a half an hour Bye Huh, Listen i'm not just saying this because I'm turned on by handling your business But i'm really proud of you Aww, thank you That means alot I gonna run upstairs and get my purse Or i'll be late to my meeting Ok What are you doing here Com, that's how you greet me No hello, No how are you Hello How are you What are you doing here Well, since you no longer respond Phone calls or text I thought my actual presence Might work Well You have my attention now So What's up You're brother and his friends have started hangin out In the back room of my salon again It is making my clients and staff very uncomfortable I've asked them to leave but they won't listen I need your help Fine, I'll talk to him When Can you do it today I have to go back to Japan and i do not want them Trying To takeover while i'm gone My father's dying I'm sorry to hear that Did he ask for you No He's still wont talk to me but I wanna make things right Its been 5 years since he cut you off The man is dying and he didn't even ask His only daughter that should tell you something I'm sorry Come here Ahem Keisha This is umm a My ex-wife Ashley Ashley This is My girlfriend Keisha Nice to meet you Keisha Likewise I don't know what's wrong, with Malcom We usually Invite our guest in Not make them stay at the door Well, i actually I wasn'y staying very long Awww That's too bad Perhaps, we should plan a visit next time So we can get to know each other That would be lovely Ok then, I'd think We're all goo here i gotta be going, babe so i'll see ya later I'm actually headed out myself so Ashley, I'll call Terrence and handle that And i'm sorry to hear about your father So that's Ashley' Well, You cant hit the jackpot everytime Bye guys I'll be back after class She is so not going to class I bet their going scouting for the little freaks session Really But she has her backpack and its wednesday Aww Val, What's it like what Omar, what's what like excuse me i was wondering If you happen to have Him In my size Wow Hey babe Hi Are you on your way to work Uh, I wish Finance are pulled out now, they're not even gonna Build the condos Its construction for ya yes So, what you're gonna do owh aaah, i was hoping that i could crash at your place At least, until i figure it out I dont wanna be stressed about rent or trying to bet on jobs of course as long as you need Thank you, Honey God, i really appreciate it alright, i'm goona go pack And i will see you tonight, ok Got it That Is a beautiful man Ain't he What happen to Vincent I don't care to talk about that slut Owh Ok, so Back to this one Who is he and why you're letting him move in His name is Derek and did you see him Still i'm missing something Remember when i told you i ran into my first love At a Prince concert two weeks ago That was Derek He's had some bad luck recently and As fate would have it I have been there to help No wonder, you were late three times this week I'm surprised, you made it in at all Yeah, we've been rekindling our old flame It's like we never lost touch Now we can't stop touching That is a great story But still moving in together Is a really big step Not to mention, dont you think it's kinda fast Yeah But love wont let me wait And we're picking up exactly where we lefted off When we were 17 Absolutely nothing is change we have a perfect relationship Oh Omar What's it like I could easily get use to this every night Really Why Because you're very special lady And you make me so happy I know, it may seem a little soon to talk about our future but when i saw you this morning In that wedding dress i thought Now is a good time as any wow Uh, ok Wow Valerie I'm fallen for you And i dunno if you're quite there yet but I'm certain That i don't wanna grow old without you Jerry I'm falling for you too I couldn't ask for a more wonderful man I feel like the luckiest girl in the world I'm so glad you you feel that way Now I've been thinking about this long and hard And i need to share with you Decisions that i made years ago About marriage Kids I only bring this up now Because earlier i saw the look in your eye That said, you really wanna get married one day Yeah If, not today or anything But Yes, eventually Well I've been married three times But i was also been divorced three times After last one, i decided I couldn't endure another unhappy ending And since i already have four children I think i'm done in that area as well Now, I know you goin in your mind But, hear me out If you're willing to share your life with me I love to share mine with you forever I promise to always love you And to be true to you I just Dont wanna get married again anymore Never Talk to me Valerie Is this a deal breaker I dont know It's alot to digest I'm gonna need some time think about it You take all the time you need I'll be here Guess i'd better cleared the table I am convinced That there a forces in the universe That are conspiring to rob me of my moment I'm not gonna let it happen I get that you weren't expecting this But really why you're so upset what am i upset for I finally meet the perfect guy Smart Generous Treats me like a queen But his idea of a big proposal Is to never propose It's a conspiracy No, the conspiracy is in the idea that marriage is the BS and dull of every relationship It's not Yeah, You're putting way too much emphasis On the fantasy of marriage and not enough on the fact that he's offering you the happily ever after But isn't that like Going to the olympics and saying you don't care a few medals Marriage is the pinnacle of dating It's relationship gold Marriage is for fool's gold And if you want my You already have gold wih jerry, she's right Val People have big beautiful lavish ceremony all the time And end up miserable as soon as everyone goes home Oh, come on Keisha Are you saying you don't wanna marry Malcom I'm saying i don't have a problem if he never ask I'm just happy being with him So whatever form that commitment takes Its cool with me I don 't need a wedding for that You seem to be forgetting The small issue of me wanting to have children Girl, please if you want a baby With jerry You can get a bsby Maybe But i don't just want a baby I've been dreaming about getting married since i was six I had that same dream But i can tell you first hand divorce is hell I'm not sure if i ever want to get married again Maybe you're right Maybe, i am just too caught up in an idea Now you think plus If you don't get married Then April don't have to wear ugly bridesmaid dresses Who wants more wine ooh ooh Then you better run to the store because i'm killing the rest of this Sorry i'm so late Val, really need to talk Everything's ok emhm I hope so So how did you're a the meeting go today did you get the listing I showed up looking this and then i was me What do you think Uh, Congratulations Thank you Aright, Now listen babe I know you must have some questions about earlier But for starters, i had no clue Ashley was coming by this morning Malcom, Im so not worried about that I don't wanna check up on you and there's no need to explain I trust you But since you bought it up I knew that was too easy Yea, if it helps My plan was to let it go But since she can't seem to let you go Let's hear it Ok You already know that Ashley and i started dating back in business school But after a few months, we wanted to get married I didnt feel the same way so i broke it off But she worked her way back in In a sense You see, i knew my pops needed capital to compete the Jacobs of the jewelry world no one was buying his little classic pieces anymore, they wanted big bling What does this have to do with Ashley I meet with alot of investors but they all fell through so i finally asked Ashley if she would get her father to give me a loan You got money like that Like you wouldn't believe, he was big time in this shipping industry Dude, had a gazillion dollars at the time So did, she get it for you She said she would but only if, i married her Damn She wanted you bad And i figured what the hell I mean, there were worst things i could do to help out my pops so i basically used her to expand Frank's Jewels And eventhough i paid her father back, her family never forgave her for marrying a low-class black man He didn't know you two dating were dating when he gave you the loan No, he thought i was just a friend Woah Have they forgiven her now No They will never forgive her, so i gonna check up on her a few times a year Just to see how's she's doing It's the least i can do right Damn Thank you for being honest with me Honest, I don't know that Malcom What's up Keisha Sorry about the whole brunch thing a few weeks ago I didn't mean no harm No worries, Terrence we're all good You're late i told you to be here, 2 hours ago And thats where you keep messing up Thinking, That you can just tell me what to do and where to be Last i checked, you're name wasn't daddy But maybe to her I'm gonna let you guys talk Damn She is fine I'm Here What do you want Hey, you know something i want a couple of things First, You and your boys Need to find a new place to hang out that's nowhere near the Ashley's salon And second, i give you a job and an office next to mine And why don't you stop hustling be a man about it and show up I'm not about to stand here and let you question my manhood, Terence I'm not trying to disrespect you But i am trying to show you dont have to live this life anymore This is the only life i know So if you want me out of Ashley's salon forget about the job and the office And buy me out of the company give me my money Then i'll be gone That Is never gonna happen I hate you right now dude Grow up, Terrence Watch your back with him everything aint what it seems Starting with Ashley You know what, it's getting pretty hot in here That's pretty hot That is nice well i think your hair is nice i think yours is pretty sexy too Yeah i love it It's so cute Oh my god I totally like yours you know the girl who cuts my hair told me that If i brought in a friend we could both have half off That is so cool umm, what's your number Do you wanna Bump It oh yeah, i just downloaded that out ok, That's not the kind of bumping that suppose to go down here tonight Ok, soo No more hair talk we all know what we're here for Let's get started Ok, i wanna see you guys kiss Ok, nice Ok, alright Stop You know what, forget it i dont need to take my pants to make it work I'm gonna go um grab some more beer Yo bring down the bass on that, change the chords I need to feel it on my chest not my throat ok cool, cool right there alright, umm take five and we'll work on the guitar spon on the bridge Sounds great Reed Thanks That's why i can't figure out why west isn't down here and offering me A fat new contract right about now You know that he wants me to get you to sign a 360 deal right A 360 deal! Unfreaking believable Who does he think i am some clueless kid posting songs on youtube i knew that you refuse but i'm sure we can negotiate on that why would i negotiate we someone who thinks so little of me because the only thing that west hates more than losing money in a new artist is watching someone else make money out of his old artists It may take a minute but everyone will end up happy on this Ya know Any other labels would be kissi ng my ass right now not sending their assistant to do it So All the blood, sweat and tears That I've put into your career And you're telling me that you still see me just as an assistant Reed, please don't start pullin out the crazy on me not this soon Look i didn't mean it that way but seriously, i cant think of one good reason why should i stay in big mix i can, me You cant deny that we work well together look at where you are now yeah, April look where i am now It's me and my talent that got me here it's me that people bought tickets to see tonite Not you, Not West Not nobody else Well, it wasn't West and nobody else who took care of you when you overdosed Nobody else hooked you up with supertrax or push you until you actuallywrote something good Reed That was all me Yeah you hooked me up with one good producerand you gave me a ride home Thank you How about you don't pull out the crazy And so it begins I've had you're back from day 1 and as much as a jerk as West is You're even being a bigger one right now and it's really whack I don't wanna fight with you April I'm about to sing my first live performance in years And my first solo performance ever if you can get West to move and come up with something better than a 360 deal I'll be open to hearing it That's the best i can do Alright Reed We'll talk about this later I apologise If i owe you one Apology accepted if that was one Uh, thanks for the hook up Val I've been so busy showing properties i haven't have time for shop something to wear for Reed's show What are best friends for If not to give you clothes Oh No I'm paying you for this well, Malcom is What are boyfriend's for if not to buy you clothes I'll ring her up Val, Omar I told you could leave a half an hour ago usually you're sprinting out of here to get to Derek That was before i realise something What I don't like Derek very much Why Old Derek was spontaneous and fun New Derek sits aroundthe house and playing video game and watching tv I'm over it well, damn That was quick it hasn't even been a week You're not suppose to get sick of someone you like, until after the first six months Yeah You have to give yourself some time to adjust Living with someone can be challenging It took me a while to get use to Keisha ha ha But you're not sleeping with Keisha and if Derek were just my roommate I'd be force to adjust but we're dating so it should come more naturally Well, you tried talking to him no How do you tell someone that when you look at them You get irritated The way he walks, The way he chews The other day he sneezed i was so irritated, i didn't even say bless you Owh That is bad You have buyer's remorse I had a little bit of that with Val I never said anything because you're too sensitive So, Are you gonna kick him out When he doesn't have a job No, that's just be cruel so what're you gonna do The only thing i can do i'm gonna be cold, distant and then vague so he'll kick himself out Men do that to women at the time It is juvenile and mean Why do guys always do that Because it works I will never understand boys I'm leaving Lock up for me ok you got it hm, i'll go with you Bye You didn't get the nickname TMA for standing around and saying nothing all day Make me forget my problems by telling me yours What's wrong Gabe is stupid You wanna be more specific The Threesome I was suppose to go high and Gabe was suppose to go low and then he acted like i was not even there They never notice when i got up and lefted Ouch so like i said it's stupid and i'm never gonna talk to him again He was so into her I'm sorry Anyway I got all the way down to my bike And then i thought like What am i doing Sex is suppose to be fun so Did you go back and have some fun Hell no Told you Three is a crowd Why do i even care you care because you care You're just hurt because you're not enough for him Obviously im not enough for him You know maybe he's the stupid one to think even lie to me the first place That's the only reason i did the threesome Wait a minute You made it sound like you were experimenting just to experiment, does he know You did it because you like him i dont even know because i like him until right now Well i think you should tell him But what ever you do don't invite him to move in with you he might sneeze Owh Hello Well, hello again and so soon What can i do for you I'm a looking my Malcom actually He's not here I'll wait If you don't mind actually i do mind I'm on my way out to meet up with him now Can i give him a message for you Just tell him to check his voice mail On second thought Come in Are you sure, i'm not holding you up I think this is worth a few more minutes Because i want everything to remain cool between us I would like that too I don't mind That Malcom is protective of you Eventhough your relationship is over and has been for quite some time Keisha And the fact that you still want Malcom Doesn't bother me either Because you're entitled to fill your feelings But the minute they started getting in my way That's when we're gonna have a problem I don't know what you're thinking I just came by to give Malcom a set of salon keys before i catch to Japan This is only me needing help for Terrence I here what you're saying but im more focus on what you're doing And the course of 2 days You've stppe by unexpectedly two times Now a man might believe that's just about his brother in your salon But i'm a woman I know how we do I apologise If i made you questioned the nature of my motives were Malcom's concerns I didn't even need an apologiy i just needed to make myself clear And i think, i've done that You have Ashley Don't you wanna leave the keys I mean Isn't that the reason you stop by I can't believe She had the nerve to show up unannounced again What did Malcom say He just ask if i was cool and i said i was What i didn't tell him is that i don't like here and i dont trust her But at least she knows i got her number I wanna hear the rest But i gotta get the thing started Do your thing girl we're rooting for you good luck Hey, It's you Good Evening Atlanta I'm Mr.
Bangladash And if i could have your undivided attention for a moment please And as you all know we are here to listen to Reed Durem performs tonight I've known Reed, Ever since he was an anarchy going on pointy ass dance step one thing i learn then which y'all learn today This white boy got swagger Everyone give it up for Reed Durem Hello Yeah Yeah, I'll be right there What happen Terrence just got arrested at Ashley's salon I've go take care of this right away Sorry, no of course Should i come with you No baby, i got this (Ashley) So, Omar I'm curious Have you ever been with a girl Yep yeah Andrea Brown We got together at reccess at fourth grade By the time the bell ring at 3 o'clock We're broken up What happen Bitch, wanted her stickers back I knew then, i was done with women Hey, Owh, you Go away Just talk to him Either the bass player winking at me or he's got something in his eye I'm gonna find out which one it is How come you don't call me back Ya know, i thought maybe you'd still be rolling around with what's face How could you let me leave What was i suppose to do You're suppose to stop what you were doing with her I did stop Eventually Go away How can you be mad at me for something you'd agree to it's not what i'm mad at then what are you mad at Look, if you don't want me to be with other girls Well then, just say so I cant tell you who to be with You're not my boyfriend Look, Christina, if you want me to be your boyfriend then Just say it I want you to be my boyfriend you moron Ok then I'm your boyfriend then That's all you ever had to say Thank you, Good night So what do you think i think he did well I think he's gonna be on top of the charts And i think He has you to thank the 360 deal is not gonna happen We both know that another label will snatch him up in an instant So, you havent heard have you heard what He's already done that, April Reed signed with another label earlier today At least, i got one decent album out of it I'll make my money back i doubt,if he'll stay sober I'm gonna have to get going Bye babe OK I need to make sure that Malcom is ok, Of course Call me Get home safe Should we go home to my place or yours I can't do this Is everything ok Darling Jerry I enjoy spending time with you And God knows i really like you But But If I agreed to a relationship On the terms you proposed I would be robbing myself of a life i really want and in the long run It wouldn't be fair to either of us But Val I want to be with you I want to spend everyday thinking of ways to tell you how much i love being with you The problem is I don't want to spend everyday thinking of ways to make that enough Bye, Jerry
Bangladash And if i could have your undivided attention for a moment please And as you all know we are here to listen to Reed Durem performs tonight I've known Reed, Ever since he was an anarchy going on pointy ass dance step one thing i learn then which y'all learn today This white boy got swagger Everyone give it up for Reed Durem Hello Yeah Yeah, I'll be right there What happen Terrence just got arrested at Ashley's salon I've go take care of this right away Sorry, no of course Should i come with you No baby, i got this (Ashley) So, Omar I'm curious Have you ever been with a girl Yep yeah Andrea Brown We got together at reccess at fourth grade By the time the bell ring at 3 o'clock We're broken up What happen Bitch, wanted her stickers back I knew then, i was done with women Hey, Owh, you Go away Just talk to him Either the bass player winking at me or he's got something in his eye I'm gonna find out which one it is How come you don't call me back Ya know, i thought maybe you'd still be rolling around with what's face How could you let me leave What was i suppose to do You're suppose to stop what you were doing with her I did stop Eventually Go away How can you be mad at me for something you'd agree to it's not what i'm mad at then what are you mad at Look, if you don't want me to be with other girls Well then, just say so I cant tell you who to be with You're not my boyfriend Look, Christina, if you want me to be your boyfriend then Just say it I want you to be my boyfriend you moron Ok then I'm your boyfriend then That's all you ever had to say Thank you, Good night So what do you think i think he did well I think he's gonna be on top of the charts And i think He has you to thank the 360 deal is not gonna happen We both know that another label will snatch him up in an instant So, you havent heard have you heard what He's already done that, April Reed signed with another label earlier today At least, i got one decent album out of it I'll make my money back i doubt,if he'll stay sober I'm gonna have to get going Bye babe OK I need to make sure that Malcom is ok, Of course Call me Get home safe Should we go home to my place or yours I can't do this Is everything ok Darling Jerry I enjoy spending time with you And God knows i really like you But But If I agreed to a relationship On the terms you proposed I would be robbing myself of a life i really want and in the long run It wouldn't be fair to either of us But Val I want to be with you I want to spend everyday thinking of ways to tell you how much i love being with you The problem is I don't want to spend everyday thinking of ways to make that enough Bye, Jerry